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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:10,759 BENJAMIN: When Mum and Dad made me and Andrew share a room, 2 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,360 we were basically living like battery hens. 3 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,119 If you force chickens into a confined space, 4 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:19,079 they'll eventually attack and even eat each other. 5 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:20,400 No, lower. 6 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:26,280 Now I can finally lay my eggs in peace. 7 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:32,399 Has anyone ever thought that maybe Gogo will want to come back? 8 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,079 Tam, we all miss Gogo. 9 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,759 But let's remember, no-one's ever really gone 10 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,479 if we keep the memory of them in our heart... 11 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:41,120 - (ELECTRONIC TRILL) - Ohh! 12 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:46,119 Oh, my God! I've been accepted! 13 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,599 The drama thing? 14 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,759 It's the Sunshine Coast's most prestigious drama intensive. 15 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,960 It's super-competitive. 16 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:56,119 At the final showcase, a surprise guest director comes all the way from... 17 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,319 From Brisbane. We know. 18 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,880 ...and casts someone in their next project. 19 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:02,919 - (SHRILL ALARM BEEPS) - Arghh! What is that? What is that? Argh, Mum! 20 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:07,439 (INFOMERCIAL PLAYS ON TV, ALARM CONTINUES TO BEEP) 21 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,639 - (SCREAMS) - Mum, what's going on? 22 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,760 - (SCREAMS) - Turn off the alarm. 23 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,359 - (ALARM STOPS) - (SQUEALS) 24 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,080 Mum! Mum! 25 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,800 What? What? 26 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:27,120 - We need to open the windows! - You open the windows. I'm dizzy. 27 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:34,600 What were you even cooking at this hour anyway? 28 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:39,639 It was the special Chinese medicine, to help with Mummy's sleep cancer. 29 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,839 You can't tell anyone you have cancer. 30 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,480 You'll freak everyone out. 31 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,359 Mummy can't sleep. 32 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:50,359 Feels like I have cancer, so, sleep cancer. 33 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,599 You mean insomnia? 34 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:56,159 It's what Michelle had after Gogo made her watch that Centipede movie. 35 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:58,400 You know, I can't stop thinking. 36 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,640 What did I do wrong with your brother? 37 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,440 Being a mum was the one thing Mummy was good at. 38 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:11,159 Mummy feed you, cook for you, care for you when you were sick. 39 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,719 Even when you were constipated babies, 40 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,279 Mummy would put her pinky... 41 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,280 - Oh, stop. Stop! - ..up you, like a little hook. 42 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,119 Eventually you all leave Mummy, 43 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,999 and then one day you come home 44 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,600 and guess what. 45 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:28,640 What? 46 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,879 Mummy will be dead. 47 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:34,080 Oh. 48 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:50,759 (TOILET FLUSHES) 49 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,360 Cool, huh? 50 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:57,639 Yeah, well, while you two are living it up, 51 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,159 Mum is basically having a meltdown. 52 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:00,839 She needs help. Oh, come on. 53 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,639 She's just chucking one of her moods so I feel guilty and move back home. 54 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:06,880 It's not just a mood. She just sits there watching SBS News. 55 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,159 In Russian. 56 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:12,239 And she keeps saying she's a bad mother, over and over. 57 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,880 It's only funny when she says that about other women. 58 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:19,480 Maybe I can help. 59 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,880 Clearly you're... you're not coping. 60 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,440 I mean... look. 61 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,599 Let me take care of you. 62 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,480 Like I should. 63 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,400 Everything's going to be OK. 64 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,879 OK? 65 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,199 Our son doesn't even want to live with his own mother. 66 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,640 Well, maybe I can talk to him. 67 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:52,559 Maybe if I, uh... I move back in, 68 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:55,359 I'm sure Andrew will follow. 69 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,319 We can put all this behind us. 70 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,639 Just turn the new page. 71 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,600 Forget all the craziness. 72 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,679 Craziness? Who's crazy? 73 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,399 No, I'm not saying... I didn't mean... 74 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,879 This is our family. 