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Previously on "Faking It"...
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When I got outed
and lost my sponsorship,
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it was the worst day
of my life.
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(Amy) Why don't you just tell Duke
you outed him?
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When you asked if any of it
was real, I only said no
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because my boss was listening.
I want you back.
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(Karma) Since the drug bust,
we're broke.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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I'm living in the juice truck
in my back yard.
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It's humiliating.
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Does this have to be
the end?
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We're just
in different places, Amy.
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I just can't believe
it's over.
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[birds chirping]
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[inhales deeply]
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Hey.
Morning.
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Hey.
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Uh, looks like we fell asleep
marathoning Sherlock.
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That explains my dream.
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Cumberbatch was making me
Eggs Benedict.
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Yeah-huh.
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Thanks for staying over
last night again.
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You've really helped me
through this breakup.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know it's Saturday.
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You don't have to rush
to school.
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Well, we told
Liam, Shane, and Duke
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we'd meet them
for coffee, remember?
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We did?
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I don't know what
I was thinking.
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Coffee's bad for you,
addictive really.
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It's basically a drug.
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Amy, you can't
wallow forever.
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Says who?
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Let's wallow together
forever.
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We need to resist
the inertia of this room
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and get into the world.
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You go.
Between "Shuke" and "Kiam,"
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I'll just be Amy,
the fifth wheel.
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Amy.
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Go, seriously.
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If I'm around any more
lovey-dovey crap, I might vomit.
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I miss your eyes.
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I miss your lips.
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I miss kissing you.
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I miss kissing you
in public.
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Me too, but we talked
about this.
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I know, if anyone found out,
we'd both be in hot water.
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You'd lose your job.
I'd lose my presidency.
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Hester hates you, Theo.
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Crap! I did it again.
I can't stop calling you Theo.
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[laughs]
Then don't.
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I've always liked the name.
That's why I picked it.
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Plus, I love the way
you say it.
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Theo, Theo, Theo.
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[chuckles]
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Oh. I was hoping
that would summon you,
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like Beetlejuice.
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Actually,
I was just there.
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Now, there might be a secret
note on your back porch.
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- For me?
- Yes.
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Ten points for gentility.
Hold, please.
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[scoffs]
Look what I found, look.
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"I'm counting the hours
until I see you again."
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[scoffs]
What is that?
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I don't know.
It's definitely not for me.
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[gasps]
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Oh, my God, I know
exactly what this is.
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You do?
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My mom is having an affair.
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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com
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[sighs]
This blows.
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Isn't working
on the weekend
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more of a thing
for the service industry?
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Dad says when you love what
you do, every day is a weekend.
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Wow.
I think that's
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the first time I've ever heard
you use the D-word.
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After last week,
that's got to be
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some kind of breakthrough
or something.
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- Is it?
- Maybe it isn't.
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But I'm stuck stapling
on a Saturday,
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so I'm searching
for a silver lining.
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Ah, my two favorite interns.
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Looking good, Mr. B.
Have you been working out?
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[chuckles] Zita, would you excuse us
for a moment, please?
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No problem.
I'll just deliver these
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while you two "skwerk" it out.
[chuckles]
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I like her.
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Ugh.
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No, I mean,
I like her for you.
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I'm seeing someone already,
remember?
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Yeah, Karma.
Yeah, I can't seem to forget.
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The one I bailed out of jail,
the one that roofied me.
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[laughs]
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Okay, well, yes, but,
technically, that wasn't her.
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Trust me,
Karma is awesome.
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They all seem awesome until
they come after your money.
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That's what I like about Zita.
She's got piles of her own.
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I told you.
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Okay. You're free to choose
whatever path you wish.
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It's just my instinct
to protect you.
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No matter what you think,
you're my son.
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[humming]
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Is that a new haircut,
Mother?
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Why?
Is it too short?
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Oh, that darn Becky
at the salon,
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so liberal with her scissors...
and other things.
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No, it looks nice.
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Oh.
[laughs]
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Too nice.
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I've seen it all before...
the hairdo, the happiness.
