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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,847 --> 00:00:02,980 Life goes on 2 00:00:03,016 --> 00:00:05,416 and so do we 3 00:00:05,445 --> 00:00:10,403 just how we do it is no mystery 4 00:00:10,456 --> 00:00:15,993 Sometimes the answer can be hard to find 5 00:00:16,029 --> 00:00:19,597 That's something I will never be 6 00:00:19,632 --> 00:00:21,999 I'm always here 7 00:00:22,035 --> 00:00:26,670 for anything that you need 8 00:00:26,706 --> 00:00:28,973 rain or shine 9 00:00:29,008 --> 00:00:31,709 I'll be the one 10 00:00:31,744 --> 00:00:33,344 to share it all 11 00:00:33,379 --> 00:00:38,049 as life goes on 12 00:00:43,481 --> 00:00:45,582 yeah, dreyfuss, hurry. 13 00:00:45,617 --> 00:00:48,084 There we go. That's my good boy. 14 00:00:48,119 --> 00:00:51,020 That's my dreyfuss. All right, dreyfuss, out! 15 00:00:53,158 --> 00:00:54,724 Dreyfuss, I know you have to go. 16 00:00:54,759 --> 00:00:57,827 You have not been out since last night. 17 00:01:00,432 --> 00:01:03,700 You have an extraordinary bladder. 18 00:01:05,604 --> 00:01:08,738 I like that in a dog. 19 00:01:08,773 --> 00:01:10,940 I like that in me. 20 00:01:10,976 --> 00:01:13,343 Please, dreyf, you have to go! 21 00:01:13,378 --> 00:01:14,644 Go! 22 00:01:14,679 --> 00:01:17,780 Fine. Don't go. See if I care. 23 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:19,249 Oh, dreyfuss. 24 00:01:19,284 --> 00:01:21,284 You know, for your information, 25 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:23,720 some animals can get their own food. 26 00:01:24,990 --> 00:01:26,990 You should see what monkeys can do. 27 00:01:27,025 --> 00:01:28,958 They take care of their handicapped. 28 00:01:28,994 --> 00:01:31,628 They're like nurses with tails. 29 00:01:31,663 --> 00:01:33,196 Well, you know what I mean. 30 00:01:33,231 --> 00:01:34,864 Come on, we're gonna eat now, right? 31 00:01:34,899 --> 00:01:36,339 You gonna eat for Harry this morning? 32 00:01:36,368 --> 00:01:38,701 Have a little breakfast for us, huh? 33 00:01:38,737 --> 00:01:40,236 Huh? 34 00:01:43,174 --> 00:01:45,074 Dreyfuss, what is that look? 35 00:01:45,110 --> 00:01:49,145 Libby is dead, which means I don't have a wife. 36 00:01:49,180 --> 00:01:50,747 You don't have lamb chops. 37 00:01:50,782 --> 00:01:53,716 So, yeah, she spoiled you rotten, dreyfuss. 38 00:01:53,752 --> 00:01:55,718 Hey! 39 00:01:55,754 --> 00:01:57,687 Dr. Weston. 40 00:01:57,722 --> 00:02:01,057 Hi, Emily, baby. How are you? 41 00:02:01,092 --> 00:02:03,293 Midterms over? 42 00:02:03,328 --> 00:02:05,428 Ha. I bet that's a relief. 43 00:02:05,463 --> 00:02:09,065 So it's sunny up there in New York, huh? 44 00:02:10,742 --> 00:02:13,076 But Willard Scott had a big sun over New York. 45 00:02:13,127 --> 00:02:15,094 How could it be raining? 46 00:02:15,340 --> 00:02:17,840 Yeah, well, if Willard would spend a little less time 47 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:19,676 on the date nut cake from Vermont, 48 00:02:19,711 --> 00:02:22,608 a little more time on the maps... 49 00:02:23,581 --> 00:02:26,282 I-I don't know what you wear to the opera, dear. 50 00:02:26,318 --> 00:02:28,546 I've never been to the opera. 51 00:02:28,959 --> 00:02:31,287 Don't worry. I can find out about these things. 52 00:02:31,323 --> 00:02:32,722 I will ask your sisters. 53 00:02:32,757 --> 00:02:36,382 I will get you the latest in opera wearing information. 54 00:02:36,404 --> 00:02:37,703 Okay? 55 00:02:37,726 --> 00:02:39,259 Love you too, baby. 56 00:02:39,294 --> 00:02:41,027 Bye. 57 00:02:41,062 --> 00:02:44,531 The opera, dreyfuss, the opera. 58 00:02:44,566 --> 00:02:47,967 What do you wear to the opera if you're a 19-year-old girl? 59 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:59,534 You never were a morning person, were you, dreyfuss? 60 00:03:10,014 --> 00:03:12,981 So, Rocco... 61 00:03:13,017 --> 00:03:14,950 You did swallow your mother's ring. 62 00:03:14,985 --> 00:03:17,185 - Sapphire ring. - Well, don't worry, kiddo. 63 00:03:17,221 --> 00:03:19,421 It's not gonna hurt. Him? What about me? 64 00:03:19,456 --> 00:03:21,857 3 carats surrounded by diamonds. 