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I enjoyed myself, too, Allison.
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It was a perfect first date.
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I didn't throw up
till I got home.
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No, it wasn't Sushi.
I got the flu. Yeah.
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Oh, no. You don't
have to bring me soup.
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Homemade clam chowder.
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The white extra-creamy kind
with big chunks of real clams.
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I got to go.
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Yes!
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Um, yes, I'm glad
you called, too, Allison.
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O.K. Good night.
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Hang up. You're not hanging up.
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O.K. Then I'm going to
hang up right now.
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O.K. You hang up
first this time.
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I'll hang up first next time.
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O.K. This is really it.
This is definitely it.
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Yes! Yes, he's at the 30!
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He's at the 20!
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He's at the 10!
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It's a touchdown!
The crowd goes wild!
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Can't believe it!
Can't believe it!
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You know, Allison, I was
just lying here feverish,
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thinking of you leaning over a
steaming vat of clam chowder,
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and I must say...
Oh, hi, Wanda.
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Doogie, did you get my letter?
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I sent it three weeks ago.
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Uh, yeah. You sent
a sketch or something.
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I don't really remember.
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Yeah, of Lake Shore drive.
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Right. Well, uh, I'm
sure it's here somewhere.
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It's hard to keep up
with things.
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I've been so busy.
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Doogie, there aren't any hard
feelings between us, are there?
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Good, 'cause you're not only
the smartest person I know,
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but the most sensitive,
intuitive,
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and I really need your
advice about something.
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Really? What are we
talking about...
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A new major,
change of hair color?
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Um... I've been
dating this guy Steven.
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He asked me to go away
for the weekend with him.
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Should I go?
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Doogie?
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Doogie, are you there?
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Uh-huh.
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What's that noise?
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I don't know. Some
interference on the line.
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I've been seeing
this guy for a while.
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He wants to take me
fishing in banff, Canada.
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Whoa! Wait a minute.
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What?
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Didn't it occur to you
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that this is an inappropriate
question to ask me?
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Inappropriate? Maybe
a little unconventional.
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Unconventional
would be asking me
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whether you should
get your nose pierced.
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This definitely falls under
the inappropriate category.
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You made a mistake. Case closed.
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Why are you acting like this?
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Why are you?
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You're flying off to a foreign
country to go fishing.
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You don't like fish.
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Canada isn't a foreign
country, and I like fish.
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Besides, fishing is very... Zen.
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It's real zen when
you're gutting them
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and their beady eyes
are staring at you.
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The way you're acting,
I shouldn't have called.
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Next time, you'll know better.
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Maybe there won't
be a next time.
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That's fine. I'm a busy person.
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I've got a full life.
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And I don't?
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Au contraire. Your dance card
is filled to capacity.
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Some may say it's overflowing.
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Doogie howser, I hate you.
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I'm not too fond of you,
either, right now, Wanda.
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Unbelievable.
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Wanda, you may have a masochistic
need to continue this discussion,
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but not me.
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Yo, it's me.
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Glenn, fade the sound.
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Hi, Vinnie.
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Doog, I just don't
understand women.
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I got tons of work.
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I'm reediting this old TV
show for an 8:00 class.
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I haven't got time for
sorority scavenger hunts...
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The scene with the flowers.
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Janine wants in
this snotty sorority.
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I'm supposed to drop everything
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and help her look
for an egg timer.
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I call her up and say,
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"Janine, babe, I'm an artist.
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I got to fly free."
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She hung up.
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You're good, doog.
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I just had a fight with Wanda.
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You had a fight with
somebody you broke up with?
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This is truly a
dysfunctional relationship.
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She asked me if she should
go away with some guy.
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What?
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Why would she do that?
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Because women are cruel.
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They got that cruel gene.
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It was a slow night
so she figures,
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"I'll call doogie and plunge
a knife through his heart."
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"It will pass the time."
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You want to understand
the fiendish female mind,
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go to the source... Janine.
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Think it will help?
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She wrote the book.
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While you got her on the phone,
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explain about men and careers.
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You hassled through
all this with Wanda...
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How men have their jobs
and their women,
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and how, if women
behave, they get men.
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Make it sound
politically correct,
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like it's to her benefit
to obey without question.
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All set, vin.
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Roll!
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I got to go, doog.
Talk to you later.
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Hello?
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Hi, Janine, it's doogie.
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Did Vinnie make you call?
That worm.
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He knows rush week
is important to me.
