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(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
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WOMAN: I know you never voted for him.
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Uh-huh.
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Dad would not be spinning in his
grave because Dad's not dead...
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he's in Byron with that iridologist.
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Listen, if I want to
write this guy's memoirs,
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I've got to spend a
bit of time with him.
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Get inside of him.
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Although, you never know...
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Malcolm Fraser mellowed
once he got out of office.
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Andrew Dugdale might be
a really nice guy now.
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Yeah, well, the last thing I
need is some femo-Nazi uni student
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sticking her nose into my private life.
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If I want a cadet journalist
rummaging around through my bins,
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I will ring what's-his-name from
News Limited, and I do mean limited.
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MAN: Andrew, you should
have finished the first draft
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six months ago.
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Hey, the memoirs were
your idea, not mine.
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Well, I had to say yes to her.
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For goodness sake, they wanted
us to pay the advance back.
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Well, then, pay it back.
Sonny's here. He'll tell you.
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Pay it back, Henry.
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Tell him he doesn't have a
million dollars, will you?
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- You don't have a million dollars.
- Oh, I see, I see.
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So, you agree to the memoirs,
they pay us the advance
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- but I have to pay it back.
- Well, it's your money, Andrew.
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I can't obviously get
to it at the moment
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with the tax people
breathing down my neck.
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My hands are tied.
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Not so much your hands being tied
as your ankle being monitored.
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(CHUCKLES) That got him.
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Another couple of months of
this and I can leave the house
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and fly to the islands
and Bob's your uncle.
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Well, just so long as
he's a very rich uncle.
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- Tell him, Sonny.
- Bye, Henry.
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I think the book's a good idea.
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Great, ten years in Kirribilli
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and this place is falling
down around my ears.
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How I let him talk me
into letting it to...
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- Who were they again?
- Wolfmother.
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... Wolfmother is beyond me.
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Fixing it up is beyond me.
I mean, look at those cracks.
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I haven't been up a ladder
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since I hung the chancellor
in effigy at Adelaide Uni.
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That's a good story, you
should put it in the book.
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I don't have time to write
a book. That's my point.
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- (KNOCK AT DOOR)
- Come!
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First thing that other
lot did when they got in
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was reduce my staff allowance.
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All I get is you, a
second-hand COMCAR driver,
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a security detail of one
and a cook on a 457 visa.
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(SPEAKS FRENCH)
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Yes, I'm done. Thank
you very much, Rita.
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Everything else I've got to do myself.
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Well, now you've got your own
live-in ghostwriter, haven't you?
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Yeah. Not today, thank you, Curtis.
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I'll clean the egg
off the car, then, sir.
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Yes.
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Can't find him, Mr
Dugdale. Looked everywhere.
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Try the wine cellar. And
she's not moving in here.
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Carol's back. Plus the boy.
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Catherine and I are
in separate wings now,
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nothing's unpacked and most
of that's in the spare room.
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She's not moving into
here or the games room.
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You can't afford to
put her up in a hotel
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and she's gotta be here
at the crack of sparrow's
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if she's gonna get this
done in a month and a half.
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Can't the publisher pay
to put her up somewhere?
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Henry says it's contractually
part of the advance.
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Which I don't see until he's
out from under house arrest.
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He's got a very interesting way
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of generating customer
loyalty, hasn't he?
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I told you to go with Max Markson.
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(BONES CRACKING)
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(SPLATTING)
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Why can't you write my
autobiography for me, Sonny?
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You know me better than anybody.
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I didn't think you would
want anything that candid.
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I don't mind candid. I've
got nothing to be ashamed of.
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Ooh, the Condoleezza Rice incident.
- We'd leave that out, obviously.
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A bit of scandal would
make it a bestseller.
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I don't want anything in
there that's... awkward.
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Well, it's certainly
quicker to write that way,
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but do you think they'd be
happy with a half-page biography?
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Why am I signing these?
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You're perfectly capable
of forging my signature.
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And what's this?
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That's your OK for the
girl to talk to the staff,
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members of your family and
various so-called friends.
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I don't like the idea of
people talking about me
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unless I'm in the room glaring at them.
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I'm sure they'll be discreet. Sign.
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I'm sure the staff will be discreet
'cause they know they can be fired.
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- No threat intended.
- None needed.
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It's the family and so-called
friends I'm worried about.
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Oh, look, she's even got
an ex-girlfriend in here.
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Pre- or post-marriage?
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I don't know why they couldn't have sent
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someone like Blanche d'Alpuget.
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Ooh... She only does fiction now.
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I know, that's what I mean.
