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Leaving big bags of drugs in other people's car seems to be all the rage these days.
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Bragi.
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Thanks to you and your little prank,
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I know where you live, I know where you work,
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I know who and what you are,
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and if you mess with my little brother again,
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I will mess you up in a hundred different ways
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I think you're a great guy,
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but I just don't see you... that way
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Do you know what I mean?
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But I hope we can be friends.
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Sure.
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Food turns cold in my mouth.
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I live my whole life with everything chilled down to nothing.
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Want a drink while you're hiding?
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They're free.
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Yeah. No shit?
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I have powers. At least in here.
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I think I love you.
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Grandma. What the fuck are you doing?
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They're just bloody stars.
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Now, get yourself inside, you old bat,
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before you catch your death of cold.
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Grammy?
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I told you it wasn't one of my dreams.
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I believe you, Olaf.
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It's a sign.
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A sign she was shit out of luck.
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Not funny, Anders. A woman died.
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oh come on, it is a little bit funny.
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I mean
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what is the odds of death by meteor standing in your own lawn
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Which is why it's a sign.
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Of what?
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Of Frigg, of course.
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- You sure about this, Ingrid? - Oh, yes.
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How is some old bat in...
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Whangaparaoa.
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...being obliterated by space debris a Frigg sign?
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Look at her last name.
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Hanson.
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There were Hansons onboard the Hafting
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when it brought the rulers of Asgard to New Zealand.
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Is this Hanson woman the Frigg?
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No. I don't think so.
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I'm pretty sure the sign is telling us to get to...
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Whangaparaoa.
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Pretty sure?
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We go to the funeral and find out.
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Find out what?
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What the sign meant.
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I feel very good about this.
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Then go. Go to the funeral.
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If I take any more time off work, I'm going to get fired.
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Oh, since when
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your little job is more important than our quest...
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Michelle and Ingrid, you go.
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Goody.
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Mike, I'm questioning your commitment.
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Don't you want Axl to get his powers?
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All I'm saying is right now
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I can't afford the time to go racing off down country.
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Okay, you do what you do, and the rest of us will go.
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Actually, I'll skip it too.
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Why?
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Axl's Odin.
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He doesn't need me to sort out his life.
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Is it possible that you're even gloomier than usual,
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or has Mike got to you?
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You don't need me,
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and I have my own life to worry about.
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Fine, good luck with that.
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Now, there's one guy that needs to cheer the fuck up.
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No, you can't.
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Not today.
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I have a million things to do.
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None of which are as important to you as I am.
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You have meetings.
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And you will reschedule those meetings.
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Anders, don't you dare do this.
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I love it when you nag me.
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Makes me kind of horny.
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Disturbing, eh?
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Hold the fort,keep everyone happy and feed my fish.
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I don't have time to feed your fish today.
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And if you tidied the apartment, that'd be great.
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My housekeeper kind of quit.
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What did you do to Mrs. Kwan?
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Let's just say that she walked in at a bad time.
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I love your work, feed the fish.
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Why the surfboard?
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Grandpa, there's no ocean within a hundred miles of where we're going.
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It's a road trip. You never know.
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Back in the day,
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the Viking berserkers would trip on mushrooms before going into battle.
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Are we going into battle?
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Oh, it has that feel to it.
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You tripping on mushrooms,Granddad?
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Hard to say these days.
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I think it committed suicide rather than live with the abuse.
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Does that tend to work?
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No, but it makes you feel better.
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I see what you mean.
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Look, I have to go now
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and try on the world's ugliest frock.
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If it's ugly, don't buy it.
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No choice. Bridesmaid's frock.
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So, you'll be alright here by yourself?
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I'll be back in, like, an hour.
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I'll manage.
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You are the best friend a girl could have.
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Look at them, off to worship their god.
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If they only knew.
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So, how are we going to play this?
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I was thinking scope out the crowd, check out the Frigg possibilities
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unleash the beast.
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What about her?
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Don't even joke.
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It is said, I don't remember where, that she weeps.
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Olaf, we're at a funeral.
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That could cloud things.
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Oh, shit.
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They're not so useless after all.
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Who's that, dear?
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Behold the almighty gods.
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Which one's Odin?
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Scared-looking one.
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I thought he'd be more godly.
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We have to get out of here.
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Why?
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What if she tries to kill me again?
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We're not doing that.
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Why not?
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Because it wouldn't be very godlike.
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Come on, Ingrid.
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Oh, shit, they're coming over.
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You should leave now, while you can.
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Scary.
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By the way I see it, this is not your quest,
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this is our quest, of which you have no part,
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so... you're the ones who need to leave.
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Bragi, god of talking crap.
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Sjofn, goddess who goes both ways.
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Currently the goddess who isn't going anywhere.
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Are we meant to be scared off
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because a minor goddess thrust her tits in our direction?
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Hi, I'm Olaf. Oracle.
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Oh. Ingrid. Also an oracle.
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Don't be nice to them.
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Olaf.
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Why not?
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Because they're trying to kill me.
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Oh, no, no, we're not doing that anymore.
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Killing Odin won't do any good,
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with earthquakes, eruptions, tidal waves, that kind of thing.
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- Really? - Brilliant.
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You're here to find Frigg, to turn her to your side.
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Yes, we are.
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Then I guess this goes one of two ways, kind of like you.
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Either you toddle off home like good girls...
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Never going to happen.
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or it's the best god wins.
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Liftoff.
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Come on, Ingrid.
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Let's get on. Axl, you're up.
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It's what we in the trade call munted.
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Seriously, it'll be cheaper to get a new fridge.
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Oh, no.
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Why are you worried? It's his bloody fridge.
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Well, I feel responsible,that's all.
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Well, you shouldn't, and you're not.
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And it's wrong of him to make you feel that way.
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How's the dress?
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Horrible.
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Then you better have a beer before they all get warm.
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O, Jesus, blest redeemer
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Sent away from the heart of God
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Hold us who wait before thee
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Near to the heart of God
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Selma has gone to nearer to the heart of God,
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a place of comfort sweet.
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And for her it will be a happy place, I'm sure.
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Angelica Hanson,
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Selma's dearly beloved granddaughter,
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will now share with us her memories of Selma.
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Are you getting anything?
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When my brother Derrick called to say
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that Grammy had been killed by a meteorite,
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I thought he was playing one of his jokes.
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It was only when I actually saw the crater for myself where Grammy used to be
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that I knew it was real.
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But the one thing about that night that I'll always remember is
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how I woke up and I went outside in my nightie,
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and I didn't know why.
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And then I saw a shooting star going over,
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and so I made a wish on it just like Grammy taught us to.
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How was I to know that it was the shooting star that would...
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Weep tick
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Why's he so important?
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It's sort of cloudy.
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Well, what about her?
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Her, not so much.
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Oh, come on, Olaf.
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She did the weeping thing, she's beautiful,
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she... she... shit.
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Come on, Axl we're up.
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I'm very sorry for your loss.
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Thank you.
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What you said before was just beautiful.
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Thank you.
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Didn't you think so?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was great.
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Thank you. Are you coming up to the farm for the wake?
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Oh, yes.
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You try stopping us.
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What a bitch!
