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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:07,044 In my house, everyone had a job. 3 00:00:07,700 --> 00:00:10,200 It was my father's job to pay the bills. 4 00:00:11,118 --> 00:00:12,864 - I'm hungry. - I'm cold. 5 00:00:13,058 --> 00:00:14,308 I'm hungry and cold. 6 00:00:14,910 --> 00:00:16,260 Eat a piece of cracker. 7 00:00:16,261 --> 00:00:17,573 Your father's coming. 8 00:00:20,019 --> 00:00:21,206 I've got the money. 9 00:00:24,179 --> 00:00:28,054 It was my mother's job to keep the house and the kids in line. 10 00:00:28,179 --> 00:00:29,179 Boy... 11 00:00:29,339 --> 00:00:31,788 Quit leaving your socks all over the place. 12 00:00:31,860 --> 00:00:33,132 Boy, mop the floor. 13 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,413 Girl, clean up the table. 14 00:00:35,893 --> 00:00:36,997 Good job, baby. 15 00:00:37,860 --> 00:00:39,850 As kids we only had one job: 16 00:00:40,205 --> 00:00:42,531 go to school and get decent grades. 17 00:00:43,011 --> 00:00:44,323 Bye, Mommy. Love you. 18 00:00:45,105 --> 00:00:46,225 Have a good day. 19 00:00:46,226 --> 00:00:47,663 Don't come home stupid. 20 00:00:47,879 --> 00:00:48,879 We won't. 21 00:00:49,529 --> 00:00:51,138 I could usually get a good grade 22 00:00:51,139 --> 00:00:54,014 just by talking about Dr. Martin Luther King. 23 00:00:54,538 --> 00:00:56,696 Free at last, free at last. 24 00:00:57,389 --> 00:00:59,889 Thank God Almighty, we are free at last. 25 00:00:59,999 --> 00:01:01,186 In English class... 26 00:01:01,349 --> 00:01:04,427 My book report is on Dr. Martin Luther King. 27 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:05,959 In history... 28 00:01:06,055 --> 00:01:08,957 My history report is on the Birmingham Bus Boycott 29 00:01:08,958 --> 00:01:10,833 led by Dr. Martin Luther King. 30 00:01:10,937 --> 00:01:14,584 The only place Martin Luther King didn't work was in math. 31 00:01:14,585 --> 00:01:17,502 Chris, what's the square root of 144? 32 00:01:19,674 --> 00:01:21,305 1963? 33 00:01:21,424 --> 00:01:23,496 The same year that Dr. Martin Luther King 34 00:01:23,497 --> 00:01:24,906 led the March on Washington? 35 00:01:25,448 --> 00:01:27,275 No, it's 12. 36 00:01:29,299 --> 00:01:30,361 All right, class. 37 00:01:30,949 --> 00:01:35,761 Pick up your report cards on the way out and bring them back signed tomorrow. 38 00:01:37,815 --> 00:01:38,714 Oh, no. 39 00:01:38,715 --> 00:01:39,715 What? 40 00:01:39,763 --> 00:01:40,763 I got an F. 41 00:01:41,715 --> 00:01:43,266 Aw, man. That's rough. 42 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:44,817 What's your mom gonna say? 43 00:01:44,818 --> 00:01:47,632 I don't know, but it ain't gonna be "Free at last." 44 00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:50,703 1x16 - Everybody Hates the Gout 45 00:01:50,780 --> 00:01:53,510 Transcript: Raceman Adapatation: Sixe 46 00:02:21,111 --> 00:02:25,182 Look at my babies! Drew, you got a B-plus in gym. 47 00:02:25,385 --> 00:02:26,385 Good job! 48 00:02:26,903 --> 00:02:28,945 You can have whatever you want for dinner. 49 00:02:28,946 --> 00:02:29,744 Really? 50 00:02:29,929 --> 00:02:30,822 Thanks, Mom. 51 00:02:30,986 --> 00:02:32,663 Can I have pork chops and spaghetti? 52 00:02:32,664 --> 00:02:33,664 You sure can. 53 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:34,666 Yes! 54 00:02:35,264 --> 00:02:37,579 Well, Mom, I got a B in science. 55 00:02:37,765 --> 00:02:38,765 What do I get? 56 00:02:39,015 --> 00:02:41,434 You can have whatever dessert you want. 57 00:02:41,435 --> 00:02:42,872 Uh, ice cream and cake? 58 00:02:42,986 --> 00:02:44,666 Ice cream and cake it is. 59 00:02:45,787 --> 00:02:46,844 Good job, baby. 60 00:02:51,398 --> 00:02:53,273 Boy, don't you see me cooking? 