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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,940 --> 00:00:06,340 A full-time mum with five kids. Cooking, cleaning. 2 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:09,980 You know that woman locked in the basement in Austria? 3 00:00:10,180 --> 00:00:11,610 Jenny can relate. 4 00:00:11,660 --> 00:00:15,340 I've tried my best, but Mum and Dad don't exactly make it easy. 5 00:00:17,540 --> 00:00:19,330 Will this take long? 6 00:00:19,380 --> 00:00:21,930 Things were fine until Mum lost it. 7 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:24,650 Now Dad's basically homeless thanks to her. 8 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:27,250 Thank God I've got my career to focus on. 9 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:29,490 You know, I called my agent seven times 10 00:00:29,540 --> 00:00:31,130 and she hasn't called back once. 11 00:00:31,180 --> 00:00:33,130 Mum and Dad just don't get it. 12 00:00:33,180 --> 00:00:38,620 Love is supposed to be like fireworks and explosions. 13 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:45,480 Mum and Dad always scream at each other. 14 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:49,700 That's normal... isn't it? 15 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:55,700 So, first of all, thank goodness someone took the initiative 16 00:00:55,900 --> 00:00:57,850 to seek outside help for this family. 17 00:00:57,900 --> 00:01:00,330 - Thank you. - Here's what I hear. 18 00:01:00,380 --> 00:01:02,450 All of you need things from each other 19 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:05,540 but clearly lack the capacity to communicate those needs. 20 00:01:05,740 --> 00:01:07,250 So let me do it for you. 21 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,850 Ah, excuse me, Miss... 22 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:11,860 Ms. And Danny, don't interrupt. 23 00:01:12,060 --> 00:01:15,380 Lesson one -- when a woman talks, you listen. 24 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:20,080 I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that I was making a joke. 25 00:01:20,340 --> 00:01:22,330 Danny, the children need you. 26 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:24,850 Jenny, you need you-time again 27 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:28,050 and to see Danny be an engaged, attentive father. 28 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:30,170 So, as an experiment from now on, 29 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:33,340 Danny will take the children on Saturdays by himself. 30 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:35,930 Oh, no, no, no, no. Saturday's not good for me. 31 00:01:35,980 --> 00:01:39,220 - My workers need me... - Your employees will be fine. 32 00:01:40,060 --> 00:01:42,200 As for your children... 33 00:01:44,180 --> 00:01:46,340 .. and your marriage... 34 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:51,380 But Danny's never been alone with the kids before. 35 00:01:51,580 --> 00:01:55,380 Don't you think now is the perfect time to address that? 36 00:02:02,780 --> 00:02:05,780 She was really mean. It was like she didn't even care. 37 00:02:05,980 --> 00:02:08,810 She's my new role model, plus, she gave me all these exercises 38 00:02:08,860 --> 00:02:10,530 to help with nerves for auditions. 39 00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:12,530 Oh, my God! Did Beryl call you too? 40 00:02:12,580 --> 00:02:15,100 What? When did Beryl call you? 41 00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:17,810 Oh, nothing. It's stupid. 42 00:02:17,860 --> 00:02:20,600 Melissa, what are you talking about? 43 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:24,560 Beryl got me a TV role. 44 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:27,450 I'm going to play an assault victim 45 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:30,440 who's had her legs broken with a crowbar! 46 00:02:31,740 --> 00:02:33,900 That is so cool. 47 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:38,460 Ben, you're hurting me. 48 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:55,260 Oh, sweetie, don't take it too personally. 49 00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:59,220 It's just that Melissa's very unusual. 50 00:02:59,420 --> 00:03:01,090 But you said I was unusual too. 51 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:03,010 It's true, it's true. 52 00:03:03,060 --> 00:03:05,250 But there's something else about Melissa 53 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:08,050 that makes her very attractive to directors. 54 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:11,740 She has this special trick. 55 00:03:11,940 --> 00:03:13,690 I wish I had it. 56 00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:15,340 Have a watch. 57 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:19,660 What are you saying, doctor? 58 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:22,420 That I'll never walk again? 59 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:32,340 Melissa gets the waterworks going every time, on cue. 60 00:03:32,540 --> 00:03:34,180 It's a gift. 61 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:38,420 If you can do that, you'll go far. 62 00:03:56,660 --> 00:03:59,820 - What's wrong, another anal fissure? - That only happened once. 63 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:02,650 - What about the Big Bottle? - Gay. 64 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:04,410 Ooh, how about the hedge maze? 65 00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:07,700 Ah... you kidding? You remember the fire? 66 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:10,250 All the people got trapped inside and died. 67 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:12,770 Everyone did say that maze was too complicated. 68 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,250 These are all terrible. 69 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:17,170 Why do 'gweilo' like big things so much? 70 00:04:17,220 --> 00:04:20,220 Big Potato, Big Wombat, Big Clam. 71 00:04:20,420 --> 00:04:23,500 Don't worry Dad. Wherever we go, I'm sure it'll be awesome. 72 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:25,300 Except that. 73 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:29,450 Tam, put on your sunscreen! 