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Life goes on
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and so do we
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just how we do it
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is no mystery
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sometimes the answer
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can be hard to find
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that's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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Rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
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as life goes on
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we share it all
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as life goes on
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Ahhh.
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Ah-ha.
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Ah.
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I heard that, dreyfuss,
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and I know what you're up to.
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You're going into your pathetic
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"pity me, pity me" look.
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Gonna try to con me
out of half my dinner,
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when you've already refused
to eat the dinner
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I made for you.
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No way, pal.
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Not gonna happen. Not this time.
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Finished.
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Boy, you are good.
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Oh, here. All right, go.
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No more.
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Hi. You're going to love this.
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Hi. Okay.
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Daddy, I don't usually come
over here
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talking personal triumph
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but today, I can actually say
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I think maybe, perhaps,
I might have a little bit.
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Of a personal triumph.
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Sort of.
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How can you be so sure?
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Look.
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This is a portfolio
of pictures I took
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for my photography class.
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Oh, dear, that's nice.
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Why, I like this landscape.
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It looks like
an ansel Adams photograph.
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It is.
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I took a picture of one
for practice.
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But what I came here
to tell you is...
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What are you eating?
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Uh, nuked bacon
and pop-up waffles.
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You call that dinner?
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I call that breakfast.
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I'm having breakfast for dinner.
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Why?
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I had dinner for lunch.
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So let me guess.
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You had lunch for breakfast.
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No, for breakfast,
I had chocolate cake.
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I am dumping this,
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and we are going out
for a decent meal.
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All right, excuse me, now.
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Before you dump that, I would...
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Look over my left shoulder.
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Awww.
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No.
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It's not good for him,
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and it is not good for you.
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Hi. I'm in a hurry.
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Here's those insurance forms
you wanted me to sign.
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I can't stay.
Mack's waiting for me.
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Whoa, wait, mack?
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I never heard mack before.
Who's mack?
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My new guy.
And don't ask me about him.
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You don't wanna know.
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Ah, no. Sounds like a big bike.
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It's his Harley-Davidson.
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Oh, yeah. Red beard, tank top.
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Good catch.
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You might ask him
to pull up his pants a little.
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He's getting impatient.
I gotta go.
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Wait a minute. Wait, wait.
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What happened to hello?
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Hello?
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Hello to your sister. Hello.
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It's an old American greeting.
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Harley used to say it
to Davidson.
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He'd never say it to Carol.
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All right, come on.
Let's go, please.
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What's going on?
Come on, come on.
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Just talk it through now.
You'll feel better.
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I promise
you will both feel better.
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Your daughter...
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Is the most irresponsible,
destructive,
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careless brat
in the whole world.
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Oh, great,
from the overly sensitive,
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hysterical queen
of exaggeration.
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She borrows my brand-new car,
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and the first thing she does
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is put a gigantic dent in it.
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It was not a dent.
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It was a ding.
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- Dent!
- Ding!
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No, stop, fine.
No, you were right.
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The silent treatment
is much better.
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Come on, let's go.
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I will never let you borrow
anything again.
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- Ding!
- Go, mack is waiting.
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You know how he gets.
Very impatient.
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Well, that was touching.
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Well, what is
this personal triumph?
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Ok.
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There's this new art gallery,
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a very important gallery
opening in Orlando.
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And as part of a special one-day
exhibition only,
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they're going to hang
five pictures
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from our photography class.
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And one of them is yours!
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- Two.
- Two!
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That's twice as good as one.
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They want me there
for the opening.
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Daddy, I know it is impossible
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for you to take time off,
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but I can't bear the thought
of standing there
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while 200 strangers
criticize my work.
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I need a hand to hold.
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I need a knuckle to bite on
that's not my own.
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My knuckle is yours.
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When is this?
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- The 19th.
- The 19th?
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I will clear my office calendar.
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Ah, ha, ha, ha!
You're really going?
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Yeah, come on.
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We'll fly up to Orlando.
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I'll rent a car.
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I love rental cars.
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People steal 'em,
you don't care.
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And then after the gallery,
we'll go out.
