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The patient, a white female,
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exhibits symptoms
of a zenker's diverticulum,
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a proximal out-pouching
of the esophagus. O.K.
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How does this manifest
itself? Anyone?
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Food particles get
trapped in the pouch.
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The patient can aspirate, choke.
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Thank you, Dr. Spencer.
Correct as usual.
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Course of treatment? Anyone?
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The patient's in good health.
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She'd make an excellent
candidate for surgery.
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She's scheduled
tomorrow morning.
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I think Dr. Spencer has neatly
summed up yet another case.
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Does anyone have any questions?
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Yes!
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What is the fiber content
of these sheets?
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Excuse me?
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These sheets.
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It's like sleeping on sandpaper.
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You'll want to talk
to housekeeping about that.
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Have I mentioned how long
I've been waiting
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to be taken to X-ray?
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Just try and rest.
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I was trying to
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when you came
with your looky-loos.
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Have a nice day.
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Nice day when I get out
of this dump.
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I'm trying to be professional,
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but I cannot work with anyone
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who calls me a looky-loo.
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You'll find this next
case rather interesting.
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A post-op white male,
53, good health.
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Began experiencing
extreme rectal pain
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on a transatlantic flight.
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Came to the E.R.
from the airport.
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The E.R. doc incised and drained
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a pilonidal cyst
the size of a tangerine.
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And how are we doing today,
Dr. canfield?
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Could I speak with
you for a minute?
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Yeah, of course.
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I thought you were coming alone.
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When you checked into
this hospital,
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you made yourself clear...
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You said you wanted absolutely
no deferential treatment
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because of your position here.
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I said that?
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You wanted to be treated
like any other patient.
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I see.
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Does it occur to you that
my momentary altruism
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may simply have been
the ravings of a man
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who'd spent the last 12 hours
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flying across the Atlantic
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with his butt on fire?
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So, you all graduated.
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Well, what a proud moment.
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I'm sure you've all
a multitude of cases
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to review this morning.
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Thanks for stopping by.
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Dr. canfield.
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What?
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We're here to check
your drainage.
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Well, I'm kind of
busy right now.
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Maybe later.
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Call first.
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Doctor, this is
a teaching hospital,
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we can't expect our patients
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to do anything we
wouldn't do, can we?
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Apparently not.
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O.K.
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O.K.
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Let's all gather around.
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Gather around real close,
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and we'll take a good look
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at that incision.
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Um, Dr. canfield,
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if you could
just kind of... Yes.
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Isn't she going to make
one beautiful bride?
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Very pretty.
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Pretty? She's a goddess.
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Look how she laughs.
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What's she laughing at?
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One of the groom's
knock-knock jokes.
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Where is the groom?
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He's out there somewhere.
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Call me old-fashioned.
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Isn't it traditional
for both bride and groom
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to appear in the wedding video?
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I'll check the framing
on my camera.
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Maybe it's a little off.
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Well, congratulations
on your first gig.
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"Video visions by Vincent.
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Not just another wedding video."
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Snappy.
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I sold them on
anatomy of a wedding.
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See, I'm diving
below the surface
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and burrowing deep into
the fiery underbelly
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of the premarital
courtship ritual...
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You know,
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the awkward first
meeting of the in-laws,
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the groom uncertain
whether to buy or rent,
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the bride slipping on
her garter.
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This isn't your everyday
wedding video.
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This is art.
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Where did the flyers
go up? Ralph's?
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Market basket.
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They had a cleaner
bulletin board.
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Whoa! I'm supposed to be
at Victoria's secret.
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I'm documenting the bride
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picking out her honeymoon pjs.
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I ought to be paying them.
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I know this sounds amusing,
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but at the time, I was
profoundly miserable.
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I did learn that after 25 years
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of practicing medicine,
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I had a limited understanding
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of the ordeal the patient faces.
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But I understand now,
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and the experience will
make me a better doctor.
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Having said that,
call your loved ones,
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get someone to feed the cat,
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because for 48 hours
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you'll be checked in to
this hospital as patients.
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That's right, people.
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I know this is rather sudden.
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It's all part of the experience.
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Illness strikes suddenly.
