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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,201 Previously on "Faking It"... 2 00:00:01,203 --> 00:00:02,980 Why don't we take this three-way back to the hotel 3 00:00:02,982 --> 00:00:04,286 for some real three-way fun? 4 00:00:04,288 --> 00:00:07,244 As much as I love you, I can't do this anymore. 5 00:00:07,246 --> 00:00:09,963 This is just the end? 6 00:00:09,965 --> 00:00:11,584 I forbid you. 7 00:00:11,585 --> 00:00:13,339 You get to be happy with Felix. 8 00:00:13,341 --> 00:00:14,920 Liam gets to be happy. 9 00:00:14,922 --> 00:00:16,790 When is it my turn? 10 00:00:16,791 --> 00:00:17,723 No eye contact. 11 00:00:17,725 --> 00:00:19,366 (both) We keep the lights off. 12 00:00:20,176 --> 00:00:23,179 [electronic music] 13 00:00:23,181 --> 00:00:28,036 14 00:00:28,038 --> 00:00:31,105 Ooh, ooh, ooh 15 00:00:32,172 --> 00:00:35,042 Ooh, ooh, ooh 16 00:00:36,110 --> 00:00:36,840 Ooh, ooh, ooh 17 00:00:36,842 --> 00:00:40,448 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 18 00:00:40,449 --> 00:00:43,450 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 19 00:00:43,451 --> 00:00:45,652 Oh, oh 20 00:00:45,653 --> 00:00:47,887 Oh, hey, I thought you could use 21 00:00:47,888 --> 00:00:49,423 a little post-prom pick-me-up. 22 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:50,439 I even had them do that thing 23 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:52,359 where they make a little leaf in the foam. 24 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,359 See? 25 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:54,763 Thanks. 26 00:00:57,303 --> 00:00:58,670 I'm sorry. 27 00:00:58,672 --> 00:01:01,642 I overreacted about that ridiculous threesome. 28 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:03,008 I don't know what got into me. 29 00:01:03,010 --> 00:01:06,127 We both know you'd never go through with it. 30 00:01:06,129 --> 00:01:08,642 Right, and why do we know that? 31 00:01:08,643 --> 00:01:10,147 Because you're not that kind of girl. 32 00:01:10,149 --> 00:01:12,645 Not that kind of girl. 33 00:01:12,646 --> 00:01:14,813 Wow, thanks, Amy. 34 00:01:14,815 --> 00:01:17,882 Coffee and slut-shaming is such a nice way to start the day. 35 00:01:17,884 --> 00:01:19,242 That's not what I'm doing. 36 00:01:19,244 --> 00:01:22,233 Look, the threesome happened, and it was fun. 37 00:01:22,235 --> 00:01:24,458 I'd do it again, actually. 38 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:27,751 You... and Shane... 39 00:01:27,753 --> 00:01:29,172 I can see that you're having trouble 40 00:01:29,174 --> 00:01:30,529 wrapping your mind around this, 41 00:01:30,530 --> 00:01:34,234 so let me walk you through it. 42 00:01:34,235 --> 00:01:37,369 So you guys want to get this party started or what? 43 00:01:37,370 --> 00:01:39,172 Don't have to ask me twice. 44 00:01:39,173 --> 00:01:45,946 45 00:01:45,947 --> 00:01:47,215 My turn. 46 00:01:56,201 --> 00:01:58,670 Okay, now you two kiss. 47 00:01:58,672 --> 00:02:06,767 48 00:02:11,338 --> 00:02:13,640 Now I get why everyone's in love with you. 49 00:02:13,641 --> 00:02:16,346 Whoa, whoa, whoa, he did not say that. 50 00:02:16,348 --> 00:02:19,390 Okay, maybe I exaggerated that last part. 51 00:02:19,392 --> 00:02:20,949 Here's how it really went down, 52 00:02:20,951 --> 00:02:23,482 if you know what I mean. 53 00:02:23,483 --> 00:02:26,620 [moaning] 54 00:02:27,721 --> 00:02:29,346 I'll meet you two over on the bed. 55 00:02:29,348 --> 00:02:31,024 (both) Mm-hmm. 56 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:32,775 I think if I just close my eyes and pretend 57 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:34,660 you're Channing Tatum, I can do this. 58 00:02:34,661 --> 00:02:36,897 [chuckles] Right back at ya. 59 00:02:36,898 --> 00:02:38,200 [scoffs] 60 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:41,635 [chuckles] 61 00:02:41,636 --> 00:02:44,671 Wow, I can't believe you actually did it. 62 00:02:44,672 --> 00:02:45,772 Believe it. 63 00:02:45,773 --> 00:02:47,155 And I have no regrets, 64 00:02:47,157 --> 00:02:48,909 except for the fact that I probably 65 00:02:48,910 --> 00:02:51,052 should've stretched beforehand. 66 00:02:51,054 --> 00:02:52,681 I'm a little sore. 67 00:03:02,653 --> 00:03:05,359 You certainly know how to make a girl feel cheap. 