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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:04,434 --> 00:00:05,777 After I turned 13, 3 00:00:05,778 --> 00:00:07,887 a lot of things I used to when I was 12 4 00:00:07,888 --> 00:00:09,336 seemed like kid stuff. 5 00:00:09,337 --> 00:00:10,670 Like Halloween... 6 00:00:11,143 --> 00:00:12,143 Trick or treat. 7 00:00:12,642 --> 00:00:15,258 Hey, there we go, Reggie Jackson... 8 00:00:15,833 --> 00:00:17,178 Miss Diana Ross! 9 00:00:19,042 --> 00:00:20,245 Who you supposed to be? 10 00:00:20,246 --> 00:00:21,342 I'm George Jefferson, 11 00:00:21,343 --> 00:00:23,248 you know, from The Jeffersons. 12 00:00:23,249 --> 00:00:24,304 Chris, do the walk. 13 00:00:24,844 --> 00:00:27,299 ♪♪ Well, we're movin' on up ♪ ♪ Movin' on up... ♪♪ 14 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:28,665 Oh, yeah, all right. 15 00:00:29,157 --> 00:00:30,157 I love that show. 16 00:00:30,538 --> 00:00:31,231 Here you go. 17 00:00:31,266 --> 00:00:32,256 You think that's bad? 18 00:00:32,257 --> 00:00:35,465 You should have seen the year I was Kunta Kinte's foot. 19 00:00:35,466 --> 00:00:37,812 It wasn't that I didn't like Halloween anymore, 20 00:00:37,813 --> 00:00:40,623 I just wanted to celebrate it like a teenager, 21 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:42,277 which meant going to a party. 22 00:00:42,278 --> 00:00:45,555 You know, parties, they used to be like this: 23 00:00:46,997 --> 00:00:49,798 But, eventually, they became this: 24 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,159 But, at 13, I had never been to a real party. 25 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:58,861 All I knew is that I didn't want 26 00:00:58,862 --> 00:01:00,461 to go trick-or-treating again. 27 00:01:00,462 --> 00:01:01,462 Chris... 28 00:01:01,481 --> 00:01:02,812 Come straight home so you can go 29 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:04,924 trick-or-treating with Drew and Tonya. 30 00:01:05,069 --> 00:01:06,069 Damn! 31 00:01:06,591 --> 00:01:09,254 1x06 EVERYBODY HATES HALLOWEEN 32 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,186 Transcript: Cfsmp3 33 00:01:12,571 --> 00:01:15,253 Adaptation: Sixe 34 00:01:42,123 --> 00:01:43,123 Be still, baby. 35 00:01:43,165 --> 00:01:46,151 Mom, can I use that Chinese robe you used to wear? 36 00:01:46,279 --> 00:01:47,279 Sure, what for? 37 00:01:47,929 --> 00:01:49,206 I want to be a samurai. 38 00:01:50,032 --> 00:01:52,698 And do you have anything I could use as a sword? 39 00:01:53,272 --> 00:01:55,374 Boy, you are not taking a sword on street. 40 00:01:55,397 --> 00:01:56,248 Man, in Bed-Stuy, 41 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,526 you could get in trouble just for pointing your finger. 42 00:01:58,550 --> 00:02:00,647 It's down the street, man, right down there, look... 43 00:02:00,648 --> 00:02:01,648 Drop your weapon! 44 00:02:01,674 --> 00:02:02,798 I ain't got no weapon. 45 00:02:02,799 --> 00:02:03,752 I got the weapon. 46 00:02:03,753 --> 00:02:05,975 That's my finger, man. That's my finger! 47 00:02:06,255 --> 00:02:08,558 Ma, do I have to take Drew and Tonya trick-or-treing?at 48 00:02:08,559 --> 00:02:09,836 Chris, somebody has to. 49 00:02:09,867 --> 00:02:12,213 Me and your daddy are gonna staye and give out candy. 50 00:02:12,214 --> 00:02:13,380 I can give out candy. 51 00:02:13,569 --> 00:02:15,270 Chris, it's only going to be for an hour, 52 00:02:15,305 --> 00:02:17,300 so take 'em up the street and around the block, 53 00:02:17,301 --> 00:02:18,249 and then you'll be done. 54 00:02:18,296 --> 00:02:19,452 Do I have to wear a costume? 