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Exactly. Each of you will assume
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a specific patient profile,
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which we'll do our best
to physically simulate.
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For example, we might smear
glasses with vaseline
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to approximate a vision loss,
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put pebbles in your shoes
to simulate arthritis.
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Hospital personnel
will be instructed
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to treat you like
any other patient.
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Excuse me.
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Yes, Dr. Spencer.
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I just assumed that Dr. howser
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would participate in this
program as a patient.
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I... i can handle this one.
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For your information, Dr.
Spencer,
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as a survivor of
childhood leukemia,
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I've got a good understanding
of what it's like
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on the other side
of the stethoscope.
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I don't question
your understanding
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of childhood hospitalization,
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but the issues for an adult
are probably different.
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Don't you agree, Dr. canfield?
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Absolutely.
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Dr. canfield, you can't
possibly expect me...
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This is a teaching
hospital, Dr. howser.
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We can't very well
expect our interns
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to do anything wewouldn't do...
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Can we?
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I'm your orderly Mr. Alexander.
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I'm sure you'll be
comfortable here,
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but if there's
anything you need...
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I need you to shut up, Raymond.
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Oh. Here we are, Mr. howser.
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I can take it from here.
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I have to wheel you
into the room.
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It's hospital policy.
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All of a sudden...
Mr. efficient.
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Here we go.
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What?
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I'm supposed to
help you get into this.
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Hey, hey.
You are a 72-year-old male
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with severe arthritis
of the hands and feet
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and a recent knee replacement.
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You know, when this is all over,
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I'm going to remember
everything.
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Oh, by the way,
the opening goes in the back.
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Who's there?
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Who is that?
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Oh, my god, no!
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Doctor
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Ain't there nothing
I can take
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I said, doctor
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To relieve this bellyache?
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I said, doctor
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Ain't there nothing
I can take
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I said, doctor
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I called the doctor up
and said, doctor
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Ain't there nothing
I can take
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I said, doctor
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To relieve this bellyache?
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I said, doctor
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Ain't there nothing
I can take
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I said, doctor
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To relieve this bellyache?
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I said, ooh
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
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Ooh, ooh, ooh
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
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Ooh, ooh, ooh
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
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Ooh, ooh, ooh...
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I prefer not to be woken up
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to be given a sleeping pill.
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I said, doctor
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Ain't there nothing
I can take
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I said, doctor
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To relieve this bellyache?
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I said, doctor
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Ain't there nothing
I can take
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I said, doctor
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You can call me
in the morning, Whoo...
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I'm not accusing anyone,
but my comb is missing.
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Whoo
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Ain't there nothing
I can take
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I said, Whoo Whoo
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To relieve your bellyache?
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He said Yah
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Ain't there nothing
I can take
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I said wah
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To relieve this bellyache?
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I said, doctor
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Ain't there nothing
I can take
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I said, doctor
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Ain't there nothing
I can take
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I said, doctor
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Ain't there nothing
I can take
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The sink in my bathroom
is constantly dripping.
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Drip, drip, drip, drip,
drip, drip, drip, drip.
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A-a-are you writing
these things down?
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I'm sorry.
Did you say something?
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Okey-dokey.
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Din-din.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.
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I ordered tapioca.
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They must be out. Sorry.
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I'm sorry? That's it?
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Sorry... Sir?
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Look, I have been
poked, prodded,
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probed, left waiting for
hours in drafty hallways,
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and in general,
humiliated and neglected.
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Am I being paged?
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As pathetic as this may sound,
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the highlight of my pathetic day
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in this pathetic
place is dinner,
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and the highlight of
that pathetic dinner
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is one pathetic dish
of tapioca pudding!
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I want my tapioca!
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Look... They're out.
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Don't you dare
walk out that door!
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This man is crippled
with arthritis.
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Hasn't he suffered enough?
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He's a human being!
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He deserves the dessert
of his choice.
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Now get it!
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O.K. O.K.! I'm gone. I'm going.
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Sweetheart, I was hungry.
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Can you believe this guy?
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He's like the Gerald
Ford of grooms.
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I love this part. Watch this.