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- She's cheating.
- You don't know that.
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Maybe then
it was from Bruce.
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Nope, this is
my mom's pattern.
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She cheats on every husband
with the next one.
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Every guy is a roll
of the ass[bleep] dice.
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Believe it or not, Bruce was
the best in the bunch.
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And, uh...
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this whole step-sister thing
wasn't so terrible either.
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Same.
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Right.
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So this is our family,
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and it's up to us
to keep her from wrecking it.
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If we can prove
she started something.
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You have a tendency
to fly off the handle
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with too little information.
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Remember
the croquembouche?
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[laughs]
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I'm sorry, it's just
a funny word.
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Oh, "croquembouche."
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[clears throat]
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Are we being
that couple again?
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Sorry, not sorry.
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Sorry for real sorry.
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I've just been so busy
with appearances,
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deal negotiations,
fight prep, and...
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When we do get together,
we want to make the most of it.
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I get it, really.
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I mean, Liam's gonna be here
any second,
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and I'm sure we'll be
just as annoying.
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[both laughing]
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Hi.
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(Liam)
Hey, what's up, boys?
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(Duke)
Liam, good to see you.
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Oh, Zita.
Hi.
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Hope it's okay to crash
your group hang.
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My friends usually
spend Saturdays
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doing mandatory
community service.
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[boys laugh]
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Karma, hey, love the bag.
Vera Wang, right?
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No.
Uh, it's actually H&M.
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Oh, cute.
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I've actually got to get going.
I've got a flight to catch.
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I've got my first
professional MMA fight
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tonight in Los Angeles.
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- Man, that's awesome.
- Congratulations.
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On pay-per-view
and everything.
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People are paying
for my boyfriend
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and not in a hooker-y way.
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[laughter]
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I'd say, "Break a leg,"
but, you know, don't.
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Sucks his publicist couldn't
get him a plus-one plane ticket.
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On the bright side, my boyfriend
has a big, fancy publicist.
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It's almost like Duke's
unstoppable since he came out.
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Oh, is that how
it happened?
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Hey, why don't we all
chip in,
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and we can watch
the fight on TV?
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Or we could fly to Los Angeles
and watch it for real.
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Zita, not everyone can afford
last-minute plane tickets.
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Ew, commercial?
No.
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I meant we can take
my family jet.
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[sighs]
Hey, Veronica Mars,
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do you really expect to find
anything in there?
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Uh, yeah, okay?
Maybe more clues,
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like a receipt
for a fancy perfume
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or a-a-a gym membership.
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Neither of those are
exactly a smoking gun.
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[gasps]
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_
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[scoffs]
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Is this smoking enough
for you?
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Oh, my God!
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Somebody is having
an affair.
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[sighs]
Go get the toilet paper,
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'cause [bleep] just
got real.
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Do all jets come
with a masseur that good?
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Another couple minutes,
and I might have been
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in the mile high club.
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[laughter]
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Zita, how can I ever
thank you?
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Well, when you and Duke
adopt your first
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cute ethnically ambiguous baby,
you can name her after me.
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- Done.
- [laughter]
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Ready for the good life now
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Ba-da da-da-da-da-da
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We're here!
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Okay, Duke's weigh-in
is just about to start.
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We'll make it
just in time.
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You guys have fun
with that.
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Come on, Karma,
let's hit Rodeo
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and get something to wear
for the fight tonight.
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We can even get something
for the boys too... my treat.
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Okay.
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Hey, are you okay
with all of this?
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You know, with things, um,
back home right now,
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I wouldn't blame you
if you felt uncomfortable.
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[scoffs] The only thing
that was uncomfortable
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was the turbulence
over Arizona.
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You're sweet to worry about me,
but I'm having a blast.
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What do you mean, you think
the cheater is Bruce?
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He has a history
of cheating too.
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Just ask any of his
four broken engagements,
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and he's been acting
all suspicious lately,
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desperate for my affection.
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Yeah, it's been like that ever
since your pageant meltdown.
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- I'm telling you, it's him.
- Shh, pshh!
