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Life goes on
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and so do we
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just how we do it
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is no mystery
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sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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That's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
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as life goes on
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we share it all
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as life goes on
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good morning, Laverne.
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It might still be mornin'
and how are ya,
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but here on the mainland,
it is well into the work day.
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Laverne, it is 8:02.
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Whatever happened
to "good morning, doctor"?
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You want "good morning, doctor,"
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you show up at 7:55.
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Now, get a move on.
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Nick's ball club
is back in town,
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and he is takin' me
out to dinner.
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Oh. Special occasion?
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You want small talk,
you show up at 7:55.
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Harry, we don't have
an appointment...
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no, sure, Shirley. Go on in.
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- Let's go.
- Thanks.
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She woke up this morning
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and said she felt too sick
to go to school.
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She had a 104 temperature.
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104?
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Let's take a look here.
Uh, Shirley,
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can I just have a minute
alone with Laurie, please?
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Oh, sure.
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104, huh?
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That can only be
thermometer on the light bulb.
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Listen, buddy to buddy, doc,
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I need a week off from school.
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Laurie, unless you've got
reserve duty,
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I can't do that.
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Why not?
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Last year you got me
out of gym for two weeks.
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That was for womanhood.
This is for...
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Freshman fandango.
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What is that, a skin thing?
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It's a big dance Friday,
and nobody's asked me yet.
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I just don't want to have
to go through
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another week of, "who asked
you to the dance, Laurie?"
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Oh, you poor unpopular thing."
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And I swear,
I'm gonna kill the next person
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who tells me that no one
asked Morgan Fairchild
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to her senior prom.
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You heard that one, huh?
All right.
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Listen, honey,
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maybe the boys are just shy.
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Why don't you ask somebody
to the dance?
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Doc, think about it.
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You're looking at the great
personality poster child here.
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Would you go to a dance
with me if I asked you?
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Are you kidding?
Absolutely. In a minute.
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- Yeah, right.
- Yeah, right!
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Hey, listen, trust me.
I treat half your football team.
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I know what the 14-year-old
boy is looking for,
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and honey, you've got it.
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- You think so.
- Of cour... would I lie to you?
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I guess not. Okay.
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I'll try it.
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Just for future reference...
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If I came in here
with a runny nose,
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red, watery eyes...
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sliced onion.
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Damn!
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Ha ha ha!
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Laverne! It's 7:55, and I'm...
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Talking to myself.
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Laverne?
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- Laverne?
- Huh?
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Oh. You. Let's get to work.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait, wait, wait.
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Wait a minute.
You slept here last night?
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None of your business.
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Laverne, I'm not letting you
out of this room
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until you tell me
what's going on.
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Okay.
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Nick and I had a fight
Durin' our dinner last night,
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and I walked out on him.
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Ah, Laverne...
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You better take back those hands
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or you'll have to learn to feed
yourself with your feet.
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Laverne, come on.
This is a major thing here.
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Please,
it's you and your husband.
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Let me help.
Talk to me about this.
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No. I do not care
to stand here in my bedclothes
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discussin' my marital problems
with the boss man.
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Laverne, I'm not just
the boss man.
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I'm the friend man.
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You know what I mean. Come on.
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You... Hey, look.
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You need someplace to stay
till this blows over.
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- Stay with us.
- I don't know.
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The exam room sure is closer
to where I work.
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Laverne, I insist.
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Okay. But you have to promise
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you will not try
to talk to me about Nick.
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I really don't want
to talk about that.
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Promise. Not a word.
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And this could be fun.
You know, we could carpool.
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Good idea.
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I hit the road
at a quarter of 6:00.
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Perfect. You can...
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Circle the block until 7:30,
then pick me up.
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- What's all that?
- Man trouble food.
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It's for Laverne.
Daddy called and said
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she's going to be staying here
for a while.
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Laverne's gonna stay here?
That's so neat!
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It is not neat.
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She and her husband
are fighting,
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and I'm going to
help her through it.
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She can benefit
from hearing of my experiences...
