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Life goes on
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and so do we
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just how we do it is
no mystery
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One by one
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we fill the days
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we find a thousand
different ways
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Sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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That's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
as life goes on
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We share it all
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as life goes on
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bottom of the ninth. Two out.
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Runners on first and second.
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Here's the pitch.
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Oh, it's a long ball,
left centerfield!
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Dreyfuss goes back! Back!
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Plays it off the couch!
Runner rounding third!
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Here's the throw!
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Here he is and he's out!
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Aww, good play.
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Great play. Hit the showers.
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All right.
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- Good morning.
- Morning, babe.
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These are for you.
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You bought me pots?
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I bought you pots
that aren't aluminum.
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Aluminum pots can cause
brain damage.
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If they fall on your head,
maybe.
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There. You're all set.
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You can cook safely.
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I don't cook.
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You never cook?
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Never. At most, I heat up.
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You mean you haven't made
a meal since mom died?
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No.
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How do you eat?
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I eat mostly take-out, you know?
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Ribs, Chinese, pizza.
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And if I get real ambitious,
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I make myself a TV dinner.
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But then I feel obligated
to watch TV.
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I had no idea you
were eating like this.
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And you're a doctor.
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We're human. We like crap.
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I'm cooking you dinner.
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What are you talking about?
Don't you have a date, baby?
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You told me you were
going out with somebody.
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We went. It's over.
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What happened?
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What happened? He dumped me.
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I pick them.
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Find me a guy who spits at me,
I'm his.
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Anyway, he was a jerk.
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He was a trainer.
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You dated an animal trainer?
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He trains people.
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To do what?
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To exercise.
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Who needs a trainer to exercise?
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What's to train?
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You put on a jock strap and run.
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Hi.
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Hi, baby. Hi.
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Oh, when did you get back?
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I tried calling you
this morning.
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- I just got in.
- Where'd you go?
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To meet his parents.
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Oh, I knew it.
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The minute I saw this guy,
I knew it.
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What guy?
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I fixed her up a couple
of months ago with a doctor.
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I date a trainer and you fix
her up with a doctor?
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Why did you fix him up with her
and not with me?
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I don't know.
It was just a feeling, dear.
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He seemed more like a Barbara
kind of a guy
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than a Carol kind of a guy.
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And what exactly is
a Barbara kind of a guy?
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I don't know, dear.
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Kind of up, cheery, happy.
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And what do you fix me up
with, a coroner, what?
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Please. Come on.
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So what happened?
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This is serious, right?
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We got serious here.
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He asked me to marry him.
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A-ha-ha!
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Yeah! Married! Married!
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I am so happy.
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I am so happy!
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Will you... i am so happy!
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Hey, hey. Calm down.
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I can only stay a little while.
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He proposed.
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The doctor proposed.
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You gonna marry him?
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- Maybe.
- Maybe?
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Well, I'm not totally sure.
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Totally sure?
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Nothing's totally sure.
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Are you mostly sure?
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Mostly.
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Mostly sure is sure.
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I guess.
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Oh!
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Oh, baby! How wonderful!
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I'm gonna call and tell
your baby sister.
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Some kind of irony here.
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Your sister gets doctors
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and you get dumped by a trainer.
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And what in the world
makes you think
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I was dumped by a trainer?
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He's my trainer.
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He dumped you for this girl
I know.
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And you should see this girl.
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You better get yourself
a trainer.
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So when is this wedding?
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Probably not until
the middle of next month.
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Probably a Saturday afternoon.
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Oh, no.
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I hate afternoon weddings.
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You have it during the day
and then, well,
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what do I do at night?
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Do what you always do.
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Drink too much, get loud, vomit,
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and hit on all
the married women.
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Oh, yeah.
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This is the flu season.
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You cannot take an hour
and a half lunch
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during the flu season.
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Laverne, I would like you
to meet
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my future son-in-law
Dr. Brent wolcott.
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Which one's he marrying?
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- Barbara.
- How do you do?
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- Hi.
- You got to go now.
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I'll, uh... I'll see
you tonight.
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Yeah, right.
