All language subtitles for Doogie Howser MD s03e04 a Damn Shaman.eng

Come here, my little bambino.

Let me hold you in my arms.

We shouldn't be doing this.

I know.

That's what makes it so hot.

It's wrong.

It's sick.

It's kind of perverted.

Not yet.

But I'm working on it.

Vinnie, I can't.

This is my parents' bedroom.

It's about time
it saw a little action.

Oh, you're so disgusting!

Janine, this is
the best room in the house.

It's like a paradise.

We got a king-sized bed,
home entertainment center.

How would you feel

if this was your
parents' bedroom?

Are you kidding?

My father's idea
of bedtime entertainment

is a can of pringles
on the nightstand.

Just relax.

I'll feel guilty enough
for the both of us.

Oh, my god.

Cats?

I'm talking
about the shopping trip...

Mom... Dad.

Hi, Princess.

You're home early.

Want to fix us dinner?

Why don't we go out to eat?

We just got home.

We never do anything
as a family anymore.

O.K. Is that o.K. With you?

Fine. Fine.

Let me freshen up a bit.

I feel so dirty bumping
against all those shoppers.

Mom!

Something the matter, honey?

Nothing.

Let's not go anywhere fancy.

I don't want to bother
with a coat and tie.

Aah...

We could always try
that new Italian place.

You're looking
a little disheveled.

Maybe you should take a minute

and freshen up yourself.

Good idea.

I'm feeling a little unfresh.

I'm glad Janine's spending
more time at home

instead of with
that poison dwarf.

Can we have one evening

where we don't discuss
Vinnie delpino?

I'm just making a comment.

It's becoming an obsession.

I'm not obsessed.

I'm fascinated.

I'm fascinated
as to how our daughter

managed to find the only
Italian hood in brentwood.

It could be worse.

How, Nancy?

Buona sera, mrs. Stewart.

Aah!

The surgery was to correct

a congenital defect
known as club feet.

I was assisting Dr. Friedman.

The procedure was a success?

We still have
to remove the cast,

but we're very confident.

Dr. howser, what happened
the following week?

Pao Yang's parents
came to see me.

They were very upset.

They wanted to suspend
treatment immediately

and to discharge their son
from the hospital.

What was your reaction?

Well, I was stunned.

Pao Yang also has
a congenital hip problem.

We had planned further surgery.

Did they give you any reason?

It has something to do

with their religious beliefs
they practiced in Laos.

They felt the surgery
was offending the spirits.

Spirits? You mean like
banshees and goblins?

There's no call for sarcasm.

I apologize.

Just tell us
factually what happened.

Two days after
the surgery on pao's feet,

his mother
suffered a miscarriage.

The family was told
by a h'mong holy man

that they had been cursed.

The miscarriage was punishment

for allowing doctors
to meddle with god's work.

How did you feel?

I was angry.

These people were choosing

to put their religious beliefs

before their son's welfare.

I have no further questions.

Are you aware

if the department of children's
services has its way,

pao Yang will be
taken from his parents?

Only for
the treatment's duration.

How long is that?

A few months.

Maybe a year.

A year in a foster home?

I don't know if you're
familiar with h'mong culture.

They're a very close-knit,
family-oriented people.

Have you considered the psychological
damage that move could cause?

Dr. howser is a physician,

not a psychiatrist.

I withdraw the question.

Let me ask you another.

In your opinion,
is the surgery urgent?

Well, if you mean...

I mean, is pao Yang's
life in danger?

I'm more concerned with
the quality of his life.

I didn't ask you
about the quality...

Well, I'm concerned about it.

You're condemning him to a
life of crippling arthritis.

Dr. howser. Confine yourself

to answering
counsel's questions.

Dr. howser.

Is pao Yang's life in danger?

No further questions.

I don't doubt the sincerity

of the doctors' intentions,

nor that surgery would
improve the child's condition.

It's clear
in every other respect

that this child is
cherished by his family.

It's obvious from
my conversations with him,

that he cherishes them.

There's a real danger

he'd suffer
serious emotional damage

if he was taken from them.

In light of this,

and because his condition
isn't life threatening,

I must reluctantly order

that further surgery
be discontinued.

We're adjourned. 20-minute
recess for the next case.

We went the extra mile.

There's no need
for this kid to suffer.

There are different
kinds of suffering.

The family's attorney
made a very good point

about this child's pain

in being separated
from his parents.

When you're older,
you'll understand.

That's not something
I want to understand.

