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Stuart!
Come on, man.
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You've been in there
for, like, 45 minutes.
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What's taking
so long?
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Almost there.
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Just deciding on the right shoes
to go with the outfit.
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Buddy, we're going
to the bar to meet women,
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not turn into them.
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Hi.
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[Chuckles]
Hey, somebody's on the hunt.
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I haven't had
a date in months.
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This Kitty
needs to prowl.
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So what's
the hold up?
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Stuart.
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He's trying to find shoes
to match his purse.
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Listen, Phil, thank you so
much for letting him tag along.
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You know, he's just
getting back in the game.
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So try to be patient
with him, okay?
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Hey, princess,
let's shake it!
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You know, if you're in
a hurry, uh, you can go ahead.
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Oh, no way.
I need you guys.
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There's nothing more pathetic
than the solo walk-in.
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It's like
you're saying:
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"I'm just here to drink
and meet a man,"
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and I don't like
to tip my hand that early.
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All right, let's go
get some ladies.
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Some lovely ladies,
some luscious ladies.
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Maybe the solo walk-in
wouldn't be so bad.
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All right,
easy, easy.
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A little left,
a little left.
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Angle it, angle it,
angle it, angle it!
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Okay, fellas.
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[Door shuts]
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Um...I'll
go first.
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Haskell, what's with
the coffin?
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Well, I was taking
my after dinner constitutional
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when this guy walks up
to me and he says,
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"hey, want to buy
a coffin?
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It's in my van
in the alley."
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So being a street-smart
new yorker, I said,
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"sure."
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Haskell, you can't keep
a coffin in the apartment.
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Trust me, it won't
be here long.
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I'll put up some posters
in the building,
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and someone
will grab it.
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In fact, I just saw old
Mrs. Snyder in the lobby,
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looking particularly creaky.
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It was like she was
giving death a piggyback ride.
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[Upbeat pop music]
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♪ ♪
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Ah, well, thank you
for the walk-in, boys.
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Now mama needs
to fly solo.
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All right, I feel
like getting crazy tonight.
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Ah, what's in
a "pomerita"?
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One shot
of tequila,
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no shot of
getting a woman.
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Barkeep, two beers please.
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- Hey... oh, hey.
- Hi.
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How we doing
over here?
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We're doing
all right.
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Yeah, well, maybe we could
do better than all right.
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Yeah, my name is Phillip,
this here's my friend...
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Hi, Dr. Stuart
Gardner, dds.
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I'm a dentist
and I'm divorced.
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Although the dds stands
for "dentist," not "divorced."
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Although it could stand
for "divorced dentist Stuart,"
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that just occurred
to me.
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Wow.
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If I ever feel like
I'm having too much sex,
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you're my wingman.
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Stuart, only way
you can get this right
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is if you do it
on your own, okay?
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So...Fly,
baby bird.
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Fly away
from the nest.
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- Yeah, but...
- Yeah, yeah.
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Fly, fly, fly,
be free.
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Be free.
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- Stuart.
- Hm?
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Stuart, okay.
[Clears throat]
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So the really cute guy that
just moved into our building
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is sitting
right over there.
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No, don't look!
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I need to figure out
a way to meet him.
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Why don't you just go up
and say "hi, I'm Holly"?
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The world's just rainbows
and butterflies with you,
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isn't it, Stuart?
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Here's the plan, okay?
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You are going to pretend
to harass me.
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And then I'll protest and sit
at his table for protection.
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Come on,
it'll work.
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Let's go, come on.
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Okay, yeah, all right.
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Excuse me, miss,
if you're free for dinner...
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Get your hand
off my ass, you freak!
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Can I sit here? This guy's
been bothering me all night.
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Sure.
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Hi, I'm Jason.
Hey, I'm Holly.
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Don't we live
in the same building?
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We do?
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Talk about fate.
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- Or just good luck.
- Yeah.
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So, um, when did you
and your wife move in?
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Oh, a couple weeks ago,
and I'm not married.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm not...
[Gagging]
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You okay?
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I... it's just a popcorn kernel
went down the...
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[Gagging sounds]
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Can I get you
a glass of water?
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- I'm fine, I'm fine.
- Yeah?
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Just tell me more
about yourself.
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Okay.
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Let's see, um...
I'm an architect.
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Oh, my God, I'm such
a big fan of buildings.
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[Choking]
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Okay, you know what, I've got
an early morning tomorrow.
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I hope we can see each other
around the building.
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Really sorry.