61 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:54,500 Sorry. 62 00:02:57,007 --> 00:02:58,410 Where's your report card? 63 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,012 They didn't hand them out yet. 64 00:03:01,070 --> 00:03:04,064 I couldn't bring myself to tell my mother I got an F. 65 00:03:04,119 --> 00:03:05,481 Next to dealing drugs, 66 00:03:05,622 --> 00:03:08,336 getting bad grades was the worst thing you could do. 67 00:03:08,337 --> 00:03:09,837 It was worse than this. 68 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:11,776 Tonya, what happened? 69 00:03:11,777 --> 00:03:13,329 Mama, I had to smoke that fool. 70 00:03:13,330 --> 00:03:14,478 Oh, not him. 71 00:03:14,547 --> 00:03:16,892 I'm talking about this D you got in algebra. 72 00:03:17,673 --> 00:03:18,978 And worse than this. 73 00:03:18,979 --> 00:03:19,979 Drew! 74 00:03:20,078 --> 00:03:21,203 Where is that boy? 75 00:03:22,391 --> 00:03:23,998 What the hell is wrong with you? 76 00:03:23,999 --> 00:03:25,748 I'm following my dream, Mama. 77 00:03:25,749 --> 00:03:27,550 I'm gonna be a country and western singer. 78 00:03:27,551 --> 00:03:30,058 I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about this F. 79 00:03:30,368 --> 00:03:33,273 Now, take your Johnny Cashless ass upstairs and study. 80 00:03:33,308 --> 00:03:34,624 You think I'm playing with you? 81 00:03:34,671 --> 00:03:36,150 And where'd you get that guitar from? 82 00:03:36,185 --> 00:03:39,129 You'd better not be selling no damn drugs in my house. 83 00:03:39,130 --> 00:03:40,429 I didn't know what to do, 84 00:03:40,430 --> 00:03:42,378 but I couldn't give her that report card. 85 00:03:42,379 --> 00:03:44,730 - Well, let me know when you get it. - Yes, ma'am. 86 00:03:47,147 --> 00:03:48,522 Need any help cooking? 87 00:03:48,749 --> 00:03:50,124 Sure. Thank you, baby. 88 00:03:50,668 --> 00:03:53,663 I figured, if I showed her how useful I could be, 89 00:03:53,686 --> 00:03:56,305 she wouldn't kill me when she found out. 90 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:58,932 While I was trying to figure out what to do about my F, 91 00:03:58,967 --> 00:04:00,388 my father was home sick, 92 00:04:00,418 --> 00:04:02,918 trying to figure out how he got the gout. 93 00:04:02,919 --> 00:04:03,919 Oh, baby... 94 00:04:04,170 --> 00:04:05,795 when did you get the gout? 95 00:04:06,278 --> 00:04:08,291 I don't know. It just happened. 96 00:04:08,679 --> 00:04:11,866 I know you're probably wondering, what is the gout? 97 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:13,624 Well gout, 98 00:04:13,672 --> 00:04:15,786 or the gout as some people like to call it, 99 00:04:15,821 --> 00:04:17,248 is a form of arthritis, 100 00:04:17,249 --> 00:04:20,718 which causes severe swelling usually in the ankle or the big toe. 101 00:04:20,765 --> 00:04:22,258 It's caused by a poor diet, 102 00:04:22,259 --> 00:04:23,759 including things like... 103 00:04:24,161 --> 00:04:25,473 smothered pork chops. 104 00:04:25,810 --> 00:04:26,810 Needs some salt. 105 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,573 Smothered chicken-fried bacon. 106 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,169 Needs some salt. 107 00:04:35,967 --> 00:04:37,566 And smothered chicken-fried bananas. 108 00:04:40,299 --> 00:04:41,299 Not bad. 109 00:04:41,429 --> 00:04:42,598 Needs salt. 110 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:46,489 Are you out your damn mind? 111 00:04:46,876 --> 00:04:50,035 All right, I'm going to work the phones over at the real estate office today. 112 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,561 Try not to eat any junk. 113 00:04:51,690 --> 00:04:53,498 I'll be home in time to make dinner. 