75 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,519 Oh, you think it's going to be so easy? 76 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,959 Wait until I'm weak and then seize your opportunity. 77 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,679 What are you talking about? 78 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:19,479 You say you want to help but all you think about is what YOU want! 79 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:22,159 You don't understand Jenny. 80 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:23,839 Nobody understands Jenny. 81 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:26,919 Maybe my friends would understand Jenny, but guess what. 82 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,680 Jenny has no friends! 83 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,840 I'm going to bed. 84 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,759 It's 2:30 in the afternoon. 85 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,999 Jenny's on international time! 86 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,440 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDE, CLOSES DOOR) 87 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,279 (DOORBELL RINGS) 88 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:55,359 BEN: Mum, come on. JENNY: I need to go back to bed. 89 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:58,719 No, but you've been in bed for days. You're going to get bedsores. 90 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,759 What? Oh, no, Mummy has the sleep cancer. 91 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,879 - Nothing to joke about. - Here. Put this on. 92 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,880 - What? - I have a surprise. 93 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,480 - Aunty Rose? - Benjamin? 94 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,959 (SQUEALS) What are you doing here? 95 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,319 It's been so long! 96 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,319 You're supposed to be in Malaysia! 97 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:26,799 Your son said you needed a friend right now, so here I am. 98 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,199 Surprise! 99 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,079 Oh, my God! Benjamin! 100 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,639 You did this for Mummy? 101 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,599 - Oh, come here. - (BOTH LAUGH) 102 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,519 - Look at you! - Look at you! 103 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:37,680 Oh! 104 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:43,239 ROSE: Very strict school. The skirt has to be exactly the right length below the knee. 105 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,239 And then the tie must tie the right way... 106 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:48,799 Rose, sorry, the house is such a mess. Everything's been crazy. 107 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,119 Ah, shh! Stop apologising. 108 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,680 Join us. 109 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,519 See how beautiful was your mum? 110 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,519 Everyone say she can be a model. 111 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:05,439 Once even a scout came to our school and ask your mum to work. 112 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,679 I thought you made that up. 113 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,919 He said I was sexier than his own daughter. 114 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:12,599 Ah, see? Your mummy and me. 115 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,719 Best friends. Spend every day together. 116 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,719 But then she moved to Hong Kong to be with your daddy. 117 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:20,399 - So... - (GASPS) 118 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,319 Remember? Connie. 119 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:26,039 This girl so terrible, so mean to both of us. 120 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,559 Set fire to Aunty Rose's hair. 121 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:31,000 Anyway, she's dead now. 122 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:34,920 (BOTH LAUGH) 123 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,599 Good night, good night. 124 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,799 Parting is such sweet sorrow. 125 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,240 That I shall say good night till it be morrow. 126 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,719 Well, I'm off to the drama intensive now. 127 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,519 But your Aunty Rose only just arrive. 128 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,319 Ah, it's fine-lah! 129 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:57,119 It's nicer if we spend time together, just us girls. 130 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:59,479 I'm so sorry to hear about Danny. 131 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:03,320 Oh, ha-ha. No need to pretend. I know you never liked Danny. 132 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:07,159 You looked so pretty. Look at your necklace. 133 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,600 You too! Oh, look. 134 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:16,200 (HUBBUB, LAUGHTER) 135 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,319 Melissa? Russell? 136 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:23,080 What are you doing here? 137 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,599 Beryl told me this was invite only. 138 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,639 I wanted to surprise you. Isn't this amazing? 139 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,039 Amazing. 140 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,240 Yeah. Amazing. 141 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,920 Is that Klaus? 142 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:37,320 Hey! 143 00:07:37,321 --> 00:07:39,399 Is this an ethnic quota thing? 144 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,519 Do they know he's only half Asian? 145 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,640 MAN: Children! (CLAPS HANDS) 146 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:45,560 Gather! 147 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,320 Welcome... 148 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,880 ...welcome... 149 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:04,239 ...to the most difficult week of your lives. 