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Life goes on, and so do we
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Just how we do it
is no mystery
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Sometimes the answer
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can be hard to find
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that's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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Rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
as life goes on
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We share it all
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as life goes on
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- Morning, Charley.
- Morning, westons.
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Mail call.
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Ah, somebody's due
for a rabies vaccination.
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Question for the room.
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I got a raise, don't ask me why.
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And suddenly my paycheck
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is smaller than it was
last week.
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It seems like most of the money
is going to this fica guy.
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Who is he? And why is
he sponging off the dietzter?
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Fica's a plant.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Fica is an acronym
for federal insurance...
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Daddy?
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The federal insurance...
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ca.
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I've... I have no idea
what fica stands for.
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Ah, don't worry about it.
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You lost me
back there at "acronym."
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Well, whatever this fica thing
is, I won't stand for it.
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I mean, it's not right
for somebody on the outside
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to come in and take stuff
that doesn't belong to them.
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Jean Douglas.
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I don't know any Jean Douglas.
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Oh, oh, Jean Douglas.
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Jean Douglas. We went
to the sixth grade together.
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Little Jeannie Douglas.
I have no idea who this is.
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What does the letter say?
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Well, she's coming
to Miami on business,
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and wants to get together
on Thursday, the 12th.
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That's today.
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Today? She can't come today.
I don't know who she is.
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Wait a minute, wait.
Jean mcdowell.
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That's her maiden name.
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Jeannie mcdowell.
Little Jeannie mcdowell.
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Her, I remember.
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In fact, I thought she was
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the prettiest girl
I'd ever seen.
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Prettier than me daddy?
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No. Carol, come on.
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No, but she was
the first girl I ever loved.
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Boy, I'll never forget
that one Saturday.
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Jean and I were gonna go
to the movies,
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you know, like we always did,
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and what she didn't know
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was I was planning
on stealing my first kiss.
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Girls: Aww.
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Yeah, I wanted everything
to be perfect,
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but, unfortunately,
wuthering heights
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had just completely its run
at the movie house
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and Francis the talking mulejoins the army
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was now playing.
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But I figured, you know,
we can work on that.
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I figured that while she's
laughing,
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I can catch her off guard
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and plant one on her.
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Oh, daddy, that's so cute.
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Yeah, well,
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things didn't go
exactly as I had planned.
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Now, I always met Jean
in soldier park.
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I can't remember why it
was called soldier park. But...
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Anyway, I was waiting for Jean
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when this other kid
Eric Lancaster shows up.
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And he said that my mom
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wanted me to come home
right away
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because my dog
was trapped under my porch.
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Eric agreed to wait for Jean
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and tell her I'd be right back.
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But what Eric actually told Jean
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was something else entirely.
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Call me naive, but it never
occurred to me that...
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I'd just been had.
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So your dog wasn't trapped
under the porch?
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No, when I got home,
he was fine.
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So you put two and two together
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and you figured out that Eric
had played you for the fool.
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No, I just figured my dog
had managed to get free.
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- Daddy.
- Well, come on.
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I was a very trusting child.
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You have to remember
things were simpler back then.
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I mean, we believed
that talking mules
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could battle fascism.
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Anyway, I picked up
a couple of ice cream cones
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and headed back to the park,
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where I waited for Jean.
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And waited.
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And waited.
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And waited.
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Poor daddy.
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Yeah, you were so pathetic.
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Sweetheart, could we
just stick with "poor daddy"?
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Then what happened?
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The next afternoon,
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I confronted Jean and Eric
in the park.
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I tried to explain to Jean
what had happened,
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but somehow, Eric made
it sound like I was the liar.
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Finally,
I turned to Jean and said,
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"you decide."
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Talk about a painful decision.
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There was no convincing Jean.
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But I was determined to give
Eric a piece of my mind.
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Why is it a crowd always
mysteriously appears
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when there's a fight?
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How bad did you beat him up?
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Well, let's just say, uh,
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I had him on his knees.