74 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:31,730 Your dad is gonna be here in two seconds. 75 00:04:31,780 --> 00:04:33,890 So, Mum, if Beryl calls the landline, 76 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,570 tell her I'm out and to SMS me instead. 77 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:37,570 Oh, and get her to call if it's important. 78 00:04:37,620 --> 00:04:39,050 Mum, did you hear me? 79 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:42,090 Tam! Put your balls away! You want Mummy in a wheelchair? 80 00:04:42,140 --> 00:04:43,170 Mum! 81 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:46,300 Yes. Yes, SMS, call. 82 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:47,930 Why am I in trouble? 83 00:04:47,980 --> 00:04:50,890 Michelle hasn't even cleaned up her stupid guinea pig. 84 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:53,050 Mum, Mum, Mum, it's happening again! 85 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:54,530 Oh, you're too excited. 86 00:04:54,580 --> 00:04:56,850 OK. Oh, you're getting blood all over your dress. 87 00:04:56,900 --> 00:04:58,900 Eww! Eww, gross, Mum! 88 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:00,730 - Daddy's here! - No fighting. 89 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:02,460 Dad! 90 00:05:02,660 --> 00:05:04,770 Where're we going? Where're we going? Where're we going? 91 00:05:04,820 --> 00:05:06,370 OK, just wait a minute. 92 00:05:06,420 --> 00:05:08,370 Promise me you won't let the kids out of your sight, 93 00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:09,530 especially the girls. 94 00:05:09,580 --> 00:05:12,050 - Mum, I'm not a baby. - Yeah, I'm 10. 95 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:15,130 Ai, when my friend was 10, she was kidnapped off the streets 96 00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:17,610 and sold into child labour in China. 97 00:05:17,660 --> 00:05:19,930 I still think of her every time I see a smartphone. 98 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:22,780 The kids are not gonna get kidnapped. 99 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:28,340 Bye, darling. 100 00:05:29,780 --> 00:05:32,580 - Oh, here we go. - Have a great day. 101 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:37,660 How are they even breathing? 102 00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:40,380 OK, OK -- let's go. 103 00:05:40,580 --> 00:05:42,010 OK, come on. Everybody in. 104 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:43,490 Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! 105 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:45,100 Hey, Daddy! 106 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:46,760 OK. 107 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,450 Where are we going, Dad? 108 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:55,700 Bye. 109 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:28,300 Oh, doll, when was the last time you had your hair treated? 110 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:32,780 After Tammy was born, before my baby Michelle. Maybe ten years. 111 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:36,020 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 112 00:06:36,220 --> 00:06:39,340 Sweetie, that's a hate crime to your hair. 113 00:06:39,540 --> 00:06:42,370 Oh, no, no, no! That's having five children. 114 00:06:42,420 --> 00:06:44,020 Oh, get you! 115 00:06:44,220 --> 00:06:47,060 Well, this is you-time now. 116 00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:49,210 Would you like the massage chair on? 117 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:51,930 - No... - Oh, of course you would. 118 00:07:03,260 --> 00:07:05,200 - Jenny! - Ah-Jun! 119 00:07:06,340 --> 00:07:08,700 Aunty... Aunty. 120 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:06,900 Not so fun. 121 00:08:27,860 --> 00:08:29,820 We're back! 122 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:31,660 Hello! 123 00:08:31,860 --> 00:08:33,650 See? Everyone back in one piece. 124 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:35,530 - Hey, Mum. - You took them to Beeworld? 125 00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:37,850 We saw a girl get stung and nearly die. 126 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:39,810 It was just a seizure. 127 00:08:39,860 --> 00:08:42,530 Did Beryl call? My phone went flat. 128 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,450 Hey, future husband. 129 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:47,010 - Yes, I missed you too... - Dad got this for you. 130 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:50,860 Ohh! So you didn't just sleep in the car? 131 00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:52,090 No, I... 132 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:53,570 Dad came with us on everything. 133 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,930 The Bee Slide, the Bee Train, the Bee Coaster. 134 00:08:55,980 --> 00:08:57,890 Yeah, I was surprised. It actually wasn't shit. 135 00:08:57,940 --> 00:09:00,010 OK, Daddy off to work. 136 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:01,740 Bye! 137 00:09:04,340 --> 00:09:06,330 OK, chop-chop! Time for shower. 138 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,720 Otherwise you'll grow worms. 139 00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:10,220 OK, bye. 140 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,090 And everything was OK? The girls didn't fight? 141 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:17,930 Ah, no, except who got to sit with Daddy on the Bee Coaster. 142 00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:19,330 We had fun. 143 00:09:19,380 --> 00:09:22,700 Oh, sounds good. Fun Dad. 144 00:09:24,180 --> 00:09:25,730 OK, OK. Bye. 145 00:09:25,780 --> 00:09:28,100 Ohh... oh. Bye. 146 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:29,580 Bye. 147 00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:34,700 Mum! 148 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:36,100 Mum! 149 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:37,410 Mum! 150 00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:38,570 Mum! 151 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:41,130 You were supposed to put it in the cage outside! 152 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,890 This was my only sports bra! 153 00:09:42,940 --> 00:09:44,410 We can get a new one tomorrow. 