65 00:03:21,892 --> 00:03:24,660 Now, we can get the ring, and it won't hurt. 66 00:03:24,695 --> 00:03:26,695 When? I have a function night. 67 00:03:26,735 --> 00:03:28,556 Uh, so Rocco, what happened? 68 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:30,032 Were you playing with the ring? 69 00:03:30,067 --> 00:03:32,074 And were afraid your mother would catch you... 70 00:03:32,113 --> 00:03:35,715 - Exactly. - Is your name Rocco? 71 00:03:36,907 --> 00:03:38,507 Now, listen, your throat is fine, 72 00:03:38,542 --> 00:03:40,909 your insides are fine. You know what's gonna happen? 73 00:03:40,945 --> 00:03:44,079 It'll just come out the other end. 74 00:03:44,114 --> 00:03:46,148 In the front door... 75 00:03:46,183 --> 00:03:48,050 Out the back door. 76 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:50,720 When exactly? 77 00:03:50,754 --> 00:03:52,187 Call roto-rooter, okay? 78 00:03:52,222 --> 00:03:54,623 Maybe they can hurry it along. 79 00:03:54,658 --> 00:03:57,793 Well, it's just that I have this... 80 00:03:57,828 --> 00:03:59,828 Function. I know. 81 00:03:59,863 --> 00:04:03,465 Well, your function will have to wait for his function. 82 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:06,501 Mrs. fogal, dear, why don't you just wait outside for a minute? 83 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:08,737 I just want to have a little guy talk with Rocco. 84 00:04:08,772 --> 00:04:11,139 Bye... 85 00:04:13,744 --> 00:04:15,510 Your mother 86 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:18,647 is not getting a lollipop today. 87 00:04:18,682 --> 00:04:19,915 So listen to me. 88 00:04:19,950 --> 00:04:21,950 Now, from now on, you only swallow food, right? 89 00:04:21,986 --> 00:04:23,518 Okay. 90 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:26,455 You still scared? 91 00:04:26,490 --> 00:04:28,423 Now, listen, this is my home number. 92 00:04:28,459 --> 00:04:31,593 You can call me if you need to talk. 93 00:04:31,628 --> 00:04:33,562 - Okay? - Okay. 94 00:04:33,597 --> 00:04:35,364 Good guy. Come here. 95 00:04:35,399 --> 00:04:39,334 That phone number... Do not give it to your mother! 96 00:04:39,370 --> 00:04:41,136 It's just for us. Time's up in here. 97 00:04:41,171 --> 00:04:43,405 Haven't I told you to knock first? 98 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,374 Yeah. You got 25 phone calls to return. 99 00:04:45,409 --> 00:04:47,542 The waiting room's so backed up we're out of toys. 100 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:50,078 Plus, the play-doh's gone hard. 101 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:54,182 I'm not working through my lunch again, 102 00:04:54,218 --> 00:04:55,550 so you get a move on, 103 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:58,653 or you'll be doing this without a nurse. 104 00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:00,722 You do know monkeys could be nurses. 105 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:04,359 Yeah, if most of them weren't doctors. 106 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:11,066 Laverne, what do you wear to the opera? 107 00:05:11,101 --> 00:05:14,369 How the hell would I know? I'm from Arkansas. 108 00:05:16,340 --> 00:05:18,240 Hi. 109 00:05:18,275 --> 00:05:19,808 Got a minute? - 30 seconds. 110 00:05:19,843 --> 00:05:23,378 - I wish I could fire you. - I wish I could quit! 111 00:05:23,414 --> 00:05:26,181 What do you wear to the opera? 112 00:05:26,216 --> 00:05:28,683 I don't go. Do we have a date tonight? 113 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:31,620 A ba... a date? 114 00:05:31,655 --> 00:05:33,388 - Well, yes. - Runny nose, sore throat, 115 00:05:33,424 --> 00:05:34,856 slight fever. 116 00:05:34,892 --> 00:05:37,959 Well, keep him away from me. I don't want to catch it. 117 00:05:40,297 --> 00:05:43,365 Eva, are you ki... are you crazy? Date? I don't date. 118 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,534 My wife just died. 119 00:05:45,569 --> 00:05:48,036 Harry, we have been having dinner together 120 00:05:48,072 --> 00:05:49,905 every Friday night for the past year. 121 00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:53,041 If that's not dating, what is it? 122 00:05:53,077 --> 00:05:54,943 Eating. 