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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,477 --> 00:00:04,353 BENJAMIN: We can divide and conquer. 2 00:00:04,354 --> 00:00:06,909 Tammy, Michelle and I can do decorations and styling. 3 00:00:06,910 --> 00:00:09,905 And Mummy will take care of food. All your gogo's favourites. 4 00:00:09,906 --> 00:00:12,621 Barbecue spit, party pies, all the meats. 5 00:00:12,622 --> 00:00:14,419 ANDREW: Guys, can we just keep it simple? 6 00:00:14,420 --> 00:00:17,814 It's your 18th! You just sit back. 7 00:00:17,815 --> 00:00:19,811 Mummy take care of everything. 8 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:21,888 That's what I'm worried about. 9 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:24,325 Andrew's always been the odd one out. 10 00:00:24,326 --> 00:00:28,599 To him, all the rest of us are too loud, too gross... 11 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,317 too messy. 12 00:00:30,637 --> 00:00:33,951 In an ideal world, Andrew would live by himself 13 00:00:33,952 --> 00:00:38,904 in a sealed IKEA show-room - spotless and spacious. 14 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:42,060 Sometimes we wonder whether Andrew was switched at birth. 15 00:00:42,061 --> 00:00:45,136 Then Mum reminds us he was the only Asian baby in the hospital. 16 00:00:45,137 --> 00:00:49,609 (GASPS) We should have firework. Like Beijing Olympic. 17 00:00:49,610 --> 00:00:51,087 Uh, no. 18 00:00:51,088 --> 00:00:54,123 - You love firework. - Aren't they illegal in Queensland? 19 00:00:54,124 --> 00:00:57,958 Everything technically illegal in Queensland. 20 00:00:57,959 --> 00:01:01,434 Alright, guys. Stop meddling, OK? I'll do it my way. 21 00:01:05,069 --> 00:01:07,065 Ooh! Two word - 22 00:01:07,066 --> 00:01:09,023 stretch Hummer. 23 00:01:14,815 --> 00:01:17,490 Don't worry. Something will turn up. 24 00:01:17,491 --> 00:01:20,926 Some people just don't know natural talent. Probably racist. 25 00:01:20,927 --> 00:01:24,161 - Mum, not everyone's racist. - Yes, most people. 26 00:01:24,162 --> 00:01:27,237 Lady in bank, man who told me to leave buffet, 27 00:01:27,238 --> 00:01:29,673 idiot who tried to charge me for cup of hot water. 28 00:01:29,674 --> 00:01:31,311 All on Mummy's hit list. 29 00:01:31,312 --> 00:01:32,829 I can add your agent. 30 00:01:32,830 --> 00:01:35,665 Mum! Beryl said she'd call me later anyway. 31 00:01:35,666 --> 00:01:37,462 Apparently she has promo work. 32 00:01:37,463 --> 00:01:39,699 - Ooh! - It's not a big deal. 33 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,375 So many celebs started in promos. 34 00:01:42,376 --> 00:01:44,932 Like that Jamie Durie, the garden man. 35 00:01:44,933 --> 00:01:46,689 Wasn't he a stripper? 36 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:49,086 From little things big things grow. 37 00:01:49,087 --> 00:01:51,163 Ew, Mum. I'm an actor. 38 00:01:51,164 --> 00:01:53,560 I'm not just going to leap at any degrading opportunity. 39 00:01:53,561 --> 00:01:54,718 (PHONE PLAYS JAUNTY MUSIC) 40 00:01:54,719 --> 00:01:58,034 (SCREAMS) Beryl! 41 00:01:58,035 --> 00:01:59,832 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 42 00:02:04,026 --> 00:02:05,264 Ah! 43 00:02:06,423 --> 00:02:09,218 - Open up! My phone! - (MUSIC CONTINUES) 44 00:02:09,219 --> 00:02:10,895 Open the door! 45 00:02:10,896 --> 00:02:13,693 (RAUNCHY MUSIC) 46 00:02:17,647 --> 00:02:19,404 - (PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) - (KNOCKS INSISTENTLY) 47 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:21,041 It's my agent! Open the door! 48 00:02:21,042 --> 00:02:22,599 In... in a minute! 