68 00:03:06,676 --> 00:03:07,912 Last night was amazing. 69 00:03:07,914 --> 00:03:09,724 I just think I should probably go back to Shane's room 70 00:03:09,726 --> 00:03:11,323 before he gets home just in case he didn't... 71 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:13,133 In case he didn't what? 72 00:03:13,134 --> 00:03:16,035 In case he didn't want me to sleep with you. 73 00:03:16,036 --> 00:03:17,938 Please, I'm sure he could care less. 74 00:03:17,939 --> 00:03:21,040 - Who wants donuts? - See? 75 00:03:21,041 --> 00:03:22,890 Thanks, bromo. 76 00:03:22,892 --> 00:03:23,944 I need a shower. 77 00:03:23,945 --> 00:03:26,512 Last night was very aerobic. 78 00:03:26,513 --> 00:03:29,015 Hmm. 79 00:03:29,016 --> 00:03:31,555 Drop the act. I know you're not okay with this. 80 00:03:31,557 --> 00:03:33,607 Okay, I'll admit I wasn't at first. 81 00:03:33,609 --> 00:03:36,655 But this morning I realized I'm being a hypocrite. 82 00:03:36,656 --> 00:03:38,023 I can't be mad at you for banging my sister 83 00:03:38,024 --> 00:03:40,223 when I was up all night banging Karma. 84 00:03:40,225 --> 00:03:42,230 Ooh! 85 00:03:43,328 --> 00:03:44,569 You actually did it? 86 00:03:44,571 --> 00:03:46,159 Oh, I did. 87 00:03:46,161 --> 00:03:47,801 Multiple times. 88 00:03:47,802 --> 00:03:49,936 But I can see you're having a hard time imagining it, 89 00:03:49,937 --> 00:03:52,372 so let me paint you a picture. 90 00:03:52,373 --> 00:03:54,374 Now you two kiss. 91 00:03:54,375 --> 00:04:02,316 92 00:04:07,816 --> 00:04:09,989 I've always wanted to conquer a gay guy. 93 00:04:09,990 --> 00:04:12,058 What? Karma did not say that. 94 00:04:12,059 --> 00:04:13,894 Fine. Slight exaggeration. 95 00:04:13,895 --> 00:04:15,662 Here's what she really said. 96 00:04:15,663 --> 00:04:18,322 You're a really good kisser. 97 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:19,599 I'm good at lots of things. 98 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:20,967 Hmm. 99 00:04:20,968 --> 00:04:23,155 Now I see. Very clear. 100 00:04:23,157 --> 00:04:24,672 Oh, I'm such an idiot. 101 00:04:24,674 --> 00:04:27,106 This must be making you terribly uncomfortable. 102 00:04:27,107 --> 00:04:29,209 Just like you said, it would be hypocritical of me 103 00:04:29,210 --> 00:04:31,010 to be upset since I had sex with your sister, 104 00:04:31,011 --> 00:04:33,147 and speaking of, will you excuse me? 105 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:35,313 [laughs] We're gonna go and do it again. 106 00:04:35,315 --> 00:04:37,384 This time in the shower. 107 00:04:38,996 --> 00:04:40,693 And the best part was when he dipped you 108 00:04:40,695 --> 00:04:42,478 and everyone started applauding. 109 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,258 It was just like Dirty Dancing. 110 00:04:44,259 --> 00:04:46,960 Except I'm way hotter than pre-nose job Jennifer Grey. 111 00:04:46,961 --> 00:04:48,861 I just think you two make a cute couple, 112 00:04:48,862 --> 00:04:51,685 especially after everything Theo put you through. 113 00:04:51,687 --> 00:04:53,133 Can we please talk about something else? 114 00:04:53,134 --> 00:04:55,480 - I had sex. - Ooh, did it hurt? 115 00:04:55,482 --> 00:04:56,602 How long did it last? 116 00:04:56,603 --> 00:04:57,871 Do you feel different now? 117 00:04:57,872 --> 00:04:59,510 Leila, those questions are personal. 118 00:04:59,512 --> 00:05:01,288 (Lisbeth) It's okay. I want to talk about it. 119 00:05:01,290 --> 00:05:02,797 I'm a woman now. 120 00:05:02,799 --> 00:05:06,012 Who'd have thought I'd lose my virginity before you? Not me. 121 00:05:06,013 --> 00:05:08,116 She's saving herself for someone special. 122 00:05:08,118 --> 00:05:09,883 Now, tell me everything. 123 00:05:09,885 --> 00:05:12,118 So as he was walking me home, we passed by the swing set, 124 00:05:12,119 --> 00:05:14,955 and I'm like, "How about you push me on those swings?" 125 00:05:14,956 --> 00:05:17,440 So he starts pushing me, and then we kiss. 126 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:20,993 It was so cute. Then, after we kissed... 127 00:05:20,994 --> 00:05:23,125 Sure, it starts with a threesome, 128 00:05:23,127 --> 00:05:24,005 and then, next thing you know, 129 00:05:24,007 --> 00:05:25,998 she's a heroin addict who doesn't know she's pregnant 130 00:05:25,999 --> 00:05:27,767 until she's giving birth in a dumpster. 