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Room one, a monkey bite.
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Room two, a screamer.
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All right.
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I am so happy.
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I am so happy
I can not tell you.
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Did you see him? Did you see?
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A doctor. A nice doctor.
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Doesn't wear bracelets.
Isn't incorporated.
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Just a nice, wonderful doctor.
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She couldn't have ended up
with a more terrific guy,
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unless of course she married me,
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which is a very sick thought.
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Not where I come from.
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You people... you really...
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it's a very small place.
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Surrounded by mountains.
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The roads are either closed
by snow or mud,
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so what are you gon' do?
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Enough hooch,
everybody looks the same.
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Course, everybody really
does look the same.
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We're all related.
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Room one now.
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Yes.
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I don't know why we need a tent.
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We have a very nice yard.
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- Rain.
- A-ha.
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Okay, napkins.
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We need them, I guess.
Otherwise I'd use my sleeve.
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What do you want
the napkins to say?
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Talking napkins?
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Printed.
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Let's keep this simple, okay?
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So far we have a tent,
we have flowers,
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and we have napkins.
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Now what's next?
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Matchbooks.
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No, this is absurd.
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This is not what I want.
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I want to throw a few hot dogs
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on the barbecue
and call it a day.
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How many at a table?
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No tables.
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Oh, drive-through?
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I don't want to do this, daddy.
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Oh, come on. Honey, come on now.
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I want something simple.
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I mean, okay.
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It's your wedding.
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Now you're disappointed.
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No, no.
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You sure?
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Yes. Absolutely.
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Okay, now...
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maybe a little, you know?
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Just a little.
It's natural, you know?
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A tiny bit. It's nothing.
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Well, I don't mean it's nothing.
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It actually is really
quite something,
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but, you know, it's not much.
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I'm, you know,
moderately disappointed.
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Big deal. So what?
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I'm disappointed.
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I can live with that. Please.
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It's crushed I can't live with.
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And I'm... I'm crushed, dear.
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I'm sorry. I am just crushed.
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Your mother and I had
to get married in city hall
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because we couldn't afford
anything else.
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Carol eloped.
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We never had a real party here.
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Except for Carol's divorce.
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You know, I mean,
it's just that this
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would have been a wedding,
you know,
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for the whole family.
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Your mother would have loved it
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and it would just thrill me
to do it.
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That's all. Go on.
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Okay.
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Are you sure?
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- Yes.
- All right.
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I'm not talking you into this?
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- No.
- Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
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You won't regret it.
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Okay, we've got 200 people.
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What are we serving?
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I don't know 200 people.
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You know 100.
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His family is the other hundred.
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Who are all these people?
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Mostly cops, people I work with.
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Well, that makes it simple.
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We know what to serve.
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Coffee and glazed doughnuts.
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That's funny.
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We'll serve chicken.
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A lot of people don't like
to eat meat.
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Okay, 200 people.
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We need 100 chickens.
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We have four burners.
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How do we do this?
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Caterers.
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Ahh, right. Of course.
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Now, we have to board dreyfuss.
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No way.
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Fine. Dreyfuss stays.
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It'll be nice.
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You get all dressed up
and a dog sniffs your crotch.
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He's part of the family, Carol.
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He's staying.
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Wait. No, wait, wait, wait.
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He can be the ring bearer.
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Dreyfuss, here, shake. See that?
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Now we just scotch tape
the ring to his paw.
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You open the door
without looking?
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Are you crazy?
It's 2:00 in the morning.
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I thought you were someone else.
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At 2:00 in the morning?
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Barbara, why are you here?
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I have to talk to you.
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This is a nice place.
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I've never been here.
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I've lived here for three years.
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You've never invited me.
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You don't have to invite family.
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Family comes.
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Generally with a hanging plant
and a decent chardonnay.
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So who's the guy?
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What guy?
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The guy that you were gonna
open the door for
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at 2:00 in the morning?
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You don't know him.
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Barbara, what do you want
to talk to me about?
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My situation.
274
00:10:18,469 --> 00:10:19,902
You always let a guy
come over so late?
