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Life goes on
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and so do we
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just how we do it is
no mystery
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Sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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That's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
as life goes on
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We share it all
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as life goes on
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don't touch the phone.
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I am waiting for a guy to call.
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Oh, is this a real guy,
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or are we still hoping
for that miracle wrong number?
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Just don't touch the phone.
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I have an important phone call
to make.
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No, you have been
on the phone all day.
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Fine. You want the phone, Carol?
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You can have it.
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I'm home. My dreyfuss, my pal.
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Give me the paw, yeah.
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- Daddy, can I talk to you?
- I need to talk to him first.
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Is this something
I should scold dreyfuss for?
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No. Barbara did it.
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Carol started it.
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Oh, well, in that case,
bad daughters.
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Good dog.
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I was expecting a call.
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I can use the phone too.
I live here.
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Girls, please,
I had a rough day here.
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It's been
hospital committee meetings.
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It's the flu season,
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and Mrs. lundquist
won't leave me alone
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about hiring a new
public relations director.
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I thought the hospital
had a p.R. Director.
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Mr. Hopkins left.
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He had a falling out
with urology.
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It's a long story.
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Anyway, it's been two weeks
since the hospital board
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stuck me with the job
of replacing him,
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and I still haven't found
anybody yet.
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It's taking up all my time.
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Daddy, what about me?
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The company I work for
does some p.R.
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I thought your company
made stain removers.
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Well, you've got to promote
that stuff.
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I was there when they came up
with "rose wine away."
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I helped with
the press releases.
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I even wrote
some of the radio spots.
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Remember Elaine,
the talking stain?
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That was mine.
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Oh, well, we really
don't find much call
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for that kind of stuff
at the hospital.
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With this hospital job,
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I could start building
a career for myself.
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Oh, honey,
I don't know about this.
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I mean, I wish you had
a little more experience,
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and I feel funny about
recommending my own daughter.
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Daddy, I appreciate
what you're doing here,
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because I think
I can see what it is.
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You're trying to make me
a stronger person
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by never helping me out.
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Oh, come on. I don't do...
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All right, no. You're right.
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No, let's go for it.
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I mean, after 20 years
of Hopkins,
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the hospital could use
somebody with a fresh approach.
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I'm going to call Mrs. lundquist
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and talk to her about it
right now.
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Daddy?
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Of course
I may have to climb a pole.
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My ship is in.
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It's an ancient tradition
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that when a sailor
comes home from the sea,
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two lovely ladies
lick the salt off.
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So now in addition
to all your other faults,
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you're high in sodium.
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Okay, forget that.
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I got bigger fish to fry.
I got a problem.
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Can you save it, Charley?
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We are waiting
for some important news.
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So anyway, this new captain
has taken over the cruise ship,
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captain Burke.
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He's a strictly by-the-book guy,
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and he's cramping my style.
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No more fraternizing
with the women passengers,
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no more push-up life jackets,
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no more
glass-bottomed deck chairs.
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All he thinks about
is steering the ship,
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steering the ship.
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So he's looking
for a new chief purser.
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I'm in the running,
but I need a favor.
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What kind of favor?
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I want to show captain Burke
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that I'm a conservative
family man.
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I need a lady to pretend to be
my straitlaced fiancee.
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So which one of you
wants to do it?
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Sorry, I can only take
one of you.
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Carol would be best.
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She's conservative,
more matronly,
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none of that
threatening sexuality.
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So what do you say?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't hear you.
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I was having a lynching fantasy.
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Barbara.
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Charley,
I don't know about this.
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Did I mention there's
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a free cruise to Aruba in it
for you?
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I've never been on a cruise.
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White sands,
crystal blue waters,
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bronze native men.
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Done.
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Charley, what's going on?
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Not much,
but your daughter there
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is the future
Mrs. Charley dietz.
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Bad daughter.
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- Daddy?
- Yes, dear?
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- Well...
- Well, what?
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Daddy.
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You start tomorrow.
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I got it!
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"And I hope that we can let
bygones be bygones"
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"and reestablish
a pleasant relationship"
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"between this office
and urology."