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We'll have a really
kind of special dinner together.
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We'll make it
a real father-daughter,
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just the two of us together day,
all right?
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Thank you, daddy.
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No, don't say thank you.
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You say you're welcome.
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I'm doing the thank-you here.
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You just said you needed
your daddy's knuckle.
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Whoa, that's so nice.
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Take your pick.
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Laverne, did you check
on the 19th?
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You have a 12-hour day
on the 19th,
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plus a hospital board meetin'.
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Downright impossible
for me to clear
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that busy a schedule
on this short notice.
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Clear it, and you get
the day off, too.
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- Cleared.
- Mm-hmm.
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Ah, senora arrosco.
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Aqui es El prescripcion
for Esteban.
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Oh, uh, Esteban.
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Uh, uh, hasta la...
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Vaya con...
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Whatever, whatever.
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Hasta la...
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Hasta la...
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Vista, hasta la vista.
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Vista, vista.
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Daddy.
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You'll never guess
what happened to me.
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Obviously, you've given up mack.
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No, I'm working undercover.
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Do you remember when I got shot?
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Yeah, I still remember that day.
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It took the paramedics
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three days, to get my heart
out of my throat.
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Well, also, because I saved
my partner's life
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in that operation,
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the police commissioner
is giving me
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the gold medal of valor.
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The highest award they give!
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Me, I'm getting it!
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I am so impressed.
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That's very impressive, dear.
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This isn't just one
of those atta-boy awards.
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You know, where they give you
a little pat on the back.
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Winning this medal
is major police stuff.
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I'm a monster cop.
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Everything I ever wanted
in a daughter.
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Oh, honey. I am really...
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I'm very proud of you.
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And I can take anyone I want
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to the ceremony.
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And guess who I wanna take.
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Does he wear his pants
at half mast?
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No.
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Then it's me! Ah...
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Good! When, when is this?
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- Next Wednesday.
- I'm there.
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Thanks, daddy!
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Oh, honey,
could you shift a little bit?
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Your gun is in my ribs.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, thanks so much.
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No, no, you say you're welcome.
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I'm the thank-you here,
for including your daddy
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in such an important day.
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I love you.
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Ah!
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Ah.
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Listen, Harry Weston.
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Harry Weston.
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When they hand out trophies
for father of the year,
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you're gonna need a moving Van
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to get all yours home.
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Yes, Mrs. gossett.
That'll be fine.
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- Laverne, i...
- Excuse me.
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Well, spit it out.
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Oh.
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I need Dr. Gordon
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to fill in for me
next Wednesday.
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I have a very important day
with Barbara.
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I know.
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I'm already takin' care of that.
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That's right, Mrs. gossett.
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Junior's next appointment
will be with Dr. Gordon.
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That's right,
next Wednesday, the 19th.
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Uh-huh.
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The 19th is Wednesday?
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Yes.
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So that would make Wednesday
the 19.
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Can't slip anything past you.
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No, I mean, I didn't know
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Wednesday was the 19th.
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I have the thing with Carol,
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and I have the thing
with Barbara the same day.
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I have the Carol thing
and the Barbara thing.
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Sounds to me
like you're over-thanged.
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I mean, I-i can't be
in two cities
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at the same time.
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No matter which one I choose,
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they're gonna think
I'm playing favorites.
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So which one's it gonna be?
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Agh, it's like the old riddle.
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You have two daughters drowning,
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which one do you save?
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Well, what's the answer?
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That's it.
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There is no answer.
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Well, that's a hell
of a dumb riddle.
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Oh, this is nice.
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So you and mom
used to come here?
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All the time.
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Dr. Weston.
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It's soooo good to see you.
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Albert, Albert.
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This is my daughter, Carol.
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Oh, of course, of course.
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Of course!
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Yes, well, we've reserved
your usual table for you.
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We still remember here.
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Please.
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Now, I want you
and your daughter
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to have a magnificent luncheon.
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That's an order. Enjoy.
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Enjoy.
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Enjoy!
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Really, enjoy.
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Actually, I don't come here
for the food.
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I come
for the full-body massage.
