All language subtitles for Doogie Howser MD s02e23 Doogies Wager.eng

Yes, yes.

I see riches.

I see wealth.

Go, madam dorina, go.

I'm getting incredible energy.

I've never felt a future
that looked so brilliant.

What about college?

What about it?

Am I going to get in?

Your $15 is almost eaten up,

but since you remind me
of my first husband,

I'll throw in
a bonus prediction.

It's coming.

It's coming.

Yes.

There it is.

I definitely see education
beyond high school

in your future.

Oh, thank god.

That could mean anything.

Aerobics classes,
traffic school.

Maybe madam should be
more specific.

Right.

What school?

The name?

Uhh!

Let's see.

I'm not getting the whole name.

It's hazy, but I'm getting
one of the letters,

one of the big letters.

A "v."

"V."

It's more rounded than that.

It's...

A "u."

That's it!

Usc.

I'm in!

90% of schools
begin with "u."

University of...
Fill in the blank.

Excuse me.

But I have a 4:00
in my adjoining salon.

It's here! My acceptance
to usc film school.

You owe madam dorina an apology.

It's kind of thin, Vinnie.

Most acceptance letters
are pretty thick.

There's a lot of information

and forms to fill out.

It's not that thin.

You could put some
small forms in here.

Besides, it's from usc.

They're known for
their thin stationery.

Here.

You do the honors.

Whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute.

Madam dorina sold me this
enchanted rabbit's foot

for 11 bucks.
It was her last one.

You were lucky.

That's the most disgusting thing

I've ever seen,

and I'm a doctor.

This is good.

The acceptances are
starting to roll in.

First... Usc.

I'm still waiting
to hear on ucla,

then California
university of the arts.

To tell you the truth, though,

I'm not sure i
want to go to usc.

It's very smoggy there.

I got delicate sinuses.

No, that's it.

Usc's out.

Well, that's good,
'cause they don't want you

to go there either.

What?

It's going to be a long week.

My Mercury's direct,
and my Venus is in capricorn?

At least it's not retrograde.

Raymond took his high school
equivalency exam.

We're checking his horoscope

to see if he passed.

Do you believe in that stuff?

Of course not. It's
just something to do.

All right!
I passed!

What does it say?

"It's up to you
to strike the right balance.

Take action, but
remain flexible."

Wow. That's...
That's vague.

Vague?

Are you kidding?

You don't know how
to interpret this.

Enlighten me.

When I realized
i wanted to graduate from high school,

I felt unbalanced.

Now I have to strike
the right balance,

which I did,

by passing
my high school equivalency,

which will give me
greater flexibility.

For example, I'm enrolling

in the emergency
medical technician program

here at
the hospital. See?

Balance...

Flexibility.

It's all there.

Mm-hmm.

Well, the placenta's
in a good position,

and there you
can see the head and the spine

and the heart.

The baby's waving at us.

Ha ha ha.

Hi, baby.

Well, you want to know
what the sex is?

Do you want to know?

It doesn't matter to me
what it is

just as long as it's healthy.

It's a boy.

Yes!

Oh, yes!

Hey, little buddy.

It's nice when couples

wait till
they're more mature to have children.

After 12 years of trying,

I cannot believe it's happening.

I'm glad you guys
didn't give up.

You wouldn't let us.

After following your case
for two years,

I want this baby as much as you.

Aren't you getting
emotionally involved with your patients?

Absolutely not.
I'm maintaining

the recommended
professional distance.

If you'll sign here,

you'll agree to pay
for the sonogram

and to name your son doogie.

It's just a standard form.

Let's see if
there's anything from ucla or uni arts.

No! I'll
have a large pie, heavy on the garlic.

Let's wait for Janine.

If I get rejected again,

I'll have a female to cry on.

Ah, pipe down.

University of Wisconsin.

What are they going
to major in, cheese?

I'm down to two schools.

I've only got
a 50-50 chance of getting in.

Your chances aren't
based on the laws of probability.

They're based
on talents and achievements.

That is so unfair.

See? Here it is...

Life beyond your room.

People, pizza...

