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After all those false alarms,
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it's finally happened.
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My old man lost his mind.
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You going to eat this?
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You want some breakfast?
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No, thanks.
I never eat breakfast.
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"Vincent," he says,
"you're 18 now,
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"and I'm busting my butt putting
you through film school.
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"I want you
to pay room and board.
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I want you to pay
125 bucks a month."
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And you don't even
eat breakfast.
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Right. You got any doughnut
gems with powdered sugar?
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When I was in college,
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I helped in my
father's pharmacy.
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It really taught me
the value of a dollar.
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Dr. h, you've seen amadeus.
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Remember how Mozart
was chasing broads
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and boozing it up in taverns?
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Well, that's how artists
are supposed to live.
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We're not supposed to waste
our creative energies
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on menial labor.
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When Mozart was your age,
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he'd written 30 symphonies,
a dozen chamber works,
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and a full-scale opera.
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Well, sure, 'cause he
had all that free time.
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I got to go.
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Hey, you don't mind, do you?
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Thanks.
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Sometimes I think that
boy's only purpose in life
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is to make us
appreciate our son.
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It's not fair to compare them.
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Doogie's always been
sensible beyond his years.
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Vinnie here?
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He just left.
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I thought I heard
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the high-pitched hum
of indignation.
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That's a nice belt, dear.
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Yeah. Genuine ostrich.
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I got it on sale. 200 bucks.
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And, uh... It matches my wallet.
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This was only 150.
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Douglas...
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Get out your checkbook
and sit down.
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O.K. $100 a week.
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Who do I make this out to,
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Dr. and Mrs. howser,
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or would you prefer cash?
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So you don't have to declare
it on your income tax.
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I sense a little attitude here.
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You don't need the money.
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Son, it's not a question
of needing money.
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I'm trying to teach you
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a little financial
responsibility.
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For your information, I have plenty
of financial responsibility.
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Is that checkbook cover
ostrich skin, too?
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So what?
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One little luxury.
I deserve that.
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Like lambskin
seat covers on your car
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or a stereo system
that looked like
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it was designed by NASA?
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Or a half-dozen pair
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of high-top,
turbo-driven gym shoes
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that have never seen
a basketball court?
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On second thought,
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let's make it 150 a week.
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Mom.
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Your father had to pay his way.
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What about you?
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I was a girl.
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I know it's wrong,
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but boys were taught
independence
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and girls dependence.
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It was an incredibly archaic,
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unenlightened double standard.
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I milked it
for all it was worth.
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You want us to treat
you like an adult.
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A grownup shoulders his
share of the load.
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Obviously my biggest mistake
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was being born
with a "y" chromosome.
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Your big mistake was falling
in love with ostrich skin.
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Come on, finish
your breakfast, dear.
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Yes, it's paid for.
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No refund for leftovers.
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Hang in there, al.
Almost finished.
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It came out of nowhere.
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One minute I'm their
beloved son,
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and the next minute they're
charging me to take a shower.
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Is it me or is my father being
totally unreasonable about this?
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No, unreasonable is my father.
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He's visiting me from Oregon.
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Wanders around my apartment
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asking me how much
I paid for everything.
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You'd think I was the biggest
spendthrift on the planet.
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The woes of the middle class.
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I've been paying my mom
100 bucks a week
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ever since I started working.
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Now she's asking me when
I'm gonna get a raise.
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Oh, sorry,
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I'm gonna have to give you
another small stick.
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Can I have a little more
one percent please?
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I'll get it.
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Here's the minor surgery tray
you asked for, Dr. howser.
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Thanks, Liz. Can you throw
on some rubber gloves?
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I may need your help.
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Actually, I'm supposed
to be back in class.
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No training like experience.
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Little construction accident.
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The leg became a little too
acquainted with a power saw.
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You'd better look away, al.
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Can you hold back
this flap of skin
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while I inspect
for muscle damage?
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She's in training.
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Lots of potential,
don't you think?
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Watch your back, people.
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I'm so embarrassed.
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Did you eat anything
this morning?
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It's not that.
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I have this thing about blood.
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I don't want to be
near it, think about it.
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You're in the right profession.
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It's not funny, doogie.
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I've fainted three times
in the last month.
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I'm attending my first
autopsy tomorrow.
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I know what
you're going through.
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You can overcome this.
What time are you off?
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Not till 11:00.
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Come by my house.
