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Life goes on
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and so do we
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just how we do it
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is no mystery
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sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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That's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
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as life goes on
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We share it all
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as life goes on
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and, Peter, I'm telling you,
no, I mean, believe me,
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the great thing
about having your tonsils out
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is that never again will anybody
ever walk up to you and say,
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"agh, there's that kid
with the tonsils."
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Wow! Do you know who that is?
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That's the guy who plays
right field for the mustangs.
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That's Nick, my husband.
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Cool.
Does he ever visit sick kids
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in the hospital like babe Ruth?
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For you, he'll be there
with cleats on.
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Ah, that's so neat.
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Hey, mom, did you hear that?
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There goes that kid
with the tonsils!
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Ha-ha.
You'll never hear that again.
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Room one. Jill Hanover.
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Regular check-up with
the welcome to womanhood talk.
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Here's
the cutaway pelvic diagram
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and the complimentary welcome
to womanhood starter kit.
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So, sweetheart,
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they tell you we've become
a woman since last we met.
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Oh! Micky, Mick, Mick.
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No, Mick. Sorry, Mick.
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You wait. I'll be right back.
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Laverne, I just told
a ten-year-old boy
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that he has just become a woman.
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Then he'll probably be wanting
a second opinion.
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No, dear.
You gave me the wrong chart.
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You never do that.
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Well, excuse me
if things at home
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have got my mind wandering
a little.
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Well, what is it? What's wrong?
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It's personal.
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Well, now seeing as how you just
left a nine year old boy alone
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in a room with hygiene products,
I suggest you get back in there
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before
he gets bored and curious.
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Oh, hey.
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Well, you know, Mick,
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the good news is it turns out
you're not a woman after all.
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The doctor'll be in in a minute.
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Meantime, don't pick at it!
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So now I'm gonna call
the school nurse
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and tell her that your tine test
was negative, right?
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Right. Look, I'm gonna see you
in a month.
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Right, guy? Heh-heh. Yeah.
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That's my guy.
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Room two, Stevie foster.
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Here you go. Here. Come. Come.
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Oh, Laverne,
that lunch appointment
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I asked you to make
with Dr. morse,
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call him please.
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Tell him I'll be
a little bit late.
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What lunch?
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Stevie, I'll be right with you.
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Don't pick at it.
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Laverne, dear,
you never make mistakes.
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Now what's bothering you?
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I told you, it's personal.
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I'm a doctor.
Trust me. I'm here for you.
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You can talk to me
about anything.
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All right.
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Nick is in a batting slump.
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Well, maybe he should choke up
a little bit and...
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What am I talking about?
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I don't know anything
about that.
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Right. Room two, doctor.
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About time.
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Charley,
what are you doing here?
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I don't feel good.
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What happened
to little Stevie foster?
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You mean the kid
that was in here?
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I made it worth his while
to give up the room.
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Besides, he was driving me crazy
with his pick, pick, pick.
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All right, okay, okay, okay.
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What's wrong?
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Well, I've got chills
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and dizziness and...
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- Nausea?
- Yeah.
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Sorry about the potted plant
in the waiting room.
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All right, Charley,
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you just got the flu
that's going around.
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It's gonna lay you up
for a couple of days.
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You go home, get a lot of rest,
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and drink plenty of fluids.
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I'd rather stay here.
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Charley, come on. Please, go.
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I got things to do here.
Come. Let's go.
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Oh, okay, if I have to.
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Get plenty of rest
and a lot of fluids, right?
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Charley.
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Yeah?
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Leave the raccoon, please.
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I brought this with me.
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Shoot.
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Oh, dreyf!
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Where's my dreyfuss, my big boy?
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Ah, there you are.
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I'm sorry I wasn't home,
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but I had an all-nighter
at the hospital.
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Hi, Barbara. Hi, Charley.
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Not hi, Charley.
Why? Why, Charley?
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Why are you here?
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I'm burning up.
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Charley called and said
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you wanted me to come over
and watch him
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because he was sick.
I never said that.
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You told me to drink
plenty of fluids.
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Well, I'm fresh out of fluids
at my place,
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so I said to myself,
who'd have fluids?
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The doctor.
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I knew you'd want me here
where the fluids are.
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Charley, please, go home.
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Daddy, he really is sick.
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He's got a 102 fever,
and he can't keep anything down.
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Yeah, sorry about
the potted plant in the study.
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Harry, are you home
for good now?
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Charley,
I cannot take care of you.
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I have to go to work.
