All language subtitles for Mala na peni.2001

That was great!
You play well, I love the guitar.

Let's do the biscuit.

Shut up.

- What's that?
- Don't you know?

Well, we form a circle
around a biscuit and then

we jerk off and come all over it.

Give me that paper.
You have to be fast,

because the last one to
come has to eat the biscuit.

Have you done it?

- Nobody has.
- What an awful idea!

Imagine, jerking off,
and only you and one other left.

I couldn't do it.

Here, but it's warm.

Isn't she in your class,
Perandones?

Christ, I just love girls.

The only trouble
with girls is they're weird.

He'll get his cock sucked
tonight. But I won't!

I can't play the guitar or anything.

I've got my dad's mandola.

I know a girl who won't
let me touch her tits.

I've got a 1984 Playboy
but the pages keep tearing.

- Hi.
- Hi.

You're in D.
You know Perandones.

You're in C
and you've been eating bananas.

Yeah.

I forgot to bring this bag down.
Mind if I just?

No, no.

I like bananas a lot.

- Do you want one?
- No, thanks.

Well... See you around,

- As Perandones is your friend.
- We're very good friends.

We've known each other all our lives.

If ever you want a banana or anything...

See you.

- David? Is that you in there?
- I'm crapping.

- Are you alright?
- I don't feel too good.

Don't flush it. I want
to see what you've done.

Have you been eating
your dad's biscuit?

Don't worry too much.

You'd better have a glass
of milk and go to bed.

Leave me alone, mum.
And stop worrying.

- Goal! Goal by Morientes!
- Has the match started?

They kicked off and scored
right away. Shut up, will you!

Let me see what you've done.

Did you flush it?
I wanted to see it.

- I forgot.
- Next time, don't flush it.

You don't look very well.

- What are you doing?
- My homework.

The game's started.

- Let's go.
- Come on then.

You can't have a winger
who runs up the line

and then the team doesn't attack.

This year, the team's lopsided.

- How was the goal?
- Beautiful. From a corner.

I've brought you some T-shirts,
by the way. They're on my bed.

- Stupid!
- Excuse me, I'm sure.

Who's Lucas playing on Sunday?

On Saturday. Las Rozas.

Las Rozas, they'll thrash them.

It's the Real Madrid trials in March.

- Which is mine?
- They're all the same size.

Homework for tomorrow, 6th page,
and no excuses, please. 6th page.

I was talking to Lavina.

What did he say?

He said he's forming
a municipal league team.

- Five-a-side?
- No, eleven.

- Is Tavero in?
- Who's Tavero?

Jose Luis Tavero from 4C.
20 years and he's in 4th. A legend.

Christ! Have you applied?
How much do you have to pay?

1,500, and 2 photos
and some photocopy or other.

Tavero failed drawing with Sagredo.

- Did he go to class?
- Yeah, all of them.

- As a defender, he...
- Nobody gets past him.

He's not brilliant perhaps,
but he's not bad.

What the fuck?
You bastard!

What the fuck are you doing?

Fucking hell! Pick the up, kid.

- Sorry.
- What's your name?

- David.
- Yes, David.

I've seen you before.
Are you in my class?

- Yes.
- Well, you're fucked now.

Hello?

- Bye.
- Goodbye.

Yes, it's me.

Is she alright?

I'll be right there.

I'm off. Look after things
and close in an hour's time.

- Hi, Eduardo.
- Hi, David.

- Got the sports paper?
- Yes, I have.

I'll bring it back later.

I want to see the results.
My brother's in the Juniors.

Your dad said you wanted the kid
to play for Real Madrid.

Yeah, the Juniors.

How could you do that to him?

You Atletico fans are a bunch of losers.

Even the players' names stink.
Santi, Kiko, Salva...

The Real Madrid names are much better.
Casillas, Salgado, Macmanaman.

Hello.

- Rafa?
- Yes?

- Have you eaten?
- Not yet.

- I'll heat something up. How are you?
- Fine.

Hello, gran. Haven't see you for ages.

Almost a year since we last saw you.

- I'm tired.
- Sit down. I'll get you something.

Lucas, turn the T.V.
On for your gran.

- Want to watch Telly, gran?
- I don't care.

