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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:04,690 --> 00:00:06,598 It had been a year since my mother sent me 3 00:00:06,599 --> 00:00:09,210 to Corleone Junior High for a better education. 4 00:00:09,337 --> 00:00:10,336 Jerk. 5 00:00:10,372 --> 00:00:13,116 Oh, I was getting a better education, all right. 6 00:00:13,307 --> 00:00:15,092 An education in misery. 7 00:00:17,819 --> 00:00:19,263 I was tired of my classes. 8 00:00:19,529 --> 00:00:22,916 Inga, binga, binga, bunga. 9 00:00:24,039 --> 00:00:26,403 Chris, what tribe are you from? 10 00:00:26,791 --> 00:00:27,872 I don't know! 11 00:00:27,930 --> 00:00:29,652 I still struggled to get sleep. 12 00:00:29,670 --> 00:00:31,482 - Night, Ma. - Night, baby. 13 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,943 Chris, get your butt up! It's time to go to school. 14 00:00:36,313 --> 00:00:38,367 And worst of all, everybody hated me. 15 00:00:39,063 --> 00:00:40,063 The kids hated me. 16 00:00:40,966 --> 00:00:42,188 The teachers hated me. 17 00:00:43,117 --> 00:00:44,839 Even the lunch ladies hated me. 18 00:00:45,163 --> 00:00:48,767 The only good thing that happened to me at Corleone was meeting Greg. 19 00:00:48,803 --> 00:00:50,435 Hey, you want to go over to the arcade? 20 00:00:50,436 --> 00:00:52,679 - They've got Ms. Pacman. - I don't like it over there. 21 00:00:52,715 --> 00:00:54,601 Hi. You're Chris, right? 22 00:00:55,047 --> 00:00:56,291 Yeah, why? 23 00:00:56,546 --> 00:00:59,046 I just wanted to let you know I think it's pretty lame 24 00:00:59,047 --> 00:01:00,748 how everybody's been treating you. 25 00:01:00,749 --> 00:01:02,662 Sorry I didn't say anything before now. 26 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:04,388 That's all right. Thanks. 27 00:01:04,436 --> 00:01:07,488 Hey, I'm meeting some friends over at the arcade to play some Ms. Pacman. 28 00:01:07,512 --> 00:01:08,372 You want to come? 29 00:01:08,396 --> 00:01:10,399 - Nah, he doesn't want to. - I didn't say that. 30 00:01:10,514 --> 00:01:11,514 Come on. 31 00:01:12,516 --> 00:01:13,516 You can come, too. 32 00:01:13,727 --> 00:01:16,031 Finally someone was being nice to me. 33 00:01:18,099 --> 00:01:19,881 I'm going to beat your butt in Ms. Pacman. 34 00:01:19,907 --> 00:01:21,270 Oh, we'll see about that. 35 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:23,709 Surprise, Donkey Kong. 36 00:01:23,787 --> 00:01:25,787 I knew it was too good to be true. 37 00:01:26,790 --> 00:01:28,904 - Greg! - Run away, you little idiot. 38 00:01:28,996 --> 00:01:29,996 Get him! 39 00:01:30,352 --> 00:01:31,808 Take that, you little punk. 40 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:39,103 Oh, I hate him. 41 00:01:40,714 --> 00:01:42,036 Silly Negro. 42 00:01:42,265 --> 00:01:43,265 You know what? 43 00:01:43,315 --> 00:01:46,926 I think it's time for this silly Negro to get out of this school. 44 00:01:47,748 --> 00:01:50,661 1x18 Everybody Hates Corleone 45 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,936 Transcript: Raceman Adaptation: Sixe 46 00:02:23,661 --> 00:02:25,552 Oh, my God. What happened to you? 47 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:27,835 Mom, I am not going back to that school. 48 00:02:27,963 --> 00:02:30,132 All right, now, wait a minute. What's going on? 49 00:02:30,724 --> 00:02:31,724 I hate Corleone. 50 00:02:32,033 --> 00:02:33,684 I don't fit in. Nobody likes me. 51 00:02:33,832 --> 00:02:34,832 I'm always tired, 52 00:02:34,883 --> 00:02:36,803 and almost every day somebody is picking on me. 53 00:02:36,804 --> 00:02:39,803 Chris, you cannot let that stop you from getting a good education. 54 00:02:39,804 --> 00:02:42,310 We didn't send you over there to be liked, baby. 55 00:02:42,311 --> 00:02:43,278 Got that right. 56 00:02:43,301 --> 00:02:46,089 Mom, the only thing I'm learning over there is how to get jumped on. 57 00:02:46,128 --> 00:02:48,214 How come I can't go to Lamont Sanford Junior High? 58 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:50,023 - It's only a few blocks away. - Mm-mm, no. 59 00:02:50,058 --> 00:02:52,256 You are not going to school in this neighborhood. 