49 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,997 (RAUNCHY MUSIC RESUMES) 50 00:02:25,756 --> 00:02:27,073 (SCREECHES) 51 00:02:27,074 --> 00:02:28,791 I'm breaking down the door! 52 00:02:32,426 --> 00:02:35,581 - Ow! Ow. - (PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) 53 00:02:35,582 --> 00:02:37,978 - (PHONE STOPS RINGING) - No, no, no, no, no! 54 00:02:37,979 --> 00:02:39,137 No! 55 00:02:40,135 --> 00:02:42,492 - Why didn't you answer it? - I'm not your secretary. 56 00:02:42,532 --> 00:02:45,487 Well, I hope you're happy. I'll probably never hear from Beryl again! 57 00:02:45,488 --> 00:02:47,445 (PHONE RINGS) 58 00:02:48,883 --> 00:02:50,761 Hello? 59 00:02:53,117 --> 00:02:56,831 I'm usually an 18-11-9 but I've been retaining water lately and... 60 00:02:56,832 --> 00:02:59,787 - One size fits all. - Oh. 61 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:01,505 Yep, he's got the lederhosen. 62 00:03:01,506 --> 00:03:05,260 (TRADITIONAL BAVARIAN MUSIC PLAYS) 63 00:03:10,613 --> 00:03:14,247 You know, Klaus, this job's only supposed to be for Beryl's clients. 64 00:03:14,248 --> 00:03:16,044 You shouldn't legally be here. 65 00:03:16,045 --> 00:03:18,880 Well, that's the funny thing. I am one of Beryl's clients now. 66 00:03:18,881 --> 00:03:21,357 Yeah, she just came up to me in the street, gave me one of her cards 67 00:03:21,358 --> 00:03:23,114 and said, "If you don't sign with me, 68 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:25,991 "I'm going to throw myself under the next bus." (LAUGHS) 69 00:03:26,630 --> 00:03:29,067 Sizzling and bursting with flavour! 70 00:03:30,305 --> 00:03:32,742 A juicy piece of Germany on a stick! 71 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:36,136 Will someone PLEASE eat my sausage?! 72 00:03:36,137 --> 00:03:37,734 Heavens. What was that? 73 00:03:37,735 --> 00:03:39,572 MELISSA: I'll eat your sausage, Ben. 74 00:03:41,410 --> 00:03:43,287 You look so German. 75 00:03:44,365 --> 00:03:48,959 I know rejection is part of any acting career. But Klaus? 76 00:03:49,838 --> 00:03:51,834 What's he got that I don't? 77 00:03:51,835 --> 00:03:53,671 They're very tasty. 78 00:03:53,672 --> 00:03:56,388 Klaus is just playing to his strengths. Maybe you should too. 79 00:03:56,389 --> 00:03:59,304 No, I don't come with the sausages. 80 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:01,182 (LAUGHS) Cheeky! 81 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:06,613 One minute, a cute little baby with a Mongolian spot on his bum. 82 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:09,970 The next... oh, so many hairs and smells! 83 00:04:10,768 --> 00:04:15,041 When he was little, my Andrew would always, "Mummy, look at this!" 84 00:04:15,042 --> 00:04:18,996 Now it's, "Mum, don't talk to me when I'm on the toilet." (LAUGHS) 85 00:04:18,997 --> 00:04:21,233 He says he doesn't want to make a big fuss, 86 00:04:21,234 --> 00:04:24,468 but what teenager doesn't like his mummy making a fuss? 87 00:04:24,469 --> 00:04:26,387 Sorry. What? 88 00:04:28,823 --> 00:04:32,537 Nothing. Nothing. Everybody loves a party, right? 89 00:04:32,538 --> 00:04:34,096 (LAUGHS) 90 00:04:38,130 --> 00:04:40,047 Oh, sausage? 91 00:04:40,806 --> 00:04:43,442 BEN: I can't let my parents' trial separation 92 00:04:43,443 --> 00:04:46,078 affect my ability to earn money for the family. 93 00:04:46,079 --> 00:04:48,754 I mean, who else is going to put food on the table? 94 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:51,112 (WOMEN MURMUR SYMPATHETICALLY) Another? 95 00:04:55,266 --> 00:04:58,421 They say being raised by a single mother messes kids up, 96 00:04:58,422 --> 00:05:01,776 but I've found it's made me more sensitive to women's needs. 97 00:05:01,777 --> 00:05:03,175 Sausage? 98 00:05:03,734 --> 00:05:06,010 Beryl said it's an important stepping stone. 99 00:05:06,011 --> 00:05:07,847 It's all about playing a role. 100 00:05:07,848 --> 00:05:09,925 - Don't move. - (SCREAMS) 101 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:12,721 I hate when you do that! 102 00:05:12,722 --> 00:05:15,157 - It's just the back of the knife. - Yeah, dickhead. 