What's the matter with gran?

By the way, David...

What was this doing
in your bedside table?

What is it?

A banana skin.

What do want a banana skin for?

- Shall I throw it away?
- Yeah, sure.

Gran's going to stay here
for a couple of nights.

Marta, go and make up her bed.

If she sleeps with David.

All right. Then Lucas can
sleep in your room.

What's this?

The presenter takes a couple
and gets them married.

- Like Cupid.
- Something like that.

It's best when they get two.

So he forces them to go
on living together?

If they're in love
you expect them to marry.

Well, would you believe it?

Good morning.

Well, don't just stand there.

Come on, get running,
my little... Bastards. Come on.

You come here, kid.

- Come here.
- But I have to run.

- Run?
- Yes.

You're the little bastard
from the other day.

Come and sit down. Sit down.

- Want a smoke?
- No, no.

- Have a smoke?
- No, no.

- Have a fucking smoke, I said!
- Thank you.

I used to run the 2,000 meters.

Look at that bastard!

There's the 1,500 meters
and the 3,000 meters,

but the 2,000 meters
is only run by assholes.

I have to pick up my wife.
She's probably screwing some guy.

You know, they're all
whores in the end.

Don't you think so?

Come on now, into class.
Come on, come on.

Come on, Perandones.

- All alone?
- Marta's here.

Marta, it's me. I want a piss.

Are you alright?

Wasn't the door locked?

- What are you doing?
- You can see.

Hi.

Do you want something?

Goodbye then.

Bye.

Get dressed. We're going out.

Why the hell did you turn the Telly off?

- Come on, for Christ's sake!
- No!

- I said Yes.
- No!

- This is embarrassing.
- Don't worry about it.

- It's November, David.
- The end of November, Lucas.

And if we do it...
if we sing... Then what?

They can give you some tea
and I'll talk to her.

David, please, don't.

It's still November.

- Yes?
- Is Gloria in?

Gloria, it's for you.

- Yes?
- We've come to sing carols.

- Isn't it November?
- Yeah, I told him that but...

the kid wanted to do it. So...

All right... but we haven't
got any banana left.

Sorry. My brother's under treatment.

- Let me pick it up.
- No, don't worry.

It's no trouble.

Don't worry, it's nothing.
Wait a second.

- Have you cut yourself?
- Yes.

You're clumsy. Everybody in
this house is clumsy.

That's it.

- Your mom's surgery's here?
- Yes.

You don't need to pick it up.
I'll do it.

- I won't cut you...
- That's okay. See you.

In that way NGO's act as a link

between human beings,
society and mankind.

If I had to write this essay,

I'd cite the Vatican as the
most important NGO in the world.

But you can choose any
organization you like.

You could take an NGO
connected with alcoholics,

- or abandoned kids.
- He's a queer.

Like my friend who fucks
the gym teacher.

I do not fuck the gym teacher.

While idiots like us run
round the field. Move, Pep.

Why Pep if you aren't from Catalonia?

- It's a nickname with a meaning.
- No, it isn't.

Well, David. Have you thought
of an NGO for your essay?

No, I haven't decided yet.

Have you got problems?

If you have, I'd be happy to listen.

- No, no problem.
- Fine.

Some other time, eh?
My door's always open to you.

Okay.

Do me a favor.
You don't sit next to anyone.

You see that girl there?

- Yes.
- She's just come from Argentina.

She doesn't know anybody.
Sit next to her and make her feel at home.

- Would you do that for me?
- Okay.

Thanks.

- Good muscles. Do you do weight lifting?
- No, just sport.

Good. Keep it up.

You know something?
You look like a writer.

- What?
- You look like a writer.

Would you let me see
some of your work?

- But don't write. I don't...
- You can't be serious.

- Sorry.
- What a pity!

Well, you look like a writer anyway.
You should write. Why don't you?

Because I don't want to.

If you did write,
you'd really look like a writer.

You know?

She may not be spectacular
but I fancy her.

Well, I think she's fantastic.

My eyesight's not too good,
so tell me,

Fucking hell!

What are her tits like?
That's very important, you know.

- Want a smoke?
- Sure.

- Have you got another class now?
- No.