123 00:05:54,978 --> 00:05:57,412 - Eating. - Right. 124 00:05:57,448 --> 00:05:59,147 - We've just been eating. - And talking. 125 00:05:59,183 --> 00:06:00,515 - I see. - A little walking. 126 00:06:00,551 --> 00:06:02,684 - Right. - Sounds like dating. 127 00:06:02,719 --> 00:06:05,187 Oh, my god, I feel awful. 128 00:06:05,222 --> 00:06:07,489 My wife just died, and I'm dating. 129 00:06:07,524 --> 00:06:10,192 Libby died 18 months ago, Harry. 130 00:06:10,227 --> 00:06:13,161 Look, all I want to know is... 131 00:06:13,197 --> 00:06:16,865 Are we eating together tonight? 132 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:18,266 Of course. 133 00:06:18,302 --> 00:06:19,501 Great. See you at 7:30? 134 00:06:19,536 --> 00:06:21,249 Okay. 135 00:06:22,106 --> 00:06:25,974 You believe that? She thinks we've been dating. 136 00:06:26,009 --> 00:06:28,176 In my town, we didn't have dating. 137 00:06:28,212 --> 00:06:29,911 You washed your hair every Saturday night, 138 00:06:29,947 --> 00:06:32,914 and then when you were 14, you married your cousin. 139 00:06:47,498 --> 00:06:50,332 Oh, well! 140 00:06:50,367 --> 00:06:51,733 This is nice. 141 00:06:51,768 --> 00:06:53,835 Your refrigerator is a disgrace, daddy. 142 00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:55,904 - Oh... - Everything in here 143 00:06:55,939 --> 00:06:58,073 has a cartoon on the label. 144 00:06:58,108 --> 00:07:01,109 There is not one piece of fruit, nothing fresh. 145 00:07:01,145 --> 00:07:03,945 More importantly, what do you wear to the opera? 146 00:07:03,981 --> 00:07:05,180 How would I know? 147 00:07:05,215 --> 00:07:07,449 My ex-husband's idea of a night out 148 00:07:07,484 --> 00:07:10,352 was not with me. 149 00:07:10,387 --> 00:07:11,996 You want to come to my house tonight? 150 00:07:12,035 --> 00:07:13,910 I'm making pasta. Sorry, dear, I can't. 151 00:07:13,949 --> 00:07:16,158 - I have a date. - What? 152 00:07:16,193 --> 00:07:18,960 Uh, you know Eva Barrett, the virologist. 153 00:07:18,996 --> 00:07:20,362 You've been dating? 154 00:07:20,397 --> 00:07:21,696 Well, I thought I'd been eating. 155 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:23,298 Who knew I was dating? 156 00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:25,861 But mom just died. 157 00:07:27,371 --> 00:07:29,738 Carol, it's been 18 months. 158 00:07:29,773 --> 00:07:33,008 Eva Barrett is an awful woman. 159 00:07:33,043 --> 00:07:37,145 She was coming on to you at the funeral. 160 00:07:37,181 --> 00:07:39,181 You used to like Eva Barrett. 161 00:07:39,216 --> 00:07:41,950 Until the funeral. I saw what she did. 162 00:07:41,985 --> 00:07:44,786 She kissed you! 163 00:07:47,558 --> 00:07:49,090 Marty spinetti kissed me too. 164 00:07:49,126 --> 00:07:50,592 So far, we're not dating. 165 00:07:50,627 --> 00:07:52,194 You're dating. 166 00:07:52,229 --> 00:07:54,229 Come on, don't keep calling it dating. 167 00:07:54,264 --> 00:07:56,646 We are friends. Carol, listen... 168 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:57,904 Hey, listen to me. 169 00:07:57,944 --> 00:07:59,560 Aside from you and your sisters, 170 00:07:59,603 --> 00:08:02,604 she is the only living, caring being in my life right now 171 00:08:02,639 --> 00:08:05,640 who doesn't drink from a toilet. 172 00:08:09,235 --> 00:08:11,179 - Well... - Yeah. 173 00:08:11,215 --> 00:08:13,615 As long as you're not dating. 174 00:08:13,650 --> 00:08:15,350 I mean, as long as you're friends. 175 00:08:15,385 --> 00:08:17,085 That's what it is. Come on. 176 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,154 So speaking of dating, which I am not doing, 177 00:08:19,156 --> 00:08:21,489 - how about you? - Dating? 178 00:08:21,525 --> 00:08:23,024 I love it. 179 00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:26,321 I get to do an impersonation of a perfect person. 