Yesterday it was minigolf.

Today it was the laundromat.

I've got a sinus infection

from breathing in
all that fabric softener.

We couldn't kiss because
I was sneezing so hard.

Have you talked to your father?

You don't talk to my father.
You listen.

It's not smart to forbid
you to see Vinnie.

I can see Vinnie
as much as I like,

as long as I drop out of college

and pay my parents back
for my braces.

He's only making things worse.

Absolutely.

Katherine.

That's what happened to us.

What happened?

My father wasn't
exactly bowled over

by Dr. howser.

How did you work it out?

We muddled through somehow.

They eloped.

Really?

Yeah.

That is so cool.

It's hard to imagine you doing
anything that romantic.

We've had our moments, Janine.

I've got a 1:00 with Vinnie

at the Westwood cemetery.

We're meeting behind
Marilyn Monroe's crypt.

How very seductive.

This isn't funny, doogie.

I hate sneaking around.

I feel cheap
and devious and dirty.

I feel cheap
and devious and dirty.

It's wonderful.

You can get right down to it.

No complimenting her
on her outfit...

You were never big
on the social graces.

I'm serious.

I'm really understanding
why people fool around.

Just knowing you could get
caught makes you so...

So...

Horny.

This could be the best thing

that happened to us.

I've seen it in the movies.

The woman has this need to prove

just how much
she'd do for her man.

Ba-da-boom.

Don't get your hopes up.

My hopes have been up
since I was 9.

Vincenzo!

Love petal.

I was going crazy pacing
around my bedroom.

I know, baby.
It's torture being apart.

There's nothing
I wouldn't do for you.

There's nothing
I wouldn't do for you.

Really?

I realize we've been left

with only one alternative.

You don't know how long
I've waited for this.

We have no choice!

No choice whatsoever.

We need to prove
how serious we are.

I'm committed, baby.

So we're going to elope!

Oh, Vincenzo,
I love you so much.

Here it is. Look.

This is the tour d'amour
hotel in Vegas.

Their honeymoon suite

has a heart-shaped hot tub.

And I saw this

in lifestyles of
the rich and famous,

the Elvis Presley love chapel.

Doesn't that sound like a memory

just waiting to happen?

Yeah. Yeah.

This is such an inspired idea.

How'd you think of it?

Well, actually,
it was doogie's idea.

I never said you should elope.

I told you what my parents did.

Look how great that turned out.

Yeah, they gave us you.

Are you happy about this?

Baby, baby, I'm ecstatic.

I'm just a little worried
about the technicalities.

Are we old enough
to get legally married?

18 is the legal age
in 48 states.

Thank you, Mr. almanac.

I'm not sure
you've taken the time

to think this through.

Marriage is
a serious commitment.

Do you want to start
your lives together

at the Elvis Presley
love chapel?

That's typical of you, doogie.

You're not romantic.

You can't understand
that passion

that drives me and Vinnie.

Yeah. It's driving us to Vegas.

We can leave Friday night

after my hair appointment.

I've got to choose my trousseau.

Love you.

Love you, too.

I'm dead.

What do I do now?

Well, I think first
priority's a bachelor party.

Doog, this ain't funny.

You'll have to reason with her.

Well, what do I say? She's
out picking her trousseau.

I don't even know
what a trousseau is.

Just tell her the truth.

Tell her that you're too young,

and too inexperienced,

and this whole idea
of eloping is farcical.

Oh, yeah, she'll
take that real well.

Janine, baby, I love you madly,

but there's no way in hell
I'll marry you.

Maybe it won't be so bad.

There's still the
honeymoon to think of.

Five!

Five lust-filled nights
at the tour d'amour.

Then we'll find some
trailer park somewhere.

Calabasas.

I'll get a job

with my name stitched
on my shirt pocket,

and Janine'll put on
30, 40 pounds,

spend her days cutting
tuna recipes from redbook.

Doog, I think I'm going to cry.

There is an alternative.

Double suicide?

Go and talk to Mr. Stewart.

Single suicide.

Apologize for your misbehavior,

and maybe he'll let you
date Janine again.

Doog, you don't understand.

He won't even see me.
He hates me.

I'll make an appointment
at his office.

We'll go together.

If his toes change color

or if there's
any pain or discomfort,

he needs to come back in.

My parents don't blame
you for what happened.

It's comforting to know

the spirits aren't
holding a grudge against me.

He says if it was meant to be,

god will cure pao.

God will not cure pao.

