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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,307 --> 00:00:02,374 - Morning. - Hi, honey. 2 00:00:02,375 --> 00:00:04,176 Hey, here she is... 3 00:00:04,177 --> 00:00:05,514 Prettiest freshman on campus. 4 00:00:05,515 --> 00:00:08,515 It's not what she looks like that matters. 5 00:00:08,516 --> 00:00:10,148 It's what she's learning. 6 00:00:10,149 --> 00:00:12,150 Honey, join any clubs yet? 7 00:00:12,151 --> 00:00:14,515 I'm not much of a joiner. 8 00:00:14,516 --> 00:00:16,509 I'm a free thinker. 9 00:00:16,510 --> 00:00:18,256 You really should take advantage 10 00:00:18,257 --> 00:00:20,509 of those fun extracurricular activities. 11 00:00:20,510 --> 00:00:22,027 Well, of course, Howard, 12 00:00:22,028 --> 00:00:24,363 if it doesn't interfere with studies. 13 00:00:24,364 --> 00:00:26,865 There's no limit to what's achieved 14 00:00:26,866 --> 00:00:28,867 with hard work and application. 15 00:00:28,868 --> 00:00:31,519 Well, got to go. College waits for no one. 16 00:00:33,514 --> 00:00:35,841 Honey, aren't you forgetting something? 17 00:00:35,842 --> 00:00:37,009 Earrings? 18 00:00:37,010 --> 00:00:38,143 Your books. 19 00:00:38,144 --> 00:00:39,311 Oh, those. 20 00:00:39,312 --> 00:00:41,518 Are you still reading Moby dick? 21 00:00:41,519 --> 00:00:44,518 You've been carrying that since your first day. 22 00:00:44,519 --> 00:00:48,286 Well, it takes forever to catch that stupid whale. 23 00:00:48,287 --> 00:00:52,091 It was way before motorboats, you know. 24 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,862 What you want is a cat suit. 25 00:00:56,863 --> 00:00:59,197 It's a great base to build your look on. 26 00:00:59,198 --> 00:01:01,066 Match it with a really nice jacket. 27 00:01:01,067 --> 00:01:04,102 You won't meet yourself coming and going. 28 00:01:04,103 --> 00:01:05,837 Sounds great. 29 00:01:05,838 --> 00:01:07,514 You should wear bright colors. 30 00:01:07,515 --> 00:01:09,274 You're a spring, aren't you? 31 00:01:09,275 --> 00:01:10,842 How did you know? 32 00:01:10,843 --> 00:01:12,911 It's my job. 33 00:01:12,912 --> 00:01:15,947 I have a great selection of scarves to go with that. 34 00:01:15,948 --> 00:01:18,517 I think black for contrast. 35 00:01:21,454 --> 00:01:24,323 Here. Try this on. 36 00:01:32,465 --> 00:01:33,999 You know, doog... 37 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,035 I have very mixed feelings about these places. 38 00:01:37,036 --> 00:01:40,005 On the one hand, I feel alienated. 39 00:01:40,006 --> 00:01:44,509 On the other, I'm very attracted to these mannequins. 40 00:01:44,510 --> 00:01:46,145 You ever get that? 41 00:01:46,517 --> 00:01:48,081 No. 42 00:01:50,983 --> 00:01:54,052 Janine! 43 00:01:54,053 --> 00:01:55,220 Hi, guys. 44 00:01:55,221 --> 00:01:56,822 Hi, baby. 45 00:01:56,823 --> 00:01:59,157 I thought you had class this morning. 46 00:01:59,158 --> 00:02:01,514 I did, but it was canceled. 47 00:02:01,515 --> 00:02:03,161 The professor got sick. 48 00:02:03,162 --> 00:02:06,198 I'm trying to pick out a present 49 00:02:06,199 --> 00:02:07,510 for my mom's birthday. 50 00:02:07,511 --> 00:02:08,511 What's in? 51 00:02:08,512 --> 00:02:11,436 Why ask me? I don't work here. 52 00:02:11,437 --> 00:02:13,939 I don't know much about clothes. 53 00:02:13,940 --> 00:02:15,440 I have quirky tastes. 54 00:02:15,441 --> 00:02:17,976 I don't know your mother's taste. 55 00:02:17,977 --> 00:02:19,911 She'd like a puppy. 56 00:02:19,912 --> 00:02:21,947 Let's go to the pet store. 57 00:02:21,948 --> 00:02:23,415 You're right. It works. 58 00:02:23,416 --> 00:02:26,516 The scarf was a real stroke of genius. 59 00:02:26,517 --> 00:02:30,516 Why can't all sales girls be as clever as you? 60 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:32,517 I'm not a sales girl. 61 00:02:32,518 --> 00:02:34,259 Oh, I'm sorry. 