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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:06,903 --> 00:00:08,706 Since I was the only black kid at my school, 3 00:00:08,707 --> 00:00:10,561 I thought people stared at me all the time 4 00:00:10,562 --> 00:00:12,607 because they were fascinated with me. 5 00:00:12,608 --> 00:00:13,760 Check it out. His skin. 6 00:00:13,761 --> 00:00:15,211 Was your hair always like this? 7 00:00:15,234 --> 00:00:16,398 Do you know Gary Coleman? 8 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:21,892 But I found out they were just scared of me. 9 00:00:23,529 --> 00:00:26,807 She didn't come out of that classroom for a whole week. 10 00:00:27,384 --> 00:00:29,306 Can you tell me what's going on? 11 00:00:30,834 --> 00:00:32,500 There's rumor about the fight. 12 00:00:33,539 --> 00:00:35,589 I had a fight with Caruso, the school bully. 13 00:00:35,590 --> 00:00:36,578 He beat me so bad, 14 00:00:36,579 --> 00:00:39,040 I had to take the Underground Railroad home. 15 00:00:39,041 --> 00:00:40,339 Fight! Fight! 16 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,597 But somehow that story turned into this story. 17 00:00:43,598 --> 00:00:46,486 Chris hit him in the jaw so hard, my tooth fell out. 18 00:00:46,621 --> 00:00:48,094 Chris knocked Caruso's eye out, 19 00:00:48,095 --> 00:00:50,199 put it back, and then knocked it out again. 20 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,922 Chris beat the snot out of him. 21 00:00:52,003 --> 00:00:54,481 You can check his nose-- no snot! 22 00:00:54,681 --> 00:00:57,111 Chris chased him home, knocked out his family, 23 00:00:57,112 --> 00:00:58,498 then took their house. 24 00:00:59,173 --> 00:01:00,823 Now, when a rumor like this gets started, 25 00:01:00,824 --> 00:01:03,077 you never know where it's going to end up. 26 00:01:03,078 --> 00:01:04,411 Are you sure about this? 27 00:01:04,679 --> 00:01:07,487 Yes, sir. After Chris kicked his teeth out, he said, 28 00:01:07,488 --> 00:01:10,376 "And I better not see you trying to smile, cracker." 29 00:01:10,694 --> 00:01:11,694 Cracker... 30 00:01:11,892 --> 00:01:13,050 Yes, sir. Cracker. 31 00:01:13,093 --> 00:01:14,851 Dr. Raymond was the school principal, 32 00:01:14,852 --> 00:01:16,138 and the last thing I needed 33 00:01:16,161 --> 00:01:18,028 was for him to think I was making trouble. 34 00:01:18,029 --> 00:01:19,029 Thanks kid. 35 00:01:20,506 --> 00:01:21,835 That kid snitched so much, 36 00:01:21,836 --> 00:01:24,669 he made more money than the teachers. 37 00:01:24,978 --> 00:01:28,958 1x04 EVERYBODY HATES SAUSAGE 38 00:01:29,716 --> 00:01:33,655 Transcript: Cfsmp3 Adaptation: Sixe 39 00:01:33,784 --> 00:01:36,837 FOROM.COM 40 00:02:04,954 --> 00:02:05,999 Raise it up. 41 00:02:06,510 --> 00:02:08,501 Higher. Higher! 42 00:02:08,664 --> 00:02:10,013 Right there, it's good. 43 00:02:10,437 --> 00:02:11,394 All right. 44 00:02:11,395 --> 00:02:15,295 My brother Drew loved karate, and he didn't take lessons. 45 00:02:15,296 --> 00:02:17,698 All he had to do was see somebody do something, 46 00:02:17,699 --> 00:02:19,257 and then he could copy it. 47 00:02:19,258 --> 00:02:22,369 Today, you'd call that a "music producer." 48 00:02:25,455 --> 00:02:28,813 Chris! Breathe, breathe! 49 00:02:29,539 --> 00:02:30,539 Ahhhh... 50 00:02:30,697 --> 00:02:31,941 What are you doing? 51 00:02:32,012 --> 00:02:33,146 Practicing karate. 52 00:02:33,483 --> 00:02:35,293 What are you going to do with karate? 53 00:02:35,294 --> 00:02:38,248 My father didn't see the reason of learning anything 54 00:02:38,249 --> 00:02:40,082 that didn't get you a job. 55 00:02:46,968 --> 00:02:48,245 So how's school, Chris? 56 00:02:48,815 --> 00:02:51,704 You working on anthropology or paleontology, 57 00:02:51,978 --> 00:02:53,472 something complicated, I bet. 58 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:55,678 My mother thought I was learning all kinds of things 59 00:02:55,679 --> 00:02:57,183 'cause I went to a white school. 60 00:02:57,184 --> 00:02:59,128 Nope, it's just regular arithmetic. 