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She's my best friend.
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But yeah, she is kind of a bitch.
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She steals your man and asks you to be the bridesmaid.
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Now, first of all, she didn't steal Stuart.
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He had already dumped me when they hooked up.
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And second... I love weddings.
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I know it sounds old-fashioned,
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but I love the idea that a man and a woman...
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or two men or two women or so.
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I love that they're willing to stand up and say, "I love you" in front of all those people.
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I would go to a wedding every week if I could.
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Even though you're only ever the bridesmaid.
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Hey, I am never only the bridesmaid.
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I am the best bridesmaid ever.
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When I bridesmaid, everything goes according to plan.
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Mm, even when the groom is your ex?
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I told you, I'm over him.
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Seriously! I have no issues with Stuart.
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I have many issues with the dress.
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The bridesmaid's dress.
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The only dress I'm ever likely to wear to a wedding.
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That's so not true.
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I should get back to the office.
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I've got a million things to do, like find Anders a new fridge.
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Ah, leave that with me.
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Will you?
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Oh, fridges are my thing, like being a bridesmaid is, yours.
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Wow, aren't we a pair?
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Aren't we?
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How many women friends do you have?
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Don't know.
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Guess. And Valerie doesn't count.
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Four or five.
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And how many of those are actually Valerie's friends
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who you happen to get on with?
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What's your point, Ty?
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I have 19.
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Good for you.
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And they're not just women I regard as a friend.
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They're actual friends who call me and...
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we have coffee and I give them advice and we talk.
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We talk, Mike.
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Yeah, well, maybe you're one of those guys that gets on really well with women.
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Do you know how many of these women I've either slept with
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or tried to sleep with?
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I'm guessing 19.
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And they're all still friends with me.
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Because I'm such a great guy.
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00:12:05,832 --> 00:12:09,801
Look, Ty, I get that you're not happy with your lot, I truly do.
266
00:12:09,799 --> 00:12:11,769
No, I don't think you truly do, Mike.
267
00:12:12,237 --> 00:12:16,637
What happens to me
268
00:12:16,644 --> 00:12:17,894
if Axl finds Frigg and lo and behold we attain our glorious powers?
269
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:19,433
Don't go there.
270
00:12:19,602 --> 00:12:22,842
Behold, Hod, god of all things cold and dark.
271
00:12:22,899 --> 00:12:24,799
Well,there's a turn-on for the ladies.
272
00:12:25,008 --> 00:12:26,427
Hey, hey, I'm a winter god, too
273
00:12:26,426 --> 00:12:28,736
Of skiing! The cool bit of winter!
274
00:12:29,074 --> 00:12:32,174
Try not to think about this shit and live in the here and now.
275
00:12:32,242 --> 00:12:35,302
Yeah, well, in the here and in the now...
276
00:12:35,499 --> 00:12:37,869
I don't want 20 women friends.
277
00:12:39,037 --> 00:12:41,967
It's way too many for any self-respecting guy.
278
00:12:42,134 --> 00:12:43,974
Then do something about it.
279
00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:53,507
What do you think they actually put in the casket?
280
00:12:53,575 --> 00:12:54,804
Jesus, Anders!
281
00:12:54,804 --> 00:12:55,953
Seriously. She's already been cremated,
282
00:12:55,954 --> 00:12:56,844
why have a casket?
283
00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:04,149
Uh, Anders, there's a very large man with the goddess.
284
00:13:04,147 --> 00:13:06,346
Don't worry about him. I'll deal with him.
285
00:13:06,345 --> 00:13:07,395
What about her?
286
00:13:08,714 --> 00:13:09,713
I'll deal with her.
287
00:13:09,713 --> 00:13:10,912
Thought you were dealing with the big guy.
288
00:13:10,912 --> 00:13:13,112
Axl. Work with me.
289
00:13:27,179 --> 00:13:29,055
If what we're both thinking is right,
290
00:13:29,055 --> 00:13:31,118
this could end very badly.
291
00:13:32,915 --> 00:13:33,985
I have an idea.
292
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,080
Hi.
293
00:13:42,777 --> 00:13:43,847
Hello.
294
00:13:44,216 --> 00:13:46,086
Are you Thor?
295
00:13:49,012 --> 00:13:50,242
Do I know you?
296
00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:51,551
No.
297
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,950
Sorry to trouble you.
298
00:13:54,248 --> 00:13:55,788
When's the wedding?
299
00:13:55,847 --> 00:13:57,447
Oh, we haven't set a date yet.
300
00:13:57,456 --> 00:13:59,056
Taking it slowly, that's wise.
301
00:14:00,154 --> 00:14:02,753
Sorry, um, need to steal these people.
302
00:14:02,752 --> 00:14:04,852
Love what you said in church, by the way.
303
00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:06,750
It was beautiful. Come,dear.
304
00:14:11,925 --> 00:14:12,554
Sorry, who was Thor?
305
00:14:12,554 --> 00:14:15,624
The farmer guy. This farm.
306
00:14:15,892 --> 00:14:17,551
The brother. Angelica's brother.
307
00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:19,619
Why are you even here? Why are we telling them?
308
00:14:19,619 --> 00:14:21,189
It kind of affects us all.
309
00:14:21,257 --> 00:14:23,326
Because he's Thor, god of war!
310
00:14:23,326 --> 00:14:23,955
So?
311
00:14:23,955 --> 00:14:25,755
Axl's Odin, he's not exactly terrifying.
312
00:14:25,854 --> 00:14:30,023
The thing about Thor is that traditionally he's barking mad.
313
00:14:30,021 --> 00:14:31,521
Usually really rather demented.
314
00:14:31,559 --> 00:14:32,508
We can deal with that.
315
00:14:32,509 --> 00:14:33,449
Tell me about the sister,
316
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,818
and if you say it's cloudy I will punch you in the nuts.
317
00:14:36,456 --> 00:14:37,326
Thor ahoy.
318
00:14:38,164 --> 00:14:40,824
Who are you people? Tell me!
319
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,029
I'm Baldr, reborn.
320
00:14:47,127 --> 00:14:48,497
I am the goddess Sjofn.
321
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,296
Uh, Snotra. Hello.
322
00:14:50,495 --> 00:14:53,465
Goddesses? Don't trust them.
323
00:14:54,312 --> 00:14:55,061
I'm Bragi.
324
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,990
The poet? Poetry's for puffs.
325
00:14:58,988 --> 00:15:00,307
And you?
326
00:15:00,307 --> 00:15:02,297
Uh, I'm Odin, god of everything.
327
00:15:05,463 --> 00:15:07,363
No, seriously, he is.
328
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,060
He's returned?
329
00:15:11,099 --> 00:15:12,229
Yup.
330
00:15:19,392 --> 00:15:20,592
My Lord.
331
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,190
Sweet-ass, man.
332
00:15:26,287 --> 00:15:26,877
Well, believe it or not,
333
00:15:26,887 --> 00:15:29,647
there was actual food in Anders'freezer.
334
00:15:29,714 --> 00:15:31,784
Be a shame to let it go to waste.
335
00:15:32,113 --> 00:15:33,753
So, instead you decided to cook it.
336
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,550
I'm a good cook, actually.