I wouldn't want you
to fail because of me.

Thanks.

- They all prefer to Elena Salas But I...
- Who's that?

- That one, over there.
- Which one?

- That one.
- Christ!

She's really nice!

I don't know if she likes me,
but I like her.

Then talk to her.
Don't stick your dick in her face,

but, you know... Be nice to her.

- I already talked to her.
- How did it go?

I don't know. Okay, I suppose.

Perandones!

Out a bit of life into it,
for Christ sake.

We've formed our own 11-a-side team.

- And?
- We play tomorrow if you'd like to come.

No, thanks but I can't.

Look at that, look at that!

It's pitiful and disgusting all
at the same time. Christ...

I get depressed teaching gym.

I get really depressed.
Pitiful.

Christ, Perandones.
Everybody's in a white shirt...

- Not me.
- Then put a vest on.

It's light, isn't it?
Hey, guys!

- Hi.
- Hi.

This is Tavero.
Wait till you see him play.

Nothing gets past you, right?

- Nothing.
- Fantastic.

Pass to Lavina. He's the best.

- Nothing gets past me.
- Incredible.

David, David...

What is it?

Golden balls in my mouth.

What are you talking about?

Golden balls,
I'm spitting golden balls.

That's a bit unusual.

- Son!
- You'll wake everybody up.

Son!

- What is it, mother?
- Look.

What is it?

A golden ball.
I'm spitting golden balls.

- What is it?
- My mother's spitting gold.

- What's happening?
- I don't understand.

- What is it?
- A golden ball. I spat it out. Look.

- What?
- Look at the ball.

The granny with the golden balls.

Perhaps it isn't so strange.

Sometimes mineral substances
build up in the stomach,

and over the years can lead
to fatal effects.

- What's this?
- It's for a cold.

Darling, the boy's got a cold.

Let me see.

- Did you go to the toilet?
- Oh, mum...

I'll make you some hot milk
and egg yolk.

Mum, no. Really...

- is there any milk in the fridge?
- Only half-cream.

You'll have to see a stomach
specialist, mother.

- It's a bridge.
- A dentist then.

We'll see. If it doesn't
bother her, it's not urgent.

Matri, find the thermometer.
I don't know where it is.

It's made of gold.
It might be worth some money.

It doesn't look like a bridge.

It's worn down. It must be years old.

See if it's left a very big gap.

Be patient with me.
I only qualified last month.

Just a joke.

What a disaster.
We'll have to do something.

We have to do something
a bit drastic.

Now, open wide, open wide.

Relax, I won't hurt you.
Not much, anyway.

- I'm going to the toilet.
- Opposite the door.

Hi.

Hi, what are you reading?

The Devil in the Flesh.

That's nice...

- What are you doing here?
- My gran's with your mother.

She's with the dentist,
who's your mother.

- Come and sit down if you like.
- Thanks.

Your brother's still singing?

- Now's a better time.
- And how are you?

Fine. And you?

Want something to drink?

- No, I just...
- David!

- David! Come on.
- Your gran.

Yeah. I'll go
and see what she wants.

See you around, eh?

Come back on Tuesday.

- Yes, right. See you on Tuesday.
- See you then. Bye.

- Thank you.
- Bye.

She's the mother of a friend of mine.

She's a sadist.

Your parents are right,
my teeth are no use any more.

You said you'd go back Tuesday.

I'd sooner cut off
my legs and eat them.

- Where's the nearest bar?
- Two streets up.

Go and buy me a bottle of whisky.

Dad doesn't want you to drink.

Hide it in your room
where he won't find it.

- Aren't you coming home?
- I don't fancy now.

- Where are you going?
- To the hospital.

- The hospital? Is Something wrong?
- No, nothing.

- Is it your teeth?
- Get me that bottle and take it home.

What are you doing here?

- I had nothing better to do.
- You brought the whisky.

You'll get bored here.

Now, this is completely
harmless to man,

but fatal to horses.

What happened the night
dad fetched you?

I burned the house down.

Heart attack.

He came from a wedding.
Probably indigestion.

Do you come here
to see people die?

It's not sadistic... It's something else.

You're incredible!

It's about survival, I suppose.

- So your flat burned down?
- It was My fault.

