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You really want him in the white
house for the next four years?
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The man doesn't have a clue.
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Who are you guys talking about?
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Does it really matter?
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Fine. Go ahead. Make jokes.
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So what if the future of
our country is at stake?
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Ooh. Ooh.
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It's his first election.
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He's taking it very seriously.
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All right,
here's what we've got...
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44-year-old white male.
Construction accident.
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Abdominal tap was positive.
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If the ct shows
splenic lacerations,
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it'll probably have to come out.
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Dr. howser, you'll be assisting.
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We have a winner.
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Get ready!
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It's time to play...
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And here's your host,
monty blades!
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you,
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and welcome once again
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to the a.M.A.'S
number-one game show,
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where highly trained
professionals
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perform delicate
medical procedures
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for valuable prizes.
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Now here is
your favorite scrub nurse,
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Christy St. Clair!
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Thank you, monty.
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Our first patient
hails from studio city.
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He's a building contractor
who's been injured
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in a construction accident.
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He enjoys
backgammon and parasailing.
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Meet Pete neirman.
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Great to have you here, Pete.
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How are you feeling?
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I just had a crane fall on me,
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but I'm really
excited to be here.
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Terrific. Let's
bring out our surgeon.
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He's a 19-year-old child prodigy
from brentwood, California,
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who really knows his way
to a girl's heart...
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Through the chest cavity.
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Let's welcome Dr. doogie howser.
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Come on out here, doogie.
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Thanks, monty.
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Doogie, I understand
you have family
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here with you today.
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That's correct, monty.
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My lovely mother Katherine
and my father David.
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O.K., let's pick a procedure.
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O.K. Thank you, Christy.
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Let's keep those fingers
crossed for a good one.
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Oh, a splenectomy!
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That's a spleen removal,
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for those of you
playing at home.
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Dr. howser, are you ready?
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Are you kidding?
I was born ready.
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After all, I am a genius.
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How's that
for confidence, folks?
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O.K.
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Let's...
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Operate!
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Clamp.
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Let's see where
the bleeding's coming from.
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Then we'll run the bowel.
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Better pump that transfusion.
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Give me a large
deaver retractor.
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Deaver.
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Dr. howser, bovie that bleeder.
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Bovie.
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Blood's welling up
in the abdomen.
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Get that tonsil sucker
in there deep. Deep.
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Watch that blade, Dr. howser.
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Damn it, you burnt
a hole in the bowel.
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Oh, man, I'm...
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I'm sorry.
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Move your hand.
I have to repair that.
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Suture.
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Come on, howser,
it's a simple question.
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Why do you care
who I'm voting for?
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Open your eyes.
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We're voting for the president
of the United States.
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We go different ways,
we cancel each other out.
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It's our patriotic duty
to vote for the same guy.
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Who are you voting for?
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I asked you first.
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What are we, in kindergarten?
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All right.
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I'm not embarrassed to admit it.
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I'm afraid to vote.
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I mean, what if
I make a mistake?
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The president's got
his finger on the button,
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he's had a bad day,
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ka-ploowhh!
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Howser, howser,
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now you got to tell me
who you're voting for.
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That way we definitely
go different ways.
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So if something does happen,
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it's not our fault.
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Vin, just do a little research
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and make up your own mind.
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Doog, you're right.
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You are right.
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The whole process
is just so complicated.
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They ought to do
what pro wrestling does.
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Cage match. Two men enter.
One man leaves.
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Ba-da-bing,
you got your president.
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Ooh.
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What?
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Dark tie, solid shoes?
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What, are you going
to a funeral?
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I have an m-and-m
conference this morning.
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M-and-m?
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Do you debate the merits
of plain versus peanut?
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No. It stands for
morbidity and mortality.
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Nyaah. That don't sound good.
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Each week, surgeons
discuss their cases...
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Problems, complications, deaths.
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Well, the other day,
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I burned a hole
in this guy's bowel.
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Ugh. That would ruin lunch.
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He'll be o.K.
It's no big deal. It happens.
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Aren't we cavalier
with another man's bowels?
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The patient's abdominal tap
was positive.
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His ct showed
a splenic laceration,
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and I assisted Dr. angelis
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in performing
an emergency splenectomy.
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During the procedure,
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I burned a hole
in the small bowel.
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Dr. angelis repaired it.
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The patient's course
has been uneventful
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in the last 48 hours,
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except he spiked
a temperature this morning.
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And this signifies
what, Dr. howser?
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There's a possibility
of an intra-abdominal abscess.
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Correct.
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One that could significantly
lengthen his recovery time.
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Am I right?
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Yes.
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Dr. howser,
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can you please
describe in detail
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how this accident occurred?
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Well, the patient was
experiencing extreme blood loss.
