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Life goes on
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and so do we
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just how we do it
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is no mystery
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sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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That's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
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as life goes on
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we share it all
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as life goes on
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I thought
you were walking dreyfuss.
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No, daddy is.
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Hey.
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I thought
you were walking dreyfuss.
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No, Carol is.
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Both: I thought
you were walking dreyfuss.
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All right, dreyf,
dreyf, I can explain this.
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Dreyf, I...
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Great. He's gonna give
the silent treatment now.
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So what did you do last night?
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Don't you remember?
I had a date.
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Oh, yes, I knew there was
an additional reason
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why I hated you.
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Oh, you girls will never guess
who I saw last night.
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Jimmy coblin.
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Jimmy coblin,
that cute little boy
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I used to tutor?
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Well, he's not
such a little boy anymore.
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In fact, next month, he's taking
his college entrance exams,
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and he needs a refresher course
in English.
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And he's willing to trade
some, uh, yard work
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in exchange for the lessons.
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So, Carol, dear,
I have a favor to ask you.
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Daddy, you didn't tell them
you'd ask me, did you?
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No. Well, no, dear.
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I think the words I used were,
"she'll be happy to."
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- Daddy?
- Come on, sweetheart.
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Dr. Weston.
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Holy cow.
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Look at this, huh?
Look at this boy.
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Is this a boy or what?
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Carol, I really want to thank
you for offering to tutor me.
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Well, Jimmy, a-as I was
just saying to my father...
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A mind is a terrible thing
to waste.
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What do you mean you don't know
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how to get to hickory, Arkansas?
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What kind of travel agent
are you?
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All right,
stick this in your computer.
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I want a flight to little rock,
and then I'm gonna need
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a connectin' flight
on Dwayne's airline.
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Oh, and tell Dwayne
no crop-Dustin' this time
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until after I deplane.
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Laverne, what was, uh,
that all about?
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I just booked
my flight back home
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for my best friend lurlene's
birthday party.
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Oh, that's right.
It's getting close.
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Ah, you're gonna have
a great time.
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Well, actually,
it'll be bittersweet.
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She's a-turnin' 30,
and she ain't a grandmother yet.
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You know, you think
it's not gonna happen to you.
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Yeah. Oh, there'll be cake
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and dandelion wine, followed up
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with the traditional
hokey-pokey marathon.
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I guess entertainment tonight
will be out there.
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We're going to try and break
the 60-hour hokey-pokey record.
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Now, we come close last year
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till Wilma hodgkins
put her left foot in
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but couldn't quite get it out.
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All right, Laverne,
would you call.
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Dr. Gordon's office, please, and
get his appointment book for me?
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- What do you need that for?
- Well, he's sick,
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and I'm gonna be taking
his patients this week.
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You gonna be handlin'
a double-patient load?
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There goes my trip to hickory.
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No, no, no, come on,
what are you talking about?
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You're still going.
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No, I took an oath.
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My job is here
and not at some real fun party.
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Laverne, everything's going
to be fine here.
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That's why we hired
a temp nurse.
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A temp would have
a hard enough time with you
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under normal circumstances.
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Now you got
a double-patient load.
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Besides, she'd never be able
to figure out my files.
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The last one didn't seem
to have a problem.
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Yeah, but she had the aid
of my secret decoder wheel.
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- What's...
- In your dreams.
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So if you use the word "like"
in a comparison,
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it's called a simile, okay?
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Now you try one.
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I really like working
with my new tutor.
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Thank you.
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Now, come on. This is easy.
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The prairie was like an ocean.
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The steak was like rubber.
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Okay describe anything.
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Describe me.
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You got red hair,
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and you're, like, real nervous.
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Well, no, not exactly.
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But don't worry.
We're doing fine.
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We're going to get you
into that university.
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You've come a long way
in the last three days,
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and you work out, don't you?
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Yeah.
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Good. Fine. That's good.
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All right, then.
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The difference between a simile
and a metaphor...
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do you?
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- What?
- Work out.
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Well, yes, yes,
a-as a matter of fact, I do.
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Let me feel your muscle.
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No!
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Now, that's not appropriate.
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We're trying to work here.
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Okay.
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That's very nice.
Want to feel mine?
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Jimmy, how do you expect
to learn anything
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if you... okay.
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God, your arm is like steel.
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Hey, is that a simile?
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A what?
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A simile. My arm is like steel.
