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Previously on Faking It...
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Let me be the messenger.
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But... won't that ruin
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- your chances with Amy?
- I think I'll be okay.
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If you don't see me as fully male,
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then maybe we shouldn't date.
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- Let's talk.
- We just did.
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The whole internet
thinks we're a couple!
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Just tweet saying we're just friends.
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Right.
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- Who's this?
- Her boyfriend.
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You've been lying this whole time?
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It was a mistake!
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- I'm so sorry.
- You saved me.
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Did I mention that one
time when I yawned,
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and I'm pretty sure Sabrina
didn't yawn after me?
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That's a sign of a sociopath.
I looked it up online!
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You have mentioned. Several times.
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I'm overdoing it with the
Sabrina talk, aren't I?
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No. Amy, (BLEEP) talking your
ex with your best friend
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is a constitutional right.
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But... it's been two weeks.
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You're right.
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I've spent way too much time
overanalyzing her... crazy.
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Yeah. She's not worth it.
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So let's go O.D. on fro-yo
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and not think about her.
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Oh, I've missed fro-yo.
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Sabrina couldn't do dairy.
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Except for that one time
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she took a bite of my cheeseburger.
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So many lies.
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Hey, girls! Sorry to interrupt.
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We just wanted to invite you to join us.
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Yeah. Diane's leading us
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in her year-end cleansing ritual.
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Yeah, uh... no, thanks, Diane.
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Well, are you sure? It's way cathartic.
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We're symbolically burning things
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to "let go of" in the new year.
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Actually,
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that sounds perfect, Diane.
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- This new year...
- Let it go, let it go...
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- I release myself from...
- Let it go-go-go...
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The clutches of those twin siren
sisters tar and nicotine!
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Let it go!
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I feel different now! Oh!
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Okay, you're next.
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- Ready to let it go?
- Okay...
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Let it go, let it
go, let it go-go-go!
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So long, psycho-Sabrina.
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You forced me to watch
the dreaded last season
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- of "The L Word" with you...
- Let it go go-go...
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Let it go, let it go, let it go-go-go.
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- And...
- Let it go, let it go...
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Screw you for looking so in
love with me in this picture!
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Let it go, let it go-go-go!
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- Let it go, let it go...
- I'm moving on!
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That felt good.
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I think that really worked.
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- So proud of you.
- It's a new year!
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- Thanks.
- It's a new year!
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Oh, my God.
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I am so, so sorry.
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Don't worry, Amy.
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This definitely isn't your fault.
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It'll all be okay.
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Aunt Sage sold us some
great insurance, so...
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And at least Amy is over Sabrina.
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Ha. Yep! Ha.
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So... over her.
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Faking It (2014) - 03x10 - Up in Flames
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Morning, muffin.
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Hashtag breakfast for my man.
Hashtag... Booper.
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Lauren, will you stop
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with the cutesy couple
photos already, please?
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This is getting ridiculous.
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Would you call doubling up
my followers ridiculous?
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Everyone is shipping us so hard!
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I'm not "shipping" this.
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Please, it's been two weeks.
Can we fake break up already?
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People are invested.
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We need to ride this out
until Boopermania dies down.
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Then right at the moment
we've stopped trending...
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Bam! We break up and get
them talking again.
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You're a monster.
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Don't act like
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you're not getting
something out of this too.
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Oh, yeah? What could I possibly
be getting out of this?
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Oh, what about Karma?
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It's obvious you two
are just killing time
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until you inevitably get back together.
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So let's speed that up with
some old-fashioned jealousy.
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I'm not gonna pretend
to be in a relationship
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just to make someone jealous.
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If you say so.
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We get to be roommates!
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It's like we're fast-forwarding
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to "Karma and Amy: The College Years."
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Yeah!
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Only with parental supervision.
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And you're both sure you can handle this
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emotionally? 'Cause I have to admit,
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I'm a tiny bit terrified.
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Mom, I just broke up with Sabrina.
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Yeah, and before that,
that thing with Felix.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Which... may or may not
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- still exist.
- That too! See?
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Have you give any more
thought to his offer?
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Not that I'm pushing Felix.
Or boys in general.
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I know how you love to defy me.
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Not this time, Mom. You were right.
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Everything does happen for a reason.
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Sabrina turned out to be a whack job
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because I'm meant to spend
New Year's with Felix.
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Are you sure about that?