180 00:08:26,377 --> 00:08:30,012 I get to act much nicer than I really am... 181 00:08:30,047 --> 00:08:32,715 Be fascinated at how their therapy is going 182 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:36,418 now that they're finally able to cry. 183 00:08:36,454 --> 00:08:37,853 And throw my head back... 184 00:08:40,291 --> 00:08:43,950 In laughter at their wit... 185 00:08:44,929 --> 00:08:47,496 As I eat my blackened redfish. 186 00:08:47,531 --> 00:08:48,964 Hey, neighbor. 187 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,833 Oh, darn, it's you. I'm out of here. 188 00:08:50,868 --> 00:08:52,501 Hey, don't take it personally, Carol. 189 00:08:52,536 --> 00:08:54,303 It's just I don't like the food you bring. 190 00:08:54,338 --> 00:08:56,105 Your sister brings much better food. 191 00:08:56,140 --> 00:08:58,841 You bring all this weird health stuff. 192 00:08:58,876 --> 00:09:02,244 Look at this. Everything in here is green. 193 00:09:02,279 --> 00:09:03,679 It's good for you. 194 00:09:03,714 --> 00:09:06,482 I don't eat anything green, except gum. 195 00:09:06,517 --> 00:09:08,817 You eat anything that's free. 196 00:09:08,853 --> 00:09:11,320 You know, you got a personality problem, Carol. 197 00:09:11,355 --> 00:09:13,922 Maybe that's why... 198 00:09:13,947 --> 00:09:15,759 Maybe that's why, what? 199 00:09:15,793 --> 00:09:17,860 I don't want to hurt you. 200 00:09:17,895 --> 00:09:19,316 You can't hurt me. 201 00:09:19,363 --> 00:09:22,564 Oh-ho-ho, please! 202 00:09:24,735 --> 00:09:27,169 If I said to you maybe that's why your husband left you 203 00:09:27,204 --> 00:09:29,238 for that adorable blond, um... 204 00:09:29,273 --> 00:09:31,507 What's her name? 205 00:09:31,542 --> 00:09:32,674 Rita. 206 00:09:32,710 --> 00:09:34,943 Ho-ho-ho-ho, yeah! 207 00:09:34,979 --> 00:09:36,245 Rita. 208 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:40,449 God, I never saw a body like that in my life! 209 00:09:42,053 --> 00:09:44,420 I wanted to pray to her. 210 00:09:46,057 --> 00:09:47,756 But I don't want to say that to you, 211 00:09:47,792 --> 00:09:51,894 and, well, I never would, 'cause I'm a decent guy. 212 00:09:51,929 --> 00:09:53,562 Bye-bye, daddy. 213 00:09:53,597 --> 00:09:55,230 - You have fun tonight. - Thanks. 214 00:09:55,266 --> 00:09:56,932 When do you sail next, Charley? 215 00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:59,568 - Tuesday. - Sink. 216 00:10:07,578 --> 00:10:10,946 That was great. Eva, that was just great. 217 00:10:10,981 --> 00:10:13,315 So, Harry, you haven't told me. 218 00:10:13,317 --> 00:10:15,184 How do you feel about dating? 219 00:10:15,219 --> 00:10:17,052 Well, it's the same as eating, actually, 220 00:10:17,088 --> 00:10:18,508 except you can't write it off. 221 00:10:18,556 --> 00:10:20,289 Come on, Harry, you gotta admit it. 222 00:10:20,324 --> 00:10:23,826 We have a really terrific relationship here. 223 00:10:23,861 --> 00:10:25,101 Oh, we do, we do. We really do. 224 00:10:25,129 --> 00:10:26,862 Ooh-hoo! Boy, what a clear night. 225 00:10:26,897 --> 00:10:28,564 I think I can see Cuba! 226 00:10:28,599 --> 00:10:30,566 We've known each other for 16 years. 227 00:10:30,601 --> 00:10:32,468 We're both widowed. Have you ever been to Cuba? 228 00:10:32,503 --> 00:10:34,303 I would love to go to Cuba. 229 00:10:34,338 --> 00:10:38,073 I haven't had a decent cigar since the missile crisis. 230 00:10:38,109 --> 00:10:40,576 Harry, we're not 25. 231 00:10:40,611 --> 00:10:42,211 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! 232 00:10:42,246 --> 00:10:45,247 - Why don't we get married? - Ho-ho-ho... 233 00:10:47,121 --> 00:10:49,433 Ah, yes. Married. 234 00:10:49,487 --> 00:10:50,859 Yes. 235 00:10:51,555 --> 00:10:53,956 This is our first date. 236 00:10:53,991 --> 00:10:56,458 This is the first time I ever brought you flowers. 237 00:10:56,494 --> 00:10:58,193 I mean, they're not even serious flowers 238 00:10:58,229 --> 00:10:59,928 like long-stem roses. 239 00:10:59,964 --> 00:11:03,065 There just happened to be a kid at the off ramp, you know? 240 00:11:05,536 --> 00:11:08,437 Harry, we've been seeing each other for over a year, 241 00:11:08,472 --> 00:11:10,672 and you didn't even know we were dating. 