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That's a simile.
Oh, right, right.
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Yes, that's right.
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And my legs
are like tree trunks.
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I'm really starting to get this.
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And my hands are like...
Well, they're kind of large
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and slow. They'd be like...
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but could we please not talk
about this...
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like water. My hands
would be like warm water.
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Oh, my god.
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And it wasn't just me.
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I mean, I-i touched your arm,
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and it was like... recess.
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Recess.
Go home for recess, Jimmy.
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- What?
- Go home, Jimmy.
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Go home right now.
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Are you okay?
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Yes, yes, I'm just
a little ho... warm.
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I'm a little warm. It happens.
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Please go.
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You want me to say hi
to my ma for you?
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Oh, yeah, sure, swell.
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That would be great.
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Hi. Where's Jimmy?
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Oh, Barbara, thank god.
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Help me. I'm going to hell.
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For what?
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Lust.
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Lust? You go to hell for lust?
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Uh-oh.
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Barbara, listen to me.
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I'm in big trouble.
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Something very physical
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seems to be happening
with me and Jimmy.
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I mean, I know he's just a boy,
but I wanted to...
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I wanted to...
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Oh, Barbara, I really wanted to.
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Did he?
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Yes. Well, maybe.
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I don't know.
I mean, my god, he's a child.
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He's what, 11 or something?
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Carol, he's 19.
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Look, if you can't handle it,
just cancel the tutoring.
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Don't see him anymore.
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Yes, I really think
I'm going to have to.
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- There you go.
- Oh, daddy, good.
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Listen, I've been having second
thoughts about this tutoring.
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Why? What are you talking...
What, are you kidding?
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I just saw Mrs. coblin
down the street.
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She is thrilled.
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Apparently for the first time
in his life,
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Jimmy is taking studying
seriously.
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Come on, Carol, dear,
you're doing a wonderful job.
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And listen,
I tell you something,
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if you teach this boy
what he needs to know,
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you're gonna get a lot
of satisfaction out of it.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll tutor him.
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I'm a strong human being.
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I mean, there is no reason
why I can't have
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a strictly professional
relationship with this boy.
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Shut up, Barbara.
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Oh, Laverne, I'm sorry.
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I forgot
today's lurlene's birthday.
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I really feel so bad
you wouldn't go away for it.
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Well, don't.
Now, Dr. Gordon's sick,
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and you've got to take
his patients.
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Besides, I made a decision,
and I'm stickin' by it.
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Lurlene is the furthest thing
from my mind.
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Okay.
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Dr. Weston's office.
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A physical?
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I'm sorry, miss Taylor.
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All I've got is a 10:00 opening
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two days
after lurlene's birthday.
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Today? No.
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Hon, lurlene's birthday's
been booked up
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since three days
before lurlene's birthday.
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Well, all righty,
I'll put you down.
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Laverne,
you obviously feel terrible
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about missing
lurlene's birthday.
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I told you to go.
Why didn't you go?
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You seem a little hung up
on this lurlene thing.
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If you don't mind,
let's just drop it.
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Okay, fine.
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Nice-lookin' shoes.
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Thank you.
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Lurlene likes shoes.
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Sometimes she'd thrown on a pair
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and just walk around in 'em.
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Hi.
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Jimmy says he'll be in
as soon as he finishes the lawn.
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He's looking pretty good.
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So what?
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I'm just his teacher,
that's all.
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I teach, he learns...
No more, no less.
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Hi, Carol.
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This is so unfair.
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So, what am I studying today?
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Chapter six.
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Go home. Read it. Call me.
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- I-i brought you a present.
- You did?
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Well, you know,
you've been so nice
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about helping me
with the tutoring and all,
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so, uh, you said you worked out.
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And I brought you a weight belt.
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Use it to kind of support
your back.
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Oh, this is just...
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Jimmy,
this is very sweet of you.
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Uh, no, no,
the buckle goes in the front.
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Here...
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Jimmy, I-i really think
we should start working now.
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Carol...
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Carol, I have
a terrible crush on you.
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Charley!
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Oh, you.
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Where's the fun sister?
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I'm so glad to see you.
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- What?
- Sit down.
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You look tired.
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I'm so happy you stopped by.
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Wait, you...
You want me to stay?
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Charley, this is Jimmy.
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Jimmy, this is
my good friend Charley.
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Come on, Carol.
You're scaring me.
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Do you want something to eat?