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His transfusion
was being pumped,
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and Dr. angelis asked me
to bovie a bleeder.
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While I was cauterizing,
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the blade burned
a small hole in the bowel.
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Now help me to understand
this, Dr. howser.
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If you were so focused
on the bleeder,
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how did you perforate the bowel?
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Uh, well, i... i guess
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the proximal end
must have made contact.
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You guess.
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Weren't you aware that the
proximal end of the blade
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also carries a current?
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Yes, sir.
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Then how could it
happen, Dr. howser?
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I don't know.
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You don't know.
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I see.
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Well, this is very helpful.
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Now, when the
patient comes to me
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and asks how he got a
hole in his bowel,
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I can tell him our
19-year-old doctor said,
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"I don't know."
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Dr. howser,
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there's a big difference
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between knowing how
to do something...
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And being able to do it.
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Pretty rough in there, huh?
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Comes with the territory.
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I'm free for lunch
if you want to talk.
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No, dad. I'm fine.
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Really. Thanks for
coming, but I got to...
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O.K.
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Dr. howser.
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Thank you.
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I want you to be ready.
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Next trauma patient
through the door,
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the surgery's yours.
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I'll assist you.
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Great.
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Looks like trouble, Dr. howser.
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Start volume expanders
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and call the blood bank
for two units.
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Cardiac arrest.
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Cardiac arrest.
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Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
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Come on.
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Flat line.
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Come on. Come on.
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Flat line.
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Flat line.
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Aw...
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Tough break, doogie.
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I can't...
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Time and your patient
have expired.
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I can't believe this.
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Christy, tell Pete what
he'll be taking with him.
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The home version
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of so you wanna bea trauma surgeon?
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Operate on your friends
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and never leave the house.
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Monty.
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Thanks, Christy.
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You're a good sport, Pete.
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Have fun.
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So long.
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It's my first time in charge.
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How could this happen?
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Not everybody
can be a surgeon, doc.
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Now it's time to face
the wheel of consequences.
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Go on over there
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and give her a spin.
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No, wait. This isn't fair.
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This isn't fair.
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I'm only 19. I shouldn't
have done this alone.
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Judges, can we
get a ruling here?
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Oh, I guess they're not
buying your lame excuse.
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It's my first time in charge.
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I shouldn't have to spin!
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Hey, hey.
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Where does it say
"Dr. doom touches host"?
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Audience, tell him what
every surgeon has to be.
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Perfect! Perfect!
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I don't want to spin.
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Please, i... no! No!
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Ple... no!
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No! Please!
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Ple... no!
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No!
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Good morning.
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Oh. Coffee's ready.
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I thought I turned the alarm on.
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Got to change that code, Dr. h.
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Everybody uses their birthday.
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Vinnie, are you all right?
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You don't look very well.
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I'm not, Mrs. h.
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My brain... Is throbbing here.
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I don't have any idea
how to vote.
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How should I know what's
good for the country?
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I even voted for
the wrong Elvis stamp.
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Look at all this research I got.
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I read the wall street journal,
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the New York times, newsweek,
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U.S. news and world report.
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Well, you must have
learned something.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, uh, Schwarzenegger,
Sinatra, and Stallone
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are going with bush.
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Beatty, Streisand, and
Chevy are behind Clinton.
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Hugh Hefner also for Clinton.
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Hugh?
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Well...
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Aren't we all politically aware?
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I'm sure you'll figure
it all out, Vinnie.
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Thank you.
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Uh, Vincent, all this
process comes down to
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is weighing each candidate's
strengths and weaknesses.
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Many people are going to
vote for the president
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because he's the incumbent,
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he's got the experience.
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You're right.
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I'm voting for bush.
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Sure. Man's only created
worst recession since hoover.
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All right, all right.
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What about governor Clinton?
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00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,354
He's got a strong
economic policy.
270
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:12,688
Good point.
271
00:13:12,689 --> 00:13:14,004
Clinton it is.
272
00:13:14,005 --> 00:13:15,658
Oh, please.
273
00:13:15,659 --> 00:13:17,999
Man's idea of foreign policy
274
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,497
is fishing in Tennessee.
275
00:13:21,498 --> 00:13:23,666
Vincent, you want my advice?
276
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:26,302
Make this decision
on your own...
277
00:13:26,303 --> 00:13:28,605
Without anybody's help.
278
00:13:32,643 --> 00:13:35,578
Sure, it's easy for him to say.
279
00:13:35,579 --> 00:13:37,881
Man's been voting since Lincoln.
280
00:13:39,004 --> 00:13:41,584
Oh, what's the use?
281
00:13:41,585 --> 00:13:44,754
I'm not smart enough
to make this decision.
282
00:13:44,755 --> 00:13:46,455
I'm not voting.