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Daddy, I don't have to be
at the station until 3:00.
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I can stay with Charley
till you get home.
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I just have take a hot shower
and I'm ready.
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What an angel of mercy.
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I wonder what a little hot steam
from that shower
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would do
for this congestion now.
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It would kill you instantly.
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Good morning, Laverne.
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Well, Nick did great
last night, huh?
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Two for three.
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How's that
for coming out of a slump?
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Thank you.
He'll be tickled you cared.
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Dr. Weston's office.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Can't you tell this is personal?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Bye-bye.
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Good morning, Meredith,
Mrs. winzel.
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Room two.
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Room two, Meredith winzel,
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gummy bear lodged
in her left ear.
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Her mother suspects
it had something to do
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with a Disney channel special
on hibernation
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and the approach of winter.
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And I know
this isn't much notice,
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but this'll be my last patient.
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What?
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That phone call was my husband.
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He's been traded
to a team in Tucson.
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What, that call?
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You mean the "yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah" call?
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I knew you were listening.
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I heard, "yeah, yeah, yeah."
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Nick's got to report to Arizona
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after tonight's game,
so I have to quit.
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Wait, you have to what?
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Quit. A baseball bride's place
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is in whatever city's writ
across her husband's chest.
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He got the call from Mr. noack,
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and he's got to go.
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Hey, wait, wait. Wait a minute.
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Wait. Who's Mr. noack?
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The team owner.
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He's the one
what made the trade.
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Look, I'd love to stay and chat
to sundown,
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but I got to get home and pack.
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Wait a minute.
You just can't walk out.
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What am I gonna do for a nurse?
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What am I gonna do without you?
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Well, you should be fine.
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Just dial extension 665
and tell them
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you need a temp nurse
down here pronto.
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And tell her when Davey nesmith
gets his shots,
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he likes for the nurse to sing
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the wonderful thing
about tiggers.
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That's important.
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Wait a minute. Laverne.
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What, after five years, you're
just down the hallway and gone?
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I don't how how else to do it.
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You treat that new nurse
of yours good, you hear?
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Charley, wake up.
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- I don't want to.
- Charley, come on.
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- Wake up.
- Whoo.
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I have a chill.
Smother me with leather.
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Charley, the reason
why I'm dressed like this
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is because I'm on duty.
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I'm going undercover.
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I, am, sick!
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The potted plant's in the study.
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Carol, the reason why I called
you is because Charley is sick.
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I've been watching him
for daddy,
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but now it's your turn.
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Oh, that's what this
is all about.
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No way am I being doctor to him.
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Unless there's some unplugging
of life support involved.
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Carol, I know Charley is scum.
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Hey.
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Careful. He might hear you.
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Daddy'll be home soon.
And it's easy.
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You just give him
plenty of fluids,
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fluff his pillows,
and, if he gets a cramp,
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give him a quick massage.
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That's so easy.
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Forget it, Charley.
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Carol.
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Please. Come on.
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Charley's on his best behavior.
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Yow! Cramp.
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It's my buttocks.
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He has to do his own buttocks.
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- Hi, daddy.
- Hi, Carol, baby.
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How...
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Hello, Barbara.
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If you have a tattoo,
it better say "dad."
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I'm infiltrating a biker gang.
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Carol, Barbara, my buttocks.
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What about your buttocks,
Charley?
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Never mind.
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Did his fever break?
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No, and he still feels awful.
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Well, I guess it's been
a lousy day for everybody.
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What's the matter, daddy?
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Laverne quit today.
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- You're kidding.
- Oh, no.
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Her husband got traded
to some team in Arizona,
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so she's leaving. That's it.
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Gone.
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No wonder you're so upset.
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What really kills me is
that it didn't faze her at all.
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Out the door.
Not even a good-bye.
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I guess you're wondering
about the buttocks thing.
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Not really.
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Well, I have
a god-fearing town to terrorize.
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Bye, daddy.
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Oh, listen, babe,
I got to get to the hospital.
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I got to get back.
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Now, listen, Carol, baby,
do me a favor, dear.
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Just for a couple of hours,
keep an eye on Charley.
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Honey.
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Oh, okay.
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Thank you, dear. I love you.
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You better.
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- Bye, daddy.
- Bye, daddy.
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Bye, bye.
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Time to take my temperature.
260
00:11:22,897 --> 00:11:24,197
Wipe your feet and come in.
261
00:11:24,232 --> 00:11:27,333
Hi, Laverne.
