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Welcome, everyone.
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Tonight we unveil the latest work
by the remarkable artist Gleeko.
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Evening, pigs.
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I give you Birthright by Gleeko.
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[ Applause ]
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The bidding will
start at $10,000.
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$10,000.
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It's a new high.
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Going once.
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Going twice.
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[ Door opens, gunshots ]
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I'd like to place a bid -- on
everyone's money and jewels.
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Your money -- now.
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Turn around.
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I said, "about face."
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I'm sorry.
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What about my face?
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You mean... this face?
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How about this face?
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Argh!
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[ Thud ]
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Brett: Oh, nice move, Chris.
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Say, can I borrow that face?
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'Cause there ain't no way
they're serving this face at
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Gordy's pizza anymore --
not after what I pulled.
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Susie: You know the rules.
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His family gets seven
days to claim it.
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Marshal Chris Monsanto.
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I didn't know you
were an art fan.
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Chris: Hey, pal, the only art I
give a [Bleep] about is in the
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Garfunkel style, as
in art Garfunkel.
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Enough!
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[ Gunshot ]
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Chris: Well, nice kick.
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And now let's see how
you do making love.
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Know what I always say?
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I always say every criminal
deserves one final meal.
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Let's see what yours was.
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Ugh. Vegetable lasagna.
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Blech! What a girl.
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All right, freakos,
coming through.
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$55,000.
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Chris: What are these
phony jabronies doing?
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$60,000.
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Susie: They think that
splatter you made is art.
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Hey... $65,000.
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...pigs? Uh, jackals?
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$70,000.
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Gleeko...over here.
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$80,000.
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Susie: The art world
loves you, Chris.
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Brett: You're gonna
be rich, buddy.
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[ Ka-ching! ]
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Wow!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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[ Siren wails ]
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Chris: Errahhhh! Ugh!
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Oh!
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There we go.
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Try not to do any heavy
looking for a few days.
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Chris: Oh-ho.
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That was really painful.
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And I haven't gotten
your bill yet.
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[ Laughs ]
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Uh, seriously, how much is
this gonna cost me, doc?
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Oh, not too much.
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[ Ka-ching! ]
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Wow!
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Oh [Bleep] nurse!
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Susie: Congratulations, Chris.
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The gallery bust got a great
write-up in the art section.
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Brett: [ Chuckles ]
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Art section?
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They should call that "the funnies"
on account of what a joke it is.
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And they should call the funnies
"the obituaries" because no one
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slays me more than Ziggy, Hagar,
and the rest of the gang.
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And they should call
real estate "sports."
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Chris: Brett, why don't you run down to
the morgue and find yourself a drawer?
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Susie: I can't believe those people
think you're some kind of artist now.
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Chris: I know.
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Stupid, isn't it?
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Susie: Who are you gonna
donate the money to?
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I'm working with this great
organization that gives fat
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suits to starving people to
boost their self-esteem.
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Chris: Yeah, if I gave this
money to charity, I'd just look
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like I'm Melinda gates
with a better tit job.
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No, I think Chris Monsanto�s
probably just gonna shove this
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money away in an old jock strap
and forget about it, huh?
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Marshals, come in.
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We've got a 617 at the corner
of Rutledge and Millbury.
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Susie: 617.
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That's the attempted
rape of the governor.
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Let's move.
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Brett: So, then I started
hiding out in the garbage can
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behind Gordy's every night with
the hopes that he would toss out
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some old pizza right
into my pizza hole.
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Turns out Gordy was using said
garbage can to do you-know-what
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with a half-eaten calzone.
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I mean, I guess he was working out his
pizza demons, if you know what I mean.
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Chris: Hey, there's our guy.
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Freeze!
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I ain't going back to the joint.
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You're gonna have to
kill me, Monsanto.
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Chris: Uh...not quite yet.
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Over there. Over there.
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Okay.
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Chris: Mm...No. Keep moving.
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Okay.
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Chris: Yes. Right...there.
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Okay.
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[ Thud ]
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Chris: I guess I'm a
genius after all, huh?
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Susie: Chris, you didn't
have to shoot him.
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Chris: Honey, it's called
"street art," okay?
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It's very hot, very
happening, very now.
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Kesi, hi.
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Yes, it's Chris Monsanto.
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Listen, I have a new piece, and
it's called spined over splatter.
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Yes, it's my most
personal work to date.
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She's got the look
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she lives the life
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she turns it on
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she does it right
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right, right
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oh, yeah
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she's doing it
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she's doing it
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she's doing it
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she's doing it
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Monsanto is the
artist of our time.
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My favorite piece --
man shot after lunch.
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There's little bits of food in it,
so it seems really authentic.
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Monsanto is the
artist of our time.
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He allows us to look inside ourselves...
By looking at the inside of us.
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Monsanto is the
artist of our time.
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Monsanto is the
artist of our time.