150 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:08,319 All of you are here because you want to be stars. 151 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,440 But you know what stars are? 152 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,960 Dead balls of gas. 153 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:18,640 Or maybe you're here because you've been told something about you makes you special. 154 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,440 Your medical condition. 155 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,240 Your exquisite cheekbones. 156 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:26,840 Your... 157 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:31,079 ...face. 158 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,599 What's wrong with my face? 159 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,960 - I like it. - MR MALLORY: SILENCE!! 160 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,800 But this week... 161 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,360 ...we will break you down. 162 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:49,079 We will purge the individuality out of you. 163 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:53,840 By the time of the showcase, our guest director won't see you. 164 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,360 They will see... 165 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,520 ...actors. 166 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,439 ACTORS! 167 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,240 (SLAMS DOOR) 168 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:16,080 Wow! 169 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,479 Look what your Aunty Rose bought me. 170 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,159 Genuine batik, handmade. 171 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:26,079 See? Your mother so beautiful now. 172 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:28,479 Oh. Thank you for calling your Aunty Rose. 173 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,560 It's just what Mummy needed. 174 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,799 Eww, that reeks. 175 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,959 Asam laksa, Malaysian specialty. 176 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,959 Your Aunty Rose likes it extra fishy. 177 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,239 Everyone, eat, eat, eat! Ah, but first... 178 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,000 ...grace. 179 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:43,519 Dear God, 180 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:47,359 thank you for bringing me safely to Australia via Malaysian Airlines 181 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:50,839 and for delivering me to my best friend. 182 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,479 And her beautiful children. 183 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,559 Amen. 184 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,879 Oh, my God, you guys, today there was this amazing exercise... 185 00:09:56,880 --> 00:10:00,039 Please help us all to return to paths of righteousness 186 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:03,639 and lead us back into the arms of our faithful friends. 187 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:06,599 In Jesus's name, we pray. Amen. 188 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:07,759 Amen. 189 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,039 - Amen. - Amen. 190 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,479 Ai-ya, Ben, don't interrupt next time. 191 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,559 Oh, it's OK. Actors. 192 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:16,239 Always stealing the limelight. Showing off. 193 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,239 It's part of the job, isn't it, ah-Ben? 194 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,880 (LAUGHS) 195 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:27,759 So your Benjamin, do you think he chooses to be like this? 196 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,359 Oh, no, no, he's always liked acting. 197 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,999 I think people are born that way. 198 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,520 Isn't it a very risky lifestyle? 199 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,559 No, no. He's a triple threat. 200 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:42,119 Acting, costume making, clarinet playing. 201 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,639 So many career options. 202 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,839 But enough about us - tell me all the hot goss. 203 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,319 Is there a special man in your life? 204 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:53,200 Ai, you know, only one man for me. 205 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:57,039 Ai-ya, you can't have sex with Jesus. 206 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,399 Why you always so secretive? 207 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:02,280 I've already had my heart broken once. 208 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,760 Really? Who? 209 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:11,039 Never mind. Let's focus on you. Much more important. 210 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,560 Ohh! 211 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,480 What is there to say? 212 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,599 I'm an unfit mother and my marriage is a mess. 213 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,280 Jo tau, Mum! Jo tau, Aunty Rose! 214 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,119 Mum, have you been crying? 215 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,799 Oh, no, no, no. Happy tears, happy tears. 216 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,799 Mummy needs to clean her face. 217 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:32,439 It's best if you give your mum some time. 218 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:36,080 Sometimes adults need some peace and quiet. 219 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,840 (RADIO PLAYS INDISTINCTLY) 220 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,159 Mum, Mum! I had the most amazing dream. 221 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:53,160 So, I was on Oprah Winfrey's 42-acre estate when... 222 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,879 Oh, sorry. 223 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:00,119 Jo san, ah-Ben. I pack your lunch already. 224 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,559 All kinds of yummy snacks inside to keep you going. 