61 00:02:59,319 --> 00:03:00,333 Y'all hear that? 62 00:03:00,334 --> 00:03:02,039 White kids are working on arithmetic. 63 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,889 Around here, they're still doing math. 64 00:03:03,890 --> 00:03:04,940 My mother always thought 65 00:03:04,941 --> 00:03:06,844 bigger words meant something better. 66 00:03:06,845 --> 00:03:08,801 Okay, say the blessing, baby. 67 00:03:09,516 --> 00:03:10,744 Where's the meat? 68 00:03:12,455 --> 00:03:13,601 We don't have any. 69 00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:15,462 Didn't you buy some porchops? 70 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,631 No, that meat was too expensive. 71 00:03:18,058 --> 00:03:21,409 I know we got some canned Spam or some Vienna sausage 72 00:03:21,764 --> 00:03:24,657 or bacon... or beef jerky. Some... 73 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,870 mean, what kind of meal is that without meat? 74 00:03:26,871 --> 00:03:28,354 It's a vegetarian meal. 75 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:32,877 Do I look like a vegetarian to you? 76 00:03:32,878 --> 00:03:34,155 I work 60 hours a week. 77 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:36,521 I lift papers and boxes all night. 78 00:03:37,086 --> 00:03:39,141 I don't want vegetables. I need meat. 79 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:40,573 Didn't you get paid today? 80 00:03:41,093 --> 00:03:42,426 I quit my job yesterday. 81 00:03:43,597 --> 00:03:45,219 Oh, I need you to be home 82 00:03:45,302 --> 00:03:46,302 early on Thursday 83 00:03:46,348 --> 00:03:47,792 so I can pick up my check. 84 00:03:48,901 --> 00:03:49,901 How come you quit? 85 00:03:50,058 --> 00:03:52,002 They were disrespecting me, Julius. 86 00:03:52,909 --> 00:03:55,364 My father always worked two jobs, 87 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:57,120 which made my mother so comfortable, 88 00:03:57,121 --> 00:03:59,566 she'd quit her job over anything. 89 00:03:59,567 --> 00:04:00,567 Check, please? 90 00:04:00,579 --> 00:04:01,883 And I mean anying. 91 00:04:01,884 --> 00:04:03,833 Now, do I look like I have your check? 92 00:04:03,834 --> 00:04:05,034 All that hollering at people. 93 00:04:05,035 --> 00:04:05,797 I don't need this. 94 00:04:05,821 --> 00:04:06,987 My husband has two jobs. 95 00:04:06,988 --> 00:04:08,749 I don't need to be here right now. 96 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:09,602 Hold my calls. 97 00:04:09,603 --> 00:04:11,077 Who are you hollering at? 98 00:04:11,211 --> 00:04:12,211 "Hold my calls." 99 00:04:12,416 --> 00:04:13,833 Hold your own damn call! 100 00:04:13,919 --> 00:04:14,974 I do not need this! 101 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:16,227 My man has two jobs! 102 00:04:16,262 --> 00:04:17,576 My mother seemed to always 103 00:04:17,577 --> 00:04:18,829 find work when she needed it, 104 00:04:18,830 --> 00:04:21,429 so my father didn't complain that much. 105 00:04:21,430 --> 00:04:22,611 That's okay, baby. 106 00:04:23,384 --> 00:04:25,939 I guess all those other people are just crazy. 107 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:29,739 That look means "I know I'm wrong, 108 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:32,573 but I'll be damned if I'll admit it." 109 00:04:35,344 --> 00:04:36,824 How about steak sauce? 110 00:04:36,864 --> 00:04:38,014 We got steak sauce? 111 00:04:38,915 --> 00:04:39,915 Hey, killer. 112 00:04:40,022 --> 00:04:41,022 Oh! Oh...! 113 00:04:44,421 --> 00:04:46,699 I've heard what you've been saying, Meadowlark. 114 00:04:46,723 --> 00:04:48,713 What? I haven't been saying anything! 