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I was so surprised
when you called me for lunch.
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This will be fun.
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Well, this is
a little more than lunch, dear.
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I-I wanted to ask you
something important.
272
00:09:24,343 --> 00:09:27,044
Our special today
is Maine lobster.
273
00:09:30,115 --> 00:09:31,948
Something funny about lobster?
274
00:09:31,984 --> 00:09:35,319
No, something wonderful
about your mother.
275
00:09:35,354 --> 00:09:36,320
Tell me.
276
00:09:36,355 --> 00:09:37,821
Well, I don't know.
277
00:09:37,856 --> 00:09:39,456
One night we came here
for lobster.
278
00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:42,059
That was before your sister,
Emily was born.
279
00:09:42,094 --> 00:09:43,760
Now, halfway through
the main course,
280
00:09:43,796 --> 00:09:45,595
your mother looks
at me and says,
281
00:09:45,631 --> 00:09:47,364
"I want another baby."
282
00:09:47,399 --> 00:09:49,099
Next thing I know,
283
00:09:49,134 --> 00:09:50,434
her hand is
under my lobster bib,
284
00:09:50,469 --> 00:09:52,002
and she's unbuttoning my shirt.
285
00:09:52,037 --> 00:09:54,171
Mom? My mom?
286
00:09:54,206 --> 00:09:55,972
Hey, the way your mother
could unbutton a shirt
287
00:09:56,008 --> 00:09:59,142
was one of the reasons
I married her.
288
00:09:59,178 --> 00:10:00,811
Anyway, I mean, I say,
"what, here?"
289
00:10:00,846 --> 00:10:03,880
She goes, "no, that little motel
across the street."
290
00:10:03,916 --> 00:10:05,549
"You check in as Dr. Smith.
291
00:10:05,584 --> 00:10:09,019
I'll come as a bimbo
named mitzy."
292
00:10:09,054 --> 00:10:10,454
Next thing I know, I am.
293
00:10:10,489 --> 00:10:11,455
I'm up there. I'm at the desk.
294
00:10:11,490 --> 00:10:13,123
And I'm signing the register.
295
00:10:13,158 --> 00:10:14,858
And... but I notice
this clerk is staring.
296
00:10:14,893 --> 00:10:16,493
So I whispered to your mother,
297
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,595
"why is he staring?"
298
00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:20,221
And she says "because darling..."
299
00:10:20,265 --> 00:10:21,565
"You're checking in
for a quickie,
300
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,220
and you're wearing
a lobster bib."
301
00:10:24,351 --> 00:10:25,435
She knew it.
302
00:10:25,465 --> 00:10:27,446
She let me wear that bib
over to the motel.
303
00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:28,702
Oh, daddy.
304
00:10:29,074 --> 00:10:32,542
You're so lucky to have
such wonderful memories
305
00:10:32,578 --> 00:10:34,706
of the good times in your life.
306
00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:37,076
I have so few.
307
00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:41,272
You know something, daddy?
308
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,141
That's what our trip
to Orlando this week
309
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,609
is gonna be all about.
310
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,600
My memory.
311
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,449
Well, what is it?
312
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,517
Wh-what?
313
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:53,684
You said you had
314
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,086
something important
you wanted to ask me.
315
00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:56,941
What is it?
316
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,860
Who do you like better?
317
00:11:01,897 --> 00:11:03,813
Siskel or ebert?
318
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:10,468
I'll get you that
special dessert you ordered,
319
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,003
Dr. Weston.
320
00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:14,939
I can see why mom loved it here.
321
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,974
You must have wonderful memories
of this place.
322
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,476
No, no memories.
323
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,746
Not at all. Nothing.
324
00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:23,347
I don't remember Albert.
325
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,982
Well, I'm having fun.
326
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,152
Well...
327
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:29,520
For you.
328
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,807
Because you're getting
that medal.
329
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,634
A watch.
330
00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:40,198
"My hero love, dad."
331
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,772
Made it up myself.
332
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,600
You're not coming.
333
00:11:48,090 --> 00:11:49,107
What?
334
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,408
My awards ceremony.
