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This film is not considered
the French new wave.
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It's kind of post-new wave
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seasoned with a dash
of Neo-romanticism.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I mean there's
multiple nudity
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in the first 20 minutes.
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But it's done very artfully.
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I hope it's better
than the last foreign film
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you dragged us to.
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I admit I blew it,
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but Hungarians were never
known for joie de vivre.
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At least we learned
the gypsy cushion dance.
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One, please.
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I need to see I.D.
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What for?
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No one under 17 admitted.
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It's all right. I'm 18.
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Humor me.
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I want to see the manager.
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I am the manager.
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Mr. powerful.
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Vin, it's o.K.
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Show him your I.D.
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Read it and weep.
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O.K.
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One adult for you, sir?
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You don't card him?
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Like he's got graying temples.
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Vincent, calm down.
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Calm down?
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This is discrimination against
the vertically challenged.
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We know you're an adult.
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Do you have to go
to the bathroom?
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Poor, Vinnie.
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Two, please.
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One adult, one senior citizen?
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Excuse me?
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Senior-citizen discount...
2 bucks off.
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Well, I happen to be
56 years old.
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Right. Senior citizen...
55 and older.
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You just sneaked in
under the wire
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or over the w...
Um, $12.
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Well, that's
an unexpected bonus,
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isn't it, dear?
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I'll pay full price.
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But you save 2 bucks.
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I said I'll pay full price.
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O.K.
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David, don't be depressed.
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I'm not depressed.
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Katherine, I'm not depressed!
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Age isn't about decay.
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It's more like a ripening.
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You know what they say...
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The older the fiddle,
the sweeter the tune.
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Now I'm depressed.
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Then she takes him
back to her hotel room
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where they have
mad, passionate...
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Conversation.
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Then she slips something
in his drink, right?
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When he wakes up,
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he's tied to the chair
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and there's a small incision
in his side,
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and his left kidney's
been stolen.
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That is totally ridiculous.
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No. It happened.
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There's a huge black market
for primo organs.
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It's medically impossible, vin.
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It's an urban legend
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like the maggots
in the beehive hairdo.
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Hey, I know the girl
that happened to.
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Actually she's a friend of
my cousin's maid of honor.
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It's that time of year again.
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The wilderness calls us.
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The annual "men bonding in the
wilderness" fishing trip.
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Formerly the annual
"father-son" fishing trip.
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It's time we faced a
more rigorous challenge.
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Remember last year, doctor h.,
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when I practically hauled
you up devil's peak?
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Take a look at that.
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"Experience the ultimate
adventure vacation.
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"Join ex-marine sergeant
ironmike mescobi
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"on a two-week
survival expedition
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to the Alaskan wilderness."
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There's seal tagging.
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There's genuine dog-sled mushing
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across 200 miles
of frozen tundra.
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You even get to assemble
your own igloo.
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Are eskimos included?
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Um, dad, what's wrong
with fishing?
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Oh, that's for old men
and young boys.
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We'll have to be careful
of frostbite.
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Fingers have been known
to just snap off
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by a mere handshake.
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Sounds like you two ought to be
shopping for winter woollies.
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Have fun.
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Say hello to big foot for me.
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Talk about your fun vacations.
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Howser, you are one lucky guy.
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So, are you excited?
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I guess.
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I... i have always
wanted to see Alaska.
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There's the pioneer spirit.
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Of course,
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I've always wanted
to see the Caribbean, too.
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"Run the mighty Yukon river
in sealskin kayaks."
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You know my credo, Katherine...
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Life is a daring adventure
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or nothing at all.
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8:30 A.M. clinic day.
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These people come from villages
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all over Honduras,
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some walking 40, 50 miles
through the jungle
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to get to the hospital.
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It's your usual
garden-variety of ailments...
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Burns, broken bones,
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crocodile bites.
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What, you don't see any
crocodile bites in west L.A.?
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These people need our help.
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The bad news
is they need it for free,
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but there's nowhere to get your
beemer detailed in Honduras, anyway.
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Here we are in a 60-year-old
operating room.
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The caseload means
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there are two tables
working simultaneously.
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Cross infection...
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It's a very overstated risk.
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Doctors who volunteer
for global med
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typically perform
10 or more surgeries a day.
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Afterward,
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we're all raring
to sample the night life.
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After all this hard work,
what's the thanks you get?
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Can we have the lights on?
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So, there it is, folks...
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Your chance to make a dent
in a huge problem,
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to take part in tough,
challenging operations
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that some of you young residents
have only read about,
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a chance to practice medicine
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the way it was done
before the high technology.
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In a sense,
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it is a way to renew your vows.
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Oh, one more thing...
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There are no malpractice laws
in Honduras,
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so we welcome even the most
incompetent among you.
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The ama's very keen
to give you this award.