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"Sincerely, Carol Weston,
director of public relations."
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Does that sound
professional enough?
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No, I shouldn't ask you that.
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I should know. Shouldn't I?
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No, don't tell me.
I should know that too.
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Sorry. First day jitters.
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Carol Weston's office.
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Oh, one moment, please.
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It's the assistant to the mayor.
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Ooh, that's pretty impressive.
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Isn't it?
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Okay, the mayor's assistant.
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What do I say?
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Hello.
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Hello is a good thing to say.
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Hello.
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Yes.
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Yes, I understand
that the mayor is a busy man,
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but it would be helpful
to the hospital
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and our many,
many voting employees
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to have him attend
the fundraiser next Wednesday.
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Oh, so the mayor will be there.
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Well, that's wonderful.
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I look forward to meeting him.
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Yes. Bye.
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Oh-whee!
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Daddy.
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Whoa.
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Not a bad start.
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On the job only two hours,
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you've got the mayor coming
to a hospital function.
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Daddy, I am so excited
about this job.
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I am going to change the image
of this hospital,
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humanize it, give it heart.
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As it is now,
when people think of this place,
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they think,
"this is where I go to die."
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Yeah, well, we tried that
as our motto,
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but it never really stuck.
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Ms. Weston,
channel 8 just called
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to say they'll be covering
poko the clown's visit today.
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Channel 8 is coming?
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Daddy, I called them as
a long shot, but they're coming.
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I mean, this is such a coup.
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This is wonderful,
and it's for poko the clown.
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Yes, we're having him dedicate
the new children's wing.
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Oh, my kids love poko the clown.
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"Hey, I've got a raccoon
in my pants."
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I beg your pardon?
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No, that's poko's famous line.
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Then he goes into
the raccoon in my pants dance.
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I don't know
how I could have missed that.
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It must not have been
in his bio.
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Ms. Weston, Mrs. lundquist
is here to see you.
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Send her in, Ann,
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and would you pull
that clown file for me again?
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Hi, Harry.
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Carol, here's the publicity
budget for the next fiscal year.
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I thought maybe
you should see it.
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Thank you.
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Oh, and, Mrs. lundquist,
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channel 8 will be covering
poko's visit here today.
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I'm very impressed.
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Carol, you're doing
a terrific job.
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I'll see you later.
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Did you hear that, daddy?
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She's impressed.
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Yoo!
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All right,
let's get this baby going.
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Now, isn't this just perfect?
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Hello, Laverne.
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I've been looking all over
this damn hospital for you.
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I just dropped by to say hello.
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We got work to do.
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I checked
all your usual hideouts:
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The candy machine, your car,
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the men's room.
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By the way, Dr. Ford got himself
a nice new pair of shoes.
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Oh.
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Now let's get
our stories straight
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about what we did last weekend.
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You were making peach cobbler
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while I was helping
some amish people raise a barn.
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Charley, I'm starting to have
second thoughts about this.
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You can't back out now.
This is very important to me.
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Barbara, a man reaches
a certain age,
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and he naturally reevaluates
his life.
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The truth is, I'm not
that satisfied with my career.
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Seems like every time
a promotion comes along,
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it goes to someone smarter,
more qualified, more skilled.
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Poor Charley.
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If I'm going to get anywhere
on this ship,
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I'm going to have to revert
to the old standby:
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Brownnosing.
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Now, remember, tonight...
Conservative.
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No cleavage.
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And could you "Patty Duke up"
your hair a little?
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But I can feel it.
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You've got to trust me
on this one.
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I know you swallowed a seed,
but I promise you,
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there is no watermelon
growing in your tummy.
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Come, I promise.
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Go on.
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Don't forget. Hey, hey, here.
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Daddy, Laverne, quick,
turn on the TV.
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My poko story's on the news.
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Oh, isn't she something?
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Wait till you see this.
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I was nothing short
of wonderful.
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And who better to dedicate
the new children's wing...
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Oh, look.
There you are, next to poko.
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TV kiddy show poko the clown.
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It's always nice to see
the little boys and girls.
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Hey, everybody, what's this?
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Uh-oh.