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If she thinks she can blindside me,
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then she's severely
underestimated Andrew Dugdale.
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You know, you should speak about
yourself in the third person
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when you talk to her, it
makes you sound more humble.
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- Where is she? Sydney?
- She's FROM Sydney, yes.
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Yes, yes, I know the type.
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Probably writes gaming
reviews for The Guardian.
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- What's her number?
- She's downstairs.
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Downstairs? Even better.
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Because if politics has
taught me anything, Sonny,
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it's that a direct assault
often bests an ambush.
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There he is. That's the
Andrew Dugdale I remember.
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Although what about Catherine, though?
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Because I am supposed to let her
beat me at tennis this morning.
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I'll handle Catherine. You get changed.
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Ah... moleskin pants,
tweed jacket, I think.
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Yes. Yes. Tweed.
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(EXHALES SHARPLY)
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Cool.
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- Do you pack heat, as well?
- Yeah.
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Just the standard M&P40.
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Although I have sent away
for a Crimson Trace Lasergrip.
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- What's her name?
- SONNY: Ellen.
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Ellen, I am so sorry
to have kept you waiting
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but I've been playing
hide-and-seek with my grandson.
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- He's very good at it, isn't he?
- He is very good at it.
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Still no sign of him though, Mr D,
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although I am about to
do a sweep of the garage.
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Yes, yes, thank you very much, Myles.
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Ooh, you seem to have
a lot of bags here.
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But, uh... but welcome.
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MYLES: I've been taking care
of Mr D since he was voted out.
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My job as CPO is to
bodyguard, plain and simple,
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and, if necessary, take a bullet.
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Thing is, though,
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no-one really wants to
assassinate an ex-prime minister.
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You know.
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But, hey, it's a gig
until they find something
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for me in counterterrorism.
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In the meantime, I've
got my fingers crossed.
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Yes, yes, I think one
of the great advantages
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of retiring from public office is
that you get your private life back.
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New glasses, I see.
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Ah, well, you've done your research.
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I thought you might have had
them lasered like John Howard.
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No, well, um, I've always been more
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fiscally conservative than Mr Howard.
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I wouldn't have thought
you needed to be worried
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about money with this joint.
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(CHUCKLES) And he just
let you in, did he?
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- I've got those papers you wanted.
- I think I need to check those.
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(SPEAKS FRENCH) _
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Sounds lovely, Rita. Uh, you will
stay for lunch of course, um... ?
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- Oh...
- (WHISPERS) Ellen.
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- Ellen.
- I'm a vegetarian.
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_
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Thank you, Rita. Rita
will do you a salad.
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An invaluable member
of the staff is Rita.
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- Can I get you a coffee, Ellen?
- Thank you, but I'm...
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No, no, please, allow me to do that.
Sonny will get your bags for you.
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Sonny's worth a chapter of
his own, aren't you, Sonny?
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Sonny's been by my side for, oh, what?
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Some sin I committed in a past life.
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(LAUGHS)
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Yes, yes, you don't build
up this sort of rapport
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without spending a few years together.
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I could tell you a few stories.
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Sonny, you forgot one.
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Thank you.
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Yes, I perform all the
duties of a chief of staff,
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although I've never
really concerned myself
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with that nameplate on the door.
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It's more about the work that goes
on behind the door that's important.
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I think that's the relevant thing.
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Uh, I mean, I like to think
of myself as experienced.
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I've worked for three prime
ministers, two opposition leaders
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and I almost had to work for
a certain Speaker of the House
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who shall remain nameless
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but I managed to
extricate myself from that.
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(WHISPERS) Bronwyn Bishop. God.
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Can we take that bit out? Yeah, sure.
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Andrew I first met when he was a
naive, wide-eyed junior minister
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with so much to learn,
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and he really hasn't changed.
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Um... and we work well together
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and I think that's because of our, uh...
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... our mutual respect.
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Chop chop, Sonny.
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I don't mind carrying them, really.
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No, nonsense, nonsense.
Sonny's as strong as an ox.
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He once took down Christine Milne
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at a federal member's State of
Origin match, didn't you, Sonny?
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- Where am I taking these?
- Uh, box room, I think.
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You'll love it there.
What are you, 5'2"?
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161cm.
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Ah. Ceiling slopes, you'll be fine.
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I'll leave that authorisation
for the interviews on your bed,
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- if there is one.
- Oh, cheers.
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No, I don't think I've
signed those yet, have I?
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Oh, I think you did.
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- Excuse me.
- No, no, no.
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- Mr Dugdale?
- Yes?
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- I just want to make something clear.