131 00:05:27,768 --> 00:05:30,837 Wow, your mind sure does go to some dark places. 132 00:05:30,838 --> 00:05:33,272 You don't think you're overreacting a wee bit? 133 00:05:33,273 --> 00:05:36,041 Maybe, but it's been a really tough year for her. 134 00:05:36,042 --> 00:05:37,079 Her parents lost their house 135 00:05:37,081 --> 00:05:39,129 after they got arrested for dealing drugs, 136 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:42,549 she and Liam broke up after his dad offered her $250,000, 137 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:45,656 and they discontinued her favorite nail color. 138 00:05:45,658 --> 00:05:48,554 Oh, well, if that doesn't send her over the edge... 139 00:05:48,555 --> 00:05:51,085 I'm just worried about what she's gonna do next. 140 00:05:51,087 --> 00:05:53,416 It's like she's turned into a totally different person. 141 00:05:53,418 --> 00:05:54,597 Okay, you know what? 142 00:05:54,599 --> 00:05:56,049 You need to stop thinking about Karma. 143 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:57,807 How about we go see a real horror movie tonight 144 00:05:57,809 --> 00:05:59,099 instead of the one you got in your head? 145 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:02,001 [chuckles] That sounds nice. 146 00:06:02,002 --> 00:06:03,043 Why don't you come over? 147 00:06:03,045 --> 00:06:04,337 My mom and Bruce are away for the weekend 148 00:06:04,339 --> 00:06:05,871 trying to save their marriage. 149 00:06:05,872 --> 00:06:08,640 Two feet on the floor. 150 00:06:08,641 --> 00:06:12,145 Hey, Warden, is it okay if me and Amy catch a movie tonight? 151 00:06:12,146 --> 00:06:14,852 Please? 152 00:06:14,854 --> 00:06:16,634 - Take the car. - [laughs] 153 00:06:16,636 --> 00:06:19,118 Just be home by 11:00. 154 00:06:19,119 --> 00:06:21,256 - [doorbell rings] - [both chuckle] 155 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:27,062 [whistles] 156 00:06:27,064 --> 00:06:30,529 Hey there, sexy, ready to score a few touchdowns? 157 00:06:30,530 --> 00:06:32,332 Hey, Lauren, forget your pants? 158 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:34,967 - What's up, Lauren? - Clever, ass-face. 159 00:06:34,968 --> 00:06:36,348 What the hell are they doing here? 160 00:06:36,350 --> 00:06:37,748 I know, but they gave me a ride, 161 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:39,524 and it seemed rude not to invite them in. 162 00:06:39,526 --> 00:06:41,308 They won't stay long, promise. 163 00:06:41,309 --> 00:06:45,191 And, you know, you and I can, uh... 164 00:06:45,193 --> 00:06:47,448 Mm-mm. 165 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:50,355 What's up with the himbo parade? 166 00:06:50,357 --> 00:06:51,592 And that outfit? 167 00:06:51,594 --> 00:06:54,357 None of your [bleep] business. 168 00:06:54,359 --> 00:06:58,058 Seriously? What the [bleep]? 169 00:06:58,059 --> 00:06:59,157 Karma, what are you doing here? 170 00:06:59,158 --> 00:07:01,962 I'm here for the party. Duh. 171 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,250 Thanks for the invite, by the way. 172 00:07:03,252 --> 00:07:04,863 No, we're not having a party. 173 00:07:04,864 --> 00:07:06,399 No. Hey. 174 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:07,799 - Oh, hey, what's up, Amy? - Apparently you are. 175 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:08,940 It's all over Tumblr. 176 00:07:08,942 --> 00:07:12,137 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm a little thirsty. 177 00:07:12,138 --> 00:07:15,124 - Ah. - No, no, no, no. 178 00:07:15,126 --> 00:07:16,892 - No. - Shake it, shake it 179 00:07:17,547 --> 00:07:20,111 Okay, everybody, party's over. 180 00:07:20,113 --> 00:07:22,750 I just caught someone juggling mom's gnome collection. 181 00:07:22,751 --> 00:07:23,849 We are calling the police. 182 00:07:23,851 --> 00:07:25,220 I'm shutting this [bleep] down. 183 00:07:25,221 --> 00:07:26,553 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, babe, 184 00:07:26,554 --> 00:07:27,638 you can't do that. 185 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,615 Give her one good reason why not. 186 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:31,548 Because if you do, then they'll call your parents, 187 00:07:31,550 --> 00:07:32,965 who will come home before their marriage is fixed, 188 00:07:32,967 --> 00:07:34,795 and they'll get a divorce, and it'll be all your fault. 