Doogie.

Wanda?

It was Janine's idea,
doog, honest.

I can't believe this.

Wanda and I haven't
seen each other since we broke up.

And look at her, doog!
She misses you!

Look at that face!

She does look kind of sad.

He looks sad.

Of course he's sad.
He misses you.

I guess
i could go over and say hello.

I'm not saying hello.

This
isn't happening. I'm not ready.

Wanda...

What a pleasant surprise.

Hi, doogie.

Is this beyond
adorable, or what?

So how have
you been? What's up?

Nothing. I got into
the art institute of Chicago.

No big deal.

Oh, sure. Gloat.

That's great.

Your...
your family must be very proud.

Thank you.

Janine, it looks
like everybody got in somewhere

except you and me.

Actually, I got
something from L.A. state college

this morning.

The thick
envelope! The thick

I'm so relieved.

I can defer adulthood
for another four years.

So the cheese stands alone.

Vin,
let's do it. You ready?

You look.

Here's your gas bill,

a letter from grandma delpino,

a Victoria's secret catalog.

That's mine.
It's their spring clearance.

Uh, water bill,

uh, publisher's
clearinghouse sweepstakes,

you just won $10 million.

Uh, ucla.

It's thin! It's thin!

Why don't I just
slit my throat with a pizza wheel?

Take it easy.
You haven't heard from uni arts.

They'll accept you.

Didn't you say
they judge on potential

instead of academic record?

That's you, Vinnie.
You're all potential

and nothing else.

Bless me, father,
for I have sinned.

It's been about five years
since my last confession,

if we're rounding off.

I've committed most of
your major sins

in thought, word, and deed.

Although, between you,
me and him, father,

it's been mostly
thought and word.

I'm still lookin' forward
to the big deed.

But I digress.

I wouldn't be here today
if it wasn't sort of an emergency.

I'm trying to
get into film school,

and I've only got one shot left.

I posses a precocious
if somewhat raw talent,

but these colleges get
so picky about grades and stuff.

So I could use
a little help from, you know,

the big Dean of admissions.

I was wondering if you could
put in a good word for me.

Now, please specify
registrar, uni arts.

It's right off the five,
you can't miss it.

I'd like to help you, my son,

but I'm afraid the faith
doesn't work in that way.

You see, you can't just
sail in out of the blue,

confess,
and expect to receive a favor in return.

Why not?

Because this is a confessional,
not a ready teller.

We must all
prove our worthiness in the eyes of god.

I get ya.

O.K., here you go,
father.

Buy yourself a nice
stained glass window.

No, please, my son.
No, no, no.

You seem to be a soul
in a desperate situation.

Amen to that.

Yeah, well, your answer lies
in living a more prudent and cautious life.

Of course,
we can always affect the future,

but we cannot go back
and undo the past.

In other words,
I'm in deep minestrone.

Well,
i wouldn't underestimate the power of prayer.

Go with god.

Hello? Is there a doorknob
in here or something?

Take it easy.

I'm Brian Hollister.
Where's my wife?

We didn't have time to move her.

What the hell happened?
She's only six months!

The neonatologist is on her way.

Come on, push.

8...9... 10.

You're doing really great.

O.K...

Aah!

Take a deep breath.

Aah!

It's little, but perfect.

What do you got?

About 1,000 grams apgar,
about 3-4.

Oh... Oh...

The boy's got all
10 fingers and toes.

Get him to the neonatal icu.

Is he o.K.?

He's o.K.

Hi, doogie.

Any word about the baby?

I should have told her
to stay in bed

for the last few months
of the pregnancy.

Was it indicated?

Douglas, it was an
unforeseen complication.

It happens.

Dad, this baby's
having severe respiratory problems.

We're worried about infection.

He's got a 50-50 chance
of making it the next 24 hours.

Oh, honey, stop
torturing yourself.

It's a miracle this baby
was conceived at all.

The hollisters won't
get another chance.

With all our medical advances,

the most we can say
to these people is,

"we'll have to wait
and see."

5 years ago, he would
have had a 30-70 chance,

20 years ago, no chance at all.