60 00:02:52,303 --> 00:02:55,862 You remember that girl that got stabbed last year at Marla Gibbs High School? 61 00:02:55,863 --> 00:02:59,484 Chris, Sanford has nothing but juvenile delinquents and future convicts. 62 00:02:59,711 --> 00:03:03,454 A man just got ten years because he sold me to an undercover cop. 63 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:04,424 What am I? 64 00:03:04,535 --> 00:03:07,012 Weed, cocaine, heroin or crack? 65 00:03:07,536 --> 00:03:08,787 - Rachel. - Crack. 66 00:03:10,143 --> 00:03:11,800 - But Mom... - But nothing, Chris. 67 00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:15,152 And how did you get paint all over you, anyway? 68 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,098 I went to the store to go play Ms. Pacman. 69 00:03:17,227 --> 00:03:19,199 Aha! Ah! See there? 70 00:03:19,377 --> 00:03:21,556 See, now, had you not been there in the first place, 71 00:03:21,557 --> 00:03:22,907 you wouldn't be in this mess. 72 00:03:22,908 --> 00:03:25,741 I keep telling you, come straight home from school. 73 00:03:26,113 --> 00:03:27,779 Maybe now you'll listen to me. 74 00:03:28,017 --> 00:03:30,469 Look, I know you don't like going to Corleone. 75 00:03:30,470 --> 00:03:32,803 But everything is not supposed to be easy. 76 00:03:33,122 --> 00:03:34,122 You understand me? 77 00:03:36,990 --> 00:03:38,943 Now, go upstairs and get out of those clothes. 78 00:03:38,944 --> 00:03:39,944 Yes, ma'am. 79 00:03:42,339 --> 00:03:44,435 What happened to him? He looks like a wet mime. 80 00:03:44,470 --> 00:03:46,790 Nothing, he got in an accident at school. 81 00:03:47,161 --> 00:03:50,224 My mother never liked to bother my father with bad news. 82 00:03:50,225 --> 00:03:52,280 Like the time Tonya got hit by a bus. 83 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,082 What happened to Tonya? 84 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:55,083 Nothing. 85 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:58,510 Or the time Drew got his legs cut off. 86 00:03:58,557 --> 00:04:00,327 - What happened to Drew? - Nothing. 87 00:04:04,213 --> 00:04:05,611 What are you so happy about? 88 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:08,113 You know that job I applied for down at the fish market? 89 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:09,453 - Yeah. - I got it! 90 00:04:09,535 --> 00:04:11,027 Oh, baby, that's great! 91 00:04:11,535 --> 00:04:12,669 Congratulations. 92 00:04:12,873 --> 00:04:13,873 Yeah. 93 00:04:14,025 --> 00:04:16,326 It pays more than my other two jobs combined. 94 00:04:16,365 --> 00:04:18,024 That's great! I get to shop! 95 00:04:20,422 --> 00:04:24,496 Man, for the first time in years I only have to work one job. 96 00:04:25,167 --> 00:04:26,867 And I'll be working during the day. 97 00:04:26,868 --> 00:04:28,335 It's going to feel like retirement. 98 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:30,136 So does this mean we don't have to be quiet 99 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:31,887 every day when we come home from school? 100 00:04:31,888 --> 00:04:34,554 You can make all the noise you want, until 6:00. 101 00:04:35,147 --> 00:04:38,424 Hey, Dad, can we start buying name brands at the store now? 102 00:04:39,448 --> 00:04:41,219 - Just Oreos. - That's cool. 103 00:04:41,347 --> 00:04:42,513 We need to celebrate. 104 00:04:42,607 --> 00:04:44,662 Do something we've never done before. 105 00:04:44,863 --> 00:04:46,917 That can mean anything from going to the movies 106 00:04:46,918 --> 00:04:48,918 to holding hands in the living room. 107 00:04:49,613 --> 00:04:51,592 Hey, Dad. Can we go to Great Escape? 108 00:04:51,627 --> 00:04:52,716 The amusement park? 109 00:04:52,772 --> 00:04:54,311 Yeah, can we go? Please? 110 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:56,587 Sure, baby. 111 00:04:56,787 --> 00:04:57,787 Yes! 112 00:04:57,788 --> 00:04:58,899 I got to tell Chris. 113 00:04:59,102 --> 00:05:01,740 Since my mother wouldn't let me leave Corleone, 114 00:05:01,827 --> 00:05:03,463 I had to take drastic measures. 