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[knock at door]
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Coming.
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Oh, great. You're here.
I need something.
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Phil, did it ever occur to you
that I might be on a date?
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I don't have time for jokes.
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My tooth is killing me.
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So take an aspirin.
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I tried, it's not working.
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I need some of your
super lady painkillers.
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My super lady painkillers?
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Yeah, you know,
like on the tv
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When the woman's doubled over
in pain, she pops a pill,
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And then all of a sudden,
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She's riding a bike
on the beach.
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Here's a crazy idea,
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One of your roommates
happens to be a dentist,
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So why don't you just
ask stuart for help?
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No. No, no. No dentists.
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Oh, my god.
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Big, tough, manly phil
is afraid of dentists.
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I am not afraid.
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I'm terrified.
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Look, I hate the place.
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T-the sounds, the smells,
the really sharp tools.
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Yeah, you mean, like
the ones that go,
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"zzzzz!"
ahh!
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All right, look.
Stop being a baby.
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Let's just go see stuart.
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No, no. Stuart can't
know about this.
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If he senses anything
is wrong,
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He'll make me go to his office
and try to fix it.
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Look, you've got
to fix it, sweetie.
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Honey,
how are you gonna eat?
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I'm not even thinking
about eating.
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I'm just gonna go home, crawl
into bed, and tough it out.
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Okay. Hey, phil?
Huh?
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Zzzzz!
Ahh! Stop playing!
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Hey, you're just
in time for dinner.
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What?
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It's our
four-week anniversary,
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Uh, 'cause we're guys.
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And, you know, guys don't do
this type of stuff.
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Right, haskell?
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Stuart taught me
how to fold napkins.
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Look, a dove.
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Look, this is just my way
of thanking you guys
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For taking me in.
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Phil, this dinner's so good,
it's gonna make you cry.
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Try the fresh breadsticks.
They're killer.
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[knock at door]
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Oh. Here.
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Hi, hi.
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Oh, my god. Thanks for
bringing these files over.
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They weigh a ton.
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I think your
lift-to-weight ratio
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Must be higher than an ant's.
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Oh, no.
What's the matter?
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Well, it took me
so long to get here,
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I'll never make it home
in time
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To change and be back
in the city to hit the clubs.
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Why don't you just
stay home for one night?
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Yeah, it starts
with one night.
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Then another night, then
another, and pretty soon, I'm--
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Not you.
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Holly, uh, that top
you're wearing is gorgeous.
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Really? Thank you.
Could I borrow it?
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To do what?
Live in it?
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No. I wanna wear it tonight.
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I bet I could make it work.
Come on, please?
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So I'm thinking you might want
some drink money, too?
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Oh, you buy your own drinks?
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Haskell, you gotta help me.
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I have a tooth that's killing me
and I don't want stuart to know.
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Why not? He's a dentist.
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I'm afraid of dentists.
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I can't eat anything.
Every bite is torture.
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Would you please
eat my food for me?
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What do you mean?
Like, chew it up for you,
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And spit it back in your mouth
like a bird?
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'cause I'm willing to do it.
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No. Just eat when
stuart's not looking.
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'kay, here's the steak.
Thick and juicy.
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Don't worry, phil.
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I saved you the biggest cut.
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Wow.
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So, uh, stuart...
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Is that a new painting?
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No, that, uh, that was here
when I moved in.
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You don't say.
Mm-hmm.
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That vase over there, though,
that's gotta be new, right?
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No, that was here, too.
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Mmm!
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Hey, you know, are you sure
that painting
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Isn't hung too high
right there?
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Looks fine to me,
I don't know.
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Are you sure?
'cause I was thinking--
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Okay, phil? Phil.
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I'm starting to get
a little whiplash
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From all your questions.
Can we just eat?
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Why are you chewing
so slowly?
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I'm savoring every bite.
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Stop the madness.
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He's got a bad tooth,
and he's afraid of dentists.
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Is this true?
Uh-huh.
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Well, those days
are over, my friend.
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You are now in the hands
of the man
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That midtown dentalweekly called
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"the tooth whisperer."
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Tomorrow,
you come to my office.
