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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,216 --> 00:00:08,623 Haskell Lutz? Is that really you? 2 00:00:08,857 --> 00:00:10,112 No. It depends. 3 00:00:10,152 --> 00:00:11,878 Who are you? And what do you want? 4 00:00:13,449 --> 00:00:14,741 It's me cousin Donny. 5 00:00:14,969 --> 00:00:17,221 My grandmother was your great Aunt Sally's stepsister 6 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:19,091 on your father's side? 7 00:00:19,191 --> 00:00:20,223 I missed you, Cuz! 8 00:00:20,358 --> 00:00:21,474 Yeah... [laughing] 9 00:00:21,559 --> 00:00:23,397 Haskell, aren't you going to introduce us? 10 00:00:23,492 --> 00:00:25,993 Uh, well, this is a distantly related parasite 11 00:00:26,078 --> 00:00:27,861 who found out that, uh, 12 00:00:27,947 --> 00:00:29,163 I made some money, 13 00:00:29,248 --> 00:00:31,365 and he's looking to squeeze some out of me. 14 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:34,418 - Pleasure. - Oh, uh... 15 00:00:34,537 --> 00:00:36,670 How did you find out about the dough? 16 00:00:36,756 --> 00:00:39,256 We're Facebook buddies, buddy! 17 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:40,958 Ha ha ha. Impossible. 18 00:00:41,043 --> 00:00:43,177 I never friend a Lutz. 19 00:00:43,262 --> 00:00:47,715 And that's why I used the name Morgan Freeman. 20 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,517 Listen, Haskell, you know I would not be here 21 00:00:50,603 --> 00:00:52,386 if it wasn't life and death, okay? 22 00:00:52,521 --> 00:00:54,054 [tearful] But... Mom's sick. 23 00:00:54,190 --> 00:00:57,691 All right... don't try to Lutz a Lutz. 24 00:00:57,777 --> 00:01:00,394 Who else in the family knows about my windfall? 25 00:01:00,529 --> 00:01:03,447 No one. Yet. 26 00:01:03,566 --> 00:01:06,400 And I'm guessing you'd like to keep it that way? 27 00:01:08,364 --> 00:01:09,780 All right, all right, all right. 28 00:01:13,409 --> 00:01:15,492 But... not a word! 29 00:01:15,578 --> 00:01:17,445 Are you questioning my integrity? 30 00:01:19,382 --> 00:01:22,333 Once I'm bought, I stay bought. 31 00:01:24,804 --> 00:01:26,920 Haskell, I can't believe you let that guy shake you down. 32 00:01:27,056 --> 00:01:28,422 I had to! If word got out, 33 00:01:28,557 --> 00:01:29,974 every Lutz would come slithering out 34 00:01:30,092 --> 00:01:31,925 from under their rocks and get their greedy paws 35 00:01:32,061 --> 00:01:33,927 into my pockets. 36 00:01:34,013 --> 00:01:36,230 What a miserable bunch of lowlifes. 37 00:01:36,315 --> 00:01:38,849 Hey, do I talk about your loved ones like that? 38 00:01:40,936 --> 00:01:44,021 Anyway, I gotta keep those jackals outta my money. 39 00:01:44,106 --> 00:01:45,439 Well, one way to protect yourself 40 00:01:45,524 --> 00:01:47,274 is to let me draw you up a will. 41 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:51,445 Okay, but I usually don't like to dwell on my demise 42 00:01:51,580 --> 00:01:54,415 or the frail state of this mortal coil. 43 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:58,085 Yo, chief, more buttermilk ranch for my wings. 44 00:01:58,170 --> 00:01:59,536 Ah... 45 00:01:59,622 --> 00:02:01,121 Hey, hey, hey. What's going on? 46 00:02:01,257 --> 00:02:03,173 I'm gonna prepare a will for Haskell 47 00:02:03,292 --> 00:02:04,458 so those blood-sucking Lutzes 48 00:02:04,593 --> 00:02:05,876 can't get their hands on his money. 49 00:02:05,961 --> 00:02:08,879 Hey! What is it with you and my family? 50 00:02:12,385 --> 00:02:15,352 Uh, I'm so upset, I'm shaking. My hands are literally shaking! 51 00:02:15,471 --> 00:02:17,471 - What's wrong? - The tenor dropped out of 52 00:02:17,606 --> 00:02:19,223 my a cappella group. The Sweatermen 53 00:02:19,308 --> 00:02:20,808 have a competition in four days. 54 00:02:20,943 --> 00:02:24,018 I am officially down the old mill stream 55 00:02:24,095 --> 00:02:25,528 without a paddle. 56 00:02:25,648 --> 00:02:26,980 Can't you just dig up some other guy 57 00:02:27,116 --> 00:02:28,732 with a high voice and a straw hat? 58 00:02:28,818 --> 00:02:31,819 Holly, that is a tired cliche. 59 00:02:31,954 --> 00:02:33,570 We wear cardigans. 60 00:02:35,157 --> 00:02:37,157 And besides, this is a championship singing group. 61 00:02:37,293 --> 00:02:39,660 You can't just dig up that kind of a talent. 