335
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,037
You're not coming, are you?
336
00:11:52,076 --> 00:11:53,611
Well, it's not
that I'm not coming.
337
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,279
Believe me, no. It's not that.
338
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,348
Ah... no, I mean,
I mean, I wanna be there
339
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,482
more than anything
in the world, dear.
340
00:11:59,507 --> 00:12:01,018
It's... it's just that I can,
341
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,013
so yes, I'm not coming.
342
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:05,990
That has to be the worst excuse
343
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,325
I ever made up in my life.
344
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,360
- Daddy!
- Honey, Barbara, listen.
345
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,995
I had already promised
your sister
346
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,563
I would go with her to Orlando
347
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,599
to see a couple
of her photographs exhibited.
348
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,567
I am getting the highest medal
349
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,669
the police department can give.
350
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,037
You think
it's more important to see
351
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,105
a few photographs?
352
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,207
By a woman who photographs
the inside
353
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,375
of your maytag washer
354
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,605
and calls it "a mother's womb"?
355
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:32,250
I thought I recognized my socks.
356
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,851
Daddy, don't you know
357
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,410
how you're making me feel?
358
00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:38,122
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
359
00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:39,558
Come on, honey.
360
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,893
You know how easily
your sister gets hurt.
361
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,629
Oh, Carol's weak,
and Barbara's strong.
362
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:45,730
You can step on Barbara
363
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,365
because she's always
a good sport.
364
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,834
Where is it written
that I can't be hurt?
365
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,447
I'm hurting now.
366
00:12:51,486 --> 00:12:53,838
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
367
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,106
Look, honey, Barbara...
368
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,274
wait, she screams more,
369
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,341
and then she gets more.
370
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,843
Maybe I should learn
to scream more.
371
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,372
Good for you.
372
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,813
Listen, excuse me,
373
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,148
I'm having enough trouble here
374
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,117
without having an argument
at your table, too.
375
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,186
Please. Now come on, honey.
376
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,087
And worse!
377
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,455
You thought you could get
away with it
378
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,057
by bribing me.
379
00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:14,058
I don't want the watch.
380
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:15,059
Hmmm.
381
00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:17,328
For she's a jolly good hero
382
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:18,996
for she's a jolly good hero
383
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,032
for she's a jolly goo...
384
00:13:23,855 --> 00:13:26,856
Albert, do not touch me.
385
00:13:32,215 --> 00:13:34,348
Come on, dreyfuss.
386
00:13:34,384 --> 00:13:35,650
Give me emotion.
387
00:13:35,685 --> 00:13:37,184
Give me anger.
388
00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:39,330
Work with me.
389
00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:43,090
Well, well.
390
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,492
What have we here?
391
00:13:44,846 --> 00:13:47,770
Man's best friend
with the worlds worst date.
392
00:13:48,571 --> 00:13:49,876
Here, Charlie.
393
00:13:49,899 --> 00:13:51,759
What's this?
394
00:13:52,335 --> 00:13:54,916
Still life with moron.
395
00:13:55,571 --> 00:13:57,250
I want copies.
396
00:13:57,274 --> 00:13:58,305
Where's your dad?
397
00:13:58,341 --> 00:13:59,774
Upstairs getting dressed.
398
00:13:59,809 --> 00:14:00,841
Is he in a good mood?
399
00:14:00,864 --> 00:14:01,928
I got a favor to ask him.
400
00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:03,025
Sure.
401
00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,111
Good, then he's not still moping
402
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,147
over that thing with Barbara.
403
00:14:06,182 --> 00:14:08,482
What are you talking about?
404
00:14:08,518 --> 00:14:10,651
Oh, ho, ho!
405
00:14:10,687 --> 00:14:13,087
You don't know.
406
00:14:13,122 --> 00:14:15,156
I'm in on something really good
about Barbara,
407
00:14:15,191 --> 00:14:18,559
and you don't have a clue.
408
00:14:18,594 --> 00:14:19,960
So tell me. What?
409
00:14:19,996 --> 00:14:22,730
I know something
you don't know
410
00:14:22,765 --> 00:14:24,065
Hey, come on, let's go here.
