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My boyfriend. 17 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:39,240 G'day. 18 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,280 - We're getting married. - What? 19 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:43,640 So, you want to be actors. 20 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:51,240 I've had a bit of a crush on someone this past year. 21 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,640 Melissa! What are you doing? 22 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,052 Surprise! 23 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:57,320 Here's where the lounge room will be, 24 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:59,869 and downstairs, our Asian grocery store. 25 00:00:59,914 --> 00:01:02,794 This is your dream. 26 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:05,200 Not mine. 27 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,607 We have something to tell you. 28 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,440 BOTH: We're getting a divorce. 29 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,740 People always say there are rules. 30 00:01:14,154 --> 00:01:17,240 That families work better this way or that way. 31 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,360 But there are the rules, and there are the Laws. 32 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,880 Traditionally, Chinese New Year is all about renewal - 33 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,640 fresh starts and new beginnings. 34 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,640 It's in with the new and out with the old, 35 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,371 especially if the old belongs to your ex-husband. 36 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,460 It's why everyone does a huge spring clean, 37 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,800 because how you start the year dictates how the rest will pan out. 38 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:57,680 Aaah! 39 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,046 I'm a monster! 40 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,680 Ai, don't scare Mummy like that. I thought you were being stabbed. 41 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,649 Why did I have to get braces? 42 00:02:08,903 --> 00:02:10,624 It doesn't look so bad. 43 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,240 Show Mummy your best politician smile. 44 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,121 Open wide. 45 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,873 Hey, Mum, ask first! 46 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:20,891 Show me. 47 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,526 Oh, I'm hideous. 48 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,502 Not hideous. Growing up. 49 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:30,240 It's the new you. My new Ben for the New Year. 50 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:33,056 - Chinese Year of the Cock. - Rooster, Mum. 51 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,630 We definitely celebrated cock. 52 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,840 [Beeps horn] This year, people! 53 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:48,000 Ben, we have heaps of time. Yeah, some of us go to school. 54 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,720 Someone's got breast implants... 55 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,960 - Ow! Mum! - Tam! 56 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:55,370 - She started it. - While we're young! 57 00:02:56,400 --> 00:03:00,000 Tam, don't be ashamed of your body. Boobies is just part of growing up. 58 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,880 Be proud of the boobies you got from your sexy mummy. 59 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:06,320 Here, you forgot these. Mummy bookmarked the best wedding dresses. 60 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,880 Oh... thanks. 61 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:11,038 - Okay, everyone. Seatbelts on! - Yes, let's go. 62 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,409 Ugh... the Thomsons. 63 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,320 Ai, that family. So up each other. 64 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,080 "Up themselves." 65 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,005 Up themselves. 66 00:03:38,335 --> 00:03:39,695 Hey! Hey, hey, hey... 67 00:03:39,728 --> 00:03:40,806 Oh, Mum... 68 00:03:40,831 --> 00:03:42,436 Today is a big day! 69 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,183 First day of middle school... 70 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,984 becoming captain... 71 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,960 and... being so cute! 72 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,920 - Bye, Mum. - What about Mummy's goodbye kiss? 73 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,280 We'll see you in, like, six hours. 74 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:00,853 That's what everyone thinks just before they get murdered. 75 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,003 I got it. 76 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:12,080 Andrew, I can handle my own instrument. 77 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:13,969 Yeah, but I like doing it for you. 78 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:15,751 It's okay, I've got it. 79 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,195 See you after second period? 80 00:04:18,220 --> 00:04:19,615 That's ages away. 81 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,246 - First. - Promise? 82 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:23,706 Promise. 83 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:27,564 [Horn blasts] 84 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,520 Morning, lovebirds! 85 00:04:30,472 --> 00:04:33,432 Smile for Mummy. First day of your last year. 86 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:38,738 And sign-ups for chess, mooting 87 00:04:38,763 --> 00:04:41,162 and liturgical dance clubs 88 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,360 are up on S Block noticeboards. 89 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:48,805 Sign-ups are also up for Aussie Rules, 90 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:53,320 rugby league, rugby union, soccer... 