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All the anguish, pain,
and grief I've suffered
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at the hands of men.
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That should pick her up.
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Come on, dreyfuss, move!
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Come on, go!
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Run!
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Barbara, Carol,
somebody... please!
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Coming, daddy.
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Come on.
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Thanks, dear.
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Hey, daddy. Hi, Laverne!
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- Hi, there.
- Hi, honey.
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Laverne's gonna stay
with us for...
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I know, daddy.
I'm sorry, Laverne.
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Oh, that's awful sweet, hon,
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but Nick and I've had
these squabbles before,
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and I always end up
goin' back home
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after he's apologized
for a few days.
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We just have to go through
the ritual, is all.
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Laverne!
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There, there, now...
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Let it all out.
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What did Nick do to you?
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No, no, no, no,
buh-buh-fah... no.
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Rule number one
for Laverne's stay is
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no prying.
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She doesn't want to talk
about it.
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We will respect that.
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I'm gonna take her luggage
up to Emily's room.
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So Laverne, I guess you know
that I myself
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have had serious
marital difficulties...
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is that a Claude osteen
signature model glove?
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Yeah. Wanna see it?
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Anyway, Gary...
That was my husband...
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He had this thing
for other women.
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Nick uses the Hank Aaron,
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but it doesn't have
these pocket tethers.
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Now, I don't know
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if this is applicable
to your situation...
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I packed my mitt.
It's a Joe Morgan.
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- With the padded thumb?
- Oh, yeah.
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Enough with the damn glove!
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Okay. I'll see you later.
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I gotta go to practice anyway.
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Oh, have fun.
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And remember,
if the ball beats you home,
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come in with your spikes high.
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Laverne, now that she's gone,
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let's talk.
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Okay. What kind of glove
you got?
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No, Laverne!
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You know, I mean about
what happened with...
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feet off the couch.
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I'm sorry.
I am just a guest here,
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and I should put on
my party manners.
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Well, while you're doing that,
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I'll get the man trouble food.
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Don't even think
of being miserable
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till I get back.
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Honey, I-i...
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Laverne, I hope Carol
wasn't prying.
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Oh, not at all.
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Well...
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All right, come on.
Let's go, dreyf.
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Hey.
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Come on. Master's voice, dreyf.
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You sure he's your dog?
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Dreyfuss, move.
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You sure he's breathin'?
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Oh, hi, Charley.
You remember Laverne, don't you?
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Yeah. Maybe. Not now. Hungry.
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That's my neighbor Charley.
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Charley,
don't touch those muffins!
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Charley, you put those back!
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- Charley!
- Not now. Can't talk.
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Eating.
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You allow him to run roughshod
over you like that
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in your own house?
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Why, somebody oughta
take that man aside...
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I'm sorry.
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I'm just a guest.
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Laverne, there are
too many distractions here.
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What say you and I go somewhere
where we can talk?
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Thank you.
I'm just gonna wait for Nick
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to come a-crawlin' over here
on his belly
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a-wooin' and a-grovelin'
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and a-beggin' me
to come back home.
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Oh, Laverne, you poor,
misguided thing.
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Let me tell you about men.
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They never admit they're wrong.
They never apologize.
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And believe me, they...
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that'd be Nick out front
tryin' to woo me back
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with our song.
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I don't believe it.
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He's got sheet music
and a metronome.
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Silly, broken-hearted fool.
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If he thinks he's gon'
win me back
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with an instrumental, now,
he's got another think a-comin'.
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Well, that takes care
of all of Nick's flowers.
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In the living room.
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And Laverne said it was okay
to set those lovebirds free.
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This is disgusting.
For the past two days,
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Nick has been
pouring his heart out...
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Flowers, candy,
singing telegrams.
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Last night he hit
three home runs for her
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and then recited
Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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on the post game show.
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My god, if she doesn't
go back to him soon...
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I will.
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Well, honey, the man is in love.
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What's in the little box?
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Who knows. Probably an ear.
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Daddy, please talk to her.
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- Daddy, Laverne has got to go.
- Why?