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Okay, that's it,
this is too weird.
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I'm out of here.
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And don't you ever, ever talk
to me like that again.
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00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:33,957
Oh, Jimmy, I-i really don't
think we should talk about this.
258
00:11:33,992 --> 00:11:35,425
Carol, I'm sorry.
I can't help it.
259
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:37,294
I have had this crush on you
ever since I was a little boy.
260
00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,262
That's very flattering,
but I don't think...
261
00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:40,997
it's just that all your life
262
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,966
you have this fantasy
of somebody,
263
00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:44,668
and then to hear
that they might feel,
264
00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:48,772
the same way about you
is just, well, you know...
265
00:11:48,807 --> 00:11:50,107
Do you?
266
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:54,511
Jimmy, the idea
of starting something
267
00:11:54,546 --> 00:11:57,848
with you makes me
very uncomfortable.
268
00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,517
Okay, well, then, uh...
269
00:12:00,552 --> 00:12:02,886
Let me start.
270
00:12:11,838 --> 00:12:14,655
Your mother's going to kill me.
271
00:12:15,675 --> 00:12:18,000
Well, I don't think
we should tell her.
272
00:12:19,146 --> 00:12:20,879
I can't believe we did this.
273
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,347
Me either.
274
00:12:22,382 --> 00:12:24,903
I feel like Mrs. Robinson.
275
00:12:26,186 --> 00:12:28,219
Who's she?
276
00:12:31,224 --> 00:12:32,815
Oh, god.
277
00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:37,462
Well, uh, guess
I better get going.
278
00:12:37,497 --> 00:12:40,064
I, uh, don't know
what to say now.
279
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,000
Well, Jimmy,
280
00:12:42,035 --> 00:12:45,003
usually after sleeping
with someone,
281
00:12:45,038 --> 00:12:46,337
it's a nice idea
282
00:12:46,373 --> 00:12:49,007
to say something kind of warm
and... and gentle,
283
00:12:49,042 --> 00:12:50,642
something
that makes them feel good.
284
00:12:50,677 --> 00:12:54,179
Oh, okay. Well, you're
12 years older than me, right?
285
00:12:54,214 --> 00:12:56,614
Perhaps
I'm explaining this wrong.
286
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,683
No, no, no,
it's just that 12 years
287
00:12:58,718 --> 00:13:01,352
used to seem like a lot, and now
all of a sudden, it doesn't.
288
00:13:01,388 --> 00:13:04,756
I-I mean, you're so pretty
and so much fun.
289
00:13:04,791 --> 00:13:08,560
And next to you, girls my age
seem so silly and immature.
290
00:13:08,595 --> 00:13:10,028
Well, thank you.
291
00:13:10,063 --> 00:13:12,590
And that gravity thing...
I wouldn't worry about that.
292
00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:15,700
Thank you, Jimmy.
293
00:13:15,735 --> 00:13:18,870
So, uh,
what are we studying tomorrow?
294
00:13:18,905 --> 00:13:20,554
Punctuation.
295
00:13:20,740 --> 00:13:22,236
Who cares?
296
00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:24,230
I get to see you.
297
00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:32,242
Bye, Carol.
298
00:13:34,888 --> 00:13:36,290
Okay...
299
00:13:36,923 --> 00:13:39,904
Maybe this isn't
as bad as I think.
300
00:13:41,261 --> 00:13:42,571
No, it is.
301
00:13:48,459 --> 00:13:49,467
Hi.
302
00:13:49,502 --> 00:13:52,650
Look at you.
303
00:13:53,573 --> 00:13:56,274
You did it, didn't you?
304
00:13:58,173 --> 00:14:00,345
- What? What? Did what?
- Slept with Jimmy.
305
00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:03,615
How... how could you know?
Is it that obvious?
306
00:14:03,650 --> 00:14:06,251
Well, no. Probably just to me.
307
00:14:06,286 --> 00:14:07,837
I am your sister.
308
00:14:08,955 --> 00:14:11,341
Hey, do you people have any...
309
00:14:11,925 --> 00:14:14,112
Whoa!
310
00:14:17,597 --> 00:14:19,414
Who's the guy?
311
00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:25,379
Oh, my god.
312
00:14:26,006 --> 00:14:27,872
No, don't tell me.
I can do this myself.
313
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,607
Okay, uh, you're still flushed,
314
00:14:29,643 --> 00:14:32,265
so the guy must be pretty young.