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So, I never got my kiss
from little jeanie mcdowell.
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- Oh.
- Daddy, about Jean.
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Yes, dear?
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Am I really prettier
than she was?
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- Yes, dear.
- How about Barbara?
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Is Barbara prettier
than she was?
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Much.
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What's that
supposed to mean, daddy?
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Nothing, dear.
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You're pretty, Barbara's pretty.
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I'm pretty. We're all
prettier than Jean.
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- Good morn...
- Ho!
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Oh, you nearly
scared me to death.
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Don't you think you ought
to announce your presence first?
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I'm, I'm sorry, I don't know
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what I could have been thinking,
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just walking into this office,
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the one with my name
on the door.
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I'm sorry, I guess
I'm just a little jumpy
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over this here article
I'm a-readin'.
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"Fetus does mom's taxes
from the womb?"
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Laverne, I'm ashamed
that you're reading that.
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That's trash.
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Not that one. That one's silly.
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This one. This one, here.
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It's all about how aliens
come here from other planets
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and sometimes assume human form,
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a-lookin' and talkin'
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like the people
we've known for years.
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Say, you were late this morning.
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You weren't out by chance...
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Mutilatin' cattle?
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Let me think.
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I showered,
I talked to the girls,
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disemboweled a pig...
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No, no cattle mutilation.
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Come on, Laverne,
this is ridiculous.
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Can we please get to work?
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Harry?
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Jean.
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I almost didn't recognize you
without your milk mustache.
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Yeah, well, I guess
it was after we parted ways
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that I figured out
how to work a napkin.
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- Oh.
- Well.
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Laverne, this is
an old friend of mine, Jean.
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- Hi, Laverne.
- Hello, nice to meet you.
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But before you start
gettin' cozy with him,
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let me warn you.
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He's not quite of this earth.
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In many other areas,
she's indispensable.
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- You look great.
- So do you.
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Tell me, are you still
inspiring men to battle
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for your affection?
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Oh, Harry.
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You're not referring
to that incident in the park.
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Oh, you mean my fight
with that rat Eric Lancaster?
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No, that's long forgotten.
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Boy, I guess we acted
pretty childishly back then.
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We were children.
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It's a good point.
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Well, how about some coffee?
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- Oh, I'd love some. Black.
- All right.
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So, list, are you still in touch
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with any of the old gang?
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What ever happened to...
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Eli Prescott?
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The kid who beat me out
for tallest in the class.
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I'm afraid he's passed on.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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But I guess that does
make me the tallest.
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Yeah. And you and your husband
have plans for tonight?
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No. Since the divorce,
we don't go out very much.
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Oh! I'm sor... Here you are.
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Oh, thank you. Thank you.
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Well, I'm a single person
myself.
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- How about dinner?
- Fine.
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Great. I tell you.
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I will take you
to a lovely place on the beach
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and I guarantee you,
you will have a wonderful time.
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You sound very sure.
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Well, with good reason.
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You'll be with the tallest boy
in the class.
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Hello, Weston women.
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Hello, neanderthal man.
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Okay, I decided to send
a telegram to my congressman
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about this fica thing.
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Listen to this.
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"Dear honorable
what's-your-name..."
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"What is fica anyway? Stop.
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"Whatever it is,
it's taking money
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"from my paycheck every week.
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"Stop."
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"Stop. Stop."
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"If you don't stop,
this I will. Stop.
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"And you can't stop me. Stop.
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Signed Charles dietz."
Both: Stop!
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Charley, this is
stupid and idiotic.
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Oh, Carol,
you don't know nothing.
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I stand
behind this telegram 1,000%.
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Charley, you know,
they charge by the word.
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Okay, let's cut this baby down.
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"What is fica anyway?
Signed Chaz. Stop."
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I like it.
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Well, I'm off
to send this telegram
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to my congressman.
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I wish I could be there
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when the gorilla
sings it to him.
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Here's to the end
of a wonderful evening.