225 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,079 Thanks, Aunty Rose. 226 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,199 Oh, don't be late for drama school. 227 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:09,119 Once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, remember? 228 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,199 Reach for your dreams. 229 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,359 Believe in yourself! 230 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,600 The sky is the limit! 231 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,280 Blah, blah, blah. 232 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,919 Ah, Ben? 233 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,199 - Already gone. - What? 234 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,919 But he never leaves without saying goodbye. 235 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:36,800 Ai-ya, you know teenagers. They only think about themselves. 236 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:40,439 Ah, slept in! I can't talk. I'm running late. 237 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,199 You see? 238 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:45,239 That's what kids do. They come and go. 239 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:48,160 Until they all just go. 240 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:52,119 But you know, even when they all leave, 241 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:55,320 Rose will still be here for you. 242 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,920 Ah, morning, ladies. 243 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,639 Um... 244 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:06,839 Rose, this is Wayne, Candy's, uh... friend. 245 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,600 Fiance. 246 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,120 So... 247 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:17,479 This exercise is all about control and surrender. 248 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:22,400 Person A, dominate, command, subjugate. 249 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:26,439 Person B, cease to exist. 250 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:30,599 Feel every last part of your body dilate and open. 251 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,839 Oh! 252 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,239 Yield! 253 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,880 - Yield! - Hmm. 254 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,080 - Yield! - Uh! 255 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:51,679 Rose... did you fly in on your broomstick? 256 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,599 (CHUCKLES) Danny. 257 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,799 Interfering as always. 258 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,840 I was invited by your son. 259 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,559 (LAUGHS) 260 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,920 Your plums won't help you this time. 261 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,480 Our marriage is none of your business. 262 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:15,039 You swoop in, turn my friend into a slave, and it's not my business? 263 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:18,279 Jenny used to be so full of life. 264 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,839 And then she met you. 265 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,919 Easy for you to talk. 266 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,639 Who have you ever taken care of? 267 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,999 It's always been about you, Danny. 268 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,599 Your work, your business, your children. 269 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,719 Never your wife. 270 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,440 She should have tossed you out years ago. 271 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,159 (LAWNMOWER RUMBLES LOUDLY) 272 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,199 She's not home. 273 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,920 (LOUD RUMBLING CONTINUES) 274 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,799 I don't think she likes me. 275 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,959 - How is that even possible? - I know, right? 276 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,039 She makes me feel like I'm in the way or something. 277 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,080 MR MALLORY: Children! (CLAPS HANDS) Into the circle! 278 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:07,319 ALL: (CHANT) You are nothing. You are nothing. You are nothing. 279 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,839 - You are nothing. - Louder. 280 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,919 (LOUDER) You are nothing! You are nothing! 281 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,439 - You are nothing! You are nothing! - I'm sorry. 282 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,999 - You are nothing! - Faster. 283 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,199 You are nothing! You are nothing! You are nothing! 284 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,439 - Why are we doing this? - You are nothing! You are nothing? 285 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:23,639 You are nothing! You are nothing! You are nothing! You are nothing! 286 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,519 - (THWACK!) - MICHELLE: Ow! 287 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,599 - (THWACK!) - Oww! 288 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,559 Ow! Hit softer! 289 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,919 TAMMY: (SIGHS) This is the softest I can hit. 290 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,279 All this must be taking its toll on you. 291 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,280 - (THWACK!) - (SQUEALS) 292 00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,599 You know, I've been thinking. 293 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,079 You should go on a holiday. 294 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:42,639 I can't go on a holiday now, not with everything happening. 295 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,879 And the kids. How could I afford to go? 296 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,999 Ai, poor Jenny. You haven't been on a holiday for so long, 297 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,359 you don't even remember what a holiday is. 298 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,839 No kids. No housework. 299 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:56,319 Just time to relax, get perspective. 