154 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:47,450 As if you need a sports bra anyway! You don't even have tits. 155 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:48,780 What? 156 00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:50,570 You're going to kill Buttons! 157 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:53,360 Girls! Stop fighting! Stop fighting! 158 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:58,740 Mum, are you OK? 159 00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:07,260 Why am I in trouble? I didn't even do anything wrong! 160 00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:11,660 - Tam, I'm sorry... - I wish Dad had kicked you out! 161 00:10:16,380 --> 00:10:17,980 Ah... Mum? 162 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:21,060 I think your eggs are boiled. 163 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:50,340 Gogo, have you seen my man-sarong? These shorts are chafing. 164 00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:54,490 Oh, we could totally tell Dad to take us here next. 165 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:57,210 Yeah, I've told Dad the same thing. 166 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:04,500 - Ugh. - What's wrong with you? 167 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:06,380 This. 168 00:11:08,260 --> 00:11:10,050 What the hell! Is Melissa OK? 169 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:12,610 She's better than OK. It's her first day on set. 170 00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:14,170 Whoa, that's really messed up. 171 00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:16,020 Tell me about it. 172 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:22,820 Hello? Miss Streep? 173 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:24,770 Mum's always on her side, 174 00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:27,620 even if I haven't done anything wrong. 175 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:32,140 So when Michelle can't even control her gross rat 176 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:35,210 I'm the one Mum yells at. It's so unfair. 177 00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:37,770 You know your Mum doesn't always make sense. 178 00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:42,140 All she does is nag and shout all the time. Boring. 179 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:48,100 "Wear this dress! No respect! 180 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,890 "Where did all of Michelle's bruises come from?" 181 00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:53,540 Blah, blah, blah. I hate her. 182 00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:56,050 Look, how about we go somewhere this week? 183 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:59,090 We don't have to wait till the weekend. You're on holidays. 184 00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:00,680 Like where? 185 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:03,020 Mmm... the zoo? 186 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,780 Oh, what was that? 187 00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:11,900 Michelle! I know you're listening! 188 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:15,580 Mum, Beryl just called! I've got an audition! 189 00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:16,920 Oh! 190 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,290 Oh, that's great. 191 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,280 I have to call Dad! 192 00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:34,130 OK, I gotta go. Goodbye. 193 00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:35,450 OK, kids! 194 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:38,240 "With plans starting at $35 a year." 195 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:41,540 How come Wayne can't come? Hello! He's family now. 196 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,090 - I heard that! - ".. per month." 197 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,770 - What's the audition for again? - Health insurance. 198 00:12:48,820 --> 00:12:50,290 They're looking for people 199 00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:52,690 who look "significantly physically compromised". 200 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:54,370 Beryl thought of me first. 201 00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:55,820 Oh, yuck. 202 00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:57,080 Oh! 203 00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:59,820 How much deodorant did you put on? 204 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:02,050 Everybody ready? 205 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,700 "I was basically left for dead..." 206 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,490 Mummy's coming too! 207 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:10,980 Why? 208 00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:15,140 Ai-ya, when was the last time we all spent quality time together? 209 00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:17,410 What happened to you-time? 210 00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:20,580 Children, animals. What could be more Jenny? 211 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:22,420 Or more fun? 212 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:25,920 Don't hit your own car! 213 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:32,020 You smell like a fancy toilet. What's going on? 214 00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:40,140 OK, shhh! 215 00:13:42,540 --> 00:13:44,130 "When she has a newborn, 216 00:13:44,180 --> 00:13:47,220 "the koala produces special faeces from her anus called 'pap' 217 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:50,160 "which the joey licks from her fur." 218 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:53,260 Can you imagine if people fed babies with their butts? 219 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,900 Hey, wait for me! 220 00:13:57,180 --> 00:14:00,100 - Isn't this nice? - Yeah, nice. 221 00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:03,130 OK, who want a drink? 