115 00:04:48,749 --> 00:04:50,284 You don't think I have enough problems 116 00:04:50,285 --> 00:04:51,189 without people thinking 117 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,297 I'm going around stomping other people's teeth out? 118 00:04:53,298 --> 00:04:54,298 Do I need that?! 119 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:56,126 Then who's been saying it then? 120 00:04:56,505 --> 00:05:00,107 There's "Got your back" guys and "I'll be back" guys. 121 00:05:00,108 --> 00:05:01,108 Greg! 122 00:05:01,511 --> 00:05:04,622 Greg was a "I'm running like a bitch" guy. 123 00:05:08,619 --> 00:05:10,063 You two, in my office now. 124 00:05:14,370 --> 00:05:16,147 Dr. Raymond hated his job 125 00:05:16,172 --> 00:05:17,931 because he didn't get paid enough. 126 00:05:17,966 --> 00:05:21,227 ♪ Relax, don't do it, when you want to go to it... ♪ 127 00:05:21,283 --> 00:05:24,035 So he blew off steam by dancing the nights away 128 00:05:24,036 --> 00:05:25,813 with a few close friends. 129 00:05:26,188 --> 00:05:29,021 ♪ Relax, don't do it, when you want to step to it ♪ 130 00:05:30,258 --> 00:05:31,646 ♪ Relax, don't do it... ♪ 131 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:37,378 You think I like calling you into my office? 132 00:05:41,746 --> 00:05:43,579 That's not a rhetorical question. 133 00:05:44,031 --> 00:05:45,427 What's a rhetorical question? 134 00:05:45,450 --> 00:05:47,151 It's a question that doesn't need an answer 135 00:05:47,153 --> 00:05:48,993 because you already know the answer when you ask it. 136 00:05:49,028 --> 00:05:50,003 Who asked you? 137 00:05:50,108 --> 00:05:51,108 Exactly. 138 00:05:54,714 --> 00:05:55,825 Now let me be clear. 139 00:05:56,915 --> 00:05:59,019 If I have any more trouble from either of you, 140 00:05:59,020 --> 00:06:00,531 you're going to detention. 141 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:02,976 Detention was a step up from my old school. 142 00:06:02,977 --> 00:06:04,927 In my old school, if you did something wrong 143 00:06:04,928 --> 00:06:06,731 you had to fight the principal. 144 00:06:06,732 --> 00:06:08,533 You want to fight so bad?! Fight me! 145 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:09,756 I ain't scared of you! 146 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,325 Well, bring it! Bring it! 147 00:06:11,687 --> 00:06:12,740 Oh, no, you didn't! 148 00:06:12,741 --> 00:06:13,443 Come on! 149 00:06:13,444 --> 00:06:14,178 You, you, you...! 150 00:06:14,201 --> 00:06:15,592 You should have seen what happened 151 00:06:15,611 --> 00:06:16,820 when he tried to suspend her. 152 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:17,947 Why am I in trouble? 153 00:06:18,202 --> 00:06:19,047 You heard. 154 00:06:19,048 --> 00:06:20,214 He beat me up. 155 00:06:20,702 --> 00:06:21,702 No, I didn't. 156 00:06:22,153 --> 00:06:23,986 And he called me a white cracker. 157 00:06:24,158 --> 00:06:25,935 Can you believe this cracker? 158 00:06:26,612 --> 00:06:27,778 You got a point, son. 159 00:06:27,868 --> 00:06:28,761 Any more trouble, 160 00:06:28,762 --> 00:06:29,967 that's detention. 161 00:06:32,268 --> 00:06:34,045 Ain't this about a bitch? 162 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:38,571 What's this? Meat. 163 00:06:39,178 --> 00:06:40,473 Fresh sausage links. 164 00:06:40,728 --> 00:06:42,450 I got a deal from the meat man. 165 00:06:44,083 --> 00:06:45,637 In Bed-Stuy, "getting a deal" 166 00:06:45,638 --> 00:06:48,699 meant you bought something that was stolen. 167 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:51,698 Now, everybody knew the stuff was stolen, which was cool, 168 00:06:51,699 --> 00:06:54,532 as long as it wasn't stolen from you. 169 00:06:55,302 --> 00:06:57,528 Hey! This is mine! 170 00:07:02,710 --> 00:07:04,265 Julius, look at all of this. 171 00:07:04,971 --> 00:07:08,035 We'll be eating sausage every meal for a whole week. 172 00:07:08,618 --> 00:07:09,820 If you hadn't quit your job, 173 00:07:09,821 --> 00:07:11,575 maybe we'd have a little variety. 174 00:07:11,576 --> 00:07:12,576 Huh? 175 00:07:12,828 --> 00:07:14,544 Meat is good for society. 