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I should have never told her
I played softball.
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Now she's acting like
some crazed manager.
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She kept me up all night
practicing fundamentals.
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Well, honey, she's going
through a very difficult time.
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That's easy for you to say.
You didn't spend half the night
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hook sliding
into the dinette set.
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I tried to tell her
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I only play softball
on the weekends for fun.
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What did she say?
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Bad attitude.
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Drop and give me 50!
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Oh...
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Mornin', all. Looks like rain.
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Laverne, how did you do that?
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Click commands.
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Dreyfuss responds
to a series of clicks, is all.
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Anybody else want anything?
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Carol, why don't you run
upstairs and put you on a smock?
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Now, I've got somethin' up there
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that'll salvage
that hair color of yourn.
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00:10:45,191 --> 00:10:46,658
I know you're goin' for red,
258
00:10:46,693 --> 00:10:49,260
but what you got there
is more of a burnt Sienna.
259
00:10:49,296 --> 00:10:51,796
Ah, Laverne, dear, um...
260
00:10:51,831 --> 00:10:53,531
Could we have a little talk?
261
00:10:53,567 --> 00:10:55,767
Oh, can it wait?
'Cause after I do Carol's hair,
262
00:10:55,802 --> 00:10:57,969
I gotta go upstairs and pack.
What?
263
00:10:58,004 --> 00:11:00,638
Well, Nick's efforts
haven't fallen on deaf ears.
264
00:11:00,674 --> 00:11:02,340
I can't stay mad at him forever.
265
00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:03,741
So tonight when he comes
a-wooin',
266
00:11:03,777 --> 00:11:05,276
I'm-a goin' home with him.
267
00:11:05,312 --> 00:11:07,278
Oh, really? That's great!
268
00:11:07,314 --> 00:11:08,813
Yeah. This is the third night,
269
00:11:08,848 --> 00:11:11,460
so he'll be openin'
with "hunka hunka burnin' love."
270
00:11:12,719 --> 00:11:15,887
I'll be out that door
before he hits his second hunka.
271
00:11:15,922 --> 00:11:17,355
It's a shame, really.
272
00:11:17,390 --> 00:11:19,624
I was just starting to get
your home life in order.
273
00:11:19,659 --> 00:11:21,593
Well...
274
00:11:29,265 --> 00:11:31,085
morning. May I come in?
275
00:11:33,573 --> 00:11:36,374
Here you go, Carol.
Sweets for the sweet.
276
00:11:39,245 --> 00:11:41,329
Barbara. Halston.
277
00:11:41,911 --> 00:11:43,948
Harry, your lawnmower's
back in your garage
278
00:11:43,984 --> 00:11:45,316
with a brand-new blade,
279
00:11:45,352 --> 00:11:47,368
and here's a little
something for your dinner.
280
00:11:47,654 --> 00:11:49,660
Save the bone for the doggie.
281
00:11:50,323 --> 00:11:52,423
Oh, and Mrs. Todd...
282
00:11:52,459 --> 00:11:55,234
this is a bad time.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
283
00:12:10,777 --> 00:12:12,310
- Laverne?
- Oh.
284
00:12:12,345 --> 00:12:14,946
Well... 11:30. Time for bed.
285
00:12:15,528 --> 00:12:18,282
Laverne, I'm sure something
happened to hold Nick up.
286
00:12:18,318 --> 00:12:20,084
Oh, no matter. His loss.
287
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,086
Well, we got work
in the morning, you know.
288
00:12:22,122 --> 00:12:23,421
Let's get a good night's sleep.
289
00:12:23,456 --> 00:12:26,171
We got back-to-back hyperactives
from 10:00 to 11:00.
290
00:12:26,826 --> 00:12:28,493
Laverne, if you wanna talk...
291
00:12:28,528 --> 00:12:29,794
You don't wanna talk.
292
00:12:29,829 --> 00:12:32,764
What you need is a nice, big...
Left alone kinda thing.
293
00:12:34,801 --> 00:12:36,034
Good night, doctor.
294
00:12:36,069 --> 00:12:37,490
Good night, Laverne.