Okay.
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Oh, my God,
it just went down.
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Wait!
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So...
[Chuckling]
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I get it.
You're into me.
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I'm into you.
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I think we're speaking
the same language.
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[Speaks serbian]
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I'm sorry, what?
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[Speaking serbian]
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[Replying in serbian]
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[Laughs]
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[Speaking serbian]
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You speak
foreign hot girl?
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- Serbian.
- Oh.
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And yes, I-I have a lot
of serf patients.
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I thought it would
help my practice
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if I learned
the language.
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[Speaking serbian]
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[Replying in serbian]
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See you later, Phil.
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Oh, hey!
[Laughing]
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Stuart, buddy,
what's the rush?
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Well, I could help you
with the language,
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but the only way you're going
to learn to do this right
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is if you fly,
baby bird, fly.
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Oh, come on, man, look.
Look, look, wait, wait, wait.
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Listen, man, help me out
with this, please?
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- All right.
- Okay, all right.
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- What's her name?
- Tatiana.
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Whoo!
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Even her name
is hot.
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Why don't you come
over here and sit down?
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And tell Tatiana she looks
absolutely beautiful.
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[Conversing in serbian]
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She says you're sweet
and you have a sexy smile.
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Yeah.
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Uh, or she said
you have too many teeth.
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I'm still getting used
to the accent.
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Uh, yeah, well, uh,
ask her
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what's she doing in New York.
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[Conversing in serbian]
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She's a lingerie model.
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Pow!
[Grunting]
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All right, uh...
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Tell her it's awfully
noisy in here.
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Uh, why doesn't she come up to
the apartment for a drink?
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Uh, that's kind of quick,
isn't it, Phil? I mean...
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Stuart, not in my world.
Just say it.
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You're going
to scare her off if...
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- Please?
- Just say it.
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[Conversing in serbian]
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She bought it.
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Wow, I just picked up
a lingerie model.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, ha-ha!
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Congratulations, I'll let
you know if you get lucky.
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Come on.
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[Humming vigorously]
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A beauty, ain't it?
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- Bye-bye.
- Oh, no!
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No, no, no.
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No, no,
stay, stay.
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Haskell, do something
about that thing.
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It's a mood killer.
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There.
Now it's decor.
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So here...
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Come on in.
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[Loudly]
Have a seat.
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Hello.
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[Speaking serbian]
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I'm sorry, what?
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[Speaking serbian]
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[Popping sound]
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Oh!
I get it.
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You want champagne.
Champagne.
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Da! Da.
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Perfect.
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Listen, I'm going to go
find some champagne.
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You keep Tatiana company.
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I think I could
suffer through that.
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All right.
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[Chatting in serbian]
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Haskell,
it's an emergency.
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Tatiana wants champagne.
Do we have any champagne?
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Yeah, I put some
in the fridge.
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Behind the caviar,
the truffles,
203
00:09:26,964 --> 00:09:29,966
and my date with
Scarlett Johansson.
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Tatiana?
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Bye-bye.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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No bye-bye.
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Stuart, where's
my model going?
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We talked about her family
and if it was hard being away.
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She got a little homesick,
so she's going to go call them.
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[Speaking serbian]
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Oh, she wants to have dinner
with you tomorrow night.
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- Yeah, really?
- Yeah, mm-hm.
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- Da.
- Da?
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Da.Da!
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- Bye-bye.
- Whoa, bye-bye.
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00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:12,344
Bye-bye.
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Oh, she forgot
her purse.
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00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:16,415
Ah, Tatiana,
I think I...
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[Speaks in serbian]
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Are you sure this
is going to work?
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00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,575
You want another shot
at meeting Jason, right?
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00:10:42,610 --> 00:10:44,844
Yeah, I really thought
we had had a connection
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until I started hocking up
a furball.
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Then trust me,
this will work, okay?
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We break into his mailbox,
stick your mail in it,
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he'll think
it got there by mistake.
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And he'll come back
to your apartment.
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God, you're a sneaky
little thing, aren't you?
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- Ladies.
- Hello.
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What a beautiful day
to be alive.
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All that baby needs
is the right buyer.
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00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,840
Hello, Mrs. Snyder.
How you feeling?
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I keep telling you,
I'm fine.
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Your mouth says yes,
but your skin color says no.
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00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:30,642
[Knock at door]
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00:11:30,677 --> 00:11:34,281
Oh, it's you.
238
00:11:34,315 --> 00:11:36,583
I take it that means
Jason hasn't come by yet?