115 00:05:03,758 --> 00:05:05,980 You're going to get yourself kicked out? 116 00:05:06,207 --> 00:05:07,256 I have to get out of here. 117 00:05:07,257 --> 00:05:08,812 What other choice do I have? 118 00:05:09,317 --> 00:05:10,317 I don't know. 119 00:05:10,516 --> 00:05:12,516 I guess I just don't want you to go. 120 00:05:12,668 --> 00:05:14,117 You leave me here by myself... 121 00:05:14,118 --> 00:05:15,118 I'm toast. 122 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:16,326 You'll be all right. 123 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:19,214 The only reason why they mess with you is 'cause you hang out with me. 124 00:05:19,237 --> 00:05:20,310 You'll find new friends. 125 00:05:20,327 --> 00:05:21,549 But we're a team, man. 126 00:05:21,979 --> 00:05:23,386 We're like Starsky and Hutch. 127 00:05:23,387 --> 00:05:24,387 Hall and Oates. 128 00:05:24,448 --> 00:05:25,756 Like Itchy and Blacky. 129 00:05:26,188 --> 00:05:27,465 We'll still be friends. 130 00:05:27,615 --> 00:05:29,632 I'll just be at a different school. 131 00:05:29,737 --> 00:05:32,348 So you think it's going to be different at the other school? 132 00:05:32,349 --> 00:05:33,349 Yeah. 133 00:05:33,747 --> 00:05:34,928 Real different. 134 00:05:35,758 --> 00:05:36,845 Hey, what's your name, kid? 135 00:05:36,846 --> 00:05:38,256 - Chris. - What's your sign? 136 00:05:38,257 --> 00:05:39,106 Gemini. 137 00:05:39,107 --> 00:05:41,706 All right. This cool cat sailed around the world 138 00:05:41,707 --> 00:05:43,873 on the Niña, Pinta and the Santa Maria. 139 00:05:43,959 --> 00:05:46,626 I will give you a year's supply of Black Fro Sheen 140 00:05:46,627 --> 00:05:48,349 if you can unscramble his name. 141 00:06:00,266 --> 00:06:02,058 So you're serious about this? 142 00:06:02,098 --> 00:06:03,098 Hey, pygmy. 143 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:06,657 What? 144 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:07,757 I'm serious. 145 00:06:08,350 --> 00:06:09,742 I got to get out of here. 146 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,423 Mama, when we go to the Great Escape, 147 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,677 can we get on the Neck Snapper? 148 00:06:14,679 --> 00:06:16,828 No, and if you get on the Neck Snapper, 149 00:06:16,829 --> 00:06:19,697 the next ride you'll be on will be the Butt Whupper. 150 00:06:19,698 --> 00:06:21,390 Besides, Tonya, you're too little. 151 00:06:21,425 --> 00:06:23,124 Chris and I are riding it twice. 152 00:06:27,489 --> 00:06:29,227 After just one day on the job, 153 00:06:29,274 --> 00:06:32,177 my father was bringing home more than just a bigger paycheck. 154 00:06:32,178 --> 00:06:33,178 God, what is that? 155 00:06:33,799 --> 00:06:34,796 Hey, everybody. 156 00:06:36,347 --> 00:06:37,516 Oh, my God. 157 00:06:37,645 --> 00:06:38,346 Julius! 158 00:06:38,347 --> 00:06:41,569 What? Are you selling the fish or sleeping with a mermaid? 159 00:06:41,609 --> 00:06:42,618 What's wrong? 160 00:06:42,657 --> 00:06:44,583 Oh, Drew, go open up the windows. 161 00:06:44,669 --> 00:06:46,502 Hurry up, Tonya, go get the fans. 162 00:06:47,079 --> 00:06:48,929 I'll bring y'all dinner up to y'all later. 163 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:50,882 Since when do they get to eat in their room? 164 00:06:51,105 --> 00:06:53,150 Since you turn people's stomachs. 165 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:54,789 You smell like... 166 00:06:54,988 --> 00:06:57,086 pierced ears and cheese. 167 00:06:58,509 --> 00:07:01,620 Are you going to come home smelling like this every day? 168 00:07:02,269 --> 00:07:03,791 My God! 169 00:07:04,921 --> 00:07:06,476 I don't know, but I if I do, 170 00:07:06,753 --> 00:07:08,549 y'all just going to have to get used to it. 171 00:07:08,550 --> 00:07:10,034 This job has too many perks. 172 00:07:12,027 --> 00:07:13,518 What am I going to do with that? 173 00:07:13,579 --> 00:07:17,046 No, you need to take your little friend upstairs and put him in the shower. 174 00:07:17,082 --> 00:07:19,475 'Cause if he smells anything like you, I ain't cooking him, 175 00:07:19,511 --> 00:07:21,226 and I damn sure ain't eating him. 176 00:07:21,949 --> 00:07:24,179 - Baby. - Go! Just go! 177 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:27,725 You smell like curried tube socks. 