55 00:02:19,453 --> 00:02:20,841 Not if you don't want to. 56 00:02:21,075 --> 00:02:21,991 All right, baby. 57 00:02:22,027 --> 00:02:23,434 I hope you can make it. 58 00:02:27,317 --> 00:02:28,798 l'll see you later, Drew. 59 00:02:29,113 --> 00:02:31,279 And remember, don't tell anybody, okay? 60 00:02:31,413 --> 00:02:32,413 Okay. 61 00:02:35,137 --> 00:02:36,016 I knew Keisha 62 00:02:36,017 --> 00:02:37,472 had a crush on Drew, 63 00:02:37,473 --> 00:02:40,171 but that didn't stop me from liking her. 64 00:02:40,172 --> 00:02:41,172 Who was that? 65 00:02:42,017 --> 00:02:43,017 Lisa Patterson. 66 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:45,356 They just invited me to some Halloween party. 67 00:02:45,357 --> 00:02:47,412 - You got invited to a party. - Yeah. 68 00:02:47,811 --> 00:02:49,008 I'm not going, though. 69 00:02:49,009 --> 00:02:50,564 I'm going trick-or-treating. 70 00:02:50,567 --> 00:02:51,900 Drew was only 11, 71 00:02:52,021 --> 00:02:53,674 and, as exciting as girls were, 72 00:02:53,675 --> 00:02:55,825 they still couldn't beat free candy. 73 00:02:55,826 --> 00:02:56,826 You want to go? 74 00:02:56,897 --> 00:02:58,863 You can't go to a Halloween party. 75 00:02:58,896 --> 00:03:00,915 You're supposed to be taking us trick-or-treating. 76 00:03:00,939 --> 00:03:03,977 - Why don't you mind your own business? - This is my business. 77 00:03:04,366 --> 00:03:06,806 This was the first chance I had to go to a party, 78 00:03:06,807 --> 00:03:10,251 and I was going to go, even if I wasn't invited. 79 00:03:10,698 --> 00:03:13,046 My father hated buying Halloween candy. 80 00:03:13,047 --> 00:03:15,399 He didn't like spending money on stuff we kept, 81 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,731 so buying stuff that we gave away almost drove him crazy. 82 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:19,732 Hey, baby. 83 00:03:20,086 --> 00:03:21,126 What's up babe? 84 00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:23,580 Nickers? What's the Nickers? 85 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:27,222 It's the same as a Snicker Bar. But it's a lot cheaper. 86 00:03:27,724 --> 00:03:29,946 I go to this place, they got everything. 87 00:03:29,982 --> 00:03:32,839 Nickers, Two Musketeers, M&N's. 88 00:03:33,385 --> 00:03:36,389 Julius-- Gravy Way? 89 00:03:36,811 --> 00:03:38,756 It's the same as a Milky Way. 90 00:03:39,288 --> 00:03:40,676 But it tastes like gravy. 91 00:03:43,321 --> 00:03:44,894 - Where you going? - Out. 92 00:03:51,413 --> 00:03:52,413 Mmm... mmm! 93 00:04:00,171 --> 00:04:02,426 You think your mom's going to let you go? 94 00:04:02,427 --> 00:04:03,427 I hope so. 95 00:04:04,173 --> 00:04:06,450 What are you going to do about a costume? 96 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:07,936 I don't know yet. 97 00:04:08,433 --> 00:04:10,744 Last year, I was Super Flashlight Man. 98 00:04:12,135 --> 00:04:13,986 Why are you wearing your costume now? 99 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:16,042 My mom is picking me up after school. 100 00:04:16,248 --> 00:04:18,494 I'm going to a Star Trek party at her house. 101 00:04:18,495 --> 00:04:20,717 You know, you really do look like Spock. 102 00:04:21,950 --> 00:04:23,172 Live long and prosper. 103 00:04:24,054 --> 00:04:26,498 You like getting beat up? Do that some more. 104 00:04:26,543 --> 00:04:27,506 Sorry. 105 00:04:27,529 --> 00:04:28,363 You'd think a guy 106 00:04:28,374 --> 00:04:29,729 who got his ass kicked every day 107 00:04:29,730 --> 00:04:32,847 wouldn't leave his house in tights... you would think. 108 00:04:32,848 --> 00:04:33,848 How old is she? 109 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:36,373 Lisa? Fifteen. 110 00:04:36,740 --> 00:04:38,354 Dude, you are so in there! 