- By the way, it's Andrew, OK?
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We don't stand on ceremony around here.
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None of this 'Mr Dugdale' nonsense.
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- I assume you're OK with me calling you 'Helen'?
- Sure.
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Though my name is actually Ellen.
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That's even better.
That's one letter less.
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Now, I haven't got you
that coffee yet, have I?
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- I'm really not needing a coffee.
- No, no.
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I'll show you round the Dugdale pile,
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we'll have a cuppa and get
better acquainted. Come on.
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So, how do you want to do this?
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'Cause Sonny says you
want to record everything.
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Well, I usually sit
down and have a chat,
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but if it'll make you more comfortable,
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you can give me ASIO clearance
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and I'll just hack
into everyone's phones.
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(CHUCKLES) Feisty, like it. Yes.
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No, we haven't done that forever.
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We've never done that.
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Never done that at all.
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Oh, good morning, Carol.
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Have you no shame?
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Rita's buchimagae is very
good this morning, sweetie.
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Are they?
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Yes... Uh... have you eaten, by the way?
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They gave me a sultana on the plane.
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Yeah, well, yeah, he runs a
tight ship, that Alan Joyce.
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Very tight ship.
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Young enough to be his granddaughter.
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Now, now.
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Don't you take the moral high ground.
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Mum up here somewhere, is she?
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(SIGHS)
240
00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,319
K-ssss!
241
00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,319
Yes, my daughter's recently divorced.
242
00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,319
Laundry is through there.
Just give Rita your things.
243
00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,359
Her mother and I do what we can to help
244
00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,759
but we weren't exactly there
for her when she was growing up.
245
00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:16,439
I want to knock out this wall
and put in a glass atrium.
246
00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,639
So I think the very least I can do...
247
00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:22,119
and am, in fact, doing, is
be there now for my grandson.
248
00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,599
That's great. My dad...
249
00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,599
Do you wanna hear all this stuff
now or should I wait till we start?
250
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,199
I thought we were just
having a conversation.
251
00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,679
OK, off the record. Understood.
252
00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:31,279
Ooh, we should have a safe word.
253
00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,639
Something like 'apricot',
for the more sensitive stuff.
254
00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,639
- Would you like to start?
- May as well. Good idea.
255
00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,039
Don't you think? The sooner you've
got enough material to type up,
256
00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,839
the sooner you can get
the hell outta here.
257
00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,319
Very thoughtful of you.
258
00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,119
Now, if it doesn't make
me sound too elitist,
259
00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,760
I would really like to work in
my collection of antique clocks.
260
00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,239
Why clocks?
261
00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:51,800
(CLOCK TICKING)
262
00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,680
Well, they pass the time.
263
00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,560
(CLOCKS CHIMING)
264
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,839
No, I am gonna fix up
those cracks at some point.
265
00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:13,399
So, what, married,
children, what's your story?
266
00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,479
No, no. I'm only 24.
267
00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:18,199
None of my business,
obviously. It's not relevant.
268
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,199
I don't even want to
know who you voted for.
269
00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,639
But let me tell you something,
though, when you do get married,
270
00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,399
if you do of course, your
choice, and you have children...
271
00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:29,599
again, entirely up to you,
love them and cherish them
272
00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,959
and make sure that
under no circumstances
273
00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:34,199
do they marry their cocaine dealer.
274
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,679
That's 'apricot', by the
way, till I check with Carol.
275
00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,719
Understood. Can you give me a level?
276
00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,679
Uh, yes, certainly. (CLEARS THROAT)
277
00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:43,720
The Dugdale tapes, part
one, I am not a crook.
278
00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,399
Yeah, you'd be probably
a bit young for that joke.
279
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,519
I should have made it about
Edward Snowden or somebody.
280
00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:51,199
I know who Richard Nixon is, Mr Dugdale.
281
00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:51,970
Andrew, please.
282
00:10:51,971 --> 00:10:54,279
It's just that, you know, I
would like my sense of humour
283
00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,599
to come across in the book, if possible.
284
00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,399
Do you find people
don't quite respond to it
285
00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,839
in the same way as they
did when you were in power?
286
00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,199
Nicolae Ceausescu said it
was the main thing he noticed
287
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,679
after his regime collapsed.
288
00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:07,559
Ah, well, well, he did spend a lot
of time with his wife afterwards
289
00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,879
and she was notorious for
treading on his punch lines.
290
00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,439
My wife, on the other hand,
understands about such things.
291
00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:16,759
Oh, for God's sake, you
foolish, foolish old man.