He needs a surgical
shelving procedure.

That's what will cure him.

Who told you that?

Your 10:00 is here, sir.

O.K. Send him in.

Hello, Mr. Stewart.

It's good of you to see me...

Bill, who do you trust,

me or some snot-nosed
kid out of work?

Bill, please,

don't give me all that
environmentalist crap.

Just listen.

This is quality
oil exploration stock.

The economy's had
the pants scared off it

by the Gulf.

We'll drill in yellowstone
if we have to.

It's a win-win proposition.

O.K. You call me
when you're serious

about making money.

Have a seat.

Is that Richard Nixon?

Yeah.

A very wise man.

Very misunderstood.

So, Dr. howser,
what can I do for you?

You interested in futures?

Well, not mine, exactly.

I'm here on behalf of a friend,

someone familiar to both of us.

Uh, hi, Mr. Stewart.

Gee, you have a nice office.

Susan, get security in here.

Just give me
five minutes of your time.

You should hear me out.

Why don't we all sit...

No, thanks. I'm on a roll.

I realize our relationship

hasn't gotten off
on the best footing.

I want to apologize
to you and Mrs. Stewart...

A beautiful woman by the way...

I know Janine and I are only 18,

but we have real and deep
feelings for each other.

Your daughter loves me,
and I'm devoted to her.

It's too cruel of you

not to let us see each other.

This one.

Now wait a minute.

Mr. Stewart, I love her.

Janine is eloping with Vinnie.

Don't let him in the lobby.

She's making
all the arrangements.

She even picked out
the honeymoon hotel.

Let him go.

Wait outside.

I warn you,
if this is some joke,

I'll fix it so they'll never
see each other again.

Well, no. You can't.

The reality is,
legally, they're adults.

If they wanted to get married
tomorrow, they could.

They don't even
need your permission.

You've turned their relationship

into this romantic
us-against-them.

Instead of getting
what you want,

you're forcing them
to do something desperate.

How do you propose
I get what I want?

You're a businessman.
Cut a deal.

Allow Vinnie to see Janine,

and he promises not to marry
her for, say, 10 years.

Wait a minute. 10 years?

I'll be an old man.

You think my daughter

will stick with him
for 10 years?

She'll be sick
of him in six months.

Then you've got nothing to lose.

It's a win-win proposition.

This really turns my stomach.

But I have limited choices.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That's the nicest thing
he's ever said to me.

He's not such a bad guy.

Nice uniform.

You guys look great in blue.

I gotta hand it to you, doog.
You were brilliant!

In one stroke, you saved
my relationship with Janine,

and rescued me from teenage
marriage and abject poverty.

Well, when I saw that picture of

Richard Nixon in his office,

I knew we were dealing
with no ordinary man.

Yeah, but you know what
I admire about you?

You know how to talk to
people on their own terms.

You didn't waste time
trying to change him,

blabbing away about feelings.

You just figured out the best way
for us to get what we wanted.

I guess that's why
you're a genius.

Not always.

Thanks.

Is that a chicken?

We're prepping pao Yang for surgery, Dr.
Canfield.

Keep talking, Dr. howser.

I started from the premise

that the family was under
some sort of curse.

We talked things out.

I agreed to take part
in this ritual.

We're asking that the family

be absolved of the guilt
from the operation

and that god's anger
fall upon me.

Well, that's very gratifying,

but I don't normally
allow barnyard animals

in my hospital.

It's the only way

we could get
the parents' consent.

It occurred to me
we're wasting our time

trying to change
these people's beliefs.

We had to accept who they are

and to find a way
to work with them.

It's a small price to pay
for a child to walk.

You speak h'mong now?

It's a simple language,

once you get the hang of it.

Now, how long
does this curse last?

There is no curse.

Don't be too sure.

My uncle vito's very
cynical about that stuff.

My aunt tutti put
the evil eye on him.

All his hair fell out.

Every man
in your family is bald.

But he was the first.

I'm telling you, you're
in dangerous territory.

Love petal!

Vinnie, I just
ironed this blouse.

Are you ready?

Where you guys going?

Now that we're public again,

I got to buy Janine dinner.

I can't believe
my father gave in.

What did you say?

Janine, I keep telling you,

I'm an extremely
charming person.

I have a very
persuasive personality.

It was only a matter of time

until he warmed up to me.

Doogie talked to him, didn't he?

He threw in a word or two.

Janine, you think
now that we're legit

that our passion has leaked out?

Shut up. We're late.

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