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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:06,159 BENJAMIN: Mum's always been good at remembering dates. 2 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:09,519 She remembers when we were born, when her parents died, 3 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:12,279 even the first time Dad and her had... 4 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,440 Actually, never mind. 5 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,119 Then, there's their wedding anniversary. 6 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:20,320 But is it still an anniversary when, you know... 7 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:27,800 (CALLS OUT) Mum, we're ready! 8 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:33,879 SONG: (ON COMPUTER) Love, love, love, love, love 9 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:39,879 - Di di di di di do - Love, love, love, love, love 10 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,439 Di di di di di do 11 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,239 I think I know what's happening 12 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:47,639 I think that I can see... 13 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:52,560 All this stuff is happening to you and me 14 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:57,920 - 'Cause we're in love, love, love, love, love - MICHELLE: Aww! 15 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:03,879 - Di di di di di do - We're in love, love, love, love, love 16 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:07,000 - Di di di di di do - We're in love 17 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,480 So? What do you think? 18 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,640 "Save the date"? For what? 19 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:22,079 My wedding. To Wayne. 20 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:24,759 - I bags being flower girl. - Be my guest. 21 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,079 Mum, they're called 'save the date' videos. 22 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:28,559 Everyone is doing them. 23 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:32,120 But why put it on the internet for every Hairy, Dick and Fanny to see? 24 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:36,839 I knew you'd be like this. 25 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,799 We need to talk. 26 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:42,920 I'm getting married whether you save the date or not, Mum. 27 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,079 (HUFFS) 28 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,520 - Wayne! - Oh, yep. 29 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,720 See ya. 30 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:59,480 (WOMAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO) 31 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,679 What was I supposed to do? La-la-la - pretend to be happy? 32 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:05,759 Maybe. 33 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,199 Ai-ya, you know Mummy. Everyone knows when I'm faking. 34 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,359 Can't help it. My face is too expressive. 35 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:13,159 May is so soon. What's the rush? 36 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,639 They have been together for over a year now. 37 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:17,959 You and Dad got married faster than that. 38 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,079 I...I did try warning her about the timing. 39 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:23,239 - Ouch! - Oh, sorry. Sorry. 40 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,439 When would ever be a good time? 41 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:28,319 Some time that isn't around your anniversary? 42 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,919 - Ouch! - Oh, sorry. Sorry. 43 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:32,119 (GUNFIRE ON TV) 44 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,359 ANDREW: I'm waiting for you. I'm waiting, I'm waiting. 45 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:37,039 - Where you going? Where you going? - OK. (LAUGHS) I'm gonna kill you. 46 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:38,639 Uh. Uh. Uh. (LAUGHS) 47 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:40,439 - Ohh! Don't be slack! - (LAUGHS) 48 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:44,279 (GUNFIRE CONTINUES) 49 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:47,039 (LAUGHS) Grab the big hook! Grab the big hook! 50 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,520 - That hook? - That one! 51 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:51,839 - Yaaaagh! - (SQUEALS) 52 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,319 (BOTH LAUGH) 53 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,240 OK, OK. Uh, dinner time now. 54 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,559 - Dad, it's three o'clock. - No, no, it's fine. 55 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:05,039 I need to head off to, uh, tune my harp, anyway. 56 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,800 See ya, Mr Law. 57 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:11,639 - (CLOSES DOOR) - What the hell, Dad? 58 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:14,399 Look, look, look - I'm trying to... to, uh, concentrate. 59 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,879 On what?! 60 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,039 - What is this? - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 61 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,879 It's a surprise. It's something for your mother. 62 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,520 (PHONES CHIME) 63 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,719 (PHONES BEEP) 64 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:29,959 SONG: Love, love, love, love, love 65 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,600 Di di di di... 66 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,199 This wouldn't have happened if we'd stayed in Hong Kong. 67 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,600 Kids here - too much freedom! 68 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,719 Isn't that why we moved? 69 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,639 So how do we stop it? 70 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,640 Maybe we can't. 71 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,039 So, what? We... we just let them get married? 72 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,359 Candy's not stupid. 73 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,800 Give her time. She'll come around. 74 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:59,080 Maybe we should support her instead of always beating off Wayne. 75 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,600 So how do we support her? 76 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,839 Maybe you should spend some time with Wayne. 77 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:08,640 (WATER SLOSHES IN TOILET) 78 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,319 So, uh... the 'save the date'. 79 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,159 Beg yours? 80 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,559 Uh, 'save the date'. The... the video. 