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1982.
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That was the year I turned 13.
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Before I was a comedian, I thought
the coolest thing that would happen to me
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was being a teenager.
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I was gonna have women, money, stay out late.
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I thought it was gonna be the bomb.
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'sup?
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Chris! Chris! Chris!
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Boy, was I wrong!
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Chris!
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Get in the bathroom and
wipe the pee off the toilet seat!
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Disgusting!
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When I was 13, my mother convinced
my father to move us out of the Project.
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She always said Project is
just another word for experiment.
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In a lab, the government gives rats cheese.
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In the Projetcs,
the governement gives people cheese.
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Dad, can we stop at McDonald's?
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You guys have MacDonald's money?
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Julius, the kids have to eat.
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They ain't got to eat MacDonald's.
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We got some beloni in the back. I'll pull over.
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My father Julius always kept
beloni handy just in case.
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We get one combo meal.
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Drew gets the burger, Tonya gets the fries,
Chris you can have the drink.
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One time I just got ice.
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We moved to an apartment in Bedstyle, Brookyn.
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Now had we known that Bedstyle
would be the center of a crack epidemic,
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I guess we'd have picked some place else.
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Bedstyle even had its own motto:
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"Bedstyle, do or die"
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Look at that! Look at that!
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Those were some of the guys that were gonna die.
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If I ever catch any of y'all spray painting
on anybody's wall,
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I'm gonna put my foot so far up your behind,
you'll have toes for teeth.
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Get inside.
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That's my mother Rochelle.
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She had a hundred recipes for whooping ass.
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Boy, I will slap the caps off your knees.
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I will knock you into last night.
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I will slap your name out the phonebook
and call my Bell and tell I didn't.
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That's my younger brother Drew.
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There's nothing worse than
having a little brother that's bigger than you.
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My sister Tonya was the youngest and
would do anything to get me in trouble.
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Chris, clean that mess up.
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- Tonya did it.
- Huh-uh!
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Did I ask you that?
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Since I was the oldest,
I had to be the emergency adult.
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If you smell smoke,
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and you think the house is gonna catch fire,
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get your brother and your sister
and get out of here.
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If you smell gaz and you think
the house is gonna blow up,
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get your brother and your sister
and get out of here.
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If you smell smoke,
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and your brother catches on fire,
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get your sister and get out of here.
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Fortunately, the house never caught fire...
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and neither did my brother.
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Mom, why is it that Drew and Tonya
get to go to school in our own neighborhood
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but I have to go all way out to Brooklyn Beach?
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Brooklyn Beach was a poor italian neighborhood
on the other side of town.
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It was just like Bedstyle,
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take away the gangs, add the mob.
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Because the junior high school
around here is like a
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hoodlum factory.
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And those white kids, they get an education.
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Not a Harvard type education,
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just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store type
education.
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Hey, dad.
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Hey, baby.
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What's up, dad?
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Hey, daddy.
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Hey, baby.
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Tonya was my father's favorite.
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What's wrong with your oatmeal?
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Chris made it too lumpy.
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And she knew it.
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You don't have to eat it
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I know you're not gonna threw that away.
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Eat that.
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That's 30 cent worth of oatmeal.
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My father always knew what everything costs.
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That's a dollar 9 cent in the trash.
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That's 2 dollars on fire.
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That's 49 cent of spilled milk
dripping all over my table.
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Somebody's gonna drink this milk.
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Baby did you see this?
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I've paid this.
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- It says you paid half.
- I know.
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I gave you all the money how come
you only paid half the bill.
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I cannot even believe that you'd ask me that.
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Just asking you a question. I'm trying to find out
what's going on around here.
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No, you're not. You're questioning my judgement.
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You act like there's not
a big red bill sitting on the table.
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Okay, fine.
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You do it then.
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- I will.
- Okay.
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- I am.
- Good.
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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My parents taught me love is never
having to say "kiss my ass".
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Where the stamps at?
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I was never cool growing up.
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The coolest thing about me was
this pair of white sneakers I had.
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No, no, no, no.
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Boy, you're not going to school in no sneakers.
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Believe it or not, there was a time where
you couldn't wear sneakers everywhere.
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Why? Everybody else wears sneakers.
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Because you look raggity.
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Plus, you have an assembly today.
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Boy, you're gonna lost your mind.
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My mother hated raggity.
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She always said it's better to be poor
and neat than rich and raggity.
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I think she said that because we were poor.
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Here.
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Wear Drew's good shoes.
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I hate these shoes.
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And everybody will make fun of me at school.
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You've only been going there for a week.
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You don't know everybody.
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I was the only black kid at the school.
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They know me.
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This is so embarassing.
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How come he's wearing my shoes?
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Because you only have one pair of feet.