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I'll show you techniques
that helped me.
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I might be beyond help.
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An autopsy's not that bad.
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The guy's dead. You don't have
to worry about his welfare.
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Once you adjust to the smell...
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Shall we say elevenish?
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Doogie, it's my father!
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He called 20 minutes ago.
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Said he felt dizzy
and short of breath.
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Blood pressure's 130 over 90.
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Are you having
trouble breathing?
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Try not to talk. Cathy,
get the EKG technician.
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Has he had any history
of heart problems,
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any episodes like this?
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I don't know.
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He'll be all right, won't he?
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Pulse is down to 45.
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What do you need, atropine?
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I got it.
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Um... Ray, can you...
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Got it. Come on, curly.
Doogie's on it.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Doogie!
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I'm the doctor.
I'm ordering you to leave.
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Now let's get
a Lidocaine drip set up.
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Curly, will you cut it out?
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Don't want you getting bedsores.
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I've only been lying
here 20 minutes.
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I hate a fussing woman.
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Mom fussed over you
for 40 years,
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and you never complained.
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She knew how to fuss and
let me have my dignity.
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Great manipulator.
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Hello, how you feeling?
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Roughed up.
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She's turned me over
more than a pancake.
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The good news is...
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Son, give it to me straight.
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That's how I like things.
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Your angiogram showed extensive
coronary artery disease,
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but it's not amenable
to a surgical procedure.
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You won't slice me up. Good.
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You're having blackouts
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because your
heart rate's so slow
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you're not getting
enough blood to your brain.
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The best treatment is
to fit you with this.
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It's a pacemaker, dad.
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I know what it is.
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Then a diet of birdseed
and a stupid exercycle.
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Dad.
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You can lead a full life.
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Don't think of yourself
as an invalid.
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I've been in the lumber
business 30 years.
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You live that life,
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you learn something about
the cycle of nature.
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A tree grows, matures, dies.
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I'm an old tree.
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I want to go out with
what I came in with.
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Just a second, dad.
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I made up my mind.
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When can I leave?
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Isn't staying alive worth
a little inconvenience?
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Let me tell you something
about staying alive.
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I had to watch your mother
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after she had a stroke.
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In and out of hospitals,
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pumped full of drugs.
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Little by little, life
seeped out of her.
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Sometimes she didn't
know where she was.
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In the end, she was
wearing diapers.
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That how you want to see me?
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Because it sure as
hell not what I want.
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Hold it a second.
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I never knew how bad
it was for my mother.
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I'd call and ask
how she was doing
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and he'd say fine.
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He was protecting me,
and I let him.
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Don't blame yourself.
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What's important is
what we can do for him.
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He'll never listen to me.
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I'll work on him.
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Curly, how's your dad?
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Great.
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He's a spaulding.
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We're tough as nails.
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Relax, close your eyes.
Take a deep breath.
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Relax your feet.
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Now your legs.
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Now your torso.
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Now I want you
to start fantasizing.
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About blood.
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If you force yourself
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to deal with the gory stuff now,
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when you're actually
confronted with it,
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it doesn't seem so bad.
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It's called progressive
desensitization.
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This isn't going to work.
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I'm going to get
that queasy feeling.
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That's o.K. When that happens,
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say to yourself,
blood is nothing,
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but plasma, platelets,
and cells, oh, my.
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It's a little mantra that
my father and I invented,
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like lions and tigers
and bears, oh, my.
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From the wizard of oz!
That's so cute.
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I was 12.
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Let's just try it.
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Let's start small. Finger cut.
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I don't need a mantra for that.
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Great. O.K., we'll move
on to something bigger.
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A gunshot wound.
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O.K., but it has to be
a little bullet.
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A .22 to the leg.
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Are the clothes bloody?
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Soaked through.
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Plasma, platelets,
and cells, oh, my.
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Something bigger. A train wreck.
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That's o.K. An appendectomy.
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That's relatively bloodless.
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Just a small incision.
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The knife goes into the skin.
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Plasma, platelets,
and cells. Oh, my.
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And then the abdominal cavity.
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And I lift the heart out
of the chest cavity.
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My hand knocks a clamp loose.
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It's unlike me to be clumsy.
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The artery's spurting
blood everywhere,
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but I tie it off.
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And then comes the new heart.
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It's a lovely, healthy
color, like a ripe plum...
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Liz?
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Liz.
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Are you still replacing
that kneecap?
