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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,799 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:05,104 Here you go. One wine, one cosmo. 3 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:07,739 And for you, Haskell, a screaming orgasm. 4 00:00:07,740 --> 00:00:09,475 [Chuckles] 5 00:00:09,476 --> 00:00:11,314 - Don't be too loud. - [Laughs] 6 00:00:11,315 --> 00:00:14,256 I can't make any promises. 7 00:00:14,257 --> 00:00:15,525 [Chuckles] 8 00:00:15,526 --> 00:00:17,591 Really, Haskell? You're flirting with Nicki 9 00:00:17,592 --> 00:00:19,290 over naughty drink orders? 10 00:00:19,291 --> 00:00:20,660 Well, haven't you noticed the simmering 11 00:00:20,661 --> 00:00:23,615 sexual tension building between us? 12 00:00:24,499 --> 00:00:26,847 Uh, not even slightly. 13 00:00:27,672 --> 00:00:29,441 Honey, you gotta tell her how you feel. 14 00:00:29,442 --> 00:00:31,476 If you're nervous about doing it, just ask Phil. 15 00:00:31,477 --> 00:00:32,979 I mean, that guy could pick up anyone. 16 00:00:32,980 --> 00:00:34,994 Hey, I dated him. 17 00:00:35,947 --> 00:00:38,854 I'm sorry. What you two had was beautiful. 18 00:00:39,724 --> 00:00:41,096 Seriously, anyone. 19 00:00:42,362 --> 00:00:44,499 No, no, no, no. Phil can't know. 20 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:46,235 If I tell him, he'll tell Stuart, 21 00:00:46,236 --> 00:00:47,269 who will tell Nicki. 22 00:00:47,270 --> 00:00:49,003 I want the moment I reveal 23 00:00:49,004 --> 00:00:51,840 my true feelings to be a beautiful story 24 00:00:51,841 --> 00:00:53,880 I can tell my grandchildren. 25 00:00:53,881 --> 00:00:57,818 It all began when grandma gave me a screaming orgasm. 26 00:01:01,426 --> 00:01:02,595 - Oh, my God. - What? 27 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:03,598 - Don't look. - Where? 28 00:01:03,599 --> 00:01:05,934 - I said don't look! - Okay. 29 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:07,736 - Over there. - [Gasps] 30 00:01:07,737 --> 00:01:09,304 The silver fox? 31 00:01:09,305 --> 00:01:12,378 That's my old law school Professor, James Malcolm. 32 00:01:12,379 --> 00:01:14,380 Oh, my God, I had such a crush on him. 33 00:01:14,381 --> 00:01:18,620 That man could make tax law sound sexy. 34 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:21,855 "Primary residence cancelation of debt exclusion 35 00:01:21,856 --> 00:01:24,168 will improve financial liquidity." 36 00:01:24,761 --> 00:01:28,427 [Moans] 37 00:01:28,428 --> 00:01:29,461 Was that good for you? 38 00:01:29,462 --> 00:01:31,862 'Cause it made me a little queasy. 39 00:01:32,401 --> 00:01:34,352 Anyway, why don't you go say hello? 40 00:01:34,353 --> 00:01:36,702 Oh. [Chuckles] 41 00:01:36,703 --> 00:01:38,104 He wouldn't remember me. 42 00:01:38,105 --> 00:01:40,375 I mean, I was just a shy, awkward, 43 00:01:40,376 --> 00:01:43,246 uncannily brilliant student 44 00:01:43,247 --> 00:01:44,513 who was the envy of all her peers. 45 00:01:44,514 --> 00:01:49,186 - Just go. - Okay. 46 00:01:49,187 --> 00:01:50,520 Hi. Professor Malcolm? 47 00:01:50,521 --> 00:01:51,788 Sorry. Hi. 48 00:01:51,789 --> 00:01:53,091 You probably won't remember me. 49 00:01:53,092 --> 00:01:55,998 I'm Holly... Holly Franklin. 50 00:01:55,999 --> 00:01:58,133 - Of course I remember you. - [Laughs] 51 00:01:58,134 --> 00:02:01,471 You always challenged me, kept me on my toes, 52 00:02:01,472 --> 00:02:03,910 - questioned everything. - [Laughs] 53 00:02:03,911 --> 00:02:07,713 God, that was irritating. 54 00:02:07,714 --> 00:02:09,881 - I'm... I'm sorry. - No, no, no, don't be. 55 00:02:09,882 --> 00:02:11,484 It's what made you an outstanding student 56 00:02:11,485 --> 00:02:12,620 and me a better Professor. 57 00:02:12,621 --> 00:02:14,924 Really? Professor Malcolm, you have no idea 58 00:02:14,925 --> 00:02:16,091 how much that means to me. 59 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:18,159 - Please, call me James. - Oh, okay. 60 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,728 Why don't you join me for a drink? 61 00:02:19,729 --> 00:02:21,363 You wanna have a drink with me? 62 00:02:21,364 --> 00:02:22,465 Well, unless you're with somebody. 63 00:02:22,466 --> 00:02:24,770 A husband? Boyfriend? 