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I mean, it wouldn't be fair to Felix
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if you're not over Sabrina.
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I told you, I am!
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And I think we can all
agree that Felix is great.
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You text him right now and make a plan.
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Okay!
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Great.
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Hee-huge news.
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Our band's headlining a
mysterious New Year's Party
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hosted by a surprise celebrity.
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I don't know... how do we
know if it's even real?
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Come on, they paid us double our quote...
in advance.
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Well, why didn't you lead with that?
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Text me the info. I'll
see you guys there.
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Bye, Noah.
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Later...
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Okay. What is going on with you two?
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You used to be all banter,
and now you're all business.
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I can't talk about it to anyone, okay?
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I wish I could, but I can't, all right?
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Not even with Noah,
'cause when I tried to,
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I hurt him, and I don't
want to hurt him again.
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Can you just drop it, okay?
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Shane, what the...
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I can't talk about it!
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- What's going on with him?
- He won't say.
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He and Noah are having some issues.
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Maybe you could give him some advice...
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you know, since
everything's going so well
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with hashtag-Booper!
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Karma... are you jealous?
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It's kinda hard to be
jealous of something
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that's so obviously not real.
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Mmm! You are a latte genius.
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Voil?!
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Wow! I can't believe
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I'm actually helping
you shop for a dress!
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This is blowing my mind a little bit.
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I wanna look good on New Year's.
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And boys like dresses.
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I... heard what happened
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with Sabrina.
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine. And I'm over it.
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And I really don't feel
like talking about it,
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so can we just drop it?
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I know from experience
that saying you're okay
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isn't the same as being okay, and...
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Mm-mm. Pretending isn't
gonna make it all go away.
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You're one to talk about pretending, Mrs.
Liam Booker.
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What makes you think we're pretending?
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Because it's absurd!
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Lauren, you've done some pretty
crazy things to gain followers,
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but... this one takes the deluded cake.
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I am never giving
thoughtful advice again.
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Hey, Karma. I'm sorry about your house.
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Most of my stuff survived.
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Zen is the one who lost everything.
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Plus, I get to live with Amy.
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Who... I... hear will be
kissing you at midnight.
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She sent me a text to that effect, yes.
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Well, I'm super-happy for you two.
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I-I know how much you've wanted this.
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So you... can't think
of any other reason
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why I shouldn't go with
Amy to New Year's?
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Well, if isn't Sabrina
the teenage bitch.
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Good one.
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Karma, please hear me out.
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Save it, Sabrina.
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Go crawl back under your
rock with your boyfriend.
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I broke up with Evan...
because I wanna be with Amy.
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Look at me!
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I'm a mess. I can't eat, I can't sleep.
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All I can do is think about her.
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Have you thought about telling
her this instead of us?
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I tried... but she won't
let me talk to her.
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That's why I'm here.
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To ask for your help.
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Ha. You're asking me to help you.
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That's how much I care about Amy.
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I'll do whatever it takes.
I just can't lose her!
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Enough. Even if your feelings were real,
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Amy's over you.
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She's going to New Year's with Felix,
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and she can't wait,
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because she's meant to be with him...
not you.
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Rough day, honey?
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I saw Karma today.
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She wasn't even the tiniest
bit jealous of us.
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Ha! I knew you weren't above
making an ex jealous.
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Yeah, well, Karma said
it's tough to be jealous
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about something that isn't real.
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Why the hell doesn't anyone
believe we're dating?
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We're living together, sharing space.
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Is it so hard to believe
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that could have turned
into something more?
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Maybe we need to show everybody
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just how real we are.
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And how exactly will we do that?
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How great is this?
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So great!
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You know, normally, this is the time
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where I would have to say
good night and go home.
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Except this is your home.
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You know... I almost
want to thank Sabrina.
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That's a healthy way of looking at it.
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I told you... I'm over her.
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Night, roomie.
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Night, roomie.
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I forgot
about one roomie perk!
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Spontaneous late-night dance party!
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Amy, what's wrong?
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I'm sorry. It's nothing.
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I'm just being stupid.
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You are not being stupid.
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How could I not see through her lies?
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You knew Sabrina was evil.
Why couldn't I see it?
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Don't beat yourself up.
She fooled everyone.
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I really thought I was
falling for someone who...
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who loved me back.
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That with Sabrina I could have...
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What I couldn't give you.
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I can't believe I thought
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that could actually happen for me.