275
00:10:19,937 --> 00:10:21,870
I'm sorry, but the night
before my sister
276
00:10:21,906 --> 00:10:23,405
marries a doctor, I don't feel
277
00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:24,840
like sleeping alone.
278
00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,942
I can't marry him.
279
00:10:26,977 --> 00:10:29,444
That's it. I can't marry him.
280
00:10:30,425 --> 00:10:33,065
That's... that's it.
281
00:10:33,105 --> 00:10:35,271
So I've told you and now
what am I gonna do?
282
00:10:35,314 --> 00:10:36,480
Did you tell daddy?
283
00:10:36,522 --> 00:10:37,688
Are you kidding?
284
00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:38,895
You're the only one who knows.
285
00:10:38,896 --> 00:10:41,727
But you never tell me anything.
286
00:10:42,199 --> 00:10:46,535
You haven't told me
one single thing since 1978.
287
00:10:46,570 --> 00:10:48,604
All of a sudden,
I'm your best friend?
288
00:10:48,639 --> 00:10:49,972
I couldn't trust you before.
289
00:10:50,007 --> 00:10:51,807
You used to listen in
on my phone calls.
290
00:10:51,842 --> 00:10:53,642
Maybe that's because every
time I picked up the phone,
291
00:10:53,677 --> 00:10:54,743
you were on it.
292
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,044
I can't help it if
I was popular.
293
00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:58,480
- And I wasn't?
- Maybe not as much.
294
00:10:58,516 --> 00:11:00,764
Maybe I didn't put out.
295
00:11:02,353 --> 00:11:04,601
Are you saying I did?
296
00:11:06,090 --> 00:11:07,990
I didn't!
297
00:11:08,025 --> 00:11:09,925
That's not what I heard.
298
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,493
Yeah, right.
299
00:11:11,495 --> 00:11:14,062
I can't believe we're arguing
like this.
300
00:11:14,098 --> 00:11:15,697
Story of our lives.
301
00:11:16,233 --> 00:11:17,870
Really.
302
00:11:18,402 --> 00:11:20,038
Why?
303
00:11:20,738 --> 00:11:24,473
Well, all I know
is I was perfectly happy
304
00:11:24,508 --> 00:11:27,376
for the first 4 1/2 years
of my life,
305
00:11:27,411 --> 00:11:30,612
when all of a sudden
this baby showed up.
306
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:33,982
And from then on all I ever
heard were two words
307
00:11:34,018 --> 00:11:35,417
"adorable" and "Barbara.".
308
00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:36,919
That's it.
309
00:11:36,954 --> 00:11:38,153
It's the truth.
310
00:11:38,189 --> 00:11:40,222
You were born. My life was over.
311
00:11:40,257 --> 00:11:42,024
They forgot about me.
312
00:11:42,059 --> 00:11:45,170
Sometimes there wasn't even
a place set dinner.
313
00:11:46,430 --> 00:11:49,765
And all I ever heard was,
"isn't Carol smart?
314
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,100
"Have you seen Carol's
report card?
315
00:11:52,136 --> 00:11:53,635
"She is just so smart.
316
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,037
She's an Einstein."
317
00:11:55,072 --> 00:11:57,172
They said I was smart?
318
00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,541
I never heard that.
I never heard "smart."
319
00:11:59,577 --> 00:12:01,844
They said, "brilliant."
320
00:12:01,879 --> 00:12:04,746
Carol, "adorable" doesn't last.
321
00:12:04,782 --> 00:12:06,315
"Brilliant" does.
322
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:07,683
I mean, you can be brilliant
at 70.
323
00:12:07,718 --> 00:12:09,218
You can not be adorable.
324
00:12:09,253 --> 00:12:12,521
At 70, I won't be able
to find my house.
325
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:17,359
I'll take adorable till 40,
then a quick death.
326
00:12:17,394 --> 00:12:18,927
I'd give anything to be smart.
327
00:12:18,963 --> 00:12:21,200
You are smart.
328
00:12:21,236 --> 00:12:24,070
Smart is knowing you're marrying
the wrong guy before,
329
00:12:24,105 --> 00:12:25,571
not when you walk
into his office
330
00:12:25,607 --> 00:12:28,274
and find he and his secretary
naked on the couch.