91 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,007 basketball... 92 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,686 I don't know what that one is... 93 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,671 all other manner of sports-ball. 94 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,091 And finally... 95 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:08,082 it's the middle school captain election at the end of this week. 96 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,360 Yes. 97 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,840 For one of you, it will mean victory and popularity. 98 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,926 For the rest, bitter defeat... 99 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,643 and a lifetime of resentment. 100 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,731 Make no mistake. 101 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:27,440 Politics is theatre and only the brightest shine. 102 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,508 Do you have what it takes? 103 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:33,551 Because there can be only one. 104 00:05:36,241 --> 00:05:38,241 _ 105 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,320 Melissa! 106 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,240 Melissa? 107 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,026 So what, after weeks of not messaging, 108 00:05:50,051 --> 00:05:51,491 you suddenly want to talk? 109 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,440 I thought maybe you needed space. 110 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,880 You know, after... the kiss. 111 00:05:56,905 --> 00:05:58,543 I don't want to talk about it! 112 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,949 Well, you can't want to talk and not want to talk. 113 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,028 I mean... 114 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,272 I just wanted to say... I'm sorry. 115 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,240 I need you, Melissa. 116 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,600 Really? That means a lot to me. 117 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,080 Good. 118 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:23,360 Because to beat Klaus I need you to set up a mailing list. 119 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:24,898 Are you serious? 120 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,295 Melissa! 121 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:32,160 Hey. 122 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:39,880 Ah-Leung, where do you want me to put your... 123 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,191 - Look at all the sauces! - Whoa! 124 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,920 Welcome, kids. You like? 125 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,999 - Yes! Japanese bubblegum. - Haw flakes! 126 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:51,760 - What you think? - Cool, huh? 127 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,760 I underestimated you. 128 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:57,280 Everything premium, direct from the suppliers. 129 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,418 Top quality only. And... 130 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,200 for the final step... 131 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:04,960 my name. 132 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,840 Dad, this is amazing! 133 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:11,240 - Way better than the restaurant. - Way better! 134 00:07:11,273 --> 00:07:13,193 Hey, the restaurant was Step Number One. 135 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:15,200 This always your daddy's big plan. 136 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,680 What was this place? 137 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,440 The agent told me they used to make ice here. 138 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,600 No wonder they went bankrupt. You can buy ice anywhere. 139 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,560 [Laughter] 140 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:28,400 Anyway, now this is my dream, somewhere you can buy 141 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:32,400 everything your mum and I couldn't get when we moved to Australia. 142 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,320 Close your eyes! Close your eyes! 143 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,760 And... 144 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,640 Open! I made one for everybody. 145 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,044 Thanks, Dad! 146 00:07:47,232 --> 00:07:50,632 - Tam-tam... Ah-Ben. - Does Mum get one too? 147 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:55,160 Oh. I'm sorry. I thought, um... 148 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:59,560 Oh... don't worry about it. It's... employees only. 149 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:05,888 Whoa, check out the view! 150 00:08:05,979 --> 00:08:07,699 Where's a glass, where's a glass? 151 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:10,975 - It's connected to the internet? - Mum, Mum, Mum! 152 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,459 There's bunk beds for Tammy-Jer and me! 153 00:08:13,658 --> 00:08:15,698 Cool. Sleepovers galore. 154 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,000 - Okay, okay, okay... - This is amazing! 155 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:21,640 Dickhead! You only need to press it once. 156 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:25,080 Ben, just be careful. You know how much Dad spent on this thing? 157 00:08:25,104 --> 00:08:27,565 _ 158 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,120 You'll still have enough to cover the wedding, right? 159 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:32,760 Because we can chip in. 160 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,809 Daddy can cover the whole thing. 161 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,461 Look at you. All this. 162 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:45,900 Divorce suits you. 163 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:52,769 You're right. We should have done it years ago. 164 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:54,440 [Laughs] 165 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:17,880 Aaaah! 