262
00:11:27,369 --> 00:11:30,103
I was just, you know,
over at the hospital
263
00:11:30,138 --> 00:11:31,771
checking on little Peter,
264
00:11:31,806 --> 00:11:34,073
and your husband dropped by,
which is real sweet.
265
00:11:34,109 --> 00:11:35,975
He even promised to hit
a home run for him tonight.
266
00:11:36,011 --> 00:11:38,745
Oh, yeah, Nick loves that stuff.
267
00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,046
So how'd your temp nurse
work out?
268
00:11:40,081 --> 00:11:41,347
Well, okay, I guess.
269
00:11:41,383 --> 00:11:43,850
I mean, she knew all the words
to the tigger song
270
00:11:43,885 --> 00:11:46,471
and everything, so...
271
00:11:47,023 --> 00:11:50,258
Laverne, the reason I came over
is that, I don't know,
272
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:54,262
things felt funny the way
we left them this morning.
273
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,097
I mean, are you okay
with all of this?
274
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:58,266
Yeah, I guess so.
275
00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:01,536
You know, my first time ever to
move was when Nick was drafted
276
00:12:01,571 --> 00:12:02,904
and sent here to Miami.
277
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:05,240
At the time, we figured
it'd be just any day
278
00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:06,975
before we'd be moving again
to Baltimore
279
00:12:07,010 --> 00:12:09,911
or St. Louis
or some other major league city.
280
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,279
But a year passed, still here.
281
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,148
Another year, still here.
282
00:12:13,183 --> 00:12:15,150
Another year, still here.
283
00:12:15,185 --> 00:12:16,284
- Another year...
- I think I know
284
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,653
where you're going with this.
285
00:12:18,688 --> 00:12:20,722
You know, for some reason,
I'm not so ready to move
286
00:12:20,757 --> 00:12:23,438
as when we first got here.
287
00:12:24,394 --> 00:12:28,163
Yeah, well, it never gets
any easier saying good-bye,
288
00:12:28,198 --> 00:12:30,965
at least not for me anyway.
289
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:33,034
It seems like I always end up
saying good-bye
290
00:12:33,069 --> 00:12:34,569
to all the women in my life.
291
00:12:34,604 --> 00:12:37,939
So when you leave,
you won't be the first.
292
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,641
Just the latest.
293
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:42,510
I'm one of the women
in your life?
294
00:12:42,546 --> 00:12:45,046
Of course you are.
You knew that.
295
00:12:46,449 --> 00:12:48,927
You didn't know that?
296
00:12:50,253 --> 00:12:52,387
Oh, Laverne, I'm sorry.
297
00:12:52,422 --> 00:12:54,189
Listen, when you told me
you were leaving today...
298
00:12:54,224 --> 00:12:56,357
now if you're about to start
in with carrying on sloppy,
299
00:12:56,393 --> 00:12:59,394
I'll bounce you out of here
on one hump.
300
00:12:59,429 --> 00:13:01,396
Last thing I need is for you
to set me off
301
00:13:01,431 --> 00:13:04,732
to becoming a mushy mess again
like at the office this morning.
302
00:13:09,272 --> 00:13:12,574
Really, that was mushy mess
I saw today, huh?
303
00:13:12,609 --> 00:13:14,409
Hell, I didn't think I was
gonna make it out to my car
304
00:13:14,444 --> 00:13:17,478
on these wobbledy legs,
I had it so bad.
305
00:13:17,514 --> 00:13:20,563
I just really hate good-byes
is all.
306
00:13:22,498 --> 00:13:24,443
Well, okay, it's getting late.
307
00:13:24,454 --> 00:13:27,937
You have a lot of packing to...
really, really hate goodbyes.
308
00:13:29,359 --> 00:13:31,039
Right.
309
00:13:38,868 --> 00:13:41,869
You're really
tying my hands here.
310
00:13:47,877 --> 00:13:50,812
Laverne, good-bye.
311
00:13:50,847 --> 00:13:53,848
I really hated that.
312
00:14:08,031 --> 00:14:09,530
What do you want now?
313
00:14:09,566 --> 00:14:12,500
A pillow fluff.
314
00:14:12,535 --> 00:14:15,169
I fluffed you two minutes ago.
315
00:14:15,205 --> 00:14:18,006
I'm bored.
316
00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:20,975
I need some entertainment.
317
00:14:21,011 --> 00:14:24,245
Do me a puppet show.
318
00:14:26,316 --> 00:14:27,649
Charley, get out of this house.