178 00:07:30,697 --> 00:07:31,960 Just go! 179 00:07:33,209 --> 00:07:36,931 The next day I set my plan to get kicked out of school into action. 180 00:07:37,494 --> 00:07:40,359 Chris, it's "H-E-R-E." 181 00:07:40,604 --> 00:07:41,508 Study! 182 00:07:41,543 --> 00:07:43,253 I never could spell. 183 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,174 Come hell or high water, 184 00:07:47,209 --> 00:07:48,858 I was getting kicked out of school. 185 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:49,859 Oh! Thank you. 186 00:07:50,809 --> 00:07:51,809 Thank you. 187 00:07:52,669 --> 00:07:56,314 Another 30 seconds in there we would have been blacker than you. 188 00:07:58,819 --> 00:08:00,707 I pledge allegiance to the flag... 189 00:08:00,719 --> 00:08:02,274 This has got to work, right? 190 00:08:02,353 --> 00:08:04,467 ...and to the republic for which it stands. 191 00:08:04,514 --> 00:08:06,076 - Wrong! - One nation... 192 00:08:06,123 --> 00:08:08,184 I couldn't believe that didn't work. 193 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:11,807 After a few days of being a full-time juvenile delinquent, 194 00:08:11,808 --> 00:08:14,183 I was out of ideas and still in school. 195 00:08:14,559 --> 00:08:16,813 I give up. I'm never getting out of here. 196 00:08:16,814 --> 00:08:17,717 Come on, man. 197 00:08:17,718 --> 00:08:18,717 It's not so bad. 198 00:08:18,718 --> 00:08:19,718 Give it some time. 199 00:08:19,776 --> 00:08:20,774 Things will change. 200 00:08:21,319 --> 00:08:23,596 Hey, bacon bit, want to go to the arcade? 201 00:08:25,406 --> 00:08:26,973 I can't take this anymore! 202 00:08:35,870 --> 00:08:36,870 Yes! 203 00:08:39,434 --> 00:08:41,219 A book hit my windshield! 204 00:08:41,266 --> 00:08:44,237 Well, the good news is, I'm getting kicked out of Corleone. 205 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:46,747 The bad news is, I'm going to jail! 206 00:08:55,384 --> 00:08:57,706 I was so busy trying to get kicked out of school, 207 00:08:57,707 --> 00:09:01,077 it never occured to me that I might not live long enough to transfer. 208 00:09:01,078 --> 00:09:03,409 Okay, thank you very much. 209 00:09:07,638 --> 00:09:08,638 You got suspended? 210 00:09:09,637 --> 00:09:10,692 It was an accident. 211 00:09:10,740 --> 00:09:12,896 Well, how can you accidentally have an accident? 212 00:09:12,931 --> 00:09:15,691 Some kid was messing with me, so I tried to hit him with my book. 213 00:09:15,726 --> 00:09:18,320 Chris, if you were reading the book instead of throwing the book, 214 00:09:18,356 --> 00:09:20,682 maybe people wouldn't have time to mess with you. 215 00:09:20,683 --> 00:09:22,536 They always find time to mess with me. 216 00:09:22,537 --> 00:09:24,148 I don't even want to hear it. 217 00:09:24,184 --> 00:09:26,292 And don't think you just gonna be laying around here 218 00:09:26,327 --> 00:09:27,783 watching Knight Rider all day, okay? 219 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:30,393 You're gonna be here working, you're gonna have chores. 220 00:09:30,394 --> 00:09:31,295 You know what? 221 00:09:31,296 --> 00:09:33,987 Just go upstairs in your room and wait for your father to get here. 222 00:09:34,010 --> 00:09:34,851 In our house, 223 00:09:34,886 --> 00:09:37,557 "Wait for your father" meant I was getting a whupping. 224 00:09:37,558 --> 00:09:40,002 My father took his whuppings very seriously. 225 00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:42,301 He had a belt for every infraction. 226 00:09:42,511 --> 00:09:43,899 There was the Lying Belt, 227 00:09:44,315 --> 00:09:45,926 there was the Stealing Belt, 228 00:09:46,066 --> 00:09:47,621 the Lying and Stealing Belt, 229 00:09:48,431 --> 00:09:50,153 the Got Somebody Pregnant Belt. 230 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:53,351 And the worst was the Doing Drugs Belt. 231 00:09:54,217 --> 00:09:56,225 While I was getting ready for my punishment, 232 00:09:56,332 --> 00:09:58,594 my mother was getting ready for my father. 233 00:09:58,595 --> 00:10:00,483 He's crazy if he think he gonna... 234 00:10:01,445 --> 00:10:06,149 be... coming up in this house smelling it up like 42nd Street. 