166 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:24,800 [Sucks loudly on straw] 167 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,415 [Cheerful clarinet] 168 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,439 _ 169 00:09:36,566 --> 00:09:38,566 _ 170 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:03,480 See? No need to buy a dress. 171 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,880 Mummy can make myself. 172 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:09,640 Wow! That's a lot of... patterns. 173 00:10:09,665 --> 00:10:11,695 Well, you've been so busy with O-Week, 174 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,335 Mummy thought I could help. 175 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:14,360 Yeah... 176 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:17,520 Mum, thank you so much for all of this, 177 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,280 but I started looking online. 178 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:24,200 Of course, no problem. It was just an idea. 179 00:10:24,225 --> 00:10:25,790 Okay. Thanks, though. 180 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,400 Hey! How'd it go today? 181 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:41,016 Crap. No one took my badges. Well, nearly no one. 182 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,760 Well... maybe they were worried to put holes in their uniform. 183 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:48,040 - Did you shake hands? Kiss babies? - No teen pregnancies this year. 184 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:52,240 Are you doing the social media? Facebook, Twitter, Snap... chap. 185 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:55,960 None of that will change anything. And Klaus is just too perfect. 186 00:10:55,985 --> 00:10:59,425 His face is perfect. His life is perfect. 187 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,878 No such thing as perfect. 188 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,225 Hey, this is just day one. 189 00:11:04,519 --> 00:11:06,893 And you're the best man for the job. 190 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,026 - But what if... - What if what? 191 00:11:10,031 --> 00:11:11,840 What if I'm a loser? 192 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:23,200 - Bye, Mum. - What about Mummy's goodbye kiss? 193 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:26,520 Fortune cookies? Are you sure about this, Mum? 194 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,040 Last night, Mummy had a genius stroke. 195 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,600 Feed people's stomachs, win their hearts. 196 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:33,065 Open one. 197 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:41,200 "Vote 1 Benjamin Law for 'gook' luck"? 198 00:11:41,273 --> 00:11:43,240 - God, Mum... - Ai, it's funny! 199 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,000 Australians love racism. 200 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,520 - Now go win this election. - Not the hair! 201 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,045 Sorry, sorry. 202 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,280 - Okay. - Thanks, Mum. 203 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,333 Fortune cookie? 204 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,880 It's totally paleo. 205 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,713 Hey, Damo, check this out. 206 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,520 Fortune cookies! Fortune cookies! 207 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:26,320 For a prosperous future, vote for Benjamin Law. Go with your gut! 208 00:12:38,252 --> 00:12:40,252 _ 209 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,920 Ai, look at your dad. If he smiles any more his face will break. 210 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,205 Mum, Mum, Mum! 211 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,720 Those cookies were so good. They ran out in, like, five minutes. 212 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,400 I can't believe you wrote all those fortunes yourself. 213 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,480 Mummy just closed my eyes and let them all come on me. 214 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,320 - Now, your speech... - I'm onto it. 215 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,880 We can draft tonight. Mummy will be your sounding board. 216 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:14,640 Oh, my son! Successful businessman, successful school captain. 217 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,600 - Runs in the family. - Dad, I haven't won yet. 218 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,080 - Oh, you will. - I'm the mummy of the captain. 219 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:23,360 Campaign manager. Vote Benjamin Law for 'gook' luck. 220 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,800 - That's positive. - Okay, hello, everybody. 221 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,640 Thank you very much for coming. It means a lot to me and my family. 222 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,498 So, without further ado, 223 00:13:33,766 --> 00:13:36,300 I declare my Asian Alley open! 224 00:13:54,089 --> 00:13:56,400 Wow, Wayne! You've lost so much weight. 225 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:59,560 All it took was exercise and cutting out sugar. 226 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,520 Plus, Danny's stocking this incredible laxative tea 227 00:14:02,545 --> 00:14:04,075 from Thailand. 228 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:08,160 You're going to rock that tux. I'll look like I crawled out of a bin. 229 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,066 Oh, you will look beautiful no matter what you wear. 230 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:15,000 - What was your dress like? - Oh, very intricate. 231 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,652 - 100 per cent fair-trade. - Even back then. 232 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:21,772 Hey, Ben. 233 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,440 Aaah! 234 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,880 - Ben! Don't you knock? - It's a storeroom. 