337
00:15:35,550 --> 00:15:36,650
So I've heard.
338
00:15:37,518 --> 00:15:39,888
If you're going to be stuck here because of my dick brother,
339
00:15:40,116 --> 00:15:43,185
you should at least eat something.
340
00:15:43,184 --> 00:15:45,073
When I looked in Anders' freezer,
341
00:15:45,073 --> 00:15:46,652
there was nothing but vodka.
342
00:15:46,651 --> 00:15:48,871
Well, food was hidden, uh,
343
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,989
way at the back, behind the vodka.
344
00:15:54,885 --> 00:15:55,555
Is that the dress?
345
00:15:55,624 --> 00:15:56,224
Yeah.
346
00:15:58,022 --> 00:15:59,551
Can I see it?
347
00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:01,761
Depends on how good your cooking is.
348
00:16:01,850 --> 00:16:03,150
Okay.
349
00:16:04,517 --> 00:16:05,657
More goat kebabs, My lord Odin?
350
00:16:05,717 --> 00:16:07,026
No, I'm good, thanks,Derrick.
351
00:16:07,026 --> 00:16:09,135
Nonsense. Eat.
352
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,723
And call me Thor.
353
00:16:10,723 --> 00:16:12,553
Should you be talking like this with them around?
354
00:16:12,621 --> 00:16:13,640
What, mortals?
355
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,429
Who cares about them?
356
00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:16,250
They know not to disturb Thor when he's at his high table.
357
00:16:16,288 --> 00:16:17,357
His high picnic table.
358
00:16:17,358 --> 00:16:19,258
It's a bloody table, isn't it?
359
00:16:19,526 --> 00:16:22,946
So, um, getting back to the whole prophecy thing...
360
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,052
Odin will find his Frigg
361
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:28,662
and the full powers of Asgard will once again flow through our veins.
362
00:16:28,759 --> 00:16:30,289
Tell us about your sister.
363
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:33,527
Angelica? She's not Frigg.
364
00:16:35,523 --> 00:16:37,523
But she's your sister.
365
00:16:37,732 --> 00:16:38,661
Yeah.
366
00:16:38,661 --> 00:16:39,191
And you're a god,
367
00:16:39,261 --> 00:16:39,960
therefore
368
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,090
I'm adopted, dickhead.
369
00:16:41,159 --> 00:16:43,259
Someone adopted me when my parents cacked it.
370
00:16:43,397 --> 00:16:46,426
I only found out I was a god from this one-armed guy in prison.
371
00:16:46,425 --> 00:16:48,155
He turned out to be the god Tyr.
372
00:16:48,164 --> 00:16:52,003
He explained a lot about what had been happening to me since I turned 21
373
00:16:52,001 --> 00:16:53,921
and started doing my Thor shit.
374
00:16:55,728 --> 00:16:57,458
They all think I'm barking mad, but...
375
00:16:57,966 --> 00:16:59,216
we're no different,eh?
376
00:17:00,334 --> 00:17:01,333
So, you're saying
377
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:04,932
we can rule her out of any Frigg possibility.
378
00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:07,170
Are you deaf as well as stupid, poet?
379
00:17:07,169 --> 00:17:10,209
Forget about Angelica. She's as much a goddess as this fucking table.
380
00:17:11,496 --> 00:17:13,306
It's my daughter you're after.
381
00:17:14,363 --> 00:17:16,503
There's your goddess Frigg.
382
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,399
Delphine, the fruit of my loins.
383
00:17:25,235 --> 00:17:27,274
No one ever said that when you found her she'd be drop-dead gorgeous.
384
00:17:27,273 --> 00:17:28,272
You did!
385
00:17:28,273 --> 00:17:28,873
When?
386
00:17:29,032 --> 00:17:29,561
All the times
387
00:17:29,562 --> 00:17:32,032
you had me testing every bloody hot blunt object in the fire.
388
00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:34,649
Well, now here she is,
389
00:17:34,648 --> 00:17:36,738
a nice... plain Kiwi chick.
390
00:17:36,766 --> 00:17:38,436
Goddesses come in all forms, Axl.
391
00:17:38,505 --> 00:17:40,234
Find the beauty within.
392
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:40,932
Who knows?
393
00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:42,442
Maybe she's a firecracker in the sack.
394
00:17:42,442 --> 00:17:46,235
Look,the important thing is, Axl, is that you need to do the business
395
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,439
and get our powers back.
396
00:17:48,337 --> 00:17:48,906
Then you can give her the flip
397
00:17:48,907 --> 00:17:51,207
because... you're Odin.
398
00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:02,469
We just, uh... family stuff.
399
00:18:02,676 --> 00:18:04,506
You talk family stuff in the bach?
400
00:18:05,504 --> 00:18:06,464
Sometimes.
401
00:18:07,172 --> 00:18:09,172
Must be an Auckland thing.
402
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,369
I need Odin, alone.
403
00:18:11,369 --> 00:18:13,438
Uh, you know, Derrick, we tend to roll as a group...
404
00:18:13,438 --> 00:18:14,017
Just for the night,
405
00:18:14,017 --> 00:18:16,606
so a father can get to know his future son.
406
00:18:16,605 --> 00:18:17,444
Actually, we didn't plan on staying...
407
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:20,043
I've secured you rooms at the Whangaparaoa Motor Lodge.
408
00:18:20,042 --> 00:18:22,982
I sent the goddesses ahead to warm your beds.
409
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,479
Come on, My Lord.
410
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:25,679
We shall walk.
411
00:18:27,846 --> 00:18:29,345
Having second thoughts here.
412
00:18:29,345 --> 00:18:31,344
Don't be such a girly blouse.
413
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,684
Don't you dare laugh.
414
00:18:39,717 --> 00:18:40,707
Ouch.
415
00:18:40,716 --> 00:18:41,446
Oh, don't.
416
00:18:41,516 --> 00:18:45,036
You need to find a new BFF on the grounds of mental cruelty.
417
00:18:45,882 --> 00:18:48,721
It is a truly awful dress, right?
418
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,450
Truly... truly.
419
00:18:50,519 --> 00:18:52,179
That apparently sets off the wedding dress.
420
00:18:52,248 --> 00:18:54,518
Stuart has no problem marrying a woman with no...
421
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,125
visible taste?
422
00:18:56,384 --> 00:18:58,384
He seems very happy.
423
00:18:59,122 --> 00:19:00,852
You are so lucky he dumped you.
424
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,320
You are the best friend a girl could have.
425
00:19:04,888 --> 00:19:07,388
Yeah, I've been told.
426
00:19:07,456 --> 00:19:08,416
I need to get out of this thing.
427
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,685
And I need to shoot through,find Anders a new fridge.
428
00:19:11,752 --> 00:19:13,482
Oh, you are a saint.
429
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:15,650
Close.
430
00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:29,650
Shouldn't you be warming my bed?
431
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:34,757
You want living proof of why we're trying to stop you?
432
00:19:35,194 --> 00:19:36,054
Thor.
433
00:19:36,323 --> 00:19:39,063
Feeling powerless must really piss you off.
434
00:19:39,191 --> 00:19:40,940
Oh, and you must be so happy
435
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:44,059
leaving Axl up there all alone to screw things up.