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I've got a raccoon in my pants.
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Ha-ha.
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Oh, it is so wonderful
to have poko
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here with the kids today,
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because poko more than anyone
understands this hospital.
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Poko is family,
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our most generous donor,
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our most loyal patient.
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Every time poko is here,
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even during
his most acute depressions,
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he still finds time and strength
to come down from psychiatric
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and bring joy
to each child's bedside.
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A cheery face, a caring heart,
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a troubled soul...
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That is the magic of our poko.
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The story of one hospital
and one man's struggle.
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The tears of a clown.
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For channel 8, I'm pat maloney.
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00:11:08,074 --> 00:11:11,434
Tears of a clown.
I wrote that for him.
260
00:11:11,878 --> 00:11:14,579
Oh, daddy,
I am so proud of myself.
261
00:11:14,614 --> 00:11:16,080
I have shown that this hospital
262
00:11:16,116 --> 00:11:18,583
is more than just
brick and mortar.
263
00:11:18,618 --> 00:11:21,719
It's people reaching out
to those in need.
264
00:11:21,755 --> 00:11:22,954
Well, I've got to run.
265
00:11:22,989 --> 00:11:24,656
I want to see if I can get
this story picked up
266
00:11:24,691 --> 00:11:25,824
on the wire services.
267
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,044
Oh.
268
00:11:27,527 --> 00:11:30,557
I think she took one too many
swivels in that chair.
269
00:11:32,499 --> 00:11:33,598
Harry!
270
00:11:33,633 --> 00:11:35,266
I know. I know. I know.
I saw it.
271
00:11:35,302 --> 00:11:37,335
Harry, I've been on the phone
for the last hour
272
00:11:37,370 --> 00:11:40,705
trying to keep channel 8
from airing that interview.
273
00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:43,107
Look, Carol was just trying
to show the human side
274
00:11:43,143 --> 00:11:44,275
of the hospital.
275
00:11:44,311 --> 00:11:45,977
Well, poko's attorney called.
276
00:11:46,012 --> 00:11:48,546
They're suing for defamation
of character.
277
00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:50,382
Well, no, I mean, come on.
You know lawyers.
278
00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:51,983
They blow everything
out of proportion.
279
00:11:52,018 --> 00:11:54,342
Poko's a nut! Poko's a nut!
280
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,721
Your daughter's
little p.R. Stunt
281
00:11:56,756 --> 00:12:00,124
could end up costing us
as much as the new wing.
282
00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,826
I want her out of here.
283
00:12:01,862 --> 00:12:02,961
Why? Why?
284
00:12:02,996 --> 00:12:04,162
She made one little mistake.
285
00:12:04,197 --> 00:12:06,164
She has been doing
a sensational job.
286
00:12:06,199 --> 00:12:08,900
And, I mean, she's only been
here a few hours.
287
00:12:08,935 --> 00:12:09,968
Thank god.
288
00:12:10,003 --> 00:12:12,558
Think what she could do
in a full day.
289
00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:14,973
Oh, all right.
290
00:12:15,008 --> 00:12:18,376
Well, please, do me a favor
and break it to her gently.
291
00:12:18,411 --> 00:12:19,577
Me? No.
292
00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:20,645
You.
293
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,943
You hired her. You fire her.
294
00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:31,864
Good thing we didn't bother
memorizing Carol's extension.
295
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:46,272
Uh, excuse me. Hello, Mr. poko?
296
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,307
Yeah?
297
00:12:47,342 --> 00:12:49,475
My name is Dr. Harry Weston.
298
00:12:49,511 --> 00:12:50,797
I was...
299
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:55,181
Uh, I think you met
my daughter Carol
300
00:12:55,216 --> 00:12:57,093
this morning at the hospital.
301
00:12:57,685 --> 00:12:59,919
Well, I came by
because I wanted you to know
302
00:12:59,954 --> 00:13:02,922
just how terrible we both feel
about what happened.
303
00:13:02,957 --> 00:13:06,551
Your daughter killed
a 15-year career in two minutes.
304
00:13:07,262 --> 00:13:10,510
I'm not really good at hiding
my emotions, Dr. Weston.