283
00:13:46,456 --> 00:13:47,924
Hey, get real, delpino.
284
00:13:47,925 --> 00:13:49,392
Where I come from,
285
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:52,004
kids stand in front
of tanks to vote.
286
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,696
But you just said
287
00:13:53,697 --> 00:13:56,799
you don't like
either one of these guys.
288
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,401
You miss point.
289
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:01,671
No candidate's ever perfect.
290
00:14:01,672 --> 00:14:04,003
No voter's ever perfect.
291
00:14:04,004 --> 00:14:07,001
Only thing perfect is democracy.
292
00:14:07,002 --> 00:14:09,479
You no vote, you lose.
293
00:14:13,617 --> 00:14:16,004
Temperature's been
normal for 24 hours.
294
00:14:16,005 --> 00:14:17,653
He's having
very little discomfort.
295
00:14:17,654 --> 00:14:19,004
He never developed an abscess.
296
00:14:19,005 --> 00:14:21,003
You ought to buy
a lottery ticket.
297
00:14:21,004 --> 00:14:23,626
Thanks for assigning
the next surgery to me.
298
00:14:23,627 --> 00:14:27,004
After my error, you could've
had me assisting a while.
299
00:14:27,005 --> 00:14:29,665
I guess you thought
it was important
300
00:14:29,666 --> 00:14:32,668
to get me back up on the horse.
301
00:14:32,669 --> 00:14:33,836
Uh...
302
00:14:33,837 --> 00:14:35,304
It's hard to believe.
303
00:14:35,305 --> 00:14:37,740
19, and I'm a surgeon in charge.
304
00:14:37,741 --> 00:14:41,008
Most residents are what, 29,
30, before they're ready?
305
00:14:41,009 --> 00:14:43,813
You can imagine
the heat I'm getting
306
00:14:43,814 --> 00:14:45,008
from wiener and Murphy.
307
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,816
They're champing at the bit
308
00:14:46,817 --> 00:14:48,317
to get their shot.
309
00:14:48,318 --> 00:14:49,819
I almost feel guilty.
310
00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:51,008
As a good team player,
311
00:14:51,009 --> 00:14:53,723
I'd let them go ahead of me if...
312
00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:57,008
Howser, if you're trying to
tell me you're not ready,
313
00:14:57,009 --> 00:14:58,561
just say it.
314
00:14:58,562 --> 00:15:00,006
That's not what I'm saying.
315
00:15:00,007 --> 00:15:02,006
Good, because I'm
making surgeons here
316
00:15:02,007 --> 00:15:04,007
and there's no room for doubt.
317
00:15:04,008 --> 00:15:05,735
No. I know.
318
00:15:05,736 --> 00:15:07,436
I'm... I'm ready. Really.
319
00:15:07,437 --> 00:15:10,005
Trauma team,
emergency room. Stat.
320
00:15:10,006 --> 00:15:11,374
Trauma team,
321
00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:13,710
emergency room. Stat.You're on.
322
00:15:22,786 --> 00:15:24,007
Scalpel.
323
00:15:25,003 --> 00:15:26,789
Clamp.
324
00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:29,558
Clamp.
325
00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:31,007
Sponge stick.
326
00:15:33,009 --> 00:15:35,999
Big liver laceration.
Some crush injury.
327
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,999
Let me debride it back,
then I can close it.
328
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,403
How's the spleen?
329
00:15:40,404 --> 00:15:44,874
Subcapsular hematoma with a
small tear at the hilum.
330
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:48,945
Suture, please, number one, and
I'll need teflon bolsters.
331
00:15:56,653 --> 00:15:57,920
Babcock.
332
00:15:57,921 --> 00:16:00,000
More lap sponges here.
333
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,357
Clamp.
334
00:16:01,358 --> 00:16:04,001
I'm having trouble
ventilating him.
335
00:16:04,002 --> 00:16:06,829
Well, what do
his lungs sound like?
336
00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:10,699
I don't hear any breath
sounds on this side.
337
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,535
His trachea's off-center.
Pneumothorax.
338
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,637
Get me a chest tube set up.
339
00:16:14,638 --> 00:16:16,999
He has some rib fractures
340
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,008
but no pneumothorax
when this was taken.
341
00:16:20,009 --> 00:16:22,378
Must've happened
on the ventilator.
342
00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:23,647
Do it.
343
00:16:27,918 --> 00:16:30,352
Hand me the chest tube.
344
00:16:30,353 --> 00:16:33,007
Connect it to the water seal.
345
00:16:35,006 --> 00:16:36,006
That did it.
346
00:16:36,007 --> 00:16:37,726
Ventilating better.
347
00:16:37,727 --> 00:16:41,397
All right. New gloves, and
we'll work on the spleen.