81 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,159 It's, uh... very interesting. 82 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,599 (CHUCKLES) 83 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,759 Yeah, nah. That was all Candy and Ben. 84 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,519 Except for, uh... except for the bikes. 85 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,119 My mate Gavin found them at the tip. 86 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,759 So... pretty sweet. 87 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,439 Candy was actually worried you and Jenny would be upset by it, but. 88 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,719 - (GRUNTS) - (WATER FLOWS) 89 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,360 There she goes. 90 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,400 (FLUSHES TOILET) 91 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,199 Yeah, it's OK, Dad. 92 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:47,760 I know you're not too crash hot on Candy marrying me, but... 93 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:51,720 ...you know, I'll be... I'll be a good husband. 94 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:54,799 Did I say something wrong? 95 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,199 Oh, it's... it's just, uh... 96 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:00,279 good husband - it's not so simple. 97 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:01,799 Yeah, nah, we've heard that, too. 98 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,759 Uh, that's why we've got ground rules. 99 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,239 One - never go to bed angry. 100 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:06,959 Two - always wash my hands before I touch... 101 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:11,199 Uh, um... when I married Candy's mum, 102 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:14,080 I thought I'd be a good husband too. 103 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,679 Work, work, work. 104 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,640 It's very Chinese thinking. 105 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,760 Hey. 106 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:25,919 (SPLAT!) 107 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,640 You and Jenny will be OK. 108 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:38,999 What's this? 109 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,359 JENNY: I stole these from the Thai massage place. 110 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:45,120 I'm not sure all the brides were born women, but they're very pretty. 111 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,079 Mummy wanted to apologise. 112 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:55,440 Do you know how long that video took to make? 113 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:59,519 Mummy's happy for you, really. 114 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:02,000 If my baby wants to get married... 115 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,120 ...you have my blessing. 116 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,799 It's just... when your dad and me got married, we were so young... 117 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,839 But I'm not you. 118 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:14,279 And... Wayne's not Dad. 119 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:18,559 And I know you all think that he's some... bogan gweilo. 120 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:21,200 But he's so much more than that. 121 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:26,120 OK. You tell me about Wayne. 122 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:32,039 The first time I saw him, at Wendy Martin's party, 123 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,239 we didn't even speak, 124 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,480 but it was like every muscle in my body was alive. 125 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:42,800 And I know people fall in love all the time... 126 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,479 ...but it feels like we invented it. 127 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,840 It sounds nice. 128 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:52,280 That makes Mummy happy to hear. 129 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,880 Not everyone gets to feel that. 130 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,519 BENJAMIN: It's messed up. How can Mum and Dad be married for 20 years 131 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,359 and not remember what love feels like? 132 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,839 Have they tried role-play? 133 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:08,959 The other day Mum said her and Dad have role-play Mondays. 134 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,000 Role-play? 135 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,239 Role-play. 136 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,759 All the missing drama costumes suddenly make sense. 137 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:19,159 Melissa, that's genius! We could put on a big show for her. 138 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,239 And I can show Mum when she's felt the love. 139 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:23,999 - Through your performance. - Help me workshop this. 140 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,799 When would've the key moments been when Mum and Dad felt the love? 141 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,439 Uh... 142 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:33,839 When they first met, first kiss, getting married. 143 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:36,239 - The honeymoon. - Mm-hm. 144 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:37,840 Let's physicalise. 145 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,600 (BOTH EXHALE HEAVILY) 146 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:47,119 (MIMICS JENNY) Ai-ya! So hot tonight in Hong Kong. 147 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,279 So humid. So sticky. 148 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,879 (MIMICS DANNY) Uh, Jenny-ah, 149 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:54,799 I always heard women from your village were the most beautiful. 150 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,519 I didn't believe it. 151 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,279 Until now. 152 00:07:58,280 --> 00:07:59,960 - Ahh... - Don't speak. 153 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:02,200 I could just... 154 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:04,440 ...just... 155 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,079 Oh... my... God! 156 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,319 What are you doing? 157 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,119 We're devising an original stage production 158 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:16,039 to remind Mum of the deep and profound love she shares with Dad. 159 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,639 Can we play? 160 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,280 - Yes! - No! 161 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:24,279 CANDY: It's so elegant. 