305
00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:14,658
You are looking at
a very hostile man.
306
00:13:19,441 --> 00:13:20,473
Um, look, poko.
307
00:13:21,576 --> 00:13:23,295
I am so sorry.
308
00:13:23,778 --> 00:13:25,199
I am sorry, sir.
309
00:13:25,647 --> 00:13:27,280
Look, I realize
this is not the best time
310
00:13:27,315 --> 00:13:28,781
to ask you for a favor,
311
00:13:28,817 --> 00:13:31,551
but, I mean, I know
how you must be feeling.
312
00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:33,165
I doubt that.
313
00:13:33,621 --> 00:13:35,088
I doubt that you know the joy
314
00:13:35,123 --> 00:13:37,805
of conducting
an orchestra of seals
315
00:13:39,561 --> 00:13:43,119
or sharing a Volkswagen
with 28 other men.
316
00:13:44,632 --> 00:13:46,632
Poko, they fired Carol.
317
00:13:46,668 --> 00:13:48,034
Actually, I have to fire her.
318
00:13:48,069 --> 00:13:49,869
Do you know how hard
that's going to be for me,
319
00:13:49,904 --> 00:13:51,228
and for her?
320
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,473
You know, I can see just by
looking at your face
321
00:13:53,508 --> 00:13:55,274
that you're a very sensitive,
reasonable man,
322
00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,369
and, I mean,
for my daughter's sake,
323
00:13:57,466 --> 00:13:59,512
would you please consider
dropping the lawsuit?
324
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,561
If you do, maybe I can,
you know, get her job back.
325
00:14:03,318 --> 00:14:06,235
What kind of fool
do you take me for?
326
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,055
Well, maybe if you understood
327
00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:10,823
what Carol
was trying to do, poko.
328
00:14:10,859 --> 00:14:13,860
She was trying so hard
to humanize the hospital.
329
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,242
Humanize?
330
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:19,022
I'll tell you something
about humanity.
331
00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:21,667
I was giving a performance
this afternoon
332
00:14:21,703 --> 00:14:24,370
at the shopping mall
just after news came out,
333
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,572
and every one of those kids
there had seen the interview.
334
00:14:26,608 --> 00:14:27,608
I could tell.
335
00:14:27,642 --> 00:14:29,041
I open with a seltzer gag,
336
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,176
I segued into the unicycle,
337
00:14:30,211 --> 00:14:31,677
and then I took a pie
in the face.
338
00:14:31,713 --> 00:14:33,546
And you know what those children
were doing?
339
00:14:34,037 --> 00:14:35,158
No.
340
00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:38,240
They were laughing at me.
341
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:43,046
Oh, yeah, well, I mean,
you know how cruel kids can be.
342
00:14:43,525 --> 00:14:46,672
If kids think I'm crazy,
I'm ruined.
343
00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:49,119
Let me put it this way,
344
00:14:49,731 --> 00:14:52,052
when I put a stick of dynamite
in my mouth,
345
00:14:52,231 --> 00:14:54,610
if they think I'm really trying
to kill myself,
346
00:14:54,869 --> 00:14:57,157
it hurts the joke.
347
00:14:57,737 --> 00:15:00,571
I know, but, poko, this will
all blow over in a couple weeks,
348
00:15:00,606 --> 00:15:01,772
and, I mean, you'll be fine,
349
00:15:01,807 --> 00:15:03,807
but my daughter
will still be out of a job.
350
00:15:03,843 --> 00:15:05,142
I have nothing more
to say to you.
351
00:15:05,177 --> 00:15:06,276
I'm sorry.
352
00:15:06,312 --> 00:15:08,445
Your daughter has crushed
my self-esteem.
353
00:15:08,481 --> 00:15:11,115
She has stripped me
of my dignity.
354
00:15:18,424 --> 00:15:20,724
Hey, boys and girls.
355
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,060
Uh-oh. What's this?
356
00:15:23,095 --> 00:15:26,296
I've got a raccoon in my pants.
357
00:15:32,638 --> 00:15:35,672
- Hi, baby.