64 00:02:24,771 --> 00:02:26,772 - No, just my girlfriend. - Ooh. 65 00:02:26,773 --> 00:02:30,041 No, no, no. 66 00:02:30,042 --> 00:02:32,177 No "ooh." 67 00:02:32,178 --> 00:02:33,713 She... she's not a girlfriend girlfriend. 68 00:02:33,714 --> 00:02:35,183 She's just a friend... Ms. Franklin, 69 00:02:35,184 --> 00:02:36,752 as I used to say in class: 70 00:02:36,753 --> 00:02:40,723 You have made your point, now sit down. 71 00:02:40,724 --> 00:02:42,157 Hey. Nicki, can we get two beers? 72 00:02:42,158 --> 00:02:43,326 Yeah, one second. Look, Steve. 73 00:02:43,327 --> 00:02:44,562 I know we were supposed to go out tonight, 74 00:02:44,563 --> 00:02:46,196 but something kinda came up. 75 00:02:46,197 --> 00:02:48,529 My grandma died. 76 00:02:48,530 --> 00:02:50,665 Yes, very, very sad. Very sad. 77 00:02:50,666 --> 00:02:52,135 Yes, okay, see ya! 78 00:02:53,337 --> 00:02:54,972 Grammie died? 79 00:02:54,973 --> 00:02:56,741 Yeah, she said you were a disappointment 80 00:02:56,742 --> 00:02:58,070 and took her own life. 81 00:03:00,678 --> 00:03:02,380 - What was that about? - Oh, just some guy. 82 00:03:02,381 --> 00:03:03,381 We went out a few times. 83 00:03:03,382 --> 00:03:04,383 We were supposed to have dinner tonight, 84 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:05,451 but I cancelled. 85 00:03:05,452 --> 00:03:06,619 - Why'd you cancel? - No reason. 86 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,418 Let it go. Come on, Nicki, come on. 87 00:03:08,419 --> 00:03:11,422 Come on, we're back in each other's lives, huh? 88 00:03:11,423 --> 00:03:14,022 You can tell me anything. Okay. 89 00:03:14,023 --> 00:03:15,955 I'm a little nervous he's gonna wanna go back 90 00:03:15,956 --> 00:03:17,056 to his place and have sex. 91 00:03:17,057 --> 00:03:19,991 I'm out. 92 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:22,192 What's the big deal? You're a single woman now. 93 00:03:22,193 --> 00:03:23,660 What's wrong with having a little fun? 94 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:25,961 Well, what's wrong is I haven't been with a guy 95 00:03:25,962 --> 00:03:27,663 who wasn't my husband in 20 years, 96 00:03:27,664 --> 00:03:28,697 it's a little scary. 97 00:03:28,698 --> 00:03:29,831 You know, do I still look good? 98 00:03:29,832 --> 00:03:30,931 Am I doin' it right? 99 00:03:30,932 --> 00:03:33,080 Do things still go where they used to? 100 00:03:34,035 --> 00:03:35,916 Nah, they switched everything around. 101 00:03:36,671 --> 00:03:38,604 No, I'm just playing. I'm just playing. 102 00:03:38,605 --> 00:03:41,375 Look, Nicki, stop overthinking it, all right? 103 00:03:41,376 --> 00:03:44,209 All you gotta do is find a guy and knock one out. 104 00:03:44,210 --> 00:03:45,745 Oh. 105 00:03:45,746 --> 00:03:47,215 Yes, great idea. 106 00:03:47,216 --> 00:03:49,818 And maybe I could buy myself something pretty 107 00:03:49,819 --> 00:03:52,218 with the money he leaves on the nightstand. 108 00:03:54,058 --> 00:03:55,426 [Upbeat music] 109 00:03:55,427 --> 00:04:01,474 Sync and corrections by ~drunk~brayanatsix www.addic7ed.com 110 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:04,424 The Exes - S03E20 The Old Man and the Holly 111 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,546 - Morning. - Morning. 112 00:04:09,547 --> 00:04:10,581 That was fun last night. 113 00:04:10,582 --> 00:04:13,383 Ooh, it certainly was, Professor. 114 00:04:13,384 --> 00:04:14,918 Oh, I learned a few things 115 00:04:14,919 --> 00:04:18,002 you definitely didn't cover in class. 116 00:04:19,161 --> 00:04:20,728 Time for your pills, Mr. Malcolm. 117 00:04:20,729 --> 00:04:22,230 Holy crap. 118 00:04:22,231 --> 00:04:24,231 It's okay. It's my nurse. 119 00:04:24,232 --> 00:04:25,632 You have a live-in nurse? 120 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:28,129 No, I share her with everyone on the floor. 121 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:31,741 The floor? 122 00:04:33,945 --> 00:04:35,646 Where the hell am I? 123 00:04:35,647 --> 00:04:38,626 This is an assisted living facility. 124 00:04:39,551 --> 00:04:42,287 An old-age home? 125 00:04:42,288 --> 00:04:43,889 No, it's nothing like that. 126 00:04:43,890 --> 00:04:45,023 I've had some medical issues, 127 00:04:45,024 --> 00:04:46,792 and it makes life easier living here. 128 00:04:46,793 --> 00:04:47,926 I mean, they've got everything. 