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Get his head up, murph.
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Had dinner at the white spot.
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Had dinner at the white spot.
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I never heard of it.
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I didn't ride over.
I walked over.
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Then what?
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I went to the movies.
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Plaza?
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What movie did you see?
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Western.Western.
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When did you go in?
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7:00.7:00.
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What was the other movie?
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Uh, murder.
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You say you were just
passing through town?
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Yes!
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The gas station owner says
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you wereworking for himtwo months ago.
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I meant... I...
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What are you doing to me?
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Why do you keep lying?
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You're a dead giveaway.
Every time you lie,
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you put your hand to your mouth.
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You're crazy.
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You say you bought it...
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Doogie's phone.
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Vinnie.
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Doog! Where are you?
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The beach party's
full-blown by now.
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The Chevy's washed
and ready to cruise.
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I'm waiting for mcguire
to relieve me,
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and I have to talk
to Raymond's buddy about a medical problem.
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We'll miss the best
part of the party...
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Where i
smear cocoa butter over Janine's belly.
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I can't go right now.
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I'll pick you up
in the Chevy. It'll save time.
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No. My dad said
you are never, ever to drive that car.
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Besides, I don't even know
where the spare keys are.
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You forget i have gypsy blood.
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I'm psychic.
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Watch box, second drawer.
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Vinnie, my dad will kill me.
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Your dad won't know.
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No. I'm telling you...
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Dr. howser, please report
to radiology.
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Dr. howser, to radiology.
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All right, all right.
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25 miles an hour all the way.
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Surface streets only.
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Keep both hands on the wheel
at all times,
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and, Vinnie, please,
please be careful.
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Get your motor runnin'
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head out on the highway
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lookin' for adventure
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and whatever comes our way
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yeah, I gotta
go make it happen
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take the world
in a love embrace
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Hey, uh, pardon me.
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Fire all of the guns
at once and
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Are those bugle boys?
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Explode into space
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I like
smoke and lightnin'
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I like a woman
that doesn't say much.
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Heavy metal thunder
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racin' with the wind...
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Ay!
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Please be o.K.
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Ahh, thank you, thank you.
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Oh, thank you, god.
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Uhh-ayeee!
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Yo, doogie.
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Hey, ray.
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How's it going, buddy?
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Dr. doogie howser,
this is...
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Clayton wilburn,
all-city guard,
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cif playoff mvp,
averaged 31 points a game.
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How's pacific university
treating you?
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I told you, he knows everything.
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How you doing?
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Relax, Clay.
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He's cool.
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Catch you later.
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Listen, uh, this
is between you and me
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and nobody else, right?
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If that's the way you like it.
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Well, it's like this.
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The other day during practice,
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I went up for a rebound.
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Hamilton knocked me on my butt.
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There was a lot of back pain,
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but I couldn't move
my legs. They went numb.
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I went out for 10 or 15 seconds.
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Are you still having pain?
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Some when I'm sitting.
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Is this a serious deal
or just a bruise?
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Well, without tests,
I'd only be guessing.
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Just give me your best guess.
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Well,
it could be something as simple as a bruise,
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or it could be
a disc pushing out
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from between the vertebrae
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or something serious,
like a tumor.
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I strongly suggest
you get some x-rays and an mri.
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O.K., thanks,
but no way.
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Too many people involved.
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Wait. I don't
believe this.
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Why did you come to me
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if you won't do
anything about it?
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I was hoping it would
be something simple,
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something we can keep quiet.
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The pros find out,
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that's going to knock me
down in the draft.
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I can't take
that kind of a chance.
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I can't let you just leave.
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Yes, you can.
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This was off the record.
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That was our deal.
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You gave me advice.
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I'm thanking you for it.
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Clayton, wait.
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This is as far as
it goes. You got it?
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Hey, doog.
I've been thinking.
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Rather than
take the Chevy to the beach...
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You know
how salt water wrecks the paint...
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Let's take the Volvo.
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What did you do to the car?
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Well, the good news
is I wasn't hurt.
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What did you do to the car?
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A piano fell on it.
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Yeah, right.
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What, did you
take a detour through the Hollywood bowl?
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That was a good one.
You had me going.
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A piano fell on it.
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I'm serious.
I ran into a truck,
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and a piano rolled off.
The front end is lunched.
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Luckily, the tow truck guy
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said it wasn't totaled.
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You're not mad, are you?
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Now, doog,
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the only good part left
is I wasn't hurt.
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Don't go and spoil that.
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You know, you could
be tried as an adult.
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You're looking at hard time.
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Good, good.
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Get it out, man.
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Very therapeutic.
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A piano destroyed the Chevy?
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Destroyed is really inaccurate.
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Damaged, mom.
Damaged.
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It's only $2,000 for the car
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and a mere $500 for the piano.
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Your father's going to go
through the roof.
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Dad doesn't have to know.
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Of course he does.
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The insurance company
will contact him.
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That's the beauty
and simplicity of the whole thing.
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We don't have to inform
the insurance company.
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We only need your approval
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to let me take the money
out of my trust.
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And I, being the guilty party
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but also the gentleman
that I am,
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have agreed to work
nights and weekends
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to repay my debt.
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Oh, I don't know, guys.
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Mom, we've already
learned our lesson.
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We don't need dad
hammering us on the head.
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He doesn't need to know.
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Mom, please.
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Dad will be so
disappointed in me.
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Maybe he won't notice
the car's not here.