- Oh, daddy, come in.
358
00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:37,508
My mind is still buzzing.
359
00:15:37,543 --> 00:15:39,443
It's been two hours
since the interview,
360
00:15:39,478 --> 00:15:40,944
and I still haven't come down.
361
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:43,399
I think I can help you
with that.
362
00:15:45,084 --> 00:15:46,808
Carol, um...
363
00:15:47,653 --> 00:15:51,221
You revealed things about poko
that he didn't want known,
364
00:15:51,257 --> 00:15:53,057
and he has now slapped
the hospital with
365
00:15:53,092 --> 00:15:54,558
a multimillion-dollar lawsuit
366
00:15:54,593 --> 00:15:57,974
and Mrs. lundquist
wants you out.
367
00:15:59,598 --> 00:16:00,943
I'm fired?
368
00:16:03,302 --> 00:16:05,202
But I thought I was doing
such a good job.
369
00:16:05,237 --> 00:16:07,638
Well, you were, baby.
You were doing a great job.
370
00:16:07,673 --> 00:16:10,407
Except for that little slip
that led to this pesky
371
00:16:10,443 --> 00:16:12,671
multimillion-dollar lawsuit.
372
00:16:13,979 --> 00:16:15,813
I can't believe this.
373
00:16:15,848 --> 00:16:17,281
I just started today.
374
00:16:17,316 --> 00:16:19,716
I mean, a few minutes ago,
I was buzzing.
375
00:16:19,752 --> 00:16:22,661
I was dictating.
I was swiveling.
376
00:16:23,389 --> 00:16:25,722
I know, baby. I'm so sorry.
377
00:16:25,758 --> 00:16:27,357
I mean, you made
a little mistake,
378
00:16:27,393 --> 00:16:28,892
a mistake of enthusiasm.
379
00:16:28,928 --> 00:16:30,761
I know how hard you tried.
380
00:16:31,412 --> 00:16:32,751
Thank you, daddy.
381
00:16:35,568 --> 00:16:37,622
Honey, if there's anything
you need...
382
00:16:39,572 --> 00:16:41,827
Just a little time alone.
383
00:16:43,642 --> 00:16:44,832
Sure.
384
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,793
Well, I'm real proud of you.
385
00:16:50,316 --> 00:16:51,482
Ready for captain Burke?
386
00:16:51,517 --> 00:16:52,690
Ready for captain Burke.
387
00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:55,032
Pop quiz: What do you say
if he compliments your dress?
388
00:16:55,066 --> 00:16:57,066
Oh, this old thing?
389
00:16:57,101 --> 00:16:58,968
What do you say
if you accidentally swear?
390
00:16:59,003 --> 00:17:01,303
Oops. Pardon my French.
391
00:17:02,674 --> 00:17:04,146
There he is.
392
00:17:04,509 --> 00:17:06,217
Places, everybody.
393
00:17:11,449 --> 00:17:13,416
Captain Burke,
thanks for coming.
394
00:17:13,451 --> 00:17:14,517
My pleasure, Charles.
395
00:17:14,552 --> 00:17:16,118
This is my fiancee, babs.
396
00:17:16,154 --> 00:17:17,753
Pleased to meet you,
captain Burke.
397
00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:18,921
My pleasure.
398
00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:19,956
You look lovely.
399
00:17:19,991 --> 00:17:21,257
Oh, this old thing.
400
00:17:21,292 --> 00:17:24,154
Just a simplicity pattern.
401
00:17:24,595 --> 00:17:26,305
Nice touch.
402
00:17:26,664 --> 00:17:28,564
You're a lucky dog, Charles.
403
00:17:28,599 --> 00:17:29,765
She's a good choice.
404
00:17:29,801 --> 00:17:31,267
I'll get some refreshments;
405
00:17:31,302 --> 00:17:32,802
Some lemonade
and apple brown Betty
406
00:17:32,837 --> 00:17:34,103
should hit the spot.
407
00:17:34,138 --> 00:17:36,007
Oh, sweetheart?