114 00:04:53,556 --> 00:04:55,159 I can't eat that stuff all day. 115 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,847 You can if you want to get rid of the gout. 116 00:04:59,014 --> 00:05:00,014 Give me a kiss. 117 00:05:04,658 --> 00:05:06,616 When are you gonna turn in your report card? 118 00:05:06,617 --> 00:05:10,304 I was thinking, it's so busy that if I didn't say anything, 119 00:05:10,570 --> 00:05:12,502 Miss Morello will just forget about it. 120 00:05:12,503 --> 00:05:14,928 It didn't take much to graduate from my old school. 121 00:05:14,929 --> 00:05:17,679 All you needed was a ride to the graduation. 122 00:05:18,588 --> 00:05:19,537 Who are you? 123 00:05:19,538 --> 00:05:21,288 I was in Ms. Jenkins' class. 124 00:05:21,492 --> 00:05:23,037 Oh. Here. 125 00:05:29,649 --> 00:05:30,649 Thank you. 126 00:05:33,907 --> 00:05:35,856 Chris, where's your report card? 127 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:37,338 My mom's been really busy. 128 00:05:37,385 --> 00:05:39,080 I promise I'll have it by tomorrow. 129 00:05:39,081 --> 00:05:40,143 Make sure you do. 130 00:05:43,565 --> 00:05:46,225 Because my father was used to working all the time, 131 00:05:46,226 --> 00:05:47,663 staying home was tough. 132 00:05:47,976 --> 00:05:51,476 But at least he got to watch one of his favorite things: 133 00:05:52,928 --> 00:05:54,086 Soap operas. 134 00:05:54,296 --> 00:05:55,564 The Yankees were good, 135 00:05:55,752 --> 00:05:58,652 but not better than The Young and the Restless. 136 00:06:04,811 --> 00:06:05,989 At Corleone, 137 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:08,543 if you needed something like a forged report card 138 00:06:08,544 --> 00:06:11,801 or a tardy slip, there was one guy that could get it for you, 139 00:06:11,802 --> 00:06:13,302 and his name was Fisher. 140 00:06:13,652 --> 00:06:14,652 Hey, Fisher. 141 00:06:14,661 --> 00:06:15,554 Who's this? 142 00:06:15,555 --> 00:06:16,555 Chris. 143 00:06:16,605 --> 00:06:19,728 Tell him I'm not talking to him. He's not talking to you. Chris. 144 00:06:19,798 --> 00:06:21,815 - He a friend of yours? - Yeah. 145 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:23,022 Pat him down. 146 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:32,153 - He's clean. - What does he want? 147 00:06:32,193 --> 00:06:33,797 - I need a new... - Hey, hey. 148 00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:36,838 - Tell him I'm not talking to him. - He's not talking to you. 149 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:38,200 He needs a new report card. 150 00:06:38,235 --> 00:06:40,649 He got an F, but he doesn't want to show it to his mother. 151 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,601 Okay, I got it. It's a two-part job. 152 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:45,517 He needs a report card with an A for his mother to sign, 153 00:06:45,518 --> 00:06:48,244 and a report card with an F with his mother's signature on it. 154 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:50,326 - So you'll do it? - I 'm not talking to him. 155 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,827 He's not talking to you. 156 00:06:52,075 --> 00:06:53,221 So you'll do it? 157 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,694 Okay, let's say I do this for him. 158 00:06:55,701 --> 00:06:57,031 What's he gonna do for me? 159 00:06:57,032 --> 00:06:58,081 What do you want? 160 00:06:58,082 --> 00:07:00,332 How about a book report for English? 161 00:07:03,354 --> 00:07:05,040 Hey, what the hell's the matter with you? 162 00:07:05,041 --> 00:07:08,353 - Don't you see me talking to you? - Don't you see him talking to you? 163 00:07:10,019 --> 00:07:12,200 - Can it be on Martin Luther King? - Deal. 164 00:07:12,201 --> 00:07:14,312 Meet me in the science lab storage room at 3:00. 