103 00:05:15,158 --> 00:05:17,993 I was gonna get free sausage samples for your party, 104 00:05:17,994 --> 00:05:20,230 but you've just kissed that goodbye. 105 00:05:20,231 --> 00:05:24,585 Andrew-ah, are these the right ones? Uh... kale chips? 106 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:27,021 What is kale? 107 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:29,019 Heidi said they're her favourite. 108 00:05:31,655 --> 00:05:33,531 The party's happening here. 109 00:05:33,532 --> 00:05:34,850 Dad! 110 00:05:34,851 --> 00:05:37,566 I told you guys I didn't want some kids' party at home. 111 00:05:37,567 --> 00:05:41,241 - But you know Mum is planning it. - Your brother asked me. I said yes. 112 00:05:41,242 --> 00:05:43,718 It's not my fault if she can't get things right. 113 00:05:44,757 --> 00:05:46,713 You're just doing this to punish Mum. 114 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:48,670 This isn't about her, alright? 115 00:05:48,671 --> 00:05:51,426 In some cultures, birthdays are about the people born on that day. 116 00:05:51,427 --> 00:05:52,944 Well, I hope you're happy. 117 00:05:52,945 --> 00:05:55,141 Mum's probably going to kill herself because of this. 118 00:05:55,142 --> 00:05:57,619 You better have something nice to say at the funeral. 119 00:05:58,857 --> 00:06:00,415 Mum... 120 00:06:01,773 --> 00:06:03,770 Mum, you hear what I said? 121 00:06:04,888 --> 00:06:07,245 Crystal clear, A-OK. 122 00:06:07,964 --> 00:06:11,079 Happy Dragon for your party. With your dad. 123 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,837 What a great idea! 124 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:15,873 And you're OK with that? 125 00:06:16,432 --> 00:06:18,269 (SNIFFS) 126 00:06:18,270 --> 00:06:22,703 Mummy just wants what you want. It's your big occasion. 127 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:28,855 OK. Well, then, I'm gonna go get ready for cricket. 128 00:06:33,928 --> 00:06:36,283 - Mum? - It's fine. 129 00:06:36,284 --> 00:06:38,241 It's your big brother's decision. 130 00:06:38,242 --> 00:06:40,998 But you can't possibly be happy with this. 131 00:06:42,036 --> 00:06:45,031 Mummy is very happy. 132 00:06:45,032 --> 00:06:46,469 - Ow! - Mum! 133 00:06:46,470 --> 00:06:48,466 Just because it's at the restaurant 134 00:06:48,467 --> 00:06:51,024 doesn't mean you still can't be involved. 135 00:06:51,942 --> 00:06:55,257 Your dad is doing the food, providing the venue. 136 00:06:55,258 --> 00:06:57,174 Everything up to him. 137 00:06:57,175 --> 00:06:59,331 Maybe Mummy shouldn't even turn up. 138 00:06:59,332 --> 00:07:02,887 Oh, of course you should go. It wouldn't be a party without you. 139 00:07:03,207 --> 00:07:07,200 I can't arrive at my own son's party without doing anything. 140 00:07:07,201 --> 00:07:09,357 You can still make a contribution. 141 00:07:09,358 --> 00:07:11,993 Contribution? 142 00:07:11,994 --> 00:07:13,952 Sounds little. 143 00:07:14,830 --> 00:07:16,907 From little things... 144 00:07:18,186 --> 00:07:19,783 (CHUCKLES) 145 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:35,520 - OK. - Mum, we can't see. 146 00:07:35,521 --> 00:07:36,599 Come on! 147 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,515 You have to help me make the party contribution for your gogo. 148 00:07:39,516 --> 00:07:42,231 - What do boys all like? - Sex. 149 00:07:42,232 --> 00:07:45,148 Ai-ya. I can't bring sex to your brother's party. 150 00:07:45,188 --> 00:07:48,503 Yeah, you can. There's this girl at school called Moira Byrne, and she goes to... 151 00:07:48,543 --> 00:07:52,017 Ah, la, la, la, la! Mummy doesn't want to hear the end of that sentence, OK? 152 00:07:52,018 --> 00:07:53,256 Focus, please! 153 00:07:53,257 --> 00:07:57,530 We are talking about Jenny Mum making a splash for your brother. 