162 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:27,439 They do surf and turf for mains, and for the cake, 163 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,839 they can do one that's made up of hundreds of little cupcakes. 164 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:32,319 JENNY: Ohh! 165 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:33,719 (LAUGHS) 166 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:36,399 Your Dad runs a restaurant, remember? No need for this. 167 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:39,679 But, Dad, we don't want you working on our wedding day. 168 00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:42,159 You can't be part of it when you're cooking. 169 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:45,759 Hey, hey, every idea is a good idea, OK? 170 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,599 No need to decide now. 171 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:51,119 Wayne, oh, we're looking forward to meeting your mummy and daddy. 172 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:54,039 You are gonna love them so much. 173 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:56,599 Lorraine is the president of the local Monarchists League... 174 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:57,959 Ooh. 175 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:01,079 ...and Gary is Mount Isa's biggest anti-halal campaigner. 176 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:05,200 Apparently, halal certification is a big conspiracy. 177 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,319 We can go and meet them in Mount Isa. 178 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:10,960 Right, Wayne? 179 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,160 Wayne? 180 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,960 Actually they, um... they don't know yet. 181 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:21,000 What? About the wedding? 182 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:25,000 Why? 183 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:27,560 It's just... 184 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,920 It's just that, um... 185 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:32,920 Wayne, just what? 186 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:38,280 They don't... they don't quite see you as one of us yet. 187 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,040 Any of you. 188 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,159 OK, guys. So... recap. 189 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:57,199 Our main points are, uh, Mum and Dad meeting, the wedding... 190 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,759 Copulation. 191 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,599 I don't want to play a sperm. 192 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,519 You won't just be anyone's sperm, Tammy, you'll be your dad's sperm. 193 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:08,119 Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing! You're gonna fertilise me! Mwah! 194 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,359 (DOOR OPENS) 195 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,519 - (CANDY SOBS) - JENNY: We'll go upstairs, OK? 196 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,479 Oh... 197 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,639 - What happened? - Everything is OK... 198 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,840 THE WEDDING IS OFF!! 199 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:21,920 - (SOBS) Don't push me! - (DOOR SLAMS) 200 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,839 DANNY: (ON PHONE) Is she still crying? 201 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,039 She's asleep now. 202 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:30,920 She hasn't cried that much since she shaved her armpits sideways. 203 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,639 Poor thing. 204 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,360 Always so sad when a relationship ends. 205 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:42,840 Well, what are you, um... doing, uh, tomorrow? 206 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,679 It's our, um, anniversary. 207 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:48,159 Oh, I... I know what day it is. 208 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,600 Well, I'd like to take you somewhere. 209 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,440 OK. 210 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,600 Oh... OK. 211 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,879 (CHUCKLES) 212 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,039 MELISSA: Oof. 213 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:05,599 - Poor Candy. - Oooff. 214 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,359 It's not her fault Wayne's parents belong to the Ku Klux Klan. 215 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:09,839 Don't you mean One Nation? 216 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,200 - More? - Nah, that's alright. 217 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,680 They'll sort it out. They're in love. 218 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:22,719 Actually, I've kind of had a bit of a crush on someone this past year. 219 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,800 (GASPS) I knew it! 220 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,919 - Really? - Do I know him? 221 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,839 (CHUCKLES) I don't know. 222 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,679 Oh, I think I do! 223 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:34,319 If you want my advice, you should just go for it. 224 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,559 If you don't grab it while it's right in front of you... 225 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,279 (MUFFLED) Melissa! Melissa! 226 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,519 - What are you doing?! - You told me to just go for it! 227 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,120 - Not with me! - Well, who else would it be, then? 228 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,239 (GRUNTS) 229 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,839 - Melissa... - Ugh! 230 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,319 - We're over! - Melissa! 231 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:51,999 Tooty Frutti is over! 232 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,160 - (SLAMS DOOR) - But our production! 233 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,479 BENJAMIN: Happy anniversary! 234 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,439 (LAUGHS) What's this? 235 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,320 Who says you can't celebrate? 236 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:14,039 Actually, your father's taking me out today. 237 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,400 Really? 238 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,079 I don't think we'll be out long. 239 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,399 We just need to spend some time together. 240 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,599 Really? 241 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:26,640 Oh, Benjamin. Aw... this looks fantastic. 242 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,200 (TEARFULLY) Dad! 243 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:34,960 Dad! 244 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:40,359 Oh, hello... Ooh! Hello. Ooh. OK, OK, OK. 245 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,039 My parents aren't bad people. 