111 00:04:38,460 --> 00:04:40,880 Anytime I did anything involving a girl, 112 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,535 Greg thought I was "in there." 113 00:04:42,536 --> 00:04:44,445 Chris, can I borrow a pencil? 114 00:04:46,846 --> 00:04:48,290 Dude, you are so in there. 115 00:04:49,197 --> 00:04:50,197 Hello, Chris. 116 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,444 Dude, you are so in there. 117 00:04:53,906 --> 00:04:56,309 Had I known what I know now about teachers, 118 00:04:56,310 --> 00:04:59,976 I'd say that was the one time he was probably right. 119 00:05:00,362 --> 00:05:01,362 Ready? 120 00:05:01,611 --> 00:05:02,611 Yeah, let's go. 121 00:05:04,970 --> 00:05:06,971 The worst thing about Halloween in a white school 122 00:05:06,972 --> 00:05:08,573 is that kids actually prepare for it 123 00:05:08,574 --> 00:05:10,407 like they're going to war. 124 00:05:10,898 --> 00:05:13,089 But Dr. Raymond was making it his business 125 00:05:13,090 --> 00:05:15,295 to see that things didn't get out of hand. 126 00:05:15,296 --> 00:05:18,044 Attention, students of Corleone Junior High. 127 00:05:19,303 --> 00:05:20,803 Although this is Halloween, 128 00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:23,485 I expect order to be maintained. 129 00:05:24,711 --> 00:05:26,624 I will not tolerate vandalism. 130 00:05:27,916 --> 00:05:29,527 I will not tolerate mischief. 131 00:05:30,570 --> 00:05:32,354 I will not tolerate mayhem. 132 00:05:33,137 --> 00:05:35,607 I will not tolerate terrorism in the halls 133 00:05:35,622 --> 00:05:37,843 in any shape, form or fashion. 134 00:05:38,776 --> 00:05:40,442 Any acts of civil disobedience 135 00:05:40,530 --> 00:05:43,072 will be met with harsh repercussions. 136 00:05:44,346 --> 00:05:45,346 That is all. 137 00:05:46,203 --> 00:05:47,203 Happy Halloween. 138 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:07,183 Help me! Help me! 139 00:06:08,546 --> 00:06:09,346 You okay? 140 00:06:09,347 --> 00:06:10,458 Yeah yeah, You okay? 141 00:06:16,361 --> 00:06:19,792 He did the same thing during the L.A. riots. 142 00:06:27,068 --> 00:06:28,068 What's all that? 143 00:06:29,117 --> 00:06:30,534 Real Halloween candy. 144 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:33,157 Bags, everything. I even bought a pumpkin. 145 00:06:35,727 --> 00:06:38,040 That's almost $23 worth of stuff. 146 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:39,632 Rochelle...! 147 00:06:39,656 --> 00:06:42,085 Look, Julius, I don't want people all over the neighborhood 148 00:06:42,086 --> 00:06:46,204 talking about I'm that woman giving out Butter Thumbs. 149 00:06:48,012 --> 00:06:51,605 What are we going to do with all this Halloween candy I bought? 150 00:06:56,522 --> 00:06:59,299 That's almost $2.00 worth of candy in the garbage. 151 00:07:05,388 --> 00:07:08,040 Man, I've never seen anything like that in my life. 152 00:07:08,041 --> 00:07:11,374 I heard, last year, they set all the teachers' cars on fire. 153 00:07:11,442 --> 00:07:13,886 Hey, I got an idea for you for your costume. 154 00:07:14,342 --> 00:07:15,044 What? 155 00:07:15,045 --> 00:07:16,211 Do you know that guy, 156 00:07:16,246 --> 00:07:18,690 he sings that song... "Little Red Corvette"! 157 00:07:19,255 --> 00:07:20,200 Prince? 158 00:07:20,201 --> 00:07:22,484 Yeah, the girls love that guy, and... 159 00:07:22,756 --> 00:07:24,200 you sort of look like him. 160 00:07:24,456 --> 00:07:25,409 You think so? 161 00:07:25,410 --> 00:07:26,959 Yeah, a little bit. 162 00:07:27,269 --> 00:07:29,418 Man, I can't believe we got through the whole day 163 00:07:29,465 --> 00:07:30,802 without getting stomped. 164 00:07:30,803 --> 00:07:31,803 Yeah, I know. 165 00:07:33,168 --> 00:07:34,595 All right, catch you later. 