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Watch out for that sprinkler!
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This is a hospital
room, not a cineplex.
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Ignore her. She wants attention.
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I heard that.
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So what's she look like?
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Whoa!
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What's your medical profile?
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I'm a 68-year-old widow
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with cataracts, arthritis,
and a hip replacement.
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Any history of mental illness?
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Is this your best friend?
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Figures.
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Oh, did you hear that?
Widow, huh?
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Her husband probably
died just to get away.
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It's time to hobble
down this hallway
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and find someone
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who will kick you out
of this hospital.
271
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Your gown's untied.
272
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Rodent.
273
00:12:42,990 --> 00:12:45,925
I can't take much more of this.
274
00:12:45,926 --> 00:12:47,200
All you got to do
275
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:50,201
is lie in bed and
pretend you're sick.
276
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:53,201
That's how I got
through high school.
277
00:12:53,202 --> 00:12:55,202
So, what do you think?
278
00:12:55,203 --> 00:12:57,196
Honestly.
279
00:12:57,197 --> 00:12:58,938
Honestly?
280
00:12:58,939 --> 00:13:00,201
Well, I still think
281
00:13:00,202 --> 00:13:03,509
you're focusing way too
much on the bride.
282
00:13:03,510 --> 00:13:05,203
The groom's in every frame.
283
00:13:05,204 --> 00:13:07,196
He looks like a jerk.
284
00:13:07,197 --> 00:13:08,681
This is a documentary.
285
00:13:08,682 --> 00:13:10,149
He is a jerk.
286
00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:12,718
What does she see in him?
287
00:13:12,719 --> 00:13:15,204
You're not the one
who's marrying him.
288
00:13:15,205 --> 00:13:18,204
Can you imagine
waking up to that geek
289
00:13:18,205 --> 00:13:20,993
the rest of your life?
290
00:13:20,994 --> 00:13:23,729
Making his breakfast,
darning his tube socks,
291
00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:25,565
having his children? Ugh.
292
00:13:25,566 --> 00:13:29,068
Vinnie, you're getting way
too close to the subject.
293
00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:31,195
What are you talking about?
294
00:13:31,196 --> 00:13:33,774
You're bonding with the bride.
295
00:13:35,676 --> 00:13:38,678
O.K., Mr. howser. Time for
your physical therapy.
296
00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:41,681
That was supposed to be
two hours ago.
297
00:13:41,682 --> 00:13:44,117
Your infirmity's
not getting in the way
298
00:13:44,118 --> 00:13:45,886
of that sense of humor.
299
00:13:48,622 --> 00:13:51,124
Yeah. So what they do is,
300
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:52,825
they freeze-dry your bouquet
301
00:13:52,826 --> 00:13:56,203
and encase it in this
airless lucite block thing,
302
00:13:56,204 --> 00:13:59,632
and it can stay
that way forever,
303
00:13:59,633 --> 00:14:01,200
in perpetuity.
304
00:14:01,201 --> 00:14:04,036
Bonding with the bride.
305
00:14:04,037 --> 00:14:07,197
Why must you save everything
from your wedding forever?
306
00:14:07,198 --> 00:14:10,196
It's like you have this
huge expensive party,
307
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:12,078
and you better
remember everything
308
00:14:12,079 --> 00:14:15,196
because nothing that good
will ever happen again.
309
00:14:15,197 --> 00:14:17,717
I mean, Janet, think about it...
310
00:14:17,718 --> 00:14:20,853
The same guy from here on out.
311
00:14:20,854 --> 00:14:22,688
No more adventures.
312
00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:24,824
And what about passion?
313
00:14:24,825 --> 00:14:28,929
I mean, no one can be
spontaneous forever.
314
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:44,198
You really flipped
out this afternoon.
315
00:14:44,199 --> 00:14:45,745
You didn't waste time
316
00:14:45,746 --> 00:14:48,197
throwing in
your 2 cents, either.
317
00:14:48,198 --> 00:14:51,552
Any excuse for a fight,
huh, Spencer?
318
00:14:52,199 --> 00:14:54,197
I know you're a guy,
319
00:14:54,198 --> 00:14:56,756
but it's o.K. To be vulnerable.