165 00:07:14,313 --> 00:07:15,673 - Thanks. - Yeah. 166 00:07:15,708 --> 00:07:17,124 Hey, look over there. 167 00:07:28,861 --> 00:07:29,790 Hey, Julius. 168 00:07:29,791 --> 00:07:31,290 Uh... Rochelle's not here. 169 00:07:31,291 --> 00:07:32,291 No, no, no. 170 00:07:32,742 --> 00:07:34,850 Rochelle told me to stop by and check on you. 171 00:07:34,851 --> 00:07:35,851 And I brought you this. 172 00:07:35,852 --> 00:07:36,750 What, a salad? 173 00:07:36,751 --> 00:07:39,097 Yeah, I gotta get back to The Young and the Restless. 174 00:07:39,132 --> 00:07:40,713 You watching The Young and the Restless? 175 00:07:40,748 --> 00:07:41,734 Yeah. Why? 176 00:07:41,806 --> 00:07:44,931 Usually my father was uncomfortable around Sheila, 177 00:07:45,111 --> 00:07:48,048 but not when The Young and the Restless was on. 178 00:07:48,147 --> 00:07:50,366 You think Victor and Nicky are going to stay together? 179 00:07:50,367 --> 00:07:51,367 Sure look so. 180 00:07:52,145 --> 00:07:54,272 It's like they were watching a game. 181 00:07:54,273 --> 00:07:56,774 I think you deserve all for just being my mistress. 182 00:07:56,775 --> 00:07:57,775 Ooh. 183 00:08:06,167 --> 00:08:08,741 I've never had a forged report card before, 184 00:08:08,742 --> 00:08:11,054 but Greg told me Fisher was the best. 185 00:08:52,605 --> 00:08:54,634 One time he made such a good fake, 186 00:08:54,739 --> 00:08:56,928 they arrested the guy who made the original. 187 00:09:04,049 --> 00:09:05,499 Hey, Ma, I got my report card. 188 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:06,500 Oh. Let me see. 189 00:09:06,599 --> 00:09:07,599 I was scared. 190 00:09:07,899 --> 00:09:10,408 Felt like I was giving a fake diamond to Lil' Kim. 191 00:09:10,409 --> 00:09:12,471 An "A" in math? 192 00:09:13,310 --> 00:09:14,810 Chris, this is so great. 193 00:09:15,268 --> 00:09:16,705 You got an "A" in math? 194 00:09:16,969 --> 00:09:18,518 That's right. So what? 195 00:09:18,519 --> 00:09:19,719 What's three times three? 196 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,418 - Nine. - What's four times five? 197 00:09:21,419 --> 00:09:23,221 - Twenty. - What's eleven times eleven? 198 00:09:23,222 --> 00:09:24,222 Shut up. 199 00:09:24,752 --> 00:09:26,102 Can you sign this? 200 00:09:26,135 --> 00:09:28,641 Does John know who Victor slept with? 201 00:09:28,797 --> 00:09:29,990 Oh, he does?! 202 00:09:30,791 --> 00:09:31,949 Julius! 203 00:09:33,194 --> 00:09:35,860 Oh, hey, you know, I gotta go. 204 00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:38,490 All right, I'll talk to you later. 205 00:09:39,124 --> 00:09:40,124 Oh, man! 206 00:09:40,322 --> 00:09:42,326 - Who was that? - Oh, that was Monica. 207 00:09:42,327 --> 00:09:44,389 She was the hairdresser's friend. 208 00:09:44,428 --> 00:09:48,130 She just wanted to know what happened on The Young and the Restless. 209 00:09:48,131 --> 00:09:51,037 Oh, you two were on the phone an awfully long time. 210 00:09:51,038 --> 00:09:52,600 It was a good show today. 211 00:09:53,140 --> 00:09:55,989 Did you know that your son got an "A" in math? 212 00:09:55,990 --> 00:09:56,990 My man! 213 00:09:57,492 --> 00:10:00,291 That must be why your teacher called this afternoon. 214 00:10:00,385 --> 00:10:01,783 Yeah, she wants you to come down 215 00:10:01,806 --> 00:10:04,507 to school on Wednesday and talk about Chris's grade. 216 00:10:04,606 --> 00:10:07,665 Will Rochelle find out about Chris' actual grade? 217 00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:10,636 How long will Chris be able to keep up this lie? 218 00:10:10,637 --> 00:10:12,949 Will Julius ever get rid of the gout? 219 00:10:13,239 --> 00:10:16,281 Will Tonya ask Chris more math questions? 220 00:10:16,839 --> 00:10:18,810 Will Drew get any lines? 