411
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,183
Hi, Charlie, how you doing?
412
00:14:25,222 --> 00:14:26,434
Hey, buddy.
413
00:14:26,469 --> 00:14:27,535
I got a favor to ask you.
414
00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:28,877
I came over to borrow something.
415
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:30,137
- What?
- Your house.
416
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,139
- My house?
- You're going away today.
417
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:33,908
It's not like you need it.
418
00:14:33,943 --> 00:14:35,409
What would you want
my house for?
419
00:14:35,445 --> 00:14:36,677
It's kinda personal.
420
00:14:36,713 --> 00:14:37,812
I'd rather not get into it.
421
00:14:37,847 --> 00:14:40,676
This is four bedrooms, right?
422
00:14:42,085 --> 00:14:44,785
No, Charlie,
you may not have my house.
423
00:14:44,821 --> 00:14:46,787
Geez, come on.
I'm gonna give it back.
424
00:14:46,823 --> 00:14:48,122
Goodbye, Charlie. Goodbye.
425
00:14:48,157 --> 00:14:49,256
Okay.
426
00:14:49,292 --> 00:14:50,591
But you better put a note
on the door.
427
00:14:50,626 --> 00:14:53,627
There's a lotta people
coming over in togas.
428
00:14:57,033 --> 00:14:58,265
What's up, daddy?
429
00:14:58,301 --> 00:14:59,800
What's this problem with Barbara
430
00:14:59,836 --> 00:15:01,102
Charlie was talking about?
431
00:15:01,137 --> 00:15:02,303
Oh, I don't know. It's nothing.
432
00:15:02,338 --> 00:15:04,505
She's getting a police medal
right about now.
433
00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:05,506
I'm not there, and she's angry.
434
00:15:05,541 --> 00:15:06,707
Come on, let's go.
435
00:15:06,743 --> 00:15:08,593
- A medal?
- The gold medal of valor.
436
00:15:08,656 --> 00:15:09,975
Come on, let's go.
437
00:15:10,023 --> 00:15:11,697
Isn't that kind of important?
438
00:15:11,728 --> 00:15:13,203
It's the highest level
they give.
439
00:15:13,236 --> 00:15:14,815
Come, let's go.
440
00:15:14,851 --> 00:15:16,921
What kind of a father are you?
441
00:15:18,688 --> 00:15:19,720
I beg your pardon?
442
00:15:19,756 --> 00:15:21,155
This has got to be
443
00:15:21,190 --> 00:15:22,523
the most important day
of her life.
444
00:15:22,558 --> 00:15:23,657
And you're not there?
445
00:15:23,693 --> 00:15:26,026
I had already promised
I would go with you.
446
00:15:26,062 --> 00:15:28,194
That poor little Barb.
447
00:15:29,932 --> 00:15:31,298
Poor little Barb?
448
00:15:31,334 --> 00:15:33,701
What's going on? Who are you?
449
00:15:33,736 --> 00:15:35,770
Daddy, even I know
the importance
450
00:15:35,805 --> 00:15:37,605
of a gold medal of valor
451
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,240
over a couple of photographs.
452
00:15:39,275 --> 00:15:40,474
Well, I didn't think
you could handle it, dear,
453
00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:41,675
because you know how
emotional you...
454
00:15:41,711 --> 00:15:43,711
oh, oh, oh. Now I understand.
455
00:15:43,746 --> 00:15:47,014
I am the overemotional,
neurotic, weak one.
456
00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:49,517
Well, yes.
457
00:15:49,552 --> 00:15:52,286
You give me no credit
for being adult.
458
00:15:52,321 --> 00:15:53,954
You have absolutely no idea
459
00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:55,623
who or what your daughters are.
460
00:15:55,658 --> 00:15:57,925
And I resent
what you have done to me.
461
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,295
And my little sister.
462
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:10,271
Do you believe this?
463
00:16:18,681 --> 00:16:21,682
Excuse me, daddy of the year.
464
00:16:21,717 --> 00:16:23,017
You gonna hide out
in this office
465
00:16:23,052 --> 00:16:24,251
all day long?