62 00:02:39,745 --> 00:02:41,245 Hey, excuse me, sir, could I get a 63 00:02:41,330 --> 00:02:44,748 Beer 64 00:02:44,834 --> 00:02:47,668 There is that tenor that got kicked out of the Riff-Raffs, 65 00:02:47,753 --> 00:02:49,169 but no... no, he's trouble. 66 00:02:49,255 --> 00:02:52,556 He got caught in the dressing room with an e-cigarette. 67 00:02:52,675 --> 00:02:55,259 Stuart, what about the guy standing next to 68 00:02:55,344 --> 00:02:58,095 You-ou-ou 69 00:02:58,180 --> 00:03:01,432 You know, Stuart, [ahem] I think Phil is trying to drop 70 00:03:01,517 --> 00:03:05,185 a Hi-i-i-i-int 71 00:03:05,321 --> 00:03:06,937 [chuckles] 72 00:03:07,022 --> 00:03:09,022 Look, Phil, you have a great voice. 73 00:03:09,158 --> 00:03:11,158 I just didn't think you'd be into this kind of thing. 74 00:03:11,243 --> 00:03:12,326 Are you kidding me? 75 00:03:12,411 --> 00:03:15,028 Singing onstage in front of a crowd? 76 00:03:15,164 --> 00:03:16,997 That's definitely my thing! 77 00:03:17,083 --> 00:03:18,665 - Yeah! - All right, well, then welcome 78 00:03:18,751 --> 00:03:20,617 - to the Sweatermen. - Right on! 79 00:03:20,703 --> 00:03:23,504 All you have to bring is a whole lot of soul 80 00:03:23,589 --> 00:03:25,672 - and a pair of pleated khakis. - Got it. 81 00:03:25,758 --> 00:03:27,875 Ah, ah. Tan, not stone. 82 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,626 We're not hippies. 83 00:03:31,547 --> 00:03:32,546 [upbeat music] 84 00:03:41,190 --> 00:03:44,836 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 85 00:03:45,144 --> 00:03:49,947 [overlapping warm-up singing] 86 00:03:50,065 --> 00:03:51,815 What's up, Sweaterdudes? 87 00:03:51,901 --> 00:03:54,701 Guys, this is my good friend Phil 88 00:03:54,787 --> 00:03:57,371 who's been gracious enough to lend his vocal talents 89 00:03:57,456 --> 00:03:58,622 to our little group. 90 00:03:58,741 --> 00:04:00,741 Let's give him a warm Sweatermen welcome... 91 00:04:00,826 --> 00:04:02,543 [harmonizing] Hello Hello 92 00:04:02,628 --> 00:04:04,077 Hello 93 00:04:04,163 --> 00:04:07,915 Hell-o 94 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,967 Whassup, whassup 95 00:04:10,085 --> 00:04:12,636 Whassup? 96 00:04:12,755 --> 00:04:14,421 [squeaky voice] Whassup? 97 00:04:14,507 --> 00:04:16,590 Okay, all right. Let's get to work. 98 00:04:16,725 --> 00:04:19,810 We only have three days until Acapalooza. 99 00:04:19,929 --> 00:04:21,929 We'll start with Crazy Little Thing Called Love. 100 00:04:22,064 --> 00:04:23,931 Phil, did you get a chance to look at the music? 101 00:04:24,016 --> 00:04:24,932 Yeah, I got this. 102 00:04:27,486 --> 00:04:28,936 From pickup to verse two. And... 103 00:04:29,071 --> 00:04:30,404 [snap snap] 104 00:04:30,489 --> 00:04:32,268 Crazy little thing called love 105 00:04:32,330 --> 00:04:35,442 - Well, this thing - This thing called love 106 00:04:35,528 --> 00:04:37,277 - Called love - It cries 107 00:04:37,413 --> 00:04:38,612 - Like a baby - In the cradle 108 00:04:38,747 --> 00:04:39,613 All ni-ight 109 00:04:39,698 --> 00:04:41,532 - Ah... - This thing... 110 00:04:45,955 --> 00:04:46,954 What happened? 111 00:04:47,039 --> 00:04:48,539 Well, you tell me. Where does it say, 112 00:04:48,624 --> 00:04:52,426 In the cradle all ni-ii-ight 113 00:04:54,346 --> 00:04:56,797 Oh, I was just feelin' it, man. 114 00:04:56,932 --> 00:04:58,432 How 'bout we just feel it as written? 115 00:04:58,517 --> 00:05:02,019 Gentlemen... count him in from "it cries." 116 00:05:02,137 --> 00:05:03,437 [snap snap snap] 117 00:05:03,522 --> 00:05:04,855 - It cries like a baby - Like a baby 118 00:05:04,974 --> 00:05:06,106 In the cradle all night 119 00:05:06,192 --> 00:05:08,692 This thing, this thing... 120 00:05:10,396 --> 00:05:12,863 It's too much. Just... bring it down. 121 00:05:12,982 --> 00:05:14,314 - Uh-huh. - Just Phil. 122 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,566 Uh-huh. [snap snap snap] 123 00:05:15,651 --> 00:05:16,984 It cries like a baby 124 00:05:17,069 --> 00:05:18,285 In the cradle all night 125 00:05:18,370 --> 00:05:20,487 Nuh... 126 00:05:20,623 --> 00:05:21,488 Still too much. 127 00:05:21,624 --> 00:05:23,156 Just let the words do the work. Again. 128 00:05:23,242 --> 00:05:24,121 [snapping, counting] 129 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:25,537 It cries like a baby 130 00:05:25,638 --> 00:05:28,495 - In the cra... - Nuh. You're rushing. 