436
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,897
As long as screwing's involved, I'm happy.
437
00:19:46,056 --> 00:19:47,616
I don't see that happening...
438
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:51,195
given how your boy almost burst into tears when he clapped eyes on the alluring Delphine.
439
00:19:51,262 --> 00:19:52,521
Time will tell.
440
00:19:52,521 --> 00:19:53,481
It will.
441
00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:55,360
Fancy a drink while it does?
442
00:19:56,358 --> 00:19:58,598
So, you... you farm goats?
443
00:19:59,356 --> 00:20:00,325
That's pretty out there.
444
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:03,495
Easiest bloody thing in the world to farm, eat any shit.
445
00:20:03,592 --> 00:20:04,632
Fucking rabbits are the problem.
446
00:20:04,691 --> 00:20:06,331
Bloody root bags. .
447
00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:09,900
Delphine.She's the wind beneath my wings,you know.
448
00:20:10,597 --> 00:20:11,857
Sure.
449
00:20:13,225 --> 00:20:16,034
So, how am I meant to know you're on the level,
450
00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:17,582
that you're actually even Odin,
451
00:20:17,581 --> 00:20:19,921
not just some... rabbit looking to get your end away?
452
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:23,229
Yeah, well, how am I meant to know you're actually even Thor?
453
00:20:29,902 --> 00:20:32,052
I fucking hate rabbits.
454
00:20:40,264 --> 00:20:44,513
So, before I grant you access to my beautiful daughter's holy of holies,
455
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:47,631
I need to know that you're the real deal.
456
00:21:00,438 --> 00:21:01,698
Holy shit.
457
00:21:16,206 --> 00:21:17,436
Sorry.
458
00:21:18,634 --> 00:21:20,444
I doubted the word of Odin.
459
00:21:20,503 --> 00:21:22,842
I paid the price.
460
00:21:22,841 --> 00:21:25,471
Time you met the daughter.
461
00:21:34,412 --> 00:21:35,672
My Lord Odin.
462
00:21:40,277 --> 00:21:42,856
I'll leave you two to get to know each other.
463
00:21:42,855 --> 00:21:45,445
I'm making stew for afters.
464
00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:52,139
Would My Lord like a refreshment?
465
00:21:52,148 --> 00:21:53,988
Oh, shit, yeah.
466
00:22:00,482 --> 00:22:01,882
you want one?
467
00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:07,377
How would My Lord like...
468
00:22:07,386 --> 00:22:11,385
The first thing My Lord would like is for you to stop calling him My Lord.
469
00:22:11,383 --> 00:22:12,553
My name's Axl.
470
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:35,267
Did you know that this motor lodge has got a hot pool?
471
00:22:35,335 --> 00:22:36,804
I didn't know.
472
00:22:36,804 --> 00:22:38,593
I can also tell you where the laundry is
473
00:22:38,592 --> 00:22:41,282
and that valuables can be stored in the safe at the office
474
00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:43,459
and where to assemble in case of fire.
475
00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:44,638
Over there.
476
00:22:44,707 --> 00:22:46,947
All good stuff to know.
477
00:22:47,106 --> 00:22:48,636
I'm Snotra, goddess of prudence.
478
00:22:49,004 --> 00:22:52,534
I always thought prudence was, like, being tight-ass with money.
479
00:22:53,201 --> 00:22:55,651
It's really about knowing stuff
480
00:22:55,659 --> 00:22:58,099
and being prepared,planning ahead.
481
00:22:58,936 --> 00:23:00,976
I have vodka.
482
00:23:01,035 --> 00:23:03,175
Tell me more about the hot pool.
483
00:23:03,243 --> 00:23:05,173
It's hot. And I have vodka.
484
00:23:07,410 --> 00:23:09,210
I'm sorry.
485
00:23:09,568 --> 00:23:10,638
It's okay.
486
00:23:11,137 --> 00:23:12,706
I'm not usually a crybaby,
487
00:23:12,706 --> 00:23:15,445
but this is such a big thing for my dad
488
00:23:15,444 --> 00:23:17,204
and it's so hard to say no to him.
489
00:23:17,242 --> 00:23:19,541
Not only because he's the god of war.
490
00:23:19,540 --> 00:23:21,910
I can see that.
491
00:23:22,508 --> 00:23:24,078
His powers are awesome, eh?
492
00:23:24,147 --> 00:23:27,017
I pity any rabbit who crosses his path.
493
00:23:27,404 --> 00:23:30,504
But you're Odin. You're,like, heaps more powerful than him.
494
00:23:30,582 --> 00:23:32,812
Apparently.
495
00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:35,348
And you're Frigg.
496
00:23:35,348 --> 00:23:37,118
I'm daddy's special goddess.
497
00:23:44,511 --> 00:23:48,981
He's never really been clear on which one I am, until now.
498
00:23:49,917 --> 00:23:52,447
So how did you find out you were Odin?
499
00:23:52,545 --> 00:23:54,915
On my 21st. After the lightning hit me.
500
00:23:55,712 --> 00:23:57,352
Awesome.
501
00:23:58,111 --> 00:23:59,481
What happened to you on your 21st?
502
00:24:00,079 --> 00:24:01,348
Is it the same for goddesses?
503
00:24:01,348 --> 00:24:02,278
I got Clomid and
504
00:24:02,287 --> 00:24:04,147
spewed in the cab back after the happenning
505
00:24:04,845 --> 00:24:07,515
No lightning bolts from above ?
506
00:24:07,653 --> 00:24:09,683
Everything went a bit spinny.
507
00:24:10,751 --> 00:24:11,651
Right.
508
00:24:13,649 --> 00:24:15,849
And then I got pregnant.
509
00:24:16,516 --> 00:24:19,646
You're pregnant? You don't look pregnant.
510
00:24:19,684 --> 00:24:22,314
I only turned 21 six weeks ago.
511
00:24:22,322 --> 00:24:26,422
Is that a problem with you and me hooking up as god and goddess?
512
00:24:27,288 --> 00:24:29,058
Yeah, I think it might be.
513
00:24:31,924 --> 00:24:34,164
Shit, I am useless
514
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,461
You get the feeling they don't like us?
515
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,259
You. They don't like you.
516
00:24:52,259 --> 00:24:53,988
They sense I'm a god. They're jealous.
517
00:24:53,987 --> 00:24:55,687
No, they sense you're a prick.
518
00:24:55,996 --> 00:24:57,156
That's not very nice,
519
00:24:57,225 --> 00:24:59,225
especially after I bought you a glass of the house white.
520
00:24:59,293 --> 00:25:01,422
Got any cocaine to go with it?
521
00:25:01,422 --> 00:25:03,861
That's more your department as a medical professional.
522
00:25:03,860 --> 00:25:04,839
Tell me, do you tend to scare more
523
00:25:04,839 --> 00:25:06,258
patients to death than you save?
524
00:25:06,258 --> 00:25:08,497
I try to avoid patients when possible.
525
00:25:08,496 --> 00:25:09,426
So needy.
526
00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:15,892
To me, you seem like a cheap children's party magician.