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What are you two
gabbing about?
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Oh, nothing, just homework.
Lauren got a question wrong.
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Wha...
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Mom, why aren't you wearing
your wedding ring?
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Silly, I always take my rings
off before cooking,
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ever since the garbage disposal
incident of 2006.
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Perfectly reasonable
explanation.
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Maybe you wouldn't know
because you never cook anything.
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That's a new shirt, Dad.
Expanding your wardrobe lately?
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I might have bought a few things
with a very thoughtful gift
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a very thoughtful little lady
gave me.
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Gift giving?
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Making up for something,
Mother?
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Honey!
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Oh. I know
what this is about.
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You're still smarting
from your breakup.
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And I'll bet right now you hope
that you will never fall
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in love again,
but your soul mate is out there.
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You'll find him someday...
or her.
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Them.
Whoever.
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[laughs]
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[camera shutters clicking,
indistinct chatter]
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You, sir, are about to be
very, very famous.
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I guess that'll make me
famous adjacent.
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Shane, oh, my God!
What are you doing here?
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I mean, when?
How?
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Zita flew us here in her plane.
She's now my new best friend.
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- Hey!
- Wow, the Liam Booker.
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That product launch
was a PR triumph.
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I've already pre-ordered
my monocle.
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Guys, this is
my publicist, Joanna.
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00:09:21,469 --> 00:09:25,774
Now to the scales,
Duke Lewis, Jr.!
250
00:09:25,776 --> 00:09:27,040
I'll be right back...
I just have to go
251
00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:31,177
intimidate the [bleep]
out of this dude real quick.
252
00:09:31,178 --> 00:09:32,478
Make him cry.
253
00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:35,711
- Yeah!
- All right, Duke!
254
00:09:35,713 --> 00:09:38,078
(man)
Whoo-hoo!
255
00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:40,253
171 1/2.
256
00:09:40,254 --> 00:09:42,558
[cheers and applause]
257
00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:43,435
Yeah!
258
00:09:43,437 --> 00:09:46,795
Now, gentlemen, face off.
259
00:09:48,996 --> 00:09:51,298
You don't have to stay
for this part, Shane,
260
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,252
if it makes you jealous.
261
00:09:52,254 --> 00:09:53,908
Not one bit.
Trust me, I know who Duke
262
00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:56,809
is going to prom with,
and it ain't that guy.
263
00:09:56,811 --> 00:09:59,069
Prom?
You're in high school?
264
00:09:59,071 --> 00:10:01,108
People are always so shocked
when I say that.
265
00:10:01,109 --> 00:10:03,711
[laughs]
266
00:10:07,249 --> 00:10:10,082
You look like
a million bucks.
267
00:10:10,083 --> 00:10:13,036
Well, that's because this dress
almost costs that much.
268
00:10:13,038 --> 00:10:14,572
I told you not to look
at the tags.
269
00:10:14,574 --> 00:10:17,023
This trip is on me.
270
00:10:17,024 --> 00:10:18,624
You're sure.
271
00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:21,427
100%. I don't want you to think
about money all weekend.
272
00:10:21,429 --> 00:10:23,675
It sounds like you could use
a break from that.
273
00:10:23,677 --> 00:10:25,932
Uh, can you do me?
274
00:10:25,933 --> 00:10:30,637
Oh, uh, Liam told you
about our money problems?
275
00:10:30,638 --> 00:10:32,404
Yeah.
Skwerkel is boring,
276
00:10:32,406 --> 00:10:34,152
so we just blah, blah, blah
about everything
277
00:10:34,154 --> 00:10:36,877
so we don't
gouge our eyes out.
278
00:10:36,878 --> 00:10:39,123
That's why I thought this trip
would be a good escape,
279
00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:40,947
for you and for Liam.
280
00:10:40,948 --> 00:10:44,685
He had all that
bio-dad drama last week.
281
00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:47,955
Right.
Yeah, that was tough,
282
00:10:47,956 --> 00:10:49,489
tough on Liam.
283
00:10:49,490 --> 00:10:52,881
I can't believe that art douche
was after Liam's money.