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If you could stay...
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Awards... it's not me.
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Might give me an ego,
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and I'm already so damn perfect.
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Excuse me, Dr. morse.
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Buenos dias.
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Disfrute mucho
de su presentacion.
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What?
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That's Spanish for I really
enjoyed your presentation.
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Oh. Are you Spanish?
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No. Um, I just speak
Spanish fluently.
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I really think you're
doing a wonderful job.
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I can't think of
a more worthy cause.
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I want to be part of it.
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I want to renew my vows.
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You're a doctor?
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Yes.
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Dr. howser graduated
top of his class
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from medical school at 14.
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Cool.
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Huan ying ni dao women dui lai, Dr.
howser.
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That's Chinese for...
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Welcome to the team.
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It's called San Carlos.
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It's a farming village 60 miles
from the Nicaraguan border.
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The population's 1,200
not counting mosquitoes.
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Snake-bite kit?
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That's just a precaution, mom.
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"Contains bite book, suction cups,
razors, and extractor pump."
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Sounds like a fun date.
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Sure this is safe?
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Well, I'll be
surrounded by doctors.
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Guess this saves you
from the sled dogs.
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You're jumping out of the
igloo into the frying pan.
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Dad, I'm really sorry
about our fishing trip.
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I really want to do this.
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We can always go
to Alaska next year.
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You understand it's important.
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I'm proud of you.
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It's an exciting opportunity.
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Sounds like something you'd
have jumped at in your day.
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In my day?
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Well, you know,
when you were younger
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and brimming
with idealism and vim.
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I still have vim.
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I'm full of vim.
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I could show
those young hotshots
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a few things about working
in primitive conditions.
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I did my stint in Vietnam.
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Dad, if you're serious,
we could use you.
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Nah. It's probably too late.
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Doogie, is it too late?
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We need the help.
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Well, I mean, it is a challenge.
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I'd have to rearrange
my schedule.
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Oh, but you know how
your mother worries.
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Don't worry about me.
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Vinnie will help fill
those lonely hours.
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Right, Vinnie?
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You know
what I always say, son...
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Life is a daring adventure
or nothing at all.
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Gracias.
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Gracias.Gracias.
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Vaya todo bien!
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Adios.
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I thought that trip
would never end.
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That bus smelled
something between
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a subway and a petting zoo.
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I gave my seat up to a goat,
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although she was pregnant.
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I wonder where everyone is.
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They're probably in surgery.
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There's no loafing around here.
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This is serious business.
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Oh, hey, are you
the new doctors?
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Keith says if you want
to freshen up,
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he'll see you in a while.
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I'm so excited.
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I can't wait to get to work.
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Well, first things first.
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You ready?
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Hit me.
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Yeah! What a bun!
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Hey, why so modest, guys?
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Welcome to San Carlos,
gentlemen.
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Everybody, these are
the doctors howser.
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You may indeed see
a family resemblance.
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I'd shake your hands,
but I make a rule
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never to shake hands
with a naked man.
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I suppose we passed
the initiation ceremony.
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With flying colors. Ha ha ha!
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Well, clinic's not for
another couple of hours,
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so you're welcome to join us
for mint tea cocktails
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on the veranda. That's the
shady area behind the latrine.
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Thank you. We're delighted.
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Welcome!
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Well, Toto, I get the feeling
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we're not in Kansas anymore.
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Uh, ?quien sigue?
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Mami, tengo calor.
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Digame lo que quiere.
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No se preocupe.
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Esta en buenos manos.
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Podemos ayudarle.
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Va a necesitar cirugia.
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Por favor, registrase
con la enfermera alla.
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Su chica.
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That is the third case
of impetigo.
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These people just don't
understand public health.
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Nor immunization nor
hydrocele nor encephalitis.
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I mean, it's endless.
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How will we treat them all?
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Just take one case at a time.
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No one's expecting miracles.
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Hola.
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?Como se llama?
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Se llama Rosa.
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Se quemo con una lampara
de kerosena.
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00:13:06,966 --> 00:13:08,712
Hola, Rosa.
264
00:13:14,484 --> 00:13:15,960
No se preocupe.
265
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,959
Podemos ayudarle.
266
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:18,922
O, gracias.
267
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,656
Gracias a usted, doctor.
268
00:13:20,657 --> 00:13:22,325
How's it going, doctor?
269
00:13:22,326 --> 00:13:23,759
Drumming up any business?
270
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,967
Nasty burn case here.
271
00:13:24,968 --> 00:13:26,797
Perfect skin-graft candidate.
272
00:13:28,565 --> 00:13:32,635
Mm-hmm. Tell her
to come back next month.
273
00:13:32,636 --> 00:13:34,270
What?
274
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:36,272
We don't have time.