131 00:05:28,581 --> 00:05:30,414 Again. [snapping, counting] 132 00:05:30,499 --> 00:05:31,999 It cries like a baby 133 00:05:32,134 --> 00:05:33,333 - In the cra... - No. Dragging. 134 00:05:33,419 --> 00:05:34,918 Again. [snapping] 135 00:05:35,004 --> 00:05:36,386 In the cradle all ni... 136 00:05:36,505 --> 00:05:37,862 No. You know what? Let's just take five. 137 00:05:40,843 --> 00:05:43,977 Phil, when I come back, fun time is over. 138 00:05:49,685 --> 00:05:51,485 Mr. Lutz to see Ms. Franklin. 139 00:05:51,570 --> 00:05:53,487 My 11:00's here. I'll call you later. 140 00:05:53,572 --> 00:05:55,405 Hey, Haskell, good! Come on in. 141 00:05:55,524 --> 00:05:56,940 Have a seat. 142 00:05:57,026 --> 00:05:59,276 Let's get started on your will, okay? 143 00:05:59,361 --> 00:06:01,445 First order of business... End of life instructions. 144 00:06:01,530 --> 00:06:02,863 What are your wishes? 145 00:06:02,948 --> 00:06:05,532 Not to die. 146 00:06:05,618 --> 00:06:08,919 However, if I have slipped into a vegetative state, 147 00:06:09,038 --> 00:06:10,837 I've signed this DNSR. 148 00:06:10,923 --> 00:06:14,174 "Do not stop resuscitating." 149 00:06:14,260 --> 00:06:16,043 That's right... I don't care how long it takes 150 00:06:16,178 --> 00:06:17,711 or how tired they get. 151 00:06:17,796 --> 00:06:19,630 I want them pounding around the clock. 152 00:06:19,715 --> 00:06:21,882 All right. Burden on society. 153 00:06:22,017 --> 00:06:23,684 Got it. All right, now, let's move on 154 00:06:23,769 --> 00:06:25,218 to distribution of assets, hmm? 155 00:06:25,304 --> 00:06:27,028 Well, assuming that Mother will have... 156 00:06:27,327 --> 00:06:29,139 sadly passed by then... 157 00:06:29,224 --> 00:06:31,141 - [chuckles] - Please. 158 00:06:31,226 --> 00:06:34,478 I leave 10% of my estate to my bowling mentors 159 00:06:34,563 --> 00:06:38,231 "Mumbles" Williams and "Pie Mouth" Mahoney. 160 00:06:38,317 --> 00:06:40,303 Do you have any friends that aren't Dick Tracy villains? 161 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:43,732 As a matter of fact, I do. 162 00:06:43,932 --> 00:06:46,549 I leave the remainder of my estate 163 00:06:46,635 --> 00:06:49,385 to the people who stood by me during the dark times, 164 00:06:49,471 --> 00:06:51,971 who helped me not only get through divorce 165 00:06:52,057 --> 00:06:54,057 but flourish and make a new life. 166 00:06:54,142 --> 00:06:56,442 I think I know who you're talking about. 167 00:06:56,528 --> 00:06:58,229 Yes. Phil and Stuart. 168 00:07:02,197 --> 00:07:03,446 A-and? 169 00:07:03,582 --> 00:07:06,533 Did I mention "Pie Mouth" Mahoney? 170 00:07:06,618 --> 00:07:08,868 - Yeah, Pie Mouth's covered. - Oh, good. 171 00:07:08,954 --> 00:07:10,526 So is there anyone else that you might have forgotten? 172 00:07:10,583 --> 00:07:12,455 Anyone, you know, who... who... who... who's 173 00:07:12,591 --> 00:07:13,706 always been there for you? 174 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:16,193 Let me think. Let me think. 175 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:19,481 Let me thiiiiink. 176 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:21,774 No. I'm good. 177 00:07:21,892 --> 00:07:24,276 - So are we done here? - Oh, we're so done. 178 00:07:33,165 --> 00:07:34,832 Hey, there he is. 179 00:07:34,917 --> 00:07:37,000 - What the hell was that? - What was what? 180 00:07:37,086 --> 00:07:39,837 Rehearsal. "Crazy little thing called"... uh! 181 00:07:39,922 --> 00:07:42,756 Crazy little thing ca... Mm! 182 00:07:42,842 --> 00:07:44,591 Crazy little... mm! 183 00:07:44,677 --> 00:07:45,642 Hm... Hm! 184 00:07:47,072 --> 00:07:48,204 So you're upset. 185 00:07:48,290 --> 00:07:49,906 That's why you didn't join us afterwards 186 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:50,931 for tea and lemon cakes? 187 00:07:52,077 --> 00:07:53,626 Damn straight, I'm upset, man. 188 00:07:53,745 --> 00:07:54,911 I love singing, 189 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:56,579 and I was really looking forward to this. 190 00:07:56,715 --> 00:07:58,248 - But you embarrassed me. - I didn't mean to. 191 00:07:58,383 --> 00:08:00,416 Look, Phil, you just have a lot of catching up to do. 192 00:08:00,552 --> 00:08:01,918 I was just trying to reach inside you 193 00:08:02,053 --> 00:08:03,970 and pull out the best you have to give. 194 00:08:06,758 --> 00:08:08,591 Yeah. Don't be reaching inside of me, man. 195 00:08:10,846 --> 00:08:13,429 And second, don't worry. This isn't gonna happen again, 196 00:08:13,515 --> 00:08:14,564 because I'm not coming back. 197 00:08:14,649 --> 00:08:16,065 No, no, no, no, no. 198 00:08:16,151 --> 00:08:18,268 Phil, I know that rehearsal can be intense, 199 00:08:18,403 --> 00:08:20,653 but this is the Manhattan Acapalooza. 