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but, Chris, don't fool around after school.
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I need you to be here
to let Drew and Tonya in, okay?
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You won't be here?
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No, I gotta work today.
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But you know the drill.
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Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
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Daddy's gonna be asleep
and don't wake him up 'til 5 o'clock.
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That's right.
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Chris!
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You got your bus pass?
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Yeah, um...
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- Somewhere around here...
- Hmm-hm.
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You keep on. You lose this bus pass and
your behind is gonna be walking to school.
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Oh.
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- Here's 2 dollars for lunch.
- Thanks.
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All right, now be good.
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- Bye, mom.
- Bye, mommy.
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Bye, baby.
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Hold your sister's hand.
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Now go in the street.
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Keisha was the girl next door.
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At 13, I didn't know a lot about sex.
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But I knew she had something to do with it.
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Hey, Drew!
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Drew?
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What's up, Keisha?
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You know her?
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Yeah.
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Drew was so cool he got girls
at 10 that I couldn't get until I was 30.
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Listen, when y'all get to the house,
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don't ring the bell or knock on the door.
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Just wait, okay?
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Whatever.
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What if I have to go to the bathroom?
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Go at school.
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That bathroom is so nasty.
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Listen...
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You wake up daddy,
he's gonna punch me square in the face,
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and if he does that,
I'm gonna punch you in the face
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and then he's gonna kill me and wound up in jail.
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Now do you want daddy to go to jail?
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No.
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No?
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Alright then.
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Even when my mother got mad,
she still made my dad's dinner.
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...on my mind.
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Vegetables, patatoes and its favorite:
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a big piece of chicken.
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I had to take two buses to school everyday.
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Was the junior high school
across the street really that bad?
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Like rock 'n roll,
school shootings were also invented by blacks
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and stolen by the white man.
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My first bus was the 26.
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I read the newspaper every single day.
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I learnt more in the way to school
than I learnt at school.
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My next bus was the 44.
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I was the only black person on the bus.
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And nobody was sitting next to me.
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I mean nobody.
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If you think she's mad now,
wait 'til her daughter brings home O.J.
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My mother thought going to a white school
meant I would get a better education
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and I would be safer.
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Wrong!
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That's Joey Caruso.
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A little thug with a big chip on his shoulder.
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You know I manage to avoid him
before I wore these shoes.
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Nice shoes, Bojangles.
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Bojangles?
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That's not what your mother call me
when I was tap dancing with her draws last night.
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I know you think I'm crazy.
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But if I let him get away with that,
he'd be doing it all year.
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Now I couldn't beat him,
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but I thought maybe I could outblack him.
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- What?
- Did I stutter?
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You know who I am?
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You step on my shoe again
and I'm gonna tell you who I am.
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I don't play that.
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I'm from Bedstyle, boy.
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I bring half a marcy up in here.
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I will beat your butt so bad.
You're gonna need crutches in your sleep.
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Hey, this might work.
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You know what else I'm gonna do?
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What's your name?
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Chris.
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I'm Dr. Raymond your new principle.
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Now get off my feet.
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That's funny?
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That's not funny.
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What's your name, son?
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Caruso.
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Fix yourself up next time you come to my school.
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See those shoes?
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They say something.
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They say I'm a student,
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I want to learn.
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I want more of that.
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And less of this.
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Don't bump into me again.
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Even though Caruso was messing with me,
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getting embarrassed made him even madder.
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So you know what's coming next...
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This isn't over, nigger!
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He got away with calling me nigger that day.
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The later in life he said it at a DMX concert
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and almost got stomped to death.
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You're really from "Bedstyle do or die"?
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Yeah.
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You've ever been shot.
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No.
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At least not yet.
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- I'm Greg.
- I'm Chris.
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Greg wasn't my first choice for a friend.
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But mutual ass kicking seem
to bring people together.
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- Cool shoes.
- Thanks.
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If that was the new principle,
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who was the old one?
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I didn't touch her!
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Mr. Palmer was accused of doing something
that we can't tell you about
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because of the network sensus.
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The school settled the lawsuit out of court
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and he's not allowed to teach anymore.
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If he moves to your neighborhood,
you'll get a warning.
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Back at home, my father should have been in bed.
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But he'd rather lose sleep than money.
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What are you doing?
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I'm paying the bills.
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See, it says 40 dollars,
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I'm paying 40 dollars.
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And that's exactly why
I don't let you pay the bills.
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- Where are you going?
- To work!
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Is Chris gonna be home in time to wake me up?
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Can I see in the future?
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What's wrong with you?
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Probably can see in the future!
260
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By lunch time, I was starving.
261
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I'm gonna go get a hotdog.
262
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I'm gonna get a slice of pizza.