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Harry, I've had
such fun tonight.
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I can't help but think
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this is something
we should have done
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a long time ago.
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Listen, how about going out
again, Friday night?
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Oh, I'd like that.
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That'll be a wonderful way
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to spend my last night in town.
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Great. Great.
We'll have dinner, then...
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I know, I could, you know,
rent a classic old movie,
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I don't know, you know,
maybe a comedy.
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How do you feel about.
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Francis the talking mule
joins the army?
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I never saw that.
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Well, you have no idea
what you missed out on.
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This must be some movie.
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Oh, yeah. Yes.
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I've been waiting
over 40 years to see it.
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Excuse me, but are you
Jean mcdowell?
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- Yes, but...
- I thought so.
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I'm afraid I have some bad news.
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What is it?
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You're wanted
in the principal's office.
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- Eric?
- Yes.
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- Eric Lancaster?
- Yes.
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Oh. I don't believe this.
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Same thing here. Neither do I.
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So, Eric,
how did you ever find us?
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Yeah, I'd be curious
about that myself, Eric.
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Well, I live here in Miami,
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and I heard you were gonna
be staying at this hotel
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when I went
to Eli Prescott's funeral.
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Oh. I'm so sorry I missed that.
259
00:12:14,324 --> 00:12:16,390
Filing past that casket
260
00:12:16,426 --> 00:12:19,327
was one of the longest walks
of my life.
261
00:12:19,362 --> 00:12:21,229
Heart-breaking, huh?
262
00:12:21,264 --> 00:12:23,498
No, he was really tall,
remember?
263
00:12:25,213 --> 00:12:26,312
You know, Eric?
264
00:12:26,348 --> 00:12:27,980
We were just talking
about you the other day
265
00:12:28,016 --> 00:12:29,415
and that silly fight
266
00:12:29,451 --> 00:12:31,351
that you and Harry
had in the park, remember?
267
00:12:31,386 --> 00:12:34,320
Fight in the park?
Oh, right, right.
268
00:12:34,356 --> 00:12:36,956
I'm afraid I didn't
treat you very nicely
269
00:12:36,991 --> 00:12:38,291
in those days, Harry.
270
00:12:38,326 --> 00:12:39,826
I've been meaning to ask you
these past 40 years,
271
00:12:39,861 --> 00:12:40,923
are you okay?
272
00:12:42,831 --> 00:12:45,365
I'm one of Miami's
most respected pediatricians.
273
00:12:47,402 --> 00:12:48,668
Jean.
274
00:12:48,703 --> 00:12:49,869
You look very beautiful.
275
00:12:49,904 --> 00:12:51,838
No, she does not.
276
00:12:53,308 --> 00:12:54,474
Well, boy, I mean,
of course, she...
277
00:12:54,509 --> 00:12:56,642
I already told her that.
278
00:12:56,678 --> 00:12:57,977
Oh, I'm sorry.
279
00:12:58,012 --> 00:13:00,313
I see I've interrupted
something between you two.
280
00:13:00,348 --> 00:13:03,015
Jean, Harry, nice to see
both of you again.
281
00:13:03,051 --> 00:13:05,084
Eric, wait, wait.
282
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,586
The three of us together,
283
00:13:06,621 --> 00:13:09,781
we have 40 years
to catch up on. Right Harry?
284
00:13:10,191 --> 00:13:11,591
Yeah, right.
285
00:13:15,897 --> 00:13:17,130
So you live in Miami,
what do you do?
286
00:13:17,165 --> 00:13:19,198
- I'm a lawyer.
- Well, I'm caught up, you?
287
00:13:19,234 --> 00:13:20,867
Okay, that's it.
288
00:13:20,902 --> 00:13:22,802
All caught up, well, Eric,
289
00:13:22,837 --> 00:13:24,003
it's been really nice
seeing you.
290
00:13:24,038 --> 00:13:25,705
We should do this
like every 40 years or so
291
00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:27,640
and good luck in your Miami
and the law thing.