275
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:38,967
I know this will
eat up doctor hours,
276
00:13:38,968 --> 00:13:40,962
but it's a disfiguring injury.
277
00:13:40,963 --> 00:13:42,745
You want to perform
this surgery?
278
00:13:42,746 --> 00:13:47,818
O.K., then tell the next eight
people in line to go on home.
279
00:13:49,686 --> 00:13:51,787
It's tough,
280
00:13:51,788 --> 00:13:54,690
but you've got
to pick and choose.
281
00:13:54,691 --> 00:13:56,659
This child's in no pain.
282
00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:57,965
There's no
functional impairment.
283
00:13:57,966 --> 00:14:00,831
Next month, if there's time.
284
00:14:05,435 --> 00:14:06,637
Come on.
285
00:14:09,961 --> 00:14:11,961
Lo siento, se?ora,
286
00:14:11,962 --> 00:14:14,911
pero no los pedemos atender hoy.
287
00:14:14,912 --> 00:14:20,583
Por favor, usted regresa
El mes que viene.
288
00:14:20,584 --> 00:14:23,387
Lo siento mucho.
289
00:14:41,805 --> 00:14:42,968
Sponge stick.
290
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,959
Here you are, doctor.
291
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,967
Human anatomy for $500.
292
00:14:46,968 --> 00:14:50,579
A wormlike organ once
believed to aid digestion.
293
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:53,916
Occasionally redundant,
swollen, and gangrenous.
294
00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:55,686
The appendix.
295
00:14:57,587 --> 00:14:59,355
It's the appendix.
296
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,590
Anybody?
297
00:15:01,591 --> 00:15:02,961
What is the appendix?
298
00:15:02,962 --> 00:15:03,965
Good, David.
299
00:15:03,966 --> 00:15:05,965
Remember to phrase those answers
300
00:15:05,966 --> 00:15:08,631
in the form of a question.
301
00:15:08,632 --> 00:15:11,966
We'll be back in a minute
for final jeopardy.
302
00:15:11,967 --> 00:15:13,669
The category is... bing!
303
00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:15,966
The colon.
304
00:15:15,967 --> 00:15:18,774
How's it going
over there, doogster?
305
00:15:18,775 --> 00:15:20,964
I've exposed the hernia sac
306
00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:23,960
and reduced the bowel out of it.
307
00:15:23,961 --> 00:15:27,964
You might want to
put him to sleep now.
308
00:15:27,965 --> 00:15:29,453
Sponge.
309
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,523
What the hell's going on?
310
00:15:34,524 --> 00:15:35,962
Please, David, I'm married.
311
00:15:35,963 --> 00:15:37,966
There will be a blink.
312
00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:40,429
Then the emergency
generator goes on.
313
00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:42,959
Unless that was
the emergency generator,
314
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:46,802
in which case we all
stop what we're doing
315
00:15:46,803 --> 00:15:49,605
and start slow dancing.
316
00:15:49,606 --> 00:15:51,963
There you go.
317
00:15:51,964 --> 00:15:53,676
That's a relief.
318
00:15:53,677 --> 00:15:56,512
I don't have the energy
for a waltz.
319
00:15:56,513 --> 00:15:58,481
Do you, David?
320
00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:00,916
Can you give me more exposure?
321
00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:02,819
A little more.
322
00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:06,389
Sorry.
323
00:16:06,390 --> 00:16:08,724
Take a break.
324
00:16:08,725 --> 00:16:10,426
I'm fine.
325
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,895
You've been on your feet
nine hours.
326
00:16:12,896 --> 00:16:16,965
You don't have to be
a hero. That's my job.
327
00:16:16,966 --> 00:16:19,963
You're just jet lagged.
It's no big deal.
328
00:16:19,964 --> 00:16:23,963
Well, maybe I will
take a moment.
329
00:16:23,964 --> 00:16:26,609
Suzanne, can you take over here?
330
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:27,777
Sure.
331
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,912
Ah, thank you.
332
00:16:29,913 --> 00:16:31,515
Whew.
333
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:35,918
What do you say, folks?
334
00:16:35,919 --> 00:16:37,887
It's been a long day.
335
00:16:37,888 --> 00:16:40,790
Why don't we all take
a seventh-inning stretch?
336
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,426
Take me out to the ball game
337
00:16:43,427 --> 00:16:45,327
Take me out to the crowd
338
00:16:45,328 --> 00:16:47,965
Buy me some peanuts
and crackerjacks...
339
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,965
For god's sake, be quiet!
340
00:16:49,966 --> 00:16:52,635
Where's your respect
for these people?
341
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:56,405
This humor's out of place.
342
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,408
Sorry.
343
00:17:01,964 --> 00:17:03,712
Here you are.
344
00:17:03,713 --> 00:17:05,964
The purse-string suture, doctor?