263
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Give me back my bus pass.
264
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You want it, take it you little...
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After school, Satchmo.
266
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After school, I had a plan.
267
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This is crazy!
268
00:12:00,217 --> 00:12:02,565
Man, it's a school fight.
School fights only last a minute
269
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because somebody always comes and breaks them up.
270
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All I have to do is get in the first punch.
271
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Somebody will stop it.
272
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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
273
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What are you waiting for...
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Cornbread!
275
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This should be over any minute!
276
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Somebody's gonna stop this!
277
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:03,621
Wait! Wait! Wait!
278
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Wait for me!
279
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Thank you! Thank you! Yeah...
280
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Come on, 'mam! Come on! I've got a schedule.
281
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Wait! Hold on, please!
282
00:13:11,986 --> 00:13:13,372
There's a kid trying to catch you.
283
00:13:13,464 --> 00:13:14,654
Yeah, I know. I see.
284
00:13:15,216 --> 00:13:16,792
Wait! Wait! Wait!
285
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I bet you don't get me tomorrow.
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I bet I do.
287
00:13:24,201 --> 00:13:25,117
You do? I gotta close now.
288
00:13:25,153 --> 00:13:26,352
Cut that out, you bunch of hoots!
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Back off!
290
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I was still hungry but I was almost home.
291
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What could go wrong now?
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Dad!
293
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Dad!
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Dad!
295
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,976
That girl is trying to get me killed.
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Dad!
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Da...
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Girl, you want daddy to go to jail?
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I told her to quit.
300
00:13:49,071 --> 00:13:50,510
I have to go to the bathroom.
301
00:13:50,595 --> 00:13:51,737
I told you to go at school.
302
00:13:51,852 --> 00:13:53,164
That bathroom is nasty.
303
00:13:56,751 --> 00:13:58,217
Listen, we're going in.
304
00:13:58,686 --> 00:14:01,031
But once we get in, I don't wanna hear any noise.
305
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None. Do you understand?
306
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Yes.
307
00:14:16,905 --> 00:14:18,913
My father always slept in his uniform.
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That way when he woke up,
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he'd be ready to go.
310
00:14:25,054 --> 00:14:27,733
...gonna pay bills. I'll pay the bills.
311
00:14:41,795 --> 00:14:45,503
You may not think messing up
a pair of 40 dollars shoes is such a big deal,
312
00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:49,217
but you have to realize that
my father's car only cost 65 dollars.
313
00:14:49,394 --> 00:14:51,202
I had to get those shoes clean.
314
00:15:19,114 --> 00:15:21,725
For the first time that day,
things were going allright.
315
00:15:27,084 --> 00:15:30,341
All I had to do now was
keep everybody quiet 'til 5 o'clock.
316
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,586
Dad. Dad.
317
00:15:44,808 --> 00:15:45,614
Time to get up.
318
00:15:47,635 --> 00:15:48,637
It's 5 o'clock?
319
00:15:49,526 --> 00:15:50,091
Yep.
320
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,293
It's not 4:59?
321
00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:54,885
Nop.
322
00:15:58,410 --> 00:15:59,950
Which job am I going to?
323
00:16:00,171 --> 00:16:01,844
You're driving a truck.
324
00:16:11,058 --> 00:16:12,311
Hello.
325
00:16:12,459 --> 00:16:14,112
Hey, baby. It's mommy.
326
00:16:14,258 --> 00:16:15,278
Is your father up?
327
00:16:15,463 --> 00:16:16,895
- Yep.
- Good, good, good.
328
00:16:17,165 --> 00:16:20,316
Take his plate out of the refrigerator
and put it in the oven for him.
329
00:16:20,691 --> 00:16:21,560
What plate?
330
00:16:21,639 --> 00:16:23,306
The one with the big piece of chicken.
331
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:41,928
Haven't I told you
"do not eat the big piece of chicken"?
332
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:43,162
But I was still hungry.
333
00:16:43,328 --> 00:16:46,584
My mother wasn't really mad at me,
she was looking out for my father.
334
00:16:46,727 --> 00:16:47,963
You see how big he is.
335
00:16:48,161 --> 00:16:49,777
She didn't want him to go to work hungry.
336
00:16:49,827 --> 00:16:52,416
Because if he goes to work hungry
then he'll be grouchy.
337
00:16:52,496 --> 00:16:54,793
And if he's grouchy,
he might call his boss Cracker.
338
00:16:54,935 --> 00:16:56,377
And if he calls his boss Cracker
339
00:16:56,457 --> 00:16:58,560
then we'll live in the Projects again.
340
00:16:58,746 --> 00:17:04,074
But do not eat the biggest piece of chicken.
341
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:05,870
Do you understand?