Son, the glass isn't half empty.

It's half full.

This is it!
Uni arts.

I got in, i know it.

It's all right.
You open it.

O.K., vin, you ready?

I'm ready, I'm ready.

What? No, no, no!
I got in.

It's thick!

I'm sorry, bud,

but you're a freshman.

I got in!

Congratulations.

"We are pleased to inform
you of your acceptance."

Good night, boys.

Well...

The big guy definitely
came through for me.

What?

This absolutely proves
the existence of god.

We're all happy for you,

but I don't think
it means that much.

How else do you explain it?

Yesterday i went to church,

today i get into uni arts.

Cause and effect.

Cause and effect.

You can't prove that.

You can't not prove it.

Besides, I don't
have to prove anything,

'cause it worked.

Even if it didn't,
what else could I do

besides worry and get an ulcer?

What was there to lose?
But it worked.

Thank you, sir.

Hi. This is Dr. howser.

Is there any change
on the Hollister baby?

When did he start
looking cyanotic?

Right, and you
administered surfactant

to the et tube?

Well, if he's on the respirator

and we keep suctioning him...

Right. Yeah, well,
that's all we can do.

Thanks.

Hey!

Just because you can't sleep,

I should get a headache?

You're not...

Here, are you?

Here, not here,

everything is relative.

So, what's on your mind?

Actually, I'm looking
for some answers.

Listen, the answers
you're looking for,

they're not going
to be in any book.

I know.
That's pretty perceptive.

What, you think
they'd give me a poster if I was a dummy?

So talk.

We're taught to cure them.
That's my job.

But what am I supposed to do
when I can't...

When it's 2 A.M. and there's
nothing I can do...

Just wait?

Ah, so you want to
talk about faith.

Faith? I guess so.

You're a man of science.

I've dabbled.

As scientists, we're
taught to think rationally,

logically, cause and effect.

If "a," then "b."

There's no room
for anything else.

And yet it's the mysterious

which stands at
the cradle of true science.

I wrote that when I was 45.

I know. I read it
when I was 9.

Well...
Mr. smarty-pants.

Things were a lot simpler
when I was a kid.

I don't exactly
remember what I believed,

but I believed in something.

I used to lie in my bed
when I had leukemia,

and I remember feeling
like I wasn't alone.

Do you believe in god?

I knew we'd get
around to that sooner or later.

You ever hear
of something called Pascal's wager?

Yeah. Pascal was
a French mathematician.

That's right.

Pretty smart, too.

Of course, you'll notice
he didn't get a poster.

Pascal is very logical,

so he reasons
that we can never really know

if there is a god.

Makes sense, right?

Right.

But... and this
is important...

He figures it's a good bet

to believe there is one.

Why?

Because if it turns out

that there is, indeed,
a supreme being, a god,

well, then we get
all the benefits, right?

Life everlasting,

personal guidance,

enlightenment,

absolution,

mercy.

Maybe even
that little sports car

you've had your eye on, hmm?

Whatever it is
you want, you get.

What if it turns out
there isn't a god?

Nichtis nicht.
Big deal.

You didn't lose anything.

That's exactly what Vinnie said.

You mean that
little weisenheimer

who bounces balls off my head?

Tell him not to.

O.K.

Vinnie and Einstein...

How's the Hollister baby?

Oh, he's less lethargic.

His color and hydration
have improved.

Get some sleep.

Let me guess.

You passed your
high school equivalency.

With flying colors.
You're now looking

at a full-fledged
high school graduate.

That's great.
Congratulations.

Thanks.

I guess it was
your lucky day, huh?

Excuse me?

Your horoscope.

It was in your stars.

Hey, man,
i worked my butt off for this diploma.

The stars
had nothing to do with it.

Uh, I wouldn't do that.

Why not?

Just trust me.

Vinnie, just on an off chance,

have you ever heard
of a guy named Pascal?

Yeah, I think so.

Really?

Ain't he the guy
who'll paint any car any color

for 69.95?

Yeah, that's him...
Earl Pascal.

Yeah. Glad to be
of service, doog.

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