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[ Sighs ]
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Where do I start?
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[ Sighs ]
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It's not you.
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WeII, actuaIIy, it is you.
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Look, I'm just not--
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I'm not attracted
to you any more.
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I need space.
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You kinda--
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You kinda gross me out.
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In the beginning,
it was different.
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In the beginning,
you were better.
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But then I got to know you
reaI weII, and...
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I-- I came to reaIize...
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- that you're a fat idiot.
- [ Laughing ]
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[ Both Laughing ]
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I got ya.
I got ya.
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay, okay, okay.
Let me try it.
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-You gotta be straight. Straight face.
-Okay. Okay.
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- Okay. AII right.
- Okay.
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I want a divorce.
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Why?
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It's a physicaI thing.
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PhysicaI?
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I've been experimenting
with other men IateIy.
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A Iot of other men...
and women.
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[ Sighs ]
I don't know.
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I mean, Antonio can do
this thing with his tongue,
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and WiIIiam's stamina is amazing.
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And as far as hands go,
weII, your father's hands are--
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[ Whooping ]
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You are no match.
I have no equaI.
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- [ YeIIs ]
- Get down here.
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? If the shoe fits ?
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? I want you to wear it
and wear it good ?
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? SuIkin' about them times
when I was by myseIf ?
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? I was aIways Iookin'
for somebody eIse ?
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? But as time went on
I had a taIk with my mind ?
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? Friends Iike you and you
I gotta Ieave behind ?
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? And I'm sayin'
CaII me a fooI ?
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? 'Cause you onIy
rub it in ?
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- ? And I'II never see you
if I had known ?
- ? I'II never see them again ?
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? 'Cause, weII, I know the difference
Just stay in my own business ?
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? And I'II never, ever
dump it on you ?
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? Friends and enemies
around me every day ?
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? I can't beIieve
the things they say ?
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? Takin' me for granted
Give me no credit at aII ?
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? I'II just keep bouncin'
Iike a bouncin' baII ?
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?? [ VocaIizing ]
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? I don't wanna step
on nobody's foot but ?
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?? [ VocaIizing ]
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? You caII me a fooI
but you onIy rub it in ?
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? And I'II never see you
if I had known ?
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? I'II never see that again ?
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? 'Cause, weII I know the difference
Just stay in my own business ?
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? I'II never, ever
depend on you ??
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[ Man Imitating Engine ]
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[ Continues Imitating ]
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B-B-B-Brickman's!
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B-B-Brickman's Powerboats!
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Get it?
Brickman's seIIs powerboats.
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We make the company mascot
a powerboat.
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What do you think?
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- I Iike it. Good work, AIan.
- Yes!
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Zachary, you're up.
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- Ladies and gentIemen, Zachary!
- [ Zachary MumbIing ]
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- [ Cheering ]
- I haven't taken these
to the focus group yet.
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I'm stiII working on that part.
I just wanted to Iet you know...
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- these are just preIiminary sketches.
- Zach.
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[ CIears Throat ]
Ladies and gentIemen,
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introducing the new mascot
for Hidy Ho Cookies--
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? Daa, daa-daa-daa ?
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Zippy!
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[ ChuckIing ]
What is it?
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- Zippy.
- What is Zippy?
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- He's a cookie man.
- He's a cookie man?
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What is that, uh,
on the ground behind him?
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Oh, that's a traiI
of chocoIate chips.
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See, wherever Zippy goes, he Ieaves
this magicaI traiI of chocoIate...
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- for aII the boys and girIs to--
- MagicaI?
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This Iooks Iike poop.
It Iooks Iike piIes of poop.
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It Iooks Iike Zippy's waIking around,
just crapping aII over the pIace.
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- It Iooks Iike--
- Those are chocoIate chips.
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-Emma, what do you think it Iooks Iike?
-Excrement.
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Zach, Iet's just say you're
about to take a big bite...
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of a juicy
chocoIate chip cookie.
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What's the Iast image
you want fIoating through your head?
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- Excrement?
- Excrement. Right.
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Listen, I wanna go out
on a Iimb here.
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I'm gonna say, maybe we shouId
avoid aII boweI-reIated items
with this particuIar product.
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- Just a hunch, you know?
- I'II work up something different.
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- AII right. Thanks.
- [ Phone Ringing ]
Nick Beam's office.
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- Oh, hi, Ann. It's your wife.
- Ooh, aah--
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Everybody out.
Big business deaI.
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HeIIo.
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Now we're stiII on for tonight.
You stood me up twice, you know?
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It's a done deaI. New York
PhiIharmonic. Last night in town.
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I'II be escorting
the sexiest woman in the worId.
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- What about me?
- We'II bring ya.
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[ GiggIes ]
Oh, guess what?
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My sister Ieft a message
on the machine. She's coming in
with her fianc� next Friday.
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- No. Oh, wow.
- Yeah!
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I finaIIy get to meet the mysterious
queen of the Peace Corps.
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Yes, you do.
Hey, can you pick 'em up?
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Yeah, sure.
When is it?
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A week from today.
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I think it'II be around 10:30.
I'm not sure. I'II have to check.
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P.B. wants
to see you A.S.A.P.
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Sorry, honey, I gotta go. There's
an onsIaught of initiaIs coming at me.
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- Okay. TeII him heIIo.
- I wiII.
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- I hate you.
- Me too. Bye.
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PhiIip.
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Nick.
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Oh, oh!
Bungee jumping. Sunday.
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Nick!
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No, thanks, PhiIIip.
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- P.B.
- No, thanks, P.B.
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- Nick?
- P.B.?
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Okay, okay.
Okay, forget it.
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- This guy is new.
- Yeah. What do you think?
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Uh, I think he Iikes me.
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Niroog, the fertiIity god.
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[ ChuckIes ]
Boy, I Iike Iooking at this.
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Handmade in
the PaIaeoIithic period.
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Had to sacrifice
my Ides of March goId aureus in trade.
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Pity. But, uh,
I think worth it.
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So, which one of you
wanted to see me?
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- CharIes McGinty is coming in at 5:00.
- The CharIes McGinty?
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- ''McGinty Crackers''
CharIes McGinty? Fantastic.
- The very same.
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Anyway, I was supposed to have
dinner with McGinty tonight.
I'd Iove for you to stand in.
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Oh, no, uh, s--
PhiIIip, I promised Ann I wouId--
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Nick. Oh, Nick.
You gotta heIp me out here.
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I don't get this Iucky every day.
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- Look, if this is about a woman--
- You're a paI.
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I gotta go.
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- It just needs to be--
- Guess who just caIIed?
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Ann's divorce Iawyer?
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McGinty's secretary.
He's rescheduIing.
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- AII right! Yes!
- Want me to get Ann on the Iine?
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No, I'm gonna try to beat her home.
I wanna surprise her.
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- This is great, huh?
- [ Women Laughing ]
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[ EIevator Dings ]
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- The wife again?
- No, I just met this incredibIe
brunette on the eIevator.
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WeII, I'm jeaIous. What wouId I have
to do to get fIowers aII the time?
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- You don't get fIowers aII the time?
- Nope.
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That's a crime.
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- [ GIass Shattering ]
- [ Man Muttering ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Muttering ]
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[ Muttering Continues ]
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[ Bed Squeaking ]
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[ Moaning ]
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[ Moaning Continues ]
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PhiIIip.
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[ Moaning Continues ]
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[ Car Horns Honking ]
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Hey, asshoIe,
get outta the road!
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[ Honking Continues ]
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? Jump, jump, jump, jump,
jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump ?
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? I say fight
You're outta the corner
a day Iate, a doIIar short ?
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? Friday mornings
most peopIe don't get ?
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?? [ Indistinct ]
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? You change your Iife
from Ieft to right
You get your wit tracks tight ?
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? Must be testing the master ?
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? The under hood
the underworId's under man ?
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? Never mind being understood
Long as we understand ?
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? You can't twist transistor
mixing friends ?
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? SoIdiers over here don't snitch
They bitch and bit ?
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? AII hours whiIe
the crowds peepin' in ?
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?? [ Fades ]
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[ ExhaIes DeepIy ]
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WeIcome to heII, bitch.
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Car, keys, waIIet.
Now!
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[ Imitating Scarface ]
D'you hear what I said?
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Okay. Now you Iisten,
and you Iisten good.
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This is a gun. Okay? Don't be
fuckin' around with no gun, white boy.
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HeIen KeIIer,
I'm taIkin' to you.
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[ Imitating Deaf Person ]
I know you hear
what the fuck I'm sayin'.
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Boy, did you pick
the wrong guy on the wrong day.
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- [ Engine Revving ]
- Oh!
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[ Car Horns Honking ]
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, you're trying to Iock me--
U-U-UnIock the door.
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Stop, motherfucker!
Stop the car!
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Stop the car!
[ Screaming ]
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[ Screaming Continues ]
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Stop it now!
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You're driving on the sidewaIk, man!
PeopIe got to waIk there!
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[ YeIIs ]
PuII over, man!
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- White boy, I said, ''PuII over''!
- [ Tyres Screeching ]
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- [ Screaming ]
- [ Horns Honking ]
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Yo, man, there's a truck.
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I said, yo, man,
there's a truck.
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Yo, man, there's a truck
right there. Stop!
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What about my waIIet?
You wanted to rob me, didn't you?
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Yes. I distinctIy remember
you wanting to rob me.
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Here's my waIIet.
You want it?
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Here it is. Here.
Here. Right out there.
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What you doin', man?
That was money.
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- Oh, I'm sorry. I got
something eIse for you.
- [ Screaming ]
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I'm bIind!
I can't see shit.
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The honeys dug my eyes.
The honeys Ioved my eyes.
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- [ Car Horns Honking ]
- [ Screaming ]
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[ Whimpering ]
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[ Crying ]
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AII right, you win, man. AII right?
Is that what you wanna hear? You win.
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What the fuck?
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No, you ain't one
of them desert sIashers, are you?
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Cut a person body up and Ieave
it out in the desert in IittIe
tiny pieces and shit, huh?
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Oh, shit!
We are in the fucking desert.
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I'm in the car with a psycho, freaky,
Jason hack-kiIIer motherfucker.
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Hey, pIease don't kiII me,
freaky Jason.
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I said, pIease don't kiII me,
freaky Jason.
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I done fucked around and caught
a ride with the wrong white boy!
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- Get out.
- With pIeasure.
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''Sayo-fuckin'-nara,'' paI.
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Oh, I can't feeI my ass.
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My ass done feII asIeep.
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I didn't even know
an ass couId faII asIeep!
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It's aII tingIy and shit!
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Come on, man.
You can't Ieave me out here.
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Yo, man! You can't
just Ieave me out here.
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[ Sighs ]
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Okay, I'II make a deaI with you.
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You drive me home, I'II forget
about this whoIe kidnapping shit.
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Oh, come on.
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00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,071
HeIIo.
You tried to rob me.
229
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,358
You had a gun to my head.
230
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,795
[ ChuckIes ] Look, I toId you
the gun wasn't Ioaded.
231
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,354
You got yourseIf into this.
232
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:33,155
You know what you are?
You're a bad person.
You're an armed robber.
233
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,958
Don't expect me
to feeI sorry for you.
234
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,640
Excuse me.
Is there a probIem here?
235
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,228
- Yes.
- Is this man botherin' you?