129 00:04:47,927 --> 00:04:49,661 It's like living in a hotel. 130 00:04:49,662 --> 00:04:52,831 [Motorized bed whirrs] 131 00:04:55,905 --> 00:04:57,373 This doesn't bother you, does it? 132 00:04:57,374 --> 00:05:00,406 No. 133 00:05:02,532 --> 00:05:05,130 [Upbeat music] 134 00:05:05,131 --> 00:05:06,964 - Hi, hi. - Hey, Eden. 135 00:05:06,965 --> 00:05:09,865 So how was your Tuesday with morrie? 136 00:05:12,866 --> 00:05:13,999 It was great. 137 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:14,234 We laughed. We caught up. 138 00:05:14,235 --> 00:05:15,336 We went back to his place. 139 00:05:15,337 --> 00:05:16,239 His place? Does that mean... 140 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:19,140 Well, let's just say I earned a little extra credit. 141 00:05:19,741 --> 00:05:21,141 [Chuckles] 142 00:05:21,142 --> 00:05:23,176 Teacher has a new pet. [Chuckles] 143 00:05:23,877 --> 00:05:27,076 I finished top of my class... Stop. 144 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:28,788 Sounds like you two have a nice thing. 145 00:05:28,789 --> 00:05:30,078 Yes. 146 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:31,292 Yes, we do. 147 00:05:31,293 --> 00:05:33,126 We certainly do. 148 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:35,984 What's wrong? 149 00:05:37,321 --> 00:05:40,078 It's just his living situation isn't ideal. 150 00:05:40,079 --> 00:05:42,923 Ugh, Holly, you always find something to nitpick. 151 00:05:42,924 --> 00:05:45,025 What is it this time? Place too small? 152 00:05:45,026 --> 00:05:46,161 No view? 153 00:05:46,162 --> 00:05:49,622 He lives in an assisted living facility. 154 00:05:50,397 --> 00:05:51,633 An old-age home? 155 00:05:52,466 --> 00:05:54,267 No. It's nothing like that. 156 00:05:54,268 --> 00:05:57,071 It's more like a swanky hotel 157 00:05:57,072 --> 00:05:59,261 with high toilets and a crash cart. 158 00:06:00,975 --> 00:06:02,240 Okay. 159 00:06:02,241 --> 00:06:03,841 Well, the important thing is you gave it a try. 160 00:06:03,842 --> 00:06:05,043 You widened the net. 161 00:06:05,044 --> 00:06:06,991 Now, it's time to tighten it up a notch. 162 00:06:08,082 --> 00:06:09,315 Really? 'Cause I was thinkin' 163 00:06:09,316 --> 00:06:11,484 maybe I might sorta see him again. 164 00:06:11,485 --> 00:06:14,122 In the home? 165 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:17,692 It is assisted living for the active adult. 166 00:06:17,693 --> 00:06:20,927 And let me tell you... He is very active. 167 00:06:20,928 --> 00:06:24,768 And what we did last night was very adult. 168 00:06:24,769 --> 00:06:27,332 Holly, come on. You gotta dump father time. 169 00:06:29,008 --> 00:06:31,608 Listen. James is a great guy. 170 00:06:31,609 --> 00:06:34,779 I mean... and he thinks I'm smart and beautiful. 171 00:06:34,780 --> 00:06:36,883 He couldn't take his eyes off me. 172 00:06:36,884 --> 00:06:39,589 That's because he was trying to remember who you are. 173 00:06:44,689 --> 00:06:46,174 [Knocking on door] 174 00:06:47,192 --> 00:06:49,718 [Sighs] 175 00:06:51,128 --> 00:06:52,395 Oh, hey, Nicki. What's up? 176 00:06:52,396 --> 00:06:53,764 Hey, Phil. 177 00:06:53,765 --> 00:06:56,002 I've just been thinking about this whole sex thing... 178 00:06:56,003 --> 00:06:57,272 - Mm. - And you're right. 179 00:06:57,273 --> 00:06:59,707 I just gotta get it over with and knock one out. 180 00:06:59,708 --> 00:07:01,976 [Laughs] 181 00:07:01,977 --> 00:07:04,112 There you go. Knock one out. 182 00:07:04,113 --> 00:07:06,747 [Laughs] [Laughs] 183 00:07:06,748 --> 00:07:09,977 So when's good for you? 184 00:07:12,279 --> 00:07:13,846 Wait, whoa. Um, uh... 185 00:07:13,847 --> 00:07:15,445 [Chuckles] You wanna do it with me? 186 00:07:15,446 --> 00:07:16,780 Yeah, look, I know it sounds crazy, 187 00:07:16,781 --> 00:07:17,947 but it's like you said. 188 00:07:17,948 --> 00:07:19,716 I just need one night of meaningless sex. 189 00:07:19,717 --> 00:07:21,986 And what could be more meaningless than with you? 190 00:07:24,385 --> 00:07:26,516 Uh, I'm sorry, Nicki. I just can't do this. 191 00:07:26,517 --> 00:07:28,386 Wow, wow. Okay, great. 