292
00:13:27,675 --> 00:13:29,142
Harry. Harry.
293
00:13:29,177 --> 00:13:30,276
No, it's okay, Jean.
294
00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:32,845
I can tell that I've got
bad timing here.
295
00:13:32,881 --> 00:13:34,847
My wife always
accuses me of that.
296
00:13:34,883 --> 00:13:36,082
Your wife?
297
00:13:36,117 --> 00:13:37,850
Did you hear that?
He's got a wife.
298
00:13:37,886 --> 00:13:39,952
Eric, congratulations.
299
00:13:39,988 --> 00:13:42,154
Sit down, come on.
300
00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:44,690
You got 40 years
to catch up on here.
301
00:13:50,865 --> 00:13:52,932
Here you go, Laverne.
302
00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:54,267
Thank you, doctor.
303
00:13:54,302 --> 00:13:56,903
That is if you are
doctor Weston.
304
00:13:56,938 --> 00:13:59,505
Laverne, would you stop
with this alien business?
305
00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:01,040
It's not funny. Come on.
306
00:14:01,075 --> 00:14:02,375
You're driving me nuts.
307
00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:05,778
Please, just show me how to work
this new coffeemaker.
308
00:14:05,814 --> 00:14:09,449
Oh, you'd love for me
to give you that information.
309
00:14:09,484 --> 00:14:11,818
So you can share it with all
your fellow lizard people
310
00:14:11,853 --> 00:14:13,920
back on cryoton nine.
311
00:14:16,991 --> 00:14:19,892
Oh, Jean. What brings you by?
312
00:14:19,928 --> 00:14:21,527
I just happened to be
in the neighborhood.
313
00:14:21,563 --> 00:14:22,895
I thought I'd stop by
and say hello.
314
00:14:22,931 --> 00:14:24,363
Oh, how nice of you.
315
00:14:24,399 --> 00:14:26,666
Well, I also wanted to see you.
316
00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:28,201
If you're gonna get mushy,
317
00:14:28,236 --> 00:14:30,093
could you do it in private?
318
00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:32,023
Come, come here.
319
00:14:33,678 --> 00:14:35,344
Listen, if you can
stick around just for a minute,
320
00:14:35,379 --> 00:14:36,512
we can go out
and get a bite to eat.
321
00:14:36,547 --> 00:14:37,913
Oh, Harry, I'm sorry.
322
00:14:37,948 --> 00:14:39,114
Eric just took me to lunch
323
00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:40,783
to that Japanese restaurant
down the street.
324
00:14:40,818 --> 00:14:43,878
- Oh, really?
- Yes. He's such a sweet man.
325
00:14:44,889 --> 00:14:46,088
Yeah, well, you know,
326
00:14:46,123 --> 00:14:47,856
he's changed a lot since
the sixth grade, but...
327
00:14:47,892 --> 00:14:49,358
I mean, people can change.
328
00:14:49,393 --> 00:14:51,783
It's a shame his marriage
didn't work out.
329
00:14:54,623 --> 00:14:56,065
That's not surprising, I mean,
330
00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:58,103
the man hasn't changed.
331
00:14:58,769 --> 00:15:00,803
He said he was married,
what happened to the wife?
332
00:15:00,838 --> 00:15:02,037
Where is this wife?
333
00:15:02,073 --> 00:15:04,206
Oh, they've been
separated for a year.
334
00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:06,175
Poor man,
he's really very upset.
335
00:15:06,678 --> 00:15:08,377
Obviously not so upset.
336
00:15:08,412 --> 00:15:10,285
He can suck down Sushi.
337
00:15:10,815 --> 00:15:12,221
Harry, is something wrong?
338
00:15:12,275 --> 00:15:13,615
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
339
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,517
I was being a little childish there.
340
00:15:15,553 --> 00:15:18,253
I'm really looking forward
to our date tomorrow night.
341
00:15:18,289 --> 00:15:20,255
- Oh, so am I.