I was smoking in bed...
and I'd had a drink or two...

Christ!

That one's younger than me.

Stop, that isn't right.

Now, listen carefully!

A single crap!

Nocho, what have you done?

There's a rubber up my nose.

- Stupid! Let me get it out.
- How?

- With the point...
- No!

It'll only take a minute.

It's still infected.

I still can't see how you
got a rubber stuck up there.

- And I don't want to know.
- It was silly.

- An accident, right?
- It's Christmas. Leave him alone!

Is that really the right way to do that?

This is the right way.
You have to do it like this.

Because if you use a knife,
it loses all it's taste.

I'll go.

Hello. How's things?

Hello. Merry Christmas.

Cheer up, mother-in-law.
It's Christmas.

I don't celebrate that
reactionary's birthday.

And I've never fucked up
anybody's Christmas.

Hello, mother.

- Have you given to charity?
- We always do.

Rather than money we should give
them fishhooks to catch their food with.

The blacks want to go to university.

Fishhooks! For Christ's sake!

It's the IMF who should do
something about it.

Just like their father!

Poor Blas!

Want to watch Telly, gran?

Let's see... I see a
profitable business.

Is something wrong, gran?

Telemadrid's on number four.

Gran's ill!

- I always listen to you...
- and something for the future...

- Things are okay, right?
- Grans' ill!

- Gran's dying!
- What do you mean?

Felix, call an ambulance right away!

What is it?

- Sit her in the armchair.
- Careful.

Slowly now.

Tell them it's very urgent.

What do you want the remote control for?

Yes, 58 Vinaroz Street.

She's unconscious.
Marta, get the kids out.

Speak to her.

She must hear us.

Now take things easy. When
oxygen doesn't reach the brain.

Unconsciousness occurs,
and it's out like a light.

Don't say that.

Come on!

Christ, it's freezing!

They're dirty, aren't they?
Do you brush after meals?

Open wide, open wide.
That's it.

This takes 10 minutes to set.
Sit there quietly till I come back, okay?

Vincente?
Hello. How are you?

Yes, it's me.
Are you with her?

Look, don't deny it, because I know.

What? Now look,
if you ring me again, I kill you.

And don't come around here.
Don't come ever again.

Vincente?

What are you doing?

Do you think that's right?

Think about it.
Your gran's in hospital...

Pull your trousers up,
we have to go and fetch her.

Your gran's very old and your
father and I have been talking and,

if you agree, we've decided she
should come and live with us.

She's very old and family comes
first. What do you think?

I think that's fine, mum.

- Okay, David?
- Yes, of course.

- Hi.
- Hi.

What are you doing here?
You don't do French.

Non, mais je contemplais la vie...

You're out of your head.

Your remind me of a girl
I met last year in Lloret de Mar.

- Lloret de Mar?
- Yeah.

She was great
and walked fast like you.

- What were you doing in Lloret?
- You know it?

- No.
- I go there every summer.

It's full of Germans.

- And this girl was German?
- German or French.

Did you like her?

No... well, yes.

- I think she liked me.
- You think that?

I don't know. I'm not really sure.

- Doesn't that happen to you?
- No.

When somebody likes you, you know.
You'd be a hypocrite if you didn't.

- How's your mother's practice going?
- Fine, fine.

I'm glad for her.

Well, here we are.

- Yeah, your place.
- Thanks for the company.

- See you around.
- Well...

- Are you stupid?
- What are you staring at?

- What?
- You got a problem?

What did you say?

You're an idiot. What are you
staring at? Got a problem?

- I can't hear you.
- Idiot.

- Pardon?
- I said you're an idiot!

The Regent's wife is said to owe
a great deal to Mme. Bovery

but that's propaganda.
French propaganda.

It's a personal novel, by Spain's Clarin,
one of the greatest authors in Spanish.

I wouldn't distinguish by country.
He's a chauvinist, isn't he?

I'm sure it's a good book,

but that's not the point,
don't you think?

Quiet, I need to catch up
in literature.

Yes, but it's like a writer's world cup.

I don't even like Borges.
It's not a question of nationality.

- Quiet.
- Right, from now on I'll be as silent as a zip.

Not another word.