235 00:10:06,255 --> 00:10:07,255 Oh, no, no, no. 236 00:10:07,505 --> 00:10:10,727 People in this neighborhood ain't gonna talk about... me. 237 00:10:18,958 --> 00:10:19,958 Rochelle... 238 00:10:20,610 --> 00:10:21,610 what you doing? 239 00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:24,433 Uniform was stinking up the whole house. 240 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,221 I been cleaning up all day, 241 00:10:26,222 --> 00:10:28,277 trying to get that smell out of here. 242 00:10:28,403 --> 00:10:29,333 But what's all this? 243 00:10:29,334 --> 00:10:31,167 That's $16 worth of plastic wrap. 244 00:10:31,229 --> 00:10:33,042 This plastic is protecting my furniture. 245 00:10:33,043 --> 00:10:35,376 That fish smell was saturating everything. 246 00:10:38,551 --> 00:10:40,273 Oh, baby, you bought groceries? 247 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,309 I even got you the Turtles. 248 00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:45,469 Thank you, baby. 249 00:10:45,963 --> 00:10:49,184 Ooh, ooh, Turtles. Mmm! 250 00:10:53,893 --> 00:10:56,898 These Turtles taste like... turtle. 251 00:10:56,930 --> 00:10:58,099 I can't eat these. 252 00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,699 Fine. Don't eat any of 'em. 253 00:11:00,408 --> 00:11:01,700 But do I get something to eat? 254 00:11:01,701 --> 00:11:02,651 No! No! 255 00:11:02,652 --> 00:11:04,096 Not until you take a bath. 256 00:11:04,109 --> 00:11:06,259 I do not want you smelling up my plastic. 257 00:11:06,260 --> 00:11:08,037 Here, put your clothes in there. 258 00:11:09,367 --> 00:11:12,369 Oh, and before you do that, I-I need you to talk to Chris. 259 00:11:12,370 --> 00:11:13,370 What happened? 260 00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:14,820 He got suspended. 261 00:11:15,018 --> 00:11:16,627 Oh, no. I'm gonna give him my belt... 262 00:11:16,628 --> 00:11:17,777 No, no, no, no, no, no. 263 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,222 This time, I really need you to talk to him. 264 00:11:20,281 --> 00:11:21,281 O kay? 265 00:11:23,233 --> 00:11:24,233 Okay. 266 00:11:25,490 --> 00:11:26,789 My father smelled so bad, 267 00:11:26,790 --> 00:11:29,195 I didn't know if he was gonna beat me or suffocate me. 268 00:11:29,196 --> 00:11:31,534 Dad, before we start, can you open up a window? 269 00:11:31,581 --> 00:11:34,282 No. Consider this part of your punishment. 270 00:11:34,948 --> 00:11:35,948 Okay. 271 00:11:38,919 --> 00:11:39,919 Come on, man. 272 00:11:41,669 --> 00:11:42,718 Tell me what's going on. 273 00:11:42,719 --> 00:11:43,869 I hate that school, Dad. 274 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,370 I hate everything about it. 275 00:11:45,631 --> 00:11:48,075 I know Mom wants me to get a good education, 276 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,168 but every day, it just gets worse. 277 00:11:50,496 --> 00:11:53,039 You can't just quit something 'cause you don't like it, Chris. 278 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,984 But Mom quits her job all the time. 279 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:57,140 But you're a man. 280 00:11:57,390 --> 00:11:58,390 Men don't quit. 281 00:12:01,799 --> 00:12:03,410 What if Jackie Robinson quit? 282 00:12:03,959 --> 00:12:06,070 What if George Washington Carver quit? 283 00:12:06,469 --> 00:12:08,469 What if Martin Luther King Jr. quit? 284 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,718 When my father had a point to make, 285 00:12:10,719 --> 00:12:13,845 he always started off strong, but he never ended that way. 286 00:12:14,529 --> 00:12:16,140 What if Colonel Sanders quit? 287 00:12:16,628 --> 00:12:18,072 What if Apollo Creed quit? 288 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,168 What if Katherine Jackson quit making kids? 289 00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:22,345 Ain't she a woman?! 290 00:12:22,439 --> 00:12:24,216 They might be The Jackson Three. 291 00:12:25,290 --> 00:12:27,567 What if Kool from Kool and the Gang quit? 292 00:12:27,894 --> 00:12:29,948 You think they would have gotten a record contract 293 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,601 if they were just called The Gang? 294 00:12:31,602 --> 00:12:34,324 To this day, I can't tell you what my father said 295 00:12:34,359 --> 00:12:36,470 but that smell stayed with me forever. 