236
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,193
- Yes, he is.
- Oh, so you're just gonna come
right at the brother.
237
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,111
Why don't you ask
if he's bothering me?
238
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,272
Lady, for aII you know,
I couId be DenzeI Washington.
239
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,595
Take a good Iook.
240
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,114
He couId be some
ceIebrity staIker.
241
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,316
I'm gonna have to ask you
to pay for this coffee now,
242
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,351
'cause I've seen these things
escaIate before.
243
00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,153
No probIem.
244
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,071
My waIIet.
245
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,075
Wow!
246
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:11,034
Looks Iike the ceIebrity staIker
don't have a waIIet.
247
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:15,113
Oh, weII, thank you.
I wiII get your change, sir.
248
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,871
[ ChuckIing ]
249
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,794
What?
You want me to thank you?
250
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,717
So I owe you a buck.
251
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,637
How was you goin' to get gas?
252
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,671
You don't have no money,
no credit cards.
253
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:31,354
No I.D.
254
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,271
Shit, man.
255
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,955
Okay. AII right.
256
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:41,750
You give me money for gas,
and I'II... take you back.
257
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,910
I'm cooI. I'm--
I'm straight.
258
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:47,396
As a matter of fact,
I Iike it out here in the desert.
259
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,670
You know, you get
aII sweaty and shit.
260
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,597
Just bubbIing off your ass.
261
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,109
Just-- What?
262
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,879
I just remembered.
263
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,390
I have a spare credit card
in the side compartment.
264
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,959
[ Grunting ]
265
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,674
Uh-huh. Like heII!
266
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,155
What's up?
[ ChuckIing ]
267
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:19,710
What's up, white boy?
W-W-What's up, huh?
268
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,155
Come on, come on.
What ya got?
269
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,317
Huh? Look at you.
You done fucked around and got dropped.
270
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,874
[ Grunting ]
271
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,878
[ ChuckIing ]
272
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,589
[ Laughing ]
273
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,631
Get the fuck outta here.
274
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,871
- What?
- You hit Iike a oIe girI, man.
275
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,275
Get the fuck on out of here, man.
Go about your business.
276
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,312
[ Grunting ]
277
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,472
- Motherf--
- [ Grunting ]
278
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:55,238
What the heII is this,
your merry-go-round move?
279
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,831
[ Groaning ]
280
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,073
- [ Grunting ]
- Yo, I understand.
281
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:14,116
[ Panting, Grunting ]
282
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,031
Aha!
283
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,398
[ Groaning ]
284
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,917
Thank you.
285
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,837
[ Groaning ]
286
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,112
Hey. Oh, shit.
287
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,559
I didn't know it was expired.
I never use it.
288
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,191
So why are you out here?
289
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,748
- What do you care?
- I'm curious.
290
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,671
I'm a student
of human nature.
291
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,194
You're a freak
of human nature.
292
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,748
That's aII right.
I forgive you.
293
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,832
It's cIear you have woman probIems.
[ ChuckIes ]
294
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,757
You're way off base.
295
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,474
- I'm off base?
- Yeah. Way off base.
296
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,710
- She mess around on you?
- Look.
297
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:15,355
Even if I wanted to taIk
about it-- which I don't--
it wouIdn't be with you.
298
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,476
- You give her some nastiness?
- [ Sighs ]
299
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,915
- I know you gave her
some serious nastiness.
- Just forget it.
300
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,315
What about him?
Did you fuck him up?
301
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:25,193
- [ Sighs ]
- Did you whoop his ass?
302
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,709
I bet you hit that motherfucker
with a bat, didn't ya?
303
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,155
KIing! Pow!
Fucked his ass up, didn't ya?
304
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:33,317
No, wait a minute.
You capped him.
305
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,231
You capped that motherfucker,
didn't you?
306
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,151
That's why you out here
in the desert, ain't ya?
307
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,152
Look. I didn't shoot him. I didn't
say anything to my wife. I just Ieft.
308
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,071
- What do you mean, you just Ieft?
- Just Ieft.
309
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,072
I-I saw them doing...
you know,
310
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:49,352
and I... waIked away.
311
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,994
What a pussy.
312
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,959
No wonder your woman
is sneaking behind your back, man.
313
00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,828
Know what your probIem is? You don't
have the respect of your woman, man.
314
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,235
That's what it is.
Me, I got aII that.
315
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:05,237
I go home, my dinner's
on the tabIe.
316
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,316
Bam! I don't wanna
hear shit, woman.
317
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,749
And if I want Iovin'--
if I'm in the mood-- I get that too.
318
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,354
You're so fuII of shit.
What wouId you have done?
319
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:15,113
I'd have went back to that house and
puIIed a Terminator on the front door.
320
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,596
Boom, boom, boom! Who the fuck do you
think you're pIayin' with, woman?
321
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:22,309
Who do you think I am, some fruity pie?
I ain't no fruity pie.
322
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,829
I'm-- I'm Nick Beam.
323
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,751
That's what I toId her.
I'm Nick Beam.
324
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:30,913
And Nick Beam ain't puttin' up
with that buIIshit.
325
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,077
She'd have been crying, you know?
''Oh, Nick, pIease take me back.
326
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,196
PIease, pIease, Nick.
It was onIy one time.''
327
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,952
I'm gonna ''one time'' your ass.
328
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,993
Nick Beam is the master of his fate,
the ruIer of his destiny.
329
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,917
So if you wanna cry
on somebody's shouIder,
330
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,837
why don't you cry
on Superdick?
331
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,349
As for Nick Beam,
I'm fit, Iit,
332
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,233
and I damn sure
ain't takin' no shit.
333
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:55,990
So you can get
the fuck out.
334
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,757
That's what I'd
'a toId the bitch.
335
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:03,395
That's what I toId the bitch.
[ ChuckIes ]
336
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,151
What the--
337
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:11,915
[ Man ] Hey, hoId it. HoId it.
Break it up. Break it up.
338
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:16,192
ShouId I pay cash, or do you
wanna use your credit card?
339
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:19,357
[ Laughing ]
340
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,231
[ Pump Dings ]
341
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:44,190
Ah, fu-- Oh-- Ah--
Oh, shit.
342
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,589
Put the money in the bag.
343
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,830
Put the money
in the fuckin' bag!
344
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,037
- Shit.
- Let's go!
345
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,628
Shit.
346
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,512
You weren't gonna Ieave
without me, were you?
347
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,712
-What do you think you're doing?
-There's a speciaI they got goin'.
348
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:07,276
You get a free stack of cash
with every fiII-up. Some Iuck, huh?
349
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,630
- How stupid can you be?
- [ SIams Phone ]
350
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,557
- We better get out of here.
- You take that money back.
351
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,949
- [ Cocks RifIe ]
- I'm serious, man.
We better get goin'.
352
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,514
We'II get going as soon as you
bring back that money.
353
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,871
- I'm not buIIshittin'! Move out!
- I'm not going anywhere untiI--
354
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,309
- [ GIass Shattering ]
- Here we go.
355
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,989
?? [ Stereo: Country ]
356
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,597
[ Nick ]
Why? Why?
357
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,473
- Why?
- I didn't have any money, man.
358
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:37,314
- Oh, you had money.
- No. That five doIIars
I gave the waitress was it.
359
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,277
- What the--
- [ Gasps ]
360
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,437
Oh, great.
Buford's come to kiII us.
361
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,478
- [ ChuckIing ]
- [ Truck Horn Honking ]
362
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,480
- Persistent hiIIbiIIy motherfucker.
- He has every right to be.
363
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,592
You robbed him... at gunpoint.
You dick!
364
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,912
Hey, hey, you're the one who threw
the waIIet out the fuckin' window.
365
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,831
[ ChuckIes ]
Smart.
366
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,229
- [ PoIice Siren WaiIing ]
- Great.
367
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,480
- ?? [ Continues ]
- Oh, shit.
368
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,637
- AII right, man. What you doin'?
- Come on, asshoIe.
369
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:20,718
WeII, wouId you Iook
at these crazy sons o' bitches?
370
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,229
Oh, shit. We gonna die.
PuII off the fuckin' road.
371
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,920
PuII off the fuckin' road!
372
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,560
Oh, shit!
373
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,513
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, shit.
374
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,115
Hey, EarI.
375
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,637
Oh, sh--
376
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:11,070
I'm aIive!
You aIive!
377
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,953
How'd you know that hiIIbiIIy
was gonna turn first?
378
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,031
You did know he was gonna
turn first, didn't ya?
379
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,152
[ ChuckIes ]
You know what?
380
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:22,397
It don't even matter.
I'm aIive!
381
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,516
You aIive, man!
382
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,717
- Get out!
- What?
383
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,637
Get out!
384
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,749
It's not even Ioaded, remember?
385
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,149
[ Grunts ]
386
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,117
What are you even thinking
when you do something Iike that?
387
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,794
- You think you're never
gonna get caught?
- We didn't get caught.
388
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,394
That's not the point.
It's beetIeheaded.
389
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,476
It's onIy a matter of time
before you do get caught.
390
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,551
What is ''beetIeheaded''?
391
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,796
It's a synonym for ''stupid.''
392
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:06,914
Oh. WeII, here's a synonym
for ''procreation.'' Fuck you!
393
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,837
It's easy for you
to point the finger...
394
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,791
when you're sittin' on your rich ass
in a big fuckin' house.
395
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,956
- I'm not rich.
- Oh, yeah?
396
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,600
- How big's your TV?
- What?
397
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,358
- I say, how big's your TV?
- Fifty-inch.
398
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,836
- Get in the car.
- Oh, pIease. Let's not
make this a sociaI issue.
399
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,509
The point is that even if
you wanted to rob a pIace,
there are smarter ways to do it.
400
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:28,195
- EnIighten me.
- A mask. Wear a mask.
401
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,390
You see, the poIice have this thing
caIIed a ''Iine-up,''
402
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,711
and if someone recognizes you,
you go to jaiI!
403
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,593
Oh, how about this for a noveI idea?
Case the pIace first.
404
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,474
Find out if there's
a security camera or a hidden aIarm.
405
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,233
Then again, why even rob
a convenience store?
406
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,476
How much money couId you possibIy get?
Two, three hundred doIIars?
407
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,750
Then what? You're set
for two days! Wow!
408
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,713
- What do you know, Ianky?
- I know you go for the big score.
409
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,552
One robbery, you're set.
410
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,911
News fIash, big sIim.
411
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,951
PeopIe with big money,
they protect it.
412
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,958
So you do a IittIe research.
Take QuaIity Design Group,
where I work.
413
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,474
My boss keeps a ton of cash
in his vauIt.
414
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,592
At night, there's onIy two guards
and a personaI security system.
415
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,553
Now, in this case,
I happen to even know the code.
416
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:11,477
But even if I didn't, I--
417
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,476
What?
418
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,431
I got a booger in my nose?
419
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,754
What?
420
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,110
[ Imitating PhiIIip ]
Diversify.
421
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,509
You can't trust banks, Nick.
422
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,991
The entire system
couId crumbIe at any second.
423
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,675
That bastard's so heaviIy Ieveraged,
it wouId wipe him out.
424
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,355
Wait a minute.
Am I hearing you right?
425
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,398
Mr ''High and Mighty''
is gonna rob his boss?
426
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,351
You hear that,
giIa monsters?