It's as silent as the grave.
What's all this about zips?

And Don Quixote, who went mad
reading novels of chivalry.

If a forward marks him,
he should move up the line.

But that's not the point.

It's the stupid trainer's fault
for putting him in the forward line.

Lucas is best mid-field.
I don't think they'll mark him.

If they do, then come up from the back,
and move across diagonally.

Fine, fine...

That's it! Move up!

Hey, coach, say something to him.

You'll notice the injection now.

Don't worry. You won't feel a thing.

Hold this a minute.

- What do you want?
- Nothing. How are you?

What do you care how I am?

Get out of my life.
Get out, you bastard!

- Have you got a patient...
- Yes, so get out!

Take one of these,
and stick it in the gap.

Are you still here, you bastard?
I never want to see you again!

- Can't you understand that?
- Get out! Get out!

Or I'll call the police.
Get out, and don't come back.

David?

She's done it again.
Come with me.

Sit down, Let me see.

Clench your teeth.

Does it hurt very much?
What's a mess?

My mother gets edgy.

It could never work for us.

Every time we meet,
somebody gets hurt.

She's bad of nerves.

She's had problem with my dad lately.

It wouldn't interest you anyway.

Yes, it would.

You're edgy too, eh?

Just let me...

How are the exams going?

I'm doing badly.
I don't know what I'll do.

I've got a language exam next week
and I haven't the book yet.

I'll have to spend all my time
in the library.

Swotting?

See you around.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- What are you eating?
- A mayonnaise roll.

Hey, David.

You like girls
and all that, don't you?

Yeah, of course.

I mean... Is there anyone
in particular?

Yes, there's one.

You didn't tell mum and dad
you saw me with Ivan, did you?

No, I don't.

I told them myself anyway.

I want you to tell me
how boys see things.

Just lately he hasn't seemed
so happy with me.

We haven't done it so much.

And I was wondering why,
because I know he loves me.

And I thought perhaps
he doesn't like being in bed with me.

You see, I have heavy periods.

Really heavy,
and they last a long time.

And he ends up getting stained.

And then, what with the sanitary towel,

I've got a rash all over my groin.

- What do you think?
- Think about what?

Whether it'd bother him or not.

I don't know. I suppose not.

Right. Well, thanks.

There are times when
I just don't understand boys.

Yeah.

I'm off. I've arranged to see him.

Come on through, David.

Karen... Actually, I came to say that...

I can't come again.
I think my teeth are okay now.

Aren't you happy with me?

No, it's not that.
My teeth are fine now.

There's half of the
orthodontics left to do.

I'll pay anyway, but...

I only came to see Gloria.

She's not here. I'm all alone.

I'm almost always alone.

So you aren't coming back?
Don't you want to finish your teeth?

Cocksucking time.

What are you doing here?
No class?

- Yours, but you didn't turn up.
- Yeah.

Have a roll. Have a fucking roll!

Sorry. How are things with that girl?

Great... She sucked my finger.

Did she now?

- Such lips!
- Lips?

And she's clever, and we laugh
together, and I like her a lot.

I don't like any of that any more.

You'll find out. You'll see.

Open your mouth, for Christ sake!

Why bother to wear that?
There's no point.

You'll end up toothless like everybody.
Physical deterioration.

Well... What do you think of my job?
Tell me the truth.

Somebody's telling you to run
round and round all day.

Come on, tell me.

We've arranged to go out
for a drink tonight.

And what'll you do?

Penetration, eh?
Now listen to me, son.

Penetration sure,
but don't hurt her.

- Lucas?
- What?

Come and have a game.

Later perhaps.

- Don't be so lazy.
- Pass.

It'll be good practice
for the Madrid trial.

I don't think I'll go.

You won't?

I don't know. I'm not that good.

You could at least try.

I don't know. They say you
spend all day training.

- Isn't that what you want?
- No.

Then do what you want.

Have you gone mad or what?

- You're an idiot.
- You're mentally retarded.

Eddie Merkx.

This fat slob is also.
Eddie Merkx, 20 years on.

Physical deterioration.

Nadia Comaneci. Lovely.

Now look at her miserable face.

Urtain.

Poor guy threw himself off his
balcony, for your information.