- Okay, good.
342
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,991
So, okay if I come by
and pick you up around 6:00?
343
00:15:23,027 --> 00:15:25,928
- Fine.
- Oh, I look forward to that.
344
00:15:25,963 --> 00:15:27,996
I told you
about that mushy stuff.
345
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:33,001
God, don't you people
ever stop? It's like rabbits.
346
00:15:39,818 --> 00:15:41,143
There you go, sir.
347
00:15:41,178 --> 00:15:43,212
Oh, well, thank you.
348
00:15:43,247 --> 00:15:44,380
One thing.
349
00:15:44,415 --> 00:15:45,981
I pride myself
on being able to guess
350
00:15:46,016 --> 00:15:47,282
what people do for a living.
351
00:15:47,318 --> 00:15:49,318
You're a stock broker, right?
352
00:15:49,353 --> 00:15:51,814
So, what do you think?
Should I buy t bills?
353
00:15:52,123 --> 00:15:54,156
Sorry, I'm a pediatrician.
354
00:15:54,191 --> 00:15:55,871
So, what do you think?
Is this ring worm?
355
00:16:00,144 --> 00:16:01,292
Damn.
356
00:16:01,332 --> 00:16:02,898
What is it?
357
00:16:02,933 --> 00:16:04,157
I told my service
not to call me,
358
00:16:04,168 --> 00:16:06,402
unless it was an emergency.
359
00:16:06,437 --> 00:16:07,569
Is there a phone?
360
00:16:07,571 --> 00:16:08,537
Yeah, it's right down the hall.
361
00:16:08,572 --> 00:16:10,415
- Would you do me a favor?
- Sure.
362
00:16:10,439 --> 00:16:12,337
I'm supposed to meet
a woman here.
363
00:16:12,368 --> 00:16:14,041
Her name is Jean Douglas.
364
00:16:14,076 --> 00:16:15,638
Pretty blonde lady.
365
00:16:15,669 --> 00:16:17,544
If I'm not back
in a couple of minutes,
366
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:19,580
would you tell her that Harry
367
00:16:19,615 --> 00:16:21,208
had to be called off
to the hospital?
368
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:22,416
Give her these flowers.
369
00:16:22,451 --> 00:16:25,052
And I will meet her
at au petite cafe.
370
00:16:25,087 --> 00:16:26,987
- Will do.
- Thank you so much.
371
00:16:38,267 --> 00:16:40,734
- Nice job.
- Thank you.
372
00:16:42,238 --> 00:16:43,871
- Jean.
- Eric.
373
00:16:43,906 --> 00:16:45,272
You seem to be everywhere.
374
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,274
Oh, I met Harry here for drinks.
375
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,609
Oh. Where is he?
376
00:16:48,644 --> 00:16:51,211
I'm afraid he was called away
on a medical emergency.
377
00:16:51,247 --> 00:16:54,281
Oh, no. It's
my last night in town.
378
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,416
My last chance to see him.
379
00:16:55,451 --> 00:16:57,551
Well, he felt terrible
about it, too.
380
00:16:57,586 --> 00:17:00,054
He asked me to entertain you
in his place.
381
00:17:00,089 --> 00:17:03,757
So... I got these for you.
382
00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,592
Oh.
383
00:17:05,628 --> 00:17:07,795
Eric, how sweet.
384
00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:10,331
What would you say
to an evening of dancing?
385
00:17:10,366 --> 00:17:11,699
I'd love it.
386
00:17:20,142 --> 00:17:22,142
I can't believe it.
387
00:17:22,178 --> 00:17:24,945
I can't believe
it could happen again.
388
00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:27,289
Daddy, did you drive
into the garage door again?
389
00:17:29,785 --> 00:17:32,619
Yes, but that's not
what I'm angry about.
390
00:17:32,655 --> 00:17:33,921
What is it, daddy?