331
00:12:28,309 --> 00:12:29,542
You didn't.
332
00:12:29,577 --> 00:12:32,578
And he raised himself up
on one elbow and said,
333
00:12:32,614 --> 00:12:35,615
"this is not what you think."
334
00:12:40,555 --> 00:12:43,156
And I believed him.
335
00:12:43,891 --> 00:12:45,358
That's not smart.
336
00:12:45,393 --> 00:12:47,700
Oh, god.
337
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:52,331
So, my adorable sister...
338
00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:53,599
What's the story?
339
00:12:53,635 --> 00:12:55,134
I don't want to marry him.
340
00:12:55,169 --> 00:12:58,738
You realize this is
the night before?
341
00:12:58,773 --> 00:13:00,773
Everyone gets nervous
the night before.
342
00:13:00,808 --> 00:13:03,109
It's not that. I wish it was.
343
00:13:03,144 --> 00:13:04,377
Daddy's so excited.
344
00:13:04,412 --> 00:13:06,479
You know I started dating him
because of daddy?
345
00:13:06,514 --> 00:13:08,180
And then tonight, I realized
that I'm marrying him
346
00:13:08,216 --> 00:13:11,050
because of daddy,
because daddy's so happy,
347
00:13:11,085 --> 00:13:12,518
and I love seeing daddy happy.
348
00:13:12,553 --> 00:13:14,420
Barbara, that is not the reason
349
00:13:14,455 --> 00:13:17,189
to marry him,
to make daddy happy.
350
00:13:17,225 --> 00:13:18,791
You marry him because it's right
351
00:13:18,826 --> 00:13:21,300
and because you love him.
352
00:13:22,063 --> 00:13:24,196
What are you gonna do?
353
00:13:24,232 --> 00:13:25,737
I don't know.
354
00:13:26,968 --> 00:13:29,472
This is not like
breaking a date.
355
00:13:30,204 --> 00:13:31,971
This is big.
356
00:13:32,006 --> 00:13:34,073
I mean, we're talking about
a wedding.
357
00:13:34,108 --> 00:13:36,008
I know.
358
00:13:36,044 --> 00:13:38,344
We're talking about
a man's life.
359
00:13:38,746 --> 00:13:42,355
We're talking about
200 shrimp cocktails.
360
00:13:43,151 --> 00:13:45,319
You're not making this
any easier.
361
00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:47,466
I'm sorry.
362
00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:52,124
I want that special thing
that mom and dad had.
363
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,659
I mean, even at their
worst times,
364
00:13:53,695 --> 00:13:55,428
they never questioned
their relationship.
365
00:13:55,463 --> 00:13:57,332
That's what I want.
366
00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:01,200
It's tough to get by tomorrow.
367
00:14:12,871 --> 00:14:15,038
Oh, ahh.
368
00:14:15,073 --> 00:14:18,174
Laverne, you're not dressed.
369
00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:19,275
Is it the wrong date?
370
00:14:19,311 --> 00:14:22,012
200 chickens and
it's the wrong day!
371
00:14:22,047 --> 00:14:23,413
It's today. It's today.
372
00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:24,614
Take it easy.
373
00:14:24,649 --> 00:14:26,016
It's not for six hours yet.
374
00:14:26,051 --> 00:14:28,451
Ah, six hours. Six hours?
375
00:14:28,487 --> 00:14:30,153
We'll never be ready.
Where is the food?
376
00:14:30,188 --> 00:14:31,388
Where are the caterers?
377
00:14:31,423 --> 00:14:32,956
Outside in the cooking tent.
378
00:14:32,991 --> 00:14:34,324
Oh, yes. Oh, no.
379
00:14:34,359 --> 00:14:36,693
Yeah, the cooking tent.
Of course.
380
00:14:36,728 --> 00:14:39,095
Oh, Laverne, thank you so much
for coming over
381
00:14:39,131 --> 00:14:40,263
and helping out.