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00:11:36,617 --> 00:11:38,385
No.
240
00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:42,356
What kind of creep keeps
somebody else's mail?
241
00:11:42,390 --> 00:11:47,460
He just went from "potential
boyfriend" to "identity thief."
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00:11:47,495 --> 00:11:48,461
[Knock at door]
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It's him.
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[Excited squeal]
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Oh.
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00:12:01,474 --> 00:12:03,776
Mind if I stash
my coffin here?
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00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:08,548
I've always dreamt of some man
saying that to me.
248
00:12:08,582 --> 00:12:09,916
Well, Phil has a date,
and for some reason,
249
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he thinks it's a mood killer.
250
00:12:11,919 --> 00:12:15,089
Yeah, he's right,
and no.
251
00:12:15,123 --> 00:12:18,392
Sure, why should
you help me?
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00:12:18,426 --> 00:12:21,595
A simple man trying to scratch
out an honest living.
253
00:12:21,630 --> 00:12:25,799
Maybe even send his mother
a check every now and then.
254
00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:26,966
All right, Haskell.
255
00:12:27,001 --> 00:12:31,637
And wheel lock.
256
00:12:31,672 --> 00:12:33,806
Hey, he's not coming,
is he?
257
00:12:33,841 --> 00:12:35,007
[Sighs]
258
00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:38,344
I'm going to go get
some wine and ice cream.
259
00:12:38,379 --> 00:12:40,012
Throw in some Kitty litter
and you got
260
00:12:40,047 --> 00:12:43,983
the sad woman trifecta.
261
00:12:44,017 --> 00:12:46,452
Haskell, whenever
Phil's date's done,
262
00:12:46,486 --> 00:12:48,654
you get this ghoulish
box out of here.
263
00:12:48,688 --> 00:12:50,723
I don't know why everybody's
so squeamish about this thing.
264
00:12:50,758 --> 00:12:54,060
It's not like
there's a dead body in it.
265
00:12:58,432 --> 00:13:02,001
No, we're okay.
266
00:13:02,036 --> 00:13:03,870
Stuart,
come on, man.
267
00:13:03,905 --> 00:13:06,706
Tatiana's going to be
here any second.
268
00:13:06,741 --> 00:13:07,974
Great.
Now, remember...
269
00:13:08,009 --> 00:13:09,343
I want to keep it
light tonight.
270
00:13:09,378 --> 00:13:11,145
Mm-hm, got it.
271
00:13:11,179 --> 00:13:16,685
What's that smell?
272
00:13:16,719 --> 00:13:20,089
You wearing my cologne?
273
00:13:20,123 --> 00:13:21,490
Yeah, I borrowed some.
274
00:13:21,525 --> 00:13:25,160
I think it'll avoid confusion
if I smell like you.
275
00:13:25,194 --> 00:13:27,829
[Doorbell rings]
276
00:13:35,404 --> 00:13:37,806
[Greeting in serbian]
277
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:41,709
Damn, girl,
you look hot.
278
00:13:41,744 --> 00:13:45,846
[Translating]
279
00:13:45,881 --> 00:13:48,816
Stuart, do me a favor.
280
00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:51,751
And tell her she looks
even more beautiful
281
00:13:51,786 --> 00:13:53,019
than she did last night.
282
00:13:53,053 --> 00:13:56,989
[Translating]
283
00:13:57,024 --> 00:13:59,324
Oh.
[Speaks serbian]
284
00:13:59,359 --> 00:14:00,425
Uh, she said,
"thank you."
285
00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:02,894
[Giggling]
286
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:06,932
[Conversing in serbian]
287
00:14:14,306 --> 00:14:15,773
What's up with
the hand grab, man?
288
00:14:15,808 --> 00:14:16,974
What'd you say to her?
289
00:14:17,009 --> 00:14:18,509
Nothing.
No, I... no, I just said
290
00:14:18,544 --> 00:14:19,944
that I agree
with what you said.
291
00:14:19,979 --> 00:14:21,880
Oh, okay.
292
00:14:21,914 --> 00:14:24,683
Don't do that.
293
00:14:24,718 --> 00:14:27,019
It's my line.
[Laughs]
294
00:14:27,053 --> 00:14:28,954
No more piggybacking,
just...Translate.
295
00:14:28,988 --> 00:14:30,423
- Okay, okay.
- Okay.
296
00:14:30,457 --> 00:14:34,894
Now, tell her that I have an
amazing night planned for us.