466
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:27,188
Do we have any aspirins
in this damn office
467
00:16:27,223 --> 00:16:30,257
that aren't orange flavored?
468
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,392
Can't figure out how to get back
469
00:16:31,427 --> 00:16:33,260
in the good graces
of your daughters, huh?
470
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,529
None of them are talking to me.
471
00:16:35,565 --> 00:16:36,630
Ugh.
472
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:38,599
I hate aspirins
you have to chew.
473
00:16:38,634 --> 00:16:39,600
Blech.
474
00:16:39,635 --> 00:16:42,102
You can warn Esteban,
the arrosco kid.
475
00:16:42,138 --> 00:16:44,052
Didn't I see him last week?
476
00:16:44,091 --> 00:16:46,340
His mama says
he keeps spitting out
477
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:47,942
the medicine you prescribed.
478
00:16:47,977 --> 00:16:48,943
She thought he'd better talk
479
00:16:48,978 --> 00:16:50,211
to the doctor personally,
480
00:16:50,246 --> 00:16:52,112
mano a mano.
481
00:16:52,148 --> 00:16:53,714
I'll go with you and translate.
482
00:16:53,749 --> 00:16:54,882
Laverne, I can handle this.
483
00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:56,517
My Spanish is getting
much better, thank you.
484
00:16:56,552 --> 00:16:58,682
Yeah, I know.
485
00:17:01,757 --> 00:17:03,424
Buenos d?as, Esteban.
486
00:17:03,459 --> 00:17:07,428
El medico dice buenos d?as,
Esteban.
487
00:17:07,463 --> 00:17:08,762
Laverne, you don't have
to translate Spanish
488
00:17:08,798 --> 00:17:10,831
into Spanish.
489
00:17:10,867 --> 00:17:14,101
I'm just lettin' him know
I'm the translator.
490
00:17:14,136 --> 00:17:17,805
Now, Esteban, uh... Pffft.
491
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,506
Ahora, Esteban.
492
00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:22,209
Uh... Pffft.
493
00:17:22,245 --> 00:17:23,715
Laverne.
494
00:17:23,769 --> 00:17:25,449
If you'll stop having trouble
in English,
495
00:17:25,481 --> 00:17:26,914
I can go faster in Spanish.
496
00:17:26,949 --> 00:17:29,907
Laverne, hasta la vista.
497
00:17:33,756 --> 00:17:35,687
Okay, Esteban.
498
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,626
Usted, mi, dos amigos.
499
00:17:38,661 --> 00:17:40,361
?No dos amigos?
500
00:17:40,396 --> 00:17:41,896
Okay, look.
501
00:17:41,931 --> 00:17:43,697
No, no, let's talk. Let's talk.
502
00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:45,032
Uh, hablamos.
503
00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:47,167
Nosotros hablamos...
504
00:17:47,203 --> 00:17:50,004
Mono a mono.
505
00:17:50,039 --> 00:17:51,572
You're giggling, I'm giggling.
506
00:17:51,607 --> 00:17:53,908
I don't know why.
507
00:17:53,943 --> 00:17:55,209
Laverne, mono a mono.
508
00:17:55,244 --> 00:17:56,410
What did I say?
509
00:17:56,445 --> 00:17:59,380
Monkey to monkey.
510
00:17:59,415 --> 00:18:00,415
Monkey to monkey. Well.
511
00:18:06,055 --> 00:18:07,187
Whoo, yeah.
512
00:18:07,223 --> 00:18:08,389
Harry, usted es kooky.
513
00:18:08,424 --> 00:18:10,190
Okay, Esteban.
514
00:18:10,226 --> 00:18:13,427
Now, usted es un...
515
00:18:13,462 --> 00:18:14,628
Mono poquito.
516
00:18:14,664 --> 00:18:18,232
But if you...
517
00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:19,500
Medicino,
518
00:18:19,535 --> 00:18:20,601
mono grande.
519
00:18:20,636 --> 00:18:22,703
Si, king Kong.