221 00:10:19,348 --> 00:10:21,092 Find out this and more, when 222 00:10:21,139 --> 00:10:22,929 Everybody Hates Chris returns. 223 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,186 Everybody ha-ates Chris. 224 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:37,014 Once I got my mother's signature on my report card, 225 00:10:37,015 --> 00:10:39,952 Fischer had what he needed to complete my plan. 226 00:10:39,965 --> 00:10:41,823 What? I'm a natural. 227 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:43,975 Now beat it. 228 00:10:45,126 --> 00:10:46,924 Since I had the cards in place, 229 00:10:46,925 --> 00:10:48,578 all I had to do was keep my mother 230 00:10:48,579 --> 00:10:52,579 and Mrs. Morello from seeing each other and I would be home free. 231 00:10:54,192 --> 00:10:56,879 Chris, do you have your signed report card? 232 00:10:59,293 --> 00:11:00,293 Sure do. 233 00:11:06,865 --> 00:11:09,967 My mother says she won't be able to come to the school tomorrow. 234 00:11:09,968 --> 00:11:11,405 My father has the gout. 235 00:11:11,468 --> 00:11:12,576 Did you say "the gout"? 236 00:11:12,577 --> 00:11:13,899 Yes. The gout. 237 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,985 I'm concerned about your grade, Chris. 238 00:11:16,986 --> 00:11:18,298 Well, my mom is, too. 239 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:21,984 She told me I better get a C on my next report card. 240 00:11:22,085 --> 00:11:23,085 And then she... 241 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:28,029 Well, let's just say it's kind of hard to sit down. 242 00:11:31,922 --> 00:11:33,256 So I guess she's "Young" 243 00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:34,507 and he's "Restless." 244 00:11:36,143 --> 00:11:37,256 Okay, wait, wait. 245 00:11:37,257 --> 00:11:39,222 We're gonna come back tomorrow for the update. 246 00:11:39,257 --> 00:11:40,255 Wait, wait, wait. 247 00:11:40,256 --> 00:11:43,206 So does Victor's ex-wife know about him and Nicky? 248 00:11:43,376 --> 00:11:44,680 Ooh, you know what? 249 00:11:44,861 --> 00:11:45,871 Hey, babe. 250 00:11:45,942 --> 00:11:47,067 How you doing? 251 00:11:47,068 --> 00:11:48,380 What's going on here? 252 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,520 Why didn't you tell us Julius likes The Young and the Restless? 253 00:11:51,521 --> 00:11:52,521 I didn't know. 254 00:11:53,674 --> 00:11:55,175 This is Pam. You remember Pam. 255 00:11:55,302 --> 00:11:57,505 Good. How are you? How long y'all been here? 256 00:11:57,552 --> 00:11:58,721 Oh, about three, four hours. 257 00:11:58,745 --> 00:12:00,230 We're just catching up on the soaps. 258 00:12:00,231 --> 00:12:01,537 Oh, and this is my girl Monica. 259 00:12:01,538 --> 00:12:02,586 Monica, that's Rochelle. 260 00:12:02,587 --> 00:12:04,149 Nice to meet you, Monica. 261 00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:06,865 Why do you look so familiar to me? 262 00:12:06,916 --> 00:12:09,699 You tried to sell me food stamps down by the subway that day. 263 00:12:09,723 --> 00:12:11,649 I thought you said you weren't selling food stamps. 264 00:12:11,684 --> 00:12:12,850 You were selling food stamps? 265 00:12:12,873 --> 00:12:14,707 I wasn't selling no food stamps. 266 00:12:17,507 --> 00:12:19,069 Julius, go get the phone. 267 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,341 You hear the phone ringing. 268 00:12:20,412 --> 00:12:22,304 It rang, like, three times already. 269 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:23,617 Thank you, baby. 270 00:12:24,749 --> 00:12:27,768 Girl, that gout is making him lose his mind. 271 00:12:29,038 --> 00:12:31,689 Does gout mess with your hearing? 272 00:12:34,496 --> 00:12:35,496 Hello? 273 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,423 Hey, Mrs. Morello. 