297
00:14:34,929 --> 00:14:37,631
Yeah, we're going to go
to dinner and a club.
298
00:14:37,665 --> 00:14:38,799
And some dancing.
299
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:43,837
[Translating]
300
00:14:43,871 --> 00:14:46,072
Ooh!
[Speaks serbian]
301
00:14:46,106 --> 00:14:47,306
She said that
sounds awesome.
302
00:14:47,341 --> 00:14:49,575
Yeah, it's going to be.
303
00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:55,047
[Conversing in serbian]
304
00:14:57,316 --> 00:14:59,650
Another hand grab!
Stuart, kitchen, now please.
305
00:15:06,159 --> 00:15:07,126
Stuart, what's going on?
306
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,394
What are you
talking about?
307
00:15:08,428 --> 00:15:10,196
Aw, come on, man,
the laughing,
308
00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:13,366
the hand grabbing,
borrowing my cologne.
309
00:15:13,401 --> 00:15:15,502
Admit it.
You like her.
310
00:15:15,537 --> 00:15:17,137
[Scoffs]
No, I... how could you say that?
311
00:15:17,172 --> 00:15:18,672
That's... wh...
Okay, I'm crazy about her.
312
00:15:18,707 --> 00:15:19,874
Mm-hm.
313
00:15:19,908 --> 00:15:22,543
I tried, Phil, I tried,
I tried to resist,
314
00:15:22,578 --> 00:15:23,677
but...
[Stammering]
315
00:15:23,712 --> 00:15:25,079
Look, I'm going
to back off.
316
00:15:25,113 --> 00:15:26,213
I mean, the last thing
I would want to do
317
00:15:26,248 --> 00:15:27,215
is steal her
from you.
318
00:15:27,249 --> 00:15:32,353
[Laughs]
319
00:15:32,387 --> 00:15:35,222
You?
Steal her from me?
320
00:15:35,257 --> 00:15:38,425
Dr. Stuart gardner, dds,
is going to steal
321
00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:40,794
a lingerie model
from me?
322
00:15:40,829 --> 00:15:43,598
[Laughs]
323
00:15:43,632 --> 00:15:44,999
I don't know why
that sounds so crazy.
324
00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:46,767
I am the one who picked her up
in the first place.
325
00:15:46,802 --> 00:15:50,672
Yeah, with my words, man,
come on.
326
00:15:50,706 --> 00:15:55,010
And by the way,
all of this here.
327
00:15:55,044 --> 00:15:57,379
Well, maybe it was the way
your words were said
328
00:15:57,413 --> 00:15:58,380
by all of this...
329
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,015
Here.
330
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:06,454
All right, you know what,
look, this is ridiculous.
331
00:16:06,488 --> 00:16:07,455
We can't fight
over her.
332
00:16:07,489 --> 00:16:08,689
There's not
a fight.
333
00:16:08,723 --> 00:16:10,324
Dude, you're not
even in the ring.
334
00:16:10,358 --> 00:16:12,292
You're in the stands
eating hot dogs.
335
00:16:12,326 --> 00:16:14,227
Oh, okay, all right.
336
00:16:14,261 --> 00:16:16,696
If you're so confident, then
why don't we let her decide?
337
00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:18,965
Okay, why don't
we let her decide?
338
00:16:22,136 --> 00:16:24,438
Tatiana...
339
00:16:24,472 --> 00:16:26,607
[Speaking Serbian]
340
00:16:26,641 --> 00:16:28,142
Da?
341
00:16:28,176 --> 00:16:32,079
[Conversing in serbian]
342
00:16:32,114 --> 00:16:34,815
- Phil?
- Mm?
343
00:16:34,849 --> 00:16:37,851
[Speaking Serbian]
344
00:16:40,856 --> 00:16:43,391
Yeah, she said something about
"chemistry," blah, blah, blah.
345
00:16:47,629 --> 00:16:51,397
Nice try, buddy,
I can see it in her eyes.
346
00:16:51,431 --> 00:16:54,500
[Speaking Serbian]
347
00:16:57,804 --> 00:16:58,971
She said she's hot
for me too.
348
00:16:59,005 --> 00:17:00,706
What?
349
00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:04,476
[Continuing in Serbian]
350
00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:11,283
Well, what'd she say?
Who'd she pick?
351
00:17:11,318 --> 00:17:12,284
You.
352
00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:14,353
Yeah!
353
00:17:14,387 --> 00:17:15,421
And me.