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Oh oh oh ah ah
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Ooh ooh ooh oh oh ooh
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Whoa! This New Year's party's crazy!
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The whole school must be here.
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Amy, are you sure about this?
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I mean, after last night...
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Karma, for the billionth time,
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it was nothing.
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But should you really be
going out with Felix?
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You're still in love with Sabrina.
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The Sabrina that I was in love with
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doesn't exist.
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The real Sabrina's not into me.
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Felix is.
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I owe it to myself to
see where it can go.
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Here we are!
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Ready to share our love with the world.
258
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Yep! We're very happy!
259
00:10:41,575 --> 00:10:43,341
The camera loves you.
260
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I don't see Karma anywhere.
261
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These photos will get back to her.
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Now presenting our very special guest,
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the star of the new up and
coming comedy "Just Joan"...
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Oh,!
265
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Your hostess, Lisbeth Grubbler!
266
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It's meeee!
267
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,793
I'm baaaack!
268
00:11:01,872 --> 00:11:03,805
- Oh!
- That's what happened to her?
269
00:11:03,894 --> 00:11:05,827
- I heard you killed her.
- She was discovered
270
00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:07,850
at a (BLEEP) Renn Faire
and booked a pilot.
271
00:11:07,940 --> 00:11:09,773
I told her it would never
see the light of day,
272
00:11:09,858 --> 00:11:12,158
but I guess I was wrong.
273
00:11:12,264 --> 00:11:14,264
Wait... do people think I killed her?
274
00:11:16,169 --> 00:11:19,805
You know, this was probably
not the best idea for a date,
275
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,805
considering I'm an alcoholic
and we both hate dancing.
276
00:11:22,936 --> 00:11:26,571
Well, it's not an official
date until midnight,
277
00:11:26,737 --> 00:11:29,939
so... keep it in your pants, buddy.
278
00:11:30,086 --> 00:11:31,785
Right, I'll be sure to...
279
00:11:31,864 --> 00:11:33,464
control myself until then.
280
00:11:33,538 --> 00:11:35,171
So will I.
281
00:11:37,966 --> 00:11:39,200
And I have my own dressing room,
282
00:11:39,257 --> 00:11:40,590
and I have my own trailer,
283
00:11:40,653 --> 00:11:43,253
and I have my own Israeli bodyguard.
284
00:11:43,372 --> 00:11:46,140
And once there was a rabbit on the show,
285
00:11:46,268 --> 00:11:47,767
and they let me hold the rabbit.
286
00:11:47,836 --> 00:11:50,303
Wow, Lisbeth, your life
sounds so amazing.
287
00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:51,450
It really is.
288
00:11:51,499 --> 00:11:53,165
You know, Lisbeth,
289
00:11:53,242 --> 00:11:54,575
I found success too.
290
00:11:54,638 --> 00:11:56,271
Maybe you've heard of my brand...
291
00:11:56,347 --> 00:11:57,646
Life by Lauren?
292
00:11:57,706 --> 00:11:59,239
Do you want me to take
a picture with you?
293
00:11:59,311 --> 00:12:00,944
It could help with your brand thingy.
294
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,153
I'm good. The only person
295
00:12:03,251 --> 00:12:05,151
I want to take pictures with tonight
296
00:12:05,239 --> 00:12:06,538
is my boyfriend Liam Booker.
297
00:12:06,599 --> 00:12:09,000
You remember him, don't you?
298
00:12:09,111 --> 00:12:10,744
You're dating Liam Booker?
299
00:12:10,820 --> 00:12:14,822
Yep. And he and I are blissfully happy.
300
00:12:15,005 --> 00:12:18,006
But good for you about
that rabbit, though.
301
00:12:24,455 --> 00:12:25,588
Looking for someone?
302
00:12:25,642 --> 00:12:26,941
What? Oh. No.
303
00:12:27,001 --> 00:12:29,101
No one. Nothing.
304
00:12:29,198 --> 00:12:30,664
Oh. I thought you might be looking
305
00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:33,200
for the luckiest guy
in the world and, hey,
306
00:12:33,313 --> 00:12:34,713
you found him, because, boy,
307
00:12:34,779 --> 00:12:37,146
am I so happy to be dating Lauren.
308
00:12:37,255 --> 00:12:38,688
Really?
309
00:12:38,755 --> 00:12:40,354
You're still on this?