391
00:17:33,956 --> 00:17:35,389
Remember that story I told you
392
00:17:35,424 --> 00:17:36,590
about little Jeannie mcdowell
393
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,625
and how Eric Lancaster
played me for the fool
394
00:17:38,661 --> 00:17:40,378
and stole her away from me?
395
00:17:41,297 --> 00:17:43,030
Well, he did it again tonight.
396
00:17:43,065 --> 00:17:46,100
Daddy, this is getting
to be a pattern.
397
00:17:46,135 --> 00:17:49,766
I mean, every 40 years
this guy really dumps on you.
398
00:17:50,506 --> 00:17:53,507
Oh, Barbara.
What happened, daddy?
399
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:56,410
Well, he trumped-up
some phony medical emergency
400
00:17:56,445 --> 00:17:57,611
to get rid of me.
401
00:17:57,613 --> 00:17:59,246
I spent half the night
in a restaurant waiting.
402
00:17:59,281 --> 00:18:01,485
He's out having
a good time with Jean.
403
00:18:01,565 --> 00:18:02,778
I'd still be there now,
404
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,682
if I hadn't gone back
to the hotel
405
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,617
and bribed the bartender
for the truth.
406
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:09,453
At least you weren't
holding ice cream cones.
407
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,461
- Well.
- Oh, daddy.
408
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:19,830
Well, I thought
it would be cute.
409
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,704
That's it. I'll see you later.
410
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:27,705
- Where are you going?
- Never mind.
411
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,274
Just don't wait up for me.
412
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:35,112
I'm Patricia Ballard,
and this is face the forum.
413
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:36,522
I wanna watch bullwinkle.
414
00:18:36,545 --> 00:18:38,215
Barbara, I think
you could profit
415
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,150
from a little more cerebral
television fair.
416
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:43,854
Besides, you know how
that flying squirrel scares me.
417
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,990
Stop it.
418
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:49,193
Tonight, we turn
our attention to the economy.
419
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,928
Our panel, in Washington,
420
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,063
financial analyst
Brooks Livingston.
421
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:56,133
In New York, mutual fund
manager Marilyn arthurs.
422
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:57,868
And, in our Miami studio,
423
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,336
the man who single-handedly
424
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,038
crystallized the concerns
of a nation
425
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,954
when he asked in his now-famous
telegram to congress,
426
00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:05,803
"what is fica anyway?"
427
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,933
Mr. Charles dietz.
428
00:19:11,911 --> 00:19:14,646
Patricia, in these times
of economic hardship,
429
00:19:14,681 --> 00:19:16,114
it's the duty of all Americans
430
00:19:16,149 --> 00:19:17,348
to make sacrifices.
431
00:19:17,384 --> 00:19:18,850
And what better place to begin
432
00:19:18,885 --> 00:19:21,619
than for you gals
to stop wearing underwear.
433
00:19:24,861 --> 00:19:26,824
The hailstorm on the roof
seemed more important.
434
00:19:29,729 --> 00:19:31,280
Hello there.
435
00:19:31,831 --> 00:19:34,265
Harry. I wasn't expecting
to see you here.
436
00:19:34,301 --> 00:19:37,302
Hi, Jean. Hello, Eric.
437
00:19:37,337 --> 00:19:40,838
Harry. You're back
from your medical emergency.
438
00:19:40,874 --> 00:19:41,874
Child's okay, I hope.
439
00:19:41,908 --> 00:19:43,274
Oh, child's fine.
440
00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:44,409
Oh, that's a relief.
441
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,944
It's the doctor who's not okay.
442
00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:47,945
Harry, what's wrong?
443
00:19:47,981 --> 00:19:49,080
Eric, you wanna tell her?
444
00:19:49,115 --> 00:19:50,452
Tell me what?
445
00:19:50,863 --> 00:19:52,929
I don't know
what he's talking about.
446
00:19:53,308 --> 00:19:55,753
Would somebody please
tell me what's going on here?
447
00:19:55,789 --> 00:19:58,823
Jean, there was
no emergency for me.