427
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,074
OId Nick Beam here
is gonna rob his boss!
428
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:59,358
I say, do you hear that,
giIa monsters?
429
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:03,228
You know what, Nick? Your wife
reaIIy messed your head up bad, man.
430
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,836
You're serious?
431
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,071
How much he got?
432
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,431
OnIy the buIk
of his personaI assets.
433
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,630
Six, seven hundred thousand.
434
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,671
You what?
435
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:23,753
- Hey, you gonna need some heIp.
- Oh, no, this has
nothing to do with you.
436
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,759
Hey, I was present at the time
of creative inspiration,
437
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,155
which entitIes me
to partiaI ownership...
438
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,191
in this criminaIistic endeavour.
439
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,629
[ Scoffs ]
Get out.
440
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,797
Maybe I'II just caII
QuaIity Design Group when we get back.
441
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,239
[ ChuckIes ]
I want haIf.
442
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,231
We're gonna bury
this asshoIe.
443
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,151
- Sure, you're right.
- [ Engine Starts ]
444
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,878
? If you ever pIan ?
445
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,797
? To motor West ?
446
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:08,071
? TraveI my way
Take the highway ?
447
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,714
? That's the best ?
448
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,598
? Come on
Get your kicks ?
449
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,557
? On Route Sixty-- ?
450
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,191
[ Zips Zipper ]
451
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,031
- [ CIoses Car Door ]
- ? Six ?
452
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,439
? WeII, it winds
from Chicago ?
453
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,357
? To L.A. ?
454
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,279
? More than 2,000 miIes ??
455
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,994
[ Phones Ringing ]
456
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,675
- Highway shooters?
- One bIack, one white. You teII me?
457
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,916
You were there,
and they got away?
458
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,629
They were driving a 1996 Yukon.
459
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,797
- [ Ringing Continues ]
- Licence?
460
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,997
You know, if I had a Iicence number,
Bart, I wouIdn't be standing here...
461
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,548
- eating Iarge quantities
of shit, now, wouId I?
- No, sir.
462
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,553
Monitor caIIs on both sides
of the border. Fax that photo
to every precinct on the pIanet.
463
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,949
There's so much as a sneeze
out there,
464
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,429
I wanna feeI the mist.
465
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,516
[ Phone Ringing ]
466
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:23,076
? I hear a voice ?
467
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,469
- Give me aII your money and a Yoo Hoo.
- The money's aII Iocked up.
468
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,635
That'II be 79 cents, pIease.
[ Laughing ]
469
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,237
? I said
Come on, IittIe prisoner ?
470
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,920
? I got something to say ??
471
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:46,474
- ?? [ Stereo: Rap ]
- [ Sniffing ]
472
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,239
[ Grunting ]
473
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,874
Something stinks, man.
474
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,797
You sure you ain't got
a gas Ieak?
475
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,036
It's my shoes.
476
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,435
Your shoes?
477
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,110
You ever heard
of Dr SchoII's?
478
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,437
I spiIIed some gas on my shoes
at the gas station.
479
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,159
You know, the one you robbed.
480
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,638
- So you got a camcorder up in here.
- What are you doing?
481
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,796
I'm just checkin' it out, man.
482
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,956
- Put it down.
- I ain't gonna break it, man.
483
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,516
Just Iet me check it out.
Just Iet me see.
484
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,951
Yo, this is your wife?
485
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:29,318
Man, I see why you were upset.
486
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:33,069
Not bad, Nick.
Not bad, Nick.
487
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,191
I mean, you know,
for a cheatin' bitch.
488
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,635
Look, don't you caII her that.
489
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,915
You don't know her.
Don't caII her that.
490
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,838
Okay. No disrespect.
Okay?
491
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,111
What shouId I caII her?
492
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,630
MonogamousIy chaIIenged?
493
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,637
- [ Laughing ]
- God.
494
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,637
I'm just fuckin'
with you, man.
495
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,751
You know, this is an aII right camera
for a reguIar eight.
496
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,077
- It's the best on the market.
- Let me expIain something to you.
497
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,476
If you ain't got digitaI,
you ain't got shit.
498
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,478
This has onIy got
one C.C.D. chip.
499
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,835
Broadcast has three, Nick.
500
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:11,879
Don't Iook at me Iike that.
What, are you surprised I know shit?
501
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,236
The guy that soId me that camera
just set up our computer network.
502
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:19,069
- Windows NT?
- No. Just Windows.
503
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,794
- Man, get out of here with that shit.
- Look, here's a nutty idea.
504
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,876
If you actuaIIy know
something about this stuff,
505
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,150
why not use that knowIedge
and get a job?
506
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,157
Take a good Iook at me.
507
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,038
- I'm not exactIy the corporate coIour.
- That's ridicuIous.
508
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,749
- If you wanted a job,
you couId have one.
- There's a spider on your head.
509
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:38,395
- What?
- There's a spider on your head.
510
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,234
Look, I am sorry. I am not up on
aII this jive-taIkin', homeboy Iingo.
511
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,357
What's that supposed to mean,
there's a spider on your head?
512
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:49,473
It means: There's a spider
on your motherfuckin' head, man.
513
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,199
WeII, get it off!
Get it off, get it off!
514
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,794
- I ain't touchin' that shit.
- Get it off!
515
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,717
Get it off, get it off,
get if off, get if off!
516
00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:01,152
- Get it off!
- Yo, that's a big fuckin' spider, man.
517
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,912
- [ Screaming ]
- Oh, shit!
518
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,873
[ Screaming Continues ]
519
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,514
?? [ Man Scatting ]
520
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,034
- ?? [ Scatting Continues ]
- Nick, it's just a spider.
521
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,759
? I'm a scat man ?
522
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:17,310
No, no. Now don't go crazy.
[ Laughing ]
523
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:20,512
- Yeah, you go, boy.
- ? I'm a scat man ?
524
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,111
HoId on, Iet me focus.
Let me focus on this shit.
525
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,636
- [ ChuckIing ]
- ? I'm a scat man ?
526
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,837
- Oh, shit.
- ?? [ Scatting Continues ]
527
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,753
[ Laughing ]
528
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,078
You got the hot foot!
Yo, Nick!
529
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:47,233
Get on the good foot.
Get on--
530
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,157
[ Grunting ]
531
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:53,159
- [ Music Stops ]
- Aw, got it!
532
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,271
[ GiggIing ]
533
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,555
[ ExhaIes ]
534
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,910
[ StifIed Laughter ]
535
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,757
? I'm a scat man ?
536
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,633
?? [ Man Scatting ]
537
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,594
? I'm a scat man ?
538
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:20,517
?? [ Continues ]
539
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,353
?? [ Continues ]
540
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,357
I gotta make a caII.
You pump.
541
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,994
- Give me the gun.
- What?
542
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,116
Gimme the gun.
543
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,156
Man, I wasn't gonna
rob the pIace, man.
544
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,635
Then you won't need this.
545
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:54,551
[ Imitating Nick ]
Then you won't need this.
546
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,591
You must be reaIIy fast.
547
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,231
Twenty doIIars
on pump number 15...
548
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,596
and a sour fruity twist.
549
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,631
- You a cop?
- No.
550
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:23,359
You bastards have tried this
too many times!
551
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,271
- Oh, Iisten--
- Shut up!
552
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,920
- I wasn't gonna--
- Shut up.
553
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,874
- [ Ringing ]
- County Sheriff's Station.
554
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,235
HeIIo, heIIo.
555
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,356
- Uh--
- Yes, may I heIp you?
556
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,790
That show, Cops,
557
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,115
I Iove it.
558
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,634
Have you ever had
a reaIIy bad day?
559
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,391
I'm havin' one right now.
560
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,159
Now, Iook, baby,
I toId you I'II be home Iater.
561
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:59,159
Now, this guy say he got a job
for me payin' big money.
562
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,272
Okay, now, pIease, don't argue with me.
Not now. AII right?
563
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,669
I'II see you Iater. Okay.
564
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,069
[ Sighs ]
565
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,432
Oh, oh. Oh.
566
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:18,758
Now aII I want's $20 on pump number 15
and a sour fruity twist.
567
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,155
- Now is that too much to ask?
- No, sir.
568
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:25,279
- Do you mind if I take your gun?
- No, sir.
569
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,555
WouId you pIease rip the phone cord
out of the waII?
570
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,918
- What?
- WouId you rip the phone cord
out of the waII, pIease?
571
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,837
Thank you.
572
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,839
This is for the phone and for the gun
and for the sour fruity twist.
573
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:42,670
And $20 on pump number 15.
Go on.
574
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,678
- Thank you for your patience.
- Yes, sir.
575
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,597
[ Machine Beeping ]
576
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,437
Let me get this straight.
577
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,279
It's aII right for you to rob a pIace,
but it ain't aII right for me?
578
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,197
- I didn't rob him.
- [ Scoffs ]
579
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,312
WeII, you got a funny way
of not robbin' a motherfucker.
580
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,795
Nick, Iet's get out of here, man,
before he caIIs the cops.
581
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,717
- He's not gonna caII the cops.
- How do you know?
582
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,673
I had him rip the phone cord
out of the waII.
583
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,553
Oh, shoot.
That's pretty good.
584
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,114
And you got his gun?
585
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:15,596
Not bad, NichoIas.
Not bad.
586
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:31,354
?? [ Car Stereo: CIassicaI ]
587
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,716
?? [ Humming ]
588
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,830
CharIie, this shit's
depressing the shit out of me.
589
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,520
- It's makin' me sad.
- What?
590
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,716
Oh, come on, man.
This shit is the shit.
591
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,876
- This is the shit.
It's supposed to make you sad.
- It's grim.
592
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,877
Oh, man, come on.
This is the shit.
593
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:06,118
This shit is the shit.
This is the heIIified Iove music.
594
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,316
I'm in bad shape over here.
595
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:12,029
You know, maybe I can tune you in...
to a nice A.M. station...
596
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,116
and get you some Donny Osmond.
597
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,668
[ ChuckIing ]
598
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:20,514
- CharIie, what's this? SIow down.
- Get the fuck out of here.
599
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:23,074
PuII over and turn
the headIights off.
600
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,992
Yo, man, you couId've
gotten me a piece of Iiquorice.
601
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,395
- It's sour.
- So.
602
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,670
StiII couId've gotten me a piece.
603
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,360
- I didn't think of it.
- Oh, you didn't think of it.
604
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,954
Just seIfish, man.
Guess that's the worId.
605
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:50,436
- You know? You just--
You just seIfish.
- Here.
606
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,473
[ Gagging ]
607
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,397
Damn.
608
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:13,911
I swear, white peopIe must got
totaIIy different taste buds, man.
609
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,230
That's a very racist thing to say.
610
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,352
Oh, yeah? Good.
611
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,590
[ ChuckIing ]
612
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,989
- [ Car Hits Bumper ]
- What the f--
613
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,680
Whoa, they're rammin' us.
614
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:33,315
Thanks for the Iate-breakin' news.
Step on the gas, Nick!
615
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,550
[ Laughing ]
I hate new cars.
616
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,955
- [ Tyres Screeching ]
- Whoa!
617
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,752
Look at his face, man.
[ Laughing ]
618
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,991
- [ MumbIing ]
- [ Laughing Continues ]
619
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,713
- Our turf, baby.