408
00:17:40,378 --> 00:17:41,610
You know, I'm surprised
409
00:17:41,646 --> 00:17:44,213
Charles spends as much time
at sea as he does,
410
00:17:44,248 --> 00:17:46,449
with a lovely young lady
like you waiting for him.
411
00:17:46,484 --> 00:17:48,050
Why, thank you, captain.
412
00:17:48,086 --> 00:17:49,151
Yes.
413
00:17:49,187 --> 00:17:52,455
Tell me, do you swing?
414
00:17:58,396 --> 00:18:01,273
Charley, could you
come in here, please?
415
00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:13,095
What's going on here, lamb chop?
416
00:18:13,578 --> 00:18:15,544
Captain Burke tried
to navigate his way
417
00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:18,024
under this old thing.
418
00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:22,151
My dumpling must be joking.
419
00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:23,252
- Tell him.
- Ahh!
420
00:18:23,287 --> 00:18:25,755
I swing! I swing!
421
00:18:25,790 --> 00:18:27,957
I'm sorry. I apologize.
422
00:18:27,992 --> 00:18:30,192
My behavior was inexcusable.
423
00:18:30,228 --> 00:18:33,028
Hey, hey, hey. Forget it.
424
00:18:33,064 --> 00:18:34,130
Charley!
425
00:18:34,165 --> 00:18:36,165
Hey, compadre,
let's go to my place
426
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,734
and talk about
that chief purser situation.
427
00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:40,302
Good idea.
428
00:18:40,338 --> 00:18:41,737
I got to level with you, sir.
429
00:18:41,773 --> 00:18:44,273
I figured all you ever thought
about was steering the ship.
430
00:18:44,308 --> 00:18:45,341
Wrong.
431
00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:47,376
All I ever think about is women.
432
00:18:47,411 --> 00:18:50,025
Oh, captain, my captain.
433
00:18:52,416 --> 00:18:53,729
Hi, daddy.
434
00:18:54,018 --> 00:18:55,551
Yeah, hi.
435
00:18:55,586 --> 00:18:56,719
What's the matter?
436
00:18:56,754 --> 00:18:59,021
I had to fire Carol today.
437
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:01,323
Today? She just started today.
438
00:19:02,493 --> 00:19:03,893
Well, I'll fill you in later.
439
00:19:03,928 --> 00:19:06,529
Suffice it to say, there is
an angry clown, a lawsuit,
440
00:19:06,564 --> 00:19:09,179
and a homeless raccoon.
441
00:19:10,835 --> 00:19:12,201
Um, hello, Dr. Weston.
442
00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:14,370
I hope you don't mind
my dropping by like this.
443
00:19:14,913 --> 00:19:16,338
I'm sorry. Do I know you?
444
00:19:18,042 --> 00:19:20,843
Oh, poko. Oh, please, come in.
445
00:19:20,878 --> 00:19:22,611
This is my other daughter.
That's Barbara.
446
00:19:22,647 --> 00:19:23,612
Nice to meet you.
447
00:19:23,648 --> 00:19:25,981
I don't usually look like this.
448
00:19:26,017 --> 00:19:27,820
Neither do I.
449
00:19:30,288 --> 00:19:33,489
Anyway, after my behavior
this afternoon,
450
00:19:33,524 --> 00:19:35,024
I wanted to come by personally
451
00:19:35,059 --> 00:19:37,459
and tell you that I'm dropping
the lawsuit.
452
00:19:37,495 --> 00:19:39,094
You're dropping the lawsuit.
453
00:19:39,130 --> 00:19:41,831
I just can't believe
how my fans rallied around me
454
00:19:41,866 --> 00:19:43,265
after that interview,
455
00:19:43,301 --> 00:19:44,900
and the station manager
was so excited
456
00:19:44,936 --> 00:19:46,735
that he renewed my contract.
457
00:19:46,771 --> 00:19:49,438
And best of all,
there's talk of a book deal.
458
00:19:49,473 --> 00:19:50,873
Great. An autobiography?
459
00:19:50,908 --> 00:19:55,511
No, it's a comic book. Poko man.
460
00:19:55,546 --> 00:19:57,680
I'll have the power of flight,
461
00:19:57,715 --> 00:20:01,217
and I'll be able to lift buses
and things.