166 00:07:34,630 --> 00:07:36,306 - All right. See you. - Yeah. 167 00:07:38,509 --> 00:07:41,397 So far, Halloween wasn't going so bad. 168 00:07:59,825 --> 00:08:01,551 Get off! Right now! 169 00:08:05,053 --> 00:08:07,775 Well, I was right nine seconds ago. 170 00:08:13,063 --> 00:08:14,645 Oh, baby, what happened? 171 00:08:15,315 --> 00:08:16,815 I got hit with rotten eggs. 172 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:19,417 Oh! Don't you know better tean to stand around 173 00:08:19,418 --> 00:08:21,470 and let somebody hit you with rotten eggs? 174 00:08:21,471 --> 00:08:22,748 Look at your hair, boy. 175 00:08:22,824 --> 00:08:24,379 They ambushed me on the bus. 176 00:08:24,825 --> 00:08:26,481 Eww, Chris, you stink. 177 00:08:26,524 --> 00:08:28,083 Tonya, don'you think I know that? 178 00:08:28,084 --> 00:08:29,084 Girl, go on. 179 00:08:29,147 --> 00:08:30,284 Mama, Chris said he's not 180 00:08:30,285 --> 00:08:31,383 taking us trick-or-treating 181 00:08:31,384 --> 00:08:33,050 because he's going to a party. 182 00:08:33,091 --> 00:08:34,091 What party? 183 00:08:34,293 --> 00:08:35,439 Chris, why do I always 184 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,828 have to find out things from somebody else? 185 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,451 My mother hated "finding out about things." 186 00:08:41,452 --> 00:08:42,729 I was going to ask you. 187 00:08:43,153 --> 00:08:45,319 Keisha's friend Lisa is having a party. 188 00:08:45,922 --> 00:08:46,955 Can I go? 189 00:08:46,956 --> 00:08:47,956 Sure. 190 00:08:48,015 --> 00:08:49,015 I like Keisha. 191 00:08:50,095 --> 00:08:51,095 All right. 192 00:08:51,115 --> 00:08:53,000 What's the matter, you don't want to go? 193 00:08:53,001 --> 00:08:54,158 You just said I couldn't. 194 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:56,103 No, I didn't, boy, I just said yes. 195 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,160 You did?! 196 00:08:57,555 --> 00:08:59,132 Yeah. Should be fun. 197 00:08:59,867 --> 00:09:02,375 You can go after you bring Drew and Tonya back. 198 00:09:02,410 --> 00:09:04,668 And I'm going to need her address and telephone number. 199 00:09:04,704 --> 00:09:07,404 I need to know where you are, so I won't be worried. 200 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:10,423 Damn! 201 00:09:14,380 --> 00:09:16,253 ♪ Everybody hates Chris! ♪ 202 00:09:27,681 --> 00:09:29,524 Want me to make you a costume? 203 00:09:31,810 --> 00:09:33,865 Do you want me to make you a costume? 204 00:09:33,916 --> 00:09:34,756 Prince. 205 00:09:34,757 --> 00:09:35,757 What? 206 00:09:35,958 --> 00:09:37,791 Can you make me a Prince costume? 207 00:09:38,986 --> 00:09:39,914 Hmm. 208 00:09:40,437 --> 00:09:42,804 Okay, you guys, have fun and be careful. 209 00:09:42,838 --> 00:09:46,877 And, baby, make sure you take off the Darth Vader mask so you can breathe. 210 00:09:46,912 --> 00:09:49,494 Oh, and, Chris, I'll have your costume ready when you get home. 211 00:09:49,495 --> 00:09:51,445 Thanks, Mom. Oh, and y'all don't eat 212 00:09:51,446 --> 00:09:52,951 any candy until you get home either. 213 00:09:52,952 --> 00:09:54,155 My mother would never let us 214 00:09:54,156 --> 00:09:56,304 eat the candy before we got home. 215 00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:58,527 Don't eat the candy before I look at it! 216 00:09:58,751 --> 00:10:00,659 There could be poison or anything in there. 217 00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:02,562 One boy ate an apple with a razor blade in it, 218 00:10:02,563 --> 00:10:03,896 and it cut his head off. 219 00:10:06,929 --> 00:10:08,185 Where are we going? 220 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,940 We're gonna go trick-or-treat. 