382
00:14:40,298 --> 00:14:42,232
I don't know what
I would do without you.
383
00:14:42,267 --> 00:14:43,867
Now, are you sure
you want to eat breakfast
384
00:14:43,902 --> 00:14:47,771
dressed like this or do you have
many of these outfits?
385
00:14:47,806 --> 00:14:50,040
No, I'm not eating breakfast.
386
00:14:50,075 --> 00:14:52,175
I'm just too nervous.
387
00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:53,977
Why did I order chicken?
388
00:14:54,012 --> 00:14:56,679
Everybody saw that 60 minutes
show on chicken.
389
00:14:56,715 --> 00:14:58,948
They'll never eat it.
390
00:14:58,984 --> 00:15:01,051
I'm not gonna eat it.
391
00:15:01,086 --> 00:15:02,919
Actually, it's not chicken.
392
00:15:02,954 --> 00:15:04,187
It's rock cornish game hens.
393
00:15:04,222 --> 00:15:05,488
Same thing.
394
00:15:05,524 --> 00:15:06,556
Completely different.
395
00:15:06,591 --> 00:15:08,191
A swan is completely different.
396
00:15:08,226 --> 00:15:10,126
Those are midget chickens.
397
00:15:10,162 --> 00:15:11,828
A-ha-ha!
398
00:15:11,863 --> 00:15:13,897
Look who's here.
399
00:15:13,932 --> 00:15:15,742
The bride.
400
00:15:16,034 --> 00:15:20,078
The beautiful, beautiful bride.
401
00:15:20,872 --> 00:15:23,573
And what am I? A cow pie?
402
00:15:23,608 --> 00:15:25,108
Oh, look who's here.
403
00:15:25,143 --> 00:15:28,511
The bride's beautiful sister.
404
00:15:28,547 --> 00:15:29,946
Oh, boy.
405
00:15:29,981 --> 00:15:31,448
So how'd you sleep?
406
00:15:31,483 --> 00:15:32,682
Tell him.
407
00:15:32,717 --> 00:15:34,250
I can't.
408
00:15:34,286 --> 00:15:35,385
Well, you know,
it's an easy one.
409
00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:37,620
You slept well or you didn't.
410
00:15:37,656 --> 00:15:39,634
Go on.
411
00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:43,293
Forget it.
This is not so important.
412
00:15:43,328 --> 00:15:44,861
I can't marry Brent, daddy.
413
00:15:44,896 --> 00:15:47,664
You know, it's a question
that people always ask
414
00:15:47,699 --> 00:15:49,799
and they don't really give
a damn about the answer.
415
00:15:49,835 --> 00:15:51,167
I mean, "did you sleep well?"
416
00:15:51,203 --> 00:15:53,036
If the answer's yes, so what?
417
00:15:53,071 --> 00:15:54,838
If it's no, what the hell
you gonna do about it now?
418
00:15:54,873 --> 00:15:56,573
It's already morning, you know?
419
00:15:56,608 --> 00:15:58,441
Did you hear what she said?
420
00:15:58,477 --> 00:16:00,777
You know, the sleeping
question is very much like
421
00:16:00,812 --> 00:16:02,011
the "how are you" question.
422
00:16:02,047 --> 00:16:03,847
Nobody really cares
what the answer is...
423
00:16:03,882 --> 00:16:05,082
She said she can't marry Brent.
424
00:16:05,117 --> 00:16:06,349
Except me, of course,
425
00:16:06,384 --> 00:16:08,485
because I am a doctor
and I have to ask people
426
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,287
how they are and occasionally,
it occurs to me now,
427
00:16:11,323 --> 00:16:14,232
I have to ask them how
they slept.
428
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,660
Now, no one at any time
this morning
429
00:16:17,696 --> 00:16:21,831
said anything about
not getting married today.
430
00:16:21,867 --> 00:16:24,567
I don't want
to marry him, daddy.
431
00:16:24,603 --> 00:16:27,237
Of course you do. He's a doctor.
432
00:16:27,272 --> 00:16:30,373
So what?
She doesn't have gallstones.
433
00:16:30,408 --> 00:16:33,109
And what makes you think doctors
are so great anyway?