242 00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:12,774 I want an answer soon. 243 00:11:12,810 --> 00:11:16,011 Oh, well, what's soon? 244 00:11:16,046 --> 00:11:17,513 Soon is by Monday. 245 00:11:17,548 --> 00:11:19,548 That's soon, all right. 246 00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:23,018 Because, Harry, if the answer is no... 247 00:11:23,053 --> 00:11:25,921 I have to get on with my life. 248 00:11:25,956 --> 00:11:27,256 Are you serious? 249 00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:30,025 You mean if I say no, you won't see me anymore? 250 00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:33,195 Mm. I'm crazy about you. 251 00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:36,131 But I got to get on with it. 252 00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:38,200 Come... Uh, Eva, now, this is... 253 00:11:38,235 --> 00:11:39,468 This is nuts! 254 00:11:39,503 --> 00:11:41,703 I mean, uh, marriage. It's so fast. 255 00:11:41,739 --> 00:11:44,873 One date, a few carnations, blue ones... 256 00:11:44,909 --> 00:11:46,708 You know. 257 00:11:46,744 --> 00:11:49,711 We haven't had sex. I mean, we haven't even kissed. 258 00:11:52,383 --> 00:11:55,384 Mm-hmm. 259 00:12:05,502 --> 00:12:07,226 Hey, you. 260 00:12:07,479 --> 00:12:08,612 Where have you been? 261 00:12:08,647 --> 00:12:10,447 I've been calling you for two days. 262 00:12:10,482 --> 00:12:11,748 I was getting very worried. 263 00:12:11,784 --> 00:12:13,417 Oh, my god, two whole days? 264 00:12:13,452 --> 00:12:15,152 Daddy, I was on a stakeout. 265 00:12:15,187 --> 00:12:19,389 I love hearing that... "my daughter's on a stakeout." 266 00:12:19,425 --> 00:12:23,193 I cannot tell you what a nice effect that has on my heart. 267 00:12:23,228 --> 00:12:24,861 Relax. It's a piece of cake. 268 00:12:24,897 --> 00:12:28,031 Barbara, please, you're dealing with bad guys, 269 00:12:28,066 --> 00:12:30,434 crazed men who don't care what happens to you 270 00:12:30,469 --> 00:12:32,335 as long as they get what they want. 271 00:12:32,371 --> 00:12:34,237 Those are the guys I date, daddy. 272 00:12:34,273 --> 00:12:36,072 Oh... 273 00:12:36,108 --> 00:12:38,408 Why are you a cop? 274 00:12:38,444 --> 00:12:40,444 Because I like running in and out of buildings. 275 00:12:40,479 --> 00:12:42,045 You ask me that every time you see me. 276 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,380 Because I think someday soon 277 00:12:43,415 --> 00:12:45,048 I might get an answer that makes some sense. 278 00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:46,917 You used to want to be a ballerina. 279 00:12:46,952 --> 00:12:48,418 I bought you toe shoes! 280 00:12:48,452 --> 00:12:50,077 I outgrew them. 281 00:12:50,123 --> 00:12:51,662 I like what I do, daddy. 282 00:12:51,695 --> 00:12:54,271 It's important work, and I'm very good at it. 283 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,138 Doughnuts for a change. 284 00:12:59,298 --> 00:13:02,466 Why don't you just take out your gun and shoot him? 285 00:13:02,501 --> 00:13:04,201 Makes too much noise. 286 00:13:04,236 --> 00:13:05,535 Come on, you can have one. 287 00:13:05,571 --> 00:13:07,771 A doughnut once in a while will not kill you. 288 00:13:07,806 --> 00:13:09,840 - I'm a doctor. - I can't. 289 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:14,845 I just found out my talking scale has been lying to me. 290 00:13:16,582 --> 00:13:18,148 You have a talking scale? 291 00:13:18,183 --> 00:13:20,417 It's great company. 292 00:13:20,452 --> 00:13:21,551 I get on it. 293 00:13:21,587 --> 00:13:25,055 It says, "your weight is 115 pounds." 294 00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:27,324 Have a good day." 295 00:13:27,359 --> 00:13:30,393 I mean, what man in my life is that nice to me? 296 00:13:30,429 --> 00:13:32,729 So I've been having very good days 297 00:13:32,764 --> 00:13:35,465 thinking I weigh 115 pounds. 298 00:13:35,501 --> 00:13:37,501 But I don't. I never did. 299 00:13:37,536 --> 00:13:40,570 And it probably knew it the whole time. 300 00:13:42,341 --> 00:13:43,573 So how'd you find out? 301 00:13:43,609 --> 00:13:45,542 Did it snicker when you got off? 302 00:13:48,847 --> 00:13:50,714 I got on a silent scale. 