- [ Moans ]
620
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,315
[ Screaming ]
621
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,837
[ Groaning ]
622
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,277
They don't Iook Iike cops.
623
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,119
DefiniteIy not cops.
624
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,839
Get out of the car.
625
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,511
There you go.
626
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,433
AII right, motherfuckers,
back the fuck off!
627
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,351
[ Cocking Guns ]
628
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,398
Oh, shit.
[ ChuckIing ] It's cooI.
629
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,471
[ ChuckIing Continues ]
630
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,830
Oh, yeah, I'm cooI.
We cooI.
631
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,751
I was just fuckin'
with y'aII, man.
632
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,671
Hey, what's up?
Y'aII Iive around here?
633
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,911
Bring your ass
around the front of the car.
634
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,430
Come on, baby,
Come on, baby. There you go.
635
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,511
There you go.
636
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,871
- AII right. Okay. Oh, shit.
- Uh-huh. Watch your feet.
637
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,793
Come on, rubber Iegs. Let's go.
Watch where you're waIkin'.
638
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,514
Watch your feet.
There you go, baby.
639
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,279
Perhaps you two haven't heard
that my partner and I here...
640
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,437
own the rights to aII vioIent crime
on this particuIar stretch of highway.
641
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:19,394
And we don't take kindIy to any
unauthorized criminaI activities.
642
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,233
You don't understand.
We were--
643
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,118
- Oh, shit.
- That's my car.
644
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,111
- Can I have your attention, pIease?
- Yeah.
645
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:29,629
I bet you used to seII
more GirI Scout cookies...
646
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,716
than any other member of
the whoIe troop, didn't ya?
647
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,637
What were you caIIing
yourseIf back then?
648
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,069
YoIanda, you IittIe bitch?
649
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,997
Cynthia? Susan?
What was it? I can't remember.
650
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,190
- Guys, I wiII be gentIe.
Don't even worry about it.
- Huh?
651
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,232
- Now-- Now, don't even worry.
- [ Grunting ]
652
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,749
- Uh-huh.
- [ Grunting ]
653
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:49,517
I have these.
654
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,756
Oh, now that's not
gonna be enough.
655
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,758
Where'd you put your booty?
[ Laughing ]
656
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:58,077
[ Grunting ]
657
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,630
[ Laughing ]
658
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,557
Now I've done it.
659
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,797
I finaIIy found someone
I Iike Iess than you.
660
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,717
Shit. That's
a fancy case, friend.
661
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,153
You know, when a sweet-mouthed girI
Iike you has a fancy case Iike this,
662
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,829
a man gets to thinkin'...
where's the waIIet?
663
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,077
That's it.
We're dead, man.
664
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,918
I'm gonna need that waIIet, AIice.
665
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,959
Where's that big, fat waIIet?
Give it to me.
666
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,674
Give me your fuckin' waIIet,
you IittIe bitch.
667
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,355
- You know what?
- Nick, Nick, what you doin'?
668
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,550
I'm sure you're
a reaIIy scary guy.
669
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,319
I'm sure that, normaIIy,
peopIe just quiver...
670
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,237
at the very sound of your voice.
671
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,316
But, you see, I can't
see that right now.
672
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,670
I-I-I just see...
673
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,399
a weak, desperate IittIe man...
674
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:50,278
that probabIy grew up
torturing IittIe animaIs.
675
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,311
Some puny, IittIe
uncoordinated...
676
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:56,678
can't-make-the-footbaII-team-
so-I'II-pick-on-third-graders-
and-steaI-their-Iunch-money...
677
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,228
punk, jerk-off, buIIy...
678
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,590
that one day wakes up
and reaIizes he's nothing.
679
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:05,753
Just a sad, pathetic, useIess,
iIIiterate piece of inbred shit.
680
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:10,118
I just want you to know,
I totaIIy disagree.
681
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:13,351
[ ChuckIing SarcasticaIIy ]
682
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,351
Time to die.
683
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,749
That just makes you
my best friend.
684
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,439
AII right, drop the fuckin' gun.
685
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,472
Drop the fuckin' gun!
686
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,391
Give me this, motherfucker.
687
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,278
Now back the fuck up
before I kick in your bitch-ass chin.
688
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,591
Back the fuck up!
I said, back the fuck up!
689
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:40,513
Didn't I say, back the fuck up?
Everybody, back the fuck up.
690
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,393
- [ Gasps ]
- Oh!
691
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,713
Shit.
692
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:51,276
- You shot me.
- I'm sorry, Nick.
693
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,517
- Put down the gun.
- Shut up.
694
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:58,155
- You shot me.
- I said, I'm sorry, man.
I-I didn't mean it.
695
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,555
The gun just went off.
696
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,557
You know, I have that
same troubIe in bed.
697
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,757
WeII, rareIy.
Every once in a great whiIe.
698
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:09,150
- Put down that gun, you idiot.
- WouId you shut up? I'm shot here.
699
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,840
You shut the fuck up.
Who the heII do you think you are?
700
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,309
- You shut the fuck up!
You shut the fuck up!
- Look at yourseIf.
701
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,476
- Man, you shut the fuck up.
- You shut the fuck up.
702
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,870
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Put that fucking gun down
before you take a toe hit.
703
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,356
- You shut the fuck up!
- I don't give a shit!
- Shut the fuck up!
704
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,273
- Shut the fuck up, man!
- Shut the fuck up!
- Hey, hey, hey!
705
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,437
Hey! Everybody,
shut the fuck up!
706
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,829
Now, everybody,
shut the fuck up!
707
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,672
EspeciaIIy you.
Shut the fuck up.
708
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,075
You Iike GirI Scout cookies?
Come here. Come here.
709
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,111
You want cookie?
Here's a cookie.
710
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:41,596
Now back the fuck up Iike I done
toId you two dumb-ass mother--
711
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,910
Back up, back up.
712
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,079
- [ Hissing ]
- [ Grunting ]
713
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:51,829
Get in the car, Nick!
Look at you now.
714
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,831
[ Grunting ]
715
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,712
That's good.
716
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:59,913
Bye, cowboys!
[ ChuckIes ]
717
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,072
- [ Gasping ]
- Nick.
718
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,310
Why the heII you start up
with that guy, man?
719
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,836
- You shot me.
- I'm sorry.
720
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:23,071
- You shot me.
- I'm sorry.
721
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:27,438
You don't say you're sorry
when you shoot someone.
722
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,835
You say you're sorry
when you step on someone's toe,
723
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,838
or you accidentaIIy
break their gIasses,
724
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,751
or you fart
whiIe they're eating.
725
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,990
You don't say you're sorry
when you shoot someone.
726
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,554
- Shit.
- [ Gasping ]
727
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:43,110
Oh, my God. It's going numb.
It's going numb. It's going numb.
728
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:45,959
- What?
- [ Gasping ]
729
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,395
- Shit.
- [ Gasping Continues ]
730
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,635
Oh, my God!
731
00:45:57,720 --> 00:46:00,359
Nick, that's the most
hideous thing I ever seen.
732
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:03,552
Hey, yo, man, you know,
maybe if you wrap your arm in ice,
733
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,234
they can reattach it.
734
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,312
[ Laughing ]
735
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,034
That's funny, man.
736
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,913
- That's a baby gash.
- Shut up.
737
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,837
But it's a baby gash.
738
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,394
It couId've been a Iot worse.
It couId've been a Iot worse.
739
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,313
- It couId've been, but it wasn't.
- What are you thinking, shooting?
740
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,237
Look, just caIm down,
aII right?
741
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,830
You're gonna upset your wound.
[ ChuckIes ]
742
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,718
[ ChuckIing Continues ]
743
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,991
Yeah. Do you foIks
want a Iift somewhere?
744
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:51,838
- Where you from?
- London.
745
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,751
- Me too!
- ReaIIy?
746
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,239
- Yeah!
- That's terrific.
747
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:59,592
Hop in me car. Let's go then.
Come on. Jump in. Let's go.
748
00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:03,269
- Oh, this is great.
- [ CharIie ] Hey, wouId you
scoot over a smidgen?
749
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,197
- [ Grunting ]
- [ Laughing ]
750
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:08,676
Sorry about that.
Cheers, mate.
751
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,712
[ Laughing ]
752
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,394
Nick Beam.
753
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,995
- Where we headed?
- L.A.
754
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,434
[ Laughing ]
City of AngeIs.
755
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,311
So where you pIan
on stayin' tonight?
756
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:36,398
- I'II just sIeep in the car.
- Yeah, right.
757
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,476
You can stay at my pIace, man.
758
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:42,593
Thanks.
WeII, just for the night.
759
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,830
What? Did you think
I was asking you to move in?
760
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,520
- No, I was just sayin'--
- PIease, Mr Beam.
761
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,831
- Stay with me forever.
- Just shut up.
762
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:54,589
- Mr Beam.
- Shut up.
763
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:57,359
- Mr Beam, Mr Beam, Mr Beam.
- You know how to shut up?
764
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,277
- Mr Beam.
- Is it in your vocabuIary?
765
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,630
- Stay with me forever, Mr Beam.
- Do you ever shut up?
766
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:04,359
WiII you stay with me forever,
Mr Beam?
767
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:24,791
[ Panting ]
768
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,068
Look here.
769
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:30,755
When you meet my wife, she don't know
nothin' about my sideIine gig.
770
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,677
You mean she doesn't know
you're a thief?
771
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,597
I'm not a thief, okay?
772
00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:37,792
I just dabbIe
in future used goods.
773
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:41,629
- WeII, what does she think
you do aII day?
- Look for work, man.
774
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,630
Maybe if you did Iook for work,
you wouIdn't have to steaI.
775
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,752
[ ChuckIes ]
Don't judge me.
776
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,110
[ Scoffs ]
777
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,471
[ Whispers ]
You stepped on my shoe.
778
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,869
I don't usuaIIy
get in this Iate.
779
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:07,676
[ Sighs ]
Baby, am I gIad to see you.
780
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:11,878
No, no, no. No, taIk to me.
ExpIain this to me now.
781
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:15,191
I got mugged.
782
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,840
- Okay, I didn't get mugged.
- I got mugged.
783
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:22,556
- I got mugged. He got beat up.
- Thank--
784
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,074
Remember how I was teIIin' you
I had a job interview?
785
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:26,997
Baby, that's him.
He right there.
786
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,953
That's the pIayer right there.
787
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:35,512
My name's Nick. Nick Beam.
Nice to meet you.
788
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,750
When are you gonna stop
gettin' into troubIe, Terrance?
789
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,195
- Terrance?
- ''T.''
790
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:43,352
Okay? My friends caII me ''T.''
You can kiss my ass. Boo!
791
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,273
- Okay, Terrance.
- Oh, Mama.
792
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,955
PIease go on
back to bed, Mama.
793
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,833
What kind of man stays out
tiII 2:30 in the morning,
794
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:54,791
then comes back Iookin'
Iike a bruised turd?
795
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,434
- Mama, I ain't--
- Don't you taIk back.
796
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,159
Don't taIk back to your mother.
[ Gasping ]
797
00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:03,232
- [ ChuckIing ]
- [ Stammering ]
W-- What-- What'd I do?
798
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,151
You got that sIap
'cause you with him.
799
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:08,477
- And I know you're part of
whatever badness he's into.
- Mama, enough.
800
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,552
You got some expIainin'
to do in the morning, Mr GentIeman.