520
00:18:22,738 --> 00:18:25,172
Mighty Jose-ong, eh?
521
00:18:25,207 --> 00:18:28,208
Ah, bien. Por favor.
522
00:18:30,646 --> 00:18:32,246
Bueno, ?eh? See that, eh?
523
00:18:32,281 --> 00:18:33,814
All right. Laverne.
524
00:18:33,849 --> 00:18:36,016
He'll be just fine
with his medicine.
525
00:18:36,052 --> 00:18:37,017
Thank you.
526
00:18:37,053 --> 00:18:38,285
Oh, bueno, Esteban.
527
00:18:38,321 --> 00:18:40,387
Vamonos.
528
00:18:41,013 --> 00:18:43,278
Adios, amigo.
529
00:18:43,601 --> 00:18:44,658
Harry.
530
00:18:44,694 --> 00:18:46,168
Harry.
531
00:18:47,396 --> 00:18:49,363
How is it
I can communicate better
532
00:18:49,398 --> 00:18:51,565
with a 10-year-old boy
in a language I don't know
533
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,267
than I can
with my own daughters?
534
00:18:53,302 --> 00:18:55,135
Because in this office,
535
00:18:55,171 --> 00:18:56,470
you're good at what you do.
536
00:18:56,505 --> 00:18:57,471
Doctorin'.
537
00:18:57,506 --> 00:18:58,839
So stop feelin' guilty.
538
00:18:58,874 --> 00:19:00,007
You can't be good at everything,
539
00:19:00,042 --> 00:19:01,042
especially daughters.
540
00:19:01,077 --> 00:19:02,142
Well, it makes me mad.
541
00:19:02,178 --> 00:19:04,178
I should not be having
this problem.
542
00:19:04,213 --> 00:19:06,146
Even the good lord Jesus
543
00:19:06,182 --> 00:19:09,395
said, "oh, god, why hast thou
forsaken me?"
544
00:19:11,287 --> 00:19:12,252
Yeah, and?
545
00:19:12,288 --> 00:19:14,188
Well, if he was upset
with his father,
546
00:19:14,223 --> 00:19:17,224
what chance you think you got
with your kids?
547
00:19:20,062 --> 00:19:22,396
Dr. Weston.
548
00:19:22,431 --> 00:19:23,827
Eh...
549
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:27,101
Um, they're both here.
550
00:19:27,136 --> 00:19:29,470
Albert, I am facing
two very angry daughters.
551
00:19:29,505 --> 00:19:32,706
I give you permission to hug me.
552
00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:34,908
Oh.
553
00:19:34,944 --> 00:19:36,718
Good luck.
554
00:19:42,519 --> 00:19:43,952
Good evening.
555
00:19:43,987 --> 00:19:46,187
Would you like your menus now?
556
00:19:46,223 --> 00:19:48,713
Uh, no, not... not yet please.
557
00:19:49,659 --> 00:19:50,692
- Daddy...
- But..
558
00:19:50,727 --> 00:19:52,227
Not a word. Don't say a word.
559
00:19:52,262 --> 00:19:53,461
- The only reason...
- Not a... pro...
560
00:19:53,497 --> 00:19:54,963
Not a word until I'm through.
561
00:19:54,998 --> 00:19:56,531
I'm the only one talking here.
562
00:19:56,566 --> 00:19:57,732
Menus, Dr. Weston.
563
00:19:57,768 --> 00:20:00,101
Uh, no, no, not yet.
564
00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:02,270
Now, I want the two of you
to know
565
00:20:02,305 --> 00:20:04,339
that because of what's happened,
566
00:20:04,374 --> 00:20:05,795
I am very grateful.
567
00:20:05,851 --> 00:20:09,144
- Grateful?
- Did I ask for an echo?
568
00:20:09,179 --> 00:20:10,712
If I wanna hear my words
come back to me,
569
00:20:10,747 --> 00:20:12,881
I'll go to Switzerland
and yodel.
570
00:20:12,916 --> 00:20:15,316
Are we ready for the specials?
571
00:20:15,352 --> 00:20:16,785
No, sir, I'll...