222 00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:04,920 Oh, thanks Dad. 223 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:08,690 Tam, Tam, Tam! 224 00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:11,690 - That looks like fun, hey? - Yeah. Sure. 225 00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:14,100 - Fun. - Wait, wait, wait! 226 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:22,020 Get your koala photos! Soft and furry! 227 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:24,740 Touch and stroke me! 228 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,730 Andrew! 229 00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:30,860 Heidi. Didn't know you worked here. 230 00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:36,660 "With plans starting at $35." 231 00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:41,980 "With PLANS starting at $35." "With plans STARTING..." 232 00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:43,940 Ah-Ben... 233 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:49,260 What is going on with your mum? She's acting weird. 234 00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:53,300 Dad, you are talking about Mum. But it's a good thing. 235 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:56,450 We're all together like one big family. It's working. 236 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:59,100 Just keep doing what you're doing. 237 00:15:00,260 --> 00:15:01,290 Hey, kids! 238 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:04,420 - "With plans starting AT $35." - Let's go see the golden possum. 239 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,500 Look, look! Look! 240 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:09,700 I'm the mummy wallaby, and you can all be my baby wallabies 241 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:12,980 because you come from my big, furry... 242 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,340 Alright, take a picture. 243 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,940 .. pouch. 244 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:25,450 With a wingspan of about two metres, 245 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,210 the white-bellied sea eagle 246 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,050 is one of Australia's largest birds of prey. 247 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:33,090 Now, these mighty birds eat fish, other birds, 248 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:36,980 turtles and small mammals, and that of course includes naughty children. 249 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,330 Hey, hey -- question. 250 00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:49,020 If you had to pick, who would you say is more fun? Mummy or Daddy? 251 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:52,340 - What? - If you had to choose. 252 00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:55,060 Mum, it's not a competition. 253 00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:57,730 How do you know? Always start like this. 254 00:15:57,780 --> 00:16:00,650 First Beeworld, then the zoo, then Singapore, 255 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:03,010 then Mummy all alone, eating boiled eggs. 256 00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:04,650 What are you talking about? 257 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,690 Dad's only doing what the counsellor told him to. 258 00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:09,450 He's just trying to be Fun Dad and brainwash you. 259 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,610 Mum, if you talked to Dad properly, you'd see that... 260 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:13,020 Shh! 261 00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:24,730 - You two take the first buggy. - Oh, no, I'll go with Tam. 262 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:27,410 We're going to miss out on Koalas Live if we go on! 263 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:29,730 Dad already said he was coming on this with me. 264 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,610 What about mummy-daughter bondage time? 265 00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:33,250 Oh, we've got two here! 266 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,690 I'll take Michelle. You two get on the buggy and talk. 267 00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:37,010 About stuff! 268 00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:39,210 Buckle up, ladies and gents. You're right to go. 269 00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:41,050 - Oh, no... - See you guys soon. 270 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,500 - Okay, alright, bye. - Bye! 271 00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:49,650 Um, I'll meet you guys back here. 272 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:50,970 Where are you going? 273 00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:52,770 I'm seeing someone for lunch. 274 00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:55,380 Ooooh! 275 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,900 Brother's growing up. 276 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,770 - Ready? - See you, guys. 277 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,020 Out of the way, Michelle. 278 00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:06,560 "I was basically..." 279 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:11,700 Let's wait here. This way we'll be in the front row for the next show. 280 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,450 Can't we just come back? 281 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:19,180 Mish, I've only got 2 hours and 47 minutes before my audition. 282 00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:21,420 I need to focus. 283 00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:24,740 "After the accident, I was basically left for dead." 284 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:27,090 San-go, Platypus Pond is just over there... 285 00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:30,420 "But thanks to SupaHealth Private, I've never felt so alive!" 286 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,170 Oh, no. Do you have any tissues? 287 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,650 "More alive." "I've never felt more alive!" 288 00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:38,700 Ohh. I'm going to get some toilet paper. 