62 00:02:34,260 --> 00:02:35,511 Fashion consultant. 63 00:02:35,512 --> 00:02:38,063 Meet me at the jewelry counter. 64 00:02:38,064 --> 00:02:41,134 I bet you're great with accessories. 65 00:02:43,514 --> 00:02:46,511 Baby, I don't know what's going on here, 66 00:02:46,512 --> 00:02:48,510 but you can get help. 67 00:02:48,511 --> 00:02:51,510 There's support groups for everything these days. 68 00:02:51,511 --> 00:02:54,112 Vinnie, I work here. 69 00:02:54,113 --> 00:02:57,514 You mean, like, between classes. 70 00:02:57,515 --> 00:02:59,513 I mean instead of classes. 71 00:02:59,514 --> 00:03:01,514 I started going to college, 72 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:05,190 but I felt lost, like I didn't belong there. 73 00:03:05,191 --> 00:03:07,514 And that made me really anxious, 74 00:03:07,515 --> 00:03:10,515 so I started shopping to calm myself down, 75 00:03:10,516 --> 00:03:13,064 you know, the way I do. 76 00:03:13,065 --> 00:03:14,510 The more I shopped, 77 00:03:14,511 --> 00:03:17,510 the more I felt deep, inner peace, 78 00:03:17,511 --> 00:03:20,510 like I was back in the womb. 79 00:03:20,511 --> 00:03:23,041 Pretty soon, I was shopping more 80 00:03:23,042 --> 00:03:24,509 and going to college less. 81 00:03:24,510 --> 00:03:26,510 The manager noticed me accessorizing 82 00:03:26,511 --> 00:03:28,413 and offered me this job. 83 00:03:28,414 --> 00:03:31,449 It's wonderful! I feel I've truly come home. 84 00:03:31,450 --> 00:03:33,418 My mother's going to kill me. 85 00:03:33,419 --> 00:03:36,856 They just made me employee of the month. 86 00:04:47,012 --> 00:04:49,012 Your first college report card 87 00:04:49,013 --> 00:04:51,012 and all incompletes. 88 00:04:51,013 --> 00:04:53,500 It's standard carbon blue 89 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:55,335 on off-white computer paper. 90 00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:56,369 No problem. 91 00:04:56,370 --> 00:04:59,439 Add a little coffee for color correction. 92 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:00,840 Aha! Perfecto! 93 00:05:00,841 --> 00:05:04,778 It takes only one stroke of delpino's magic brush. 94 00:05:04,779 --> 00:05:07,009 God, that is really good! 95 00:05:07,010 --> 00:05:09,949 Long years of practice. Long years of practice. 96 00:05:09,950 --> 00:05:11,418 Once we xerox this, 97 00:05:11,419 --> 00:05:14,015 the Dean of admissions will be fooled. 98 00:05:14,016 --> 00:05:15,455 Let's see. 99 00:05:15,456 --> 00:05:18,458 Contemporary American literature... 100 00:05:18,459 --> 00:05:20,560 What do you think you deserve? 101 00:05:20,561 --> 00:05:25,013 Well, I did watch all eight hours of lonesome dove. 102 00:05:25,014 --> 00:05:27,013 I'm going to give you "a." 103 00:05:27,014 --> 00:05:28,334 Thank you. 104 00:05:28,335 --> 00:05:29,969 Hey, you earned it. 105 00:05:29,970 --> 00:05:32,972 O.K., algebra. What do you say, doog? 106 00:05:32,973 --> 00:05:36,018 Think this woman can muster a "b"? 107 00:05:36,019 --> 00:05:37,677 This is ridiculous. 108 00:05:37,678 --> 00:05:39,846 Right. She's horrible with numbers. 109 00:05:39,847 --> 00:05:42,882 Sorry, cupcake, I got to give you "c." 110 00:05:42,883 --> 00:05:44,350 Try harder next time. 111 00:05:44,351 --> 00:05:47,353 Janine, you can't go on deceiving your parents. 112 00:05:47,354 --> 00:05:50,356 Tell the truth, apologize, and return to school. 113 00:05:50,357 --> 00:05:53,359 I'm so out of place. I'm not learning. 114 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,328 Everyone sits there taking notes. 115 00:05:55,329 --> 00:05:58,798 I'm just wondering what fabric the professor's jacket is. 116 00:05:58,799 --> 00:06:01,668 Look, you just need to adjust. 117 00:06:01,669 --> 00:06:03,670 Every student has doubts at first. 