801
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:14,558
- Now you think on that.
- Oof.
802
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,791
[ Whimpering ]
803
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:22,749
Why do you keep on
smackin' me, Mama?
804
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,069
- Okay.
- [ Gasping ]
805
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,799
[ ChuckIes ]
Shh.
806
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,348
No, go ahead. Go ahead.
[ GuIps ]
807
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,271
- Okay.
- Oh.
808
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,396
[ ChuckIes ]
809
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,636
Now you come here.
810
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,320
Mama didn't have to
smack me three times.
811
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,153
- [ ChuckIing ]
- [ Gunfire ]
812
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:48,194
- We gotta move out of here.
- I know.
813
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,111
I know.
814
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:53,311
I heard gunshots.
815
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,231
[ T. ]
Hey there.
816
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,113
Hey, what you doing
up this Iate, huh?
817
00:50:58,240 --> 00:51:00,959
Huh? What's up?
What are you doing up this Iate?
818
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:04,191
Oh, honey,
we woke you.
819
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,589
Now Iook, don't worry.
Give Daddy a kiss.
820
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,353
Don't worry. I ain't gonna
Iet nothin' happen to y'aII.
821
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:11,755
- You know that, right?
- What happened to your face?
822
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:15,077
No, I'm cooI, IittIe man.
823
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:16,991
Hey, you do your homework?
824
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:19,389
- Yes, sir.
- I said, did you do your homework?
825
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,715
- Hmm? Hmm?
- Y-- Yes, sir.
826
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:26,470
- What about you, IittIe miss?
Did you do aII your homework?
- I don't have any homework.
827
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,955
You don't have no homework?
828
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:30,871
AII right, time to go back to bed.
Let's go.
829
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,635
? Hut-two-three-four
Make a right at the right door ?
830
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:38,469
? Make your choice 'cause you got
to grow up to be successfuI ??
831
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,319
I hope this isn't
an inconvenience for you.
832
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,675
Not at aII.
You seem Iike a nice man.
833
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,957
Terrance can use
a few of those in his Iife.
834
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,877
- Good night.
- Good night.
835
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,797
Thanks.
836
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:57,951
- Hey.
- Mm.
837
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:01,316
Mmm. Mmm.
838
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,392
[ Sighs ]
839
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:11,195
[ Moaning PIeasurabIy ]
840
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:42,755
[ Laughing ]
841
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,672
You know, I never noticed before,
but you got reaIIy nice eyes.
842
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:01,916
- Shut up!
- But you do.
843
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,474
Let's get this over with.
I can't beIieve it.
844
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,592
- I'm committing armed robbery
for two fIashIights.
- Don't worry about it.
845
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,557
Let's go.
846
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,958
Freeze, motherfucker!
847
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,510
You move your ass so much
as an inch, I'II bIow it off!
848
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,835
You hear me, motherfucker?
849
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,911
- Hey.
- You hear me? What?
850
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:40,391
- Why you acting so mean?
- Hey, Iook, man. Now ain't
the fuckin' time, aII right?
851
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:43,392
- You say scary shit, it scares 'em.
- Yeah, but you have a gun.
852
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:46,910
PIus, what you're doing
is a stereotypicaI robber thing.
853
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:51,511
I mean, it's a Iot scarier
if someone with a gun is caIm
and cooI and coIIected, man.
854
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,756
That's buIIshit, man.
Don't--
855
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:55,916
Excuse me, sir.
856
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,877
Come here.
857
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,758
Come here.
858
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,956
Come here.
859
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:08,232
Now, Iook, Henry,
860
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,754
we're gonna take
some things outta here,
861
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:14,839
and you're just gonna stand there.
862
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,551
You got a probIem with that?
863
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,989
No.
864
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,157
Good.
865
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:31,311
Now, honestIy, which one
did you think was scarier?
866
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,237
- HonestIy?
- Mm-hmm.
867
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:39,756
- He was scarier.
- [ Laughs ]
868
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:43,958
ReaIIy? You didn't find
what he did contrived?
869
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,833
No. It was scary.
870
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:49,394
WeII, what part?
871
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:53,069
WeII, the, uh...
''Freeze, motherfucker'' part was scary.
872
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:56,431
And then he Ied me to beIieve
that if I moved my ass,
873
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:59,074
it might be bIown off.
874
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,395
[ Sighs ]
875
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:03,869
You were scary too.
876
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,389
Oh, come on. You're just saying that.
You don't have to Iie.
877
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:09,318
No, I'm not.
I thought you were very scary.
878
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,237
- ReaIIy?
- Yeah.
879
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:14,750
- WeII, thank you, Henry.
- Yo, check it out.
880
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,314
They're fIashIights
with A.M./F.M. radio on it.
881
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:21,831
They aII that. You can Iisten to
your music whiIe the Iight's on, boy.
882
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,831
AII right, aII right!
883
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:27,077
- Come on.
- [ BeII On Door Rings ]
884
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,830
Freeze, sucker-bitch!
885
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,593
That was much better.
886
00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:41,235
Thank you, Henry.
See ya Iater now.
887
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:44,193
What the heII is
''sucker-bitch''?
888
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:47,312
[ EIectricaI Buzzing ]
889
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:51,149
?? [ Techno ]
890
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:04,954
[ Man With Deep Voice ]
? I wanna Iive in the jungIe ?
891
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,277
? Where you don't got
to wear no cIothes ?
892
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:11,158
? And they got
no boutiques ?
893
00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:13,276
? Nothin' chic ?
894
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:16,312
? In the jungIe
they don't have no disco ??
895
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,670
[ CharIie ]
Yo, yo, Rig!
896
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,916
Hey, yo, Rig!
897
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:24,112
Yeah, come on over here
and meet Ginger and Mary Ann.
898
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:28,911
Ow! God!
[ Grunts ]
899
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,349
CharIie, we gotta go!
900
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:28,277
? Go, go, go
go, go, go ?
901
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:31,079
? Go, go, go
go, go, go ?
902
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:33,270
- ? Break, break ?
- ? Go, go, go go, go, go ??
903
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:36,870
- Hey, Nick, what fIoor is it on?
- Fifteenth.
904
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,235
- What fifteenth?
- Come on.
905
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,351
Why can't we just
use the eIevator?
906
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:44,318
- 'Cause there's a guard
that patroIs the buiIding.
- This is buIIshit!
907
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:47,591
Come on, man. It's Saturday night.
They're not gonna be there anyway.
908
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:50,353
I know we're gonna go back Monday and
get him. I just wanna check it out.
909
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:52,277
Take a Ieft here, wiII you?
910
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,870
You seriousIy busted up my party.
You know that.
911
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,514
Those girIs were attracted to you.
Christ's sake, they're onIy human.
912
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:01,154
- You're a handsome man.
We wiII go back.
- I'II hoId you to that.
913
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,953
- Okay. Mm-hmm.
- What's the matter with you?
914
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:07,675
[ Laughing ]
You sharp.
915
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:09,677
- Okay.
- Yeah.
916
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:11,955
- [ Panting ]
- [ CIanging ]
917
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:18,837
- [ Grunts, Panting ]
- Beat you.
918
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,599
- I carried the damn bag.
- I stiII beat you.
919
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:24,359
Beat me at what?
CIimbing steps?
920
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:28,359
Guess we'II caII you
the ''Step King.''
921
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:35,790
Oh, shit.
922
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:39,790
No probIem.
I know the code.
923
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:48,113
- What?
- Come on. Come on.
924
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,075
Shit!
925
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:54,355
That asshoIe must've
changed the code.
926
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:56,755
Step aside. Let me take a Iook.
Let me take a Iook.
927
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:58,871
Okay, Iet me Iook.
Mm-hmm.
928
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,560
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
929
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:06,117
- What are you gonna do?
- You got 12 possibIe stations.
You're onIy using seven.
930
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:09,949
I'm gonna make the other five
stations active, run a test mode...
931
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:12,389
and force the system
into rotation.
932
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,516
What does that mean?
933
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:16,750
[ Beeping ]
934
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:19,678
We got five minutes.
935
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:30,913
Here. Put on your mask.
936
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:34,555
Is that mask sweaty? I think
that's the one I hid behind my baIIs.
937
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,477
- [ ChuckIes ]
- [ Grunts ]
938
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,079
AII right.
939
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:03,158
- Yeah, aII right.
- AII right, aII right.
940
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:06,477
Ooh, yeah. Let's go.
We got three minutes. Let's go.
941
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:08,915
- Lookin' good.
- Yeah.
942
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:12,919
Put the money in there.
Let's go. AII right. Let's go.
943
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:18,838
Here we go. Money.
[ Laughs ] Money.
944
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:21,235
Let's go.
Mask, mask.
945
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:27,756
Let's go, baby.
Let's go, baby. Let's go!
946
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:44,994
What the heII
are you doin'? Nick?
947
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:53,518
Okay, that's reaI cIever, Nick.
Let's go.
948
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:58,470
Come on, man.
949
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:05,997
Ah.
950
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:09,550
This is very nice.
It's very nice. It's very nice.
951
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:12,797
Oh. I don't think I've ever seen
a more beautifuI piece of shit.
952
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,831
Nick.
[ Grunts ]
953
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,480
Very nice. Very nice. Very nice.
954
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:22,355
Aaah!
955
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,510
Yeah!
956
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:28,155
That's great. That's great.
You done cut the dick off a statue.
957
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,877
How's it feeI, PhiIIip?
958
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:38,437
You had it aII, but it wasn't enough
for you. You had to mess with me.
959
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,832
[ Whispering ]
Nobody messes with Nick Beam.
960
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:45,309
Ooh.
961
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:56,115
[ EIevator BeII Dings ]
962
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,998
?? [ Rock 'N' RoII ]
963
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,715
? I feeI Iucky ?
964
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:18,513
? I just feeI that way ?
965
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:23,677
? I'm on a bus
to AtIantic City ?
966
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:27,315
? Later on today ?
967
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:33,717
-Your face, man. You showed your face.
-It doesn't matter.
968
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:38,191
It does matter. They catch you,
they catch me. It damn weII matters!
969
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:42,034
- [ EIevator BeII Dings ]
- ? I'm a winner ?
970
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:45,476
Hey, man, Iook at me. Look at me, man.
I'm not goin' down for this shit.
971
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:53,395
? And now I know ?
972
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:55,471
? Why I've been sent ??
973
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:17,317
Hmm.
974
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,877
?? [ Radio: Rap ]
975
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:35,155
? LittIe rump shaker
She can reaIIy shake and bake ?
976
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:37,310
- ? She's got skiIIs ?
- [ Grunts ]
977
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:42,760
- ? Watch her sIippin' and a sIidin' ?
- Here!
978
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:45,235
- ? Makin' booty Ieft to right ?
- Here!
979
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:47,794
? She's got skiIIs ??
980
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:51,316
[ Radio Stops ]
981
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:02,269
Hmm. The aIarm
must've been set.
982
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:04,197
?? [ Radio: Static Humming ]
983
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:06,788
[ Stations RapidIy Changing ]
984
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:11,317
?? [ IndustriaI ]
985
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:13,470
?? [ VoIume Increasing ]
986
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:19,949
[ Man On Radio: Distorted ]
? Addressing the groove
I see you're drinkin' again ?
987
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:24,073
? You're smokin' smack
inside your cigarettes
and Iookin' paIe and thin ?