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In the meantime, I got something
that'll ease the pain.
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So do I. Look. Boobies.
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Deanna, this first patient's
gonna be a bit of a challenge.
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He's a level ten
dental chicken.
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Is he a biter?
We'll find out.
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Hello.
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Have a seat, phil.
I don't wanna.
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Oh, don't worry.
Dr. Gardner's the best.
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Yeah. Midtown dental weekly
called him--
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Yeah, I-I-I heard.
I heard.
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Deanna's been with me
since the beginning.
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And I couldn't do it
without her.
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Now just relax, phil.
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Soon the gas will take effect,
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And it'll be happy time.
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Yeah, but I don't, I don't,
I don't feel anything, man,
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And I need to be...
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♪ feelin' it ♪
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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That's nice.
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When did the world
become so velvety?
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Don't worry, phil.
You're in a safe, safe place.
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Get the drill.
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Hi, hi.
Hey, eden.
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Brought your clothes back,
as promised.
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So how'd they work out?
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Oh, your clothes
got crazy-stupid last night.
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Wanna see pictures?
Okay, sure.
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All right. So here I am
at bar new york.
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Oh, I've never been
to bar new york.
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Although I did walk by it once
on my way home
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After being stood up.
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Here I am at studio b.
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Okay, marquis. Cielo.
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I don't remember
what that place was
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Or who that guy is
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Or why we're making out.
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Okay, no, no, here's--
yeah, I get it.
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Drink, dance, grope, repeat.
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Holly, would you mind
if I borrowed some more clothes?
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I don't think so.
Oh, come on, please?
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I can't afford designer things
like you.
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At least, not on my salary.
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Eden, the underpaid assistant
card is not gonna work.
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Gosh, you're pretty.
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You know where the closet is.
Oh, you're the best!
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What, you want uppy?
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Haskell, why are you still
folding napkins?
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I can't stop.
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I'm obsessed with it.
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Look, I've made geese,
and swans,
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And if I can turn this
into a gun,
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I'm gonna shoot myself.
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So how's my patient doing?
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Well, I heard him
in his bedroom,
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Moaning like a woman.
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I'll go see how he's doing?
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So how's my patient doing?
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Dr. Gardner!
Dude!
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Stuart, you look devastated.
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Could you take it
in the other room?
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My show is about to start.
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My dental assistant
is naked in phil's bed.
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And record.
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[door slams]
hey. Uh, stuart?
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Uh, maybe next time
you knock.
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You slept with my assistant?
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Yeah, and lemme
tell you something,
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That woman deserves a raise.
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I saw her naked.
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Yeah, well, who told you
to barge into my room?
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So the whole time
I was out here,
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The two of you were in there?
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I am somehow both repulsed
and titillated.
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Phil, did you ever stop
to think about the consequences?
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This woman works for me,
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And now I saw her in bed
with my roommate.
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You have any idea, how horribly,
horribly awkward
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That will make her feel?
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Good-bye, dr. Gardner.
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See you at mr. Bender's
root canal at 9:00.
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Bye, phil.
I'll call ya, baby.
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Sure, whatever.
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Yeah, she seems devastated.
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Stuart, it was just
a one time thing
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Between two consenting adults.
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But you just said
you were gonna call her.
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Yeah, but that's just
single guy talk for good-bye.
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Like when you say,
"sure I love you, baby."
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That means it's over.
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Good morning, deanna.
Good morning, doctor.
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The patient's all prepped.
Thank you.
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Would you please pass me
the periodontal probe?
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Deanna?
Oh!
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00:10:06,223 --> 00:10:08,191
Just checking to see
if phil returned my text.
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00:10:08,225 --> 00:10:10,426
But he hasn't.
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00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:12,194
Uh, the probe?
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00:10:12,228 --> 00:10:14,929
Oh, sorry.
There you go, doctor.
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00:10:14,963 --> 00:10:17,465
'kay, that's a pen.
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00:10:17,499 --> 00:10:19,834
Now, why hasn't phil
called?
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You heard him. He said,
"baby, I'll call you."
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Well, but then you said,
"okay, sure, whatever."