354
00:17:15,455 --> 00:17:19,758
What?
355
00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:22,027
Wait a second.
356
00:17:22,061 --> 00:17:23,495
She wants to date
both of us?
357
00:17:23,529 --> 00:17:27,332
Oh, she didn't
use the word "date."
358
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,290
You know what,
this is ridiculous.
359
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:39,558
I'm going to go
in there
360
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,692
and tell her it ain't
happening, all right?
361
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:41,726
Grab a snack,
I'll be right back.
362
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,795
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
363
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,097
You know what,
you know what, I, um...
364
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,366
I think it should probably
be me to go and tell her
365
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,600
because, you know,
I speak the language.
366
00:17:50,635 --> 00:17:53,170
Oh, no, no,
uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
367
00:17:53,204 --> 00:17:55,873
All right, look.
Look, we got to face it.
368
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,976
The only way either
one of us has a shot
369
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,077
is if it's both of us.
370
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:03,182
So what do we do?
371
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:07,053
Phil.
372
00:18:07,088 --> 00:18:11,558
Stuart?
373
00:18:19,534 --> 00:18:21,535
[Giggling]
374
00:18:31,146 --> 00:18:34,682
[Whispering in Serbian]
375
00:18:34,717 --> 00:18:37,151
What'd she say?
376
00:18:37,185 --> 00:18:39,888
She wants us
to kiss each other.
377
00:18:39,922 --> 00:18:44,726
We're done.
That's it for me.
378
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:49,163
Oh, Holly,
wait, wait.
379
00:18:49,198 --> 00:18:50,965
Wow.
380
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:55,068
Wow right back
at you.
381
00:18:55,103 --> 00:18:56,703
Um...
382
00:19:00,841 --> 00:19:03,643
Your mail got put
in my box by mistake, so...
383
00:19:03,677 --> 00:19:05,545
Here it is.
384
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:06,946
Is something wrong?
Are you okay?
385
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,614
Yeah...Uh, no.
386
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:11,050
You got a little
something right...
387
00:19:11,085 --> 00:19:13,086
Here.
388
00:19:15,556 --> 00:19:18,091
Oh, my gosh.
389
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:19,392
I'll see you.
390
00:19:19,427 --> 00:19:23,364
Wait, I don't...
Look like this.
391
00:19:23,398 --> 00:19:24,665
I just got caught
in the rain.
392
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:27,168
And, um, at the bar
the other day, when I was...
393
00:19:27,202 --> 00:19:28,202
[Choking noise]
You know, I just...
394
00:19:28,237 --> 00:19:30,772
I had a piece
of popcorn...
395
00:19:30,806 --> 00:19:32,240
Can we just
start over please?
396
00:19:32,274 --> 00:19:33,541
Sure.
397
00:19:33,575 --> 00:19:34,876
Thanks.
Hi, I'm Holly.
398
00:19:34,910 --> 00:19:36,744
Hi, I'm Jason.
[Laughter]
399
00:19:36,779 --> 00:19:38,012
You want to come in
for a drink
400
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,346
so I can prove I'm not
the building weirdo?
401
00:19:39,381 --> 00:19:41,815
- I would like that.
- And get this crap off my face.
402
00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:43,850
Oh, well.
403
00:19:48,822 --> 00:19:52,291
[Groans]
404
00:19:52,326 --> 00:19:55,795
Good evening.
405
00:19:55,829 --> 00:19:57,497
- [Gasps]
- Oh, no, no, no!
406
00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:58,565
Wait, come back!
407
00:19:58,599 --> 00:20:01,902
I'm not the building weirdo!
408
00:20:05,741 --> 00:20:09,210
Phil, I'm sorry that I messed
up your date with Tatiana.
409
00:20:09,245 --> 00:20:10,912
I broke the guy rules.
410
00:20:10,947 --> 00:20:13,982
Nah, with a woman that hot,
there are no rules.
411
00:20:14,017 --> 00:20:17,586
Hey, guys.
412
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:19,287
My night was
a total bust.
413
00:20:19,322 --> 00:20:20,888
Yeah, welcome
to the club.
414
00:20:20,923 --> 00:20:23,257
Oh, yeah? Anybody want
to go see a movie?
415
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:24,391
- Yeah, sure, I'll go.
- Yeah, me too.
416
00:20:24,426 --> 00:20:25,392
Oh, great.
417
00:20:25,426 --> 00:20:29,929
We'll make it
a threesome.
418
00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:32,112
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