118 00:06:03,671 --> 00:06:07,340 Did you about becoming a doctor? 119 00:06:07,341 --> 00:06:11,016 Do you doubt staying in college? 120 00:06:11,017 --> 00:06:12,679 A genius and a filmmaker... 121 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,016 We're not exactly your typical cross section. 122 00:06:15,017 --> 00:06:16,683 Think about it, Janine. 123 00:06:16,684 --> 00:06:19,719 A college degree is of Paramount importance. 124 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,722 You must see the value of it. 125 00:06:22,723 --> 00:06:24,724 There is my graduation present. 126 00:06:24,725 --> 00:06:27,016 Mom's promised me a complete set 127 00:06:27,017 --> 00:06:30,012 of Louis vuitton luggage, including the hatbox. 128 00:06:30,013 --> 00:06:32,799 That's what I love about her... 129 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:36,018 She's so in touch with her spiritual side. 130 00:06:41,375 --> 00:06:43,978 Thanks, Janine. 131 00:06:46,479 --> 00:06:47,846 Mrs. howser, 132 00:06:47,847 --> 00:06:50,349 in your experience as a parent, 133 00:06:50,350 --> 00:06:53,352 how do you like to hear bad news... 134 00:06:53,353 --> 00:06:56,388 All at once or in little pieces? 135 00:06:56,389 --> 00:06:58,690 It depends on the news. 136 00:06:58,691 --> 00:07:03,014 Say I haven't been to college for a month or two, 137 00:07:03,015 --> 00:07:06,565 and I've been working in a clothing store instead... 138 00:07:06,566 --> 00:07:07,866 Just as an example. 139 00:07:07,867 --> 00:07:09,568 Oh, boy. 140 00:07:09,569 --> 00:07:11,970 I'm in big trouble, aren't I? 141 00:07:11,971 --> 00:07:14,773 It hurts to be lied to. 142 00:07:14,774 --> 00:07:16,942 Can you imagine how hurt they'd be 143 00:07:16,943 --> 00:07:21,413 if I told them I cared more about fashion than academics? 144 00:07:21,414 --> 00:07:23,448 That's a great blouse. 145 00:07:23,449 --> 00:07:25,717 Think it needs a necklace? 146 00:07:25,718 --> 00:07:27,419 No. Wear it plain. 147 00:07:27,420 --> 00:07:30,956 It brings out the contours on your face. 148 00:07:30,957 --> 00:07:33,458 See? That's what I can do, 149 00:07:33,459 --> 00:07:35,794 but my mom doesn't understand that. 150 00:07:35,795 --> 00:07:37,863 She's from the old school... 151 00:07:37,864 --> 00:07:40,866 You know, Betty friedan and Gloria steinem. 152 00:07:40,867 --> 00:07:42,935 Women have rights and power. 153 00:07:42,936 --> 00:07:44,403 It's just so retro. 154 00:07:44,404 --> 00:07:47,606 I'm from that generation, too, Janine, 155 00:07:47,607 --> 00:07:49,575 and, as I recall, 156 00:07:49,576 --> 00:07:51,577 the women's liberation movement 157 00:07:51,578 --> 00:07:53,645 is about choice. 158 00:07:53,646 --> 00:07:56,882 Mom wants me to choose which office I want 159 00:07:56,883 --> 00:08:00,018 when I join the firm of Stewart and daughter. 160 00:08:00,019 --> 00:08:02,354 I'm talking about real choice. 161 00:08:02,355 --> 00:08:05,324 Maybe college isn't right for you just now. 162 00:08:05,325 --> 00:08:10,010 I mean, the schoolroom isn't the only place to get an education. 163 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:12,497 There's a lot you can learn 164 00:08:12,498 --> 00:08:14,014 just by experiencing life. 165 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:15,334 Travel. 166 00:08:15,335 --> 00:08:16,401 Work. 167 00:08:16,402 --> 00:08:20,018 Maybe you need time to find out who you are. 168 00:08:20,019 --> 00:08:24,014 I do feel very confused about a lot of stuff. 169 00:08:24,015 --> 00:08:26,511 I mean, more than usual. 170 00:08:26,512 --> 00:08:28,380 Well, you're 18 years old. 171 00:08:28,381 --> 00:08:29,848 When I was 18, 172 00:08:29,849 --> 00:08:32,718 I couldn't decide what to major in. 173 00:08:32,719 --> 00:08:34,686 One week it was French. 174 00:08:34,687 --> 00:08:36,888 The next, it was elementary education. 