319
00:14:27,684 --> 00:14:28,916
- But, Carol...
- I'm serious.
320
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,551
I've had it. Get out.
321
00:14:30,587 --> 00:14:32,553
But I could die out there.
322
00:14:32,589 --> 00:14:34,222
Great. I'll hold the door.
323
00:14:34,257 --> 00:14:37,025
Charley, I don't care
what you do.
324
00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:38,893
Find someone else
to take care of you.
325
00:14:38,928 --> 00:14:40,228
Just get out. Out.
326
00:14:40,263 --> 00:14:42,096
Fine. Fine.
327
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,665
Who needs you?
I'll call my family.
328
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:44,966
I'll call my friends.
329
00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:47,268
I'll call the people
who really care about me.
330
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,055
I don't have anybody else
to call.
331
00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:56,177
Oh, come on, Charley.
You must have other friends.
332
00:14:56,212 --> 00:14:58,546
Not really.
333
00:14:58,581 --> 00:14:59,714
You're my friends.
334
00:14:59,749 --> 00:15:01,082
You're my family.
335
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,550
Carol, if you kick me out,
336
00:15:02,585 --> 00:15:03,551
I'll be all alone.
337
00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:05,286
Don't make me go.
338
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,387
Please.
339
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,671
Okay.
340
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,262
You know, Charley,
341
00:15:14,297 --> 00:15:16,998
if you would be more human
like this when you're well,
342
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,501
then other people
might like you more.
343
00:15:20,537 --> 00:15:22,739
Maybe even
I might like you more.
344
00:15:22,870 --> 00:15:27,208
Please, just sit, talk to me?
345
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:35,149
Carol, have you ever heard
the expression,
346
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:39,821
"feed a fever, boff the flu"?
347
00:15:41,124 --> 00:15:42,426
Mr. noack,
348
00:15:42,679 --> 00:15:44,173
Dr. Weston.
349
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,861
I really do appreciate you
seeing me at this late hour.
350
00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:50,665
Ordinarily, I see no one
during a night game.
351
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:54,168
But I was intrigued
by your persistence,
352
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:57,438
especially
after the 18th phone call.
353
00:15:57,474 --> 00:15:58,940
So why are you here?
354
00:15:58,975 --> 00:16:01,809
Well, sir, it's
about your team, the mustangs.
355
00:16:01,845 --> 00:16:05,179
Oh, business.
Business hours are 9:00 to 5:00.
356
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,615
No, this really can't wait.
This is urgent.
357
00:16:07,650 --> 00:16:10,351
Urgent business hours
are 9:00 to 5:00.
358
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,987
Please, noack, please,
just five minutes.
359
00:16:12,021 --> 00:16:13,821
Five very fast minutes.
360
00:16:13,857 --> 00:16:15,223
Okay, please? Just...
361
00:16:15,258 --> 00:16:17,125
Four very fast minutes.
362
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,193
All right, all right,
now you see I have
363
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,195
this terrific nurse,
and she's a very special lady,
364
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,898
and I do not want to lose her.
365
00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:27,001
The point is she's married
to your right fielder Nick Todd.
366
00:16:27,036 --> 00:16:28,503
Oh, I see.
367
00:16:28,538 --> 00:16:30,204
And you want me
to call off the trade.
368
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,207
Well, Dr. Weston, let
tell you a little something
369
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:34,795
about Nick Todd.
370
00:16:34,842 --> 00:16:36,876
He's batting only 193.
371
00:16:36,911 --> 00:16:39,268
He leads the team in errors.
372
00:16:39,286 --> 00:16:42,187
He has an annoying tendency
to strike out
373
00:16:42,222 --> 00:16:44,622
in precious situations.
374
00:16:46,059 --> 00:16:49,461
Well, you are aware
he's in a slump.
375
00:16:49,496 --> 00:16:52,330
Doctor, baseball is a business.
376
00:16:52,365 --> 00:16:55,366
Are you aware of the details
of the Tucson trade?
377
00:16:55,402 --> 00:16:56,367
Uh...
378
00:16:56,403 --> 00:16:57,368
They send us
379
00:16:57,404 --> 00:17:00,338
750 scoreboard lightbulbs
380
00:17:00,373 --> 00:17:04,609
and a catcher who's developed
an ugly, unrequited crush
381
00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:07,356
on their batboy.