284
00:10:52,883 --> 00:10:55,062
What a prick.
285
00:10:58,265 --> 00:11:01,835
(both)
Mmm.
286
00:11:01,836 --> 00:11:03,701
One of them is
a really good liar.
287
00:11:03,703 --> 00:11:06,169
Mm-hmm.
Emmy award winning.
288
00:11:06,171 --> 00:11:08,249
I'm gonna head into the office
for a bit, sugar plum.
289
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,536
Uh, this late on a weekend?
290
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:12,680
Yeah, it's less distractions.
Have a good night.
291
00:11:12,681 --> 00:11:14,831
Okay, We're following
his ass right now.
292
00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:16,932
20 bucks says he leads us
straight to his floozy.
293
00:11:16,934 --> 00:11:19,977
Sorry, girls.
The station called.
294
00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,971
There's a chance
of wind sheer tonight,
295
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,180
and they want me there,
just in case.
296
00:11:24,182 --> 00:11:25,359
Don't wait up.
297
00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:26,826
Uh-huh, uh-huh!
298
00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:29,930
There's no such thing
as wind sheer... I think.
299
00:11:29,931 --> 00:11:31,609
Well, [bleep], it could still
be either of them.
300
00:11:31,611 --> 00:11:34,818
- Who do we follow?
- [sighs]
301
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,604
Neither.
We're gonna go to that motel.
302
00:11:37,605 --> 00:11:39,851
It's time for a stakeout.
303
00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:50,118
[sighs]
304
00:11:52,855 --> 00:11:55,690
[scoffs]
Neither car is here.
305
00:11:55,692 --> 00:11:57,557
We must have beat
the cheater.
306
00:11:57,558 --> 00:11:59,194
Or we missed the cheater
altogether
307
00:11:59,195 --> 00:12:01,528
because you had to stop
for snacks.
308
00:12:01,529 --> 00:12:03,662
Have you not seen
any stakeout movies?
309
00:12:03,664 --> 00:12:07,002
Snacks are essential.
We might be here awhile.
310
00:12:10,038 --> 00:12:11,406
[crunching]
311
00:12:11,407 --> 00:12:13,041
[sighs]
312
00:12:13,042 --> 00:12:15,576
Jeez, it's like you're the one
about to get in the ring.
313
00:12:15,577 --> 00:12:17,110
Well, Duke's wanted this
since preschool.
314
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,247
He has to win tonight in order
to be taken seriously.
315
00:12:19,248 --> 00:12:21,662
Plus, watching my boyfriend
get beat to a bloody pulp
316
00:12:21,664 --> 00:12:23,350
is not my idea
of foreplay...
317
00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:24,459
I don't think.
318
00:12:24,461 --> 00:12:28,523
Shane,
Duke is gonna slay it.
319
00:12:28,524 --> 00:12:30,926
[sighs]
I hope so.
320
00:12:30,927 --> 00:12:34,062
Okay, I'm gonna do some laps
to work off these nerves.
321
00:12:36,565 --> 00:12:37,523
Hey, Zita.
322
00:12:37,525 --> 00:12:40,769
Hi.
We're here.
323
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,935
You might want to scoop that jaw
up off the floor, Booker.
324
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:53,925
There are a million words
325
00:12:53,927 --> 00:12:55,883
running through my mind
right now.
326
00:12:55,884 --> 00:12:58,229
I'll just go with "wowza."
327
00:12:58,231 --> 00:13:00,454
[laughs]
Thanks.
328
00:13:00,455 --> 00:13:03,948
And you don't look
so bad yourself.
329
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,893
Um...
330
00:13:05,894 --> 00:13:07,628
can I talk to you
for a second?
331
00:13:07,629 --> 00:13:08,129
Yeah.
332
00:13:08,131 --> 00:13:09,536
Zita Cruz.
333
00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:10,538
- Oh.
- My apologies.
334
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,392
I had no idea
you were coming.
335
00:13:12,394 --> 00:13:14,131
We'll get you on the list
right away.
336
00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:15,217
- Okay.