527
00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:17,490
I see them, in the kids' ward,
528
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:21,828
harassing the poor little bastards with their repertoire of less-than-amazing tricks.
529
00:25:21,826 --> 00:25:23,795
You're the god equivalent of them.
530
00:25:23,794 --> 00:25:24,694
Harsh.
531
00:25:24,763 --> 00:25:26,393
Talking some bimbo into spreading her legs.
532
00:25:26,892 --> 00:25:28,832
Aweinspiring.
533
00:25:29,999 --> 00:25:31,728
Do you do balloon animals as well?
534
00:25:31,728 --> 00:25:34,367
The mythologies describe you as a minor goddess.
535
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:37,436
So you're not exactly one to talk, are you?
536
00:25:37,813 --> 00:25:41,132
Myths are there to be rewritten aren't they?
537
00:25:41,131 --> 00:25:43,161
You're telling the story.
538
00:25:43,559 --> 00:25:45,119
Look at our history.
539
00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:48,067
Every stupid decision that got us where we are today,
540
00:25:48,065 --> 00:25:50,844
as far from Asgard as it is possible to fall,
541
00:25:50,843 --> 00:25:52,403
made by gods.
542
00:25:52,432 --> 00:25:53,401
Not by this god.
543
00:25:53,401 --> 00:25:54,571
My point exactly.
544
00:25:54,630 --> 00:25:57,189
If only the old gods had worked with us goddesses,
545
00:25:57,188 --> 00:25:59,197
even the minor ones,
546
00:25:59,197 --> 00:26:01,746
instead of always doing the dirty on us,
547
00:26:01,745 --> 00:26:03,934
things could be very different,
548
00:26:03,933 --> 00:26:04,663
don't you think?
549
00:26:08,170 --> 00:26:11,440
The trouble with goddesses is you can't trust them.
550
00:26:11,787 --> 00:26:13,667
Trust can be earned, Anders.
551
00:26:14,265 --> 00:26:17,105
Starting with another glass of the house white.
552
00:26:19,401 --> 00:26:22,570
They so don't get what it is to be an oracle.
553
00:26:22,569 --> 00:26:23,709
Oh yeah.
554
00:26:23,768 --> 00:26:26,607
I mean, it's not like it's an exact science.
555
00:26:26,606 --> 00:26:27,396
Exactly!
556
00:26:27,405 --> 00:26:31,635
And is there ever any gratitude when we do get it right?
557
00:26:32,301 --> 00:26:33,941
I never seem to get it right.
558
00:26:38,836 --> 00:26:42,546
Well, there isn't. And it makes me want to scream.
559
00:26:42,773 --> 00:26:45,012
Usually when it gets too much,
560
00:26:45,011 --> 00:26:47,481
I get wasted and go surfing.
561
00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:49,239
I can't surf.
562
00:26:49,438 --> 00:26:51,078
I can teach you.
563
00:26:51,147 --> 00:26:53,157
That's be so cool.
564
00:26:54,974 --> 00:26:56,303
Until then,
565
00:26:56,303 --> 00:26:58,422
we're just going to
566
00:26:58,421 --> 00:27:01,341
have to get wasted.
567
00:27:01,379 --> 00:27:03,019
Oh drugs.
568
00:27:03,027 --> 00:27:06,317
I can do bad things on drugs.
569
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,144
So I'm at work, right?
570
00:27:08,143 --> 00:27:12,153
And this courier turns up bearing these.
571
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:13,440
They're tickets.
572
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:15,748
They were sent to me by a woman.
573
00:27:15,747 --> 00:27:17,147
Go you. Who is she?
574
00:27:17,216 --> 00:27:19,246
Not important. Look at what the ticket's for.
575
00:27:20,014 --> 00:27:22,483
Sing-a-long A Sound Of Music.
576
00:27:22,482 --> 00:27:24,252
Is that like the movie?
577
00:27:24,311 --> 00:27:26,350
The Sing-a-long Sound Of Music, Mike,
578
00:27:26,349 --> 00:27:29,388
is a bunch of people dressed up like nuns and Nazis
579
00:27:29,387 --> 00:27:31,417
in a theatre singing along.
580
00:27:32,415 --> 00:27:34,245
It's the gayest thing ever.
581
00:27:34,283 --> 00:27:36,623
Well, maybe she likes that sort of thing.
582
00:27:36,681 --> 00:27:38,320
But what makes her think I like that sort of thing?
583
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,419
I don't know. Ask her, not me
584
00:27:40,418 --> 00:27:43,288
I mean, it's great that she wants to go out with me.
585
00:27:43,486 --> 00:27:44,716
But to this?
586
00:27:45,814 --> 00:27:47,814
What message is she sending?
587
00:27:48,922 --> 00:27:51,212
Have I gone beyond being a friend to being a.
588
00:27:52,919 --> 00:27:53,709
you know.
589
00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:56,487
Gay friend?
590
00:27:57,225 --> 00:27:58,115
Yes.
591
00:27:58,904 --> 00:28:02,254
Oh, but how do you broach that question with a woman?
592
00:28:02,821 --> 00:28:04,710
Don't know.
593
00:28:04,710 --> 00:28:06,589
Just come straight out with it.
594
00:28:06,588 --> 00:28:10,998
I'm sorry, but... enjoy.
595
00:28:12,354 --> 00:28:13,663
His name's Ross.
596
00:28:13,663 --> 00:28:16,022
He's a sheep milker down the valley.
597
00:28:16,021 --> 00:28:19,161
He's so choice and I love saying his name.
598
00:28:19,328 --> 00:28:20,788
Ross.
599
00:28:22,686 --> 00:28:23,526
Ross.
600
00:28:25,224 --> 00:28:26,124
Awesome.
601
00:28:26,193 --> 00:28:28,223
Isn't it?
602
00:28:31,219 --> 00:28:33,069
Does your dad know about this?
603
00:28:33,197 --> 00:28:35,157
Fuck no. He'd kill me.
604
00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:36,725
Okay.
605
00:28:37,324 --> 00:28:40,324
Actually, he'd kill Ross first, then me.
606
00:28:40,392 --> 00:28:42,862
Which is why I haven't told him.
607
00:28:44,429 --> 00:28:45,959
We could say it's yours
608
00:28:48,366 --> 00:28:49,466
Why?
609
00:28:49,825 --> 00:28:52,545
So that dad doesn't kill Ross, or me
610
00:28:52,592 --> 00:28:54,661
I don't think that'll work.
611
00:28:54,661 --> 00:28:56,031
Why not?
612
00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,380
No offense,
613
00:28:57,389 --> 00:28:59,959
but I don't want to stick around and raise someone else's kid with you.
614
00:28:59,967 --> 00:29:00,926
Yeah, no offense,
615
00:29:00,926 --> 00:29:01,966
I don't actually find you attractive.
616
00:29:01,995 --> 00:29:03,654
Not compared to Ross.
617
00:29:03,654 --> 00:29:06,043
And besides, dad says gods never stay around anyway
618
00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:08,061
'cause gods do what gods have to do.
619
00:29:08,060 --> 00:29:09,870
Hence you not having a mum around
620
00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:12,269
Mum's dead, actually.
621
00:29:13,137 --> 00:29:14,137
Shit.