176 00:07:17,534 --> 00:07:19,645 He said you beat him up? 177 00:07:20,390 --> 00:07:22,834 Yeah, and I mean, like, Raymond believed it. 178 00:07:22,949 --> 00:07:25,295 A hundred kids saw me getting chased home. 179 00:07:25,296 --> 00:07:27,129 And now, everyone's afraid of me. 180 00:07:27,883 --> 00:07:30,299 Caruso's already beaten the heck out of me every day, 181 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:32,006 and I can't even try to defend myself 182 00:07:32,041 --> 00:07:33,896 without gettin' sent to detention. 183 00:07:34,019 --> 00:07:35,760 You know, I can't take this. 184 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:38,213 Well, why don't you just punch him in the face? 185 00:07:38,214 --> 00:07:39,380 You did do it before. 186 00:07:39,613 --> 00:07:42,779 I didn't just walk up there and pow, punch him in the face. 187 00:07:42,948 --> 00:07:43,993 I had a plan... 188 00:07:44,016 --> 00:07:45,622 which didn't include getting beat down, 189 00:07:45,623 --> 00:07:47,511 chased home and sent to detention. 190 00:07:47,526 --> 00:07:49,393 It was like I was getting my ass kicked 191 00:07:49,394 --> 00:07:51,227 for getting my ass kicked. 192 00:07:52,743 --> 00:07:54,848 Back at home, my mother was cooking. 193 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:57,799 I never knew how many meals you could make with sausage. 194 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,203 Chicken-fried sausage, 195 00:07:59,204 --> 00:08:00,648 sausage on a stick, 196 00:08:00,906 --> 00:08:04,350 kung-pao sausage-- but the was only one problem. 197 00:08:04,362 --> 00:08:05,362 I hate sausage. 198 00:08:05,662 --> 00:08:06,612 Oh, come on, baby. 199 00:08:06,613 --> 00:08:08,054 You haven't even tried it. 200 00:08:08,269 --> 00:08:09,880 That's 'cause I hate sausage. 201 00:08:10,930 --> 00:08:11,781 That look means 202 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:14,283 "There's a smack over here, if you want it." 203 00:08:14,284 --> 00:08:16,061 Can she just eat her vegetables? 204 00:08:17,046 --> 00:08:19,251 I thought vegetables wasn't a meal. 205 00:08:21,443 --> 00:08:23,144 Now, I should send you to Africa, 206 00:08:23,145 --> 00:08:24,700 since you don't want to eat. 207 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,757 My mother could deal with a lot of things, 208 00:08:26,758 --> 00:08:29,850 but a child who wouldn't eat wasn't one of it. 209 00:08:30,137 --> 00:08:33,081 You're going to sit there until you eat that sausage. 210 00:08:35,107 --> 00:08:37,095 That look means "I'm still thinking about 211 00:08:37,096 --> 00:08:39,651 knocking you out of that chair." 212 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:45,858 Go to bed, girl. 213 00:08:46,761 --> 00:08:48,963 People go to war over a lot of things: 214 00:08:48,964 --> 00:08:53,364 oil, land, lies, but this one started over sausage. 215 00:08:58,086 --> 00:08:59,220 Geez, what was that?! 216 00:08:59,221 --> 00:09:02,173 At school, Caruso tortured me every chance he got. 217 00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:03,174 A battery! 218 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:06,075 A 'D' They're packing heavy. 219 00:09:07,229 --> 00:09:08,442 Come on, man. Let's just go. 220 00:09:08,443 --> 00:09:09,443 No, no! 221 00:09:12,147 --> 00:09:13,535 I'm getting tired of him. 222 00:09:18,739 --> 00:09:20,112 Look out! 223 00:09:25,530 --> 00:09:26,552 Get out of here! 224 00:09:26,587 --> 00:09:29,881 If I'd have had a brick, I'd have hit him. 225 00:09:32,131 --> 00:09:34,742 Maybe he didn't see who threw it. 226 00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:38,699 Now, where was these guys when two guy got shot 227 00:09:40,564 --> 00:09:42,589 ♪ Everybody hates Chris. ♪ 228 00:09:48,783 --> 00:09:51,234 After being beat down and set up by Caruso, 229 00:09:51,235 --> 00:09:53,592 detentio was about the safest place I could be, 230 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,893 as long I followed the rules. 231 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:57,693 The rules are clearly posted. I suggest you read them. 232 00:09:57,694 --> 00:09:59,697 The rules were simple: you talk... 233 00:09:59,698 --> 00:10:01,050 Ten minutes of detention. 