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Yeah, but that's just
single girl talk for,
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"I just had sex with you,
you'd better call soon."
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00:10:29,745 --> 00:10:33,482
Why don't we get
back to work? Um...
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Would you hand me
the tongue retractor please?
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Oh.
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[cell phone ringing]
phil?
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No, mom.
He hasn't called yet.
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00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:44,627
Well, how the hell
do I know why?
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Uh, deanna?
Just give me a minute!
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00:10:50,267 --> 00:10:52,902
Hi, hi.
Oh, hey, eden.
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Once again, your clothes
were a hit.
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Um, now you might find
a few tiny mirrors
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Stuck to the butt.
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00:11:00,677 --> 00:11:04,046
On a dare, I took a spin
on a disco ball.
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00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,315
So, holly, for tonight
I was thinking
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The dolce and a chanel
with a fendi.
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00:11:09,353 --> 00:11:10,553
You can have them all.
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On one condition.
What?
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Take me with you.
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I'm sick of my clothes
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Having a better social life
than I do.
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I need to get out,
I need to have fun.
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I need to get mirror balls
stuck to my ass.
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It's about time.
Stick with me
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And you'll do things
you're ashamed of for years.
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Hey, check me out.
I'm the pope.
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00:11:44,154 --> 00:11:47,457
Yeah, that's...That's nice.
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00:11:47,492 --> 00:11:50,094
Hey, hey. Look at me.
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I'm eating walnuts.
No pain.
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00:11:51,929 --> 00:11:54,364
That makes one of us.
W-w-what happened?
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00:11:54,399 --> 00:11:56,099
Well, remember how you said
deanna was cool
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00:11:56,134 --> 00:11:57,768
With it being just
a little one-time thing?
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Uh-huh.
Turns out she isn't.
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She was waiting all day
for you to call her.
246
00:12:01,339 --> 00:12:04,174
Yeah, that happens.
Sometimes you snag a clinger.
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00:12:04,209 --> 00:12:05,709
[knock at door]
what's a clinger?
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00:12:05,744 --> 00:12:08,779
Hi, phil.
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00:12:08,813 --> 00:12:10,214
Hey.
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00:12:10,248 --> 00:12:11,649
Deanna, everything okay?
251
00:12:11,683 --> 00:12:13,551
Oh, fine. But you left
your coffee mug at work,
252
00:12:13,586 --> 00:12:15,286
And I thought
you might need it.
253
00:12:15,321 --> 00:12:20,491
Oh, you mean the coffee mug
I leave at work every day?
254
00:12:20,526 --> 00:12:24,062
Do you? I hadn't real--
hey, phil!
255
00:12:24,096 --> 00:12:26,898
So I had a great time
with you last night.
256
00:12:26,933 --> 00:12:28,734
So did I.
257
00:12:28,768 --> 00:12:30,970
So maybe we could
go out again sometime.
258
00:12:31,004 --> 00:12:33,706
Uh, yeah. Sure.
Absolutely.
259
00:12:33,741 --> 00:12:36,776
Well, I'm here now.
So let's go for a drink.
260
00:12:36,811 --> 00:12:40,481
You know, I'd love to,
but the thing is...
261
00:12:40,515 --> 00:12:44,184
The thing is, you don't
want to see me anymore.
262
00:12:44,219 --> 00:12:47,187
No, actually--
oh, no. It's happening again.
263
00:12:47,221 --> 00:12:49,723
Oh, god.
I meet a really nice guy,
264
00:12:49,757 --> 00:12:51,057
And I think there's
a connection,
265
00:12:51,091 --> 00:12:52,925
And I jump into bed
way too soon,
266
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:56,428
And then here I am.
Whoo, I'm an idiot.
267
00:12:56,463 --> 00:12:57,897
No, deanna, it's okay.
No, it's not.
268
00:12:57,931 --> 00:13:00,566
It's not.
I'm so embarrassed.
269
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,601
I feel like a fool.
No, no, no, no, no. No.
270
00:13:02,635 --> 00:13:04,503
Deanna, look, you're
a wonderful person.
271
00:13:04,537 --> 00:13:05,804
Oh, my god.