154 00:07:57,531 --> 00:08:00,206 I'll call Wayne. He'll know. 155 00:08:00,207 --> 00:08:02,244 - Oh, no, no, no. - (DIALS PHONE) 156 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,560 Gogo likes... 157 00:08:04,561 --> 00:08:05,718 Hey, babe. 158 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,316 ..being tidy? 159 00:08:07,317 --> 00:08:08,954 He likes fish. 160 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:10,911 Not helpful. 161 00:08:10,912 --> 00:08:13,628 Shane's friend Bevan had a mechanical bull at his 21st. 162 00:08:14,467 --> 00:08:16,263 (LAUGHS) 163 00:08:16,264 --> 00:08:19,938 Apparently Bevan's aunty liked the slow setting so much, 164 00:08:19,939 --> 00:08:22,055 she practically had to be pried off it. 165 00:08:22,056 --> 00:08:23,854 (LAUGHS) Uh-huh. 166 00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:26,329 - Girls. - Mm-hm. 167 00:08:26,330 --> 00:08:28,048 (BAVARIAN MUSIC) 168 00:08:47,421 --> 00:08:49,057 Ah... 169 00:08:49,058 --> 00:08:51,016 (UPBEAT BAVARIAN MUSIC) 170 00:08:55,090 --> 00:08:56,648 (GASPS) 171 00:08:57,886 --> 00:08:59,762 What are you doing? 172 00:08:59,763 --> 00:09:01,481 I'm preparing for work. 173 00:09:03,039 --> 00:09:06,193 - Are you stuffing your butt? - It's part of my costume. 174 00:09:06,194 --> 00:09:09,349 (LAUGHS) You know guys are meant to stuff the front, yeah? 175 00:09:09,350 --> 00:09:12,865 Oh, but I guess you can't pad something that isn't there. (LAUGHS) 176 00:09:13,664 --> 00:09:15,981 Every performer has some work done. 177 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,975 - Don't take a picture! - (LAUGHS) 178 00:09:21,533 --> 00:09:23,929 Guys, guess who's stuffing his butt! 179 00:09:28,203 --> 00:09:31,078 Benjamin, you tell your brother no more dirty sperm sheets. 180 00:09:31,079 --> 00:09:33,555 It's like poaching eggs in the washing machine. 181 00:09:33,556 --> 00:09:36,790 - Ai-ya. Benjamin, did you hear me? - Shh-shh! 182 00:09:36,791 --> 00:09:39,107 - What? - (WHISPERS) Come. 183 00:09:39,108 --> 00:09:40,706 - What are you doing? - Look. 184 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,181 - Oh... - (LAUGHS) 185 00:09:46,418 --> 00:09:49,572 - Ga-je! Tam! Mish! - Shh-shh. 186 00:09:49,573 --> 00:09:52,290 - Uh... yeah. (LAUGHS) - Look! 187 00:09:52,729 --> 00:09:54,127 (GASPS) 188 00:09:55,765 --> 00:09:59,399 Oh, Andrew... I love you. 189 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:02,036 Let me feel your muscles. 190 00:10:02,595 --> 00:10:06,109 Oh, Heidi, taste my sweet and sour sauce. 191 00:10:06,110 --> 00:10:09,624 - (GASPS) Stop being so disgusting! - Check it out. 192 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:12,301 It's like totally not going to be, like, a big deal or anything. 193 00:10:12,302 --> 00:10:14,897 Is that your way of telling me not to come? 194 00:10:14,898 --> 00:10:17,094 No, no, no. Of course I want you to come. 195 00:10:17,095 --> 00:10:20,290 Andrew, Andrew... I was joking. 196 00:10:21,409 --> 00:10:23,925 - Oh... (LAUGHS) - (LAUGHS) 197 00:10:26,162 --> 00:10:28,957 Look at me, everyone. I'm Heidi! 198 00:10:28,958 --> 00:10:30,515 (ALL LAUGH) 199 00:10:30,516 --> 00:10:34,390 - Having boobs really suits you. - Yeah. Push them higher. Oh, my God. 200 00:10:34,391 --> 00:10:37,825 Andrew, let's make babies so I can feed you with my jugs! 201 00:10:37,826 --> 00:10:38,983 (ALL LAUGH) 202 00:10:38,984 --> 00:10:41,541 I've put them on high beam for you... 203 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:50,208 Ah...I'll see you...later. 204 00:10:53,724 --> 00:10:55,880 I've, uh... gotta go to work. 205 00:10:59,955 --> 00:11:02,910 Yes, they're certified organic. Thank you! 206 00:11:02,911 --> 00:11:05,226 (BAVARIAN MUSIC) 207 00:11:05,227 --> 00:11:07,065 Award-winning sausages! 208 00:11:14,494 --> 00:11:17,210 Gogo, please...not in the workplace. 