310
00:12:40,428 --> 00:12:42,061
Why is it so hard to
believe I'm dating Lauren?
311
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,037
Because in addition to hating lying,
312
00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:45,624
you're not very good at it.
313
00:12:45,694 --> 00:12:47,661
Look, I know I'm not the best person
314
00:12:47,752 --> 00:12:49,485
to be talking about fake relationships,
315
00:12:49,565 --> 00:12:52,866
but unlike me, you've never
needed to lie and scheme.
316
00:12:53,018 --> 00:12:56,153
And this whole thing with Lauren...
it just isn't you.
317
00:13:00,376 --> 00:13:01,910
I gotta go.
318
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,422
Looks like someone's
been eating his spinach.
319
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,426
What's that supposed to mean?
320
00:13:12,513 --> 00:13:15,314
Damn, my foot really lives in
my mouth when I'm with you.
321
00:13:15,442 --> 00:13:17,909
Didn't know I was... so flexible.
322
00:13:18,023 --> 00:13:19,690
Shane, I'm sorry.
323
00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:21,967
This isn't your fault. It's me.
324
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,770
Maybe after tonight I
shouldn't be in the band.
325
00:13:24,894 --> 00:13:26,994
Hey, come on, can't we talk about it?
326
00:13:27,091 --> 00:13:28,724
- No (BLEEP) way!
- Jeez, okay, fine.
327
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,199
We don't have to.
328
00:13:30,264 --> 00:13:32,064
My brother's here. I haven't seen him
329
00:13:32,148 --> 00:13:34,815
since my parents kicked me out.
330
00:13:37,622 --> 00:13:40,324
Brody, what the hell are you doing here?
331
00:13:40,448 --> 00:13:42,181
You upset I finally found you?
332
00:13:42,261 --> 00:13:44,061
What the hell have you done to yourself?
333
00:13:44,145 --> 00:13:46,812
I haven't done anything
except be who I am.
334
00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:49,168
Mom and Dad said you can come
home if you just drop all this.
335
00:13:49,272 --> 00:13:50,771
I don't wanna talk to Mom and Dad
336
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:51,873
until they're ready to accept me.
337
00:13:51,922 --> 00:13:53,154
But this isn't who you are.
338
00:13:53,212 --> 00:13:54,745
You're my little sister Britney.
339
00:13:54,816 --> 00:13:56,716
That's not my name. Don't call me that.
340
00:13:56,804 --> 00:13:58,070
Your name is Britney.
341
00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,264
- His name is Noah.
- Shane, don't.
342
00:14:00,362 --> 00:14:02,295
Who the hell are you? This
is between me and her.
343
00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:04,518
I'm Shane, and I like butting
into other people's business.
344
00:14:04,616 --> 00:14:05,916
That's who I am. And he's Noah.
345
00:14:05,977 --> 00:14:07,776
He's a dude, and he always has been.
346
00:14:07,859 --> 00:14:09,859
You know how I know? Because
I'm super (BLEEP) gay,
347
00:14:09,952 --> 00:14:12,253
and I couldn't be more
gay for your brother.
348
00:14:12,359 --> 00:14:14,092
You should leave.
349
00:14:14,173 --> 00:14:15,172
Now.
350
00:14:15,219 --> 00:14:18,020
You two freaks deserve each other.
351
00:14:19,646 --> 00:14:21,314
Hey, you okay?
352
00:14:21,392 --> 00:14:24,092
I... I need some air.
353
00:14:26,168 --> 00:14:27,768
Ooh! Perfect timing.
354
00:14:27,843 --> 00:14:30,744
- I think we should break up.
- What? We had a plan!
355
00:14:30,877 --> 00:14:32,544
Yeah. I don't care about that anymore.
356
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,287
This whole thing... it's not me.
357
00:14:34,365 --> 00:14:35,731
But having a hot boyfriend
358
00:14:35,795 --> 00:14:37,261
is the only thing I have on Lisbeth.
359
00:14:37,329 --> 00:14:38,495
Hot?
360
00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:41,384
Yes. You are conventionally attractive.
361
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,814
But that's useless to me if
we aren't pretend dating.
362
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,420
So here... get in the selfie.
363
00:14:45,490 --> 00:14:47,290
No, Lauren, stop. I am done with this.
364
00:14:47,373 --> 00:14:49,339
Fine. We can break up.
365
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,464
Just give me one minute to...
366
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,958
freshen up.