295
00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:10,564
Morning, Laverne.
Any, uh, word from Nick?
296
00:13:10,599 --> 00:13:13,067
Nick? Who has time for Nick?
I been too busy.
297
00:13:13,102 --> 00:13:15,502
You see this new shipment
of tongue depressors?
298
00:13:15,538 --> 00:13:17,171
I been spending all morning
counting 'em,
299
00:13:17,206 --> 00:13:18,372
and it was all wrong.
300
00:13:18,407 --> 00:13:21,527
There weren't 1,000.
There were only 998.
301
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:25,546
Laverne, this is strange.
What's going on?
302
00:13:25,581 --> 00:13:27,181
Well, it just occurred to me
that I can be
303
00:13:27,216 --> 00:13:29,083
running this office
in a more efficient manner.
304
00:13:29,118 --> 00:13:30,963
I don't think so.
305
00:13:31,454 --> 00:13:33,554
Laverne... We need to talk.
306
00:13:33,589 --> 00:13:35,723
Okay. You got ten seconds.
307
00:13:35,758 --> 00:13:36,957
Go.
308
00:13:36,992 --> 00:13:38,192
Laverne, I just think
309
00:13:38,227 --> 00:13:39,493
that this whole thing
with you and Nick...
310
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,795
- Five seconds.
- Is upsetting
311
00:13:41,831 --> 00:13:43,831
I'd hit those words...
"in conclusion"...
312
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,766
- Laverne!
- Oop. Time's up.
313
00:13:45,801 --> 00:13:47,568
Laurie Kincaid, room one.
314
00:13:53,142 --> 00:13:54,808
- Hi.
- Hi, doc.
315
00:13:54,844 --> 00:13:57,177
I just dropped in to tell you
I followed your advice
316
00:13:57,213 --> 00:13:59,446
about taking the initiative
and asking a guy to the dance.
317
00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:01,749
So I'm going.
Great! Who are you taking?
318
00:14:01,784 --> 00:14:03,317
Well, Monday I figured
I'd go for broke
319
00:14:03,352 --> 00:14:04,818
and ask Scott nethery.
320
00:14:04,854 --> 00:14:06,820
Scott nethery, the quarterback?
321
00:14:06,856 --> 00:14:08,188
He laughed.
322
00:14:08,224 --> 00:14:10,141
Kind of an evil laugh.
323
00:14:10,926 --> 00:14:12,593
So, uh, who you going with?
324
00:14:12,628 --> 00:14:14,117
I'm going with you!
325
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,631
Who, me? You? That... you...
326
00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:19,133
Who, me?
327
00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:21,668
My mom and I'll pick you
up around 8:00-ish?
328
00:14:21,704 --> 00:14:24,138
Honey, I can't take you
to this dance!
329
00:14:24,173 --> 00:14:26,774
Dr. Weston, you said that if
I were to ask you to the dance,
330
00:14:26,809 --> 00:14:28,342
you'd say yes in a minute,
remember?
331
00:14:28,377 --> 00:14:29,777
Yeah, but that was hypothetical.
332
00:14:29,812 --> 00:14:32,393
I mean, I'm old enough
to be your doctor!
333
00:14:33,682 --> 00:14:34,882
Well, I don't blame you.
334
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,817
Nobody else wanted
to go with me either.
335
00:14:36,852 --> 00:14:40,654
Laurie, hey,
I would love to go with you.
336
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:43,056
Really. I had some other
plans, but I can change them.
337
00:14:43,092 --> 00:14:44,458
- You sure?
- Sweetheart,
338
00:14:44,493 --> 00:14:45,926
I would be delighted.
339
00:14:45,961 --> 00:14:48,095
Great! Great! This is so great!
340
00:14:48,130 --> 00:14:50,230
I'm probably the only girl
in the whole ninth grade
341
00:14:50,266 --> 00:14:52,585
who's bringing
a doctor to the dance.
342
00:14:53,903 --> 00:14:55,736
And Carly townsend
thinks she's hot snot
343
00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:57,104
'cause she's bringing a senior.