209 00:11:17,211 --> 00:11:18,927 I'm sorry about the boobs, OK? 210 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,805 I wasn't pretending to be Heidi. I just... 211 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:22,283 (SHRIEKS) Oh! 212 00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:24,760 (SHRIEKS) 213 00:11:25,838 --> 00:11:27,676 Where are your boobs now, huh? 214 00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:30,951 It's OK! Go back to the show! 215 00:11:38,541 --> 00:11:39,899 What happened? 216 00:11:41,497 --> 00:11:42,894 I was fired. 217 00:11:42,895 --> 00:11:45,611 - Fired? - I don't want to talk about it. 218 00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:51,921 Have you got everything for gogo's party yet? 219 00:11:51,922 --> 00:11:55,357 Because... I've had an idea. 220 00:12:11,335 --> 00:12:15,209 (DANNY SPEAKS CANTONESE) 221 00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:20,003 Oh! 222 00:12:20,602 --> 00:12:22,399 What happened? 223 00:12:22,759 --> 00:12:24,675 Burst air-conditioner. 224 00:12:24,676 --> 00:12:27,791 I called the manufacturer but they say they can do nothing. 225 00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:31,146 Well, if you need a plan B, I can always have the party at home. 226 00:12:31,147 --> 00:12:34,901 I have extra staff coming, OK? So it will be clean in time. 227 00:12:34,902 --> 00:12:38,256 Come on, this place will stink like a gweilo's armpit. 228 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:41,771 - Andrew wants the party here. - Only because you encouraged him. 229 00:12:41,772 --> 00:12:43,849 Look, this is not about us! 230 00:12:48,363 --> 00:12:49,841 OK. 231 00:12:52,317 --> 00:12:54,713 OK, open the window! Here, take this outside. 232 00:12:54,714 --> 00:12:58,508 Everyone, I want this floor so clean I can give birth on it - again! 233 00:12:58,509 --> 00:13:01,065 (SPEAKS CANTONESE) 234 00:13:08,495 --> 00:13:12,288 Ohh. (SIGHS) Well, I'm going to bed. 235 00:13:12,289 --> 00:13:13,447 Mm-hm. 236 00:13:13,448 --> 00:13:15,684 Lock the door on your way out. 237 00:13:19,759 --> 00:13:21,396 Ohh! 238 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,713 What happened? 239 00:13:26,589 --> 00:13:29,665 I only thought about getting the restaurant perfect. 240 00:13:30,464 --> 00:13:32,381 I forgot about this. 241 00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:35,776 Well, you can't sleep here. 242 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,812 I'll sleep in my car. 243 00:13:42,687 --> 00:13:45,482 Just sleeping. Then you need to go first thing. 244 00:13:45,483 --> 00:13:47,999 I don't want the children to be confused. 245 00:13:49,637 --> 00:13:51,993 I don't want that either. 246 00:13:51,994 --> 00:13:53,631 (GROANS) 247 00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:57,626 (SIGHS) Can I go to sleep now? 248 00:13:57,985 --> 00:14:01,980 - Oooh. Good night. - Shh! And no funny business. 249 00:14:28,462 --> 00:14:31,937 So do you think they... you know, did it? 250 00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:34,852 Melissa! And no, they had their undies on. 251 00:14:34,853 --> 00:14:36,970 People can still do it with their undies on. 252 00:14:36,971 --> 00:14:39,646 I watched this YouTube tutorial by this never-nude in Arizona... 253 00:14:39,647 --> 00:14:41,883 - I just don't know what's happening. - What do you mean? 254 00:14:41,884 --> 00:14:43,881 Clearly they're back together. 255 00:14:48,634 --> 00:14:50,911 (BOTH SCREAM) 256 00:14:52,469 --> 00:14:55,145 GIRLS: Mu-u-u-um! 257 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,981 TAM: Mum! 258 00:15:00,018 --> 00:15:01,255 Mum! 259 00:15:01,256 --> 00:15:04,572 D-don't come in! Mummy's naked! 260 00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:09,205 What are you still doing here? What happened to your alarm? 