175 00:08:36,889 --> 00:08:38,015 Janine, 176 00:08:38,016 --> 00:08:41,560 I know you'll figure out what's right for you. 177 00:08:41,561 --> 00:08:43,528 Just trust yourself, hmm? 178 00:08:43,529 --> 00:08:45,564 If there's anything you need, 179 00:08:45,565 --> 00:08:47,967 I'm always here. 180 00:08:51,012 --> 00:08:53,372 I really hate these staff meetings. 181 00:08:53,373 --> 00:08:56,016 If Dr. Hillard made one more remark 182 00:08:56,017 --> 00:08:57,709 about overcrowding in E.R... 183 00:08:57,710 --> 00:08:59,678 He made a good point. 184 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:02,547 Mrs. howser, I'd like a word with you. 185 00:09:02,548 --> 00:09:05,951 Who appointed you guidance counselor to my daughter? 186 00:09:05,952 --> 00:09:09,017 Perhaps we could continue this conversation in my office. 187 00:09:09,018 --> 00:09:10,722 This isn't a conversation. 188 00:09:10,723 --> 00:09:12,457 You can just listen. 189 00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:13,792 Janine is my daughter. 190 00:09:13,793 --> 00:09:16,015 Don't you fill her with ideas 191 00:09:16,016 --> 00:09:18,016 about choices and finding herself. 192 00:09:18,017 --> 00:09:19,431 Mrs. Stewart... 193 00:09:19,432 --> 00:09:21,009 This doesn't concern you. 194 00:09:21,010 --> 00:09:24,012 I notice your son finished medical school 195 00:09:24,013 --> 00:09:26,014 before telling other people's children to drop out. 196 00:09:26,015 --> 00:09:27,939 Look, I didn't intend... 197 00:09:27,940 --> 00:09:29,708 Don't try backing out now. 198 00:09:29,709 --> 00:09:32,511 Why don't we take this somewhere more private? 199 00:09:32,512 --> 00:09:35,011 Because there's nothing left to say. 200 00:09:35,012 --> 00:09:37,649 Mind your own business. 201 00:09:37,650 --> 00:09:40,453 Stay away from my daughter. 202 00:09:45,358 --> 00:09:46,826 Katherine... 203 00:09:57,837 --> 00:10:00,706 Her eyes blazed with anger 204 00:10:00,707 --> 00:10:02,014 like some rampant valkyrie. 205 00:10:02,015 --> 00:10:05,011 Only thing missing was the helmet with horns. 206 00:10:05,012 --> 00:10:07,345 I bet she sleeps in one. 207 00:10:07,346 --> 00:10:08,847 Everybody stopped to listen. 208 00:10:08,848 --> 00:10:10,782 She even snapped at canfield. 209 00:10:10,783 --> 00:10:12,018 Mom was totally humiliated. 210 00:10:12,019 --> 00:10:15,018 You know, I feel responsible for this, 211 00:10:15,019 --> 00:10:17,622 Janine being my girlfriend and all. 212 00:10:17,623 --> 00:10:20,009 That's a feeling worth exploring. 213 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,460 And listen to this. 214 00:10:21,461 --> 00:10:25,009 She gets right up in mom's face and says, 215 00:10:25,010 --> 00:10:27,018 "I notice your son finished medical school 216 00:10:27,019 --> 00:10:30,009 before telling other people's children to drop out." 217 00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:31,436 Well, thank you, doogie. 218 00:10:31,437 --> 00:10:34,018 I was wondering how to explain what happened. 219 00:10:34,019 --> 00:10:36,808 Mrs. Stewart's a very condemning woman. 220 00:10:36,809 --> 00:10:38,610 She doesn't even like me. 221 00:10:38,611 --> 00:10:41,947 You can see how twisted her values are. 222 00:10:41,948 --> 00:10:46,018 Well, Katherine, I trust this lesson isn't lost on you. 223 00:10:46,019 --> 00:10:47,486 What lesson? 224 00:10:47,487 --> 00:10:50,956 Janine had a problem and asked for my advice. 225 00:10:50,957 --> 00:10:52,958 I gave it to her. 226 00:10:52,959 --> 00:10:55,009 What's so wrong with that? 227 00:10:55,010 --> 00:10:58,964 Just that she's got Mr. and Mrs. Mussolini for parents. 228 00:10:58,965 --> 00:11:00,014 Vincent. 229 00:11:00,015 --> 00:11:03,502 Sorry. I don't even know the mussolinis. 230 00:11:03,503 --> 00:11:05,670 They might have been delightful people. 