622
00:29:14,635 --> 00:29:15,445
Sorry.
623
00:29:16,034 --> 00:29:19,744
She died in a tragic accident when I was way young.
624
00:29:20,261 --> 00:29:21,100
Right.
625
00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:23,199
Just out of interest,
626
00:29:23,199 --> 00:29:26,138
which goddess was she?
627
00:29:26,136 --> 00:29:27,336
Mum?
628
00:29:27,405 --> 00:29:28,464
Yeah.
629
00:29:28,465 --> 00:29:29,654
She wasn't a goddess.
630
00:29:29,654 --> 00:29:32,233
She worked on the line at the freezing works before it shut down.
631
00:29:32,232 --> 00:29:35,002
She and dad met slaughtering.
632
00:29:35,070 --> 00:29:36,169
She wasn't an actual goddess?
633
00:29:36,169 --> 00:29:38,629
He's an actual god. Does it matter?
634
00:29:38,677 --> 00:29:41,127
Actually, it's kind of important to my whole prophecy thing.
635
00:29:41,175 --> 00:29:45,174
Yeah, well, me hooking up with a god is real important to my dad
636
00:29:45,172 --> 00:29:48,142
so what say you just play along for a bit
637
00:29:48,619 --> 00:29:49,818
Say the kid's yours until me
638
00:29:49,818 --> 00:29:52,078
and Ross can shoot through to the south island.
639
00:29:53,445 --> 00:29:56,944
That way dad doesn't kill Ross,
640
00:29:56,943 --> 00:29:58,543
me or you.
641
00:29:59,591 --> 00:30:01,611
What do you recon?
642
00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:17,939
I been waiting... for the god power to surge through my veins.
643
00:30:18,006 --> 00:30:19,885
Yeah, about that.
644
00:30:19,885 --> 00:30:24,005
Uh, me and Delphine have decided to take things slowly.
645
00:30:25,371 --> 00:30:26,641
You what?
646
00:30:27,109 --> 00:30:32,208
This is such an important meeting of our two god-like families,
647
00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:34,924
so we need to take things,
648
00:30:34,923 --> 00:30:36,282
you know,
649
00:30:36,282 --> 00:30:37,302
slowly.
650
00:30:37,411 --> 00:30:38,670
I've given you my permission.
651
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,010
You can do what you want to the girl
652
00:30:40,019 --> 00:30:41,248
as long as it gets us our powers back.
653
00:30:41,248 --> 00:30:43,778
I don't think it works like that
654
00:30:44,216 --> 00:30:45,375
The way I see it,
655
00:30:45,375 --> 00:30:47,934
this is a race of men and a race of gods
656
00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:49,803
and we must ascend.
657
00:30:49,842 --> 00:30:51,882
And I'm sure that'll happen.
658
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:54,459
And me and Delph have made a connection
659
00:30:54,458 --> 00:30:56,977
which I'm sure over time will grow.
660
00:30:56,976 --> 00:31:00,116
You just can't expect it all to happen overnight.
661
00:31:00,144 --> 00:31:01,573
If you were a true god,
662
00:31:01,573 --> 00:31:03,883
it would happen on the table in front of my eyes.
663
00:31:06,149 --> 00:31:08,558
Okay, that's not really good parenting, Derrick.
664
00:31:08,557 --> 00:31:09,777
My name is Thor!
665
00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:11,815
Okay, and I need to get back to my family now.
666
00:31:11,815 --> 00:31:14,254
The gods brought you to this for a reason
667
00:31:14,253 --> 00:31:16,613
And until you come through on that reason,you're not going anywhere.
668
00:31:16,681 --> 00:31:19,881
I refuse to be a fucking goat refuse to be a fucking goat farmer for the rest of my life!
669
00:31:22,546 --> 00:31:23,546
Stew's ready
670
00:31:26,923 --> 00:31:30,052
Oh! Sorry, I wasn't expecting there'd be anyone here.
671
00:31:30,050 --> 00:31:31,850
Just picking up the munted fridge
672
00:31:32,189 --> 00:31:35,089
Yay. I couldn't remember if I'd fed the fish.
673
00:31:36,685 --> 00:31:39,085
Did you get the tickets?
674
00:31:39,183 --> 00:31:39,983
I did.
675
00:31:40,422 --> 00:31:41,152
Bit of a cheap, really.
676
00:31:41,222 --> 00:31:43,321
We're doing the publicity for it,
677
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,480
so they were free,
678
00:31:44,489 --> 00:31:47,049
but I'd love to have someone to go with.
679
00:31:49,356 --> 00:31:51,286
You're already going, aren't you?
680
00:31:51,554 --> 00:31:53,654
And I've made things awkward.
681
00:31:55,990 --> 00:31:58,749
Dawn... why would you think that dressing up
682
00:31:58,748 --> 00:32:01,728
and singing along to the Sound of bloody Music is my cup of tea?
683
00:32:01,796 --> 00:32:04,256
Oh, well, you don't have to dress up if you don't want to.
684
00:32:04,294 --> 00:32:05,423
I mean, at all.
685
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:09,222
Why? What is it about me that makes you think that I'm...
686
00:32:09,220 --> 00:32:09,860
you know.
687
00:32:10,519 --> 00:32:11,959
Oh no.
688
00:32:12,328 --> 00:32:13,388
Oh no what?
689
00:32:13,497 --> 00:32:14,896
Anders warned me that you'd
690
00:32:14,896 --> 00:32:16,395
What about Anders?
691
00:32:16,395 --> 00:32:17,794
Well, when he told me.
692
00:32:17,793 --> 00:32:18,793
Told you what?
693
00:32:20,092 --> 00:32:22,592
So if you could do it all again, that'd be great.
694
00:32:24,328 --> 00:32:26,227
Why aren't you nice to me like your brother?
695
00:32:26,227 --> 00:32:28,457
Do you have "feelings" for him?
696
00:32:28,525 --> 00:32:29,255
No.
697
00:32:29,494 --> 00:32:30,243
That's okay, Dawn.
698
00:32:30,244 --> 00:32:32,624
Plenty of women have made the same mistake before you.
699
00:32:32,632 --> 00:32:33,632
What mistake?
700
00:32:33,831 --> 00:32:35,460
Let's just say that Ty has a lot of women friends.
701
00:32:35,460 --> 00:32:37,259
No way.
702
00:32:37,258 --> 00:32:38,157
Look at the evidence, Dawn:
703
00:32:38,158 --> 00:32:39,047
he goes to the gym,
704
00:32:39,047 --> 00:32:39,786
he dresses neatly,
705
00:32:39,786 --> 00:32:41,565
his place is fiendishly tidy,
706
00:32:41,565 --> 00:32:42,454
he's a great cook
707
00:32:42,454 --> 00:32:44,523
and, yeah, it's true, he never has a girlfriend
708
00:32:44,523 --> 00:32:46,892
yet he has lots of women friends who think that he's amazing.
709
00:32:46,891 --> 00:32:48,560
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.
710
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:49,489
He'll deny it,
711
00:32:49,489 --> 00:32:53,029
but Ty isn't waiting to come out of the closet, he is the closet.