342
00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:14,465
At least, you didn't mess up these school shoes.
343
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:21,357
Come over here and give me some sugar.
344
00:17:25,684 --> 00:17:27,210
Now go to bed.
345
00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,785
- Rochelle.
- What?
346
00:17:34,485 --> 00:17:36,738
Look, I'm not trying to tell you what to do.
347
00:17:36,826 --> 00:17:39,506
But I'm working hard trying to pay for this place,
you know that.
348
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:42,779
Julius, just because you make money
doesn't mean you know how to spend it.
349
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,867
You gotta know how to work the system.
350
00:17:45,187 --> 00:17:47,243
- What system?
- The debt system.
351
00:17:47,995 --> 00:17:50,387
I run this house like they run the country...
352
00:17:50,462 --> 00:17:51,563
on a deficit.
353
00:17:51,713 --> 00:17:52,940
Rent is due on the 3rd,
354
00:17:53,029 --> 00:17:55,968
I don't pay 'til the 9th because
you don't get your check 'til the 7th.
355
00:17:56,047 --> 00:17:57,760
If you pay the light bill now,
356
00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:00,019
I won't have money for the groceries,
the rent will be late
357
00:18:00,052 --> 00:18:01,482
and then you'll have to work overtime.
358
00:18:01,512 --> 00:18:03,003
You want to work overtime again, Julius?
359
00:18:03,070 --> 00:18:04,098
No, I don't think so.
360
00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:05,623
If we don't owe people money,
361
00:18:05,716 --> 00:18:07,684
we won't have any money at all.
362
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,309
Um...
363
00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:15,030
why didn't you just say that then?
364
00:18:15,116 --> 00:18:16,718
Because you didn't ask.
365
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:22,059
Baby...
366
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:23,965
Don't baby me.
367
00:18:24,889 --> 00:18:25,721
Come here.
368
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,764
I'm sorry, okay?
369
00:18:31,285 --> 00:18:33,117
Who told you to open the mail anyway?
370
00:18:34,511 --> 00:18:35,730
Come here, Pooky.
371
00:18:35,889 --> 00:18:38,235
Last time you said Pooky I got pregnant.
372
00:18:38,347 --> 00:18:40,198
You're my Pooky. You're always my Pooky.
373
00:18:40,283 --> 00:18:40,898
No Pooky.
374
00:18:40,991 --> 00:18:42,760
Okay, little bit of Pooky.
375
00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:45,897
- Love you.
- I love you too.
376
00:18:49,956 --> 00:18:52,375
My dad always checked on us in between jobs:
377
00:18:52,514 --> 00:18:55,051
his night job and his late at night job.
378
00:18:55,896 --> 00:18:56,814
Dad?
379
00:18:57,509 --> 00:18:59,559
Hey, man. I thought you were asleep.
380
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:03,263
I'm sorry I ate the big piece of chicken.
381
00:19:03,789 --> 00:19:05,738
That was 89 cent worth of chicken.
382
00:19:06,339 --> 00:19:08,159
What? You didn't get enough to eat at school?
383
00:19:08,476 --> 00:19:09,445
I was still hungry.
384
00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:10,819
Now I'm still hungry.
385
00:19:12,575 --> 00:19:15,814
Look, next time,
eat a little some extra breakfast, okay?
386
00:19:16,049 --> 00:19:16,568
Okay.
387
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:18,600
Here.
388
00:19:19,581 --> 00:19:21,252
And don't go pulling this money out.
389
00:19:21,346 --> 00:19:22,824
somebody'd try to rob you.
390
00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:25,781
Don't tell your mother about this.
391
00:19:28,183 --> 00:19:29,479
Everything okay at school?
392
00:19:29,892 --> 00:19:31,422
I didn't tell him about the fight.
393
00:19:31,935 --> 00:19:34,335
My dad went to school during the civil rights era.
394
00:19:34,685 --> 00:19:38,201
After hoses, tanks and a dog bites on your ass,
395
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:41,016
somehow Joey Caruso didn't compare.
396
00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:43,617
Yeah, it was alright.
397
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,317
Okay. I'll see you in the morning.
398
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,664
My father wasn't the type to say "I love you".
399
00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:53,469
He was one of four fathers on the block.
400
00:19:53,562 --> 00:19:56,151
"I'll see you in the morning"
mean he was coming home.
401
00:19:56,299 --> 00:19:59,255
Coming home was his way of saying "I love you".
402
00:19:59,771 --> 00:20:02,596
Unplug that clock boy.
You can't tell time when you sleep.
403
00:20:03,112 --> 00:20:04,447
That's 2 cents an hour.
404
00:20:06,948 --> 00:20:09,165
What the hell happened to my towel?
405
00:20:10,278 --> 00:20:12,921
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