246 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,719 They just don't know any Asians. 247 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:48,319 Except for the Filipino lady across the road, but she's really mean. 248 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,799 Ah, Wayne, I'm sorry, I'm late. Uh, I have to... 249 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,119 It's like when I first met you and Jenny, and you hated me, 250 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,679 but now you've come to love me like a son. 251 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,359 (SOBS) 252 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,639 I don't like how my family is, but they're still my family. 253 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,119 (SOBS) 254 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:06,240 Well, um, think about... what Candy needs. 255 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:11,040 You know her well enough, maybe... maybe you'll win her back. 256 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,440 (CLOSES DOOR) 257 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,879 (SOBS) 258 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,080 (STARTS ENGINE) 259 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,799 Thanks, Dad! 260 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,440 I love you! 261 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,640 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 262 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:48,680 Uh, happy anniversary. 263 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,160 You too. 264 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:52,719 Um... 265 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,359 - Yeah. - Yeah, OK. 266 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,839 ANDREW: (UNENTHUSIASTICALLY) Oh, Jenny, you will love it. 267 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,999 There are koalas and beaches. 268 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,560 - I've heard there are snakes. - Oh, there are snakes. 269 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,559 (SIGHS) 270 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,840 But none as dangerous as mine. 271 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,280 Danny, you are so romantic. 272 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,599 And then you kiss. 273 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,759 - You cannot be serious. - It wasn't my idea. 274 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:21,480 - What's the problem? - No problem. I'm not doing this. 275 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,999 Got a Plan C? 276 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,159 (DOORBELL RINGS REPEATEDLY) 277 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,719 - CANDY: Go back to Mount Isa, Wayne. - Candy! 278 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,639 - I'm sorry. It's my fault. - Yeah, it is! 279 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,959 I know you haven't had any formal drama training... 280 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,639 I should have told you sooner, but it's just... Candy. 281 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,479 - Shut up! - You mean him or me? 282 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,519 Why didn't you tell me your parents were... 283 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,920 - Hillbillies? - Because I was scared! 284 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,839 That you'd... you'd think I was like them. 285 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:52,519 That I wasn't more, you know, sophisticated... 286 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,240 ...and shit. 287 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,400 (SIGHS) I love you. 288 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,199 I don't want to lose you. 289 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,119 Look, I've... I've called my parents. They'll come around, I think. 290 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,880 And even if they don't, you know... 291 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,880 ...I'm still gonna marry you. 292 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,639 (CHUCKLES) Whoa. 293 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,400 So, Wayne, your lines are highlighted in orange... 294 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:22,920 Oh. 295 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:24,320 - Mmm. - Oh! 296 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,280 (JOGS OVER GRAVEL) 297 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,479 Here. 298 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,439 Oh, careful, careful. Ooh! 299 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,279 OK. OK. Ooh! 300 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,280 Ooh-ooh! OK. 301 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:48,280 One... two... three. 302 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,639 Open! Surprise! 303 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,599 Oh. 304 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,399 Oh... (LAUGHS) 305 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,959 What is this? 306 00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:00,720 This is your anniversary present. Uh, OUR anniversary present. 307 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,159 You bought us mud? 308 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,840 No, no. Think big. 309 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,800 Imagine! Here's where the lounge room will be. 310 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,039 And the kitchen. 311 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,919 And downstairs, our Asian grocery store, 312 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,960 where we'll work together, as a family. 313 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,079 No more restaurant. 314 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,240 No more long hours apart. 315 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,799 One family. 316 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,719 One building. 317 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,440 Together. 318 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,800 You planned all this yourself? 319 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,080 You always wanted me to be there more, right? 320 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,479 So now I can be there. 321 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,320 All the time. 322 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,360 What do you think? 323 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,400 Well, I'm impressed. 324 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,760 But I don't think this is for me. 325 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:16,759 What... what do you mean? Of course it is. 326 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,639 Look - that's you right there. 327 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,919 (SIGHS) 328 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,640 Look. 329 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,559 We married young. 