234 00:10:01,051 --> 00:10:03,101 If you eat... Ten minutes of detention. 235 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,324 If you sleep... 236 00:10:05,157 --> 00:10:06,545 Ten minutes of detention. 237 00:10:06,860 --> 00:10:08,212 If you did anything in detention 238 00:10:08,213 --> 00:10:10,258 other than sit down and shut up... 239 00:10:10,259 --> 00:10:11,536 Ten minutes of detention. 240 00:10:12,465 --> 00:10:14,165 Since I was the new guy in detention, 241 00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:17,277 everybody tried to get me in more trouble. 242 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:18,720 What? 243 00:10:18,723 --> 00:10:19,723 Ten minutes. 244 00:10:20,325 --> 00:10:22,041 - But for what? - 20 minutes. 245 00:10:29,632 --> 00:10:31,794 I didn't tell my mother I was in detention 246 00:10:31,795 --> 00:10:33,844 because then she'd come up to school. 247 00:10:33,845 --> 00:10:36,597 And there's nothing worse than a mad black woman 248 00:10:36,598 --> 00:10:38,264 at an all-white school. 249 00:10:38,599 --> 00:10:41,352 I thought I told you to be here, so I pick up my check. 250 00:10:41,353 --> 00:10:42,353 I missed my bus. 251 00:10:42,706 --> 00:10:45,206 What were you doing that you missed your bus? 252 00:10:45,361 --> 00:10:47,144 Uh, I... uh, I just forgot? 253 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:48,714 Oh. 254 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:50,414 So you forgot to come home? 255 00:10:50,921 --> 00:10:53,728 I'll look pathetic and she'll take pity. 256 00:10:53,729 --> 00:10:54,729 Uh-uh. 257 00:10:54,925 --> 00:10:55,776 What's this? 258 00:10:55,777 --> 00:10:57,221 It's a bucket and a mop... 259 00:10:57,277 --> 00:10:58,277 for mopping. 260 00:10:58,381 --> 00:11:00,380 Do the steps, the bathroom and the hall. 261 00:11:00,381 --> 00:11:03,406 This will help you to remember to get your butt home on time. 262 00:11:03,485 --> 00:11:05,151 I'm going to pick up my check. 263 00:11:07,794 --> 00:11:10,949 After two days, Tanya hadn't taken a bite of sausage. 264 00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:13,199 And after having it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, 265 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,951 she wasn't the only one who hated it. 266 00:11:14,952 --> 00:11:15,952 ... mm! 267 00:11:17,908 --> 00:11:18,908 Now, this is good. 268 00:11:18,910 --> 00:11:20,021 Isn't it good, baby? 269 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:25,047 Yeah. Yeah, it's good. 270 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,369 Mmm! 271 00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:28,723 It's better than those sausage-o's we had this morning, 272 00:11:28,724 --> 00:11:29,779 I'll tell you that. 273 00:11:31,484 --> 00:11:33,851 Well, anybody want some cake? 274 00:11:34,339 --> 00:11:35,839 Does it have sausage in it? 275 00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:37,288 We didn't usually have cake, 276 00:11:37,289 --> 00:11:39,788 but my mother was trying to get at Tanya. 277 00:11:39,789 --> 00:11:40,955 Can I have some cake? 278 00:11:41,090 --> 00:11:42,534 You can have some sausage. 279 00:11:42,894 --> 00:11:43,894 I told you. 280 00:11:46,049 --> 00:11:47,049 Sausage. 281 00:11:48,850 --> 00:11:50,905 Another day, another sausage 282 00:11:52,207 --> 00:11:54,310 Look, Tonya, if you don't want sausage, 283 00:11:54,311 --> 00:11:57,416 then you're probably better off eating lunch at school, then. 284 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,841 I hate school lunch. 285 00:11:59,273 --> 00:12:00,662 You want some sausage? 286 00:12:02,579 --> 00:12:03,729 Xie xie nin, Mama. 287 00:12:03,730 --> 00:12:06,069 - What? - It's "Thank you, Mom" in Chinese. 288 00:12:06,378 --> 00:12:08,980 When my brother got into something, he got into it. 289 00:12:08,981 --> 00:12:12,647 You know, he's getting Asian girls to this very day. 290 00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:13,766 Eh! Chris. 