231 00:11:05,671 --> 00:11:07,672 It is fatal to interfere 232 00:11:07,673 --> 00:11:09,011 in another family's affairs. 233 00:11:09,012 --> 00:11:12,611 Doogie, do you think I was out of line? 234 00:11:12,612 --> 00:11:14,018 Yeah, mom, I do. 235 00:11:14,019 --> 00:11:16,414 Really? 236 00:11:16,415 --> 00:11:20,015 It didn't seem like the wrong thing at the time. 237 00:11:20,016 --> 00:11:23,017 Sweetheart, there's no need to dwell on it. 238 00:11:23,018 --> 00:11:24,756 We all make mistakes. 239 00:11:24,757 --> 00:11:26,893 It's over now. 240 00:11:29,495 --> 00:11:31,009 Well, I'm here. 241 00:11:31,010 --> 00:11:32,597 What are you doing? 242 00:11:32,598 --> 00:11:36,012 I'm fed up trying to make my parents understand. 243 00:11:36,013 --> 00:11:38,770 I refuse to stay in their house. 244 00:11:38,771 --> 00:11:41,706 I don't think your mother wants you here. 245 00:11:41,707 --> 00:11:44,012 Are you kidding? This was her idea. 246 00:11:44,013 --> 00:11:45,777 It was? 247 00:11:45,778 --> 00:11:47,746 Last thing she said was, 248 00:11:47,747 --> 00:11:50,011 "if Katherine howser knows so much, 249 00:11:50,012 --> 00:11:53,012 why don't you go live with her?" 250 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:56,389 So here I am. 251 00:12:04,230 --> 00:12:08,067 This little piggy went to market. 252 00:12:08,068 --> 00:12:10,903 This little piggy stayed home. 253 00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:14,206 This little piggy said, 254 00:12:14,207 --> 00:12:18,043 "uh-oh, I'm over the limit on my credit card," 255 00:12:18,044 --> 00:12:20,012 and this little piggy said, 256 00:12:20,013 --> 00:12:23,983 "so, declare bankruptcy and start all over again." 257 00:12:27,516 --> 00:12:30,022 Oh. And this little piggy's a rugged individualist. 258 00:12:30,023 --> 00:12:32,515 He wants to be a different color. 259 00:12:32,516 --> 00:12:34,860 Any preference, cupcake? 260 00:12:34,861 --> 00:12:36,228 I don't care. 261 00:12:36,229 --> 00:12:38,897 You choose. 262 00:12:38,898 --> 00:12:43,469 Oh, this has really taken it out of you, hasn't it? 263 00:12:43,470 --> 00:12:44,513 Mm-hmm. 264 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,939 Mm-hmm? 265 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,475 What do you say, Dr. h., 266 00:12:49,476 --> 00:12:51,509 mountain Heather or jelly-bean pink? 267 00:12:51,510 --> 00:12:52,518 Heh. 268 00:12:52,519 --> 00:12:56,014 Must you do that in here, Vincent? 269 00:12:56,015 --> 00:12:58,518 Mrs. h. Told Janine to try relaxing, 270 00:12:58,519 --> 00:13:02,510 and the smell of nail Polish tranquilizes her nerves. 271 00:13:02,511 --> 00:13:05,023 Well, it's giving me a headache. 272 00:13:05,024 --> 00:13:08,360 I know it gets a little crowded around here. 273 00:13:08,361 --> 00:13:10,896 You only have yourself to blame. 274 00:13:10,897 --> 00:13:12,931 How's that? 275 00:13:12,932 --> 00:13:15,367 If you weren't such understanding parents, 276 00:13:15,368 --> 00:13:18,237 you wouldn't have so many house guests. 277 00:13:18,238 --> 00:13:19,515 Your home's a mecca 278 00:13:19,516 --> 00:13:22,374 for troubled upper-middle-class teens. 279 00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:23,510 Heh. 280 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,515 That's very gratifying, Vincent. 281 00:13:25,516 --> 00:13:28,511 Maybe we should let Dr. howser 282 00:13:28,512 --> 00:13:30,509 have a little privacy, Vinnie. 283 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:34,319 He looks like he's at the end of his rope. 284 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,988 Janine, trust me. 285 00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,923 It's a very long rope. 286 00:13:37,924 --> 00:13:42,461 I've helped him slide to the end of it many times. 