303 00:13:50,749 --> 00:13:53,717 The thing is, you can't trust anything that talks. 304 00:13:53,752 --> 00:13:56,319 First your husband, now your scale. 305 00:13:57,990 --> 00:14:00,123 Listen, girls, I have an announcement to make. 306 00:14:00,158 --> 00:14:02,993 - At least I had a husband. - Girls, listen... 307 00:14:03,028 --> 00:14:04,194 it was just a joke, Carol. 308 00:14:04,229 --> 00:14:05,629 Well, I'm sick of your jokes, Barbara. 309 00:14:05,664 --> 00:14:07,163 Come on, play nice girls. 310 00:14:07,199 --> 00:14:08,565 Especially the one when I was nine 311 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,733 and you told me I was adopted. 312 00:14:09,768 --> 00:14:11,735 I was proposed, to last night. 313 00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:13,169 I was four. How could you believe me? 314 00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:15,346 - You crossed your heart. - I didn't cross my heart! 315 00:14:15,374 --> 00:14:17,084 You were what? 316 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:20,043 Proposed to, you know, like in marriage. 317 00:14:20,078 --> 00:14:21,411 Daddy... 318 00:14:21,446 --> 00:14:24,047 That's great. Are you out of your mind? 319 00:14:24,082 --> 00:14:25,682 - Who is it? - Eva Barrett. 320 00:14:25,717 --> 00:14:27,918 Eva's wonderful. That's great. 321 00:14:27,953 --> 00:14:29,452 Everything's always great with her. 322 00:14:29,488 --> 00:14:31,187 It's sick. 323 00:14:31,223 --> 00:14:33,890 The whole time we were growing up, she was that way. 324 00:14:33,926 --> 00:14:34,926 What way? 325 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,193 Perky, happy. 326 00:14:37,229 --> 00:14:38,762 It's disgusting. 327 00:14:38,797 --> 00:14:41,097 I mean, where is a little despair, 328 00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:43,199 a little depression, for god's sake? 329 00:14:43,235 --> 00:14:44,834 Read some dostoevsky. 330 00:14:44,870 --> 00:14:46,236 Please! 331 00:14:46,271 --> 00:14:49,439 Please, if she is happy, leave her alone. 332 00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:51,708 I'm just trying to inject a little reality 333 00:14:51,743 --> 00:14:52,943 into her life, daddy. 334 00:14:52,978 --> 00:14:54,578 Oh, don't talk to me about reality. 335 00:14:54,613 --> 00:14:55,679 I'm a cop. 336 00:14:55,714 --> 00:14:57,213 I deal with the scum of the earth. 337 00:14:57,249 --> 00:15:00,350 I see the most tragic, filthy, disgusting things in the world. 338 00:15:00,385 --> 00:15:02,819 See that? 339 00:15:02,854 --> 00:15:04,788 I got to go. 340 00:15:04,823 --> 00:15:08,758 I've been up all night, and I have a date. 341 00:15:08,794 --> 00:15:11,394 How can you have a date? You haven't been to bed yet. 342 00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:13,663 I'm combining the two. 343 00:15:13,699 --> 00:15:17,582 Oh, I hate... 344 00:15:20,839 --> 00:15:22,513 You're upset. 345 00:15:22,574 --> 00:15:24,007 No, I'm not upset. 346 00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:26,776 - Why are you upset? - I am not upset. 347 00:15:26,812 --> 00:15:29,379 Fine. Good. No. You're not upset. 348 00:15:31,416 --> 00:15:32,751 You were never here, 349 00:15:32,791 --> 00:15:34,616 and you're not going to be here now. 350 00:15:35,354 --> 00:15:37,821 What do you mean I was never here? 351 00:15:37,856 --> 00:15:41,591 You weren't. There were always sick kids. 352 00:15:41,627 --> 00:15:44,027 My entire life I competed with sick kids. 353 00:15:44,062 --> 00:15:45,962 On my birthday, there were sick kids. 354 00:15:45,998 --> 00:15:49,464 On parents' day, there were sick kids. 355 00:15:50,168 --> 00:15:52,836 On the Halloween I was a banana, 356 00:15:52,871 --> 00:15:54,838 you promised you'd be there. 357 00:15:54,873 --> 00:15:57,607 You said, "no sick kids are gonna keep me away" 358 00:15:57,643 --> 00:16:00,877 from my little banana." 359 00:16:00,912 --> 00:16:02,858 Remember? 360 00:16:03,415 --> 00:16:06,449 Not those exact words. 361 00:16:06,485 --> 00:16:09,320 I was a great banana. 362 00:16:09,454 --> 00:16:11,690 And I waited... 363 00:16:12,024 --> 00:16:13,456 And waited... 