367
00:14:56,719 --> 00:14:58,653
She's not coming back, is she?
368
00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:09,244
There you are. Took you long enough.
369
00:15:12,811 --> 00:15:15,006
Karma, thank you so much
for doing this for me.
370
00:15:15,235 --> 00:15:18,336
This isn't for you. I'm
doing this for Amy.
371
00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:21,637
- Doing what for me?
- Yeah, Karma, what's going on?
372
00:15:21,781 --> 00:15:22,981
Amy, please...
373
00:15:23,037 --> 00:15:24,670
I don't know what you're up to,
374
00:15:24,746 --> 00:15:26,312
but I'm on a date with Felix,
375
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,018
and I don't want anyone ruining it.
376
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,593
Come on.
377
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,067
Sweetie muffin?
378
00:15:35,138 --> 00:15:38,039
Come on, your boo needs
to talk to you. Ha...
379
00:15:39,322 --> 00:15:40,622
Lauren!
380
00:15:40,683 --> 00:15:42,149
There you are!
381
00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:44,451
Hey, Lisbeth. I'm just...
382
00:15:44,555 --> 00:15:46,555
keeping my distance from Liam
383
00:15:46,647 --> 00:15:48,647
because we really wanna
build up the suspense
384
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,707
for our big New Year's moment.
385
00:15:50,798 --> 00:15:52,898
I have to hand it to you.
386
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,595
I thought "Joan" would
be inspirational, but...
387
00:15:55,714 --> 00:15:57,114
you have me beat.
388
00:15:57,180 --> 00:16:01,148
I mean, a girl like you
dating Liam Booker?
389
00:16:01,329 --> 00:16:05,198
What's more inspirational than that?
390
00:16:13,465 --> 00:16:15,232
Noah.
391
00:16:15,314 --> 00:16:18,215
You know, I don't need
you to stand up for me.
392
00:16:18,348 --> 00:16:20,582
I can take care of myself.
393
00:16:20,685 --> 00:16:22,284
I know. I'm sorry.
394
00:16:22,359 --> 00:16:26,395
Just... hearing him
misgender you like that...
395
00:16:26,579 --> 00:16:28,178
I lost it.
396
00:16:28,252 --> 00:16:30,419
Did you really mean what you said?
397
00:16:30,519 --> 00:16:32,085
Of course I did.
398
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,492
You know, I'm sorry for
making you feel like
399
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,633
I didn't see you for who you are,
400
00:16:36,727 --> 00:16:39,261
because I really do.
401
00:16:39,378 --> 00:16:40,744
Thank you for saying that.
402
00:16:40,807 --> 00:16:44,342
And it's nice to know that...
403
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,337
that's the way you feel.
404
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,955
Does this mean
405
00:16:48,027 --> 00:16:51,295
we can give it another try?
406
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,777
But...
407
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:56,308
what if I say something
dumb or insensitive again?
408
00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:58,801
You're Shane Harvey.
409
00:16:58,908 --> 00:17:01,008
That's... pretty much a guarantee.
410
00:17:05,115 --> 00:17:07,016
Okay, Felix, ten minutes till midnight.
411
00:17:07,104 --> 00:17:09,037
Get those breath mints ready. Uh...
412
00:17:09,126 --> 00:17:10,993
Yeah, um, about that...
413
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:14,514
I know I'm ready to date, but...
are you?
414
00:17:14,671 --> 00:17:16,071
Yeah, of course! Look at me.
415
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,770
I can't (BLEEP) wait!
416
00:17:18,892 --> 00:17:20,692
'Scuse me.
417
00:17:20,775 --> 00:17:22,841
Hi. Uh, I need everyone's attention.
418
00:17:22,937 --> 00:17:26,439
Well, actually, I just need
one person's attention.
419
00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:28,799
Amy! Listen.
420
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:31,334
I know you're hurt.
421
00:17:31,447 --> 00:17:35,115
But I can't stand seeing my
best friend give up on hope.
422
00:17:35,282 --> 00:17:37,783
I don't even like Sabrina,
423
00:17:37,899 --> 00:17:40,833
but I want you to be happy.
424
00:17:40,967 --> 00:17:42,900
Please hear her out.
425
00:17:48,117 --> 00:17:49,750
Okay.
426
00:17:49,825 --> 00:17:51,491
First of all, Amy,
427
00:17:51,569 --> 00:17:54,670
I am so sorry.