189 00:07:34,796 --> 00:07:36,579 Is that what you really want? 190 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,365 - That's a pretty good reason. - Yeah. 191 00:07:38,366 --> 00:07:41,036 [partygoers cheering] 192 00:07:41,037 --> 00:07:44,124 [hip-hop music] 193 00:07:44,126 --> 00:07:47,309 - [gasps] - Will you excuse me? 194 00:07:47,310 --> 00:07:50,077 Move your body, shake your body 195 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:52,833 You've really been listening when I talk about myself. 196 00:07:52,835 --> 00:07:54,832 I'm impressed. 197 00:07:54,834 --> 00:07:58,153 - Ho, ho! - Yeah, dude! Oh! 198 00:07:58,154 --> 00:08:00,309 Karma, what are you doing? 199 00:08:00,311 --> 00:08:01,476 A body shot. 200 00:08:01,478 --> 00:08:03,335 I told her that she's awesome. 201 00:08:03,337 --> 00:08:05,517 - Yeah! - Okay, bye. 202 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,604 That looks totally unsanitary. 203 00:08:07,606 --> 00:08:10,022 Relax, I'm just having fun. 204 00:08:10,024 --> 00:08:11,199 You should try it. 205 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,139 Amy, I need to talk to you. 206 00:08:14,141 --> 00:08:17,105 Uh, now. 207 00:08:17,106 --> 00:08:18,773 Dance, move 208 00:08:18,774 --> 00:08:20,757 Hey, Karma, have you seen Amy? 209 00:08:20,759 --> 00:08:22,511 We're supposed to have a movie date. 210 00:08:22,513 --> 00:08:24,587 Ah, I hate to break it to you, 211 00:08:24,589 --> 00:08:27,215 but I think your plans have changed. 212 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:28,884 - Mm. - Hey. 213 00:08:28,885 --> 00:08:30,719 Oh, I-I don't really drink. 214 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,779 Me neither. Until tonight. 215 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:34,960 Oh, come on. 216 00:08:34,962 --> 00:08:36,629 Loosen up. 217 00:08:36,631 --> 00:08:39,327 Your dad's not here to give out detentions. 218 00:08:41,697 --> 00:08:44,331 Principal Turner's your dad? 219 00:08:44,332 --> 00:08:47,194 Allegedly, yeah, but I haven't had a DNA test. 220 00:08:47,196 --> 00:08:48,437 Better not narc on us. 221 00:08:48,439 --> 00:08:50,285 I would never, trust me. 222 00:08:50,287 --> 00:08:51,447 Yeah, we will. 223 00:08:51,449 --> 00:08:54,307 Once you prove it. 224 00:08:54,308 --> 00:08:56,443 Move your body 225 00:08:56,444 --> 00:09:02,800 226 00:09:02,802 --> 00:09:04,576 - Dude. - Whoo! 227 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:07,187 Gonna get shwasted, baby. 228 00:09:07,188 --> 00:09:10,192 [pop music] 229 00:09:10,193 --> 00:09:13,017 230 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:14,929 What am I gonna do about this? 231 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,056 Are you seriously asking my advice about Liam 232 00:09:17,058 --> 00:09:19,693 sleeping with your sister when you slept with my best friend? 233 00:09:19,695 --> 00:09:21,162 You slept with my best friend too. 234 00:09:21,164 --> 00:09:22,686 No big deal. 235 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:24,479 Nothing like sleeping with a sibling. 236 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:25,729 You don't have one. You wouldn't understand. 237 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:28,375 It's a line you just don't cross. 238 00:09:28,376 --> 00:09:29,471 What about Sasha? 239 00:09:29,473 --> 00:09:31,010 She's innocent in all this? 240 00:09:31,011 --> 00:09:32,614 Of course not. She's my sister. 241 00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:33,463 If you tell her not to do something, 242 00:09:33,465 --> 00:09:35,583 she only wants to do it more. 243 00:09:35,584 --> 00:09:36,683 Oh, hello. 244 00:09:36,684 --> 00:09:37,918 Ah, there you are. 245 00:09:37,919 --> 00:09:39,059 Someone puked in our bathtub. 246 00:09:39,061 --> 00:09:41,389 I am so not cleaning that up by myself. 247 00:09:41,390 --> 00:09:42,890 Come on. 248 00:09:42,891 --> 00:09:44,815 I am so thirsty. 249 00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:46,760 You really know how to make me sweat. 250 00:09:46,761 --> 00:09:49,265 I'll go get us a drink then. 251 00:09:50,698 --> 00:09:51,999 - Hey, sis. - Hi. 252 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,433 Oh, my God. You guys are adorable. 