And this is me.

Here you have the 1976
Champion of Castile.

What do you think? Lights on.

Now listen to me. Sport is shit.

It leads to disaster. Look at me.

I've got arthritis, varicose veins,
and worst of all, I'm impotent.

Do you hear me?

Well then, off you go to the library.

And remember next time to bring
the book you're currently reading.

Off you go, Kids. Off you go.

Look out.

- What's the matter?
- Nothing.

Okay.

I took your mother
to church this morning.

She threw an egg at the vicar.

- What?
- An egg!

I'm senile.
Don't know what I'm doing.

You are perfectly alright.

Where did you get the egg from?

She moans all day and
doesn't take her medicine.

One day she'll do something
and they'll blame me.

On rare occasions this medicine
can cause headaches, dizziness,

low blood pressure, fainting
and gastrointestinal disorders...

It's not that bad, mother.

And you could give me a hand.

I'm sick of it!

Eat.

- What's that?
- What?

In your mouth.

Orthodontics.

When did you go to the dentist?

So you've had braces fitted
without asking me for permission?

Where did you get the money?

It's orthodontics.

Where do you think he got it from?

All right, so how much did it cost?

What with everything, the sessions,
and the impressions, about 80,000.

Where the fuck are we going
to find 80,000 pesetas?

- It's all paid for.
- Where did the money come from?

I got them money from here and there.

Not I know why the figures
haven't been working out.

- And you talk about me.
- You never stop eating.

So you stole 80,000 pesetas
to have braces fitted?

It's orthodontics.

You little bastard! Open your mouth.

I'll rip out your orthodontics,
or whatever it's called.

Good morning, class.
How are you?

I'm your new teacher.

I don't know what you did before,

but I'd like to see
how physically fit you are

so let's warm up by running
round the field, okay?

Just a few times round.

Run like everybody else.

Now Che was a poet.

But here in Spain things are
viewed differently, you know.

What's Che over here?
He's just a T-shirt.

Just there, just there.
Oh, my God!

Christ! Just as well I was here.

- What's happened?
- Open up to get the smoke out.

I could see this coming.

- I could see it's coming.
- What?

Your mother burning
the house down.

What are you doing?

Looking through the window.
It's like at the zoo.

- The sofa caught fire.
- Yes. It's all right.

Did you do it?

You should be more careful.

Your father leaves his
lighters everywhere.

We've no sofa now.

- I'm going to die anyway.
- Don't say that, gran.

It was me who had the embolism.

But you're okay now.

I was okay when I was okay.
Don't talk stupid.

Here.

Do you know how much it is?

I burned the sofa but I'm not stupid.

Well, thanks a lot.

I don't have expenses any more.

Is that Pep?

Who's he with?

- Is that his girlfriend?
- What a sight.

- Hi.
- How's things?

Look how they're dressed!

Hi. This is Isabel.

- Hi.
- How do you do.

I'm Ignacio.

Your girlfriend?

Pepper, it's getting late.

Pepper?

- Yes. Isn't that your nickname?
- Pepper...

You didn't tell us, Pepper.

A nickname that does mean
something. Incredible!

- Have a drink.
- She doesn't drink.

I can't see why people drink.
I don't need to drink.

People who need to drink
to have fun are disgusting.

Why do we spend all day in the same
street, doing nothing and drinking?

We go where the people go.

Well, the people are stupid.
And us too.

No, you're wrong. I think
we maintain a certain dignity.

- Do you think so?
- Have you seen him?

Imagine what his home
and his parents must be like.

You'll make me drop this.

- Have some of this.
- No, I'm pissed already.

I'll just smoke this joint and go home.

So early?

Tomorrow I have to get up and revise.

And I'm tired anyway.

I'll go with you if you like.

Gas is finished. Got a light?

- No, But I can...
- I'll go.

- I just don't get some people.
- Yeah, I know.

I could do you an angel, or a snake
or something on your back.

I'd like that. But the thing is,
it must hurt a lot.

Are you going soon?

You should give it a try.
Then perhaps just one.

I'll do it for you...

Christ, Nacho,
get her leg in first, stupid.

Shut up, will you?

- What's going on?
- These two are bastards.