428
00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:57,780
I was pretending to be questioning
429
00:17:57,916 --> 00:18:01,684
to get closer to you,
to beat Karma, really.
430
00:18:01,857 --> 00:18:05,993
But then I realized why I really did it.
431
00:18:06,182 --> 00:18:08,115
Amy Raudenfeld,
432
00:18:08,204 --> 00:18:09,904
I'm in love with you,
433
00:18:09,983 --> 00:18:12,450
and I think I have been since camp.
434
00:18:12,564 --> 00:18:14,064
And all the lying,
435
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:16,234
the possessiveness has been about that.
436
00:18:16,331 --> 00:18:20,066
And I know it sounds weird, but...
437
00:18:20,237 --> 00:18:24,072
lying about my sexuality
made me see the truth.
438
00:18:24,247 --> 00:18:26,814
But I know what I want now.
439
00:18:29,058 --> 00:18:31,693
I want you.
440
00:18:31,814 --> 00:18:34,215
Is there any way...
441
00:18:34,326 --> 00:18:37,627
you could find it in your heart
to give me a second chance?
442
00:18:44,474 --> 00:18:46,007
Yes.
443
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,509
It's almost midnight, everybody.
444
00:19:11,605 --> 00:19:15,792
Make sure that you have that
special someone nearby!
445
00:19:21,005 --> 00:19:22,859
There you are. Can you
just dump me already?
446
00:19:23,005 --> 00:19:24,262
- I wanna go home.
- About that.
447
00:19:24,385 --> 00:19:25,918
I was thinking...
448
00:19:26,344 --> 00:19:28,611
- we can keep fake dating.
- Really?
449
00:19:28,715 --> 00:19:31,415
Well, until that bitch
Lisbeth leaves town.
450
00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:33,073
Oh! Oh!
451
00:19:33,144 --> 00:19:34,610
You're not gonna regret this.
452
00:19:34,678 --> 00:19:37,646
I'm gonna make you so... fake happy!
453
00:19:37,783 --> 00:19:39,516
Ten, nine,
454
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,329
eight, seven, six...
455
00:19:41,409 --> 00:19:43,042
You know what we have to do, right,
456
00:19:43,118 --> 00:19:45,252
- to really sell this?
- Four, three...
457
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,950
- I'm ready. Let's do it.
- Zero, one!
458
00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:51,384
Happy New Year!
459
00:19:55,219 --> 00:19:57,988
- Gross.
- Yeah.
460
00:19:58,115 --> 00:20:01,182
Should auld acquaintance
be forgot...
461
00:20:01,323 --> 00:20:03,357
Thank you for giving me a second chance.
462
00:20:03,451 --> 00:20:07,153
New Year's is all about
fresh starts, right?
463
00:20:07,322 --> 00:20:13,826
Should auld acquaintance
be forgot...
464
00:20:14,122 --> 00:20:15,655
Thank you.
465
00:20:15,727 --> 00:20:18,428
Happy New Year.
466
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:23,721
For auld lang syne, my dear
467
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:28,994
For auld lang syne
468
00:20:29,223 --> 00:20:34,626
We'll take a cup of kindness yet
469
00:20:34,873 --> 00:20:39,442
For auld lang syne
470
00:20:47,184 --> 00:20:49,818
So, uh... that was a weird night, huh?
471
00:20:49,939 --> 00:20:51,689
- I'm so sorry.
- Karma...
472
00:20:51,842 --> 00:20:53,709
I-I wanted to make
things right with Amy,
473
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,327
but I never, ever
wanted you to get hurt.
474
00:20:55,398 --> 00:20:56,898
It's okay. I'm not hurt.
475
00:20:56,968 --> 00:20:59,001
- You're not?
- No, I mean...
476
00:20:59,095 --> 00:21:00,962
I like Amy. We have a lot in common.
477
00:21:01,049 --> 00:21:03,649
But she wanted to kiss
someone else at midnight,
478
00:21:03,768 --> 00:21:05,802
and that's okay.
479
00:21:07,011 --> 00:21:10,180
Because, uh...
480
00:21:10,325 --> 00:21:11,992
I did too.
481
00:21:12,069 --> 00:21:14,035
You did?
482
00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:20,537
I'm sorry, was... was that...
was that...
483
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,081
I knew I couldn't pull this off...
484
00:21:23,131 --> 00:21:27,681
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