292
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,839
Oh, hello again, sweetie. I don't
think you've met Helen, have you?
293
00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,679
Uh, this is Helen. Helen, this is Carol.
294
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,839
Ellen, actually. Hi.
295
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,719
Can't even remember their names.
296
00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,319
Well, Ellen is helping
me with my memoirs.
297
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,559
You should introduce her to Mum.
I think Sonny knows where she is.
298
00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,959
Good idea. Thank you
very much, uh, Carol.
299
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,919
Yes, she's probably out having a hit.
300
00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,639
Catherine and I often
play tennis together...
301
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,399
more so in fact since my un-election.
302
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:41,039
Oh, she must be wiping you
off the court at the moment.
303
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,119
- Hmm?
- You being in here and all.
304
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,599
Oh, yes. No, no.
305
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,319
Well, Sonny sometimes steps in
when I'm busy and sees to her.
306
00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,999
So, when did you meet Catherine?
307
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,679
Was it love at first sight
at a young whatever's ball?
308
00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:54,559
Actually, speaking of Catherine,
you don't have your coffee, do you?
309
00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,279
What's that got to do with Catherine?
310
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,719
Um... yeah, well, good point.
311
00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,346
Yes, no, it's just that she's...
312
00:12:00,347 --> 00:12:02,800
put an espresso machine
in the games room.
313
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,560
Yeah, she likes a bit of caffeine
when she's doing her hot yoga.
314
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,279
- (BILLIARD BALLS CLINK)
- God, look at that crack.
315
00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,279
- Hello, darling.
- Oh, hello, darling.
316
00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:16,359
Sonny was just helping
me with my service.
317
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,039
Yeah, foot faults,
they're ruining her game.
318
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,879
- Well, I can vouch for that.
- Right.
319
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,559
I suppose you get a better
view of the court from up here?
320
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:27,759
Oh, yes, you do get a
bird's-eye perspective
321
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:32,480
of the, um... the line placement
from this vantage point.
322
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,559
Oh, we were, uh, just about
to go down, weren't we?
323
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,839
- That's right, yes.
- Oh, well, I don't want to keep you.
324
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:43,119
I just wanted to introduce
you to my biographer, Ellen.
325
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,119
This is my wife, Catherine.
Of course, Sonny, you know.
326
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,759
- Mrs Dugdale.
- Oh, please, let's not be too formal.
327
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,559
- Call me Cath.
- I told her.
328
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,839
One doesn't stand on
ceremony round here, does one?
329
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,319
No. One doesn't.
330
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,199
OK, Sonny, grab my balls.
331
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:59,199
Let's put some of this
theory of yours into practice.
332
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,399
Well, we'll leave you to it, then.
333
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,880
Bye-bye.
334
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,759
Yeah, Catherine's game went to
hell while we were in Canberra.
335
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,639
I just didn't have time
to practise with her.
336
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,679
Must be good to have
Sonny working on her game.
337
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:13,000
Yes, good man. Good man.
338
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,519
You think he suspects?
339
00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,239
I think he suspects you.
340
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,360
He's got no idea about me.
341
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,560
Right.
342
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,999
Well...
343
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,759
Fire away at this old grey head.
344
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,359
OK.
345
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:36,239
So... when was it you first
got interested in politics?
346
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,719
What piqued your interest
347
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,519
and did you always see yourself
as winding up as prime minister?
348
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,959
Mm... Oh, poo, I haven't got
you that coffee yet, have I?
349
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,439
No, no, I didn't...
350
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,639
No, tell you what, let's brew
one up the old-fashioned way.
351
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:50,039
- I really don't want one.
- Come on, I'll put the jug on,
352
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,280
we'll have a cuppa, a nice
cosy chat in the kitchen.
353
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,600
Sure.
354
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,079
Thanks, Rita.
355
00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:59,119
These flapjacks are the cat's pyjamas.
356
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:02,030
(SPEAKS FRENCH) _
357
00:14:02,031 --> 00:14:03,720
_
358
00:14:03,721 --> 00:14:05,544
_
359
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,805
_
360
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,000
Bu... Oh!
361
00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:11,744
_
362
00:14:11,745 --> 00:14:13,205
_
363
00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:16,353
_
364
00:14:16,754 --> 00:14:20,850
_
365
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,240
I think she likes me.
366
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,759
Ah, well, not quite as
cosy as I was hoping.
367
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,239
It is a bit like an Aussie
sitcom here at the moment.
368
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,519
Particularly with Carol
and the boy moving back in.
369
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,519
Oh, hi, sweetie. You got a shift today?
370
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,159
She's a nurse.