296 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,211 If you quit, you're letting them win. 297 00:12:39,609 --> 00:12:41,119 It's not about winning or losing. 298 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,619 I just want to leave the school. 299 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:43,620 Okay, fine. 300 00:12:45,022 --> 00:12:48,744 Let me talk to your mother about getting you in a different school. 301 00:12:50,449 --> 00:12:51,449 Another school?! 302 00:12:52,235 --> 00:12:55,107 If you bail Chris out every time he doesn't like something, 303 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,908 that means he's gonna run to you every time he has a problem. 304 00:12:57,909 --> 00:13:00,024 Which means he'll never learn how to be a man. 305 00:13:00,059 --> 00:13:01,982 And if you can't teach him how to be a man, that 306 00:13:01,983 --> 00:13:03,088 means you're a bad father. 307 00:13:03,089 --> 00:13:04,164 And if you're a bad father, 308 00:13:04,165 --> 00:13:05,688 that means I picked the wrong husband. 309 00:13:05,689 --> 00:13:08,197 And if you think I'm about to let people run around here 310 00:13:08,198 --> 00:13:09,748 talking about I just marry anybody, 311 00:13:09,749 --> 00:13:11,471 you must be out your damn mind. 312 00:13:12,549 --> 00:13:13,349 Look... 313 00:13:13,350 --> 00:13:14,738 Oh, wait, wait, no, wait! 314 00:13:14,809 --> 00:13:16,309 Put the plastic down first. 315 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,419 Thank you. 316 00:13:21,146 --> 00:13:23,075 Look, I know you're worried. 317 00:13:23,975 --> 00:13:26,197 But Chris is just not happy at Corleone. 318 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:29,668 I'm sorry. I just don't think Sanford is good enough for him. 319 00:13:31,214 --> 00:13:32,938 Well... now that I got this new job, 320 00:13:32,939 --> 00:13:35,772 maybe we can afford to pay for him to go to school. 321 00:13:35,990 --> 00:13:37,656 We could at least look around. 322 00:13:38,908 --> 00:13:39,908 Okay, fine. 323 00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:42,071 We'll look for other schools. 324 00:13:43,018 --> 00:13:45,464 And we'll look for other soap. You stink! 325 00:13:47,676 --> 00:13:50,120 From there, we tried performing arts school. 326 00:13:58,594 --> 00:13:59,544 Next! 327 00:13:59,545 --> 00:14:01,156 We looked into Hebrew school. 328 00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:06,242 Next! 329 00:14:06,405 --> 00:14:07,793 We even tried old school. 330 00:14:16,164 --> 00:14:17,462 - Next! - What...? 331 00:14:17,521 --> 00:14:20,184 After that, there was only one thing left to do. 332 00:14:20,825 --> 00:14:22,673 Well, me and your father discussed it, 333 00:14:22,674 --> 00:14:26,285 and if you really want to go to the neighborhood school, you can. 334 00:14:26,357 --> 00:14:27,389 For real? 335 00:14:27,390 --> 00:14:29,667 Yes, but you have to keep your grades up. 336 00:14:30,044 --> 00:14:31,044 A's and B's. 337 00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:33,304 And if you even think about getting in trouble, 338 00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:36,971 I will march down to that school and knock the no-good out of you. 339 00:14:37,469 --> 00:14:39,511 We'll go to Corleone and pick up your papers. 340 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:42,289 You can transfer next week, after your suspension. 341 00:14:42,366 --> 00:14:43,366 Thanks, Ma. 342 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:44,938 All right. I love you. 343 00:14:46,839 --> 00:14:49,387 I did this, but here's what I felt like. 344 00:14:50,135 --> 00:14:51,665 I'm outta here, suckas! 345 00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:56,372 I was feeling great. 346 00:14:56,607 --> 00:14:57,995 Meanwhile, on the street, 347 00:14:58,009 --> 00:15:01,397 my father was clearing folks out like a cop in a crack house. 348 00:15:03,126 --> 00:15:04,366 Something's dead! 349 00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:12,539 Mama, I don't like Daddy's new job. 350 00:15:13,028 --> 00:15:14,028 He stinks! 