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So what's with Wanda?
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She told you about Steven.
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She asked if she should
go to banff with him.
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Oh, banff.
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How romantic...
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Snow, hot chocolate,
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cuddling together in
front of a roaring fire.
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Shut up, Janine.
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Oh, sorry.
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You don't find it odd
that my ex-girlfriend
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calls asking my advice
on her love life?
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This kind of behavior is smack in the
middle of the bell curve for you.
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You know, for a genius,
you're not very smart.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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When you guys broke up,
Wanda felt terrible.
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She really hated hurting you.
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When she got to Chicago,
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she called me
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and cried on the phone
for hours.
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She did?
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Look, doogie,
you're intelligent,
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sensitive, understanding.
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I mean, with Vinnie,
it's different.
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Once I'm done with him,
it's over.
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But you can handle this.
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Handle what?
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She's trying to
be your friend, doogie.
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Thanks, Janine.
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Thank you.
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For what?
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For asking my advice.
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According to Vinnie, I'm just a
frivolous, superficial female.
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I'm sure the little
reptile's told you that.
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Thanks, Janine.
I got to go. Bye.
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Hello?
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Hi, is Wanda there?
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Wanda, it's for you.
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I think it's Steven.
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Hello, Steven?
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No, it's me.
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What do you want?
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I called to say I'm
sorry I hung up on you,
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but I've changed my mind.
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What do you want?
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You wanted some advice,
I was going to give it.
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O.K., let's hear it.
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O.K., I need to know
a few things first.
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What kind of things?
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Like who is this Steven?
How long have you known him?
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Well, he's a senior,
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he was born in Memphis,
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he sings off-key,
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he's allergic to pine cones,
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he likes apple strudel,
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his first dog's name
was Mr. Magoo,
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he has a trick knee...
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What I hear you saying is,
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"I'm dating a man
who's a total stranger."
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I don't mean to scare you,
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but as a doctor and
research scientist,
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my advice in cases
like yours is play it safe.
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Cases like mine?
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I don't know if you realize
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when you sleep with one person,
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you're not just sleeping
with that one person.
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You're sleeping with every person
that person has slept with
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and every person
that person has slept with.
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It's a sexual
geometric progression.
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Basically, we're talking 400
people... a small town in Indiana.
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Do you want to sleep with
a small town in Indiana?
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Well, what about us?
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No, that was
completely different.
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We had a relationship.
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You knew where
I'd been... nowhere.
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I don't believe this.
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Wake up and smell the coffee.
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This is the nineties.
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I strongly urge you to take
a complete sexual history.
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You do have the form?
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Let's just forget about sex.
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I just have one more question.
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What?
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Have you slept
with anybody else?
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Why do you need to know that?
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It's pertinent to the topic.
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Have you slept
with anybody else?
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Well, Vinnie and I
were driving to Chicago,
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you know, to surprise
you on your birthday.
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You were going to drive
all the way to Chicago
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just to see me on my birthday?
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How sweet.
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O.K., so anyway,
the Chevy breaks down.
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We have to spend
the night in the desert.
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And there's this girl.
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I think her name was Shannon.
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Shannon?
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Yeah, something like that.
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Her name was something
like Shannon?
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O.K., her name
actually was Shannon.
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She's there viewing this lunar
eclipse from her pickup truck.
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Shannon drives a pickup?
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How independent and quirky.
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Shannon happens to be
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a very attractive and gifted
astronomy grad student.
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I hope you remember to take
a complete sexual history,
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or is doing it in
the back of a pickup
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considered safe sex
by the surgeon general?
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This is completely different.
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It was the desert.
It was an eclipse.
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How does that make it different?
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I have an urgent
medical call. Hold on.
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Why does that make it different?
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Why?
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Uh, because...
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Because there were tumbleweeds.
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It's different
because I'm a man.
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Because it's me.
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Because my love is boundless.
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Oh, yeah, that will work.
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Wow! Wow, that was a rough one.
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Guy had a magnocellular
monosaturated preeclampsia.
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Yeah, very rare.
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But... but he's going to
make it, thank god.
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So what about Shannon?
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You didn't answer my question.
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Have you slept
with anybody else?
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No. I was crazy to think
we could be friends,
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especially since I never
want to speak to you again.
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Hello?
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Hi, Wanda?
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Hello.
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Hey, doog, what
gives with Wanda?
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Don't ever try to
be friends with a woman.
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My god! Is that what she wanted?