274 00:12:38,906 --> 00:12:40,651 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on. 275 00:12:42,207 --> 00:12:43,457 Honey, it's for you. 276 00:12:45,007 --> 00:12:45,906 Where'd they go? 277 00:12:45,907 --> 00:12:47,157 They left, gout boy. 278 00:12:58,309 --> 00:12:59,309 What? An F? 279 00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:05,165 What happened? 280 00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:07,978 The teacher just told me that Chris got an F. 281 00:13:08,016 --> 00:13:09,267 But he said he got an A. 282 00:13:09,268 --> 00:13:13,393 I can't believe that boy looked me dead in the eye and lied to me. 283 00:13:15,178 --> 00:13:16,727 How you gonna handle this? 284 00:13:16,728 --> 00:13:19,853 Translation: do you want to kill him, or should I? 285 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,195 Hmm... oh, I know what to do. 286 00:13:23,445 --> 00:13:24,445 Pancakes? 287 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:25,995 Hey, Mom, we're having pancakes? 288 00:13:25,996 --> 00:13:27,648 No, Chris is having pancakes. 289 00:13:27,649 --> 00:13:29,883 That's my baby's reward for getting an A. 290 00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:31,097 Can I have some pancakes? 291 00:13:31,098 --> 00:13:31,954 Do you get an A? 292 00:13:31,955 --> 00:13:33,314 - I got a B. - That's not an A. 293 00:13:33,338 --> 00:13:35,545 Can I have some pancakes? I think my foot's getting better. 294 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,177 I might be able to make it to work tomorrow. 295 00:13:37,212 --> 00:13:38,856 Pancakes are for people who get A's, 296 00:13:38,891 --> 00:13:40,606 not for people who get the gout. 297 00:13:40,641 --> 00:13:41,962 Baby, you want anything else? 298 00:13:41,963 --> 00:13:44,650 My A student deserves nothing but the best. 299 00:13:45,269 --> 00:13:46,269 No. No. 300 00:13:46,679 --> 00:13:49,527 Oh, by the way, my teacher says she won't be able to see you today. 301 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:51,678 That's okay, baby. I'll talk to her next time. 302 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:52,991 You want some butter? 303 00:13:55,985 --> 00:13:57,794 My foot's looking better, don't you think? 304 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,837 Why are you talking about your foot? 305 00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:01,525 Your son has no conscience. 306 00:14:02,695 --> 00:14:05,882 In there eating pancakes like he actually got an A. 307 00:14:06,148 --> 00:14:07,958 If you didn't want him to have the pancakes, 308 00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:09,382 what'd you give them to him for? 309 00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:12,048 For him to feel guilty and confess. 310 00:14:12,729 --> 00:14:13,910 But that's okay. 311 00:14:14,168 --> 00:14:16,212 Tomorrow I got something for him. 312 00:14:16,213 --> 00:14:18,525 Baby, let's talk about this. Come on. 313 00:14:20,478 --> 00:14:22,603 Oh, so now you want to talk to me? 314 00:14:22,712 --> 00:14:25,878 Why don't you just talk to your friends, since you talk to them all the time? 315 00:14:25,879 --> 00:14:27,428 Rochelle, those are your friends. 316 00:14:27,429 --> 00:14:29,741 We were just talking about the soaps. 317 00:14:31,108 --> 00:14:32,108 Are you jealous? 318 00:14:32,308 --> 00:14:34,103 Hell, yeah. Damn skippy. 319 00:14:34,717 --> 00:14:36,110 How would you feel if you came home 320 00:14:36,111 --> 00:14:39,317 and I was sitting there talking to a bunch of your friends about football? 321 00:14:39,318 --> 00:14:41,692 - You like football? - No, I don't like football. 322 00:14:41,818 --> 00:14:45,693 Julius, you always want to talk to me about bills or the kids. 323 00:14:46,077 --> 00:14:50,577 I just think it would be nice to talk about something else for a change. 