272
00:13:05,839 --> 00:13:07,172
This whole thing
has been so humiliating.
273
00:13:07,207 --> 00:13:09,041
Dr. Gardner, I'm sorry.
274
00:13:09,075 --> 00:13:11,076
I don't think I can work
for you anymore.
275
00:13:11,110 --> 00:13:13,411
What? No, deanna,
don't say that.
276
00:13:13,446 --> 00:13:15,980
We've been together for years.
We're a team.
277
00:13:16,015 --> 00:13:17,749
But seeing you
reminds me of phil.
278
00:13:17,784 --> 00:13:21,954
And he reminds me of every
bad choice I've ever made.
279
00:13:23,957 --> 00:13:26,892
I'm sorry, dr. Gardner.
I quit.
280
00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:31,864
Did I hear a door slam?
281
00:13:31,899 --> 00:13:33,867
Yep, that was
stuart's assistant.
282
00:13:33,901 --> 00:13:36,703
I missed her again?
283
00:13:40,182 --> 00:13:42,284
Hey, stuart?
284
00:13:42,318 --> 00:13:46,088
Uh, might've misjudged
this one. Sorry.
285
00:13:46,122 --> 00:13:48,491
You couldn't have slept
with my receptionist?
286
00:13:48,525 --> 00:13:52,127
I've been trying
to fire her for years.
287
00:13:52,162 --> 00:13:53,762
What do you want me to do?
288
00:13:53,797 --> 00:13:55,664
I want you to fix deanna.
289
00:13:55,698 --> 00:13:58,500
I want you to make her
feel better about herself.
290
00:13:58,534 --> 00:14:00,268
Like she hasn't been
rejected yet again.
291
00:14:00,303 --> 00:14:01,603
How am I supposed to do that?
292
00:14:01,637 --> 00:14:03,705
Date her for the rest
of my life?
293
00:14:03,739 --> 00:14:06,507
Tell her that you're gay.
294
00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:07,642
Get out of here.
Oh, oh, oh.
295
00:14:07,676 --> 00:14:10,011
Actually, that's brilliant.
296
00:14:10,045 --> 00:14:12,280
I mean, if you're gay,
she can't take it personally.
297
00:14:12,314 --> 00:14:14,282
Forget it.
Phil, come on, man.
298
00:14:14,316 --> 00:14:15,817
I need you to do this for me.
299
00:14:15,851 --> 00:14:17,852
Ever since my divorce,
being a dentist
300
00:14:17,887 --> 00:14:19,554
Is the only part of my life
that I can depend on.
301
00:14:19,588 --> 00:14:21,122
I-I-it's my sanctuary.
302
00:14:21,156 --> 00:14:22,723
And without deanna,
that's all gone.
303
00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:24,592
Please do this for me,
as a friend.
304
00:14:24,627 --> 00:14:27,496
Stuart, no.
No way.
305
00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:29,965
Listen, your practice
might be your sanctuary.
306
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,767
My dating life is mine.
307
00:14:31,801 --> 00:14:33,736
This news could tweet
around the world
308
00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:35,037
Before I even got home,
309
00:14:35,072 --> 00:14:38,274
And the last thing I need
is women in bars asking,
310
00:14:38,309 --> 00:14:40,010
"why is gay phil
hitting on me?"
311
00:14:40,044 --> 00:14:42,079
"why is gay phil hitting
on me?"
312
00:14:42,113 --> 00:14:45,048
No! No!
No, no, no! No!
313
00:14:48,386 --> 00:14:51,054
What a drama queen.
314
00:14:53,824 --> 00:14:55,358
God, this is fun.
315
00:14:55,393 --> 00:14:57,961
I gotta let loose
more often, man.
316
00:14:57,995 --> 00:15:01,197
How long has it been
since you went clubbing?
317
00:15:01,231 --> 00:15:05,634
Oh, gosh. When did people
start using cell phones?
318
00:15:05,668 --> 00:15:07,603
Look, we're next.
All right. Stick close.
319
00:15:07,637 --> 00:15:09,805
They know me here.
Okay.
320
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,373
Oh, what's up, eden?
321
00:15:11,408 --> 00:15:14,377
Hey, bradford.