200 00:08:20,772 --> 00:08:24,155 We've won the trophy the last three years in a row. 201 00:08:24,255 --> 00:08:25,998 We have a chance at a four-peat, 202 00:08:26,098 --> 00:08:28,529 but not without the great Phil Chase. 203 00:08:28,613 --> 00:08:30,196 You blowing smoke? 204 00:08:30,282 --> 00:08:32,198 Is it blowing smoke to say you have a gift? 205 00:08:32,284 --> 00:08:35,201 Come on, Phil, come on. I need that voice, 206 00:08:35,287 --> 00:08:37,453 the talent, the charm, the charisma, the magnetism. 207 00:08:37,589 --> 00:08:38,788 I... 208 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:44,344 - I'm back. - Ohh... 209 00:08:47,849 --> 00:08:50,516 Crazy little thing called love 210 00:08:50,635 --> 00:08:55,021 Crazy little thing called love 211 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:57,357 Okay, that was just awesome... 212 00:08:57,475 --> 00:08:58,725 - Cool! - If the song 213 00:08:58,810 --> 00:09:01,027 was in the key of off! 214 00:09:01,146 --> 00:09:02,979 Ugh... God! 215 00:09:03,114 --> 00:09:04,397 Okay, This is an A... 216 00:09:04,482 --> 00:09:05,448 217 00:09:05,533 --> 00:09:06,482 Eddie 218 00:09:06,618 --> 00:09:08,234 - [high voice] Aaaaaaaa - Oh... 219 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,204 A mess. Don. 220 00:09:11,323 --> 00:09:12,538 Aaaaaa 221 00:09:12,657 --> 00:09:14,457 A-trocious. Phil. 222 00:09:14,542 --> 00:09:16,326 - A... - A nightmare! 223 00:09:16,461 --> 00:09:18,828 Okay. I'm gonna go look for a water fountain 224 00:09:18,914 --> 00:09:20,079 while you guys look for that A. 225 00:09:20,165 --> 00:09:21,631 I'll give you a hint. 226 00:09:21,716 --> 00:09:23,249 It's one of these! 227 00:09:26,671 --> 00:09:29,672 Uh-oh. We made him mad. What are we gonna do? 228 00:09:29,758 --> 00:09:32,642 Once we bought him macaroons. That seemed to cheer him up. 229 00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:36,813 Cheer him up? What about us? 230 00:09:36,898 --> 00:09:40,016 This is music. This is supposed to be fun. 231 00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:41,517 Guys, please tell me 232 00:09:41,603 --> 00:09:43,736 you don't enjoy being treated like this. 233 00:09:43,855 --> 00:09:45,104 Well, sometimes after practice, 234 00:09:45,190 --> 00:09:46,856 my wife says I cry in my sleep. 235 00:09:46,992 --> 00:09:50,326 But it's just at competition time. 236 00:09:50,412 --> 00:09:52,195 At least I'm not this stressed at work. 237 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:55,248 - What do you do? - I'm a homicide detective. 238 00:09:56,751 --> 00:09:58,584 Look, all I know is you guys sound great. 239 00:09:58,703 --> 00:10:00,253 Hell, we all sound great, 240 00:10:00,372 --> 00:10:02,422 and it's time Stuart started respecting that. 241 00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:04,374 I wouldn't mind a compliment now and again. 242 00:10:04,459 --> 00:10:05,925 - Yeah. - I see him in my dreams, 243 00:10:06,044 --> 00:10:09,379 and he's spanking me. 244 00:10:09,514 --> 00:10:11,631 Yeah, that might be a whole another issue. 245 00:10:11,716 --> 00:10:13,883 - Ohh... - Look, the point is, 246 00:10:14,019 --> 00:10:15,685 we deserve to be treated better, 247 00:10:15,770 --> 00:10:17,053 and it's time he knew it. 248 00:10:17,188 --> 00:10:18,721 We're not the Sweaterboys. 249 00:10:18,857 --> 00:10:20,273 We're the Sweatermen! 250 00:10:20,392 --> 00:10:21,274 - Mm! - Absolutely right. 251 00:10:21,393 --> 00:10:22,308 I know I'm right! 252 00:10:22,394 --> 00:10:24,727 Okay, let's start again. 253 00:10:24,863 --> 00:10:27,113 Hopefully, you guys found your As 254 00:10:27,232 --> 00:10:30,066 so we don't have to go on a scavenger hunt. 255 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:31,818 Crazy Little Thing from the chorus. 256 00:10:31,903 --> 00:10:33,703 And...[under breath] One, two, three... 