253 00:09:53,434 --> 00:09:55,586 It's so sweet how committed he is to you. 254 00:09:55,588 --> 00:09:56,787 He is? 255 00:09:56,789 --> 00:09:58,608 Big time. He's in it for the long haul. 256 00:09:58,610 --> 00:10:01,712 It's like, put a ring on it, you know? 257 00:10:01,714 --> 00:10:03,309 Look, some people may look down on this, 258 00:10:03,310 --> 00:10:05,006 but that's because they're narrow-minded. 259 00:10:05,008 --> 00:10:08,080 You know, don't worry about the six-year age difference. 260 00:10:08,082 --> 00:10:10,432 Don't worry that you're a teacher screwing a student. 261 00:10:10,434 --> 00:10:12,987 And whatever you do, don't regret leaving Jake, 262 00:10:12,989 --> 00:10:14,742 a super-hot Navy SEAL for a runaway teenager. 263 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:18,645 Just, you know, enjoy this moment, hmm? 264 00:10:18,647 --> 00:10:20,660 Oh, my God. 265 00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:23,730 What have I done? 266 00:10:23,731 --> 00:10:25,667 Jake. 267 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,368 Jake, please pick up. 268 00:10:27,369 --> 00:10:30,474 Jake, please pick up. Jake? 269 00:10:31,372 --> 00:10:34,241 [scoffs] Looks like she's having second thoughts. 270 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:36,671 Ooh, I was so hoping that would work out. 271 00:10:36,673 --> 00:10:39,877 Oh, for me? 272 00:10:39,879 --> 00:10:41,783 Ugh, this is disgusting. 273 00:10:41,784 --> 00:10:42,949 Who did this? 274 00:10:42,951 --> 00:10:45,326 Apparently all they eat are lentils. 275 00:10:45,328 --> 00:10:46,888 It could be anybody. 276 00:10:46,889 --> 00:10:47,929 This never would've happened 277 00:10:47,931 --> 00:10:50,014 if you hadn't gotten back together with Tommy. 278 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:51,939 I can't believe you were gonna have sex with him tonight. 279 00:10:51,941 --> 00:10:52,927 I still am. 280 00:10:52,928 --> 00:10:54,008 And that's none of your business. 281 00:10:54,010 --> 00:10:56,565 We're sisters... or the closest thing 282 00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:57,927 either of us has to one. 283 00:10:57,929 --> 00:11:01,235 You can talk to me. 284 00:11:01,236 --> 00:11:04,004 Lisbeth lost her virginity before me. 285 00:11:04,005 --> 00:11:05,547 It's humiliating. 286 00:11:05,549 --> 00:11:08,176 And Tommy's changed. 287 00:11:08,177 --> 00:11:09,707 He really feels bad for what he did. 288 00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:12,727 And this has nothing to do with your breakup with Theo? 289 00:11:12,729 --> 00:11:15,447 I hoped my first time would be with him. 290 00:11:15,449 --> 00:11:17,671 But now that's not happening, 291 00:11:17,673 --> 00:11:19,957 so I can either wait until I fall in love again 292 00:11:19,959 --> 00:11:23,625 and possibly become a spinster or get it over with. 293 00:11:23,627 --> 00:11:24,866 Are you listening to yourself? 294 00:11:24,868 --> 00:11:26,951 It sounds like you're getting your wisdom teeth removed. 295 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:28,980 Don't you want your first time to be special? 296 00:11:28,982 --> 00:11:30,708 Said the girl who lost her virginity 297 00:11:30,710 --> 00:11:34,235 to her best friend's boyfriend. 298 00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:36,269 I'll let you finish this. 299 00:11:36,271 --> 00:11:39,443 Uh... 300 00:11:39,445 --> 00:11:41,509 Get out! 301 00:11:41,510 --> 00:11:44,646 Sorry, sorry, sorry. Please don't hurt me. Sorry. 302 00:11:44,648 --> 00:11:49,892 The only one having sex in my bed is me! 303 00:11:49,894 --> 00:11:51,120 Ugh! 304 00:11:54,188 --> 00:11:55,355 Oh! 305 00:11:55,356 --> 00:11:58,259 Oh, my God. I am so Sorry. 306 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,826 Chill, it's no big deal. 307 00:11:59,827 --> 00:12:01,095 Just take the jacket. 308 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:03,754 I don't think your girlfriend would like it. 309 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:06,732 Mm, or should I say woman friend? 310 00:12:06,734 --> 00:12:08,035 Senior mistress? 311 00:12:08,036 --> 00:12:09,283 You sound jealous. 312 00:12:09,285 --> 00:12:10,072 [scoffs] 313 00:12:10,074 --> 00:12:14,182 The only people I'm jealous of are the ones dancing. 