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I just did a heart transplant.
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How did it go?
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Well, I was brilliant.
263
00:12:33,911 --> 00:12:36,446
Too bad my assistant dozed off.
264
00:12:36,447 --> 00:12:37,747
I'm sorry.
265
00:12:37,748 --> 00:12:40,883
I got to get back
to my apartment.
266
00:12:40,884 --> 00:12:42,652
Ohh.
267
00:12:42,653 --> 00:12:44,134
Thanks for everything, doogie.
268
00:12:44,135 --> 00:12:45,855
You've been so sweet.
269
00:12:45,856 --> 00:12:47,128
Look. You're exhausted.
270
00:12:47,129 --> 00:12:49,692
Do you have far to drive?
271
00:12:49,693 --> 00:12:50,760
Northridge.
272
00:12:50,761 --> 00:12:51,729
It's o.K.
273
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,596
Just roll the windows down
274
00:12:53,597 --> 00:12:54,864
and blast the radio.
275
00:12:54,865 --> 00:12:59,135
Do you know how many people
I have put back together
276
00:12:59,136 --> 00:13:00,903
who use that brilliant strategy?
277
00:13:00,904 --> 00:13:02,538
You're sleeping here tonight.
278
00:13:02,539 --> 00:13:05,575
I can't kick you
out of your bedroom.
279
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,076
I'll take the floor.
280
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:08,845
I'm a veteran camper.
281
00:13:08,846 --> 00:13:10,847
It's o.K. With your folks?
282
00:13:10,848 --> 00:13:13,133
Yeah. I'm an adult to them.
283
00:13:13,134 --> 00:13:14,851
The bathroom's through there.
284
00:13:14,852 --> 00:13:16,853
It's sanitized
for your protection.
285
00:13:16,854 --> 00:13:18,128
There's plenty of t-shirts.
286
00:13:18,129 --> 00:13:20,623
You prefer Einstein
or the Terminator?
287
00:13:20,624 --> 00:13:22,458
I'll take the genius.
288
00:13:22,459 --> 00:13:24,795
Arnold, it is.
289
00:13:30,334 --> 00:13:31,628
Doogie.
290
00:13:31,629 --> 00:13:33,634
Breakfast is ready.
291
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:40,510
Oh, hi. You must
be doogie's dad.
292
00:13:40,511 --> 00:13:42,078
Who might you be?
293
00:13:42,079 --> 00:13:44,080
I'm Liz. Nice to meet you.
294
00:13:44,081 --> 00:13:46,049
Liz, it's 7:00.
295
00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:49,119
This is your third and
final wake-up call.
296
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,587
Isn't he terrific?
297
00:13:50,588 --> 00:13:53,590
You must be so proud of him.
298
00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:55,560
Yes. He's quite a wonder.
299
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:59,632
Hasta la vista, baby.
300
00:13:59,633 --> 00:14:02,132
Oh. Hi, dad.
301
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:05,201
I guess you met Liz.
She was, uh...
302
00:14:05,202 --> 00:14:07,628
Yes. Thank you.
303
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,339
Douglas, when you have a moment,
304
00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:10,626
I'd like to have
a word with you.
305
00:14:10,627 --> 00:14:14,632
O.K. I'd love to chat.
306
00:14:23,955 --> 00:14:25,522
Come on, Liz.
307
00:14:25,523 --> 00:14:28,125
Let's go down and have a cup
of coffee with the folks.
308
00:14:33,634 --> 00:14:35,365
Is doogie almost ready?
309
00:14:35,366 --> 00:14:36,633
These will get cold.
310
00:14:36,634 --> 00:14:39,633
I think we better make
an extra batch.
311
00:14:39,634 --> 00:14:41,071
Great news.
312
00:14:41,072 --> 00:14:44,040
My dad came down to 100 a month,
313
00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:47,544
and he won't even charge
me a cleaning deposit.
314
00:14:47,545 --> 00:14:50,580
Flapjacks. Mind if I
make myself a place?
315
00:14:50,581 --> 00:14:52,082
You never eat breakfast.
316
00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,583
Well, I'm an artist.
317
00:14:53,584 --> 00:14:55,552
I'm a very capricious spirit.
318
00:14:55,553 --> 00:14:57,631
Good morning, everyone.
319
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,256
Hi, honey.
320
00:15:00,257 --> 00:15:01,391
Douglas.