289 00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:42,330 "Basically." "I was basically left for dead." 290 00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:43,690 Excuse me. 291 00:17:43,740 --> 00:17:45,810 Right, and then I cry. 292 00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:54,820 Mish... can you see any visible moisture? 293 00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:58,580 Michelle? 294 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,340 Michelle? 295 00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:04,620 Michelle! 296 00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:16,660 So... do you always have lunch at the same time? 297 00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:20,580 Yeah. Work only sells junk, so I pack my own. 298 00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:22,920 Let me show you my box. 299 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:28,060 Do you like quinoa? It's my favourite. 300 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:31,780 - Ah... yeah! - You can try some if you want. 301 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,930 Michelle's missing! 302 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:39,570 - Wait, what? - I'll call security. 303 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,250 - What were you doing? - Nothing. 304 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:44,100 - Obviously, idiot! - What do we do? 305 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:47,300 Split up. We'll cover more ground that way. 306 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:04,340 No! 307 00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:15,620 Smartphones. 308 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,100 Oh, God! 309 00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:30,250 I was so worried the kids wouldn't have fun with just me, 310 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,970 but now I see I can have fun with them just as well as you. 311 00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:34,980 Isn't that great? 312 00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:36,980 Oh, sure. Great. 313 00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:41,760 Those ears are fun. 314 00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:44,440 The kids don't seem to think so. 315 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,730 Do you remember the first kangaroo we ever saw? 316 00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:52,780 You thought it was cute and then it kicked me in the balls. 317 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:56,820 And we thought you wouldn't be able to have children. 318 00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:59,140 Mu-u-u-um! 319 00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,140 Wait, wait, wait. 320 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,650 - Is that Ben? - Mu-u-u-um! 321 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:09,780 Attention! Attention! There's been a kidnapping in the zoo! 322 00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:11,930 She's really cute, Chinese-Australian! 323 00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:13,970 She's about 140 centimetres tall! 324 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:16,650 Answers to the name Michelle... Ben, she's not a dog! 325 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,610 My baby, my baby! Someone's got my baby! 326 00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:22,610 - Please, the police are on their way. - You don't understand! 327 00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:27,060 My youngest daughter has been the victim of stranger danger! 328 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,780 Wow! Fancy that. 329 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:34,580 What's the chance of seeing you guys here? Hey, Dad. 330 00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:39,460 Michelle! 331 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:42,010 What's going on? 332 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:44,180 Where have you been? 333 00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:47,740 I was getting tissues for my nose. 334 00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:51,500 Like I told you! 335 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:03,210 Now, koalas are often commonly called koala bears... 336 00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:05,010 You tried to take charge. 337 00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:08,000 I just stood there crying like an idiot. 338 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,300 You're not an idiot. 339 00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:14,700 All day you've been doing exactly what the lesbian told you to. 340 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:18,060 I was jealous, thinking you were trying to steal the kids off me. 341 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,380 Jealous? 342 00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:28,300 Didn't you come along today because you wanted us to get back together? 343 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,440 It's stupid, I know. 344 00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:35,100 You thought I was trying to get custody of the children? 345 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,600 Your phone call with Tammy the other night... 346 00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:19,490 Guys, can we just keep it simple? 347 00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:22,010 It's your 18th. You just sit back. 348 00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:23,810 Mummy take care of everything. 349 00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:26,060 Kale chips. What is kale? 350 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:27,810 The party's happening here. 351 00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:29,490 But you know Mum is planning it. 352 00:22:29,540 --> 00:22:32,410 I can't turn up at my own son's party without doing anything. 353 00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:33,570 I've had an idea. 354 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:36,900 And now... we have a big surprise! 355 00:22:36,950 --> 00:22:41,500 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 25957

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