348
00:16:41,398 --> 00:16:43,567
7 1/2 gloves, please.
349
00:16:45,302 --> 00:16:47,536
Suction.
350
00:16:47,537 --> 00:16:49,772
We need more retraction.
351
00:16:49,773 --> 00:16:52,003
Oh, god. What is it?
352
00:16:52,004 --> 00:16:54,310
Bottom's dropped out
of his blood pressure.
353
00:16:54,311 --> 00:16:56,479
Blood in the chest tube.
354
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,681
There must be
a tear in the aorta.
355
00:16:58,682 --> 00:17:00,616
Keep pushing that blood!
356
00:17:00,617 --> 00:17:03,002
I can't keep up with him.
357
00:17:03,003 --> 00:17:06,001
He's not responding.
We're losing him.
358
00:17:06,002 --> 00:17:09,001
We'll have to go in
through the chest.
359
00:17:09,002 --> 00:17:10,960
There's no pulse.
360
00:17:10,961 --> 00:17:12,695
Flat line.
361
00:17:12,696 --> 00:17:13,929
Damn!
362
00:17:13,930 --> 00:17:16,005
Give me a scalpel.
363
00:17:16,006 --> 00:17:18,434
We have massive blood loss.
364
00:17:18,435 --> 00:17:20,005
Come on!
365
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,003
He's bled out, doctor.
366
00:17:55,505 --> 00:17:57,999
Howser.
367
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,643
You did a good job in there.
368
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:02,008
What?
369
00:18:02,009 --> 00:18:04,007
You did everything
you could and more.
370
00:18:04,008 --> 00:18:06,515
I was impressed.
371
00:18:06,516 --> 00:18:07,616
He died.
372
00:18:07,617 --> 00:18:10,004
A car killed him, not you.
373
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:13,007
You gave him the
best chance he had.
374
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,925
Look...
375
00:18:15,926 --> 00:18:17,860
I knew you were scared,
376
00:18:17,861 --> 00:18:20,000
but I don't believe
in pep talks.
377
00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:22,831
The only place you'll find
if you have what it takes
378
00:18:22,832 --> 00:18:24,367
is in there.
379
00:18:25,468 --> 00:18:27,537
Today you became
a surgeon, Dr. howser.
380
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:48,624
Uh... Excuse me,
but has a young man
381
00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:50,826
been here to vote recently?
382
00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:53,000
Yea high, slightly neurotic.
383
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,531
I heard that.
384
00:18:55,532 --> 00:18:59,301
Vinnie, how long
have you been in there?
385
00:18:59,302 --> 00:19:00,669
The polls close soon.
386
00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:02,304
Quit rushing me.
387
00:19:02,305 --> 00:19:04,607
This is a momentous decision.
388
00:19:04,608 --> 00:19:07,476
Eeny-meeny-miny...
389
00:19:07,477 --> 00:19:09,004
Relax, howser.
390
00:19:09,005 --> 00:19:11,848
Well, that's it.
I'm out of here.
391
00:19:16,653 --> 00:19:19,002
I'm so proud to be an American.
392
00:19:19,003 --> 00:19:20,006
Thank you.
393
00:19:20,007 --> 00:19:21,323
Ah...
394
00:19:21,324 --> 00:19:24,004
Miss voting official,
395
00:19:24,005 --> 00:19:26,663
would you please... yes,
thanks... take our picture?
396
00:19:58,009 --> 00:20:00,964
Hey, you did your best!
397
00:20:02,932 --> 00:20:06,001
Congratulations. You get
to come back and try again.
398
00:20:06,002 --> 00:20:08,003
- I do?
- Yes, you do, absolutely.
399
00:20:08,004 --> 00:20:10,906
Oh, that's great!
That is really terrific.
400
00:20:10,907 --> 00:20:14,001
What did I tell you
about touching a host?
401
00:20:14,002 --> 00:20:16,479
Maybe next week
he'll actually save somebody.
402
00:20:17,514 --> 00:20:18,947
Christy, you squirrel,
403
00:20:18,948 --> 00:20:21,517
show him what he'll
be playing for next week.
404
00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:25,755
This beautiful home
in Santa Monica.
405
00:20:27,624 --> 00:20:29,792
A long and lucrative career,
406
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:35,398
and this magnificent
1993 mustang convertible.
407
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:38,567
- Whoa!
- Oh ho ho ho!
408
00:20:40,403 --> 00:20:42,999
Not to mention a year's
supply of turtle wax.
409
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,608
What about the feeling that I've
accomplished something worthwhile?
410
00:20:46,609 --> 00:20:49,004
- We'll throw that in, too.
- O.K.
411
00:21:00,323 --> 00:21:01,791
So long, everybody.
412
00:21:01,841 --> 00:21:06,391
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