257 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,043 Someone want to explain to me what's going on? 258 00:10:40,128 --> 00:10:42,078 Yeah, Stuart, 259 00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:44,080 - me and the guys been talkin'. - O-oh, really? 260 00:10:44,215 --> 00:10:45,748 - You and the guys, huh? - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 261 00:10:45,884 --> 00:10:47,417 We think you're being a little too tough on us. 262 00:10:47,502 --> 00:10:50,169 Oh! I see, I see. And you all feel that way? 263 00:10:50,255 --> 00:10:51,888 Uh-huh. 264 00:10:51,973 --> 00:10:53,256 Eddie? 265 00:10:55,844 --> 00:10:57,310 How 'bout you, Don? 266 00:10:57,429 --> 00:10:59,979 Yes, I do. You push us way too hard. 267 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:05,268 We're trying out best, but nothing's ever good enough. 268 00:11:07,939 --> 00:11:10,823 Stuart, all we're saying is lighten up a bit. 269 00:11:10,942 --> 00:11:12,408 Make it a little more fun. 270 00:11:12,494 --> 00:11:14,577 Say "good job" every once in a while, 271 00:11:14,662 --> 00:11:16,362 and nobody's loving the fist, dude. 272 00:11:17,866 --> 00:11:20,199 I get it... I've been too rough on you guys. 273 00:11:20,285 --> 00:11:22,835 You want me to back off, to go a little easier. 274 00:11:22,954 --> 00:11:23,836 - Exactly. - Okay. 275 00:11:23,955 --> 00:11:26,089 Well, forget it! 276 00:11:26,174 --> 00:11:27,173 This is how I run my group. 277 00:11:27,292 --> 00:11:29,625 If you want an "attaboy", 278 00:11:29,761 --> 00:11:31,294 then go join the Atta Boys. 279 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,796 They come in dead last every year! 280 00:11:33,882 --> 00:11:35,681 I'm done! 281 00:11:41,464 --> 00:11:42,997 Just finished typing Haskell's will. 282 00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:44,582 It's ready for his signature. 283 00:11:44,668 --> 00:11:48,419 Eh. Just put it over there in the ingrate pile. 284 00:11:48,555 --> 00:11:51,055 Eden, I can't believe after all I've done for him, 285 00:11:51,141 --> 00:11:55,176 he leaves me out but remembers some guy named Pie Hole. 286 00:11:55,262 --> 00:11:56,477 I know. The more I typed, 287 00:11:56,596 --> 00:11:57,929 the more upset I got. 288 00:11:58,064 --> 00:12:00,315 No one's done more for him than you. 289 00:12:00,433 --> 00:12:02,483 I lent him money. I let his rent slide. 290 00:12:02,602 --> 00:12:04,936 Listened to his troubles, I gave him pep talks. 291 00:12:05,071 --> 00:12:07,272 - You were a friend. - I was a saint! 292 00:12:07,357 --> 00:12:09,073 You put a roof over his head. 293 00:12:09,159 --> 00:12:11,492 - You gave him a home. - I gave him a life. 294 00:12:11,611 --> 00:12:12,944 And what do you get in return? 295 00:12:13,079 --> 00:12:14,829 Nothin'. Not a penny. 296 00:12:14,948 --> 00:12:16,948 It's not about the money. 297 00:12:17,033 --> 00:12:19,868 I'm hurt! Actually, now I'm past hurt. 298 00:12:19,953 --> 00:12:21,920 Now I'm angry. 299 00:12:22,005 --> 00:12:24,172 Then you should do something. 300 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:28,960 Something that will hurt him as much as he hurt you. 301 00:12:29,045 --> 00:12:30,295 Really? Like what? 302 00:12:30,430 --> 00:12:33,765 How about an accidental shove onto the third rail? 303 00:12:33,850 --> 00:12:36,301 Calm down, Eden. I'm angry, not psychotic. 304 00:12:36,436 --> 00:12:38,303 I know... call the IRS. 305 00:12:38,388 --> 00:12:40,688 Haskell doesn't pay taxes. He'll get 20 years. 306 00:12:40,807 --> 00:12:42,023 Eden! 307 00:12:42,142 --> 00:12:44,692 What? Jail's out. Murder's out. 308 00:12:44,811 --> 00:12:46,611 Why don't you just send him to summer camp 309 00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:49,814 without sunscreen. 310 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,150 I never should have agreed to do his will. 311 00:12:52,235 --> 00:12:54,953 I should have just let his relatives pick him clean! 312 00:12:55,038 --> 00:12:57,655 [gasps] Ooh! 313 00:12:57,791 --> 00:13:00,124 You thought of something, didn't you? 314 00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:02,911 Oh, yes, I did. 315 00:13:02,996 --> 00:13:06,247 It's cruel, almost unmerciful. 316 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:07,582 What? 317 00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:11,252 I'm going to unleash the Lutzes. 