448
00:19:58,858 --> 00:20:00,792
He sent me off
in a wild goose chase
449
00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:01,826
so he could be alone with you.
450
00:20:01,861 --> 00:20:03,394
Oh, this is absurd.
451
00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:05,029
Harry, I hope this isn't
your way to get back at me
452
00:20:05,065 --> 00:20:06,898
for what happened 40 years ago.
453
00:20:06,933 --> 00:20:08,173
Harry, that isn't true, is it?
454
00:20:08,201 --> 00:20:09,167
Of course not, Jean.
455
00:20:09,202 --> 00:20:12,103
Eric, you did this to me
once before.
456
00:20:12,138 --> 00:20:13,471
You're not gonna do it again.
457
00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:15,573
Now, tell Jean the truth.
458
00:20:15,608 --> 00:20:18,209
Jean, I think maybe he's had
a little too much to drink.
459
00:20:18,244 --> 00:20:19,944
Perhaps you should take you
to your room.
460
00:20:19,979 --> 00:20:22,839
You are taking her nowhere.
461
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:24,215
So I'm right.
462
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:25,450
You're not gonna be happy
463
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,251
until we've replayed
the entire incident.
464
00:20:27,287 --> 00:20:29,987
What are you gonna do now,
Harry? Fight me?
465
00:20:29,989 --> 00:20:32,990
All: Fight, fight, fight!
Fight, fight, fight!
466
00:20:33,026 --> 00:20:34,852
Fight, fight, fight!
Fight, fight, fight!
467
00:20:34,899 --> 00:20:37,597
Where do these people come from?
468
00:20:38,031 --> 00:20:39,630
Okay, if that's the way
you want it?
469
00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:40,765
Put 'em up.
470
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:41,766
Let's see if you got any more
471
00:20:41,801 --> 00:20:42,767
than you had in the sixth grade.
472
00:20:42,802 --> 00:20:45,238
Eric, I'm not gonna fight.
473
00:20:45,872 --> 00:20:48,439
All:
474
00:20:48,475 --> 00:20:51,976
Don't you people have
someplace else you could be?
475
00:20:54,881 --> 00:20:56,441
Jean.
476
00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:59,517
This is your last night in town
477
00:20:59,552 --> 00:21:02,253
and you can only spend it
with one of us.
478
00:21:02,288 --> 00:21:04,422
Now, someone here is lying
479
00:21:04,457 --> 00:21:07,525
and you're gonna have to decide
who to believe.
480
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,293
I guess it just comes down
to our character
481
00:21:09,329 --> 00:21:10,561
and your gut instinct.
482
00:21:10,597 --> 00:21:11,896
If you would like to factor in
483
00:21:11,931 --> 00:21:14,499
that I have dedicated
my life to the art of healing
484
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:16,167
and he is a price gouging,
485
00:21:16,202 --> 00:21:18,669
ambulance chasing
shyster, please do.
486
00:21:19,893 --> 00:21:21,105
Jean, that's not true.
487
00:21:21,141 --> 00:21:22,594
Most of my clients
are referrals.
488
00:21:26,063 --> 00:21:28,063
So, who's it gonna be?
489
00:21:35,153 --> 00:21:36,586
Harry, I'm sorry.
490
00:21:36,622 --> 00:21:38,088
My god.
491
00:21:38,123 --> 00:21:41,291
I'm sorry I didn't
believe you 40 years ago.
492
00:21:41,326 --> 00:21:44,461
But I'm not gonna make
that same mistake again.
493
00:21:44,496 --> 00:21:47,397
Jean, you're not being
taken in by this guy?
494
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:50,400
Eric, let me put it this way.
495
00:22:00,912 --> 00:22:04,014
Jean dear, there's something else
that's 40 years overdue.
496
00:22:04,049 --> 00:22:05,382
What's that?
497
00:22:09,087 --> 00:22:11,409
It was worth the wait.
498
00:22:11,459 --> 00:22:16,009
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