300 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:59,719 Think about all the bad choices you made in your life. 301 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,719 We could go together. 302 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,879 Ha! What do you think, huh? 303 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,359 - Are you kidding me? - (LAUGHS) 304 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,639 How is that even legal? 305 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,439 - Ow! - Oh, girls... 306 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:10,919 Ooh! 307 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,559 - (LAUGHS) - (GROANS) 308 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,559 This country is disgusting. 309 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,479 Ai-ya, it's just a shirt. 310 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,280 If this was Malaysia, the manager would be flogged. 311 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,519 The cake wasn't my idea. 312 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,880 It's fine. I shouldn't have made such a big deal of it. 313 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,400 (ALARM BEEPS) 314 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,520 Ma'am! 315 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:35,160 It was inappropriate, it was gross... 316 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,200 Not that boobs are gross. Your boobs are... 317 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:41,040 - OK, we don't need to talk about my boobs... - Andrew! 318 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,200 Ah! 319 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,560 Mum... 320 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,919 When are you coming home? 321 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:53,279 I change. I'm not embarrassing anymore, I promise. Oh, Andrew! 322 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,279 Ma'am, you'll have to pay for that top. 323 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,359 Huh? No, no. Andrew... 324 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,159 - Mum, we'll talk later, OK? - Andrew! 325 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,320 Call me, OK? 326 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,440 Call me! 327 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:08,279 He treats me like I pooed my pants in front of his friends. 328 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,159 What will happen when I'm 90 and actually poo my pants? 329 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,999 You are too good for this family. 330 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,519 These children are so ungrateful. 331 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,480 After all you've done for them. 332 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,319 As for Danny... 333 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,279 I think he feels sorry. 334 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,600 I don't see Danny here apologising. 335 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,479 You need time out. 336 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,960 From the children. From Danny. 337 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,480 Come with me. 338 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:44,759 There's a spa and a sauna, and the whole thing is ladies only. 339 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:47,120 What about my showcase? You're gonna miss it. 340 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:52,559 - Can Wayne stay while you're gone? - Did you know orang-utans eat their poo, throw it up then eat it again? 341 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,879 Oh, but you've always been there. 342 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,039 You've never missed any of my big moments. 343 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,959 If you've all finished talking, 344 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,600 maybe you should listen to what your mother needs for once. 345 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:06,599 Of course Mummy's sad she's going to miss your show, but you're 14 now. 346 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,719 But this could well be the pivotal moment of my career. 347 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,359 The director's from Brisbane. Brisbane! 348 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,839 What monologue are you doing? 349 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,679 Nicole Kidman as Virginia Woolf in 'The Hours'. 350 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,239 Oh. You'll be great, like always. 351 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:22,080 Plus, Mummy's subscribed to your YouTube channel, remember? 352 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,439 MELISSA: Can you see her? 353 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,560 - She's here. - Oh, my God. 354 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,199 Ursula Vandenblock. 355 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,959 Vandenberg. 356 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,479 No big deal, Klaus. 357 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,159 She's just the most important experimental theatre director 358 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,840 in all of Brisbane! 359 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,879 Is everything OK? 360 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,800 My mum isn't here. 361 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,759 - Why? What's happened? - Nothing's happened. 362 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,719 She's just gone on holidays with her best friend. 363 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,359 But Jenny's obsessed with you. 364 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,360 It's so out of character. 365 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,400 What's changed? 366 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,359 Aunty Rose? 367 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,319 It's nicer if we spend time together, just us girls. 368 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,440 Sometimes adults need some peace and quiet. 369 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,799 Come with me. (VOICE ECHOES) 370 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,560 Rose. 371 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,439 Yes! 372 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,120 You need to come over, now! 373 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,919 - Mwah! - Don't forget to call us when you get there. 