- Liam, you dog.
337
00:13:15,219 --> 00:13:17,305
Why didn't you tell me
you two were dating?
338
00:13:17,306 --> 00:13:19,271
- Uh, because we're...
- Let's get you guys
339
00:13:19,273 --> 00:13:21,248
over to the red carpet
right away.
340
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,312
Okay.
341
00:13:25,589 --> 00:13:28,273
Sorry, sweetie.
Do you mind waiting to the side?
342
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,741
But I-I'm...
343
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,967
[photographers chattering]
344
00:13:33,969 --> 00:13:35,070
[laughs]
345
00:13:39,662 --> 00:13:42,100
Hey, did you see
where Karma went?
346
00:13:42,102 --> 00:13:45,868
Uh, no, I thought she was
behind you.
347
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,024
Karma?
348
00:13:51,026 --> 00:13:52,387
Shane!
349
00:13:52,389 --> 00:13:54,918
- Can we offline for a sec?
- Yes.
350
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,789
I just want to make sure we're
both on the same page, you know,
351
00:13:57,791 --> 00:13:59,147
that you're on board
with the plan.
352
00:13:59,148 --> 00:14:01,933
Uh, unless the plan
is looking dangerously fly,
353
00:14:01,935 --> 00:14:03,017
I don't know what
you're talking about.
354
00:14:03,018 --> 00:14:04,351
[laughs]
355
00:14:04,352 --> 00:14:05,964
You said you're proud
of our Duke's
356
00:14:05,966 --> 00:14:07,419
- rising star, right?
- Yeah.
357
00:14:07,421 --> 00:14:08,502
So you wouldn't want
to do anything
358
00:14:08,504 --> 00:14:09,923
to spoil that,
now, would you?
359
00:14:09,924 --> 00:14:11,427
You really like to talk
all around a thing
360
00:14:11,429 --> 00:14:13,460
- before saying it, huh?
- [laughs]
361
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,095
Look...
362
00:14:15,096 --> 00:14:17,644
I tell most of my clients
not to have a relationship
363
00:14:17,646 --> 00:14:19,784
in the open,
and if they do,
364
00:14:19,786 --> 00:14:21,369
it should be
with someone impressive,
365
00:14:21,370 --> 00:14:24,229
usually one of my other clients,
no offense.
366
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:27,407
Yes, offense.
Very much offense.
367
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,734
I'm not impressive enough?
368
00:14:28,736 --> 00:14:31,680
You're in high school.
It's bad optics.
369
00:14:31,681 --> 00:14:34,031
Makes Duke seem...
370
00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:35,649
less desirable.
371
00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:37,689
It's better for Duke
if you keep your relationship
372
00:14:37,691 --> 00:14:39,091
on the down-low.
373
00:14:39,093 --> 00:14:41,656
- You understand.
- I certainly do not.
374
00:14:41,657 --> 00:14:43,657
And Duke won't either.
375
00:14:43,658 --> 00:14:46,192
Well, Duke and I
have already discussed it.
376
00:14:46,193 --> 00:14:47,790
But don't worry.
377
00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:49,297
I've already arranged
for you to watch the fight
378
00:14:49,298 --> 00:14:50,808
in the green room,
if you'd like.
379
00:14:50,810 --> 00:14:53,635
- [cell phone ringing]
- Sorry, one sec. Go for Jo.
380
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:01,811
[photographers shouting]
381
00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:06,681
This sucks.
382
00:15:06,682 --> 00:15:08,749
[sighs]
Marriage sucks.
383
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:10,373
Correction,
love sucks.
384
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:12,253
You don't believe that.
385
00:15:12,254 --> 00:15:14,055
[scoffs]
Yeah, I do.
386
00:15:14,056 --> 00:15:16,645
Wake up,
soon-to-be-former sister.
387
00:15:16,647 --> 00:15:20,255
These are our role models for
happy, lasting relationships.
388
00:15:20,257 --> 00:15:21,898
You and I are doomed.
389
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,819
_
390
00:15:24,732 --> 00:15:26,567
Maybe not.