261 00:15:09,245 --> 00:15:13,479 - Mum, Michelle just ate one of her scabs! Mum! - Shh! 262 00:15:13,519 --> 00:15:17,313 I wasn't eating it. I was just seeing what it tasted like. There's a difference! 263 00:15:17,314 --> 00:15:19,829 - What time is it? - Time for you to leave. 264 00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:21,588 I saw Michelle swallow it! 265 00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:24,423 How am I supposed to leave? 266 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,981 Window. 267 00:15:25,982 --> 00:15:27,979 (GIRLS CONTINUE ARGUING) 268 00:15:30,775 --> 00:15:33,411 - That was nice. - Go! 269 00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:37,246 - Go, go, go, go! - Mum! 270 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:46,313 This is going to be so good. 271 00:15:46,593 --> 00:15:48,989 Are you sure Andrew's going to be OK with it? 272 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:52,703 Melissa, he's not supposed to be. That's the point. 273 00:15:52,704 --> 00:15:54,461 Andrew's so good at all the sport. 274 00:15:54,462 --> 00:15:57,417 You know, the cricket, he hit the ball so far. It's so good. 275 00:15:57,418 --> 00:16:00,173 This is my daughter Candy. Mr and Mrs Tang. 276 00:16:00,174 --> 00:16:03,209 - Well, I hope you have a good time. - Hey! You came. 277 00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:04,846 Hey! Yeah. 278 00:16:04,847 --> 00:16:07,083 - You look great. - Thanks. 279 00:16:07,084 --> 00:16:10,160 Your...your face...looks great. 280 00:16:10,799 --> 00:16:13,116 - Thanks. - No, I mean it. Uh... 281 00:16:13,915 --> 00:16:16,631 All this... looks great. 282 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:55,976 Um... uh, good evening. 283 00:17:02,726 --> 00:17:07,879 This is a very big night for Andrew. Um... 284 00:17:11,394 --> 00:17:17,225 Um, A-Andrew has always been, uh, very special in our family 285 00:17:17,226 --> 00:17:21,259 because in... in the Chinese culture, 286 00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:27,132 the eldest boys are always the... the most important... 287 00:17:28,570 --> 00:17:30,647 ..er...the biggest priority. 288 00:17:30,687 --> 00:17:36,757 But not that eldest girls and the second-oldest boy aren't also important. 289 00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:38,836 And... and also the other ones. 290 00:17:39,914 --> 00:17:42,749 Uh, not... not that I'm choosing favourites. 291 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:45,825 Um, but if I had to choose one I would definitely probably... 292 00:17:45,826 --> 00:17:50,498 (LAUGHS) Hello, everybody! I'm Jenny, Andrew's mummy. 293 00:17:50,499 --> 00:17:56,091 I think what Danny's trying to say is all family members are important. 294 00:17:56,730 --> 00:18:01,443 And you are all like our family here tonight. 295 00:18:01,444 --> 00:18:05,678 So lovely. I just want to kiss every one of you once tonight. 296 00:18:09,592 --> 00:18:12,308 I remember the day Andrew was born. 297 00:18:12,309 --> 00:18:14,624 All the nurses told me, 298 00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:18,539 "Your son is the most beautiful thing we've ever seen." 299 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:21,934 I thought they told that to everybody, all the mothers. 300 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,892 And then I saw him... 301 00:18:24,611 --> 00:18:26,609 my first son. 302 00:18:27,368 --> 00:18:30,642 He was more beautiful 303 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:36,315 than the moon and the sun and the stars put together. 304 00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:39,310 All the nurses were right. 305 00:18:39,311 --> 00:18:42,066 He was much better-looking than all the other ugly babies. 306 00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:43,903 (LAUGHTER) 307 00:18:43,904 --> 00:18:47,059 Ai-ya, but every time I went to pick him up, the stitches... 