192 00:07:28,387 --> 00:07:30,323 My new sex life is off to a great start. 193 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:31,505 I can't even give it away. 194 00:07:32,624 --> 00:07:35,360 No, Nicki, you're a hottie. 195 00:07:35,361 --> 00:07:37,465 It's just that you're also Stuart's sister. 196 00:07:37,466 --> 00:07:39,232 Look, don't worry. He'll never know. 197 00:07:39,233 --> 00:07:41,399 I promise. 198 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:42,702 - I don't know. - Come on. 199 00:07:42,703 --> 00:07:44,939 It's not like I'm asking you to help me move. 200 00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:47,576 Be a pal. Do me! 201 00:07:53,219 --> 00:07:57,287 - Okay. - Yeah? 202 00:07:57,288 --> 00:07:59,255 - But you're gonna owe me. - Oh, okay. 203 00:07:59,256 --> 00:08:00,390 All right. 204 00:08:00,391 --> 00:08:01,959 So meet me at my place tomorrow night. 205 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:03,663 No flowers, no champagne. 206 00:08:03,664 --> 00:08:05,333 Just show up and we'll get down to business. 207 00:08:05,334 --> 00:08:07,335 I will be there, 208 00:08:07,336 --> 00:08:10,839 but a little sweet talk wouldn't kill you. 209 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,074 Oh, Phil. 210 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,142 You didn't tell me we have company. 211 00:08:14,143 --> 00:08:16,611 Why, hello, Nicki. Lovely to see you. 212 00:08:16,612 --> 00:08:18,413 Lovely to see you too, Haskell. 213 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:21,619 Well, then we agree. It's lovely to see each other. 214 00:08:23,490 --> 00:08:26,489 Yeah, sure. See ya. 215 00:08:30,255 --> 00:08:33,025 Curious visit. 216 00:08:33,026 --> 00:08:35,331 Stuart's not here. 217 00:08:35,332 --> 00:08:37,769 What... or should I say who... 218 00:08:37,770 --> 00:08:41,271 Could've drawn her over here? 219 00:08:41,272 --> 00:08:43,305 Listen, Haskell, I got a problem, 220 00:08:43,306 --> 00:08:44,940 and I can only talk to you about it. 221 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:47,476 If I told Stuart, he would flip out. 222 00:08:47,477 --> 00:08:50,479 Unburden yourself. I am here for you, my friend. 223 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,082 Okay. 224 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:54,119 Nicki wants to have sex with me, and I said yes. 225 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,622 You son of a bitch! 226 00:09:02,434 --> 00:09:04,302 What? 227 00:09:04,303 --> 00:09:08,705 That... That... That's how Stuart would react 228 00:09:08,706 --> 00:09:10,940 if he caught wind of this. 229 00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:12,507 And that's why he can't know. 230 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:14,642 Nicki hasn't done it with anyone since her divorce, 231 00:09:14,643 --> 00:09:16,678 and she wants to get the first time over with. 232 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:18,782 But it should be with someone who worships her, 233 00:09:18,783 --> 00:09:20,818 who... who puts her on a pedestal, 234 00:09:20,819 --> 00:09:23,587 who writes her name in syrup on his pancakes. 235 00:09:25,624 --> 00:09:28,359 Why you? 236 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:32,363 Come on. [Chuckles] 237 00:09:37,136 --> 00:09:41,172 - That was nice. - It certainly was. 238 00:09:41,173 --> 00:09:42,740 James. Mm? 239 00:09:42,741 --> 00:09:44,642 Let's go do something. 240 00:09:44,643 --> 00:09:46,142 The night is young. 241 00:09:46,143 --> 00:09:48,145 - And so are we. - Yeah. 242 00:09:48,146 --> 00:09:49,580 Let me check the activities calendar. 243 00:09:49,581 --> 00:09:51,415 All right. 244 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:52,415 [Groans] 245 00:09:52,416 --> 00:09:54,016 What do we have? 246 00:09:54,017 --> 00:09:56,082 It's bingo night, 247 00:09:56,083 --> 00:09:57,783 and there's karate for seniors, 248 00:09:57,784 --> 00:10:02,692 and there's a talk on overcoming your fear of computers. 249 00:10:02,693 --> 00:10:05,894 James, let's get the hell out of here. 250 00:10:05,895 --> 00:10:06,995 - You're right. - Yeah. 251 00:10:06,996 --> 00:10:09,233 I've become complacent living here. 252 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,435 That's what I love about you. 253 00:10:10,436 --> 00:10:12,838 You make me feel young and alive. 