351 00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:16,736 Yeah, but he's making a lot more money now. 352 00:15:16,737 --> 00:15:18,399 So? He stinks. 353 00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:20,835 He didn't stink when he worked his other jobs. 354 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:24,707 Well, baby, with this job, he gets to spend more time with us. 355 00:15:24,872 --> 00:15:26,128 More stink time! 356 00:15:26,451 --> 00:15:27,624 Oh, come on, Tonya! 357 00:15:28,446 --> 00:15:29,501 It's not that ba... 358 00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:33,776 Y'all smell that?! 359 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:34,933 Yeah. 360 00:15:35,791 --> 00:15:37,423 Damn, man! You stink! 361 00:15:42,272 --> 00:15:43,664 Oh, Lord! Oh! 362 00:15:53,295 --> 00:15:54,295 Rochelle? 363 00:15:54,893 --> 00:15:55,893 Rochelle?! 364 00:15:56,494 --> 00:15:58,218 - What?! - Let me in. 365 00:15:58,254 --> 00:15:59,869 No. You smell. 366 00:16:00,010 --> 00:16:01,513 That's the smell of a working man. 367 00:16:01,514 --> 00:16:03,604 No, that is the smell of Aquaman. 368 00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:05,729 Rochelle, open the door. 369 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:06,923 No. 370 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,124 Look, baby, 371 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:12,009 I understand that this job brings you more free time and more money, 372 00:16:12,424 --> 00:16:14,252 but I can't take it anymore. 373 00:16:14,693 --> 00:16:15,970 The kids can't breathe. 374 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:17,676 I cannot sleep at night. 375 00:16:17,774 --> 00:16:20,829 Do you not know that I'm at that Laundromat every day? 376 00:16:20,882 --> 00:16:22,524 I've been burning so much incense, 377 00:16:22,595 --> 00:16:25,413 ten people came by here trying to buy reggae albums. 378 00:16:25,478 --> 00:16:26,478 Hey, mon! 379 00:16:26,788 --> 00:16:28,524 - What you want me to do? - Quit! 380 00:16:28,547 --> 00:16:29,622 I can't just quit! 381 00:16:30,059 --> 00:16:32,414 What kind of example would that be for the kids, huh? 382 00:16:32,415 --> 00:16:33,664 Did Thurgood Marshall quit? 383 00:16:33,665 --> 00:16:35,014 Did Frederick Douglass quit? 384 00:16:35,015 --> 00:16:36,561 Did Booker T. Washington quit? 385 00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,284 I don't know, and I don't care. 386 00:16:38,420 --> 00:16:40,308 All I know is, I want you to quit. 387 00:16:40,443 --> 00:16:42,476 What about taking the kids to Great Escape, huh? 388 00:16:42,477 --> 00:16:44,114 We don't want to go nowhere with you. 389 00:16:44,138 --> 00:16:45,570 Yeah, Daddy, you stink. 390 00:16:48,484 --> 00:16:50,109 - What's this? - Clean clothes. 391 00:16:50,185 --> 00:16:51,851 Where am I supposed to change? 392 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:53,185 I don't know. 393 00:16:53,691 --> 00:16:55,350 Why don't you ask them cats? 394 00:16:58,294 --> 00:17:00,849 Meanwhile, back at Corleone, like Kunta Kinte, 395 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:03,003 I was waiting for my freedom papers. 396 00:17:03,004 --> 00:17:04,004 Greg! 397 00:17:04,514 --> 00:17:06,402 Hey, man. What are you doing here? 398 00:17:06,614 --> 00:17:09,669 My mom came to get my transcript. I'm going to Sanford. 399 00:17:09,672 --> 00:17:11,172 So, you're really gonna go? 400 00:17:11,661 --> 00:17:13,516 - Yeah. - Man! 401 00:17:13,794 --> 00:17:16,370 Well, at least you won't have to worry about Caruso anymore. 402 00:17:16,434 --> 00:17:18,378 Yeah. How are things going for you? 403 00:17:18,534 --> 00:17:21,145 I don't know. Caruso doesn't bother me anymore. 404 00:17:21,494 --> 00:17:23,348 In fact, nobody bothers me. 405 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,355 It's kind of lonely. 406 00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:28,272 He must be really lonely to miss an ass whuppin'. 407 00:17:28,354 --> 00:17:29,854 Well, I got to go to class. 