221 00:10:10,031 --> 00:10:11,475 Are you looking for Cocoa? 222 00:10:11,576 --> 00:10:12,576 Keisha. 223 00:10:12,828 --> 00:10:13,883 Her name is Keisha. 224 00:10:15,426 --> 00:10:16,790 Trick-or-treat! Trick-or-treat! 225 00:10:16,791 --> 00:10:18,105 Hey, look at y'all! 226 00:10:18,178 --> 00:10:19,941 - I like your costume. - Thank you. 227 00:10:19,942 --> 00:10:20,939 You're welcome. 228 00:10:20,940 --> 00:10:22,245 Chris, where's your costume? 229 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:24,444 I'm not trick-or-treating. I'm just taking them. 230 00:10:24,445 --> 00:10:25,778 Is Keisha here? No, why? 231 00:10:25,956 --> 00:10:28,161 We're supposed to be going to a party over at Lisa's, 232 00:10:28,162 --> 00:10:30,737 - but I lost her address. - Oh. 233 00:10:31,308 --> 00:10:32,635 I'll ask her about it. 234 00:10:32,904 --> 00:10:34,838 Okay, thank you. You're welcome. 235 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,878 - Tell your mama I said hi. - Okay. 236 00:10:58,556 --> 00:10:59,833 What are you doing now? 237 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:03,182 This candy is way too expensive to be given to one person. 238 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,689 I cannot believe you. 239 00:11:05,921 --> 00:11:07,476 I cannot believe you. 240 00:11:08,373 --> 00:11:09,589 $23 on candy. 241 00:11:09,921 --> 00:11:11,254 Well, I'm sorry, Julius. 242 00:11:12,024 --> 00:11:12,869 Huh? 243 00:11:12,893 --> 00:11:15,179 Well, this is our first Halloween in the neighborhood, 244 00:11:15,180 --> 00:11:17,624 and I just wanted to make a good impression. 245 00:11:19,787 --> 00:11:20,787 It's okay. 246 00:11:21,742 --> 00:11:24,186 You want to help me finish cutting these up? 247 00:11:24,646 --> 00:11:25,646 Okay. 248 00:11:26,099 --> 00:11:27,099 Here. 249 00:11:28,403 --> 00:11:30,180 Cut 'em real small. Right there. 250 00:11:33,965 --> 00:11:35,510 Can I eat some of my candy? 251 00:11:35,511 --> 00:11:37,622 No. You want your head to get cut off? 252 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:38,965 Now, let's go. 253 00:11:39,564 --> 00:11:41,119 I want to get to this party. 254 00:11:45,123 --> 00:11:46,123 Trick-or-treat. 255 00:11:46,828 --> 00:11:48,272 Well, where are your kids? 256 00:11:48,279 --> 00:11:50,528 Oh, they're outside-- just give me the candy 257 00:11:50,529 --> 00:11:51,917 and I'll give it to them. 258 00:11:53,189 --> 00:11:54,189 Trick-or-treat. 259 00:11:54,342 --> 00:11:56,953 I've got the best trick of all. 260 00:11:57,996 --> 00:11:58,996 Knowledge. 261 00:12:00,702 --> 00:12:01,702 Trick-or-treat. 262 00:12:01,756 --> 00:12:03,125 Hey, a ghost. 263 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:04,730 Ooh! 264 00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:05,861 Thank you, sir. 265 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,118 Trick-or-treat. 266 00:12:10,374 --> 00:12:12,335 Superhero-- that's good. 267 00:12:12,587 --> 00:12:14,078 Up, up and away! 268 00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:17,834 Trick-or-treat. 269 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:19,434 What are you? 270 00:12:19,435 --> 00:12:20,435 I'm a matador. 271 00:12:21,089 --> 00:12:22,089 Right. 272 00:12:23,436 --> 00:12:24,436 Ole! 273 00:12:27,797 --> 00:12:28,797 Trick-or-treat. 274 00:12:29,194 --> 00:12:31,417 I choose to trick: Pick a card. 275 00:12:32,851 --> 00:12:33,851 Trick-or-treat. 276 00:12:34,451 --> 00:12:36,339 Man, you've been here three times. 277 00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:38,410 That wasn't me, that was my brother. 278 00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:41,217 Trick-or-treat. 