254 00:10:12,839 --> 00:10:16,041 Stick with me, and you will feel like a kid again. 255 00:10:16,042 --> 00:10:17,980 Oh, no. Hey, hey, hey! 256 00:10:19,011 --> 00:10:20,612 Are you all right? Help! 257 00:10:20,613 --> 00:10:23,648 I've fallen, and I can't get up! 258 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:29,729 [Upbeat music] 259 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,369 Oh, where you off to? 260 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:38,406 Nowhere. [Laughs] 261 00:10:38,407 --> 00:10:39,807 [Laughing] 262 00:10:39,808 --> 00:10:41,440 Come on. Come on. All dressed up? 263 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,175 [Sniffing] 264 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,710 Smelling pretty. [Laughs nervously] 265 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,347 Huh? Huh? 266 00:10:46,348 --> 00:10:49,683 You are on your way to get some strange. 267 00:10:49,684 --> 00:10:51,818 [Laughing] 268 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,620 No, no, no strange. 269 00:10:53,621 --> 00:10:56,089 Stuart, if you must know, I'm... 270 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:59,359 Off to help a friend out. 271 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:02,863 Sounds like a Booty call. 272 00:11:02,864 --> 00:11:04,865 Wish I had a friend like that. 273 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,767 No, you don't. 274 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:08,935 I'm gonna go. 275 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,368 Yeah! Yeah, yeah. 276 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:11,769 Don't wanna keep the lady waiting. 277 00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:13,036 Phil, you know... 278 00:11:13,037 --> 00:11:16,544 Sometimes I wish I could be you, just for one night. 279 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:20,113 Trust me, Stuart, this isn't the night. 280 00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:24,950 Hey. Hey, Haskell. 281 00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:28,791 Phil is on his way to have sex with your sister. 282 00:11:28,792 --> 00:11:30,026 What? 283 00:11:30,027 --> 00:11:31,094 You heard me! 284 00:11:31,095 --> 00:11:33,264 Phil, Nicki, boom-boom! 285 00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:37,471 My sister is his Booty call? 286 00:11:37,472 --> 00:11:38,973 Yeah, I tried to talk him out of it, 287 00:11:38,974 --> 00:11:41,775 but this is something that only a brother can do. 288 00:11:41,776 --> 00:11:44,078 Millions of women in New York and he has to have Nicki? 289 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,516 It's an outrage! 290 00:11:47,086 --> 00:11:49,056 You know what, this is sleazy, even for Phil. 291 00:11:49,057 --> 00:11:50,220 I know. 292 00:11:50,221 --> 00:11:51,486 I mean, just because she asked him 293 00:11:51,487 --> 00:11:52,653 there's no reason he should've said yes. 294 00:11:52,654 --> 00:11:57,294 Go get 'em, champ. 295 00:11:57,295 --> 00:11:59,797 - Hang on, she asked him? - Not important. Now go. 296 00:11:59,798 --> 00:12:01,232 No, no, no. Come on, come on, come on. 297 00:12:01,233 --> 00:12:02,968 Why would she ask him? 298 00:12:02,969 --> 00:12:04,872 Some nonsense about getting the first time out of the way. 299 00:12:04,873 --> 00:12:06,274 Now scoot. 300 00:12:06,275 --> 00:12:08,777 Oh. Yeah. No, that's a difficult time. 301 00:12:08,778 --> 00:12:11,950 I remember after my divorce I was so insecure. 302 00:12:11,951 --> 00:12:14,322 Was I still desirable? Could I please my partner? 303 00:12:14,323 --> 00:12:16,856 Less chatter, more rage! 304 00:12:19,127 --> 00:12:22,766 Mm. You know what? Nicki's a grown woman. 305 00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:25,533 If this is what she wants, who am I to stop her? 306 00:12:25,534 --> 00:12:30,238 Well, if you're not gonna do something about this, I will. 307 00:12:30,239 --> 00:12:32,773 'Cause if there's one thing I know, 308 00:12:32,774 --> 00:12:35,575 it's how to stop a woman from having sex. 309 00:12:36,543 --> 00:12:39,515 [Upbeat music] 310 00:12:41,183 --> 00:12:44,753 I got two pair. What do you got, Holly? 