434
00:16:33,145 --> 00:16:35,979
We are. Everyone knows that.
435
00:16:36,014 --> 00:16:37,413
We have a tent! You see?
436
00:16:37,449 --> 00:16:39,349
We have over 200 people coming!
437
00:16:39,384 --> 00:16:41,251
We have appetizers.
We have a band.
438
00:16:41,286 --> 00:16:42,719
What are we supposed to do?
439
00:16:42,754 --> 00:16:44,354
Oh, a tent!
440
00:16:44,389 --> 00:16:46,456
I forgot about the tent.
441
00:16:46,491 --> 00:16:49,459
Then of course I think
she should marry him.
442
00:16:49,494 --> 00:16:50,894
There you go.
443
00:16:50,929 --> 00:16:55,165
Daddy... I want a marriage
like you and mom had.
444
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,733
I want to look the way you did
445
00:16:56,768 --> 00:16:59,102
when mom walked into a room.
446
00:16:59,137 --> 00:17:00,637
And I don't have
to see my face to know
447
00:17:00,672 --> 00:17:02,787
I've never looked like that.
448
00:17:05,805 --> 00:17:08,556
I'm sorry to disappoint you.
449
00:17:10,849 --> 00:17:13,283
I am not disappointed.
450
00:17:13,318 --> 00:17:14,751
I am happy.
451
00:17:14,786 --> 00:17:19,189
I'm happy your mother and
I raised such a smart girl.
452
00:17:19,224 --> 00:17:20,256
Great.
453
00:17:20,292 --> 00:17:22,736
Adorable and smart.
454
00:17:26,932 --> 00:17:28,799
Calm down.
455
00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:30,133
Calm down?
456
00:17:30,169 --> 00:17:31,768
There's a terrific young man
who's gonna walk
457
00:17:31,804 --> 00:17:33,470
through that door
any minute now to find out
458
00:17:33,505 --> 00:17:36,039
the life he thought he had,
he doesn't.
459
00:17:37,409 --> 00:17:40,049
- It's him.
- I'm out of here.
460
00:17:40,779 --> 00:17:44,514
Oh, it's him.
461
00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:46,663
It's him
462
00:17:47,553 --> 00:17:49,635
it's him
463
00:17:51,423 --> 00:17:52,556
hey.
464
00:17:52,591 --> 00:17:54,162
Hey.
465
00:17:56,028 --> 00:17:57,661
Oh, you want to come in? Sure.
466
00:17:59,364 --> 00:18:00,697
Oh, I took a look out back.
467
00:18:00,732 --> 00:18:02,299
Everything looks great.
468
00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:03,500
Well, you know,
it's not so great.
469
00:18:03,535 --> 00:18:05,535
The tent leaks. Barbara!
470
00:18:05,571 --> 00:18:07,938
And we have... we have...
We have chicken.
471
00:18:07,973 --> 00:18:09,673
People hate chicken.
472
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:11,007
Barbara!
473
00:18:11,043 --> 00:18:12,843
And the helium balloons
are ridiculous,
474
00:18:12,878 --> 00:18:14,344
and if you ask me,
this whole wedding
475
00:18:14,379 --> 00:18:15,512
is third-rate.
476
00:18:15,547 --> 00:18:16,813
Barbara!
477
00:18:16,849 --> 00:18:18,415
Ooh, Barbara, here.
Barbara, Brent.
478
00:18:18,450 --> 00:18:19,850
- Brent, Barbara.
- We've met.
479
00:18:19,885 --> 00:18:22,085
Yeah, I'm not supposed
to see you before the wedding.
480
00:18:22,121 --> 00:18:23,453
It's bad luck.
481
00:18:23,489 --> 00:18:25,719
There you have it.
482
00:18:31,964 --> 00:18:33,230
I can't do it.
483
00:18:33,265 --> 00:18:34,331
What?
484
00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:36,867
I can't marry you.
485
00:18:39,104 --> 00:18:40,437
You're making a joke, right?
486
00:18:40,472 --> 00:18:41,938
She's making a joke.