374 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:44,039 Alright, OK. And if Michelle has any more bruises when I get back, 375 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,559 I'm blaming you. 376 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,599 It's not my fault she has bad circulation. 377 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:51,240 Hey, time to go. If we miss this flight, we lose our money. 378 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,679 Nooo! 379 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,280 - Huh? - No-one's going anywhere! 380 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,599 Don't you see? Rose doesn't want our family back together. 381 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,159 She hates Dad. She probably hates all of us. 382 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:10,760 She just wants Mum all to herself because she's... obsessed with her. 383 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,279 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 384 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,360 Ah, Ben. 385 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:20,360 All your funny stories. 386 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,919 Andrew! 387 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,239 What, suddenly all your children are here for you now? 388 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,959 - You've come home? - ANDREW: Yeah. 389 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,000 I mean... no, I mean... 390 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,159 I'm not moving back home. But I wanted... 391 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,040 I wanted to say that... 392 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:39,320 ...I'm sorry that I overreacted about... 393 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,000 ...the tit cake. 394 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,000 And I love you, Mum. 395 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,799 Maybe this was a bad idea. I should stay to sort things out. 396 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,120 Sort things out? 397 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:02,679 You've had 20 years to sort things out! 398 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,079 - Rose, that's not fair. - Oh, not fair? 399 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,519 Not fair? 400 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:09,999 I told you years ago that marrying Danny was a bad idea, 401 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,879 and these children prove it. 402 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,719 You needed help, and where is everyone? 403 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,919 Look at them all. 404 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,079 This one is a harlot. 405 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,559 - What's a harlot? - This one's a selfish runaway. 406 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,999 This one, I can't tell if it's boy or girl. 407 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,880 And this one, I saw her yesterday eating her own... 408 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,200 (WHISPERS) It's OK. 409 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,279 And Ben... 410 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:36,399 Ben... is what, exactly? 411 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,880 Yeah, what? 412 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:44,039 You are going to choose your hopeless children 413 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,800 over your best friend? 414 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,719 It could be like before. 415 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:53,839 You and me, before you made all these mistakes. 416 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,599 They're not mistakes! 417 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,759 Well, except for Michelle. I should have had my tubes tied earlier. 418 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,920 - Hey! - But you know what? 419 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,080 They're my mistakes. 420 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,399 Fine! You're crazy! 421 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,959 But don't call me when it all falls apart! 422 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,640 Oh, I won't! 423 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,120 You break my heart again! 424 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,640 But if it is a choice between Richmond and death... 425 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,440 ...I choose death. 426 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,999 And then she puts rocks in her dress and drowns herself. 427 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,559 - Ohh! (LAUGHS) - (APPLAUSE) 428 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,240 Bravo! 429 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,799 Mum! 430 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:53,239 Oh, sorry. Mummy's just so happy. 431 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,199 Both of my boys back home again. 432 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,199 Your daughters are right here. 433 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,999 And if this was in China, you would have been drowned in a river, 434 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,719 just like Virginia. 435 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,079 Ai-ya, Mummy loves all of her children equally. 436 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,760 You know I'm not moving back in, right? 437 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,679 - Not yet, anyway. - (SIZZLING) 438 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,520 (GASPS) Oh, my goodness! 439 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,919 I didn't do it. 440 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,560 - (ALL LAUGH) - Sure. 441 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:30,000 - (ALARM BEEPS SHRILLY) - (ALL SQUEAL) 442 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,919 Save the date? For what? 443 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,240 My wedding. To Wayne. 444 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:42,039 Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's a surprise. 445 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,319 It's something for your mother. 446 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,240 - Happy anniversary. - You too. 447 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,359 Oh, my God! 448 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,520 What are you doing? 449 00:23:52,570 --> 00:23:57,120 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32554

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