311 00:12:44,754 --> 00:12:46,388 Wha? 312 00:12:46,389 --> 00:12:49,857 She says, "what do you have, dear?" 313 00:12:49,858 --> 00:12:53,061 Well, I got some red cards and some black cards. 314 00:12:53,062 --> 00:12:55,361 And... one of 'em's wearing a hat. 315 00:12:55,362 --> 00:12:58,196 That's the meds. 316 00:12:58,197 --> 00:13:00,498 They mess with your vision and your hearing. 317 00:13:00,499 --> 00:13:02,735 Here, try these. 318 00:13:03,737 --> 00:13:06,337 Oh, well, that's better. 319 00:13:06,338 --> 00:13:07,972 I got nothing. 320 00:13:07,973 --> 00:13:09,777 How's your hip feeling? 321 00:13:09,778 --> 00:13:11,911 Oh, it's seen better days, but who hasn't? 322 00:13:11,912 --> 00:13:13,614 [Laughter] 323 00:13:13,615 --> 00:13:15,882 - Hello, ladies! - [Various exclamations] 324 00:13:15,883 --> 00:13:17,220 How's your card game? 325 00:13:17,221 --> 00:13:20,022 Oh, they're killing me. I'm down 87 cents. 326 00:13:20,023 --> 00:13:21,488 Ooh. 327 00:13:21,489 --> 00:13:23,424 Holly, I thought tonight we'd go out to dinner for a change. 328 00:13:23,425 --> 00:13:24,759 Why? 329 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,830 They're serving sliced beef in the dining room. 330 00:13:26,831 --> 00:13:29,834 And there's a rumor there might be a pudding bar. 331 00:13:29,835 --> 00:13:31,334 Well, I'm gonna hit the shower. 332 00:13:31,335 --> 00:13:32,502 Wha? 333 00:13:32,503 --> 00:13:33,669 I said I'm gonna hit the shower. 334 00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:36,037 Well, don't be a hero. Use the rails. 335 00:13:39,877 --> 00:13:42,578 Hi, hi. Oh! I must have the wrong room. 336 00:13:42,579 --> 00:13:44,346 I'm looking for... 337 00:13:46,048 --> 00:13:47,515 Holy crap. 338 00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:50,617 Hi, Eden. Come on in. 339 00:13:50,618 --> 00:13:52,753 I want you to meet ruthie and pearl. 340 00:13:52,754 --> 00:13:54,488 This is Eden. 341 00:13:54,489 --> 00:13:57,291 And what grade are you in? 342 00:13:57,292 --> 00:14:00,096 What? I'm a grown woman. 343 00:14:00,097 --> 00:14:04,398 Yes, you are. You're a big girl. 344 00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:08,736 Excuse us. 345 00:14:08,737 --> 00:14:09,938 Oh! 346 00:14:09,939 --> 00:14:11,271 Holly, what the hell is going on? 347 00:14:11,272 --> 00:14:12,772 Why haven't you answered my texts? 348 00:14:12,773 --> 00:14:15,144 Oh, those letters are too tiny. 349 00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:18,612 What happened to you? Why are you in a wheelchair? 350 00:14:18,613 --> 00:14:20,280 I fell out of bed and I hurt my hip. 351 00:14:20,281 --> 00:14:22,284 They're letting me stay here until it gets better. 352 00:14:22,285 --> 00:14:24,120 Listen, you've gotta get out of here, okay? 353 00:14:24,121 --> 00:14:25,587 You've turned into an old lady. 354 00:14:25,588 --> 00:14:27,454 Don't be ridiculous. 355 00:14:27,455 --> 00:14:29,123 Why do you have to wear so much makeup? 356 00:14:29,124 --> 00:14:31,594 You're such a pretty girl. 357 00:14:31,595 --> 00:14:33,797 Holly! 358 00:14:33,798 --> 00:14:35,966 This place is sucking the life out of you. 359 00:14:35,967 --> 00:14:37,967 No, it's wonderful! 360 00:14:37,968 --> 00:14:40,970 This place has food, crafts, activities. 361 00:14:40,971 --> 00:14:42,873 [Gasps] Tomorrow they're bringing in puppies 362 00:14:42,874 --> 00:14:44,441 for us to pet. 363 00:14:44,442 --> 00:14:46,244 That's it, I'm taking you out of here. 364 00:14:46,245 --> 00:14:48,277 No, no, no! 365 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,845 No! Get your hand off the brake! 366 00:14:49,846 --> 00:14:51,882 I'm not leaving! 367 00:14:51,883 --> 00:14:53,819 I can't stand seeing you like this. 368 00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:57,721 The Holly I know is a vital, young... ish woman. 369 00:14:57,722 --> 00:15:00,192 I still am! 370 00:15:00,193 --> 00:15:03,097 You have oatmeal in your hair. 371 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,901 [Upbeat music] 372 00:15:09,902 --> 00:15:13,538 [Knocking on door] 373 00:15:16,072 --> 00:15:17,774 Hey. 374 00:15:17,775 --> 00:15:19,209 Look, I don't know what you have in mind, 375 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,877 but I'ma need a glass of wine first. 