712
00:32:53,496 --> 00:32:55,766
No, I'm not gay.
713
00:32:55,964 --> 00:32:58,034
That's okay. There's really nothing wrong with being gay.
714
00:32:58,062 --> 00:33:00,571
I am not gay. I never have been, never will be.
715
00:33:00,570 --> 00:33:02,060
Anders was lying to you.
716
00:33:02,069 --> 00:33:02,968
Why would he do that?
717
00:33:02,968 --> 00:33:04,937
Because he knows you're a woman I could fall for in a really big way
718
00:33:04,937 --> 00:33:06,056
and that pisses him off
719
00:33:06,056 --> 00:33:07,466
because he wants you all to himself.
720
00:33:11,732 --> 00:33:14,002
I have to go.
721
00:33:14,999 --> 00:33:18,839
I have a wedding dinner... pre-wedding thing.
722
00:33:24,542 --> 00:33:26,691
You keep using the word "we"
723
00:33:26,690 --> 00:33:28,649
when you're abusing me and my family,
724
00:33:28,649 --> 00:33:31,199
but who is this "we" that you keep talking about?
725
00:33:31,207 --> 00:33:33,477
I'm sure there's not just you and Snotty.
726
00:33:34,174 --> 00:33:35,004
Snotra.
727
00:33:35,074 --> 00:33:37,974
That's the worst goddess name ever.
728
00:33:38,671 --> 00:33:41,970
We are a group of like-minded beings.
729
00:33:41,968 --> 00:33:43,938
But not all that like-minded is what I'm hearing.
730
00:33:47,474 --> 00:33:49,514
I'm busy now, Dawn, so whatever it is you're doing...
731
00:33:49,522 --> 00:33:50,442
You wanker.
732
00:33:50,542 --> 00:33:51,702
Ty?
733
00:33:51,711 --> 00:33:52,570
Why did you do it?
734
00:33:52,570 --> 00:33:53,279
Why are you in my house?
735
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,910
Why did you tell her I was gay?
736
00:33:55,977 --> 00:33:56,837
Who?
737
00:33:57,037 --> 00:33:57,806
You know who.
738
00:33:57,806 --> 00:33:58,536
I tell everyone you're gay.
739
00:33:59,075 --> 00:34:00,774
Dawn! You told her I was gay
740
00:34:00,774 --> 00:34:01,914
Aren't you?
741
00:34:02,043 --> 00:34:03,102
You know I'm not!
742
00:34:03,102 --> 00:34:04,331
You might as well be, for all the use you are to women.
743
00:34:04,331 --> 00:34:04,940
Why are we talking about this?
744
00:34:04,940 --> 00:34:07,779
Because you have no fucking right interfering in my life!
745
00:34:07,778 --> 00:34:09,058
I know. I do it because I can
746
00:34:09,067 --> 00:34:09,576
and because it's fun.
747
00:34:09,577 --> 00:34:10,947
Fuck you, Anders!
748
00:34:11,016 --> 00:34:11,945
You called just to tell me that?
749
00:34:11,945 --> 00:34:13,645
A text would have been quicker.
750
00:34:13,714 --> 00:34:15,014
God, you're a dick!
751
00:34:15,382 --> 00:34:16,712
But at least I'm a god.
752
00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:35,049
Did I forget the fish?
753
00:34:35,117 --> 00:34:37,177
Don't worry about the fish. I'll deal with the fish.
754
00:34:37,285 --> 00:34:42,014
Right. Okay. What you said before...
755
00:34:42,012 --> 00:34:43,511
I'm not gay.
756
00:34:43,511 --> 00:34:46,721
About me being the woman you could fall for in a really big way
757
00:34:48,017 --> 00:34:50,487
It wasn't a heat-of-the- moment thing, was it?
758
00:34:50,545 --> 00:34:52,004
No.
759
00:34:52,004 --> 00:34:54,904
I mean, it came out in the heat of the moment,
760
00:34:54,912 --> 00:34:57,812
but it had occurred to me ages ago.
761
00:34:59,878 --> 00:35:02,818
I figured out a while ago that you were special too.
762
00:35:04,414 --> 00:35:05,483
By special, do you mean...
763
00:35:05,484 --> 00:35:07,884
Not in a gay way! So not gay.
764
00:35:12,818 --> 00:35:15,458
I don't want to be your friend, Dawn.
765
00:35:17,025 --> 00:35:19,895
I've got way too many friends.
766
00:36:13,761 --> 00:36:16,030
There's a wee problem with the motor lodge.
767
00:36:16,029 --> 00:36:16,829
What?
768
00:36:16,998 --> 00:36:18,097
We all kind of got kicked out.
769
00:36:18,097 --> 00:36:20,497
But we weren't even here.
770
00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:22,315
But someone was being bad.
771
00:36:23,133 --> 00:36:24,963
Damn cried the fantail
772
00:36:25,032 --> 00:36:28,532
As he flew into,as he flew into the sky
773
00:36:29,499 --> 00:36:30,969
Where the fuck are we meant to sleep?
774
00:36:31,367 --> 00:36:33,837
Well, on the ground. See?
775
00:36:37,402 --> 00:36:38,462
Have you done the deed yet?
776
00:36:38,532 --> 00:36:39,532
You have to get me out of here.
777
00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:41,530
Oh, come on. She can't be that bad.
778
00:36:41,529 --> 00:36:42,999
Anders, she's not the Frigg.
779
00:36:43,068 --> 00:36:43,997
Are you sure?
780
00:36:43,997 --> 00:36:46,297
Yes. And he's a mad man who wants to kill me.
781
00:36:46,365 --> 00:36:48,404
And you remember what happens to you if I die, right?
782
00:36:48,404 --> 00:36:49,704
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
783
00:36:49,973 --> 00:36:51,402
I had a good feeling about this.
784
00:36:51,402 --> 00:36:52,001
Anders!
785
00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:53,100
Hey, don't get your knickers in a twist. We're coming.
786
00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:55,469
Oh, dear. So she's not the Frigg after all.
787
00:36:55,468 --> 00:36:56,308
What a shame.
788
00:36:56,408 --> 00:36:58,207
Come on, you. Wild goose chase.
789
00:36:58,206 --> 00:37:00,006
We're out of here. Up you get.
790
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,119
You alright?
791
00:37:20,119 --> 00:37:21,519
Bit of a dodgy tummy
792
00:37:22,258 --> 00:37:25,058
Goat. Not everyone's cup of tea.
793
00:37:26,784 --> 00:37:29,454
So you want to tell me the real problem?
794
00:37:29,922 --> 00:37:32,792
My daughter not good enough for the Lord High Odin?
795
00:37:32,859 --> 00:37:34,729
No, it's not that.
796
00:37:34,788 --> 00:37:36,358
Delphie's a good girl.
797
00:37:37,955 --> 00:37:39,495
I know she is.
798
00:37:39,554 --> 00:37:42,154
Then what's your fucking problem?
799
00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,659
She's not a goddess,therefore...
800
00:37:47,658 --> 00:37:49,327
She's the daughter of a god.
801
00:37:49,327 --> 00:37:50,657
That makes her a goddess in my book
802
00:37:51,165 --> 00:37:53,794
Thor, me and Delphine hooking up is not going to get you your powers.