364 00:16:13,492 --> 00:16:16,626 And waited. 365 00:16:16,662 --> 00:16:18,928 And you didn't come. 366 00:16:18,964 --> 00:16:20,930 And you didn't see me. 367 00:16:20,966 --> 00:16:23,933 I was the best banana, daddy. 368 00:16:23,969 --> 00:16:28,838 I had a united fruit label on the side of my head. 369 00:16:28,874 --> 00:16:31,641 Carol, it's not like I was out shooting pool 370 00:16:31,677 --> 00:16:33,176 and getting drunk. 371 00:16:33,211 --> 00:16:36,946 And mom was my best friend practically... 372 00:16:36,982 --> 00:16:39,764 Someone I could really talk to. 373 00:16:40,285 --> 00:16:41,951 And then she dies, 374 00:16:41,987 --> 00:16:46,189 and my husband leaves me for a slut named Rita. 375 00:16:46,224 --> 00:16:48,491 Well, you name a kid Rita, 376 00:16:48,527 --> 00:16:52,095 you got a damn good chance of getting a slut. 377 00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:06,380 And now you're thinking about getting married. 378 00:17:07,212 --> 00:17:09,122 And there's no one. 379 00:17:09,781 --> 00:17:11,762 There's just no one anymore. 380 00:17:12,084 --> 00:17:14,015 Everyone's gone... 381 00:17:14,186 --> 00:17:16,096 My husband... 382 00:17:16,555 --> 00:17:17,880 My mother... 383 00:17:18,090 --> 00:17:19,837 You. 384 00:17:22,728 --> 00:17:25,204 Oh, god, I miss mom so much. 385 00:17:25,397 --> 00:17:28,334 I want her back so bad. 386 00:17:30,736 --> 00:17:32,884 The wrong parent died. 387 00:17:33,371 --> 00:17:37,640 Ah, god, I wish I were dead and your mother were alive. 388 00:17:37,676 --> 00:17:38,942 No, no, no. 389 00:17:38,977 --> 00:17:40,543 Yes, yes, yes. 390 00:17:40,579 --> 00:17:41,992 No, no. 391 00:17:43,115 --> 00:17:44,728 Yes. 392 00:17:47,898 --> 00:17:49,736 That's not what I meant. 393 00:17:50,422 --> 00:17:52,388 I just... 394 00:17:52,424 --> 00:17:53,881 I just meant... 395 00:17:54,593 --> 00:17:56,526 I don't know. 396 00:17:56,561 --> 00:17:58,595 I know, I know, I know. Look... 397 00:17:58,630 --> 00:18:01,064 Just give me another chance, okay? 398 00:18:01,099 --> 00:18:03,886 Let me try to do better, 'cause I really want to. 399 00:18:04,636 --> 00:18:06,212 Okay. 400 00:18:06,705 --> 00:18:08,905 Because I love you very much. 401 00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:10,931 - I love you too, daddy. - Oh... 402 00:18:20,852 --> 00:18:22,919 Is there anything I can catch in here, 403 00:18:22,954 --> 00:18:24,220 any really bad stuff? 404 00:18:24,256 --> 00:18:25,355 Hi. 405 00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:26,923 How do you work in here? 406 00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:28,091 You could kill the planet 407 00:18:28,126 --> 00:18:30,593 with what you got going on in this place. 408 00:18:30,629 --> 00:18:32,574 - What is this? - A new virus. 409 00:18:32,598 --> 00:18:34,735 Oh! Pffft! 410 00:18:35,634 --> 00:18:39,035 I could never work in here. I hate germs! 411 00:18:39,070 --> 00:18:40,937 - So, Harry? - It's a miracle I'm a doctor 412 00:18:40,972 --> 00:18:42,906 with the way I feel about germs. 413 00:18:42,941 --> 00:18:44,674 I guess the answer is no. 414 00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:47,443 - What answer? - Harry... 415 00:18:47,479 --> 00:18:49,913 Ah, no, the answer. I know... the answer. 416 00:18:49,948 --> 00:18:51,614 I feel like... 417 00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:53,616 I know how this is gonna sound... 418 00:18:53,652 --> 00:18:55,718 Crazy, probably, but... 419 00:18:55,754 --> 00:18:58,621 I feel like I'd be... 420 00:18:58,657 --> 00:19:00,423 Unfaithful to Libby. 421 00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:02,892 Harry, it's been a while. 422 00:19:02,928 --> 00:19:06,329 It's not a function of time, Eva. 423 00:19:06,364 --> 00:19:10,133 It's the reflection of a relationship. 424 00:19:10,168 --> 00:19:11,367 When Burt rollins' wife died, 425 00:19:11,403 --> 00:19:13,636 he was looking for a date that night. 426 00:19:13,672 --> 00:19:15,972 Three weeks later, he had a playboy bunny 427 00:19:16,007 --> 00:19:19,175 and a prostate the size of the hindenburg. 