330 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:29,200 We've given each other children, a home, a good life. 331 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:36,520 But this... is YOUR dream, not mine. 332 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,400 What is your dream, then? 333 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,200 I don't know. 334 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,960 But I want to find out. 335 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,200 And you? 336 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,079 I want a wife. 337 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,119 A family. 338 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,560 A mother to my children. 339 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,640 But do you want ME, though? 340 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,479 MICHELLE: They're here! They're here! 341 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,239 CANDY: Shh! Shut up! Quick, they're coming! 342 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,079 Quick, Michelle, run! Run, Michelle! 343 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,639 BENJAMIN: (ANNOUNCER VOICE) Welcome, special guests, 344 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,799 on this, your 20th anniversary! 345 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,079 Ben? 346 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,159 - Surprise. - Yeah, what he said. 347 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,960 Uh, what's going on? 348 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,919 - Wha...? - Shh. 349 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,560 What? OK. 350 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,560 Go. 351 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:26,479 Throughout the ages, there have been great love stories - 352 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,079 Kim and Kanye, 353 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,239 Belle and the Beast, Romeo and Juliet. 354 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,559 They both died. 355 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:37,279 But tonight, you will witness the greatest love story of all time - 356 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:41,720 the story of Jenny and Danny! 357 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,480 MICHELLE AND CANDY: Whoooa! 358 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:52,039 Twenty years ago, in a land far, far away, 359 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:55,200 there was a young man named Danny. 360 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,240 (MICHELLE AND CANDY CHUCKLE) 361 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,680 Ai-ya! 362 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,879 Um... uh, kids... 363 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:29,839 Jenny-ah, my dream is to move away from Hong Kong, 364 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:34,759 away from the crowd, to raise a family. 365 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:37,159 ANDREW: What happened to your Cantonese? 366 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,319 Really? I never been to Australia! 367 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,719 DANNY: Ben, please... 368 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,559 Oh, you will love it. 369 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,559 There are koala and beaches. 370 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,199 I heard there are snakes. 371 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:52,319 Oh, there are snakes, but none as dangerous as mine! 372 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,359 Kids... 373 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,239 Oh, Danny, you are so romantic! 374 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,439 Oh, Jenny, kiss me! 375 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,080 Kids! 376 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,320 Uh... 377 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,120 We have, uh, something to tell you. 378 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,520 BOTH: We're getting a divorce. 379 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,200 (DOOR OPENS) 380 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,560 Knock-knock. 381 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,239 I liked your show. 382 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,999 But it wasn't like that - at least, not for us. 383 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,239 Well, it's just INSPIRED by real events. 384 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,080 No-one expects it to be completely accurate. 385 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,560 I know this is hard for you. 386 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,240 I know how much you didn't want this to happen. 387 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,520 Look at me when I'm talking to you? 388 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:18,040 You know, Daddy and Mummy fitted together once. 389 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:24,360 Maybe not as closely as this, but for a while, it worked. 390 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,039 But tonight... 391 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:33,200 ...you reminded me how much I've always felt the love... 392 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,440 ...from my kids. 393 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,839 (SIGHS) 394 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:44,319 Your dad and I made five beautiful children. 395 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,400 Nothing will undo that. 396 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,919 We will still be good parents. 397 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,560 Just... not together. 398 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:58,320 Oh, it's going to be OK, I promise. 399 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,000 Hm? 400 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,960 Aaaargh! 401 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,719 - (BOTH SQUEAL) - Wet day! 402 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,960 (ALL SQUEAL AND SHOUT) 403 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,640 Where are you, Ben? Whoa! 404 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:24,199 They don't seem to be taking it too badly. 405 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,520 - (ALL LAUGH) - (LAUGHS) 406 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,480 (ALL SQUEAL AND LAUGH) 407 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,879 Oh, Benjamin. Darling, are you OK? 408 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,520 Yeah. 409 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,440 Mum! 410 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,439 BENJAMIN: People always say there are rules - 411 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:48,039 that families work better this way or that way, 412 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:51,479 or that parents should stick it out for the sake of their kids. 413 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,719 But sometimes parents work better apart. 414 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,600 After all, there are the rules... 415 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,720 ...and there are the Laws. 416 00:24:00,770 --> 00:24:05,320 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29529

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