320
00:14:56,757 --> 00:14:59,825
You don't have to get defensive.
321
00:14:59,826 --> 00:15:02,199
And you don't have
to bulldoze people
322
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,997
just to prove
you're a good doctor.
323
00:15:04,998 --> 00:15:07,968
Can I get some sleep, please?
324
00:15:10,837 --> 00:15:13,640
I didn't know you had leukemia.
325
00:15:15,042 --> 00:15:17,205
It's... it's o.K.
326
00:15:18,545 --> 00:15:20,202
I mean, I'm o.K.
327
00:15:20,203 --> 00:15:23,883
Statistically, I've survived
long enough now...
328
00:15:23,884 --> 00:15:25,918
It looks as though
you've never had it.
329
00:15:25,919 --> 00:15:27,820
Why do you do that?
330
00:15:27,821 --> 00:15:28,921
What?
331
00:15:28,922 --> 00:15:32,204
Interrupt. You never
let me finish a sentence.
332
00:15:32,205 --> 00:15:34,761
I don't know.
333
00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:39,966
It's a bad habit.
334
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:41,205
Break it.
335
00:15:42,197 --> 00:15:43,971
Sorry.
336
00:15:49,943 --> 00:15:53,202
Is anything darker than
a hospital room at night?
337
00:15:56,116 --> 00:15:58,684
Must have been scary for a kid.
338
00:15:58,685 --> 00:16:01,088
I don't remember sleeping much.
339
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:09,202
I could handle it
during the day, but...
340
00:16:09,203 --> 00:16:10,931
At night...
341
00:16:12,733 --> 00:16:15,201
Anyway, those feelings,
you know,
342
00:16:15,202 --> 00:16:18,604
they never go away.
343
00:16:18,605 --> 00:16:21,200
You can try and forget them
344
00:16:21,201 --> 00:16:24,710
or conquer them
by becoming a doctor.
345
00:16:24,711 --> 00:16:26,613
I knew you'd say that. I wasn't.
346
00:16:28,849 --> 00:16:30,884
I was not going to say it.
347
00:16:31,785 --> 00:16:35,022
Oh. I'm impressed.
348
00:16:39,197 --> 00:16:41,627
I'm the last person
to pick apart
349
00:16:41,628 --> 00:16:44,997
somebody's motives
for becoming a doctor.
350
00:16:44,998 --> 00:16:48,202
Sometimes I think
I became one out of spite.
351
00:16:53,197 --> 00:16:55,641
That's it?
I spill my guts to you,
352
00:16:55,642 --> 00:16:57,199
and that's all you say?
353
00:17:02,082 --> 00:17:03,199
O.K.
354
00:17:05,552 --> 00:17:09,198
When I told my family
I wanted to become a doctor,
355
00:17:09,199 --> 00:17:11,023
uh...
356
00:17:11,024 --> 00:17:13,959
I guess I was around 12,
357
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,199
and...
358
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,931
They all laughed.
359
00:17:21,134 --> 00:17:23,769
My father said
he'd become a ballerina
360
00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:26,740
before I became a doctor.
361
00:17:28,075 --> 00:17:30,509
This is totally weird.
362
00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:32,678
What do you mean?
363
00:17:32,679 --> 00:17:35,195
We're supposed to be
empathizing with our patients.
364
00:17:35,196 --> 00:17:36,616
Not each other.
365
00:17:40,205 --> 00:17:42,956
So I guess we screwed up.
366
00:17:45,092 --> 00:17:46,159
Yeah.
367
00:17:51,865 --> 00:17:53,834
368
00:17:56,670 --> 00:18:00,507
O.K., honey.
It's almost that time.
369
00:18:03,076 --> 00:18:06,712
Well, I'm going to go
check the guests.
370
00:18:06,713 --> 00:18:08,197
Everything o.K.?
371
00:18:08,198 --> 00:18:12,198
Yeah, daddy. Just
come back, o.K.?
372
00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:18,891
Uh, Karen?
373
00:18:18,892 --> 00:18:21,060
Uh-huh.
374
00:18:21,061 --> 00:18:23,096
I love you.