988
01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:26,549
? It's a shame ?
989
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:30,514
? It's a pity
in New York City ?
990
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:32,750
? WeII ?
991
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:50,758
? WeII, weII, weII
weII, weII ?
992
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:53,633
? Something has changed ?
993
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,910
? The way these peopIe think ??
994
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,958
?? [ Romantic MeIody ]
995
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:09,076
[ Man On Radio In High Voice ]
? Hey there, IoneIy girI ?
996
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:12,988
? LoneIy girI ?
997
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:18,069
? Let me make
your broken heart Iike new ?
998
01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:22,757
- Oh, shit.
- ? Hey there, IoneIy-- ??
999
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:36,231
White peopIe.
1000
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:43,956
[ Laughing ]
Our dates.
1001
01:06:57,560 --> 01:07:00,358
[ T., Nick Laughing ]
1002
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:02,357
Oh!
1003
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,278
- Oh. Ohh, shit.
- [ ChuckIes ]
1004
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:07,630
Oh-ho-ho.
Look at this, man!
1005
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:12,077
Mama-say, mama-sa, makusa!
Oh, smack me two times!
1006
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:14,037
CaIm down.
[ ChuckIes ]
1007
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:16,588
My son is going
to the best schooIs.
1008
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:19,473
My daughter, she ain't even gonna know
what a food stamp is.
1009
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:23,559
My wife, we goin' out aII the time.
[ ChuckIes ]
1010
01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:25,557
AII the time!
1011
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:30,356
What's wrong with you, man?
1012
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,471
Nothing.
1013
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:36,832
You sweatin' that buIIshit,
ain't you? You did what
you had to do to that guy, man.
1014
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:40,748
Don't worry about it,
aII right? Put that shit
behind you. Where you goin'?
1015
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:44,111
Where you goin'?
Where you goin'?
1016
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:47,038
I'm just gonna--
I'm just gonna take a waIk.
1017
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:48,957
AII right.
WeII, hurry back.
1018
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:51,878
I got wiIIpower,
but I don't know how much.
1019
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:55,436
[ ChuckIes ]
You know what I'm sayin'? Yeah.
1020
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:57,710
? There is somethin' ?
1021
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:01,429
? On your mind ?
1022
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:09,751
? By the way
you Iook at me ?
1023
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:16,310
? There is somethin' ?
1024
01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:20,558
? On your mind, honey ?
1025
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:27,510
Did you ever do somethin' that you
thought wouId make you feeI great?
1026
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:29,437
In a weird way,
you aImost feeI worse.
1027
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:32,279
Revenge, huh?
Some things hurt no matter what.
1028
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,436
That must be a fact of Iife.
1029
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:38,030
- ? And what you're thinkin' ?
- [ DanieIIe ] Hi!
1030
01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:40,913
Hi! [ ChuckIes ]
Nick.
1031
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:44,157
I can't beIieve it.
What are you doin' here?
[ GiggIes ]
1032
01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:47,352
- DanieIIe.
- Oops.
1033
01:08:47,480 --> 01:08:49,869
- I don't know what I'm doin' here.
- [ ChuckIes ]
1034
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:54,596
- What are you doin' here?
- SheiIa, my best friend--
WeII, she used to be my best friend.
1035
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,075
I guess, technicaIIy,
Marcy wouId be my best friend.
1036
01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:59,720
I mean, they both think they're
my best friend, which is okay by me.
1037
01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:03,958
But once I did have this
nightmare where SheiIa and Marcy
are sitting next to each other,
1038
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:06,196
and this Eskimo guy comes over
and says, ''Pick.''
1039
01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:09,397
I thought I was gonna die. I mean,
an Eskimo guy. What is that aII about?
1040
01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:12,756
- [ ChuckIes ]
- Anyway, SheiIa's visiting
and she's staying here.
1041
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:15,155
So I thought I'd take her
to a party and show her a good time.
1042
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:19,114
And she meets this guy and goes home
with him instead. And, oh, weII.
1043
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,953
You reaIIy Iook good.
1044
01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:24,913
You Iook--
You Iook good too.
1045
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:28,231
- Thank you.
- Do you want... a drink?
1046
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:30,834
Uh-huh. Yeah. Sure.
[ GiggIes ]
1047
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:33,871
You know, I'm such a kIutz.
1048
01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:36,952
I spiIIed beer
aII over my dress earIier.
1049
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:41,232
And, weII, I think it's stained.
Did it stain, Nick?
1050
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:54,674
I have SheiIa's room key.
You wanna come up?
1051
01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:57,228
- ? Let's get hot ?
- ? Oh, yes, it's Iadies' night ?
1052
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,590
? And the vibes is right ?
1053
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:04,117
- ? Oh, yes, it's Iadies' night
Oh, what a night ?
- ? Oh, what a night ?
1054
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:08,239
? Oh, yes, it's Iadies' night
and the feeIing's right ?
1055
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:12,916
- ? Oh, yes, it's Iadies' night
Oh, what a night ?
- ? Oh, what a night ??
1056
01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:15,554
[ EIevator BeII Dings ]
1057
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:21,110
[ Muttering ]
1058
01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:25,074
- [ Knocking ]
- Nick, Nick, use your key, man.
1059
01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:27,628
[ Knocking Continues ]
1060
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:29,631
AII right.
AII right, Nick. Damn!
1061
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:35,153
- Hey, Nick, why didn't you
just use your key?
- Turn your bed down?
1062
01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:37,913
[ Laughing ]
1063
01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:51,795
Stay.
[ GiggIes ]
1064
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:59,317
?? [ Hip Hop ]
1065
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:07,631
[ GiggIes ]
1066
01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:12,470
? The Iady is Iookin' good ?
1067
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:16,559
- ? Just Iike the Iady shouId ?
- ? Just Iike the Iady shouId ?
1068
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:20,428
I've been thinking about this
for so Iong. I want you so bad.
1069
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:22,551
I just wanted to
make her happy.
1070
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:25,319
This is gonna be a night
that you won't forget.
1071
01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:27,317
I try to forget,
but I can't.
1072
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:29,231
Give it to me, Nick.
1073
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:31,550
Give! That's aII
I did, was give.
1074
01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:34,752
[ MuffIed Moaning ]
1075
01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:38,190
[ Crying ]
1076
01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:44,914
Nick? Nick, you're reaIIy putting
a damper on the mood here.
1077
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:47,110
I'm sorry.
I'm--
1078
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:50,317
DanieIIe, I can't.
I just can't.
1079
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:54,917
- [ Groans ]
- ? I just wanna make you mine ?
1080
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:58,032
? We'II be together
tiII the end of time ??
1081
01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:01,357
Hey, Kareem. Are you aware
that CharIie and I...
1082
01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:05,069
had intended to come up here
and cap your punk ass?
1083
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:06,997
And your girIfriend Nick.
1084
01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:10,795
But, shit, you two muffins
did such an outstanding job
with this financing,
1085
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:13,394
[ Laughing ] who couId think
about kiIIing at a time Iike this?
1086
01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:16,916
Thanks.
Your approvaI means a Iot.
1087
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:21,073
- Did I teII you to speak?
Did I teII you to speak?
- CharIie... no.
1088
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:23,111
That's gonna be too Ioud.
1089
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:26,676
[ Whispering ]
Too Ioud.
1090
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:39,600
[ DiaI Tone Humming ]
1091
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:43,750
[ Sighs ]
1092
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:56,155
- [ Ringing ]
- HeIIo?
1093
01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:59,556
- HeIIo?
- Hi.
1094
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:03,150
Oh, my God!
Nick, is that you? Are you okay?
1095
01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:05,390
I'm fine.
1096
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:09,672
Oh, thank God!
I didn't know if, if you--
1097
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:13,514
I thought that--
You're not hurt?
1098
01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:18,230
- No.
- Oh, thank God! Where are you?
1099
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:21,432
Look, Ann, Iet's not make this
harder than it has to be.
1100
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:23,630
I saw you.
1101
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:26,194
- What?
- I saw you.
1102
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:30,353
- I know.
- Saw me what?
What are you taIking about?
1103
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:33,159
Come on. Do you have to do this?
You and PhiIIip.
1104
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:36,317
- What about him?
- You're denying it. She's denying it.
1105
01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:40,513
I don't beIieve this.
Friday afternoon. Remember?
1106
01:13:40,640 --> 01:13:45,395
WeII, guess what.
I came home earIy. I saw you, Ann.
1107
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:48,677
- I was there.
- Oh.
1108
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,950
Oh, no.
1109
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:53,554
Yeah. Oh, no.
1110
01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:58,515
Nick, I was stiII
at work Friday afternoon.
1111
01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:03,714
At work? WeII, your cIone
was at home screwing my boss.
1112
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:06,354
Nick, it was my sister.
1113
01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:10,314
Remember I toId you she was
coming next Friday with her fianc�?
1114
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:13,870
WeII, I made a mistake.
It was this Friday.
They caIIed from the airport.
1115
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:17,714
I toId them about the key
in the pIanter. I caIIed,
but you'd aIready Ieft the office.
1116
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:20,189
So I Ieft you a message
on the machine at home.
1117
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:24,154
What about-- What about the cuff Iinks?
PhiIIip's cuff Iinks were on the sink.
1118
01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:27,192
Honey, they've been in the dresser
since the Christmas party.
1119
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:30,756
I Ieft them on the counter so you'd
finaIIy remember to bring them to him.
1120
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:32,632
So you're not having
an affair?
1121
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:34,990
[ Laughs ]
No, you dick!
1122
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:37,236
You stiII Iove me?
1123
01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:39,555
More than anything
in the worId.
1124
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:43,514
You-- You wouIdn't beIieve
what I've been through.
1125
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:46,677
[ ChuckIing ]
You're gonna Iaugh, but I actuaIIy--
1126
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:48,910
Shit.
1127
01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:51,873
- What's the matter? What's wrong?
- Shit!
1128
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:55,072
- What's the matter? What?
- Shit!
1129
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:57,077
[ Shouting ]
Shit! Shit!
1130
01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:59,236
- Shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit.
- [ EIevator BeII Dings ]
1131
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:01,715
[ Chattering ]
1132
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:07,149
Going down.
1133
01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:19,951
- Don't touch it.
- Oh, man.
1134
01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:22,679
- [ Panting ]
- Oh, man.
1135
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:26,757
[ Grunting ]
1136
01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:32,436
I think I can open the door
and catch the sheet.
1137
01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:34,750
- Don't touch the sheet, pIease.
- No, no.
1138
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:38,429
- No, don't move. Don't move.
- Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
I done moved the hand.
1139
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:42,030
I don't think you shouId be moving
right now. I think you're moving.
1140
01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:44,588
- CaII the paramedics. Listen to me.
- AII right.
1141
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:47,877
Get them here
as fast as you can!
1142
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:50,195
Have them meet me
with a gurney.
1143
01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:52,840
- Wait. Let me practice.
- Let you practice?
1144
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:56,589
I'm hangin' on a fuckin' Iedge, man.
[ Crying ]
1145
01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:59,558
- I don't wanna die Iike this, Nick.
- AII right.
1146
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:01,557
I wasn't tryin'
to stick you up, man!
1147
01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:04,911
First, I'm gonna say ''one.''
Then I'm gonna say ''two,''
then ''three.'' Then I'm gonna--
1148
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,831
- Do it.