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It's a trap.
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It's chemically impossible,
something to do with hormones.
260
00:13:38,211 --> 00:13:39,697
Must be their testosterone.
261
00:13:39,698 --> 00:13:42,210
They only think
about their needs.
262
00:13:42,211 --> 00:13:43,734
They're totally insensitive.
263
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:45,736
They think they're so sensitive.
264
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,211
They're trying to confuse us,
265
00:13:47,212 --> 00:13:49,211
make us drop our guard,
266
00:13:49,212 --> 00:13:51,212
then they go for the kill.
267
00:13:51,213 --> 00:13:52,843
And they're so aggressive.
268
00:13:52,844 --> 00:13:54,812
Because they eat
disgusting food.
269
00:13:54,813 --> 00:13:57,217
Deep-fry a shoe, add sauce,
270
00:13:57,218 --> 00:13:58,883
they'll order it.
271
00:13:58,884 --> 00:14:01,886
Living on salads
can't be good for moods.
272
00:14:01,887 --> 00:14:04,788
They always want you
to hook up their stereo.
273
00:14:04,789 --> 00:14:06,790
They hook up your stereo,
274
00:14:06,791 --> 00:14:08,792
they act like they're god.
275
00:14:08,793 --> 00:14:10,794
I thought doogie was different.
276
00:14:10,795 --> 00:14:12,830
He is. He's more arrogant.
277
00:14:12,831 --> 00:14:14,213
Doogie's not arrogant.
278
00:14:14,214 --> 00:14:17,801
O.K., let's say doogie's
always got to be right.
279
00:14:17,802 --> 00:14:19,213
That's not arrogance, Janine.
280
00:14:19,214 --> 00:14:21,805
He can't help being a genius.
281
00:14:21,806 --> 00:14:24,775
He never made me
feel stupid or anything.
282
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:28,214
So you're saying he just
makes me feel stupid?
283
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,515
No, Vinnie does that.
284
00:14:31,616 --> 00:14:34,585
She's not the easiest
person to talk to.
285
00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:36,587
What's that supposed to mean?
286
00:14:36,588 --> 00:14:39,623
Wanda's always been
on the chilly side.
287
00:14:39,624 --> 00:14:41,091
She's in Chicago now,
288
00:14:41,092 --> 00:14:44,094
a city that matches
her body temperature.
289
00:14:44,095 --> 00:14:46,063
Wanda's a warm, loving person
290
00:14:46,064 --> 00:14:49,099
who thinks about other
things besides pleasing me.
291
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:51,602
I prefer women with a life.
292
00:14:51,603 --> 00:14:54,605
You implying my Janine
doesn't have a life?
293
00:14:54,606 --> 00:14:57,217
Don't tell her.
She'll go shopping for one.
294
00:14:57,218 --> 00:15:00,217
Vinnie has a unique
view of women.
295
00:15:00,218 --> 00:15:02,780
You said he was a pig.
296
00:15:02,781 --> 00:15:04,783
You better take that back!
297
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,852
Give me a break! Unbelievable!
298
00:15:12,216 --> 00:15:13,215
What?
299
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:16,214
I just had a fight with Vinnie.
300
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,862
I just fought
with Janine. Listen...
301
00:15:18,863 --> 00:15:20,214
No, you listen.
302
00:15:20,215 --> 00:15:23,216
I still want you
in my life, Wanda.
303
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,215
Do you have to get that?
304
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:27,215
Yeah.
305
00:15:27,216 --> 00:15:29,840
I said that stuff about Wanda
306
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,843
because I wanted you
to feel better.
307
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,212
If you want to feel
rejected, that's o.K.
308
00:15:35,213 --> 00:15:38,212
I'm on the other line
with Wanda.
309
00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:41,212
Great. Patch me in.
I want to say hi.
310
00:15:41,213 --> 00:15:43,787
It will only take a second.
311
00:15:43,788 --> 00:15:44,756
O.K.
312
00:15:44,757 --> 00:15:46,790
Hey, Wanda, how's it hanging?
313
00:15:46,791 --> 00:15:47,925
Vinnie?
314
00:15:47,926 --> 00:15:49,727
Isn't this conference
calling great?
315
00:15:49,728 --> 00:15:52,796
You can get this big
conversation going.
316
00:15:52,797 --> 00:15:55,219
So how's your hair?
317
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,216
Nice. Fine.
318
00:15:59,215 --> 00:16:01,215
Oh, I got to get that.