315
00:14:33,246 --> 00:14:36,014
It's the middle of the day, so
he probably doesn't have a job.
316
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,348
And judging from your posture,
317
00:14:37,384 --> 00:14:40,077
he's about this tall.
318
00:14:40,673 --> 00:14:41,869
Hi.
319
00:14:48,428 --> 00:14:51,288
My life is an acid bath.
320
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:55,667
Sorry to bother you, Carol.
I forgot my books.
321
00:14:55,669 --> 00:14:58,161
So come on, who is it?
322
00:15:00,206 --> 00:15:01,639
Not talking, huh?
323
00:15:01,675 --> 00:15:03,007
Charley, get out of here.
324
00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:04,475
Okay, fine. Don't tell me.
325
00:15:04,511 --> 00:15:06,077
I don't need you
to figure this out.
326
00:15:06,112 --> 00:15:07,211
See you, Carol.
327
00:15:07,247 --> 00:15:08,442
Hey, Jimmy, wait up.
328
00:15:08,473 --> 00:15:10,025
You see anyone
leaving this house today
329
00:15:10,059 --> 00:15:12,739
around your height,
kind of desperate looking?
330
00:15:15,188 --> 00:15:17,645
- So you and Jimmy, huh?
- Yes.
331
00:15:17,692 --> 00:15:19,190
Why are you so upset?
332
00:15:19,225 --> 00:15:21,125
You mean aside from the fact
333
00:15:21,161 --> 00:15:23,321
that his waist
is smaller than mine?
334
00:15:23,617 --> 00:15:24,729
Carol.
335
00:15:24,764 --> 00:15:26,831
Barbara, I'm a monster.
336
00:15:26,866 --> 00:15:29,500
I mean, this kind of thing
can change a boy's life,
337
00:15:29,522 --> 00:15:32,663
how he looks at women,
his future relationships.
338
00:15:32,693 --> 00:15:34,568
I mean, he's pretty much said
I've ruined him
339
00:15:34,607 --> 00:15:35,907
for girls his own age.
340
00:15:35,942 --> 00:15:38,643
And all because I'm
this disgusting human being
341
00:15:38,678 --> 00:15:40,678
that has no control over myself.
342
00:15:40,714 --> 00:15:43,550
Let's face it, Barbara.
I'm a slut.
343
00:15:47,087 --> 00:15:48,720
Daddy.
344
00:15:48,755 --> 00:15:51,055
Daddy.
Daddy, where are you going?
345
00:15:51,091 --> 00:15:53,101
Somewhere else.
346
00:15:53,893 --> 00:15:55,793
I don't know, anywhere else...
347
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,862
Upstairs maybe or the garage.
348
00:15:57,897 --> 00:15:59,597
I-I love the garage.
349
00:15:59,632 --> 00:16:01,366
I'll be in the garage.
Daddy, wait. Wait.
350
00:16:01,401 --> 00:16:03,868
Please don't go.
We're all a family here.
351
00:16:03,903 --> 00:16:05,303
We have no secrets.
352
00:16:05,338 --> 00:16:06,871
Besides, I would feel better
353
00:16:06,906 --> 00:16:08,558
getting something
out in the open.
354
00:16:11,578 --> 00:16:13,044
All right.
355
00:16:13,079 --> 00:16:15,880
I found out today
that after all these years,
356
00:16:15,915 --> 00:16:17,882
Jimmy has had a crush on me.
357
00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:19,550
Oh.
358
00:16:19,586 --> 00:16:21,886
Okay, well, that's not so bad.
359
00:16:21,921 --> 00:16:23,554
Except that now I really think
360
00:16:23,590 --> 00:16:25,189
that he's fallen in love
with me.
361
00:16:25,225 --> 00:16:27,658
Ohh, that's really sweet.
362
00:16:27,694 --> 00:16:29,627
Carol, he's not in love
with you.
363
00:16:29,662 --> 00:16:31,229
Oh, really, Barbara?
364
00:16:31,264 --> 00:16:32,897
Well, how would you know,
unless you were listening
365
00:16:32,932 --> 00:16:34,995
while we were in bed?
366
00:16:36,936 --> 00:16:38,536
Good-bye.
367
00:16:38,571 --> 00:16:40,905
Daddy, wait. Daddy, wait.
368
00:16:40,940 --> 00:16:42,740
Do you understand
what's going on here?