371
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,279
We're very, very proud
of her, considering.
372
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,879
You found him yet, Myles?
373
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,959
Next on my list of things to do, Mr D.
374
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,239
And you'll also be pleased to know, sir,
375
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:48,639
the old girl is now
completely egg-free.
376
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,399
- He say he washed the car.
- Oh.
377
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,759
Do you like it being a
bit like an Aussie sitcom?
378
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,920
Absolutely, yes!
379
00:14:54,921 --> 00:14:56,959
Although I don't think our
characters are quite as broad.
380
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,679
Oh, wait till I bloody tell the wife
381
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,439
I've been installing Andrew bloody
Dugdale's home security system.
382
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,919
I didn't vote for you myself, sir,
383
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,759
but I like the way you bloody stood
up to all them human rights buggers
384
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,359
about those asylum seeker bastards.
385
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,279
Well, that's very nice of you to say so.
386
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,159
I thought we installed a
perfectly good security system
387
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,679
- before we went to Canberra?
- We did, but it got stolen.
388
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,479
- By who?
- Wolfmother.
389
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,639
I told Henry we should have
gone with the Hoodoo Gurus.
390
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,239
Not to worry, Mr Dugdale.
391
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,879
I'm putting in a brand-new,
state-of-the-art, bloody ripper.
392
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,439
Ah. What, in the fridge?
393
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,440
Well, I suppose it'll protect
what's left of the food?
394
00:15:26,441 --> 00:15:27,441
_
395
00:15:27,445 --> 00:15:28,879
Uh, no, thank you.
396
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:32,239
No, no, no, no, she wants a coffee.
A coffee. You know, drinking.
397
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,999
I really don't want one, honestly.
398
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,119
- No, no, it's no trouble at all.
- Alright.
399
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,239
Just a green tea, please.
I don't drink coffee.
400
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,439
No, no, no, I think
we can do a green tea.
401
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:45,279
- She wants a green tea.
- No tea, just coffee.
402
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,359
- I wouldn't mind a bloody coffee.
- Myles.
403
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,599
Oh, only if everyone else is having one.
404
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:53,439
Milk and one, thanks. Like my women.
405
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,359
Myles, get out and take him with you.
406
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,159
And check the garage
like you were supposed to.
407
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,679
OK, we're rolling. Come
on, we're on the move.
408
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,879
And if he's not there,
look in the potting shed.
409
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,359
Potting shed.
410
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:06,799
Right, so, um, green tea. Sure.
411
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,160
Can do. Will do. Am doing.
412
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,399
It's been years since
I had a cup of coffee.
413
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,399
- I'll be up all night.
- Yes, I'm sorry about that.
414
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,079
I was sure we had some green tea
415
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,799
because we had the
Indonesian President over once
416
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,559
and his wife gave us a hamper.
417
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,359
- Too much sugar?
- I think it's sea salt.
418
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,919
I have no idea where anything is.
419
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,759
I was in The Hague when we moved.
420
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,359
I should say no to these things
but they're so bloody insistent.
421
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,639
- The Dutch?
- No, no, speakers bureaus.
422
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,559
Now, what do you want to start with?
423
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,639
Childhood, family, marriage, rivalries?
424
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:39,719
Well, I was just thinking maybe
this isn't the best place to do this.
425
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,359
It's not quite the right atmosphere
for sitting and talking, is it?
426
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:43,879
- It's your office.
- Yeah...
427
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,519
He's not in the garage, Mr D.
Where else was it you mentioned?
428
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,600
- The potting shed.
- Potting shed, right.
429
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,279
It's a big house.
Plenty of places to hide.
430
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,879
Yeah, I was right, you are feisty.
431
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,679
I can see I'm gonna have to watch you.
432
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,399
No, no, I meant literally play
hide-and-seek... with your grandson.
433
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,079
Oh, I see, yes. Yes.
434
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,879
Mm... Do you think the place is big?
435
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:05,439
It seems tiny after Kirribilli.
436
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,759
I suppose once we unpack
it, it'll fill up a bit.
437
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:11,039
Mind you, the move is a good chance
to get rid of some of this rubbish.
438
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,039
Is that Nelson Mandela
next to you there?
439
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:15,039
Yes. Yes, it is.
440
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:19,079
Yes, I visited him in Pretoria
and he showed me around his cell.
441
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,199
It was very difficult for
him going back in there
442
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,159
because, you know, he's
got a back condition
443
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,119
and the ceiling was very low.
444
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,079
But, no, I keep that one.
445
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,839
The high school Rock Eisteddfod
stuff could probably go.