391
00:15:26,568 --> 00:15:29,870
"Doomed" is such a strong
and negative word.
392
00:15:29,871 --> 00:15:31,912
We are not our parents.
393
00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:33,407
Wait, wait.
Here we go, here we go.
394
00:15:33,408 --> 00:15:34,910
Whose car is it?
395
00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:42,048
[sighs]
396
00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:45,203
I was right.
It was my mom.
397
00:15:46,055 --> 00:15:48,457
[horn honks]
398
00:15:57,799 --> 00:16:00,936
That bitch!
399
00:16:06,441 --> 00:16:07,709
Hey, there you are.
400
00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:09,499
I've been looking everywhere
for you.
401
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:14,349
Uh, it turns out the dress
doesn't fit.
402
00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:16,484
None of this does.
403
00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:20,555
Uh, could you have your jet
take me home tonight?
404
00:16:20,556 --> 00:16:23,826
I mean, that's okay, right?
You said money doesn't matter.
405
00:16:23,828 --> 00:16:26,473
Yeah.
Yeah, whatever you want.
406
00:16:26,475 --> 00:16:27,894
Well,
let me go with you.
407
00:16:27,895 --> 00:16:31,965
No.
You belong here.
408
00:16:31,966 --> 00:16:34,470
In fact, you two
belong together.
409
00:16:34,472 --> 00:16:37,738
I mean, everyone else
already thinks so.
410
00:16:37,739 --> 00:16:41,009
I'm just gonna...
411
00:16:42,445 --> 00:16:44,726
I knew the money was
gonna be a problem.
412
00:16:44,728 --> 00:16:46,760
It always screws
everything up.
413
00:16:46,762 --> 00:16:50,185
It's not just the money.
414
00:16:50,186 --> 00:16:52,509
I had to find out from Zita
that you thought
415
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,976
you found your real dad?
416
00:16:55,978 --> 00:16:58,027
Liam, I'm so sorry
that happened,
417
00:16:58,029 --> 00:17:00,673
but why didn't you
share that with me?
418
00:17:00,675 --> 00:17:02,225
'Cause you were with Amy
all last week.
419
00:17:02,227 --> 00:17:05,052
[scoffs] Watching TV.
You could've called.
420
00:17:05,054 --> 00:17:07,854
Look, I don't know what I can
and can't do with you.
421
00:17:07,856 --> 00:17:09,692
How am I supposed to know
what the rules are
422
00:17:09,694 --> 00:17:11,739
if I don't even know
what we are?
423
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,793
I mean, do you... We're more
than friends with benefits,
424
00:17:14,795 --> 00:17:15,821
but we're not quite
back together,
425
00:17:15,823 --> 00:17:18,679
and, oh, yeah, also,
you've been tying me up.
426
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,839
So you tell me, Karma,
what's the answer?
427
00:17:20,841 --> 00:17:23,360
I haven't had any answers since
you slept with my best friend.
428
00:17:23,362 --> 00:17:26,220
There it is,
your trump card!
429
00:17:26,221 --> 00:17:28,855
How many times do I have
to tell you that I'm sorry,
430
00:17:28,856 --> 00:17:30,990
that I want to be
with you?
431
00:17:30,991 --> 00:17:32,826
[scoffs]
Will that ever be enough?
432
00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:36,251
I don't know!
433
00:17:36,253 --> 00:17:37,866
I don't know.
434
00:17:41,034 --> 00:17:43,071
I have to go.
435
00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:55,920
[crowd cheering]
436
00:17:55,922 --> 00:17:57,376
Excuse me, can you direct me
to the green room,
437
00:17:57,378 --> 00:17:59,463
since that's where I'm supposed
to be locked away and hidden?
438
00:17:59,464 --> 00:18:00,642
Shane, what are you
talking about?
439
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:01,898
I talked to Joanna.
440
00:18:01,899 --> 00:18:03,567
After everything
we've been through,
441
00:18:03,568 --> 00:18:05,669
how did you think I'd be okay
going back in the closet,
442
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:08,137
to be your secret little
boy toy on the side
443
00:18:08,138 --> 00:18:08,960
when the cameras are off?