369
00:16:42,776 --> 00:16:43,998
Nope.
370
00:16:44,788 --> 00:16:46,144
No, I don't, dear.
371
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:48,413
Can't say I do. Sorry.
372
00:16:48,448 --> 00:16:50,948
I slept with Jimmy.
373
00:16:54,454 --> 00:16:57,192
Well, that's...
That's real clear.
374
00:16:57,401 --> 00:16:59,865
Daddy, daddy,
daddy, please don't go.
375
00:16:59,909 --> 00:17:01,087
I need help.
376
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,820
I mean, it happened
in a moment of weakness,
377
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,388
and now I hate myself.
378
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,857
Oh, honey, come on, dear.
No, don't do that.
379
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,499
Don't say that.
Don't hate yourself.
380
00:17:08,523 --> 00:17:09,815
Come on, it's...
381
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:11,362
It's not so bad.
382
00:17:11,389 --> 00:17:13,095
I mean, it's Jimmy.
383
00:17:13,357 --> 00:17:15,591
You've known Jimmy
for a long time...
384
00:17:15,626 --> 00:17:17,593
Jimmy, who came here every year,
385
00:17:17,628 --> 00:17:20,568
collecting
for the paper drive...
386
00:17:21,632 --> 00:17:23,999
Jimmy, who used to ride
his little two-Wheeler
387
00:17:24,035 --> 00:17:25,534
right in front of our house.
388
00:17:25,569 --> 00:17:27,202
- Daddy.
- And Halloween...
389
00:17:27,238 --> 00:17:29,672
He'd come trick-or-treating.
390
00:17:29,707 --> 00:17:31,874
We know his parents.
391
00:17:31,909 --> 00:17:34,610
I eat dinner there sometimes.
392
00:17:34,645 --> 00:17:36,745
Can I go now, please, Carol?
393
00:17:36,781 --> 00:17:38,881
- Yes, daddy.
- Well, thank you very much.
394
00:17:38,916 --> 00:17:40,949
And in the future,
I would like us to go back
395
00:17:40,985 --> 00:17:42,618
to the old system...
396
00:17:42,653 --> 00:17:44,820
Where I am the happy father,
397
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:48,257
and you two girls sneak around
behind my back.
398
00:18:03,274 --> 00:18:05,708
Okay, lurlene.
399
00:18:05,743 --> 00:18:07,242
Here we go. You go in here.
400
00:18:07,278 --> 00:18:08,377
And you wait in there.
401
00:18:08,412 --> 00:18:10,412
And when you hear me
say, "hickory,"
402
00:18:10,448 --> 00:18:12,548
you come on out. I can do that.
403
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:15,343
Okay.
Lurlene, this is gonna be great.
404
00:18:16,754 --> 00:18:18,087
Hi, Laverne.
405
00:18:18,122 --> 00:18:20,089
Where the hell have you been?
406
00:18:20,124 --> 00:18:21,790
I know.
We got a lot of work to do.
407
00:18:21,826 --> 00:18:23,492
We got Lisa Richmond
in exam room three,
408
00:18:23,527 --> 00:18:25,928
and Bobby schaefer's
in exam room two.
409
00:18:25,963 --> 00:18:29,131
And in exam room one,
we have a little surprise
410
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:33,240
for you, Laverne Todd,
all the way from hickory.
411
00:18:33,871 --> 00:18:35,270
Lurlene!
412
00:18:36,837 --> 00:18:38,240
Laverne.
413
00:18:38,976 --> 00:18:41,415
- Happy birthday.
- Well, thank you.
414
00:18:42,717 --> 00:18:44,353
I got a lot of work to do.
415
00:18:44,393 --> 00:18:46,844
Well, that's okay.
I gotta go anyway.
416
00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:51,756
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
417
00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:00,995
Wait a minute.
418
00:19:01,499 --> 00:19:02,664
That's it?
419
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,833
Well, we pretty much caught up
on everything.
420
00:19:04,869 --> 00:19:06,874
God, it was good to see her.
421
00:19:08,199 --> 00:19:10,038
I flew her in.
422
00:19:10,074 --> 00:19:12,074
Oh, that was real sweet of you.
423
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,611
I hope we didn't bore you
with all the girl talk.
424
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:18,814
Laverne, that was lurlene,
your best friend.
425
00:19:18,849 --> 00:19:21,791
I know. I miss her already.