291 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,141 I didn't get my check yesterday 292 00:12:15,142 --> 00:12:16,692 because I Was late getting over there. 293 00:12:16,693 --> 00:12:19,137 I need you to have your behind home on time. 294 00:12:19,144 --> 00:12:20,387 Do you understand me, boy? 295 00:12:20,388 --> 00:12:21,388 Yes, ma'am. 296 00:12:22,237 --> 00:12:23,492 How many days did you get? 297 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,493 Three. 298 00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:27,350 Ooh, I better get in there. 299 00:12:27,351 --> 00:12:29,295 I can't be late getting home today. 300 00:12:29,599 --> 00:12:30,920 You are late. Ten minutes. 301 00:12:30,943 --> 00:12:32,355 But I was right outside the door. 302 00:12:32,356 --> 00:12:34,244 Outside is not inside. 20 minutes. 303 00:12:34,308 --> 00:12:36,474 Bu.. Would you like to try for minutes? 304 00:12:36,483 --> 00:12:38,163 I wonder how many minutes I'd get 305 00:12:38,164 --> 00:12:41,608 for knocking her upside the head with this book? 306 00:12:43,870 --> 00:12:44,671 Mo.. Eh! 307 00:12:44,672 --> 00:12:45,572 School... Don't...! 308 00:12:45,573 --> 00:12:46,573 But... Eh! 309 00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:49,126 That look means, "Get in this house 310 00:12:49,127 --> 00:12:52,015 before I smack the wax out your ears." 311 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,187 Baby, just try it. It's good. 312 00:13:12,297 --> 00:13:14,162 After a few days of sausage 313 00:13:14,163 --> 00:13:15,614 for breakfast, lunch and dinner, 314 00:13:15,615 --> 00:13:18,384 would you believe my mother started running out of ideas? 315 00:13:18,385 --> 00:13:20,321 Mmm! Sausage and Pop Tarts. 316 00:13:29,348 --> 00:13:31,162 You're eating the sausage. 317 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,842 Can I talk to you for a minute? 318 00:13:44,829 --> 00:13:48,737 Excuse me children, your father would like to talk to me. 319 00:13:51,287 --> 00:13:52,538 Let's talk. 320 00:13:56,157 --> 00:13:57,395 Baby, if she doesn't eat 321 00:13:57,396 --> 00:13:59,296 they could call child welfare on us. 322 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,799 Mm-mm, Julius, that little girl is testing me. 323 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,130 And if I let her tell me what she will and won't eat; 324 00:14:04,154 --> 00:14:05,855 the next thing you know, she'll be telling me 325 00:14:05,856 --> 00:14:06,962 what she will and won't wear. 326 00:14:06,963 --> 00:14:08,805 Then, the next thing you know, she'll be telling me 327 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,267 when she will and won't come home! 328 00:14:10,268 --> 00:14:11,467 And then the next thing you know, 329 00:14:11,491 --> 00:14:12,715 she's going to end up pregnant-- 330 00:14:12,738 --> 00:14:14,969 and I ain't taking care of no babies. 331 00:14:15,365 --> 00:14:17,673 My mother always thought anything that Tanya did wrong 332 00:14:17,674 --> 00:14:19,375 would eventually get her pregnant. 333 00:14:19,376 --> 00:14:21,182 And she ain't taking care of no babies. 334 00:14:21,183 --> 00:14:22,381 But it's been two days. 335 00:14:22,382 --> 00:14:24,604 Oh, Julius, it's been three days. 336 00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:25,912 Right. Three days. 337 00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:35,459 Did you feed her something? 338 00:14:42,513 --> 00:14:44,025 Here's a peanut butter sandwich. 339 00:14:44,026 --> 00:14:45,805 When your mama comes down, talk to the side, 340 00:14:45,829 --> 00:14:47,177 so she can't smell your breath. 341 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,178 And eat the crust. 342 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,234 I don't like crust! 343 00:14:49,482 --> 00:14:50,537 I don't like crust. 344 00:14:51,081 --> 00:14:52,227 Just eat it, girl. 345 00:14:54,587 --> 00:14:56,389 Would you believe my father had to come back 346 00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:57,945 and finish the crust? 