376 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,276 Huh? 377 00:15:22,277 --> 00:15:23,645 Oh! These. 378 00:15:23,646 --> 00:15:25,915 No, the pipe under my bathroom sink is leaking. 379 00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:27,449 Come on in. Okay. 380 00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:28,950 Have a drink. 381 00:15:28,951 --> 00:15:30,450 I am already two ahead of you. 382 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,619 Ha, sounds good. [Laughs] 383 00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:34,623 Okay. 384 00:15:34,624 --> 00:15:37,091 So... 385 00:15:37,092 --> 00:15:38,960 You wanna take it off? 386 00:15:38,961 --> 00:15:40,628 Yeah. 387 00:15:40,629 --> 00:15:44,569 - Uh, your jacket. - I know! Yeah! 388 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:46,905 It's coming off right now. 389 00:15:47,973 --> 00:15:49,238 - All right. - All right. 390 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,341 [Both laughing] 391 00:15:50,342 --> 00:15:52,478 So what do you usually do first? 392 00:15:52,479 --> 00:15:55,149 I usually don't talk about what I do first. 393 00:15:55,150 --> 00:15:56,449 Right. 394 00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:58,350 Right, right, right, right, right, right, right. 395 00:15:58,351 --> 00:16:00,285 [Laughing] 396 00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:04,326 That was awkward and stilted. Let's make sex! 397 00:16:06,996 --> 00:16:08,262 Uh, okay. 398 00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:11,368 [Both stammering] 399 00:16:11,369 --> 00:16:13,301 I'm just gonna... Okay. 400 00:16:13,302 --> 00:16:15,469 [Laughs] 401 00:16:17,037 --> 00:16:18,471 Something wrong? 402 00:16:18,472 --> 00:16:21,711 No. No. It's very... hot. 403 00:16:21,712 --> 00:16:23,212 - Uh-huh. - You keep going. 404 00:16:23,213 --> 00:16:24,179 - Okay. - Okay. 405 00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:25,880 Here we go. 406 00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:28,483 [Giggling] 407 00:16:28,484 --> 00:16:29,618 What? 408 00:16:29,619 --> 00:16:31,552 I'm a little ticklish. [Babbles] 409 00:16:31,553 --> 00:16:33,286 [Both laughing] 410 00:16:33,287 --> 00:16:35,021 Try the ear. I'm on my way. 411 00:16:35,022 --> 00:16:36,889 The ear, okay? I'm on my way. 412 00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:38,156 Good. 413 00:16:38,157 --> 00:16:40,927 Ooh, ooh. 414 00:16:40,928 --> 00:16:42,130 I'm sorry, did you just whimper? 415 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,534 No! No. No whimper. 416 00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:44,900 I'm a little nervous. I'm a little... 417 00:16:44,901 --> 00:16:46,671 Come on, Nicki. Shake it off, shake it off. 418 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,139 Head in the game! Head... in... the game! 419 00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:51,474 All right! Here we go! 420 00:16:51,475 --> 00:16:52,809 Ready? Yeah! 421 00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:57,281 This is gonna be great. This is gonna be magical. 422 00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:58,382 You ready? 423 00:16:58,383 --> 00:17:00,017 Bring it. 424 00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:01,317 Bring it. All right. 425 00:17:01,318 --> 00:17:02,783 Okay. 426 00:17:05,555 --> 00:17:07,858 Wh-what's the matter? Why are you stopping? 427 00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:09,762 Um, you're my best friend's sister 428 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,329 and I'm having a hard time doing this 429 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:12,631 and not thinking about Stuart. 430 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,567 - Oh, really? - Yeah, yeah. 431 00:17:14,568 --> 00:17:16,035 Okay. Ha. 432 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,935 Does Stuart have these? 