235 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,556 Oh, that's where the soy sauce got to. 236 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,555 This is a clear violation of OH&S. 237 00:14:46,126 --> 00:14:48,555 _ 238 00:14:48,579 --> 00:14:51,404 _ 239 00:14:51,428 --> 00:14:54,729 _ 240 00:14:56,499 --> 00:14:58,975 _ 241 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,638 _ 242 00:15:01,662 --> 00:15:04,209 _ 243 00:15:04,233 --> 00:15:06,741 _ 244 00:15:06,765 --> 00:15:10,270 _ 245 00:15:10,294 --> 00:15:13,611 _ 246 00:15:14,071 --> 00:15:16,071 _ 247 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,840 Ah, Danny! 248 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:24,160 - Congratulations! - Big business man! 249 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,800 And then I'd say how, despite being first clarinet in the orchestra, 250 00:15:34,849 --> 00:15:36,489 I'm still part of a team. 251 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,680 Even though I'm the best, which is like being captain. 252 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,649 Oh, then I'd mention the debating championships. 253 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,695 Master debater. Put that down. 254 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,120 Didn't Klaus win that? 255 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,120 What about your performance at the eisteddfod? 256 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:51,120 - Which Klaus won. - Lions Youth of the Year? 257 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,320 Klaus. 258 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,520 Face it, you're never going to beat him. 259 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,200 - Tam! - I should just give up. 260 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,209 You are not giving up! 261 00:15:58,234 --> 00:16:01,015 I will not have Klaus beating off my baby boy. 262 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,640 What's he got that you don't? 263 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:03,840 Eyelids. 264 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,027 Hey... 265 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:09,400 We can do this. Mummy's not a quitter and neither are you. 266 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,775 We will not be left behind and discarded 267 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,880 like some unwanted Chinese pregnancy. 268 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,120 Yeah, Mum, I wasn't actually going to quit. 269 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,720 Oh... Okay. Good. 270 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,208 "And that's why I should be captain." 271 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,480 It's late. I think we've got enough, Mum. 272 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,080 Read that last bit again. 273 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,720 [Truck approaches] 274 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,752 - Who is it? - Not sure. 275 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,080 [Engine stops] 276 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,520 Who gets packages in the middle of the night? 277 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,227 Probably drugs. 278 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,560 You see? What if it is drugs? 279 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:03,617 How can someone like that be middle school captain? 280 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,040 Wait, Mum! Don't! Mum! 281 00:17:29,497 --> 00:17:30,625 Mum... 282 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,760 Fair trade, my arsehole. 283 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:50,760 Three words... Rape of Nanking. It's in their blood. 284 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,988 Told you! Totally up himself. 285 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,480 The kids need to know the truth about their perfect Klaus. 286 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,077 He is the loser! 287 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,000 The Thomsons' clothing empire 288 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,371 is built on exploitation and slave labour? 289 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:06,240 I am so making my whole speech about it. 290 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,240 Okay, point 1, Klaus can't be trusted. 291 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,360 Point 2, child exploitation. 292 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,400 I was junior school captain, 293 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,410 so I didn't really want to run for middle school captain. 294 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:21,426 But everyone wanted me to, so I thought "Why not?" 295 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,360 [Laughter] 296 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,511 - Classic! - So this campaign... 297 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,520 It isn't about me. It's about us. 298 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:30,928 It's about "we". 299 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,744 It's about what we can do together. 300 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,516 Because a vote for me... 301 00:18:37,136 --> 00:18:38,342 is a vote for we. 302 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,880 Today isn't just an election. 303 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,553 Today is the start of a movement... 304 00:18:48,759 --> 00:18:50,475 a movement of we. 305 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,216 And I want us to be part of that movement together. 306 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,494 Look under your chairs. 307 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,941 These T-shirts are part of that movement. 308 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:11,592 Last year, my family had a chance to make a change, 309 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,480 and we set up a fair-trade garment factory in Bangladesh 310 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,060 which made the T-shirts you're holding now. 311 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,673 I want to do the same thing for our school. 312 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,633 First, we change our school. 313 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,663 Then we change the world. 