347 00:14:58,652 --> 00:15:00,128 I'm sorry, baby. Julius! 348 00:15:00,153 --> 00:15:02,148 I understand what you're trying to do. 349 00:15:03,059 --> 00:15:04,660 We can put her on punishment. 350 00:15:04,661 --> 00:15:05,368 Whatever. 351 00:15:05,369 --> 00:15:07,546 I mean... but we have to feed her. 352 00:15:08,165 --> 00:15:09,165 The next time, 353 00:15:09,324 --> 00:15:11,046 why don't you let somebody know 354 00:15:11,122 --> 00:15:13,066 before you buy a whole crate 355 00:15:13,175 --> 00:15:14,175 of sausage! 356 00:15:14,674 --> 00:15:15,674 Thank you! 357 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,590 Next time why don't you let somebody know 358 00:15:20,626 --> 00:15:22,063 when you quit your job. 359 00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:23,888 I'm sorry? 360 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,340 Hey, uh... 361 00:15:25,494 --> 00:15:26,882 I-I was going tell you... 362 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,789 - I'm going to get chicken next time. - Okay. 363 00:15:28,813 --> 00:15:30,648 My man got some hook-up on the chicken. 364 00:15:30,649 --> 00:15:32,450 Dr. Raymond pulled me out of detention 365 00:15:32,451 --> 00:15:33,803 because he thought talking to me 366 00:15:33,804 --> 00:15:35,256 would keep me out of trouble. 367 00:15:35,257 --> 00:15:39,981 Son, I know things are rough for you here. 368 00:15:41,213 --> 00:15:44,356 But just because you don't have a father... 369 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,088 But I do have a father. 370 00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:49,377 Well, when your mother is on drugs... 371 00:15:49,738 --> 00:15:51,535 My mom's not on drugs. 372 00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:54,544 I understand, but being born a crack baby is no excuse. 373 00:15:54,545 --> 00:15:55,996 I wasn't born a crack baby. 374 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:56,997 Look, son. 375 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:58,525 I'm trying to help you. 376 00:15:59,401 --> 00:16:02,405 I know it's rough, but I suggest you try to fit in. 377 00:16:02,604 --> 00:16:05,082 And the next time you throw a battery, 378 00:16:05,959 --> 00:16:07,654 that's an automatic suspension. 379 00:16:07,698 --> 00:16:09,143 Why do I have to get suspended? 380 00:16:09,174 --> 00:16:10,695 Caruso's the one that started it. 381 00:16:10,718 --> 00:16:12,301 He's calling me names and beating butt 382 00:16:12,302 --> 00:16:13,468 every chance he gets. 383 00:16:13,607 --> 00:16:15,551 And I never called him a "cracker." 384 00:16:18,063 --> 00:16:19,210 Are you sure about this? 385 00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:20,211 Yeah. 386 00:16:20,863 --> 00:16:21,863 Good. 387 00:16:22,225 --> 00:16:24,123 To this day, I don't know if he believed me 388 00:16:24,124 --> 00:16:26,068 or he thought I was packing. 389 00:16:26,971 --> 00:16:28,082 Stay out of trouble. 390 00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:31,633 So what happened? 391 00:16:31,828 --> 00:16:33,343 Oh. Raymond let me go. 392 00:16:33,732 --> 00:16:35,383 But he thinks I'm a crack baby. 393 00:16:35,384 --> 00:16:37,085 Listen, I just want to get home. 394 00:16:37,086 --> 00:16:38,740 My mother is making spaghetti tonight. 395 00:16:38,741 --> 00:16:40,791 It was the only time that week she made a meal 396 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,236 that actually went with sausage. 397 00:16:44,312 --> 00:16:46,437 Hey, it's Tenspeed and Brownshoe. 398 00:16:46,712 --> 00:16:49,349 What, no detention today? 399 00:16:49,514 --> 00:16:51,928 Look, why don't you just leave me alone? 400 00:16:51,957 --> 00:16:53,424 I mean, what do you want me to do? 401 00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:56,066 Go around and tell everybody that you beat the heck out of me? 402 00:16:56,101 --> 00:16:56,932 Yeah. 403 00:16:57,042 --> 00:16:58,287 Fine. I'm just getting tired 404 00:16:58,288 --> 00:16:59,388 of you messing with me. 405 00:16:59,389 --> 00:17:00,490 Oh, "I'm just getting tired 406 00:17:00,491 --> 00:17:01,879 of you messing with me." 407 00:17:02,544 --> 00:17:05,266 You just can't reason with a bully. 