428 00:19:23,682 --> 00:19:26,149 Libby was my world, Eva. 429 00:19:26,184 --> 00:19:29,319 And 18 months is like 18 days. 430 00:19:29,354 --> 00:19:31,654 I don't know how long I'm gonna feel like this, 431 00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:34,657 but right now... 432 00:19:34,693 --> 00:19:37,160 She's still alive for me, and... 433 00:19:37,195 --> 00:19:39,729 I'm not ready to be with anyone else. 434 00:19:39,764 --> 00:19:41,564 I understand. 435 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:44,601 But I don't want to lose you as a friend. 436 00:19:44,636 --> 00:19:47,303 You'll miss the meals? 437 00:19:47,339 --> 00:19:49,739 No. I'll miss you. 438 00:19:51,243 --> 00:19:53,910 You're not such a great cook. 439 00:19:53,945 --> 00:19:56,112 Oh, Harry, as long as I keep seeing you, 440 00:19:56,147 --> 00:19:58,014 no one else will ever measure up, 441 00:19:58,049 --> 00:20:00,316 and I will wind up alone. 442 00:20:00,352 --> 00:20:02,518 So... 443 00:20:02,554 --> 00:20:03,786 That's it? 444 00:20:03,822 --> 00:20:05,822 Yes. 445 00:20:05,857 --> 00:20:07,690 Yes. 446 00:20:10,161 --> 00:20:12,366 Eva, listen, 447 00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:14,637 I... 448 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,601 I left my tennis racket in the trunk of your car. 449 00:20:20,475 --> 00:20:22,248 Uh, keep it. It's... it's a big one. 450 00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:24,721 It's like hitting the ball with a trampoline. 451 00:20:26,786 --> 00:20:28,051 I am sorry. 452 00:20:28,079 --> 00:20:30,754 I'm gonna miss you a whole lot. 453 00:20:31,816 --> 00:20:33,449 Well... 454 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,263 I guess I'll see you around. 455 00:20:37,923 --> 00:20:39,923 Good-bye, Harry. 456 00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:57,240 Dreyfuss, come on. 457 00:20:57,275 --> 00:20:59,866 Answer the phone. You live here too. 458 00:21:00,779 --> 00:21:03,813 Hello. Hi, Emily, baby! 459 00:21:03,848 --> 00:21:06,115 Oh, I'm doing just great. 460 00:21:06,151 --> 00:21:07,817 I got the opera-wearing information. 461 00:21:07,852 --> 00:21:09,085 You ready? 462 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,820 Poof dresses... The latest thing. 463 00:21:10,855 --> 00:21:12,255 I don't know how you sit in them, 464 00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:13,823 but that's what they're all wearing. 465 00:21:13,858 --> 00:21:16,626 The style came from France. I'm sure they don't wear them. 466 00:21:16,661 --> 00:21:20,196 They just invented them to torture Americans. 467 00:21:20,231 --> 00:21:22,332 Okay. All right, you're welcome. 468 00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:23,900 I love you too. Bye. 469 00:21:26,571 --> 00:21:28,905 Dreyfuss... 470 00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:31,908 My big dreyfuss. Oh, dreyfuss. 471 00:21:31,943 --> 00:21:34,344 How are you, dreyfuss? 472 00:21:34,379 --> 00:21:36,412 How are you? Hi, baby. 473 00:21:36,448 --> 00:21:38,915 Oh, you're amazing. You know that? 474 00:21:38,950 --> 00:21:42,552 You're glad to see me every minute of my life. 475 00:21:42,587 --> 00:21:45,555 I come home, you jump around and wag your tail. 476 00:21:45,590 --> 00:21:47,924 I go in the closet, I come out, 477 00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:50,593 you jump around and wag your tail. 478 00:21:50,628 --> 00:21:52,595 I turn my face away, I turn it back, 479 00:21:52,630 --> 00:21:55,131 you wag your tail. 480 00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:57,934 Either you love me very much 481 00:21:57,969 --> 00:22:00,470 or your short-term memory is shot. 482 00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:03,606 Give me a kiss! 483 00:22:03,641 --> 00:22:06,442 I love you, dreyfuss. I love you! 484 00:22:06,478 --> 00:22:08,378 Come on. 485 00:22:08,413 --> 00:22:10,380 I'll sit with you while you eat. 486 00:22:10,415 --> 00:22:11,981 Yeah. 487 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:16,581 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33900

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