375
00:18:24,865 --> 00:18:25,865
Excuse me?
376
00:18:25,866 --> 00:18:27,066
Ahem.
377
00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:30,069
Uh, I kind of have
a lazy tongue.
378
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:33,201
What I said was, "I love you."
379
00:18:34,975 --> 00:18:36,809
What?
380
00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,202
Don't marry him.
381
00:18:38,203 --> 00:18:41,195
I can give you
everything he can't...
382
00:18:41,196 --> 00:18:42,715
Passion, spontaneity.
383
00:18:42,716 --> 00:18:46,652
Hey, what's more spontaneous
than this, huh?
384
00:18:46,653 --> 00:18:48,020
Look, I know you,
385
00:18:48,021 --> 00:18:50,523
and I know you got doubts,
386
00:18:50,524 --> 00:18:51,925
so don't do this, o.K.?
387
00:18:54,995 --> 00:18:57,664
What is your name again?
388
00:18:58,202 --> 00:19:00,065
Uh, Vinnie.
389
00:19:00,066 --> 00:19:02,569
Does this mean I'm fired?
390
00:19:03,202 --> 00:19:06,072
Put the camera down.
391
00:19:32,732 --> 00:19:35,100
Thank you, Vinnie.
392
00:19:35,101 --> 00:19:39,605
You are my last true
great adventure,
393
00:19:39,606 --> 00:19:41,708
and I'll remember
this kiss forever.
394
00:19:44,204 --> 00:19:46,112
Ready, baby?
395
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,582
I'm ready.
396
00:19:58,925 --> 00:20:01,161
Aren't you supposed
to follow us?
397
00:20:09,636 --> 00:20:11,804
If I'd wanted five thermometers,
398
00:20:11,805 --> 00:20:14,199
I would have bought
five thermometers...
399
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,809
And at these prices,
at Tiffany's.
400
00:20:16,810 --> 00:20:19,011
Now let me see your supervisor.
401
00:20:19,012 --> 00:20:20,946
Mrs. mickling?
402
00:20:20,947 --> 00:20:22,199
Yes.
403
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,749
We want you to know
404
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:26,952
we realize that being a
patient is frustrating,
405
00:20:26,953 --> 00:20:28,621
especially for someone as...
406
00:20:28,622 --> 00:20:30,155
Independent as yourself.
407
00:20:30,156 --> 00:20:32,625
What Dr. howser is trying to say
408
00:20:32,626 --> 00:20:35,094
is we understand how you feel.
409
00:20:35,095 --> 00:20:37,630
You're dealing with issues
of vulnerability...
410
00:20:37,631 --> 00:20:39,064
And that it's o.K.
411
00:20:39,065 --> 00:20:42,501
Oh, please. Go peddle
your new-age crap
412
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,204
to some ashram or something.
413
00:20:44,205 --> 00:20:46,639
Want to make me feel better?
414
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,574
Help me pay this bill.
415
00:20:48,575 --> 00:20:51,203
Now where's this
supervisor I'm asking for?
416
00:20:51,204 --> 00:20:54,204
Will I have to chain
myself to this desk?
417
00:20:54,205 --> 00:20:56,198
You think I'm joking?
418
00:20:58,151 --> 00:20:59,652
She kissed you?
419
00:20:59,653 --> 00:21:02,688
I wasn't meant to be a
documentary filmmaker.
420
00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:04,523
I wasn't professional,
421
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:06,559
I lost my objectivity,
422
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,027
I got involved.
423
00:21:08,028 --> 00:21:11,964
No way. She didn't kiss you.
424
00:21:11,965 --> 00:21:14,800
Doog, maybe you had sex...
425
00:21:14,801 --> 00:21:16,135
Made love.
426
00:21:16,136 --> 00:21:17,204
Whatever.
427
00:21:17,205 --> 00:21:18,971
But I was chosen
428
00:21:18,972 --> 00:21:21,198
to be the sole companion
429
00:21:21,199 --> 00:21:27,079
on a beautiful bride's
last great adventure.
430
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,582
That's going to stay in my mind
431
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:31,718
for a long, long time.
432
00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:36,318
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