Hey, bradford.
322
00:15:14,411 --> 00:15:17,313
Uh, tonight it's me
plus one.
323
00:15:17,347 --> 00:15:20,383
Well, you're no problem.
But your plus one is.
324
00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:21,985
What's wrong with
her plus one?
325
00:15:22,019 --> 00:15:23,219
Well, this place has an image
326
00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:24,654
They're trying to maintain.
327
00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:26,790
They want the crowd
to have a certain...
328
00:15:26,824 --> 00:15:29,226
Look.
329
00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:33,663
And I don't have that look?
Probably did in the 90s.
330
00:15:33,697 --> 00:15:35,931
Do you see anybody else
over 25 here?
331
00:15:35,966 --> 00:15:38,734
No. It's just us
gen-x, y, z...
332
00:15:38,769 --> 00:15:41,637
What letter are we on now?
333
00:15:41,671 --> 00:15:43,471
I'm sorry.
I-I can't let you in.
334
00:15:43,506 --> 00:15:46,107
Well, I-if she's not going in,
neither am I, all right?
335
00:15:46,141 --> 00:15:48,242
And you're really gonna
feel it at the bar.
336
00:15:48,277 --> 00:15:49,310
Suit yourself.
337
00:15:49,345 --> 00:15:52,247
Hurry, hurry.
338
00:15:52,281 --> 00:15:54,248
Hi, bradford.
339
00:15:54,283 --> 00:15:57,418
Just, uh, testing out
your rope.
340
00:15:57,453 --> 00:16:00,521
It's, it's real strong.
341
00:16:00,556 --> 00:16:03,024
Just like you.
342
00:16:03,059 --> 00:16:05,260
Please step back.
343
00:16:05,294 --> 00:16:08,597
Look, bradford, I gotta
get in there and have some fun.
344
00:16:08,631 --> 00:16:14,336
Okay? I haven't been out
in a long, long time.
345
00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:16,505
I'm getting that.
346
00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:19,975
Fine. I don't want to go
in your stupid club anyway.
347
00:16:20,009 --> 00:16:23,478
I mean, I-I have
a very fulfilling life.
348
00:16:23,513 --> 00:16:25,414
I am a partner
in a major law firm
349
00:16:25,449 --> 00:16:27,183
So I don't need to waste
my time
350
00:16:27,217 --> 00:16:29,352
Partying with
a bunch of toddlers.
351
00:16:29,386 --> 00:16:32,389
Oh, and by the way, kids,
the 90s were awesome.
352
00:16:32,423 --> 00:16:33,723
We all had money,
353
00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:35,825
And getting through
the airport was a breeze.
354
00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:47,305
Oh, sir? Um, it looks like
your shoe's untied there.
355
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,141
Yeah, I know.
Excuse me. Sorry.
356
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,877
Thanks, yeah. Oof.
Thanks, honey.
357
00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:58,415
I gotta get up here. Yeah.
Ooh. Ah. Oh. Ho, ho, ho.
358
00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:01,051
Oh, I'm getting in. Ha, ha.
359
00:17:01,085 --> 00:17:04,387
Hey, you.
I-in the third stall.
360
00:17:04,422 --> 00:17:05,789
Could you pull me in?
361
00:17:08,425 --> 00:17:10,393
Well, thanks for
meeting me, deanna.
362
00:17:10,427 --> 00:17:11,928
Look, there must be something
that I can do
363
00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:13,864
To convince you to stay.
364
00:17:13,898 --> 00:17:16,233
The patients need you.
I need you.
365
00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:17,669
Please, come back.
366
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,738
I'm sorry, dr. Gardner,
I can't.
367
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,575
Even this feels awkward.
368
00:17:31,619 --> 00:17:34,821
I'm gay.
369
00:17:38,293 --> 00:17:39,426
What?
370
00:17:39,461 --> 00:17:40,627
Deanna, I'm sorry
371
00:17:40,662 --> 00:17:42,829
I came across so...
372
00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:47,568
Incredibly heterosexual
the other day.
373
00:17:47,602 --> 00:17:50,604
But I'm not.