279 00:12:41,464 --> 00:12:42,715 Hey! Little dude 280 00:12:42,768 --> 00:12:44,289 - from across the street. - Hey. 281 00:12:44,324 --> 00:12:46,226 I didn't know you still went trick-or-treating. 282 00:12:46,227 --> 00:12:48,782 I'm not trick-or-treatin I'm just taking them. 283 00:12:48,878 --> 00:12:50,433 Hmm. Let me have some candy. 284 00:12:56,134 --> 00:12:58,689 Hey, you know where Lisa Patterson's party is? 285 00:12:59,005 --> 00:13:01,314 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's gonna be the jam. 286 00:13:01,853 --> 00:13:02,853 You going, too? 287 00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:05,960 I want to, it's just that I lost the address. 288 00:13:06,212 --> 00:13:07,317 You meet me on the corner 289 00:13:07,318 --> 00:13:09,012 a half an hour, we can go together. 290 00:13:09,013 --> 00:13:10,068 Okay, then, thanks. 291 00:13:11,444 --> 00:13:14,256 Okay, so why'd you let him take my candy bar? 292 00:13:15,656 --> 00:13:16,762 That's Mr. Harris. 293 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,262 He was the neighborhood butcher. 294 00:13:18,263 --> 00:13:19,067 But on Halloween, 295 00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:21,616 he became Sweet Tooth, the Candy Pimp. 296 00:13:21,617 --> 00:13:23,229 Candy, candy, candy! 297 00:13:24,174 --> 00:13:25,412 Halloween candy! 298 00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:27,703 So what you kids got in the bags? 299 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,218 Give it up to Sweet Tooth. 300 00:13:29,577 --> 00:13:31,188 Why don't you leave us alone? 301 00:13:31,433 --> 00:13:33,266 You know, this is a little light. 302 00:13:33,614 --> 00:13:35,435 - Hey! - But I'm gonna give you kids 303 00:13:35,436 --> 00:13:37,991 a chance to make it right for old Sweet Tooth. 304 00:13:38,042 --> 00:13:39,930 Give my sister her candy back now! 305 00:13:40,127 --> 00:13:42,549 I was so glad Drew didn't have a sword. 306 00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:43,950 Do I hear back talk? 307 00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:46,260 No. 308 00:13:46,415 --> 00:13:47,514 I thought not. 309 00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:49,370 Now, you kids 310 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,148 get to tricking and to treating. 311 00:13:51,978 --> 00:13:54,343 And you best to have all my candy. 312 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,543 Sweet Tooth died two years later 313 00:14:00,544 --> 00:14:02,488 of a bad case of gingivitis. 314 00:14:03,856 --> 00:14:06,587 - Mom, some pimp took all our candy. - What? 315 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,663 If I had my sword, it wouldn't have happed. 316 00:14:08,664 --> 00:14:10,164 Oh, I'm sorry. You know what? 317 00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:12,615 Next time I'm sending y'all over to Park Slope. 318 00:14:12,616 --> 00:14:14,918 Park Slope was the last thing on my mind. 319 00:14:14,919 --> 00:14:18,474 For the first time in my life, I was going to a party. 320 00:14:18,475 --> 00:14:20,419 Oh, and, Chris, I got your costume. 321 00:14:20,636 --> 00:14:22,373 Ooh, woo! 322 00:14:22,843 --> 00:14:25,262 Can I have your autograph, please? 323 00:14:26,641 --> 00:14:28,190 Do that thing, do that thing. 324 00:14:28,191 --> 00:14:29,191 ♪ Oh, oh! ♪♪ 325 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,543 Oh! One more time, one more time. 326 00:14:31,544 --> 00:14:32,544 ♪ Oh, oh! ♪ 327 00:14:34,328 --> 00:14:37,334 You left the address and the telephone number, right? 328 00:14:37,358 --> 00:14:38,803 I'm gonna leave it on the table. 