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Chris: How are you?
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Good.
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Chris?
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Chris: Yeah.
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Chris, will you do my dress?
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Chris: Uh, okay.
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Sorry, pal.
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I can't disappoint the fans.
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Wait, wait. No!
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[ Gunshot ]
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[ Thud ]
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I'm wearing a Monsanto.
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Then you will need
to check it again.
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It's "Gleeko," g-l-e-e-k--
You're not on the list.
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I-I... this one's good.
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Let her through.
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Hey! Kesi!
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Why haven't you returned
my calls, honey?
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I finished some
great new garbage.
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God, Gleeko.
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You bore me.
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The best thing you can do for
your career right now is die.
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Kesi! Wait!
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You heard her, pal.
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Go. Die... if you know
what's good for you.
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[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
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[ Telephone rings ]
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[ Crunches ]
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Susie: You wanted to see this sexual
predator before we process him?
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Chris: Yes, I do --
right over there.
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[ Clears throat ]
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All right.
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Let's take a look here.
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Uh, okay.
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Let's do one in the neck and
one in the large intestine.
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[ Gun cocks ]
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Brett: Spray cheese.
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[ Gunshot, thud ]
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Susie: Uh!
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Chris: Okay, good.
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Get that over to Kesi and
tell her it's called, uh,
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with six you get egg roll or
three cheers for puddin' pops.
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I don't give a [Bleep]
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Susie: You don't even do
your own work anymore?
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Chris: Susan, the mere fact
that I'm in the room when it
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happens means it's
graced by my gift.
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Marshals, come in.
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There's been a massacre at
the new image art gallery.
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Susie: A massacre.
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Let's shake a leg.
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What?
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Chris: I can't do it.
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You know, that place shows the
most dreadful landscapes.
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Really -- just mothball stuff.
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Can't do it.
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I will. Okay.
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Susie: Well, what
do we have here?
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The savage depiction of the
plight of illegal immigrants.
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Susie: Mm. Powerful stuff.
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[ Saw whirrs ]
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Hey, hey, hey.
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What are you doing?
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This is a crime scene.
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Sweetheart, this is a Gleeko.
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Chris: Gleeko?
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Look who it is --
yesterday's news.
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Or should we say,
"yawn-sterday's snooze"?
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It's all about Gleeko now.
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Brett: I bet he could get one
of those coveted non-sticky
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booths at Gordy's, no problem.
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Well, that goes without saying.
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Susie: He killed
four innocent men.
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Chris: Yeah, and he
ripped me off, too.
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Okay, Gleeko.
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You're gonna get the chair for this --
and 10 to 20 for the dead Mexicans, too.
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Well done, Gleeko.
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You are the new king
of splatter art.
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Sorry I told you to die.
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No hard feelings.
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Feelings?
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Sweetheart, Gleeko has no feelings,
especially when he's back on top.
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[ Laughs ]
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Chris: Gleeko!
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Monsanto.
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Came to see a real artist at work, huh?
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Chris: Actually, no.
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I've come to paint mixed
media -- brains and guts.
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Murder him!
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Chris: [ Grunts ]
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[ Guns cocks ]
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Okay.
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This'll be my finest
work of art yet.
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Octavio! Gary!
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Let's put the "goo"
in "guggenheim."
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[ Thud ]
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Ah, what the [Bleep]
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Chris: Ah. Oh.
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Hey, looks like you sold out.
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You're doing advertisements?
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What?
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This is not good,
Gleeko -- not...good.
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I'm not some commercial whore.
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Chris: You're gonna be rich --
rich beyond your wildest dreams.
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No.
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Chris: You're gonna be eating
caviar out of gold-toe socks.
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No.
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Chris: Yeah.
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No! My facade of integrity!
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[ Ka-ching-ching-ching-ching! ]
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Aaaaaah!
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[ Thud ]
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Ooooh!
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Chris: Well, you know what
they say -- live fat, die old,
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and leave a
weird-looking corpse.
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Yech.
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Brett: Oh.
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Susie: I know. It's sad.
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Brett: No, that's not it.
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Looking at this pile of goop on the floor
makes me think of a Gordy's supreme.
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Guess I won't be
having that anymore.
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Gordy's?
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Yes, Gleeko had
just ordered some.
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I guess we'll have
to toss the rest.
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Brett: Gordy's?
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Follow me.
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[ Slow chamber music playing ]
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Uh!
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It was a thing of beauty --
performance art like I'd never seen.
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An idiot in a trash can, agape,
begging the world for its garbage.
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[ Music continues ]
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He was a true genius...
Brett: [ Belches ]
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...and I was in love.
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[ Ka-ching! ]
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Wow!
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I know she's a goddess
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she's looking obscene
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this girl is the hottest
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that you've ever seen
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when she gets close
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you want to feel
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is she fantasy, or
is she re-e-e-al?
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is she really real?
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is she really real?
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