444
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,868
- Shane, stop.
- You stop.
445
00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:13,350
Stop letting the publicist,
the paparazzi,
446
00:18:13,352 --> 00:18:14,907
the pay-per-view
go to your head.
447
00:18:14,909 --> 00:18:16,261
God, if I'd known it was
gonna be like this,
448
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,916
I never would've outed you.
449
00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:21,061
(male announcer)
Ladies and gentlemen,
450
00:18:21,063 --> 00:18:24,608
please welcome to the ring
for the very first time
451
00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:27,290
Duke Lewis, Jr.
452
00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:31,427
[cheers and applause]
453
00:18:31,428 --> 00:18:33,397
Just so you know,
454
00:18:33,398 --> 00:18:36,527
when Joanna asked me
to keep you a secret,
455
00:18:36,529 --> 00:18:38,537
I said no.
456
00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:46,342
[cheers and applause]
457
00:18:46,343 --> 00:18:49,347
[sad music]
458
00:18:49,348 --> 00:18:57,489
459
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,968
Hello, Karma.
Please, get in.
460
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:14,889
Maybe we should just go home.
461
00:19:14,891 --> 00:19:16,133
You'll say something
you'll regret.
462
00:19:16,135 --> 00:19:17,472
I'll say something
she'll regret.
463
00:19:17,474 --> 00:19:19,842
We moved here for her,
uprooted our lives,
464
00:19:19,843 --> 00:19:21,947
let a whole new family
into our hearts!
465
00:19:21,949 --> 00:19:23,647
Farrah!
Open up!
466
00:19:23,648 --> 00:19:26,335
We know you're in there
doing the devil's dead
467
00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:28,551
in your pit of sin!
468
00:19:28,552 --> 00:19:30,442
Maybe it wasn't my mom
after all.
469
00:19:30,444 --> 00:19:35,541
Either you open this door,
or I drive my car through it!
470
00:19:37,794 --> 00:19:39,633
Hey, baby.
471
00:19:39,635 --> 00:19:42,900
Dad?
472
00:19:46,615 --> 00:19:47,884
Hey.
473
00:19:49,107 --> 00:19:50,607
You missed the whole fight.
474
00:19:50,608 --> 00:19:53,693
[sighs] Yeah, I didn't really
feel like watching.
475
00:19:53,695 --> 00:19:55,477
Are you okay?
476
00:19:55,478 --> 00:19:56,847
That convo with Karma
477
00:19:56,848 --> 00:20:00,516
looked like it was going
in a dark direction.
478
00:20:00,517 --> 00:20:02,519
Did you two break up?
479
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:07,090
I don't know if there's
anything to break up.
480
00:20:07,091 --> 00:20:10,895
Well, what do you want?
481
00:20:10,896 --> 00:20:13,996
Honestly?
482
00:20:13,997 --> 00:20:15,499
I don't know.
483
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:21,338
Well...
484
00:20:21,339 --> 00:20:22,365
I know what I want.
485
00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:27,243
-
Is that what you found?
-
Is that what you found?
486
00:20:27,244 --> 00:20:31,127
Like the other boys?
487
00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:32,406
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488
00:20:32,408 --> 00:20:33,178
Next on "Faking It"...
489
00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:34,968
Welcome to detention.
490
00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:38,832
For the next seven hours,
you belong to me.
491
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:40,216
Aren't you guys all friends?
492
00:20:40,218 --> 00:20:41,108
[both gasp]
493
00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:42,604
I don't give a [bleep]
what you think.
494
00:20:42,606 --> 00:20:44,286
You're guilty
of yet another lie.
495
00:20:44,288 --> 00:20:45,629
You can't just do
the wrong thing
496
00:20:45,631 --> 00:20:47,377
and then pretend it's
for the right reason.
497
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:50,110
What's this?
It's a check from Max Booker.
498
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:51,960
What the hell is going on?
499
00:20:52,010 --> 00:20:56,560
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