487
00:18:41,974 --> 00:18:43,473
I wish.
488
00:18:43,509 --> 00:18:45,866
Now, wait second. What...
489
00:18:46,845 --> 00:18:49,520
Well, you're calling
the wedding off?
490
00:18:50,582 --> 00:18:52,512
Now?
491
00:18:52,985 --> 00:18:55,051
I'm sorry.
492
00:18:55,053 --> 00:18:57,024
Well, Harry... Oh.
493
00:18:57,543 --> 00:18:59,256
What happened?
494
00:19:00,508 --> 00:19:02,329
- It's not right.
- Huh?
495
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,984
I mean,
you're a wonderful person
496
00:19:04,005 --> 00:19:06,205
and I love being with you
and we have
497
00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:07,433
a great friendship.
498
00:19:07,468 --> 00:19:09,335
You make me laugh
and I can talk to you.
499
00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:11,704
Then marry him, for god's sake!
500
00:19:11,739 --> 00:19:14,049
Are you supposed
to be helping me?
501
00:19:18,813 --> 00:19:20,646
The magic isn't there.
502
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,281
Magic?
503
00:19:22,316 --> 00:19:25,084
Magic is for adolescents.
504
00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:27,956
Magic doesn't last.
Am I right, Harry?
505
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:33,097
I had magic for 30 years.
506
00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:41,500
Well, uh, gee.
507
00:19:41,536 --> 00:19:44,837
I'd like to say that I feel good
about this, but, um...
508
00:19:44,872 --> 00:19:46,272
I don't.
509
00:19:46,307 --> 00:19:49,575
I mean, I don't even feel
sportsmanlike about it.
510
00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:52,244
I feel like, uh...
I feel like, uh...
511
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,345
I feel like crap.
512
00:19:53,381 --> 00:19:55,781
Well, you're taking it
beautifully.
513
00:19:55,817 --> 00:19:58,417
The one thing I guess
it's better now than later.
514
00:19:58,452 --> 00:19:59,618
Much.
515
00:19:59,654 --> 00:20:01,353
I mean, later would get
very complicated.
516
00:20:01,389 --> 00:20:04,757
We'd have a house and
we'd have cars and kids.
517
00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:07,159
I mean, how do you split that,
you know?
518
00:20:07,195 --> 00:20:09,228
- Right.
- A boat.
519
00:20:09,263 --> 00:20:11,178
We'd have a boat.
520
00:20:11,532 --> 00:20:13,933
And a weekend place in the keys.
521
00:20:13,968 --> 00:20:15,701
No, not the keys.
In the Bahamas.
522
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:18,771
Are you listening to this?
523
00:20:20,274 --> 00:20:21,841
Nah.
524
00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:23,909
It could have been a mess.
525
00:20:23,945 --> 00:20:25,578
Yes.
526
00:20:25,613 --> 00:20:28,113
Well, uh...
527
00:20:28,149 --> 00:20:30,549
I guess I better
go tell the family.
528
00:20:30,585 --> 00:20:34,224
I think they're still
back at the hotel.
529
00:20:35,189 --> 00:20:36,795
Listen
530
00:20:38,092 --> 00:20:40,531
take some chicken.
531
00:20:49,437 --> 00:20:52,101
So I'll, uh...
532
00:20:53,908 --> 00:20:55,953
I'll see you.
533
00:20:57,178 --> 00:20:59,311
I'm really sorry, Brent.
534
00:21:09,123 --> 00:21:10,589
Oh, you're an idiot.
535
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,191
The man's a prince.
536
00:21:12,226 --> 00:21:13,926
Someone else's prince.
537
00:21:13,961 --> 00:21:16,262
- Done?
- Done.
538
00:21:16,297 --> 00:21:18,230
We better start making phone calls
539
00:21:18,266 --> 00:21:19,965
unless you want to have
a sit-down dinner
540
00:21:20,001 --> 00:21:21,834
for 100 cops.
541
00:21:21,869 --> 00:21:24,257
Phone calls.
542
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Carol?
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Do you have plans
for the weekend?
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No, why?
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Brent is single.
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