426
00:19:22,219 --> 00:19:24,525
She's right out the door.
427
00:19:25,022 --> 00:19:26,984
Lord knows
when we'll have a chance
428
00:19:27,024 --> 00:19:29,233
to see each other again.
429
00:19:42,064 --> 00:19:43,872
- Hi.
- Good afternoon, Jimmy.
430
00:19:43,908 --> 00:19:46,241
I'm sorry to ask you over here
on such short notice,
431
00:19:46,277 --> 00:19:47,843
but we need to talk.
432
00:19:47,878 --> 00:19:51,313
Please sit down
and try not to flex or anything.
433
00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:54,315
Okay.
434
00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:58,187
Jimmy, I've thought a lot
about yesterday,
435
00:19:58,222 --> 00:20:00,189
and what we did was wrong.
436
00:20:00,224 --> 00:20:02,491
I'm afraid that I've gotten you
into something
437
00:20:02,526 --> 00:20:04,193
little over your head,
438
00:20:04,228 --> 00:20:06,061
something that could hurt...
something that could hurt me,
439
00:20:06,096 --> 00:20:07,229
something that could damage
440
00:20:07,264 --> 00:20:09,131
my future relationships
with women.
441
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,399
Yes. How did you know?
442
00:20:10,434 --> 00:20:13,402
Well, I've heard
that speech a lot...
443
00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:19,441
Every time I sleep
with an older woman.
444
00:20:19,476 --> 00:20:22,269
There are other older...?
445
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,811
There are others?
446
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,216
My math tutor, my Spanish tutor,
447
00:20:27,251 --> 00:20:28,851
my history tutor.
448
00:20:28,886 --> 00:20:31,386
So just to be clear on this,
449
00:20:31,422 --> 00:20:33,822
I haven't ruined you
for other women.
450
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,658
Gosh, I don't think so.
451
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,694
That's it, Jimmy. Good-bye.
452
00:20:39,430 --> 00:20:41,496
- What about our lessons?
- No more lessons.
453
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,899
- You're mad at me, aren't you?
- Well, yes, I am.
454
00:20:43,934 --> 00:20:46,068
I mean, you told me
that you'd been fantasizing
455
00:20:46,103 --> 00:20:47,569
about me all these years.
456
00:20:47,605 --> 00:20:50,065
- You were lying.
- Nuh-uh.
457
00:20:53,611 --> 00:20:55,265
"Nuh-uh"?
458
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:59,181
Jimmy, you're a nice boy...
459
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,749
The key word being "boy."
460
00:21:00,784 --> 00:21:03,252
Now go on. Go home.
461
00:21:03,287 --> 00:21:05,087
And remember...
462
00:21:05,122 --> 00:21:07,810
Try to avoid run-on sentences.
463
00:21:10,427 --> 00:21:12,060
Was that Jimmy?
Where is he off to?
464
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:13,195
I don't know.
465
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,397
Oh, Barbara,
what could I have been thinking?
466
00:21:15,432 --> 00:21:18,267
I mean, why does my life
always go like this?
467
00:21:18,302 --> 00:21:21,503
Why can't it be romantic
and exciting like in the movies.
468
00:21:21,538 --> 00:21:23,839
I mean, when Ingrid bergman
and Humphrey bogart
469
00:21:23,874 --> 00:21:25,607
said good-bye in Casablanca,
470
00:21:25,643 --> 00:21:28,877
he said to her,
"we'll always have Paris,"
471
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,370
not, "Nuh-uh."
472
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,117
Humphrey bogart...
473
00:21:35,152 --> 00:21:38,761
Wasn't he more sophisticated
and older?
474
00:21:38,784 --> 00:21:41,551
And not doing yard work
for Ingrid?
475
00:21:43,430 --> 00:21:45,089
Barbara...
476
00:21:45,124 --> 00:21:47,524
This was not one of
the better moments in my life.
477
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,494
Let's try to keep it
our little secret, shall we?
478
00:21:50,529 --> 00:21:52,796
Hey, do you know
where I put the...
479
00:21:52,832 --> 00:21:55,789
Whoa!
480
00:21:56,268 --> 00:21:57,802
Broke up, huh?
481
00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:06,376
And by the furrow in your brow,
I'm guessing two-timing.
482
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,785
Charley, you've been listening
at the door again.
483
00:22:08,863 --> 00:22:11,030
Nuh-uh.
484
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:15,630
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