374
00:17:56,145 --> 00:18:00,549
I'm gay.
375
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:02,751
I'm proud of you, phil.
376
00:18:02,786 --> 00:18:07,757
For being such a proud
gay man.
377
00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:10,993
Wait a minute.
I see what's going on here.
378
00:18:11,027 --> 00:18:13,429
I'm not an idiot,
although I feel like one.
379
00:18:13,463 --> 00:18:14,831
Now it all makes sense.
380
00:18:14,865 --> 00:18:20,102
Your divorce,
moving in with two men.
381
00:18:20,137 --> 00:18:23,472
You're gay, too,
aren't you, dr. Gardner?
382
00:18:23,507 --> 00:18:27,075
Me? No. No, I'm not gay.
383
00:18:27,109 --> 00:18:31,447
Oh, stuart,
drop the facade.
384
00:18:35,218 --> 00:18:39,288
Stuart and I are lovers.
385
00:18:39,322 --> 00:18:42,291
But I don't get it.
Why did you sleep with me?
386
00:18:42,326 --> 00:18:44,694
Well, we had a fight,
and I lashed out
387
00:18:44,729 --> 00:18:48,832
By jumping into bed with you.
388
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:51,302
But the whole time,
all I could think about
389
00:18:51,336 --> 00:18:54,070
Was my beef stu.
390
00:18:56,941 --> 00:18:59,410
Well, no wonder you didn't
return my calls.
391
00:18:59,445 --> 00:19:03,114
At least now I know
it's not me.
392
00:19:03,149 --> 00:19:05,884
So how serious are you guys?
393
00:19:05,919 --> 00:19:08,153
Well, we just celebrated
an anniversary.
394
00:19:08,187 --> 00:19:09,821
Congratulations!
395
00:19:09,856 --> 00:19:13,625
Well, I will see you
at the office, dr. Gardner.
396
00:19:13,659 --> 00:19:16,027
And don't worry...
397
00:19:16,061 --> 00:19:18,896
I won't tell anyone
until you're ready.
398
00:19:18,931 --> 00:19:21,432
Hopefully, that'll be soon.
399
00:19:21,466 --> 00:19:23,100
Aww!
400
00:19:28,874 --> 00:19:31,308
So, honey,
are you happy?
401
00:19:31,343 --> 00:19:35,180
Aw, thanks for coming through
for me, man.
402
00:19:35,214 --> 00:19:38,416
All right. Consider it
an anniversary present.
403
00:19:38,451 --> 00:19:41,586
Hey, haskell, what's up?
404
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,988
Oh, look at this.
No more napkin animals, huh?
405
00:19:44,023 --> 00:19:45,423
You finally kicked the habit.
406
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,892
I realized that making things
out of napkins
407
00:19:47,927 --> 00:19:49,594
Was a waste of time.
408
00:19:49,629 --> 00:19:52,397
So I moved on...
409
00:19:52,431 --> 00:19:54,332
To straws.
410
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,601
Here.
411
00:19:58,638 --> 00:20:01,840
Hey, guys.
Hey, holly. Whoa.
412
00:20:01,874 --> 00:20:03,175
Y-you okay?
413
00:20:03,209 --> 00:20:04,810
Oh, yeah.
Where have you been?
414
00:20:04,844 --> 00:20:07,345
Oh, well, I went to a club.
415
00:20:07,379 --> 00:20:08,913
Yeah,
I had to scale a building
416
00:20:08,947 --> 00:20:10,514
And jump through a window
to get in.
417
00:20:10,549 --> 00:20:12,783
But I got there.
418
00:20:12,818 --> 00:20:16,954
Yeah, I danced, I did shots,
I made out with a stranger
419
00:20:16,988 --> 00:20:20,156
Lost an earring
and my driver's license,
420
00:20:20,190 --> 00:20:22,125
And broke my heel
slipping on puke.
421
00:20:22,159 --> 00:20:23,893
But guess what?
422
00:20:23,927 --> 00:20:25,627
I was out past 10:00.
423
00:20:25,662 --> 00:20:29,364
All: Yay!
Another round!
424
00:20:29,414 --> 00:20:33,964
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