345
00:17:05,965 --> 00:17:07,516
Shh!
346
00:17:07,517 --> 00:17:09,785
Dr. howser's on edge.
347
00:17:09,786 --> 00:17:12,688
If it's an absolute emergency,
348
00:17:12,689 --> 00:17:15,559
you can pass me a note.
349
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,831
I'm done here.
350
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,299
Will you close up?
351
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,734
Sure.
352
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:34,678
Saline irrigation, please.
353
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:45,488
That is it!
354
00:17:45,489 --> 00:17:47,857
I cannot work with that man.
355
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:48,959
Who?
356
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,493
Who? Groucho Marx.
357
00:17:50,494 --> 00:17:52,428
The clown prince of surgery.
358
00:17:52,429 --> 00:17:55,798
He's... he's turned that
operating room into a circus.
359
00:17:55,799 --> 00:17:57,965
Why am I talking to you?
360
00:17:57,966 --> 00:18:00,536
You were pitching in with them.
361
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,304
Some people find clowning around
362
00:18:02,305 --> 00:18:04,959
an effective way
of handling stress.
363
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,810
Well, I find it unprofessional.
364
00:18:07,811 --> 00:18:10,779
Of course, they're still in
there performing surgery,
365
00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:15,885
and you've burned out in a
bright flame of indignation.
366
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,968
I let them get to me.
367
00:18:17,969 --> 00:18:19,388
My mistake.
368
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:20,967
I should be above that.
369
00:18:20,968 --> 00:18:24,860
Why should you be above that?
370
00:18:24,861 --> 00:18:27,429
Oh, because you're
a dedicated physician,
371
00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:28,764
and they're not?
372
00:18:28,765 --> 00:18:32,868
You're saying I'm being
too hard on them.
373
00:18:32,869 --> 00:18:36,605
No. There's someone else
you're being too hard on.
374
00:18:36,606 --> 00:18:38,966
Your whole career,
375
00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:41,965
you've been a kid
in an adult world,
376
00:18:41,966 --> 00:18:44,960
and you've worked very hard
to overcome that,
377
00:18:44,961 --> 00:18:46,959
but now circumstances
have changed.
378
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,961
You don't have to prove
you're an adult anymore, son.
379
00:18:50,962 --> 00:18:53,856
You are one.
380
00:18:53,857 --> 00:18:56,962
In other words, lighten up.
381
00:18:56,963 --> 00:18:59,965
Well, at least accept
that being an adult
382
00:18:59,966 --> 00:19:01,967
means giving yourself permission
383
00:19:01,968 --> 00:19:05,967
to behave in
a childlike way sometimes.
384
00:19:05,968 --> 00:19:08,967
Your abilities
are going to take you
385
00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:11,962
into some very
pressure-filled places,
386
00:19:11,963 --> 00:19:16,545
and a guy like morse
could teach you a few things
387
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:19,915
about handling
that kind of pressure.
388
00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:21,383
Believe me,
389
00:19:21,384 --> 00:19:24,961
you will have a much longer
390
00:19:24,962 --> 00:19:27,724
and happier career.
391
00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:32,528
I would give a lot of my genius
392
00:19:32,529 --> 00:19:33,969
for a little bit of your wisdom.
393
00:19:37,962 --> 00:19:39,635
Sorry, kid.
394
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:43,305
The only way to get wise
395
00:19:43,306 --> 00:19:48,411
is to live a long,
long, long time.
396
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,968
Thanks, dad.
397
00:20:02,692 --> 00:20:04,960
Thank you, son.
398
00:20:25,415 --> 00:20:28,959
My dearest Katherine,
399
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:33,455
your old fiddle has new strings
400
00:20:33,456 --> 00:20:38,968
and is playing
more sweetly than ever.
401
00:20:43,962 --> 00:20:45,702
Ow.
402
00:20:48,964 --> 00:20:51,373
I need a towel, please.
403
00:20:51,374 --> 00:20:52,841
Here you go.
404
00:20:52,842 --> 00:20:54,343
The prodigal surgeon returns.
405
00:20:54,344 --> 00:20:57,613
Somebody want to get
the fatted calf
406
00:20:57,614 --> 00:20:58,966
or the fatted chicken?
407
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,282
What's next?
408
00:21:00,283 --> 00:21:02,452
Palate repair.
409
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,492
Well, she's in good hands then.
410
00:21:13,330 --> 00:21:15,331
Nurse, can we log that?
411
00:21:15,332 --> 00:21:16,765
At precisely 9:02 P.M.,
412
00:21:16,766 --> 00:21:18,968
Dr. howser made
a completely spontaneous
413
00:21:18,969 --> 00:21:21,304
and humorous gesture.
414
00:21:21,354 --> 00:21:25,904
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