329 00:14:38,804 --> 00:14:40,637 Okay. Don't mess up my coat, boy. 330 00:14:40,808 --> 00:14:42,558 Even though I didn't know the phone number, 331 00:14:42,559 --> 00:14:45,264 I was just going to a party a few blocks away. 332 00:14:45,265 --> 00:14:47,124 As long as I came back on time, 333 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:50,013 I didn't have anything to worry about. 334 00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:57,308 Now, this is what I'm talking about! 335 00:14:57,309 --> 00:14:58,642 I waited 13 years 336 00:14:58,666 --> 00:15:00,117 to get to my first party, 337 00:15:00,118 --> 00:15:01,451 and now I'm here. 338 00:15:01,470 --> 00:15:03,470 Let's get this party started! 339 00:15:04,618 --> 00:15:06,723 ♪ Break it up, break it up, break it up! ♪♪ 340 00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:08,446 ♪ Throw your hands in the air ♪ 341 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,782 ♪ Wave 'em like you just don't care ♪ 342 00:15:10,783 --> 00:15:11,977 ♪ And if you came to party ♪ 343 00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:14,755 ♪♪ Don't want to go home, somebody say, oh, yeah ♪ 344 00:15:23,596 --> 00:15:26,096 ♪ If your woman steps out with another man ♪♪ 345 00:15:26,756 --> 00:15:27,806 ♪ That's the breaks, that's the breaks ♪ 346 00:15:27,807 --> 00:15:29,973 ♪♪ And she runs off with him to Japan ♪ 347 00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,059 ♪ That's the breaks, that's the breaks ♪ 348 00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:34,282 ♪♪ And the IRS says they want to chat ♪♪ 349 00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:36,314 ♪ That's the breaks, that's the breaks ♪ 350 00:15:36,315 --> 00:15:38,622 ♪♪ And you can't explain why you paid your tax ♪♪ 351 00:15:38,623 --> 00:15:40,670 ♪ That's the breaks, that's the breaks ♪ 352 00:15:40,671 --> 00:15:42,948 ♪♪ And Ma Bell sent you a whopping bill ♪ 353 00:15:44,187 --> 00:15:46,089 They act like they've never seen 354 00:15:46,124 --> 00:15:48,144 a kid in a Prince suit before. 355 00:15:48,629 --> 00:15:51,406 I sure hope that's a girl and a guy. 356 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,531 ♪ That's the breaks, that's the breaks ♪ 357 00:15:53,532 --> 00:15:55,532 ♪♪ And yesterday you lost your job ♪ 358 00:15:55,536 --> 00:15:57,624 ♪ That's the breaks, that's the breaks ♪ 359 00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,543 ♪♪ Well, these are the breaks ♪ 360 00:15:59,779 --> 00:16:02,112 ♪ Break it up, break it up, break it up! ♪ 361 00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:06,494 Planned Parenthood, here we come. 362 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:16,300 Not another one. 363 00:16:18,507 --> 00:16:19,507 Hey, Julius. 364 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:20,306 Hey. 365 00:16:20,307 --> 00:16:21,794 - Is R... - Rochelle! 366 00:16:24,528 --> 00:16:25,818 Hey, girl, how you doing? 367 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:26,664 I'm okay. 368 00:16:26,665 --> 00:16:28,819 Chris came by earlier asking me about this party. 369 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:31,367 - Lisa's party. - Right. But he said that 370 00:16:31,487 --> 00:16:33,221 he was gonna see Keisha there. 371 00:16:33,256 --> 00:16:35,227 But I told Keisha she could not go to that party 372 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,630 'cause those kids are too old. 373 00:16:36,631 --> 00:16:38,728 - Ooh. Now, that's a problem. - Mm-hmm. 374 00:16:38,729 --> 00:16:40,135 I have the number. Come on in. 375 00:16:40,136 --> 00:16:41,136 Thank you. 376 00:16:44,535 --> 00:16:45,535 Shabazz Liquors. 377 00:16:46,093 --> 00:16:47,380 Shabazz Liquor?! 