462
00:20:01,252 --> 00:20:02,751
So, well, you can say
463
00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:04,954
that Carol actually helped
your career.
464
00:20:04,989 --> 00:20:06,670
Don't push it.
465
00:20:07,391 --> 00:20:09,391
Anyway, tell Carol
that I dropped by, all right?
466
00:20:09,427 --> 00:20:11,026
Well, I got to run.
467
00:20:11,062 --> 00:20:12,361
I finally got a date
with the woman
468
00:20:12,396 --> 00:20:14,942
who plays the wedge of cheese
on our show.
469
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,233
I'm going to call Mrs. lundquist
470
00:20:17,268 --> 00:20:19,768
and get your sister's job back.
471
00:20:22,406 --> 00:20:24,128
Hi, Barbara.
472
00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:25,875
Am I seeing things,
473
00:20:25,910 --> 00:20:28,944
or did someone
just drive away in a shoe?
474
00:20:30,748 --> 00:20:32,181
That was poko.
475
00:20:32,216 --> 00:20:33,983
He came over to say
he's dropping the lawsuit,
476
00:20:34,018 --> 00:20:36,218
and daddy's on the phone
right now with Mrs. lundquist,
477
00:20:36,254 --> 00:20:38,053
trying to get your job back.
478
00:20:38,089 --> 00:20:39,388
You're kidding.
479
00:20:39,423 --> 00:20:41,825
I can't believe you got fired
on the first day.
480
00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:46,395
So you've racked up, what, about
15 minutes of vacation time?
481
00:20:46,998 --> 00:20:50,599
Barbara, I am not embarrassed
about what happened.
482
00:20:50,635 --> 00:20:52,067
I mean, it's not like
I compromised
483
00:20:52,103 --> 00:20:53,736
our national security.
484
00:20:53,771 --> 00:20:56,745
I irritated a clown,
for god's sake.
485
00:20:57,275 --> 00:20:58,841
Oh, hi, sweetheart.
486
00:20:58,876 --> 00:21:00,309
How are you doing? Welcome home.
487
00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:01,644
Daddy?
488
00:21:01,679 --> 00:21:02,845
Yes, dear?
489
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:03,846
Well...
490
00:21:03,881 --> 00:21:05,180
Well, what?
491
00:21:05,216 --> 00:21:08,397
Daddy, did Mrs. lundquist
give me back my job?
492
00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:10,653
No, dear, I'm sorry.
493
00:21:10,688 --> 00:21:13,188
She is still very mad at you.
494
00:21:13,224 --> 00:21:14,456
Oh.
495
00:21:14,492 --> 00:21:16,961
Well, that's not
very mature of her.
496
00:21:18,296 --> 00:21:21,765
I'm glad I put that banana
in her tailpipe.
497
00:21:23,601 --> 00:21:26,502
So, baby, what are you
going to do now?
498
00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:28,470
Well, tomorrow
I'm going to go out
499
00:21:28,506 --> 00:21:30,406
and start looking
for a new p.R. Job.
500
00:21:30,441 --> 00:21:32,875
I mean, okay, maybe
I screwed up on this one,
501
00:21:32,910 --> 00:21:35,945
but at least now I know
what it is I want to do.
502
00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:39,025
That was one hell
of a four hours.
503
00:21:39,617 --> 00:21:40,849
If you think that was fun,
504
00:21:40,885 --> 00:21:43,294
wait till you try working
past lunch.
505
00:21:45,923 --> 00:21:48,657
You're looking at
the new chief purser.
506
00:21:48,693 --> 00:21:50,926
The captain said
the job is mine...
507
00:21:50,962 --> 00:21:54,372
If you just sort of sleep
with him on the trip to Aruba.
508
00:21:56,367 --> 00:21:58,901
And I said, "no way."
509
00:21:58,936 --> 00:22:01,670
No job is worth it."
510
00:22:01,706 --> 00:22:04,522
I can't get a break.
511
00:22:06,544 --> 00:22:08,853
Good daddy.
512
00:22:08,903 --> 00:22:13,453
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