318 00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:19,727 Hey, Stuart. 319 00:13:19,846 --> 00:13:21,312 'Sup, buddy? 320 00:13:22,849 --> 00:13:25,433 Come on, man. Say something. 321 00:13:25,518 --> 00:13:28,019 I had an award-winning group for three years. 322 00:13:28,154 --> 00:13:31,356 You destroyed it in two days. 323 00:13:31,441 --> 00:13:33,358 I'm sorry, but none of this would have happened 324 00:13:33,493 --> 00:13:36,611 if you had lightened up a little and had some fun. 325 00:13:36,696 --> 00:13:39,447 Everything's gotta be fun with you, doesn't it, Phil? 326 00:13:39,532 --> 00:13:42,700 I'm not having fun right now. 327 00:13:42,836 --> 00:13:45,203 Come on, Stuart. 328 00:13:45,338 --> 00:13:46,537 It wasn't just me. 329 00:13:46,623 --> 00:13:48,423 You were making those guys miserable. 330 00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:50,758 Please. They always feel pressure this time of year 331 00:13:50,877 --> 00:13:52,210 because they wanna win. 332 00:13:52,345 --> 00:13:53,795 And you know why we win? Because we're excellent. 333 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:54,909 And you know why we're excellent? 334 00:13:55,009 --> 00:13:56,931 Because I drive them. 335 00:13:57,050 --> 00:14:01,219 Well, do you have to drive them so hard? 336 00:14:01,304 --> 00:14:03,554 - It's just a singing group. - It's just a singing group. 337 00:14:03,690 --> 00:14:05,473 You have no clue what this means to me, 338 00:14:05,558 --> 00:14:06,607 to all of us. 339 00:14:06,726 --> 00:14:08,109 Bill sells insurance. 340 00:14:08,228 --> 00:14:09,694 Eddie's in I.T. I'm a dentist. 341 00:14:09,779 --> 00:14:11,562 But when we're up on that stage 342 00:14:11,698 --> 00:14:12,876 and the audience is cheering... 343 00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:17,535 We get to be stars. 344 00:14:19,572 --> 00:14:21,789 You even know what a cappella means? 345 00:14:23,410 --> 00:14:26,127 I thought so. 346 00:14:26,246 --> 00:14:28,746 But now I'm guessing no. 347 00:14:28,882 --> 00:14:32,750 It means "in the chapel style." 348 00:14:32,886 --> 00:14:34,802 It's a spiritual expression of your soul, 349 00:14:34,921 --> 00:14:37,767 and for one night a year, our souls get to soar. 350 00:14:39,676 --> 00:14:42,143 But not this year. 351 00:14:51,312 --> 00:14:52,271 Hey, Eden. 352 00:14:52,978 --> 00:14:54,462 Your lobby is filled with the most motley, 353 00:14:54,562 --> 00:14:57,158 sleazy, sketchy group of lowlifes I've ever seen. 354 00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:01,199 Oh, good! The Lutzes are here! 355 00:15:01,284 --> 00:15:02,901 What are they doing? 356 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,319 Uh, right now they're pretty much 357 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,737 just picking each other's pockets. 358 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,789 Perfect! All right, I'm gonna go over there 359 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,074 and have Haskell sign his will. 360 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,709 Give me two minutes, then send them up. 361 00:15:10,794 --> 00:15:12,544 - Okay. But hold my wallet. - Okay. 362 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,331 Damn it! 363 00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:23,254 Hello, Haskell. 364 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,056 I have the final copy of your will 365 00:15:25,142 --> 00:15:27,225 ready for your signature. As per your wishes, 366 00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:29,260 it includes everyone you care about. 367 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,730 Yes, it does. 368 00:15:31,815 --> 00:15:32,931 Yeeeep! 369 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,766 Looks like we're done. 370 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,488 Uh, not quite. Uh, Holly, 371 00:15:37,487 --> 00:15:38,686 you may have noticed 372 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,022 that someone is conspicuously absent from my will. 373 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:44,609 Who, "Thunderbutt" Magoo? 