446
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,599
- Is that Christopher Pyne?
- Yeah.
447
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,759
Yeah, you don't want
to remember everything.
448
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,599
Rosebud?
449
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,879
I don't remember visiting Rosebud.
450
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,479
(SONNY LAUGHS)
451
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,519
Ow!
452
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,799
I get the impression you don't
really want this book written.
453
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:47,279
No, no, no, no, no. Well, I
want the book written, yeah.
454
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:51,039
It's just that I don't like the idea
of being the keeper of my own flame
455
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,679
for the rest of my life like
some of them do, you know?
456
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,279
I got boards to sit on
and dinners to speak after
457
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,639
and international
appointments to lobby for.
458
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,879
- And playing with your grandson.
- And playing with my grandson.
459
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:05,360
Actually, he's probably hiding
in one of those bloody boxes.
460
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:15,079
Myles. Myles!
461
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,079
Uh, he's not in the potting shed, Mr D.
462
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,279
And I checked down the ornamental well.
463
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,480
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
464
00:18:20,481 --> 00:18:21,959
Look, just try those boxes upstairs
465
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,839
with the polystyrene
beads 'cause he likes them.
466
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,320
Roger that.
467
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,639
Yes, pretty impressive, isn't it?
468
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,879
That was a personal gift to me
from the Chief Minister of Brussels.
469
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,959
Actually, we should
have our chat out here.
470
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,919
- It's quite pleasant, isn't it?
- Absolutely.
471
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,679
What shall we talk about?
472
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,199
Well, uh, your call. I'm an open book.
473
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,839
This thing has never worked, by the way.
474
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,599
How about your leadership
spill back in '93,
475
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,359
the whole thing with
you and Neil Blanchard?
476
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:48,159
One thing I would really like
to do is rip out all these trees
477
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,207
and have it re-landscaped
478
00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:51,519
back to how it was before
European settlement.
479
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:54,799
Back to how it was before white
man came and ruined everything.
480
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,599
Do you want to talk about
your reconciliation policy?
481
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,199
God, no.
482
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:01,519
Although that... that preamble
we almost held the plebiscite on
483
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,239
remains one of my proudest achievements.
484
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,919
- (CATHERINE GRUNTS)
- (TENNIS BALL POPS)
485
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,040
- Shall we?
- (SONNY GRUNTS)
486
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,119
Is it important to you
how you're remembered?
487
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:13,359
Ah, well, I think history
will be the judge of that.
488
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,399
History was written by the
victors, though, wasn't it?
489
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,279
Yes, yes, Victor Hugo, Viktor Aurelius.
490
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,519
CATHERINE: Ohh!
491
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,639
Um, we should go over to
the North by Northwest wing
492
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,359
'cause it's getting a little hot here.
493
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,999
A little bit too sunny.
494
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,160
Ohh...
495
00:19:26,161 --> 00:19:28,159
I won't be able to walk
for a week, Catherine.
496
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,039
Don't sell yourself short, Sonny,
you're much harder than Andrew.
497
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,519
Yeah, that's true.
498
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,959
Anyway, I'm not sure that
history is written by the victors.
499
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:40,039
I mean, I won four elections,
had a popularity rating of 76%.
500
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,119
No matter how much on
top you think you are,
501
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,799
there's always someone ready to
piss on you from a greater height.
502
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,359
You see, that's interesting.
503
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,559
That sort of vulnerability
in someone of your position
504
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,319
a lot of people would find surprising.
505
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,959
Can we talk more about that?
506
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,679
- Absolutely.
- Great. When you say...
507
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,359
Ooh, look at that!
508
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,839
Oh, there's a very
interesting story behind this.
509
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,319
This is Carol's.
510
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,879
I remember putting it up when
she was about five, I think.
511
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,399
She wanted to be a professional
basketballer when she grew up.
512
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,679
- I wanted to be David Marr.
- Ahh.
513
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,199
That's the trouble with
dreams, they're impractical.
514
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,000
Alright, show us what you've got.
515
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,599
See what happens when
you give me coffee?
516
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,119
Yeah. Yeah.
517
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:21,039
Look, I should warn you, though,
that my own backyard basketball skills
518
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,679
are just as rusty as my tennis.
519
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,599
It's the trade-off when
you're in public office.
520
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,679
I guess you didn't get
to play much with Carol?
521
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,279
Well, she was only five when I
put that up at regulation height,
522
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,879
so wouldn't have been much of
a contest even if I was home.
523
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,559
You could've just
lowered it a few inches.
524
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,399
No, that would've compromised
the integrity of the game.