382
00:17:07,781 --> 00:17:11,349
Now we send them
50,000 paper beer cups
383
00:17:11,384 --> 00:17:14,352
and Nick, who they need
to fill in
384
00:17:14,387 --> 00:17:17,188
until their right fielder
makes bail.
385
00:17:18,925 --> 00:17:21,993
Now, I'm sorry about your nurse.
386
00:17:22,028 --> 00:17:25,363
But I'm a businessman.
The mustangs are a business.
387
00:17:25,398 --> 00:17:27,571
Good night, Dr. Weston.
388
00:17:32,038 --> 00:17:33,505
May I ask you a favor?
389
00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:36,541
Favors are tomorrow,
9:00 to 5:00.
390
00:17:36,576 --> 00:17:38,962
No, I must.
I have two minutes left.
391
00:17:41,882 --> 00:17:44,115
Okay, you see I have
this patient in the hospital,
392
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,884
ten years old,
393
00:17:45,919 --> 00:17:47,719
great kid, bad tonsils,
394
00:17:47,754 --> 00:17:49,921
big fan. I'm sure he's watching.
395
00:17:49,956 --> 00:17:51,456
You see, he doesn't know
it's a business.
396
00:17:51,491 --> 00:17:52,790
He thinks it's a game.
397
00:17:52,826 --> 00:17:56,127
Anyway, Nick dropped
by the hospital, promised him
398
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,795
he'd hit a home run
for him tonight.
399
00:17:57,831 --> 00:18:01,599
Now don't you think he should
at least get the chance
400
00:18:01,635 --> 00:18:03,935
to keep that promise?
401
00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:06,304
Mr. noack, you're the owner.
You can put him in.
402
00:18:06,339 --> 00:18:09,173
Dr. Weston, if I thought
he could hit a home run
403
00:18:09,209 --> 00:18:11,976
on demand,
I wouldn't be trading him.
404
00:18:12,012 --> 00:18:15,246
Okay, that's great. Put him in.
405
00:18:15,282 --> 00:18:16,848
He hits a home run,
you don't trade him.
406
00:18:16,883 --> 00:18:18,750
I like this. I like that idea.
407
00:18:18,785 --> 00:18:20,818
Dr. Weston, I'm a businessman,
408
00:18:20,854 --> 00:18:23,888
but I do dearly love
a friendly wager.
409
00:18:23,924 --> 00:18:26,491
Now you think
he can come through.
410
00:18:26,526 --> 00:18:27,926
What can you offer me?
411
00:18:27,961 --> 00:18:30,261
Well, okay, you know,
I mean, I am a doctor.
412
00:18:30,297 --> 00:18:31,602
That's something.
413
00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:34,325
Okay, if he hits it out,
no trade.
414
00:18:34,361 --> 00:18:35,827
If he doesn't hit it out,
415
00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:38,772
free medical checkups
for all your grandkids.
416
00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:42,995
Against 750 scoreboard
lightbulbs at five bucks per?
417
00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:45,197
Bad business.
418
00:18:45,232 --> 00:18:48,100
Bottom of the ninth there,
doctor.
419
00:18:48,135 --> 00:18:50,903
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
420
00:18:50,938 --> 00:18:52,604
Free medical care
for all the kids
421
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:56,069
of all your players
for six months.
422
00:18:56,604 --> 00:18:58,177
All right, a year.
423
00:18:58,212 --> 00:19:00,546
A year. Free medical care.
424
00:19:00,581 --> 00:19:02,181
That's business.
425
00:19:06,921 --> 00:19:09,521
Yeah, this is noack.
Put Todd in.
426
00:19:09,557 --> 00:19:11,490
- Shall we?
- Okay.
427
00:19:14,795 --> 00:19:17,696
So with two outs,
it looks like a change.
428
00:19:17,731 --> 00:19:20,899
It's number three, Nick Todd,
stepping in to hit for boice.
429
00:19:20,935 --> 00:19:23,535
He's... what's he doing?
430
00:19:23,571 --> 00:19:26,205
He's pointing
at the centerfield fence.
431
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,207
That's it.
He's pointing, pointing.
432
00:19:28,242 --> 00:19:29,575
I like that.
At's a very good sign.
433
00:19:29,610 --> 00:19:32,211
No idea what he sees out there.
434
00:19:32,246 --> 00:19:35,581
Oh, well. Here's the windup
and the pitch.
435
00:19:35,616 --> 00:19:36,982
Swing and a miss.
436
00:19:37,017 --> 00:19:38,617
Strike one, doctor.
437
00:19:38,652 --> 00:19:40,219
Look, come on.