408 00:17:05,302 --> 00:17:06,302 I don't care. 409 00:17:08,199 --> 00:17:09,151 Greg... 410 00:17:09,152 --> 00:17:11,763 I told you, running like a bitch. 411 00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,366 I know it looks like I'm taking the high road, 412 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,364 but all I'm doing is buying me. 413 00:17:16,365 --> 00:17:18,928 Remember, bullies are kind of like dogs. 414 00:17:18,929 --> 00:17:22,151 They usually don't chase you unless you run. 415 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:27,647 What are you doing? 416 00:17:27,648 --> 00:17:28,759 I'm getting revenge. 417 00:17:30,254 --> 00:17:31,576 ♪ You can't hide ♪ 418 00:17:31,672 --> 00:17:33,051 Think he went outside?! 419 00:17:48,781 --> 00:17:52,169 Just how long is he going to wait to stop this? 420 00:17:55,586 --> 00:17:56,586 All of you. 421 00:17:56,995 --> 00:17:57,995 In my office. 422 00:17:58,592 --> 00:17:59,592 Now. 423 00:18:03,355 --> 00:18:04,410 Pick that stuff up. 424 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,707 Despite numerous internal injuries, 425 00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:12,041 seeing Caruso go to detention still felt good. 426 00:18:17,419 --> 00:18:19,480 That night, I got home on time, 427 00:18:19,481 --> 00:18:20,974 my mother got her check, 428 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:24,030 but Tanya still wouldn't eat her sausage. 429 00:18:24,178 --> 00:18:26,488 Baby, just try it, okay? 430 00:18:28,086 --> 00:18:29,197 But I don't like it. 431 00:18:29,877 --> 00:18:32,433 But if you don't try it, you'll never know. 432 00:18:33,095 --> 00:18:34,496 I didn't used to like your father, 433 00:18:34,497 --> 00:18:35,889 and now I do. 434 00:18:36,257 --> 00:18:38,671 And I definitely didn't like you, Tanya. 435 00:18:38,795 --> 00:18:39,957 I never liked Drew. 436 00:18:40,916 --> 00:18:42,249 And I hated your mother. 437 00:18:44,396 --> 00:18:45,675 Come on, baby, you can do it. 438 00:18:45,676 --> 00:18:47,302 Just try it. A little bit. 439 00:18:48,329 --> 00:18:49,329 Okay. 440 00:19:01,652 --> 00:19:02,652 It's good. 441 00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:07,462 Now I'd love to sit here and tell you 442 00:19:07,463 --> 00:19:09,464 that we had the sort of loving family 443 00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:10,868 that worked out all its problems 444 00:19:10,869 --> 00:19:13,373 with love, compassion and patiente... 445 00:19:13,374 --> 00:19:15,984 that we ended every day with hugs and laughter... 446 00:19:15,985 --> 00:19:18,818 but here's what really happened that night: 447 00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:25,032 Baby, just try it, okay? 448 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,741 But I don't like it. 449 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,665 You're going to eat this sausage! 450 00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:31,406 Do you hear me?! God, do you think 451 00:19:31,407 --> 00:19:32,406 I'm playing with you?! 452 00:19:32,407 --> 00:19:33,573 Oh, no! No! Rochelle! 453 00:19:33,858 --> 00:19:34,858 No! Rochelle! 454 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,708 Rochelle, no, no, no, no! 455 00:19:38,954 --> 00:19:40,175 It took us about an hour 456 00:19:40,176 --> 00:19:42,373 to get my mother off of Tanya's behind, 457 00:19:42,374 --> 00:19:45,178 but eventually, Tanya did eat her sausage. 458 00:19:45,179 --> 00:19:47,731 And as for my mother, well, to this very day, 459 00:19:47,732 --> 00:19:50,398 she still ain't raising no babies. 460 00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:54,998 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34199

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