321
00:15:01,392 --> 00:15:03,634
I want a word with you.
322
00:15:03,635 --> 00:15:06,633
Ooh. Don't like
the sound of that.
323
00:15:06,634 --> 00:15:09,629
Speeding ticket? Door
ding on the beemer?
324
00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:11,034
Vincent, this is private.
325
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,036
I won't breathe a word.
326
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,628
Good morning, everybody.
327
00:15:14,629 --> 00:15:16,573
Liz.
328
00:15:16,574 --> 00:15:19,275
Liz, I want you to meet my mom,
329
00:15:19,276 --> 00:15:20,377
my friend Vinnie,
330
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,579
and you've met my dad.
331
00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:24,627
She has? Yes.
332
00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:28,485
I knocked on doogie's
door this morning,
333
00:15:28,486 --> 00:15:29,628
and I woke her up.
334
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:32,222
Doogie's told you what
happened last night.
335
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,423
He didn't tell me.
336
00:15:33,424 --> 00:15:35,630
And I'm all ears.
337
00:15:35,631 --> 00:15:37,127
Doogie was so wonderful.
338
00:15:37,128 --> 00:15:40,163
When he taught me
how to fantasize,
339
00:15:40,164 --> 00:15:41,231
it was unbelievable.
340
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:44,067
I've never done that before.
341
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,632
But he guided me
through every step.
342
00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:49,339
By the end, I was so exhausted,
343
00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:51,141
I actually fell asleep.
344
00:15:51,142 --> 00:15:53,943
I love this man.
345
00:15:53,944 --> 00:15:55,628
You're late for class.
346
00:15:55,629 --> 00:15:58,628
Have you ever seen
a pancake sandwich?
347
00:15:58,629 --> 00:16:00,628
You have your pancake there,
348
00:16:00,629 --> 00:16:03,219
your egg there,
your bacon there.
349
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:04,554
Now...
350
00:16:04,555 --> 00:16:06,990
Want a little syrup, hmm?
351
00:16:06,991 --> 00:16:09,631
There. I think you're done.
352
00:16:09,632 --> 00:16:11,162
Bye.
353
00:16:13,629 --> 00:16:16,099
Flapjacks, Liz?
354
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,401
Oh. Coffee's fine. Thanks.
355
00:16:18,402 --> 00:16:20,071
Help yourself.
356
00:16:29,547 --> 00:16:31,081
Well.
357
00:16:31,082 --> 00:16:32,549
Doogie, do you mind
358
00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:35,085
if I take a quick shower?
359
00:16:35,086 --> 00:16:36,586
Oh. Go ahead.
360
00:16:36,587 --> 00:16:38,021
Use my shampoo.
361
00:16:38,022 --> 00:16:41,558
It really does leave your
hair soft and manageable.
362
00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:44,328
Well, it was nice meeting you.
363
00:16:51,368 --> 00:16:54,630
I'm gonna love you
364
00:16:54,631 --> 00:16:57,630
Like nobody's loved you
365
00:16:57,631 --> 00:16:59,632
Come rain or come shine
366
00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:01,144
Douglas. Yes?
367
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,980
I'm appalled and dismayed.
368
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,950
Not a ray Charles fan?
369
00:17:06,951 --> 00:17:10,629
What the hell are you doing with
a girl in your room overnight?
370
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,627
Now, David, there may be a
perfectly innocent explanation.
371
00:17:13,628 --> 00:17:16,292
Do you want to tell us
what happened?
372
00:17:16,293 --> 00:17:18,328
Yesterday, I was an adult.
373
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:19,629
Since when are adults
374
00:17:19,630 --> 00:17:22,165
required to discuss their
bedroom activities?
375
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:25,135
When those bedroom activities
happen in my house.
376
00:17:25,136 --> 00:17:26,503
It's my room.
377
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,037
What's your point?
378
00:17:28,038 --> 00:17:31,007
You want me to pay
like an adult,
379
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:34,344
but you still treat
me like a child.
380
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,945
It's not that black and white.
381
00:17:35,946 --> 00:17:37,147
Why not?
382
00:17:37,148 --> 00:17:39,949
Because you're still
a part of a family.
383
00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:42,634
You have to show some consideration
for its other members.
384
00:17:42,635 --> 00:17:44,633
What's your point, dad?
385
00:17:50,127 --> 00:17:51,561
My point, son,
386
00:17:51,562 --> 00:17:54,564
is if you can't live with that,
387
00:17:54,565 --> 00:17:57,368
maybe you better move out.