374 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,361 No. 375 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,829 You. 376 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,114 Holly, 377 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,449 I don't know what would have happened to me 378 00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:52,917 if it wasn't for you. 379 00:15:53,003 --> 00:15:55,253 You saved me. 380 00:15:55,338 --> 00:15:58,173 And that's why I didn't put you in my will. 381 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,960 Okay, you lost me... 382 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,629 I didn't want you to wait until my demise 383 00:16:04,765 --> 00:16:06,181 to express my gratitude. 384 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:10,101 I wanted you to be able to enjoy it while you were young. 385 00:16:10,187 --> 00:16:13,638 Well, I wanted you to be able to enjoy it. 386 00:16:13,774 --> 00:16:16,107 Holly... 387 00:16:16,193 --> 00:16:18,109 I treasure you. 388 00:16:19,863 --> 00:16:21,813 Haskell... 389 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,314 What did you do? [gasps] 390 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,949 - My God! - [laughs] 391 00:16:25,035 --> 00:16:27,819 Oh, my God, oh, my... 392 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,572 These must have cost a fortune! 393 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,373 Well, you know, I didn't know 394 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,626 whether to get you earrings or a necklace 395 00:16:34,711 --> 00:16:37,495 or bracelets, so I got you everything. 396 00:16:37,631 --> 00:16:39,214 It killed me not to say anything, 397 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,216 but, you know, I wanted it to be perfect. 398 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,669 Oh, it's more than perfect, you sweet, sweet man. 399 00:16:44,805 --> 00:16:45,753 [laughs] 400 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,338 [knock at door] 401 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,556 - I'll get it. - No, no, no! 402 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,892 - No, no, don't answer that! - Why not? 403 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,177 Because we're having a moment. 404 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,895 I don't want it to end! Oh! 405 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,397 [knocking] But it might be important. 406 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,234 No, no, no! Don't answer that door! 407 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,685 Why not? 408 00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:03,855 [sniffing] 409 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,657 Wait a minute. 410 00:17:05,742 --> 00:17:09,494 I smell beef jerky and gasoline. 411 00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:11,246 There's a Lutz out there! 412 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,865 No. There are dozens of 'em. 413 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,167 - How do you know? - I might have called 'em. 414 00:17:16,253 --> 00:17:18,169 - What? - I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 415 00:17:18,255 --> 00:17:19,838 But when you left me out of your will, 416 00:17:19,923 --> 00:17:22,040 I was so hurt, and then I got angry, real angry. 417 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,925 So I started calling prisons and carnivals... 418 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,793 Anywhere I could find a Lutz. 419 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,931 Do you have any idea what you've done? 420 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,433 I'm so sorry. What are we gonna do? 421 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,269 Uh... we could wait till morning. 422 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,137 Daylight scares them off. 423 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,723 Ah... who am I kidding? 424 00:17:38,859 --> 00:17:39,974 They're not gonna leave 425 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,310 until they get what they came for. 426 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,896 I'm gonna have to pay them off. 427 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,364 No. I will. 428 00:17:46,449 --> 00:17:47,732 - Are you sure? - Well... 429 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,400 Good idea! 430 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:52,120 [overlapping greetings] All right, Lutzes! 