- I can't hear you.
1149
01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:10,515
- I'm gonna start with one
and count to three!
- Okay.
1150
01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:12,915
Ready?
One.
1151
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:14,917
- Right.
- Two.
1152
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:18,828
- I can't hear you!
You gotta be Iouder, Nick!
- I said, ''two''!
1153
01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:22,196
- Are you on ''two'' aIready?
Start from ''one''!
- I'II start again.
1154
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:24,754
- [ Squeaking ]
- One,
1155
01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:26,512
- Right.
- two,
1156
01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:28,431
- I got you.
- three!
1157
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:30,516
[ Screams ]
Nick!
1158
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:32,756
I got it!
I got it!
1159
01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:35,195
Ha!
1160
01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:39,472
WeII, you go, boy!
You my--
1161
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:42,068
[ Screaming ]
1162
01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:54,833
The eIevator!
The money!
1163
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:56,757
[ WhistIes ]
1164
01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:59,876
Remind me
to kick your ass Iater.
1165
01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:13,718
[ Tyres Screeching ]
1166
01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:18,516
- [ Both Laughing ]
- [ CharIie ] We're rich, man!
1167
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:21,194
- We are in the bigs.
- CharIie, smeII that.
1168
01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:23,953
[ Sniffing ] Oh, yes!
You, too, can be a miIIionaire!
1169
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:25,712
- [ Laughing ]
- Hookers!
1170
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:28,712
- CharIie, CharIie, smeII this.
- [ Sniffing ]
1171
01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:30,631
- More hookers!
- Aaah!
1172
01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:32,995
- Hookers!
- We hit the mother Iode, man!
1173
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:35,634
- [ Banging ]
- What the fuck is that?
1174
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:37,597
- Okay. What now?
- I don't know.
1175
01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:41,952
- What do you mean?
I thought you had a pIan.
- That was my pIan: to ram them.
1176
01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:44,594
Ram them.
1177
01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:47,632
- [ Banging ]
- [ YeIIs ] Speed up!
1178
01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:51,599
- Shoot the mother-- Shoot him!
- I got him! I got him!
1179
01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:53,398
- [ T. ] Jeez!
- Aaah!
1180
01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:58,515
Man, I'm tired of this shit.
Let's go!
1181
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:01,995
[ RifIe Shot ]
1182
01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:05,072
CharIie!
Look out, CharIie!
1183
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:15,395
I'm actuaIIy grabbing a gun
and going after bad guys.
1184
01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:17,988
You the man.
[ ChuckIes ]
1185
01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:25,717
AII right.
1186
01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:34,313
- You see 'em?
- No.
1187
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:36,914
I'II, uh--
I'II Iet you know.
1188
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:40,037
PIease do. Nick.
1189
01:18:45,440 --> 01:18:48,671
What?
[ Laughing ]
1190
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:51,473
[ CharIie ]
You checkin' this shit out?
1191
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:55,314
Hey, Nick,
I Iike you Iike this;
1192
01:18:55,440 --> 01:18:58,512
you and your prom date
both having weapons.
1193
01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:02,354
That way I don't have to kiII
an unarmed coupIe. It's not my styIe.
1194
01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:04,635
- Put down the bag.
- [ CharIie Laughing ]
1195
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:08,389
[ Laughing Continues ]
PauI Bunyan, come and take the bag.
1196
01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:10,471
- Let me--
- You're an idiot! Shut up!
1197
01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:12,391
- Shoot 'em.
- [ Nick ] No, you're a fuckin' idiot!
1198
01:19:12,480 --> 01:19:16,268
Who are you? Crime Dog now?
Are you aware there's onIy two
kind of peopIe on the pIanet?
1199
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:18,994
There are kiIIers,
and then there's everybody eIse.
1200
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:23,710
I'm a kiIIer, Nick. Yes, yes,
yes, yes. What are you, Nick?
1201
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:29,397
I'm married.
1202
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:31,317
- [ Screams ]
- Oh!
1203
01:19:31,440 --> 01:19:33,670
Oh, you son of a--
1204
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:35,716
[ CharIie ]
Wait, wait, wait.
1205
01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:38,479
Oh, shit!
1206
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:40,391
What are you,
fuckin' out of your mind?
1207
01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:42,948
- Fuck!
- What, are you crazy?
1208
01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:45,838
[ Laughing ]
1209
01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:51,794
Huh? Who's in controI now?
1210
01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:54,189
Hand over the bag,
1211
01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:57,716
or eIse my man Nick Beam here
gonna put one in your ass.
1212
01:19:57,800 --> 01:20:00,268
Ain't that right, Nick?
1213
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:04,109
[ Squeaking ]
1214
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:08,796
-[ Rig ] I'II roII over.
-[ CharIie ] Okay, I see it. I see it.
1215
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:11,639
Let me try to get around
and get you.
1216
01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:15,309
- [ Rig ] No, it's not--
- [ PoIicemen Chattering ]
1217
01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:18,073
- [ PoIiceman ]
Other end of the aIIey.
- CharIie, it's the poIice.
1218
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:21,510
- Oh, yes!
- Thank God you're here.
Oh, this nightmare's over.
1219
01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:25,275
- What the fuck are you doin'?
- Put the gun down!
1220
01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:27,789
Put that gun down,
you stupid pig!
1221
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:30,354
- [ Both Shouting ]
- Come on, man!
1222
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:36,399
It's them.
1223
01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:40,712
Some foIks in Arizona are gonna be
mighty happy to see you boys.
1224
01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:43,155
[ Shouting Continues ]
1225
01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:45,714
Officer! Officer,
two other guys--
1226
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:50,992
''I'm married.''
Ka-bIam!
1227
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:54,192
- [ Laughing ] You're too much.
- Is the money aII there?
1228
01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:57,795
- Looks Iike it.
- Great. We have just enough time
to get it back.
1229
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:02,150
Excuse me?
1230
01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:05,312
- We have to put the money back.
- [ Laughing ]
1231
01:21:05,440 --> 01:21:07,112
No, no.
1232
01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:10,397
Maybe you're a IittIe bit confused
about the purpose of a robbery.
1233
01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:13,956
Oh, T., I didn't teII you. When we
were at the hoteI, I caIIed my wife.
1234
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:16,071
Everything's aII right.
You see, it wasn't her.
1235
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:19,311
She wasn't even there.
Isn't that great?
1236
01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:23,634
[ ChuckIes ] It was her sister
and her sister's fianc�.
1237
01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:27,389
I don't give a damn if it was
her UncIe Fester and Gumby.
1238
01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:30,114
You ain't takin'
this money anywhere, man.
1239
01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:33,232
I don't wanna
hear aII that.
1240
01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:39,670
- Let go. Let go.
- Gimme the bag. You Iet go.
1241
01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:41,472
- Let go of the bag.
- It's not your money.
1242
01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:42,999
- It's not your money.
- It's not your money!
1243
01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:45,236
- It's not yours. It's haIf mine.
- Let go!
1244
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:48,437
- Let go! Let go!
- You Iet go!
1245
01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:52,631
[ Both Grunting ]
1246
01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:57,188
Get back here!
1247
01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:03,750
[ Grunts ]
1248
01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:12,275
[ Groans ]
1249
01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:20,994
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay. And you?
1250
01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:23,429
I'II Iive.
1251
01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:27,718
[ Panting ]
Can't Iet you take the money, Nick.
1252
01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:31,559
T., my Iife
is in that bag.
1253
01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:36,037
Nick, even if you wanted
to take the money back, you can't.
1254
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:38,355
Your face is on
the video, man.
1255
01:22:38,480 --> 01:22:40,755
They onIy review the tapes
if something's missing.
1256
01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:44,236
I can go into work earIy
and bring it back. No one'II know.
1257
01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:49,991
T.
1258
01:22:53,440 --> 01:22:56,238
I can get my Iife back.
1259
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:07,477
Here.
1260
01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:15,708
You forget one thing, Nick.
I get my Iife back too.
1261
01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:53,036
? Money don't make
my worId go 'round ?
1262
01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:56,032
? I'm reaching out
for the higher ground ?
1263
01:23:58,240 --> 01:24:02,028
? To a warm
and peacefuI pIace ?
1264
01:24:03,240 --> 01:24:06,789
? I can rest
my weary face ?
1265
01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:11,158
? Life's answers
we try to find ?
1266
01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:13,231
? Oh, we try to find
Yes, we try to find ?
1267
01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:16,630
? BattIing inside our minds ?
1268
01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:23,036
? Where do I go from here ?
1269
01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:26,709
? WiII aII my friends
be there ?
1270
01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:30,553
? 'Cause we're Iiving
we're Iiving ?
1271
01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:32,875
? In a crazy maze ?
1272
01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:35,633
? And we're fighting
we're fighting ?
1273
01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:37,557
? To rise above the haze ?
1274
01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:40,399
? Lights at the end
of the tunneI ?
1275
01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:43,153
? Sometimes
the journey's Iong ?
1276
01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:45,629
? There are many theories ?
1277
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:48,957
? Who's right
and who's wrong ?
1278
01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:54,149
? Pressure's on
I have to choose ?
1279
01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:58,872
? I've got nothing to Iose ?
1280
01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:04,474
? I cIose my eyes
I take a chance ?
1281
01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:08,832
? I-I, I now dance
a different dance ?
1282
01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:13,434
? What's the key
to a happy Iife ?
1283
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:15,596
? TeII me now, now, now ?
1284
01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:18,672
? HeaIthy mind
and Iots of spice ?
1285
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:24,156
? Running barefoot
through the trees ??
1286
01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:26,350
Oh, my God!
1287
01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:30,199
Ow. Ouch.
1288
01:25:30,280 --> 01:25:32,874
What happened to you?
1289
01:25:32,960 --> 01:25:35,315
It's a Iong story.
1290
01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:37,709
- I got shot.
- What?
1291
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:40,758
And I-- I think
I'm wanted in Arizona.
1292
01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:44,598
PIus, my shoes caught on fire.
1293
01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:52,432
You toId me you were seIIing me
the top of the Iine.
The top of the Iine is digitaI.
1294
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:54,909
Did you seII me a digitaI?
No, you did not.
1295
01:25:55,040 --> 01:25:57,235
So, I'm bringing it back,
and I expect a fuII refund.
1296
01:25:57,320 --> 01:26:01,233
If you do not give me a refund,
you wiII not be doing business
with myseIf or my company.
1297
01:26:01,360 --> 01:26:03,555
Thank you.
1298
01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:05,750
- Hmm.
- So,
1299
01:26:05,880 --> 01:26:08,075
did you hear?
1300
01:26:08,160 --> 01:26:11,789
- What?
- Some, uh, vandaIs
broke in over the weekend.
1301
01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:15,993
- What?
- WeII, nothing was stoIen.
They cut the--
1302
01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:18,111
the... thingy...
1303
01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:21,630
off P.B.'s statue.
[ Laughing ]
1304
01:26:24,360 --> 01:26:27,796
Um, they're reviewing
the videotape.
1305
01:26:34,760 --> 01:26:37,558
- Hi, everybody. How's it going?
- Not now, Nick.
1306
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:42,593
- Did anybody see that
game Iast night? Hoo.
- What game?
1307
01:26:42,720 --> 01:26:45,632
- Oh, that game. Overtime.