That wasn't his best swing.
438
00:19:40,254 --> 00:19:42,221
It was just one-handed.
He was still pointing.
439
00:19:42,256 --> 00:19:44,223
Don't point!
440
00:19:44,258 --> 00:19:45,524
You know, he's getting ready.
He's ready now.
441
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,226
- All right, now.
- At the belt.
442
00:19:47,261 --> 00:19:48,994
Big swing. Strike two.
443
00:19:49,029 --> 00:19:51,663
I'll tell you what, doctor.
It was a sucker bet anyway,
444
00:19:51,699 --> 00:19:53,632
and I'm starting to feel guilty.
445
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:54,833
What say we just call it off.
446
00:19:54,868 --> 00:19:56,702
Oh, getting
a little scared here?
447
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,036
You saw that swing. Two hands.
448
00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,238
A little contact, home run.
449
00:19:59,273 --> 00:20:01,373
- No. Fine.
- Here's the windup.
450
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:04,243
Delivery. Strike three.
451
00:20:04,278 --> 00:20:06,245
It's all over.
452
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,247
Dr. Weston,
453
00:20:08,282 --> 00:20:12,702
welcome to the Miami mustangs
health plan.
454
00:20:23,497 --> 00:20:26,999
Fine.
Mrs. vinkus, now remember now,
455
00:20:27,034 --> 00:20:30,469
try to cut down
on Bobby's refined sugar.
456
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,673
I had a coffee.
I had a cup of coffee.
457
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:36,275
Michelle, where is my coffee?
458
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:37,976
I think you left it
in the examining room.
459
00:20:38,012 --> 00:20:39,311
Oh, don't forget.
460
00:20:39,346 --> 00:20:42,914
After lunch, you have
six mustang health plan kids.
461
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,132
Thank you.
462
00:20:56,397 --> 00:20:59,131
Now I told you
no coffee in the exam room.
463
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:00,465
Laverne.
464
00:21:00,501 --> 00:21:02,668
Nick's trade is off. I'm back.
465
00:21:02,703 --> 00:21:04,336
You're back. You're back.
466
00:21:04,371 --> 00:21:07,673
Michelle, she's back.
Laverne's back.
467
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,741
Ooh. I'll talk to you later.
468
00:21:09,777 --> 00:21:12,177
You're back.
469
00:21:12,212 --> 00:21:15,213
You're back!
470
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,785
Nick heard
through the players' grapevine
471
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,054
you put in a visit
to old man noack last night.
472
00:21:22,089 --> 00:21:24,022
That was quite a bet you lost.
473
00:21:24,058 --> 00:21:25,857
Eh, just...
474
00:21:25,893 --> 00:21:28,293
It was nice you did that for us.
475
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,429
Also a real stupid waste.
476
00:21:30,464 --> 00:21:32,964
Why? What?
You just said you were back.
477
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,499
I got all excited. I danced.
478
00:21:34,535 --> 00:21:35,600
I gave a shot at a hug.
479
00:21:35,636 --> 00:21:37,803
I am back.
480
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,538
Last night,
Nick up and pulled a muscle
481
00:21:39,573 --> 00:21:41,740
his third swing, won't be
able to play for two weeks,
482
00:21:41,775 --> 00:21:44,676
so the Tucson people got a right
fielder and a snow cone machine
483
00:21:44,712 --> 00:21:46,945
out of waco instead.
484
00:21:46,980 --> 00:21:50,148
Oh, I see.
No trade, pulled a muscle.
485
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:52,451
Well, I mean, it was not
exactly as I had planned,
486
00:21:52,486 --> 00:21:54,019
but it was pretty close.
487
00:21:54,054 --> 00:21:57,756
Well, there's only one thing
I hate worse than good-byes,
488
00:21:57,791 --> 00:22:00,025
but here goes.
489
00:22:00,060 --> 00:22:01,960
That was sweet
what you did for us.
490
00:22:01,995 --> 00:22:04,229
Wait a minute,
this is not wobbledy-legged,
491
00:22:04,264 --> 00:22:06,031
mushy mess I'm seeing, is it?
492
00:22:06,066 --> 00:22:08,011
Maybe.
493
00:22:09,636 --> 00:22:12,193
Well, I better go get changed.
494
00:22:14,241 --> 00:22:16,426
Awful sweet.
495
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:18,816
All right, pack it up, darling.
496
00:22:18,851 --> 00:22:21,123
You're in my chair.
497
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:25,723
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