I'll let you know when,
572
00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:17,919
all right?
573
00:20:17,954 --> 00:20:19,805
Now.
574
00:20:20,223 --> 00:20:23,725
These last couple of days,
I've learned a lot.
575
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,160
I've learned that you two
576
00:20:25,195 --> 00:20:26,861
are much more loyal
to each other
577
00:20:26,897 --> 00:20:29,063
than I ever imagined.
578
00:20:29,099 --> 00:20:31,299
That Carol is
a much stronger person
579
00:20:31,334 --> 00:20:33,168
than I ever imagined.
580
00:20:33,203 --> 00:20:35,837
Barbara much more sensitive
than I ever imagined.
581
00:20:35,872 --> 00:20:36,938
This is good.
582
00:20:36,973 --> 00:20:38,506
Doesn't say much
for my imagination,
583
00:20:38,542 --> 00:20:39,808
but this is good.
584
00:20:39,843 --> 00:20:41,543
But what's even better
585
00:20:41,578 --> 00:20:43,878
is that the lesson I got
out of this whole thing
586
00:20:43,914 --> 00:20:45,180
for myself personally,
587
00:20:45,215 --> 00:20:46,948
the thing that hit
the hardest and the deepest,
588
00:20:46,983 --> 00:20:48,049
is this:
589
00:20:48,051 --> 00:20:49,717
This has not been a fair fight.
590
00:20:49,753 --> 00:20:51,452
- What?
- Wait a minute, here.
591
00:20:51,488 --> 00:20:53,504
This was no contest, kids.
592
00:20:53,523 --> 00:20:55,089
You've been playing at this
all your lives.
593
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:57,780
You are professional daughters.
594
00:20:58,762 --> 00:21:01,362
You know when to smile
and when to cry.
595
00:21:01,398 --> 00:21:03,131
When to back off,
when to move in.
596
00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:04,632
You know how to say daddy
597
00:21:04,668 --> 00:21:06,201
like it's the most loving word
598
00:21:06,236 --> 00:21:07,268
in the English language.
599
00:21:07,304 --> 00:21:09,604
You also know how to say daddy
600
00:21:09,639 --> 00:21:11,139
so that it sounds like
it's the guy
601
00:21:11,174 --> 00:21:14,209
who put the torch
to Joan of arc.
602
00:21:14,244 --> 00:21:16,477
Come on,
what chance have I got here?
603
00:21:16,513 --> 00:21:19,147
I'm an amateur father.
604
00:21:19,182 --> 00:21:20,548
I love, I try,
605
00:21:20,584 --> 00:21:23,218
I screw up, I feel guilty.
606
00:21:23,253 --> 00:21:24,652
That's my style.
607
00:21:24,688 --> 00:21:27,051
That's the way I work.
608
00:21:28,139 --> 00:21:31,407
I'm being the best Harry Weston
I can be for you.
609
00:21:34,531 --> 00:21:37,298
Now that we all know who we are,
610
00:21:37,334 --> 00:21:39,359
let's eat.
611
00:21:40,837 --> 00:21:44,105
Not a bad speech
for an amateur father.
612
00:21:44,140 --> 00:21:45,773
Not bad at all.
613
00:21:47,844 --> 00:21:50,264
On the house, hm?
614
00:21:51,634 --> 00:21:54,713
I have daughters, too.
615
00:21:55,886 --> 00:21:57,365
Well.
616
00:21:58,622 --> 00:22:00,280
Barbara.
617
00:22:01,191 --> 00:22:03,392
Okay, daddy. Thank you.
618
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,984
Oh, he gave you a watch.
619
00:22:09,699 --> 00:22:11,099
Oh!
620
00:22:11,134 --> 00:22:13,389
You shouldn't have.
621
00:22:15,038 --> 00:22:17,038
"Say cheese."
622
00:22:17,073 --> 00:22:19,207
Thank you, daddy.
623
00:22:19,242 --> 00:22:22,210
Oh, your watch has
a second hand.
624
00:22:22,245 --> 00:22:23,773
Agh.
625
00:22:23,823 --> 00:22:28,373
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