388
00:18:06,076 --> 00:18:08,077
The man is totally irrational.
389
00:18:08,078 --> 00:18:11,626
Can't you reason with him?
390
00:18:11,627 --> 00:18:14,626
I don't want to.
391
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:17,555
I agree with him.
392
00:18:18,632 --> 00:18:21,058
Oh, please.
393
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,459
O.K., that's it.
394
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:24,928
I'm out of here.
395
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,396
Will you be o.K.?
396
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:28,431
I'll take the afternoon off.
397
00:18:28,432 --> 00:18:30,366
I want to be alone
398
00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:33,635
and not have people treating
me like an invalid.
399
00:18:33,636 --> 00:18:35,405
Came to say goodbye.
400
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,634
If you ever change your mind,
401
00:18:37,635 --> 00:18:40,635
I know some great
doctors in Portland.
402
00:18:40,636 --> 00:18:43,630
No offense, but no, thanks, son.
403
00:18:48,118 --> 00:18:49,634
Dad!
404
00:18:50,988 --> 00:18:52,989
Please.
405
00:18:52,990 --> 00:18:55,525
Curly, I thought
we settled this.
406
00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:57,631
This is what I want.
407
00:18:58,627 --> 00:19:00,330
What about me?
408
00:19:00,331 --> 00:19:02,999
I'll be all alone.
409
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,467
We had you late.
410
00:19:04,468 --> 00:19:07,437
We knew you wouldn't
have us around long.
411
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:10,406
That's why we raised
you to be independent.
412
00:19:10,407 --> 00:19:12,042
You'll be fine.
413
00:19:13,577 --> 00:19:16,546
But what about my dreams, dad?
414
00:19:16,547 --> 00:19:19,582
Curly, what do you want from me?
415
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:22,553
What do you want?
416
00:19:24,355 --> 00:19:27,390
I want you to give me away
417
00:19:27,391 --> 00:19:29,058
when I get married.
418
00:19:29,059 --> 00:19:32,528
I want to see the
look on your face
419
00:19:32,529 --> 00:19:36,629
the first time you see
your grandchildren.
420
00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:39,630
God, you haven't even started
dating seriously yet.
421
00:19:39,631 --> 00:19:43,274
How long do you want me to live?
422
00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:47,010
Forever.
423
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:52,081
Sweetheart, I can't do that.
424
00:19:52,082 --> 00:19:54,584
But you can do your damnedest
425
00:19:54,585 --> 00:19:57,635
to be here as long as you can.
426
00:19:58,634 --> 00:20:01,557
Because you love me,
427
00:20:01,558 --> 00:20:06,229
and you would do
anything in the world
428
00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:08,098
for your little girl.
429
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,631
I have said that, haven't I?
430
00:20:12,632 --> 00:20:15,635
About a zillion times.
431
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,628
O.K.
432
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,318
But I get a room
433
00:20:28,319 --> 00:20:31,627
without some sick old guy in it.
434
00:20:36,961 --> 00:20:40,029
Plasma, platelets,
and cells. Oh, my.
435
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:43,299
Plasma, platelets,
and cells. Oh, my.
436
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:46,536
Plasma, platelets,
and cells. Oh, my.
437
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:50,630
Plasma, platelets,
and cells. Oh, my.
438
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,550
Well, if it isn't
439
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,552
the playboy of
the western world.
440
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:04,629
What's on your agenda tonight,
441
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:08,629
a bacchanalian orgy
in the bathroom?
442
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,563
O.K., dad. I apologize.
443
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:16,532
As long as I'm part of a family,
444
00:21:16,533 --> 00:21:19,569
I understand I have to
make some compromises.
445
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,634
I mean, I'm not all alone here,
446
00:21:21,635 --> 00:21:24,407
and I can't pretend that I am.
447
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,541
Well...
448
00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:29,112
I'm glad you have a
shred of respect left
449
00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:30,580
for your parents.
450
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:33,633
Now tell us what
happened last night.
451
00:21:35,519 --> 00:21:38,187
Well... Dad,
452
00:21:38,188 --> 00:21:41,190
and I mean this
with the utmost respect.
453
00:21:41,191 --> 00:21:43,961
That's still none
of your business.
454
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,632
Don't you love these
warm family moments?
455
00:21:50,682 --> 00:21:55,232
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