314 00:12:14,184 --> 00:12:15,643 Bye. 315 00:12:15,644 --> 00:12:17,310 I just want to get freaky in the morning 316 00:12:17,312 --> 00:12:18,512 Yeah 317 00:12:18,513 --> 00:12:21,916 [indistinct chatter] 318 00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:23,650 [all cheering] 319 00:12:23,651 --> 00:12:26,317 (all) Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 320 00:12:26,319 --> 00:12:28,956 Felix? 321 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:32,025 Excuse me, guys. 322 00:12:32,026 --> 00:12:34,095 So everybody found out I was the principal's son. 323 00:12:34,096 --> 00:12:36,697 So I had to start acting cool. Is it working? 324 00:12:36,698 --> 00:12:38,932 I'm a horrible judge of what's cool. 325 00:12:38,933 --> 00:12:42,202 And I'm so sorry our date got derailed. 326 00:12:42,203 --> 00:12:44,205 Oh, hey, it's okay. We're here now. 327 00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:47,021 Let's just mock the hell out of these people. 328 00:12:47,023 --> 00:12:48,808 I'd love to. 329 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:51,417 I would start with the drunk girl dancing on the table. 330 00:12:51,419 --> 00:12:54,165 What a cautionary tale. 331 00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:57,070 - Whoo! - Karma? 332 00:12:59,451 --> 00:13:01,177 Karma. Take that. 333 00:13:01,179 --> 00:13:02,828 Why is everyone freaking out? 334 00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:04,257 They're just nipples. 335 00:13:04,259 --> 00:13:05,893 Everyone's got 'em. 336 00:13:05,894 --> 00:13:07,693 Karma, get down, you're... 337 00:13:07,695 --> 00:13:09,663 What? Not that kind of girl? 338 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:13,033 [sighs] Jeez, Amy, I'm just having fun. 339 00:13:13,034 --> 00:13:15,102 Stop being such a wet blanket. 340 00:13:15,103 --> 00:13:16,640 I'm just looking out for you. 341 00:13:16,642 --> 00:13:19,474 Yeah, well, I didn't ask you to. 342 00:13:19,475 --> 00:13:22,669 Fine, you and your nipples are on your own. 343 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:25,281 - Just the way we like it! - [all cheer] 344 00:13:40,977 --> 00:13:42,578 Hey. [sighs] 345 00:13:42,579 --> 00:13:44,515 So sorry about that, but I promise, 346 00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:46,115 no more babysitting Karma. 347 00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:49,019 So shall we commence with the mocking? 348 00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:51,086 You want to hang with me now? 349 00:13:51,087 --> 00:13:54,069 You see, that's probably not a good idea 'cause I'm drunk 350 00:13:54,071 --> 00:13:59,430 and I am bound to say something stupid like how much I like you. 351 00:14:00,563 --> 00:14:02,055 I like you too. 352 00:14:02,057 --> 00:14:04,224 Yeah, but you see, it's not the same, you know, 353 00:14:04,226 --> 00:14:07,236 'cause ever since prom, all I can think about is our kiss, 354 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,974 but all you seem to think about is Karma. 355 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:12,174 - Felix, that's not true. - Amy. 356 00:14:12,175 --> 00:14:14,043 We have to talk about Karma. She's out of control. 357 00:14:14,044 --> 00:14:15,412 I know, but I don't know what to do, 358 00:14:15,413 --> 00:14:17,272 unless you have some tranquilizer darts handy. 359 00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:18,815 Do you? 360 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,384 Oh, wait. I'm sorry. 361 00:14:21,385 --> 00:14:25,087 Oh, damn it. Could this night get any worse? 362 00:14:25,088 --> 00:14:27,057 It just did. 363 00:14:27,058 --> 00:14:28,591 That [bleep]. 364 00:14:28,592 --> 00:14:30,427 I can't believe you'd show your face here. 365 00:14:30,428 --> 00:14:32,262 Yeah, dick move. You should really go. 366 00:14:32,263 --> 00:14:35,197 Trying to up last night's threesome to a foursome? 367 00:14:35,198 --> 00:14:36,499 You had a threesome last night? 368 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,466 Honey bear, it... it didn't happen. 369 00:14:38,468 --> 00:14:39,426 - Yeah, right. Okay. - Yeah, okay, sure. 370 00:14:39,428 --> 00:14:42,306 No, really, you guys. There... there was no threesome. 