314 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,880 [Applause] 315 00:19:39,739 --> 00:19:41,899 ALL: Klaus! Klaus! Klaus! Klaus! 316 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,588 I'd like to start by... 317 00:20:18,095 --> 00:20:19,655 Where's your 'gook' luck now? 318 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,120 [Laughter] 319 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:41,400 Hello, everybody. Jenny-Mum here, Benjamin's mummy. 320 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,484 What Benji is trying to say is, 321 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:50,040 he would make a great middle school captain 322 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:51,857 for... 323 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,840 so many reasons. 324 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,560 Like... 325 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,171 protecting the whales... 326 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,179 saving the environment... 327 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,666 helping the retarded people. 328 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:09,360 Also, as captain, he can help us prepare for our future. 329 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,600 I mean, if Chinese people are going to overtake Australia anyway, 330 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:15,425 you may as well get used to it now. [Laughs] 331 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:21,034 So to finish, vote for my Benji. 332 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,080 Happy New Year! 333 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:27,280 May you all have an exciting and prosperous Year of Cock! 334 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,788 Hey, slow down! 335 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:44,502 It doesn't matter that you didn't win. I'm still proud of you! 336 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,111 Mummy was only trying to help. 337 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,360 I don't need your help any more! 338 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,200 None of us do! We're not little kids any more. 339 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,518 Just because you don't have a life since the break-up 340 00:21:54,554 --> 00:21:56,354 doesn't mean you have to ruin mine! 341 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,690 Ai... your mother. 342 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,880 Always like this. "I do my way!" 343 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,846 Never think about consequence. 344 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,687 So much drama! 345 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,493 Too emotional. Not thinking with brain. 346 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,136 That's your mum. Me, me, me. 347 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,724 Never think about other people. 348 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,480 [Sparking sound] 349 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,840 Mum, hurry! Come down here. 350 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,680 - Happy New Year! - Ah-Ben, what are you doing? 351 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,456 It's for new beginnings! 352 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,000 But, Mum... 353 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,160 [Coughs] 354 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,829 I'm sorry for what I said. 355 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:25,988 Mummy's sorry too. 356 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,567 I just didn't want people to think I was a loser. 357 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,561 Hey, you're not a loser. 358 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,021 Who cares about middle school captain? 359 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,188 Politicians all dickheads anyway. 360 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,833 And anyway, you were right, you know. 361 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:44,080 Mummy needs to find her own life. You guys are growing up. 362 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,120 I'm already not a wife. Soon I won't be a full-time mum. 363 00:23:47,145 --> 00:23:48,956 Then who will Jenny be? 364 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:53,829 It's time to stretch out. Discover the world. Spread my flaps. 365 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,160 Wings, Mum. You mean wings. 366 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,385 Wings. 367 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,938 Jenny's going to spread her wings. 368 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:02,920 - [Firecrckers explode] - Oh! 369 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,720 You have all this, the kids have their interests. 370 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,480 Why can't I have something too? 371 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,840 Look! 372 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:20,480 Touching your inner goddess. No 1 best-seller from Big W. 373 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,280 Mum, is a book from Big W really going to have all the answers? 374 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,480 Mummy's home! Ah! Oh! 375 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,486 Did you trip over your inner goddess? 376 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,440 Everyone in the car. Now! 377 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,280 Well, your mum can be a cow sometimes. 378 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:36,600 Dad... 379 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:40,520 You have all been summoned here because you will form the ensemble 380 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:43,960 of Sacred Heart College's biannual theatre production. 381 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,520 Welcome... 382 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,400 to the casting showdown. 383 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,920 No! 384 00:24:49,944 --> 00:24:52,519 Synced by louvette www.addic7ed.com 385 00:24:52,569 --> 00:24:57,119 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27369

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