378 00:16:55,279 --> 00:16:56,204 What's going on, man? 379 00:16:56,205 --> 00:16:58,371 - Hey, let me get one. - You take this. 380 00:17:01,524 --> 00:17:02,524 Whoa... 381 00:17:02,827 --> 00:17:05,493 Take your time, man, slow it down, slow it down. 382 00:17:05,535 --> 00:17:06,481 Jerome's liver died 383 00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:08,315 three years before he did. 384 00:17:11,537 --> 00:17:13,425 Why don't you go ask her to dance? 385 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:16,029 I ain't never asked a girl to dance before. 386 00:17:16,446 --> 00:17:18,446 The worst thing she could say is no. 387 00:17:21,703 --> 00:17:22,803 Jerome was right. 388 00:17:22,804 --> 00:17:24,309 At that moment I realized 389 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:27,763 a woman needs a man to take control of a situation. 390 00:17:27,764 --> 00:17:29,561 And that's what I intended to do. 391 00:17:29,562 --> 00:17:30,562 Hey, Keisha, 392 00:17:30,915 --> 00:17:31,915 you want to dance? 393 00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:34,215 Hell, no! Are you crazy? 394 00:17:34,874 --> 00:17:36,575 Actually, all she said was no. 395 00:17:36,576 --> 00:17:39,278 But when you're 13, no sounds a lot like this... 396 00:17:39,279 --> 00:17:41,667 Why are you dressed in that stupid costume? 397 00:17:41,888 --> 00:17:43,888 What are you supposed to be anyways? 398 00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:46,525 Why are you here? Didn't nobody invite you. 399 00:17:46,838 --> 00:17:49,160 I invited Drew. Get out of my face. 400 00:17:51,297 --> 00:17:52,297 Dang, Keisha. 401 00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:54,792 All you had to say was no. 402 00:17:55,505 --> 00:17:56,560 Hey, you all right? 403 00:17:57,252 --> 00:17:58,252 I'll be okay. 404 00:17:58,758 --> 00:17:59,758 You want to dance? 405 00:18:02,509 --> 00:18:03,786 Th-This is a slow song. 406 00:18:04,269 --> 00:18:05,269 I know. 407 00:18:09,623 --> 00:18:11,234 You better not touch my butt. 408 00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:23,144 Lisa Patterson was the first girl that ever had pity on me. 409 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,922 To this day, I love pity. 410 00:18:26,293 --> 00:18:27,509 ♪ I love you ♪♪ 411 00:18:32,802 --> 00:18:35,508 ♪♪ I bet you didn't know that, girl ♪ 412 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,066 ♪ Y didn't know that ♪ 413 00:18:39,512 --> 00:18:41,034 ♪♪ I need you ♪ 414 00:18:42,971 --> 00:18:45,395 ♪♪ Right now, baby, right now, baby ♪ 415 00:18:45,948 --> 00:18:48,684 ♪ And I bet you didn't know that ♪ 416 00:18:49,681 --> 00:18:51,226 ♪ Ebony eyes... ♪♪ 417 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:54,855 All right, that's it. 418 00:18:59,196 --> 00:19:01,701 Man, I should have felt her ass. 419 00:19:01,702 --> 00:19:03,368 A brother's got to try. 420 00:19:03,451 --> 00:19:04,728 Maybe next time. 421 00:19:06,365 --> 00:19:08,807 Even though I'd been hit with rotten eggs, 422 00:19:08,808 --> 00:19:12,060 forced to go trick-or-treating, and humiliated by Keisha, 423 00:19:12,061 --> 00:19:14,949 at that moment, my dream was complete. 424 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,681 I had gone to a party, 425 00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,572 and nothing could take that away from me. 426 00:19:19,573 --> 00:19:20,684 Shabazz Liquor, huh? 427 00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:23,680 Okay, so I was wrong. 428 00:19:24,991 --> 00:19:27,140 ♪ Everybody hates Chris. ♪ 429 00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:29,664 Cfsmp3/Sixe/Birdyben FOROM.COM 430 00:19:29,714 --> 00:19:34,264 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31264

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