287 00:13:42,462 --> 00:13:44,513 See, underneath, he's loving this. 288 00:13:44,514 --> 00:13:49,168 It gives him the chance to play the patriarch. 289 00:13:49,169 --> 00:13:51,203 So, Dr. h.! 290 00:13:51,204 --> 00:13:52,371 What? 291 00:13:52,372 --> 00:13:53,513 The color. 292 00:13:53,514 --> 00:13:56,514 I don't want to commit without your approval. 293 00:13:58,515 --> 00:14:01,180 Jelly-bean pink. 294 00:14:01,181 --> 00:14:05,184 If Mrs. h. Is firing up the old cappuccino machine, 295 00:14:05,185 --> 00:14:06,986 count us in. 296 00:14:10,356 --> 00:14:13,892 You know, if you have termites in your house, 297 00:14:13,893 --> 00:14:15,516 you can call someone. 298 00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:19,331 If you have burglars, you can call someone. 299 00:14:19,332 --> 00:14:22,267 If you have burglars, you can shoot them. 300 00:14:22,268 --> 00:14:25,871 David, she won't be here forever. 301 00:14:25,872 --> 00:14:28,273 You have something to add, doogie? 302 00:14:28,274 --> 00:14:30,517 Janine sinks her teeth into crises. 303 00:14:30,518 --> 00:14:34,046 When it comes to trauma, she's a pit bull. 304 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,510 Vinnie's not much help. 305 00:14:35,511 --> 00:14:38,884 He's doing a bang-up job on her toenails. 306 00:14:38,885 --> 00:14:40,352 You're both so smug. 307 00:14:40,353 --> 00:14:42,187 Not everybody has an ambition 308 00:14:42,188 --> 00:14:44,122 that starts in the playpen. 309 00:14:44,123 --> 00:14:46,892 You're accusing our son of being a snob? 310 00:14:46,893 --> 00:14:48,293 And you, too, dad. 311 00:14:48,294 --> 00:14:51,515 Janine is going through a perfectly normal adolescent process 312 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:55,067 of deciding who she is and what she wants. 313 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,513 Can't you respect that? 314 00:14:56,514 --> 00:14:59,512 She has completely sucked you in. 315 00:14:59,513 --> 00:15:01,306 What do you mean? 316 00:15:01,307 --> 00:15:04,142 I've seen her do it a hundred times. 317 00:15:04,143 --> 00:15:05,512 Look at Vinnie. 318 00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,509 She practically invented feminine wiles. 319 00:15:07,510 --> 00:15:09,518 I can't believe you said that. 320 00:15:09,519 --> 00:15:12,516 That may be sexist, but I know Janine. 321 00:15:12,517 --> 00:15:14,253 She's flighty. She's indecisive. 322 00:15:14,254 --> 00:15:15,515 She hates taking tests 323 00:15:15,516 --> 00:15:19,091 because she gets icky ink smudges on her fingers. 324 00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,426 You're not doing her a favor 325 00:15:21,427 --> 00:15:23,929 letting her wallow in her laziness. 326 00:15:23,930 --> 00:15:26,164 Really? What do you suggest? 327 00:15:26,165 --> 00:15:30,435 Someone should go in there and tell her to shape up, 328 00:15:30,436 --> 00:15:33,510 and I think that someone should be you. 329 00:15:33,511 --> 00:15:35,512 Doog! Doog! 330 00:15:35,513 --> 00:15:37,518 Come quick. Janine's sick. 331 00:15:39,517 --> 00:15:42,281 All right, Janine, where's the pain? 332 00:15:42,282 --> 00:15:43,518 In my stomach. 333 00:15:43,519 --> 00:15:45,284 Sit back. Sit back. 334 00:15:45,285 --> 00:15:47,820 Where does it hurt you? 335 00:15:48,922 --> 00:15:51,323 Wow. I never thought I'd get an illness 336 00:15:51,324 --> 00:15:52,518 that's caused by stress. 337 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,928 Congratulations. Welcome to the adult world. 338 00:15:55,929 --> 00:15:57,930 How does it happen exactly? 339 00:15:57,931 --> 00:16:00,509 The body has a natural equilibrium. 340 00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:02,434 Emotional disturbances can disrupt it 341 00:16:02,435 --> 00:16:04,436 as surely as physical injuries. 