344
00:14:57,139 --> 00:14:59,106
This is so great!
345
00:14:59,141 --> 00:15:01,608
You know what would be
like the best?
346
00:15:01,644 --> 00:15:03,310
Would be if you
and Scott nethery
347
00:15:03,345 --> 00:15:06,117
were to get into a fight over me
in the parking lot.
348
00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:10,818
Of course,
just your taking me to the dance
349
00:15:10,853 --> 00:15:12,619
is really good enough.
350
00:15:12,655 --> 00:15:14,354
Well, thanks a lot.
351
00:15:19,462 --> 00:15:20,902
Laverne has really
flipped her lid.
352
00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:21,962
Look at this!
353
00:15:21,997 --> 00:15:23,330
She's made strawberry preserves,
354
00:15:23,365 --> 00:15:25,566
BlackBerry preserves,
apricot preserves.
355
00:15:25,601 --> 00:15:27,116
Did you see the label?
356
00:15:27,403 --> 00:15:29,619
"With a name like Laverne,
it's gotta be good"?
357
00:15:30,372 --> 00:15:31,972
What are we gonna do?
358
00:15:32,007 --> 00:15:33,841
I don't know.
We can't talk to her.
359
00:15:33,876 --> 00:15:36,116
Daddy will have to be
our voice of reason.
360
00:15:41,383 --> 00:15:43,750
Huh? What do you say?
361
00:15:43,786 --> 00:15:46,373
Does this say
"freshman fandango"?
362
00:15:47,756 --> 00:15:49,089
If memory serves me correctly,
363
00:15:49,124 --> 00:15:51,625
this is what kids wear
to the school dance.
364
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,760
Yeah. So?..
365
00:15:53,796 --> 00:15:55,429
So little Laurie Kincaid
366
00:15:55,464 --> 00:15:56,864
couldn't get a date
for the dance,
367
00:15:56,899 --> 00:15:58,665
so I told her I'd take her.
368
00:15:58,701 --> 00:16:01,201
Oh, that is so sweet, daddy.
369
00:16:01,237 --> 00:16:04,025
What is all this?
A good-looking jelly salesman?
370
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,173
It's Laverne.
371
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:08,442
She's been making preserves
like a woman possessed.
372
00:16:08,477 --> 00:16:11,092
Daddy, she canned everything
that wasn't pinned down.
373
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,028
Well, I'm glad I set
those lovebirds free.
374
00:16:16,118 --> 00:16:17,551
I tell you, this thing with Nick
375
00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:19,319
has thrown her for a loop.
376
00:16:19,355 --> 00:16:23,123
Here we go!
More fruits and sugar!
377
00:16:24,493 --> 00:16:26,460
Oh, you're here.
Great. We need canners.
378
00:16:26,495 --> 00:16:28,028
Better roll up
those French cuffs.
379
00:16:28,063 --> 00:16:29,517
Could be an all-nighter.
380
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,466
Ah... Laverne, excuse me.
381
00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:34,524
That, uh, would be my date.
382
00:16:38,816 --> 00:16:40,507
Come on, dreyfuss, move.
383
00:16:42,411 --> 00:16:43,777
Laverne!
384
00:16:50,953 --> 00:16:54,288
Wow, Laurie, you look gorgeous!
385
00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:56,723
I'm gonna be the luckiest
guy on the dance floor.
386
00:16:56,759 --> 00:16:58,513
Doc, we gotta talk.
387
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,159
Why? What's... what's up?
388
00:17:04,466 --> 00:17:07,200
Dr. Weston, this is Billy coder.
389
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,596
Hi. Nice tux.
390
00:17:14,376 --> 00:17:16,777
It's all they had left
in my size.
391
00:17:16,812 --> 00:17:18,259
Yeah, me too.
392
00:17:19,281 --> 00:17:21,415
Doc, Billy wants
to take me to the dance.
393
00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:23,317
He was too embarrassed
to ask me until today.
394
00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:24,585
It's my height.