525
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,439
Politicians compromise
all the time, don't they?
526
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,039
They compromise on strategy
but never principle.
527
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,519
That'd make a nice title.
528
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,359
Well, you can't use it 'cause I
stole it from a Robert Redford movie.
529
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,959
Brubaker, I think.
530
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,600
Alright, now watch this shot.
531
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,560
Bloody hell!
532
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,359
Much to the disappointment
of my mother, Mr Dugdale,
533
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,559
I think I'm going to
enjoy working with you.
534
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,039
I wouldn't count on it. I can
be bloody difficult sometimes.
535
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,399
- I'm not saying 'bloody' too much, am I?
- No, no.
536
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,399
- 'Cause, you know, you could lose a few.
- It's fine.
537
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,799
I think I picked it up
from that guy in our fridge.
538
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,279
This is just an apricot chat.
539
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,359
'Cause 'bloody' is OK
now and again, isn't it?
540
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:14,159
It's important to show people what
I'm like when I'm not on, isn't it?
541
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,959
- We can turn the mike off.
- No, no, no.
542
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,559
Just so long as it sounds like
I am being unguarded and real.
543
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:22,479
Andrew, have you lost our grandson?
544
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,000
Sorry, Mr D, she forced it out of me.
545
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,679
Hello!
546
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,359
We're playing hide-and-seek.
547
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,239
You should be proud he's
actually good at something.
548
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,839
I always thought he was a little...
549
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,039
What's the word people use
nowadays instead of backward?
550
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:39,359
- How long has he been missing?
- He's not missing. He's hiding.
551
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,719
How long, Myles?
552
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,159
Two and a half hours. Oh, sorry, Mr D.
553
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,839
Yeah, you would've been
great in Afghanistan, Myles...
554
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,359
you would've cracked
getting off the plane.
555
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,959
Two and a half hours? Andrew!
556
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,439
I'm calling the police.
557
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,879
Catherine, this is not Harold
Holt we're talking about, is it?
558
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:56,519
This is a small, easily concealed
six-year-old playing hide-and-seek
559
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,079
last seen somewhere on our property.
560
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,639
Yes, under your care and you lost him.
561
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,879
- Who's lost?
- Nobody's lost?
562
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,999
- Stefan.
- You lost Stefan, you fucking idiot?
563
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
Exactly.
564
00:22:07,001 --> 00:22:08,579
No-one's lost. No-one's even missing.
565
00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:10,579
I just heard you talking
about Harold Holt.
566
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:13,659
Well, he's missing, obviously. But
Stefan's out playing hide-and-seek.
567
00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:16,419
It's not as if he's been spirited
away by a Chinese midget sub.
568
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:19,579
There was a Chinese midget here
this morning talking to Rita.
569
00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:21,539
You're a liar, fat man.
570
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:25,939
That was Mr Han from the market.
He was delivering some fish, Curtis.
571
00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:27,579
He's very short, though.
572
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,379
- Well, have you called the police?
- I'm the police.
573
00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:30,779
The real police.
574
00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:32,419
Look, you're all overreacting, alright?
575
00:22:32,420 --> 00:22:35,539
Overreacting! Typical of this family.
576
00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:40,019
You, you, you, you,
especially you, overreacting.
577
00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:42,419
Alright? We don't need
a policeman manhunt.
578
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:44,499
This isn't like back
when before, years ago,
579
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,579
when that small child went missing.
580
00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:49,659
You remember, it was
in all the newspapers.
581
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,539
- Is that the Lindbergh kidnapping?
- Oh, my God!
582
00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:54,739
No, no, no, no, no, no.
They did that song. Um...
583
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:57,179
- Wrecking Ball?
- Little Boy Lost by Johnny Ashcroft.
584
00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:58,659
(CLICKS FINGERS) That's it.
585
00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:00,779
Talented man, he wrote
the Patriot Act, too.
586
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,099
15 more minutes and if
we haven't found him,
587
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:05,019
we're calling police
search-and-rescue, understand?
588
00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:06,340
Absolutely.
589
00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:09,380
Fucking idiot.
590
00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:14,620
Apricot.
591
00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:19,739
? BRIGHT ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC ?
592
00:23:19,740 --> 00:23:22,779
? And their hopes
are slowly fading ?
593
00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:25,580
? For this little boy lost ?
594
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,579
? And their hopes are slowly fading ?
595
00:23:31,580 --> 00:23:36,220
? For this little boy lost ?
596
00:23:38,340 --> 00:23:39,859
? A blaze of... ?
597
00:23:39,860 --> 00:23:42,499
So, still think you're going
to enjoy working with me?