371 00:14:42,307 --> 00:14:43,941 Here's what went down. 372 00:14:43,942 --> 00:14:46,610 Okay. Now you two kiss. 373 00:14:46,611 --> 00:14:54,616 374 00:14:54,617 --> 00:14:56,152 I can't do this. 375 00:14:56,153 --> 00:14:58,177 I was just doing this to prove that I'm over my ex, 376 00:14:58,179 --> 00:15:00,123 but... 377 00:15:00,124 --> 00:15:02,437 turns out I'm not. 378 00:15:02,439 --> 00:15:03,852 I'm so sorry. 379 00:15:03,854 --> 00:15:06,562 I got to go. 380 00:15:06,563 --> 00:15:09,065 That was the most romantic thing I've ever heard. 381 00:15:09,066 --> 00:15:10,767 I love you so much. 382 00:15:10,768 --> 00:15:13,705 [both moaning] 383 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,675 (both) Excuse me. 384 00:15:20,195 --> 00:15:21,542 Oh. 385 00:15:21,544 --> 00:15:23,813 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Babe. 386 00:15:23,814 --> 00:15:25,176 What about the party? 387 00:15:25,178 --> 00:15:27,750 Who's gonna watch the keg and, like, maintain the vibe? 388 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,160 I don't give a [bleep] about the vibe. 389 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:32,700 We are doing it right now. 390 00:15:32,702 --> 00:15:34,624 I can't. 391 00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:35,859 Why not? 392 00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:38,196 You were always begging me for it before. 393 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,336 Then you found out the truth about me. 394 00:15:43,338 --> 00:15:44,333 Babe. 395 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,567 You planned this whole party 396 00:15:45,568 --> 00:15:47,621 just to avoid having sex with me? 397 00:15:47,623 --> 00:15:52,643 I'm sorry, I-I'm just a little freaked out. 398 00:15:52,645 --> 00:15:55,711 Because I'm a freak. 399 00:15:55,712 --> 00:15:57,048 [grunts] 400 00:16:00,863 --> 00:16:01,918 [indistinct chatter] 401 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:06,255 This party is over. Get out! 402 00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:07,572 Why the [bleep] did you lie to me? 403 00:16:07,574 --> 00:16:08,303 Excuse me? 404 00:16:08,305 --> 00:16:09,998 I know you didn't have the threesome. 405 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,322 Why would you say you had sex with Karma when you didn't? 406 00:16:12,324 --> 00:16:13,864 Revenge, duh. 407 00:16:13,865 --> 00:16:16,980 For that small little thing you did, sleeping with my sister. 408 00:16:16,982 --> 00:16:17,988 We only had sex 'cause I thought 409 00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:19,092 you were gonna sleep with Karma. 410 00:16:19,094 --> 00:16:20,578 - But I didn't. - But you were gonna. 411 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,417 It's irrelevant. 412 00:16:21,419 --> 00:16:24,072 Even if I had, sleeping with Sasha is so much worse. 413 00:16:24,073 --> 00:16:25,781 Oh, and what makes it worse? 414 00:16:25,783 --> 00:16:27,608 She's my sister! 415 00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:30,413 The one person I've ever asked you to stay away from. 416 00:16:30,414 --> 00:16:34,750 God, it just goes to show you can never trust a Booker. 417 00:16:34,751 --> 00:16:35,988 Hey, you know how you're always wondering 418 00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:37,653 if you're a bad person? 419 00:16:37,655 --> 00:16:39,889 You are. 420 00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:42,725 Who the [bleep] is Liam Booker? 421 00:16:42,726 --> 00:16:45,528 [hard rock music] 422 00:16:45,529 --> 00:16:46,439 Jake, no. 423 00:16:46,441 --> 00:16:47,711 Uh, hey, man. 424 00:16:47,713 --> 00:16:49,131 How dare you take advantage of my girl 425 00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:50,759 when she was in a vulnerable spot? 426 00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:51,901 Hey, man, don't worry. 427 00:16:51,903 --> 00:16:55,583 I only had sex with her to piss Shane off. 428 00:16:55,585 --> 00:16:58,374 Kick his ass. 429 00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,809 [partygoers chattering] 430 00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:02,178 I'll let go if you drop this and leave. 431 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:04,621 Okay, okay, okay. Uncle. 432 00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:05,887 Uncle, uncle. 