395
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,842
I haven't had
my growth spurt yet.
396
00:17:28,372 --> 00:17:29,556
Would you mind terribly
397
00:17:29,592 --> 00:17:31,341
if I went with Billy instead?
398
00:17:32,465 --> 00:17:33,493
Well...
399
00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:36,739
I, uh, hope this doesn't
come to blows, Dr. Weston.
400
00:17:37,299 --> 00:17:38,799
I heard at school that you'll be
401
00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:41,086
gunning for Scott nethery
after the dance.
402
00:17:43,372 --> 00:17:45,916
Crazy, crazy rumor mill.
403
00:17:47,543 --> 00:17:50,077
Well, come on, Laurie. Let's go.
404
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,545
Uh, nice to meet you,
Dr. Weston.
405
00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:53,229
Pleasure. Nice meeting you too.
406
00:17:54,376 --> 00:17:56,216
Hey, hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
407
00:17:59,421 --> 00:18:00,520
Come on.
408
00:18:03,892 --> 00:18:05,872
Have a lovely evening.
409
00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:09,205
Thanks, doc.
410
00:18:09,598 --> 00:18:11,134
And I'm sorry.
411
00:18:13,736 --> 00:18:15,038
I'll be okay.
412
00:18:16,005 --> 00:18:17,993
I'll find something to do.
413
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,367
All right.
414
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:26,700
I'm sure somewhere there's a
Cuban band in need of a leader.
415
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,623
- Laverne?
- Oh, doctor.
416
00:18:36,659 --> 00:18:38,158
I's... i's just about to turn in.
417
00:18:38,193 --> 00:18:40,293
Well, you know, I thought
that maybe since, you know,
418
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:43,030
we're both up that...
Maybe we could talk about...
419
00:18:43,065 --> 00:18:44,941
I don't wanna talk about it.
420
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,467
Okay, dear.
I just thought I'd ask.
421
00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:48,568
Sorry.
422
00:18:48,604 --> 00:18:50,255
Night, dear.
423
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,797
Good night, doctor.
424
00:18:55,296 --> 00:18:57,470
Why do you think
Nick stopped comin'?
425
00:18:57,632 --> 00:18:59,832
- You do wanna talk about it.
- I don't wanna talk about it.
426
00:18:59,867 --> 00:19:01,086
Oh.
427
00:19:01,802 --> 00:19:03,026
Okay.
428
00:19:03,804 --> 00:19:06,481
I don't know... I don't know
why he stopped coming.
429
00:19:06,774 --> 00:19:08,361
Do you think he'll come back?
430
00:19:08,609 --> 00:19:10,078
I don't know.
431
00:19:11,242 --> 00:19:13,137
Wanna know what our fight
was about?
432
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,145
Only if you're comfortable
talking about it.
433
00:19:15,185 --> 00:19:16,505
I don't wanna talk about it.
434
00:19:17,618 --> 00:19:18,815
Okay.
435
00:19:20,821 --> 00:19:22,593
It was our anniversary.
436
00:19:22,823 --> 00:19:25,557
Nick took me to my favorite
restaurant for dinner.
437
00:19:25,593 --> 00:19:26,792
And right before dessert,
438
00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:29,294
he took my hand
and told me what he got me.
439
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:32,733
Tenth wedding anniversary,
and he got me a bass boat.
440
00:19:35,069 --> 00:19:37,102
Ah, Laverne, I'm sorry.
441
00:19:37,138 --> 00:19:38,941
Why? It's exactly what I wanted.
442
00:19:40,608 --> 00:19:41,740
Oh, of course.
443
00:19:41,776 --> 00:19:44,191
Tenth anniversary is, uh,
fishing craft.
444
00:19:45,446 --> 00:19:48,547
Problem is, he wanted
to name it the miss dorathula.
445
00:19:48,582 --> 00:19:50,482
Ooh hoo. Ugly name.
446
00:19:50,518 --> 00:19:52,117
His mama's name.
447
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:56,178
For a boat, an ugly name.
For a parent...