308 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:50,254 Oh, it's time for cake! Mum... 309 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:53,650 Ah, yes. Now I'm talking too much. 310 00:18:53,651 --> 00:18:57,525 Happy birthday to my handsome boy. 311 00:18:57,805 --> 00:18:59,721 No. 312 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,278 My handsome MAN now. 313 00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:04,874 - To Andrew. - To Andrew. 314 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,751 ALL: To Andrew! To Andrew! 315 00:19:10,946 --> 00:19:14,460 And now, we have a big surprise! 316 00:19:14,461 --> 00:19:16,539 (BIRTHDAY MUSIC PLAYS) 317 00:19:40,944 --> 00:19:45,298 Heidi! Hei... It wasn't my idea! Heidi! Heidi! 318 00:19:45,937 --> 00:19:48,413 I thought he was going to like it. I didn't mean to... 319 00:19:48,414 --> 00:19:50,370 You never do. 320 00:19:50,371 --> 00:19:54,166 Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! 321 00:20:00,197 --> 00:20:03,671 He's locked himself in the bathroom. He won't talk to me. 322 00:20:03,672 --> 00:20:07,947 I'm sure he's fine. He's probably just... 323 00:20:09,185 --> 00:20:11,820 having private Andrew time. 324 00:20:11,821 --> 00:20:16,214 Ai-ya, it's not masturbating. It's sadness. 325 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,411 It could be both. 326 00:20:18,412 --> 00:20:22,207 Why didn't he like the cake? Everyone loves boobies. 327 00:20:22,726 --> 00:20:26,400 Ah-Benjamin, you understand him better than Mummy. 328 00:20:26,401 --> 00:20:28,677 Maybe you can talk to him. 329 00:20:31,593 --> 00:20:33,551 Gogo... 330 00:20:35,548 --> 00:20:38,424 You're going to have to come out eventually. 331 00:20:40,101 --> 00:20:44,575 The TV guide says there's an MA-rated movie on SBS right now. 332 00:20:46,053 --> 00:20:51,964 It's got an A, S and N. Adult themes, sex AND nudity. 333 00:20:51,965 --> 00:20:53,962 The trifecta! 334 00:21:00,513 --> 00:21:02,909 (DOOR UNLOCKS) 335 00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:18,807 I'm moving in with Dad. 336 00:21:24,959 --> 00:21:27,195 The cake was my idea. 337 00:21:27,595 --> 00:21:29,312 Duh! 338 00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:31,949 It's not the cake. 339 00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:36,582 It's just easier with Dad. 340 00:21:40,657 --> 00:21:42,294 Ow! 341 00:22:01,707 --> 00:22:03,704 Bye, Mum. 342 00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:09,496 Mum. 343 00:22:52,516 --> 00:22:55,791 OK, I'm just going to say it. I thought the cake was funny. 344 00:22:57,828 --> 00:23:01,064 Yeah, so did I. Me too. 345 00:23:02,981 --> 00:23:06,736 I'm sorry, Mum. I didn't mean for it to happen. 346 00:23:08,413 --> 00:23:11,449 You know, Mummy just thought of something. 347 00:23:11,569 --> 00:23:14,165 You are the man of the house now. 348 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,716 - (LAUGHS) - (GIRLS LAUGH) 349 00:23:23,952 --> 00:23:26,668 OK. Who wants more tits? 350 00:23:27,347 --> 00:23:31,381 Me, please! Oh, give me a big piece. 351 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,092 Aunty Rose? 352 00:23:37,093 --> 00:23:40,128 - (GASPS EXCITEDLY) - What are you doing here? 353 00:23:40,129 --> 00:23:42,205 Danny has always been hopeless. 354 00:23:42,206 --> 00:23:44,003 You deserve someone better. 355 00:23:44,004 --> 00:23:45,840 Our marriage is none of your business. 356 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:47,518 Really? 357 00:23:47,519 --> 00:23:50,194 These children are so... ungrateful. 358 00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:52,392 I can help. 359 00:23:52,442 --> 00:23:56,992 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 26797

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