433 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:32,584 Nuh, no. No, he does not. 434 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:36,985 [Clears throat] This is happening now. 435 00:17:36,986 --> 00:17:38,787 - It's going down. - Yeah. 436 00:17:38,788 --> 00:17:40,523 - Yeah. - Yeah. 437 00:17:40,524 --> 00:17:41,825 You can take your... Thank you! 438 00:17:41,826 --> 00:17:43,061 - Yeah! - Thank you. 439 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,497 Oh, I'm sorry. 440 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:45,699 I can't do this. 441 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:46,866 I thought I could, 442 00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:48,835 but I guess I'm just not a "knock one out" kind of girl. 443 00:17:48,836 --> 00:17:50,170 Nicki, it's all right. All right? 444 00:17:50,171 --> 00:17:51,905 You're a beautiful, sexy woman. 445 00:17:51,906 --> 00:17:54,073 And you're gonna meet a guy and it's gonna feel right 446 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,839 and it's just gonna happen. [Sighs] 447 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,375 Thank you, Phil. 448 00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:58,676 No doubt. 449 00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:01,379 You're a sweetheart. 450 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:04,517 [Pipe bursts, water leaking] 451 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,185 Oh, no. 452 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,754 My pipe burst. 453 00:18:09,794 --> 00:18:11,563 It really has been a while, huh? 454 00:18:11,564 --> 00:18:13,601 [Laughs] 455 00:18:21,878 --> 00:18:25,483 Hi, Eden. 456 00:18:25,484 --> 00:18:26,818 Well, look who's back. 457 00:18:26,819 --> 00:18:28,318 I'm so glad you came to your senses 458 00:18:28,319 --> 00:18:30,051 and finally got out of the old folks' home. 459 00:18:30,052 --> 00:18:32,452 - Actually, James dumped me. - What? 460 00:18:32,453 --> 00:18:36,156 Yeah. He said I was slowing him down. 461 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:38,860 He wanted somebody with more vitality and... 462 00:18:38,861 --> 00:18:40,262 Spunk. I don't know. 463 00:18:40,263 --> 00:18:43,729 I forget the rest, I nodded out. 464 00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:45,263 - Well, I'm proud of you. - Aww. 465 00:18:45,264 --> 00:18:46,665 It didn't work out with James, 466 00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:49,337 but the important thing is you put yourself out there. 467 00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:50,539 You're right. 468 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:51,839 Next time, I'm gonna find a guy 469 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,240 a little more my speed, you know? 470 00:18:53,241 --> 00:18:55,609 Ooh, like that one. 471 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,047 Hey, there. 472 00:18:59,048 --> 00:19:00,849 Oh... no. 473 00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:02,617 Where are you going? I can't... 474 00:19:02,618 --> 00:19:04,284 Slow down. 475 00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:12,460 [Frantic knocking on door] 476 00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:19,467 Oh, no. 477 00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:20,569 I'm too late. 478 00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:22,037 Too late for what? 479 00:19:22,038 --> 00:19:23,638 You and Nicki. 480 00:19:23,639 --> 00:19:28,842 Oh. Man, I was in the bathroom taking care of her pipes. 481 00:19:28,843 --> 00:19:31,643 I don't think anyone's snaked that thing in years! 482 00:19:31,644 --> 00:19:33,312 - I'll kill you! - Whoa! 483 00:19:33,313 --> 00:19:34,880 Whoa! Ha-Haskell! 484 00:19:34,881 --> 00:19:36,817 Haskell! Haskell! Ha... 485 00:19:36,818 --> 00:19:39,154 [Both struggling] 486 00:19:39,155 --> 00:19:42,658 The pipes under her sink burst and I fixed them. 487 00:19:44,692 --> 00:19:47,995 - So you didn't? - No! We didn't. 488 00:19:47,996 --> 00:19:49,496 Anyway, why do you care? 489 00:19:49,497 --> 00:19:51,662 Because I'm in love with Nicki. 490 00:19:51,663 --> 00:19:53,630 What? 491 00:19:54,931 --> 00:20:00,576 Sync and corrections by ~drunk~brayanatsix www.addic7ed.com 492 00:20:00,626 --> 00:20:05,176 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33734

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