448
00:19:56,213 --> 00:19:58,799
I'll just listen to you
talk for a while.
449
00:20:00,669 --> 00:20:03,652
Well... We went back
and forth on it for a while,
450
00:20:03,687 --> 00:20:07,656
and when I insisted that boat
be named after me,
451
00:20:07,691 --> 00:20:10,448
Nick called me something
still rings in my ears.
452
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,757
He called me pushy.
453
00:20:15,332 --> 00:20:16,665
Actually...
454
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,667
He called me a little pushy,
455
00:20:18,702 --> 00:20:21,871
but allow me the luxury
of revisionist memory.
456
00:20:22,706 --> 00:20:25,683
Can you believe it?
He called me pushy!
457
00:20:26,623 --> 00:20:28,114
- Well...
- Well, what?
458
00:20:28,372 --> 00:20:29,724
Well, I mean, uh,
459
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,993
to be perfectly honest
with you, Laverne,
460
00:20:32,029 --> 00:20:34,668
there are certain times
when you can be...
461
00:20:36,363 --> 00:20:38,786
The tiniest bit pushy.
462
00:20:39,536 --> 00:20:41,069
Well, you might as well
just say pushy,
463
00:20:41,104 --> 00:20:42,471
'cause that's how
I'll remember it
464
00:20:42,506 --> 00:20:44,092
a couple of days
from now anyhow.
465
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:46,908
- Okay.
- Well, this hurts.
466
00:20:46,944 --> 00:20:49,794
I never intended
to come across as pushy.
467
00:20:51,218 --> 00:20:53,615
See, nobody knows this
about me...
468
00:20:53,650 --> 00:20:55,684
But it's always been
real important
469
00:20:55,719 --> 00:20:59,921
that I be in complete control
of every part of my life.
470
00:21:04,428 --> 00:21:07,326
So this loosey goosey thing
you do is just an act.
471
00:21:08,499 --> 00:21:09,931
Exactly.
472
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,701
Truth is, I've never
been so scared of anything
473
00:21:12,736 --> 00:21:14,536
as I am that maybe Nick's
never gonna come back,
474
00:21:14,571 --> 00:21:17,873
and I just need so badly
to talk to somebody about it.
475
00:21:17,908 --> 00:21:19,441
- Wish it could be me.
- Can't be you.
476
00:21:19,476 --> 00:21:20,670
No.
477
00:21:20,911 --> 00:21:23,278
And for the first time
in my life,
478
00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:25,013
I'm alone and...
479
00:21:25,483 --> 00:21:26,715
I just don't know what to do.
480
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,283
I tried to go the obvious route.
481
00:21:28,318 --> 00:21:30,211
I tried to go preserves.
482
00:21:32,422 --> 00:21:34,155
And now I've lost him.
483
00:21:34,191 --> 00:21:36,759
Oh, Laverne.
You haven't lost him.
484
00:21:37,127 --> 00:21:38,660
Nick probably wants nothing more
485
00:21:38,695 --> 00:21:40,729
than for you to just come home.
486
00:21:40,764 --> 00:21:42,430
Well, then why isn't he
out there right now
487
00:21:42,466 --> 00:21:44,032
trying to woo me back?
Well, dear,
488
00:21:44,067 --> 00:21:45,566
I mean, he gave it
his best shot.
489
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:48,171
Maybe it's your turn
to court him.
490
00:21:49,773 --> 00:21:52,676
I do a mean rendition
of proud Mary.
491
00:21:53,911 --> 00:21:55,911
I bet he'd love to hear it.
492
00:21:55,946 --> 00:21:57,812
Well, if I thought
that might be true,
493
00:21:57,848 --> 00:22:00,148
I'd be home in a minute.
Might be.
494
00:22:01,641 --> 00:22:02,857
I'm outta here.
495
00:22:04,988 --> 00:22:06,722
- Doctor.
- Hmm.
496
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,823
- Thanks for the talk.
- Never happened.
497
00:22:08,859 --> 00:22:10,725
Damn straight,
it never happened.
498
00:22:10,775 --> 00:22:15,325
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