598
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:45,099
If the work ends up half as
interesting as the distractions,
599
00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:46,579
then it'll be fascinating.
600
00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:48,059
Aha-ha-ha!
601
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:51,019
Sauropod. Unless I'm very
much mistaken, he's close by.
602
00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:52,819
- Shall I tell the others?
- No, no, no, no.
603
00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:56,020
First rule of politics, Ellen,
take all the credit yourself.
604
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:58,579
Gotcha!
605
00:23:58,580 --> 00:24:00,340
Oh.
606
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:07,219
(TRICKLING)
607
00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:09,780
(STEFAN GIGGLING)
608
00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:15,059
It's nearly dinnertime, Stef.
Don't forget to wash your hands.
609
00:24:15,060 --> 00:24:16,940
(STEFAN GIGGLES)
610
00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:27,619
Well, what it lacks in space,
611
00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:30,699
it more than makes up
for in cardboard boxes.
612
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:32,699
Who knows what secrets I'll uncover?
613
00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:35,259
Anyone you want to speak
to, anywhere you want to go.
614
00:24:35,260 --> 00:24:36,859
Access all areas, eh?
615
00:24:36,860 --> 00:24:38,659
Well, think of yourself as a VIP
616
00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:40,699
and Andrew Dugdale as
a Wolfmother concert.
617
00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:42,059
Mm.
618
00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:44,660
I'd start with the top box on the left.
619
00:24:46,220 --> 00:24:49,339
I don't think he's half as
difficult as he pretends, you know.
620
00:24:49,340 --> 00:24:52,659
Wait till you ask him about
the Condoleezza Rice incident.
621
00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:54,139
The what?
622
00:24:54,140 --> 00:24:55,660
You'll see.
623
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:02,379
Well?
624
00:25:02,380 --> 00:25:04,139
You've double-bluffed her.
625
00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:07,460
She thinks you're not as bad as
your contriving not to appear.
626
00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:10,819
Good.
627
00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:12,459
Hey, Ma, it's me.
628
00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:15,019
I know it's late. I drank coffee.
629
00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:16,660
I'll be up till February.
630
00:25:17,780 --> 00:25:21,219
Well, he hasn't mellowed as
much as Malcolm Fraser did.
631
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:25,659
But he's not quite as full of
himself as Kevin Rudd, either.
632
00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:31,260
Somewhere in that velvet glove beats
the stone heart of a cold exterior.
633
00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:36,699
- ANDREW: Let's celebrate.
- SONNY: Why not?
634
00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:39,179
How about a second helping of
Rita's hot apple bungeoppang?
635
00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:40,939
- Ooh.
- Maybe a brownie and a cigar.
636
00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:42,899
- Yes.
- Watch a bit of Lateline.
637
00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:45,499
They're ripping into Jason
Clare this week for balance.
638
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:48,260
- You had me at bungeoppang.
- (CHUCKLES)
639
00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:57,379
Loyalty and integrity... they're
the things that sell best.
640
00:25:57,380 --> 00:26:02,419
Um... I've been Andrew's
business manager for 20 years
641
00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:05,619
but the truth is he's
more than the client.
642
00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:08,219
Um, Andrew's been a
very loyal friend to me.
643
00:26:08,220 --> 00:26:12,179
I mean, case in point, I've got to
wear this ridiculous ankle monitor.
644
00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:13,739
Do you want to see one?
645
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:15,259
This is a top-of-the-range one.
646
00:26:15,260 --> 00:26:18,619
I've got to wear one of these
due to some cock-up at ASIC
647
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,099
and it's very sensitive.
648
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,299
It literally goes off the
minute you step out the gate.
649
00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:25,499
So, once a week, Andrew pops
around and gets my bins in for me.
650
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:28,699
And not a lot of ex-prime ministers
are gonna do that, are they?
651
00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:30,859
You know, he doesn't mind
getting his hands dirty,
652
00:26:30,860 --> 00:26:32,339
he's just like the common folk.
653
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:34,540
I think this is what made
him a great prime minister.
654
00:26:35,740 --> 00:26:37,619
ELLEN: And who takes the bins out?
655
00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:40,019
A guy called Curtis does that.
656
00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:42,779
A very nice man. You'll
probably run into Curtis.
657
00:26:42,780 --> 00:26:44,699
Curtis is a cracker if
you need anything done.
658
00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:46,899
Just mention it to Curtis.
659
00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:48,460
In fact, just think it.
660
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:51,139
Is he telepathic?
661
00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:52,619
He's almost telepathic.
662
00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:53,951
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