431 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,239 Here's the deal. 432 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,241 State your sob story, get your jewel, 433 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:57,876 and then get lost. 434 00:18:00,130 --> 00:18:01,913 Lenny Lutz, cousin. 435 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,915 I wanna form a boy band. 436 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:09,470 Ralph Lutz, uncle. 437 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,839 Opening a Chipotle. 438 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,593 Ruth Lutz, niece. 439 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:19,397 A dingo stole my baby. 440 00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:20,899 You're not even trying! 441 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,903 Haskell, what the hell are you doing? 442 00:18:24,988 --> 00:18:26,654 I'm a Lutz! 443 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,156 [giggling] 444 00:18:33,496 --> 00:18:35,330 [harmonica note] 445 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,497 [softly] One, two, three, four. 446 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,166 Crazy little guy named Stu 447 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,919 Well, buh-dooba-buh-do, this guy 448 00:18:41,004 --> 00:18:42,253 - The name's Stu - The name's Stu 449 00:18:42,339 --> 00:18:44,122 - Well, he's cool - So cool 450 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,790 Some would say almost hip 451 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,258 - We know - Woo woo 452 00:18:47,344 --> 00:18:48,509 - That he's the reason - Woo woo 453 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,094 - That we rock - Do do do 454 00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:52,297 And win the Acapalooza championship 455 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,681 Yeah, we love him 456 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,183 Crazy little guy named Stu 457 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,518 Crazy little guy named Stu 458 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:01,272 - Now, we didn't mean to - Ooh ooh 459 00:19:01,358 --> 00:19:04,025 - Make you go away - Doo doo 460 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,811 We're lost without you 461 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,563 Without you 462 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,031 Don's got a fever 463 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,150 And Eddie's in a cool, cool sweat 464 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:13,451 Doo doo wah, ticka-ticka-chhh 465 00:19:13,536 --> 00:19:15,903 Doo doo wah, bah-bah-bah 466 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,789 Bah-bah-bah-bow 467 00:19:17,874 --> 00:19:19,123 - We know - We know 468 00:19:19,209 --> 00:19:20,959 - Without Stu - Without Stu 469 00:19:21,044 --> 00:19:22,243 - We can't win - We can't win 470 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,796 He's a rock god wearing a cardigan 471 00:19:24,881 --> 00:19:26,581 - Cardigan - So I'm here 472 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,466 - I'm here - With the guys 473 00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:31,803 To say, Stuart Gardner, we apolo-gize 474 00:19:31,888 --> 00:19:34,088 Yeah, we love him, crazy little guy named Stu 475 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,757 Crazy little guy named Stu 476 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,508 He's a crazy little guy named Stu 477 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,143 We know he's kinda crazy 478 00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,429 He's a crazy little guy named 479 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:45,233 Stu-uuu-uuu, yeah 480 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,684 [singing stops] 481 00:19:54,009 --> 00:19:56,176 - Let's do this. - Yeah! 482 00:19:56,226 --> 00:20:00,776 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34207

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