433 00:17:05,889 --> 00:17:08,318 You disgust me. 434 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,455 Come on, babe. 435 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:15,819 Hey. 436 00:17:15,821 --> 00:17:17,761 Thanks for having my back. 437 00:17:17,762 --> 00:17:18,995 I don't. 438 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,399 Find a new place to stay tonight. 439 00:17:24,701 --> 00:17:26,908 (all) Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 440 00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:29,437 Karma. 441 00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,239 Mm. 442 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,075 Not interested, Mom. 443 00:17:33,076 --> 00:17:34,543 Why did you lie to me? 444 00:17:34,544 --> 00:17:37,513 I know you didn't go through with the threesome. 445 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:40,706 Only because Wade chickened out. 446 00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,088 And why do you care? 447 00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:43,931 It's not like I'm grilling you about whether or not 448 00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:46,456 you slept with Felix. 449 00:17:46,457 --> 00:17:48,200 (Lauren) Get the [bleep] out! 450 00:17:48,202 --> 00:17:49,624 Do you have a crush on Felix? 451 00:17:49,626 --> 00:17:50,893 Is that what this is about? 452 00:17:50,894 --> 00:17:52,160 What? No. 453 00:17:52,162 --> 00:17:55,998 You started acting weird after I asked him to prom. 454 00:17:55,999 --> 00:17:59,401 I thought he asked you. 455 00:17:59,402 --> 00:18:01,357 So did you really want to go to prom with him, 456 00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:04,974 or did you just not want to go with me? 457 00:18:04,975 --> 00:18:07,343 - Both. - [scoffs] 458 00:18:07,344 --> 00:18:11,415 Typical Amy. Can't make up her mind. 459 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,697 [gasps] 460 00:18:14,699 --> 00:18:16,763 [screams] 461 00:18:16,765 --> 00:18:19,004 [laughs] 462 00:18:19,006 --> 00:18:21,760 Karma? 463 00:18:21,762 --> 00:18:24,383 Karma, do you need help? 464 00:18:24,385 --> 00:18:25,663 Karma! 465 00:18:29,728 --> 00:18:31,697 [both coughing] 466 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,541 I'm sorry. 467 00:18:36,543 --> 00:18:40,625 That last thing I said was a low blow. 468 00:18:40,627 --> 00:18:42,412 I'm sorry too. 469 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:45,975 I just don't understand what's going on with you. 470 00:18:45,977 --> 00:18:48,587 Well, that makes two of us. 471 00:18:51,223 --> 00:18:54,629 You're moving on, and so is Liam, 472 00:18:54,631 --> 00:18:58,679 and I'm still here. 473 00:18:58,681 --> 00:19:03,278 Sad, lonely, homeless Karma. 474 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:06,736 And I didn't want to be her anymore. 475 00:19:06,737 --> 00:19:10,722 I thought that I would be Karma who dates bi guys 476 00:19:10,724 --> 00:19:15,689 and has threesomes and gets drunk at parties. 477 00:19:16,828 --> 00:19:19,655 You left out "shows everyone her nipples." 478 00:19:19,657 --> 00:19:22,687 That part was oddly freeing. 479 00:19:22,688 --> 00:19:24,896 [both chuckle] 480 00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,816 Look, I know things are hard for you right now, 481 00:19:26,818 --> 00:19:30,882 but I just don't understand why you're always trying 482 00:19:30,884 --> 00:19:33,748 to be someone else when... 483 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:37,400 the real you is so fantastic. 484 00:19:37,401 --> 00:19:41,071 Well, when you say it, I almost believe it. 485 00:19:41,073 --> 00:19:44,274 Then I'll keep saying it. 486 00:19:44,275 --> 00:19:48,112 You're the best friend ever. 487 00:19:58,350 --> 00:20:00,442 (boy) Whoa, are you seeing this? 488 00:20:00,444 --> 00:20:04,661 [indistinct chatter] 489 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,666 (boy) Yo, they're back together. 490 00:20:06,668 --> 00:20:08,861 [chuckles] 491 00:20:08,863 --> 00:20:10,931 Whoo! 492 00:20:13,892 --> 00:20:16,061 [tires screech, crash] 493 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,312 Felix! 494 00:20:21,313 --> 00:20:24,049 I made it home. 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