342 00:16:04,437 --> 00:16:07,272 You've had these pains a month or so? 343 00:16:07,273 --> 00:16:08,518 On and off. 344 00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:12,110 My stomach feels like it's in one big knot. 345 00:16:12,111 --> 00:16:15,047 Janine, I've been really insensitive to you. 346 00:16:15,048 --> 00:16:18,817 I didn't appreciate what you were going through. 347 00:16:18,818 --> 00:16:23,509 My mom's been a better friend to you than I have, 348 00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:25,891 and I'm really, really sorry. 349 00:16:25,892 --> 00:16:28,226 This where you say I'm dying? 350 00:16:28,227 --> 00:16:29,515 No. This is where 351 00:16:29,516 --> 00:16:32,966 I administer the first part of your treatment. 352 00:16:40,516 --> 00:16:42,341 Just relax. 353 00:16:42,342 --> 00:16:45,515 I'm going to pull Vinnie down from the walls. 354 00:16:48,516 --> 00:16:50,916 It's o.K. It's nothing serious. 355 00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,884 She's going to be fine. 356 00:16:52,885 --> 00:16:53,986 You sure? 357 00:16:53,987 --> 00:16:56,054 Where is Janine? 358 00:16:56,055 --> 00:16:57,510 She's all right. 359 00:16:57,511 --> 00:17:00,512 The x-rays showed no signs of ulcer, 360 00:17:00,513 --> 00:17:02,518 perforation, or obstruction. 361 00:17:02,519 --> 00:17:03,929 So what is it? 362 00:17:03,930 --> 00:17:06,431 She's suffering from a functional disorder, 363 00:17:06,432 --> 00:17:07,966 probably irritable-bowel syndrome. 364 00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:09,935 I was telling Janine 365 00:17:09,936 --> 00:17:12,938 her condition is often aggravated by stress. 366 00:17:12,939 --> 00:17:14,473 I hope you're pleased. 367 00:17:14,474 --> 00:17:15,941 This wouldn't have happened 368 00:17:15,942 --> 00:17:18,810 if you hadn't offered Janine your advice. 369 00:17:18,811 --> 00:17:21,279 I didn't create that girl's problems. 370 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,914 Janine is my child. 371 00:17:22,915 --> 00:17:24,512 Janine's not a child. 372 00:17:24,513 --> 00:17:27,518 If she'd been 8, I'd have sent her home, 373 00:17:27,519 --> 00:17:29,287 but she's an adult. 374 00:17:29,288 --> 00:17:31,256 Your rights as a parent 375 00:17:31,257 --> 00:17:34,292 don't preclude my right to be a friend. 376 00:17:34,293 --> 00:17:37,162 Your daughter's undergoing a great deal of turmoil. 377 00:17:37,163 --> 00:17:41,033 It took my wife to open my eyes to it. 378 00:17:41,034 --> 00:17:42,509 It's making Janine sick. 379 00:17:42,510 --> 00:17:45,837 If you can't listen to what she's telling you, 380 00:17:45,838 --> 00:17:49,307 at least pay attention to what her body's saying. 381 00:17:49,308 --> 00:17:53,945 Perfect, now they're both telling us how to raise our daughter. 382 00:17:53,946 --> 00:17:55,113 Mom, please. 383 00:17:55,114 --> 00:17:56,281 Stop arguing. 384 00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:57,983 Honey, don't worry. 385 00:17:57,984 --> 00:17:59,518 We'll forget this ever happened. 386 00:17:59,519 --> 00:18:02,287 We'll put you back in school. 387 00:18:02,288 --> 00:18:03,517 But I hate school. 388 00:18:03,518 --> 00:18:06,258 I won't get into this again. 389 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,259 Watch yourself! 390 00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,127 Clear the way! 391 00:18:09,128 --> 00:18:10,511 What have we got? 392 00:18:10,512 --> 00:18:12,511 17-year-old Caucasian female. 393 00:18:12,512 --> 00:18:14,900 Extensive head injuries. No blood pressure. 394 00:18:14,901 --> 00:18:16,401 Full cardio-respiratory arrest. 395 00:18:16,402 --> 00:18:19,513 We've been doing cpr for 30 minutes. 396 00:18:19,514 --> 00:18:21,073 What's the monitor showing? 397 00:18:21,074 --> 00:18:22,518 No pulse. She's fibrillating. 