324 00:14:51,207 --> 00:14:52,587 You want to talk about the gout? 325 00:14:52,588 --> 00:14:55,088 No! I don't want to talk about the gout! 326 00:14:57,537 --> 00:14:58,648 So it worked? 327 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,947 Yep. I told my mother that Miss Morello was busy, 328 00:15:00,948 --> 00:15:03,151 and I told Miss Morello that my mother was busy. 329 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,839 That was that, and I'm just glad it's over. 330 00:15:10,113 --> 00:15:14,218 They say when you're about to die your life flashes right before your eyes. 331 00:15:14,219 --> 00:15:16,406 Well, here's what mine looked like. 332 00:15:28,476 --> 00:15:31,041 Dude, you're definitely not in there. 333 00:15:34,131 --> 00:15:35,131 Bye, Chris. 334 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,821 Don't tell any lies when you get to heaven. 335 00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:40,336 Hey, Chris, can I have your comic books? 336 00:15:40,646 --> 00:15:43,646 That's a $2 pair of underwear you're messing up. 337 00:15:50,307 --> 00:15:51,682 Rest in peace Tobby... 338 00:15:56,598 --> 00:15:57,598 C hris. 339 00:15:58,354 --> 00:16:00,280 - Hi, Mom. - Oh, don't mind me. 340 00:16:00,804 --> 00:16:04,613 I'm just here to watch my brilliant, mathematician son in action. 341 00:16:04,614 --> 00:16:06,801 Miss Morello said it would be okay. 342 00:16:11,975 --> 00:16:15,725 If I could just be cool, maybe everything will be all right. 343 00:16:15,884 --> 00:16:17,634 Today we're doing fractions. 344 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:21,465 What does three twelfths plus three fourths equal? 345 00:16:21,635 --> 00:16:23,485 Ooh! Ooh! Me! Pick me. 346 00:16:23,521 --> 00:16:24,647 Rochelle. 347 00:16:25,055 --> 00:16:26,305 Chris has an answer. 348 00:16:26,854 --> 00:16:27,854 He got an A. 349 00:16:27,955 --> 00:16:28,955 That's right. 350 00:16:29,147 --> 00:16:30,316 He did get an A. 351 00:16:34,253 --> 00:16:36,050 If I could drive, I'd do this. 352 00:16:41,605 --> 00:16:43,002 I don't know the answer. 353 00:16:43,272 --> 00:16:44,423 No? 354 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,066 Well, how is that possible? 355 00:16:48,027 --> 00:16:49,277 You're the math wiz. 356 00:16:50,983 --> 00:16:52,295 The human calculator. 357 00:16:54,038 --> 00:16:55,038 You got an A. 358 00:16:59,196 --> 00:17:00,446 I actually got an F. 359 00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:07,776 This must be how Marion Barry felt when that tape got out. 360 00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:09,109 Miss Morello, 361 00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:11,010 thank you for your time. 362 00:17:11,111 --> 00:17:12,111 Come on, Chris. 363 00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:15,994 See you later, Stymie. 364 00:17:22,329 --> 00:17:23,454 Ma, I can explain. 365 00:17:25,397 --> 00:17:26,397 Okay. 366 00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:27,599 Go ahead. 367 00:17:28,136 --> 00:17:30,919 - For real? - Yeah. Explain this. 368 00:17:32,623 --> 00:17:33,710 Okay. 369 00:17:34,863 --> 00:17:38,234 I was afraid you'd get mad at me for getting an F. 370 00:17:38,412 --> 00:17:41,018 I thought I could do better next semester, 371 00:17:41,142 --> 00:17:42,939 so I changed my grade, 372 00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:47,702 forged your signature onto the report card and gave it to Miss Morello. 373 00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:49,179 I thought you wouldn't find out. 374 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:50,680 "I thought you wouldn't find out." 375 00:17:50,681 --> 00:17:53,368 Boy, what do I look like, Boo-Boo the Fool? 376 00:17:53,390 --> 00:17:56,827 You're running around here lying, forging my signature. 