803
00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:54,932
It might.
804
00:37:54,932 --> 00:37:56,931
It won't. That's not the way it works.
805
00:37:56,931 --> 00:37:58,661
What do you know? You don't know bloody anything.
806
00:37:58,929 --> 00:38:01,129
You're off your head, I know that much.
807
00:38:02,137 --> 00:38:03,166
What did you say?
808
00:38:03,166 --> 00:38:04,235
Daddy, don't.
809
00:38:04,235 --> 00:38:05,635
What did you say to me?
810
00:38:39,368 --> 00:38:41,068
You little bastard!
811
00:38:41,137 --> 00:38:42,267
Daddy, don't kill him!
812
00:38:42,336 --> 00:38:43,466
He's nice!
813
00:38:47,801 --> 00:38:50,301
Daddy, stop it! Run!
814
00:39:01,441 --> 00:39:02,440
Bring back my hammer!
815
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:03,469
Yeah, like that's going to happen.
816
00:39:03,469 --> 00:39:05,739
Dad, there are things you need to know!
817
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:07,476
Give me my hammer, boy.
818
00:39:07,476 --> 00:39:08,545
I'm Odin, not boy.
819
00:39:08,545 --> 00:39:11,314
Derrick, killing Odin is a really bad idea.
820
00:39:11,313 --> 00:39:12,643
My name is Thor!
821
00:39:12,712 --> 00:39:14,611
Whatever. You need to know if you kill Odin...
822
00:39:14,611 --> 00:39:16,311
Fool me not with your words,poet!
823
00:39:17,978 --> 00:39:19,548
Leave my brother alone.
824
00:39:21,046 --> 00:39:21,936
Yeah, that's right.
825
00:39:21,945 --> 00:39:24,475
You saw what I did to that goat, remember?
826
00:39:24,513 --> 00:39:25,152
What goat?
827
00:39:25,152 --> 00:39:25,941
Not now, Anders.
828
00:39:25,942 --> 00:39:27,051
Please don't kill him.
829
00:39:27,051 --> 00:39:29,081
He only does this stuff because he loves me.
830
00:39:29,509 --> 00:39:31,579
And that's good, mostly.
831
00:39:31,647 --> 00:39:33,846
But I'm Odin and I'm in charge here.
832
00:39:33,846 --> 00:39:36,655
Not just because I've got your hammer.
833
00:39:36,654 --> 00:39:38,153
But because I'm Odin,
834
00:39:38,152 --> 00:39:40,782
which makes me boss, right?
835
00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:43,710
And what we're going to do is this,Thor.
836
00:39:43,948 --> 00:39:46,447
Me and Delphine, not going to happen '
837
00:39:46,446 --> 00:39:48,175
cause Frigg is my destiny
838
00:39:48,175 --> 00:39:49,905
and Delphine is a really nice girl
839
00:39:49,913 --> 00:39:50,972
but she's not Frigg.
840
00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:52,811
She's a goddess. That's good enough.
841
00:39:52,811 --> 00:39:55,551
No, she's not. And no, it isn't.
842
00:39:55,979 --> 00:39:58,348
And you've got to stop trying to mate her off with other gods
843
00:39:58,347 --> 00:39:59,447
'cause that's just disturbing.
844
00:40:00,085 --> 00:40:03,115
She's mortal and she needs a mortal bloke,
845
00:40:03,882 --> 00:40:06,311
like Ross, the sheep milker.
846
00:40:06,311 --> 00:40:07,321
But he's a simpleton.
847
00:40:08,089 --> 00:40:09,148
He's a good man
848
00:40:09,148 --> 00:40:09,848
and I love him
849
00:40:09,858 --> 00:40:12,148
and I'm going to have his baby.
850
00:40:13,085 --> 00:40:15,425
Thor, hey, over here. Look at me.
851
00:40:18,921 --> 00:40:21,131
That is a great thing, right ?
852
00:40:23,517 --> 00:40:25,198
It's a bloody miracle.
853
00:40:25,198 --> 00:40:26,726
Never thought she'd land anyone.
854
00:40:27,024 --> 00:40:28,454
Dad.
855
00:40:30,122 --> 00:40:32,182
Then Odin has spoken.
856
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,090
We're all cool.
857
00:40:35,758 --> 00:40:37,057
Me and my brother are going to leave now,
858
00:40:37,057 --> 00:40:39,497
but we'll be back to check up on you
859
00:40:39,555 --> 00:40:42,144
because I am Odin, okay,
860
00:40:42,143 --> 00:40:44,472
and what I say goes.
861
00:40:44,471 --> 00:40:46,021
We clear on that?
862
00:40:49,157 --> 00:40:51,426
Odin's got some balls after all.
863
00:40:51,426 --> 00:40:54,206
Can I have my hammer back?
864
00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:09,735
Only use it for good? And rabbits?
865
00:41:18,555 --> 00:41:20,495
We're not really coming back,are we?
866
00:41:20,663 --> 00:41:21,663
Shit no.
867
00:41:47,772 --> 00:41:48,772
Oh no.
868
00:41:49,371 --> 00:41:51,540
Do not worry about the fish.
869
00:41:51,539 --> 00:41:52,768
They're dead.
870
00:41:52,768 --> 00:41:54,638
Yes. Yes, they are.
871
00:41:54,707 --> 00:41:55,486
I killed them.
872
00:41:55,486 --> 00:41:56,525
I overfed them or
873
00:41:56,525 --> 00:41:57,954
underfed them, or...
874
00:41:57,954 --> 00:42:00,234
No, I killed them.
875
00:42:00,372 --> 00:42:03,502
When I was working on the fridge their thermostat must have gone.
876
00:42:07,507 --> 00:42:08,506
It's cold.
877
00:42:08,506 --> 00:42:12,836
They're pretty susceptible to cold, being tropical and all.
878
00:42:12,932 --> 00:42:14,402
Poor fish.
879
00:42:14,471 --> 00:42:17,601
Don't worry. I'll replace them.
880
00:42:18,338 --> 00:42:21,938
Here, might need warming up.
881
00:42:22,035 --> 00:42:24,275
Why? I'm not cold.
882
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:28,513
Really? I hardly ever feel the cold.
883
00:42:54,490 --> 00:42:55,809
Want to be my date to the wedding ?
884
00:42:55,809 --> 00:42:57,879
And see you in all your bridesmaid glory?
885
00:42:58,507 --> 00:43:00,847
Heck, yeah.
886
00:43:14,914 --> 00:43:18,553
So, grandpa, what was it a sign of?
887
00:43:18,552 --> 00:43:21,412
That grandma Hanson was shit out of luck.
888
00:43:21,519 --> 00:43:24,718
Oh well, you live and you learn. Worth a shot.
889
00:43:24,717 --> 00:43:26,386
I love that board man
890
00:43:26,386 --> 00:43:27,475
Get over it.
891
00:43:27,475 --> 00:43:30,385
See you later, goat killer.
892
00:43:38,756 --> 00:43:40,756
What the fuck?
893
00:43:47,749 --> 00:43:48,749
Oh, you prick.
894
00:43:48,799 --> 00:43:53,349
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