398 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:25,310 1, 2, 3... 399 00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:27,513 Draw a bolus of Lidocaine. 400 00:18:27,514 --> 00:18:28,517 Adrenaline. Stat. 401 00:18:28,518 --> 00:18:30,515 Let me take over. 402 00:18:30,516 --> 00:18:32,284 Let's defib her. 403 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,515 It's all set up. 404 00:18:33,516 --> 00:18:35,513 Ready whenever you are. 405 00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,022 O.K., let's go. 406 00:18:37,023 --> 00:18:39,191 Dr. Craig's on the line. 407 00:18:39,192 --> 00:18:40,510 Get him down here. 408 00:18:40,511 --> 00:18:41,994 Clear. 409 00:18:45,516 --> 00:18:48,133 We got a call. Our daughter... 410 00:18:48,134 --> 00:18:49,510 Please, wait outside. 411 00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:50,518 Oh, god. 412 00:18:50,519 --> 00:18:52,871 Oh, Sandra. 413 00:18:52,872 --> 00:18:54,873 Please, my baby. No! 414 00:18:54,874 --> 00:18:56,975 My baby! 415 00:18:56,976 --> 00:18:59,077 Nothing. Give her some bicarb. 416 00:18:59,078 --> 00:19:00,178 Flat line. 417 00:19:00,179 --> 00:19:01,513 Clear. 418 00:19:02,513 --> 00:19:03,518 Nothing. 419 00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,217 Bicarb is in. 420 00:19:05,218 --> 00:19:06,516 Come on. Come on. 421 00:19:06,517 --> 00:19:08,053 Give me another catheter. 422 00:19:08,054 --> 00:19:10,455 Come on. Come on. 423 00:19:10,456 --> 00:19:12,514 Drop another Lidocaine. 424 00:19:12,515 --> 00:19:13,514 Standing by. 425 00:19:13,515 --> 00:19:15,461 We're getting no pressure. 426 00:19:16,518 --> 00:19:18,965 Pupils fixed and dilated. 427 00:19:21,512 --> 00:19:23,035 Come on. 428 00:19:30,276 --> 00:19:33,246 Time of death... 10:52. 429 00:19:41,254 --> 00:19:43,856 I'll talk to the family. 430 00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:04,043 Hi. 431 00:20:05,344 --> 00:20:06,511 Hi. 432 00:20:09,882 --> 00:20:11,513 Nice store. 433 00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:13,852 You've never been here before? 434 00:20:13,853 --> 00:20:16,888 You know me. I don't shop. 435 00:20:16,889 --> 00:20:18,991 But this really isn't bad. 436 00:20:20,927 --> 00:20:22,427 Can I help you? 437 00:20:22,428 --> 00:20:25,330 I'm going to court next week. 438 00:20:25,331 --> 00:20:27,518 I'm looking for a suit to make an impression. 439 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,509 What kind of case? 440 00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:32,509 Divorce. Very messy. The guy's a swine. 441 00:20:32,510 --> 00:20:34,511 Cheated on his wife, stole his children's inheritance, 442 00:20:34,512 --> 00:20:36,518 moved in with some lingerie model. 443 00:20:36,519 --> 00:20:39,444 So you really want to nail him? 444 00:20:39,445 --> 00:20:41,346 No, I'm defending him. 445 00:20:41,347 --> 00:20:48,086 Oh. Well, then, I guess you'll need something really, really Sincere, 446 00:20:48,087 --> 00:20:53,225 a little feminine, maybe even... Lace. 447 00:20:53,226 --> 00:20:55,061 That's different. 448 00:20:57,519 --> 00:20:59,365 I like it. 449 00:21:00,519 --> 00:21:02,367 Want to try it on? 450 00:21:02,368 --> 00:21:05,238 Uh, bring it home with you tonight. 451 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:12,945 Is there a coffee shop someplace nearby? 452 00:21:14,046 --> 00:21:15,914 There's one next door. 453 00:21:15,915 --> 00:21:17,849 Want to join me? 454 00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:21,887 Sure. I can take a break. 455 00:21:21,888 --> 00:21:25,258 I mean, can't let your career run your life. 456 00:21:29,511 --> 00:21:30,513 Come on. 457 00:21:30,563 --> 00:21:35,113 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31679

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