377 00:17:56,939 --> 00:17:58,439 Have you lost your mind? 378 00:17:58,539 --> 00:17:59,448 Look, Chris, 379 00:17:59,449 --> 00:18:02,261 if you lie you steal, if you steal, you kill, 380 00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:05,307 and I am not getting your behind out of jail. 381 00:18:05,699 --> 00:18:06,699 Chris... 382 00:18:06,991 --> 00:18:08,535 if you would have put this much effort 383 00:18:08,558 --> 00:18:10,296 into passing the class in the first place, 384 00:18:10,343 --> 00:18:11,977 you wouldn't be in this mess. 385 00:18:12,369 --> 00:18:14,328 I am very upset that you failed that class, 386 00:18:14,329 --> 00:18:16,766 but I'm more upset that you lied to me. 387 00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:18,605 You are not stupid, Chris. 388 00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,305 Don't act like it. 389 00:18:20,805 --> 00:18:23,338 Remember, I bought you in this world, I'll take you right out. 390 00:18:23,339 --> 00:18:24,464 You understand me? 391 00:18:26,490 --> 00:18:27,490 Yes, ma'am. 392 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,194 All right. 393 00:18:29,496 --> 00:18:31,183 Now bring your behind home. 394 00:18:31,548 --> 00:18:33,749 My mother had a funny way of making me feel like 395 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,750 the smartest idiot in the world. 396 00:18:36,454 --> 00:18:37,454 Wait, that's it? 397 00:18:37,508 --> 00:18:39,509 No, you better bring that grade up, 398 00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:42,298 or I'm gonna slap the wax out your ears. 399 00:18:43,236 --> 00:18:44,368 After I got caught, 400 00:18:44,369 --> 00:18:47,306 my parents finally had something to talk about. 401 00:18:48,023 --> 00:18:49,960 What happened with Chris today? 402 00:18:50,037 --> 00:18:51,599 Oh, I got it all handled. 403 00:18:54,139 --> 00:18:55,139 How's your foot? 404 00:18:55,949 --> 00:18:56,949 It's all right. 405 00:19:00,201 --> 00:19:01,638 Got a surprise for you. 406 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:05,534 I watched your soap today. 407 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:07,660 Yeah? 408 00:19:08,492 --> 00:19:10,382 Yeah, but if you don't feel like talking... 409 00:19:10,406 --> 00:19:11,392 No, no, no, no. 410 00:19:11,476 --> 00:19:12,977 We can talk about it. 411 00:19:14,269 --> 00:19:15,269 Oh. 412 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,461 Did you know that Nicky was a stripper? 413 00:19:20,130 --> 00:19:21,035 A stripper? 414 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,036 Mm-hmm. 415 00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:23,442 Does Victor know? 416 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,640 He does now. 417 00:19:27,790 --> 00:19:30,077 Things always worked out best in my house 418 00:19:30,154 --> 00:19:32,227 when everybody did their job. 419 00:19:32,245 --> 00:19:35,448 And after being more embarrassed than I'd ever been in my life, 420 00:19:35,449 --> 00:19:37,636 all I had to do was one more thing. 421 00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,178 Mom, I got my report card. 422 00:19:44,263 --> 00:19:45,263 A D! 423 00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,142 My baby got a D. 424 00:19:48,468 --> 00:19:50,529 And you're happy about that? 425 00:19:51,029 --> 00:19:54,430 I'm just happy I don't have to smack the chap off your lips. 426 00:19:54,759 --> 00:19:57,695 Raceman/Birdyben/Sixe FOROM.COM 427 00:19:57,745 --> 00:20:02,295 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30432

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