319
00:16:01,216 --> 00:16:02,873
Please, talk. Enjoy.
320
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,875
So how's film school?
321
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,214
Can't complain.
322
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,646
Doog, you there? Doog?
323
00:16:08,647 --> 00:16:09,780
Calm down.
324
00:16:09,781 --> 00:16:12,816
I'm upset. I kept
getting busy signals.
325
00:16:12,817 --> 00:16:15,215
Thank god you have call waiting.
326
00:16:15,216 --> 00:16:16,854
I'm talking to Wanda.
327
00:16:16,855 --> 00:16:19,057
Wanda? Patch me in.
328
00:16:19,858 --> 00:16:20,858
Wanda?
329
00:16:20,859 --> 00:16:21,826
Janine?
330
00:16:21,827 --> 00:16:23,827
Is Vinnie on this line?
331
00:16:23,828 --> 00:16:26,215
I'm not talking to you, Vinnie.
332
00:16:26,216 --> 00:16:27,216
Me, either.
333
00:16:27,217 --> 00:16:28,866
Shut up then.
334
00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:30,215
Guys, come on.
335
00:16:30,216 --> 00:16:31,216
Stop fighting.
336
00:16:31,217 --> 00:16:32,836
He started it.
337
00:16:32,837 --> 00:16:34,772
I'm not your indentured servant.
338
00:16:34,773 --> 00:16:36,807
Stop dragging me around town.
339
00:16:36,808 --> 00:16:38,212
I'm proud of you.
340
00:16:38,213 --> 00:16:40,778
I want everyone to meet you.
341
00:16:40,779 --> 00:16:42,211
I am a filmmaker.
342
00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:44,715
I have to stay indoors
mulling over ideas
343
00:16:44,716 --> 00:16:47,718
and letting personal hygiene
fall by the wayside.
344
00:16:47,719 --> 00:16:51,212
I'll become a social
shut-in, which is sad.
345
00:16:51,213 --> 00:16:54,792
This is the best
hair year of my life.
346
00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:56,214
Go out alone.
347
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:58,862
Go out alone on Saturday night?
348
00:16:58,863 --> 00:17:00,831
I'll look like a dweeb.
349
00:17:00,832 --> 00:17:03,215
You're alone because I can't go.
350
00:17:03,216 --> 00:17:04,216
Vinnie's right.
351
00:17:04,216 --> 00:17:05,216
He is?
352
00:17:05,216 --> 00:17:06,216
I am?
353
00:17:06,217 --> 00:17:07,838
Just accept it, vin.
354
00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:09,213
Janine, be more independent.
355
00:17:09,214 --> 00:17:12,215
Remember when doogie forced
me to go to Chicago?
356
00:17:12,216 --> 00:17:13,215
Encouraged.
357
00:17:13,216 --> 00:17:16,214
He knew it was best for me.
358
00:17:16,215 --> 00:17:18,816
Janine, I think
what Wanda's saying
359
00:17:18,817 --> 00:17:21,819
is that you and Vinnie's
lives are changing
360
00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:24,855
and your relationship
has to change to keep up.
361
00:17:24,856 --> 00:17:25,824
Right.
362
00:17:25,825 --> 00:17:28,215
I guess I could go alone.
363
00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:29,860
It might be fun.
364
00:17:29,861 --> 00:17:31,862
I'll look mysterious.
365
00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:33,214
O.K., I'll do it.
366
00:17:33,215 --> 00:17:36,214
That's my girl...
Woman.
367
00:17:36,215 --> 00:17:38,214
Isn't this something?
368
00:17:38,215 --> 00:17:40,214
We're all in different places...
369
00:17:40,215 --> 00:17:42,806
Wanda's in Chicago,
doogie's at home,
370
00:17:42,807 --> 00:17:45,809
Janine's probably in
front of the mirror...
371
00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:49,215
But we can all be
together with each other.
372
00:17:49,216 --> 00:17:50,814
I love my phone.
373
00:17:50,815 --> 00:17:54,852
Sometimes I pick it up
to hear the dial tone.
374
00:17:54,853 --> 00:17:56,216
It's so reassuring.
375
00:17:56,217 --> 00:17:58,217
I dial, therefore I am.
376
00:17:58,218 --> 00:17:59,857
I got to go scavenge.
377
00:17:59,858 --> 00:18:03,216
If you talk about anything
else, somebody call me.