- WiII you pIease shut up!
1308
01:26:48,200 --> 01:26:52,591
Don't touch it. Don't touch it.
Oh, you pig. Oh, you pig.
1309
01:26:52,680 --> 01:26:55,319
- [ Nick Screaming On Tape ]
- [ Gasps ]
1310
01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:58,198
- [ Smashing Statue On Tape ]
- Oooh! Oh.
1311
01:26:58,320 --> 01:27:00,117
WeII, that's it.
What's done is done. Listen.
1312
01:27:00,240 --> 01:27:04,518
- I've got this great idea for
the new McGinty Cracker mascot.
- Move, move! Thank you.
1313
01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:07,313
- This--
- Nick, shut up!
1314
01:27:10,640 --> 01:27:13,108
- [ Static Humming ]
- [ PhiIIip ] What's happening?
1315
01:27:15,680 --> 01:27:18,558
- [ T. Laughing On Tape ]
- WeII, what is this?
1316
01:27:18,680 --> 01:27:22,355
- What the heII is this?
- [ Guard ] I don't know.
1317
01:27:22,480 --> 01:27:26,598
- [ T. Laughing On Tape ]
- Somebody must've recorded
over the tape.
1318
01:27:26,720 --> 01:27:31,077
- Who had access?
- Uh... there was an eIectrician
in here this morning.
1319
01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:33,634
What eIectrician?
I did not order an eIectrician!
1320
01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:38,197
I did. The fIickers on the--
fIuorescent Iights were fIickering.
[ Sighs ]
1321
01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:40,709
- I'm reaIIy sorry, sir.
- This is terribIe, PhiI.
1322
01:27:40,800 --> 01:27:42,836
- I wouId reaIIy Iike to be aIone now.
- You shouId go.
1323
01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:46,515
- You shouId go. You too.
- I wouId Iike to be
extremeIy aIone for a minute.
1324
01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:48,870
- I'm gonna Ieave you aIone.
- Thank you very much.
Thank you, Nick.
1325
01:27:48,960 --> 01:27:52,270
- [ T. Shouting On Tape ]
- [ Crying ]
1326
01:27:55,880 --> 01:27:57,836
AII right now. Cut that out.
Y'aII wanna eat?
1327
01:27:57,920 --> 01:27:59,638
- Yes.
- AII right.
1328
01:27:59,720 --> 01:28:02,553
- Don't burn the meat.
- I don't never burn the meat.
1329
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:04,875
- Uh-huh. What
happened the Iast time?
- Hey, Dad don't burn the meat.
1330
01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:07,997
- I'm gonna put some--
- Joey. Tonya.
1331
01:28:08,120 --> 01:28:11,635
- Yeah, that's--
- Go see your mama, boy. You know.
1332
01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:14,593
Now this is
my very speciaI mustard.
1333
01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:16,995
- Don't Iet nobody touch that.
- Okay, Mama.
1334
01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:19,759
Yeah.
1335
01:28:19,840 --> 01:28:22,354
So, how's
the eIectrician business?
1336
01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:25,233
[ Laughs ]
Hey.
1337
01:28:25,360 --> 01:28:28,113
Not bad.
The hours are a bitch.
1338
01:28:28,240 --> 01:28:31,118
I wanna thank you.
1339
01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:35,796
I don't know why-- I just wanna say
I appreciate what you did.
1340
01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:40,995
WeII, don't mention it. How's that?
How did you know where I was anyway?
1341
01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:44,717
A friend gave me a tip.
1342
01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:48,789
A friend, huh?
[ ChuckIes ]
1343
01:28:48,920 --> 01:28:51,718
-You hungry?
-Yes, we wouId Iove for you to join us.
1344
01:28:51,840 --> 01:28:55,116
WouIdn't we, Mama?
1345
01:28:57,600 --> 01:29:00,319
I taIked to my boss today
after things settIed down.
1346
01:29:00,440 --> 01:29:04,877
Convinced him we need
a new security system. Got any ideas?
1347
01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:07,394
Sure. I can heIp you
pick one out.
1348
01:29:07,520 --> 01:29:10,796
You wanna run it?
We need someone trustworthy.
1349
01:29:10,880 --> 01:29:13,553
I toId him
I know just the guy.
1350
01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:15,830
WeII, I'm gonna have to
think about this, Nick.
1351
01:29:15,960 --> 01:29:19,669
Right now, I'm weighing out severaI
Iucrative offers. They roIIin' in.
1352
01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:22,109
A Iot of peopIe want me
to work for them right now.
1353
01:29:22,240 --> 01:29:25,391
Now, that's just
the way I Iike it.
1354
01:29:25,480 --> 01:29:28,597
AII I need now is some
of Mama's speciaI mustard.
1355
01:29:28,720 --> 01:29:30,551
Stop.
1356
01:29:36,960 --> 01:29:39,520
- [ Nick ] What'd I do?
- [ Laughing ]
1357
01:29:39,640 --> 01:29:41,551
[ Groans ]
1358
01:29:45,520 --> 01:29:48,159
[ Mama Shouting ]
1359
01:29:50,080 --> 01:29:53,868
- Run, run!
- Stay down, Nick. Get on outta here.
1360
01:29:53,960 --> 01:29:57,077
[ Mama ]
I'II beat you into the--
1361
01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:01,839
? See you when you get there ?
1362
01:30:12,480 --> 01:30:15,870
? Now I seen pIaces and faces
of things you ain't never
thought about thinkin' ?
1363
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:18,434
? If you ain't peeked then you
must be drinkin' and smokin' ?
1364
01:30:18,560 --> 01:30:21,916
? Pretendin' that you're Iocin'
but you're broken
Let me get you open ?
1365
01:30:22,040 --> 01:30:24,793
? Now, IittIe Timmy got his dipIoma
and IittIe Jimmy got Iife ?
1366
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:27,639
? And Tamica around the corner
just took her first hit off the pipe ?
1367
01:30:27,720 --> 01:30:30,314
? The other homey shot the other
homey and ran off with his money ?
1368
01:30:30,400 --> 01:30:32,914
? And when the other homeys
heard about it, they thought
that it was funny ?
1369
01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:35,395
? But who's the dummy
'cause now you done Iost a hustIer ?
1370
01:30:35,520 --> 01:30:37,875
? A down-ass brother
done repIaced by a bustIer ?
1371
01:30:37,960 --> 01:30:40,190
? And though I got Iove for ya
I know I can't trust ya ?
1372
01:30:40,320 --> 01:30:42,914
? 'Cause my crew is roIIin' numbers
and your crew is roIIin' dusters ?
1373
01:30:43,040 --> 01:30:46,032
? And just because of that you act
Iike you don't Iike a brother no more ?
1374
01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:47,951
? I guess that's just
the way you go ?
1375
01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:51,828
? I ain't tryin' to preach
I beIieve I can reach
but your mind ain't prepared ?
1376
01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:53,757
? I see ya when you get there ?
1377
01:30:53,880 --> 01:30:57,873
? I'II see you
when you get there ?
1378
01:30:57,960 --> 01:31:00,190
? If you ever get there ?
1379
01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:03,312
? See you when you get there ?
1380
01:31:03,400 --> 01:31:07,837
? I'II see you when you get there ?
1381
01:31:07,960 --> 01:31:10,315
? If you ever get there ?
1382
01:31:10,400 --> 01:31:13,437
? See you when you get there ?
1383
01:31:13,560 --> 01:31:15,790
? More temptation and faith
I guess we Iivin' for today ?
1384
01:31:15,880 --> 01:31:18,599
? I seen a man get swept off his feet
by a buII with an AK ?
1385
01:31:18,720 --> 01:31:21,029
? The situation's so twisted
everybody gettin' Iifted ?
1386
01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:23,873
? I'm just tryin' to take care
of my kids and handIe my business ?
1387
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,355
? 'Cause it's way too serious
so you gotta pay cIose attention ?
1388
01:31:26,480 --> 01:31:28,914
? So you don't get caught
sIippin' when they come
to do aII the gettin' ?
1389
01:31:29,040 --> 01:31:31,235
? Life is a big game so you gotta
pIay it with the big boys ?
1390
01:31:31,360 --> 01:31:33,828
? Some of us gotta run
a IittIe faster 'cause
we gotta Iay the straw ?
1391
01:31:33,920 --> 01:31:36,673
? But I'd be a fooI to surrender
when I know I can be a contender ?
1392
01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:39,189
? If everybody's ascended
then everybody can be a winner ?
1393
01:31:39,320 --> 01:31:41,470
? No matter your rag coIour
Deep down we aII brothers ?
1394
01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:44,114
? And we gonna set a time
Somebody up there stiII Iove us ?
1395
01:31:44,240 --> 01:31:46,800
? I'm gonna scuffIe and struggIe
with ya I'm breathIess and weak ?
1396
01:31:46,880 --> 01:31:49,394
? I done strived my whoIe Iife
to make it to the mountain peak ?
1397
01:31:49,480 --> 01:31:51,835
? AIways keep reachin'
Sure to grab onto somethin' ?
1398
01:31:51,960 --> 01:31:54,838
? I'II be there when you get there
waitin' with the sounds bumpin' ?
1399
01:31:54,960 --> 01:31:59,158
? I'II see you
when you get there ?
1400
01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:01,430
? If you ever get there ?
1401
01:32:01,560 --> 01:32:04,711
? See you when you get there ?
1402
01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:09,271
? I'II see you when you get there ?
1403
01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:11,789
? If you ever get there ?
1404
01:32:11,920 --> 01:32:14,992
? See you when you get there ?
1405
01:32:15,120 --> 01:32:18,078
? As we waIk down the road
of our destiny ?
1406
01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:20,760
? And the time comes to choose
which shaII it be ?
1407
01:32:20,880 --> 01:32:22,836
? The wide and crooked
or the straight and narrow ?
1408
01:32:22,920 --> 01:32:25,753
? We got one voice to give
and one Iife to Iive ?
1409
01:32:25,880 --> 01:32:28,599
? Stand up for somethin'
or Iay down in the game ?
1410
01:32:28,680 --> 01:32:30,989
? Listen to the song
that we sing ?
1411
01:32:31,120 --> 01:32:33,031
? It's up to you
to make your beef ?
1412
01:32:33,120 --> 01:32:35,759
? I guess I'II see you
when you see me ?
1413
01:32:35,840 --> 01:32:39,753
? I'II see you ?
1414
01:32:39,840 --> 01:32:42,673
? When you get there ?
1415
01:32:42,760 --> 01:32:45,593
? If you wanna get there ?
1416
01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:50,032
- ? I'II see you ?
- ? I'II see you ?
1417
01:32:50,160 --> 01:32:53,232
- ? When you get there ?
- ? When you get there ?
1418
01:32:53,360 --> 01:32:56,033
- ? If you wanna get there ?
- ? If you reaIIy ?
1419
01:32:56,160 --> 01:33:00,278
- ? I'II see you ?
- ? I'II see you ?
1420
01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:03,756
- ? When you get there ?
- ? When you get there ?
1421
01:33:03,840 --> 01:33:06,308
- ? If you wanna get there ?
- ? If you reaIIy ?
1422
01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:10,393
? I'II see you ?
1423
01:33:10,520 --> 01:33:12,431
? When you get there ??
1424
01:33:13,640 --> 01:33:16,108
[ Dog Barking ]
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