408 00:17:30,157 --> 00:17:31,157 All right. See ya. 409 00:17:32,002 --> 00:17:33,477 Yeah, see ya. 410 00:17:34,255 --> 00:17:36,166 - Good luck. - Thanks. 411 00:17:36,499 --> 00:17:38,648 Since it was almost official, the next day, 412 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,458 I decided to walk by Lamont Sanford, 413 00:17:40,508 --> 00:17:42,458 to get a feel of what it was gonna be like 414 00:17:42,493 --> 00:17:44,252 to go to school in my neighborhood. 415 00:17:45,296 --> 00:17:47,175 Damn! They got bullies here, too! 416 00:17:50,627 --> 00:17:51,981 What you looking at? 417 00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:54,387 Nothing. You guys go to school here? 418 00:17:54,419 --> 00:17:57,096 Yeah. I've been going here for 16 years. 419 00:17:57,838 --> 00:18:00,838 Now boy, I asked you a question-- what you looking at? 420 00:18:01,031 --> 00:18:01,994 Nothing. 421 00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:03,897 So what you trying to say? We're nothing now? 422 00:18:03,898 --> 00:18:04,898 I just... 423 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,722 I couldn't help but think that if Greg was here, 424 00:18:07,801 --> 00:18:09,967 he could've taken half of this beating. 425 00:18:15,438 --> 00:18:16,438 Hi, baby. 426 00:18:17,454 --> 00:18:18,588 I made you dinner. 427 00:18:21,953 --> 00:18:23,341 I'm sorry about your job. 428 00:18:24,008 --> 00:18:27,558 I know. I can't believe I get one good job 429 00:18:27,911 --> 00:18:29,968 and it almost destroyed the whole family. 430 00:18:29,969 --> 00:18:30,969 It's okay, baby. 431 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:34,345 Don't worry. You'll find another good job one day. 432 00:18:35,579 --> 00:18:38,301 It's better to have had one good job and lost it, 433 00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:41,264 than to never have had one good job at all. 434 00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:43,998 Now I'm back to two jobs. 435 00:18:44,111 --> 00:18:46,444 Yeah, now his second job is a philosopher. 436 00:18:50,191 --> 00:18:51,589 That tastes like fish. 437 00:18:51,704 --> 00:18:52,838 I told you! 438 00:18:58,797 --> 00:19:00,197 Back to clean out your locker? 439 00:19:00,234 --> 00:19:01,586 Nope. Just back for good. 440 00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:03,330 Cool! 441 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:04,953 Hey, this ain't Brokeback. 442 00:19:05,407 --> 00:19:06,308 Greg! 443 00:19:06,309 --> 00:19:07,309 Sorry. 444 00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:09,509 So, what made you decide to come back? 445 00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:13,127 I thought Corleone was my problem, but then I noticed the real problem. 446 00:19:13,128 --> 00:19:15,183 I'm little, skinny and I can't fight. 447 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:18,153 So no matter where I go, I'm still the same guy. 448 00:19:18,289 --> 00:19:19,336 So, they jumped you. 449 00:19:19,337 --> 00:19:20,337 Yeah. 450 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,893 I figure the bully you know is better than the bully you don't. 451 00:19:23,899 --> 00:19:24,899 Hey, Dolomite. 452 00:19:25,048 --> 00:19:26,048 Welcome back. 453 00:19:26,849 --> 00:19:28,223 It was rough without you. 454 00:19:28,224 --> 00:19:30,557 I had to go back to beating up white kids. 455 00:19:31,278 --> 00:19:33,111 The next time you decide to quit, 456 00:19:33,427 --> 00:19:34,982 could you let somebody know? 457 00:19:37,547 --> 00:19:38,769 So, what do we do now? 458 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,380 Same thing we always do. 459 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,553 Glad to have you back, man. 460 00:19:46,212 --> 00:19:49,318 That day I realized that no matter what school I went to, 461 00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:50,819 things were gonna be rough. 462 00:19:51,078 --> 00:19:54,814 But as long as I had Greg, things were gonna be all right. 463 00:19:55,447 --> 00:19:58,454 Raceman and Sixe for FOROM.COM 464 00:19:58,504 --> 00:20:03,054 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33662

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