- She swallowed a 2,000 deal.
- You gave it to her?

If you gave her a doorhandle
she'd swallow it.

- What are you doing?
- Taking Pepper's girl home.

Don't call me that!

It's run away!

Go on after her, you bastards!

She's your girlfriend.

I'll buy you a drink.

My gran gave me some money.

Let's go.

Lucas, wake up.

What time is it?

- Seven o'clock.
- Bastard.

What are you doing here?
Where's grant?

They took her to a home
this afternoon.

We waited for you but
since you didn't come,

mum got annoyed and Marta said
she wanted the room to herself.

There's been a lot of action.

Why have you opened the window?

Isn't it pretty?

I'm freezing to death.

I almost kissed her tonight.
I came so close.

What an incredible woman!

I'm not surprised
she doesn't fancy me.

I don't know, but I think...

I'm in love with her.

And if I think I am,
then I must be, right?

I'd like to get up in the morning

and make her breakfast
and just be with her.

Don't you think the dawn's pretty?

You're mentally retarded.

I can't hear you.
Have we finished?

Don't you want to play
draughts or something?

Old people make me sick.

Here, get me a bottle
and I'll wait here.

It's not good for you, gran.

Is this another of
your grandchildren?

Screw her.

And now you must come with me.

I don't like mass.

- Don't be so grumpy.
- Don't take me to mass, please.

Gloria!

Hello, David.

- How are you?
- Well... Pretty screwed up.

- What are you doing?
- I saw you from the bus.

- Hey, David...
- Yes?

Are you doing anything?

Come on with me.

Sit down there.

- Yes? Hello.
- Hello, I rang earlier.

- Gloria Tarrega.
- Got the authorization?

And I need...
Sit down over there.

Thanks for coming. They'll
think you're my boyfriend.

Really? What is this place?

A teacher told me about it last year.
They give away condom too.

When did you have intercourse?

- Yesterday.
- About what time?

Last night.

Well, Gloria.

It's too early to be sure
whether you're pregnant or not,

but as far as probabilities are
concerned, you probably are pregnant,

considering the phase of your cycle.
But don't worry.

The treatment is two tablets a day,
after breakfast and supper.

And I'll give you something
for your stomach.

Thank you.

Take the first tablet
as soon as you leave here.

It's not compulsory but we'd like you
to answer a few questions, it that's okay?

It's all right. We'll answer.

How old are you?

- Seventeen.
- And you?

Sixteen.

- And what went wrong?
- The condom broke.

- Was it your first time?
- No.

- Your first boyfriend?
- No.

If you'd like to say...

How many times have you
had intercourse before?

You don't have to answer
if you don't want to.

No, I'll answer.

Twelve. No, put eleven because
I'm not quite sure at the moment.

I don't mean how many boys.

Eleven, eleven.

Do you have anal sex?

- Yes.
- Was last night the first time?

Remember,
you don't have to answer.

No, I'd done it before.

Hope this won't upset my stomach.

You can have this.

But be careful, because they break.

Is something wrong?

- You and Tavero?
- Forget that now.

I'm off home. I'm a bit tired.

Thank you for everything.
See you around.

Morning.

Christ! What a long face!

Concentrate today,
this is the semi-final.

- And they play well.
- Fernando hasn't come.

Will he come?

Nobody's heard from
him for 2 weeks.

I'll kill you, you bastard!

I'll kill you. Bastard!

I'll take this, okay?

Hey, the man of the match!

Hi. How are you?

So-so, right?

Vodka and lemon. Want some?

Who shat in my parent's bed?

There's a turn in my parent's bed!

This is packed out, isn't it?
So many people.

Does it hurt a lot?

How did the exams go?

I failed three.

I'm not really surprised.
You're so inattentive.

But when you make an effort,
you get full marks.

I hate people who simply won't study.
Although some get good marks in the end.

I don't mean you, of course.
I passed everything.

Only just passed English.

I'm better at French actually.

But I don't do it,
because I already speak it.

Do you speak French?

You look like you speak French.
Don't you think so?

I heard your team won the
championship, or whatever. The cup.

But I belong to Atletico now.

Is it a good team?

Second division.

How's that?

You're wearing brances?