378
00:18:03,217 --> 00:18:05,864
Yeah, me, too. Toodles.
379
00:18:06,898 --> 00:18:09,066
Wanda, are you still there?
380
00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,734
I'm here.
381
00:18:10,735 --> 00:18:14,214
I really want to try to
be friends with you,
382
00:18:14,215 --> 00:18:16,212
but I don't know how.
383
00:18:16,213 --> 00:18:20,213
I thought being friends meant telling
the other person everything,
384
00:18:20,214 --> 00:18:22,746
but that's not it, is it?
385
00:18:22,747 --> 00:18:26,784
Maybe next year I won't mind
hearing about your boyfriends.
386
00:18:26,785 --> 00:18:30,214
No, I don't ever want to
hear about your boyfriends.
387
00:18:30,215 --> 00:18:32,823
I want them all to die.
388
00:18:32,824 --> 00:18:34,758
I hate the name Shannon.
389
00:18:34,759 --> 00:18:36,727
Steven is a boring name.
390
00:18:36,728 --> 00:18:40,965
It doesn't have
the machismo of doogie.
391
00:18:42,867 --> 00:18:44,868
I didn't.
392
00:18:44,869 --> 00:18:46,215
What?
393
00:18:46,216 --> 00:18:48,872
Sleep with Shannon.
394
00:18:48,873 --> 00:18:51,214
How come?
395
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:56,217
It just didn't
mean enough to me.
396
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,217
It's like you said...
397
00:18:58,218 --> 00:19:01,919
Sex is more than just sex.
398
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,887
You need to feel it.
399
00:19:03,888 --> 00:19:07,217
I want to be with someone
I really care about,
400
00:19:07,218 --> 00:19:09,216
someone who cares about me,
401
00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:13,211
and I just didn't
feel that way, you know?
402
00:19:14,218 --> 00:19:16,217
I have to call him.
403
00:19:16,218 --> 00:19:17,935
Who?
404
00:19:17,936 --> 00:19:20,637
Steven.
405
00:19:20,638 --> 00:19:23,106
He'll probably never
want to see me again,
406
00:19:23,107 --> 00:19:25,075
but I'm just not ready
407
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:28,078
to go away with him
for the weekend.
408
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,216
You're not?
409
00:19:29,217 --> 00:19:32,850
No. See, I was talking
to my best friend
410
00:19:32,851 --> 00:19:37,622
and he made me realize that
it just didn't mean enough.
411
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,215
Well...
412
00:19:42,216 --> 00:19:44,215
Good night, pal.
413
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,130
Good night, buddy.
414
00:19:47,216 --> 00:19:48,216
Hang up.
415
00:19:48,217 --> 00:19:50,214
No, you hang up first.
416
00:19:50,215 --> 00:19:53,214
You know, we still
haven't really talked.
417
00:19:53,215 --> 00:19:56,214
You don't know what's
going on with school.
418
00:19:56,215 --> 00:19:58,215
What's going on with school?
419
00:19:58,216 --> 00:19:59,810
Well, lots of things.
420
00:19:59,811 --> 00:20:03,215
Remember I was going to take
that art history class?
421
00:20:03,216 --> 00:20:04,848
Right. The middle ages.
422
00:20:04,849 --> 00:20:06,149
Right. Well...
423
00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:08,151
Starting all over again
424
00:20:08,152 --> 00:20:11,219
Is going to be rough
425
00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:13,625
So rough
426
00:20:15,159 --> 00:20:17,629
But we're gonna make it
427
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,832
Starting all over as friends
428
00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:24,219
Is gonna be tough
429
00:20:25,670 --> 00:20:28,572
Oh, yes
430
00:20:28,573 --> 00:20:31,676
But we gotta face it
431
00:20:34,214 --> 00:20:35,613
Come in.
432
00:20:36,748 --> 00:20:38,549
How do you feel this morning?
433
00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:40,219
Wonderful.
434
00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:44,621
I mean, fine.
Fever's down, no nausea.
435
00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:46,212
Good.
436
00:20:48,726 --> 00:20:53,213
Do you realize that you were
on the phone all night?
437
00:20:53,214 --> 00:20:55,032
Hmm. Really?
438
00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:58,636
What do you kids
talk about for that long?
439
00:21:00,216 --> 00:21:02,215
Nothing.
440
00:21:02,216 --> 00:21:04,174
Stuff.
441
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:06,544
Well, it's your nickel.
442
00:21:06,594 --> 00:21:11,144
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