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Hi.
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Doog... You're home.
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Where's the Chevy?
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Um, it's... it's...
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It's not exactly here.
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Um...
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It's being completely detailed.
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A two-day job.
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It's more like three days.
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They're using q-tips
and toothbrushes
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to clean out every
nook and cranny.
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And that car...
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Jeez, it's practically overrun
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with nook and crannies.
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I'm glad you're taking
such good care
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of your vehicle.
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What's up?
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I need to get ahold
of your pal Clayton.
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He shouldn't play basketball.
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He can make his own decisions.
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I'm really
uncomfortable about this.
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I should talk to his parents
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or his coach, or someone.
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You can't do that, man.
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Basketball is Clay's whole life.
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Well, he's being stupid.
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You don't risk your life
on a sport.
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You don't get it, do you?
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It's not just a sport.
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It's his ticket out.
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His ticket out
could be a wheelchair.
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How could he risk that?
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There's no choice here.
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I know what it's like
coming from that,
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and it's no life.
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Don't mess this up for him.
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Hello?
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Hello.
Is this Dr. howser?
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Yes.
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This is norm down at
the body shop.
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Your little friend
smashed up that Chevy pretty good,
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but I finally found
a windshield.
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30-year-old parts
are hard to come by.
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Hello?
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I... i don't doubt that.
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We're getting away with...
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The perfect crime.
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No one will ever know.
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And you know why?
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Attention to every detail.
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Absolutely.
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Covered every base,
didn't miss a beat.
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Our deviousness
is definitely maturing.
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That's not my car.
My car's blue.
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W-w-wait a minute.
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Hold on just a second.
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This is not my car.
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W-where is my car?
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Yep, it's yours, all right.
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They defaced its color.
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I should warn you...
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I'm and extremely
litigious young man.
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That's cool.
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I don't know what that means.
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There must have been
some big, big hugemistake.
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Look, they just told me
to deliver it.
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Here it is.
Here's your work order.
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It says red paint.
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My ride's waiting.
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Have a nice day.
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O.K., o.K., o.K.
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We can think of something.
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Uh...
A car cover?
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Quick-drying
spray paint?
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No, no.
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H-how about, uh...
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A double suicide.
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What is this?
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Surprise!
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Come on, doogie.
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Surprise!
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What happened?
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You know, Dr. h,
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how under Rembrandt's
painting night watch
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there's another painting?
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They found it with
those infra-red gizmos?
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Well, the dude at the car place
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started rubbing with
that buffing machine,
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and he noticed that some
of that cheap blue paint
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started coming off.
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He saw the original
color under it,
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so we had the entire thing
repainted tomato red.
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Surprise!
Surprise!
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You know something?
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I think it looks better.
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Doesn't it?
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Very fifties.
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Did you know my original
'57 Chevy was red?
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That's exactly why we did it.
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00:13:34,094 --> 00:13:35,061
Uh-huh.
270
00:13:35,062 --> 00:13:41,066
This really is
a wonderful surprise.
271
00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:42,268
Uh...
272
00:13:43,403 --> 00:13:46,238
You know, a colleague of mine
273
00:13:46,239 --> 00:13:49,441
is having all kinds
of terrible problems
274
00:13:49,442 --> 00:13:50,722
with his teenage sons.
275
00:13:50,723 --> 00:13:54,380
On my way home i was thinking...
276
00:13:54,381 --> 00:13:55,720
How lucky I am
277
00:13:55,721 --> 00:13:59,184
to have such a solid,
honest relationship
278
00:13:59,185 --> 00:14:01,021
with you, Douglas.
279
00:14:02,222 --> 00:14:06,717
And Vincent...
You are becoming
280
00:14:06,718 --> 00:14:10,262
quite a remarkable
young man yourself.
281
00:14:10,263 --> 00:14:13,033
I am a lucky, lucky man.
282
00:14:22,723 --> 00:14:25,722
The car looks damn good.
283
00:14:31,618 --> 00:14:33,052
He bought it.
284
00:14:33,053 --> 00:14:35,054
It's the perfect crime, doog,
285
00:14:35,055 --> 00:14:37,624
and no one will be the wiser.
286
00:14:39,025 --> 00:14:40,723
Possible spinal cord injury.
287
00:14:40,724 --> 00:14:42,394
Partial paralysis.
288
00:14:42,395 --> 00:14:44,496
Patient's conscious,
vital signs stable.
289
00:14:44,497 --> 00:14:46,398
We got it over the radio.
290
00:14:46,399 --> 00:14:48,367
Let's get him into number two.
291
00:14:48,368 --> 00:14:50,169
We're going to
take care of you, Clay.
292
00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:51,603
Ready? 1... 2... 3.
293
00:14:51,604 --> 00:14:52,539
Watch out.
294
00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:53,719
I got it.
295
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:57,076
Let's get emergency
neck and spinal x-rays
296
00:14:57,077 --> 00:14:58,719
and an mri.
297
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,717
Clay, do you feel this?
298
00:15:00,718 --> 00:15:02,282
No, nothing.
299
00:15:07,353 --> 00:15:08,717
It's called spinal stenosis.
300
00:15:08,718 --> 00:15:11,717
It's a congenital narrowing
of the spinal canal.
301
00:15:11,718 --> 00:15:13,192
You've also developed
spondylolisthesis,
302
00:15:13,193 --> 00:15:15,717
which aggravates
the instability of your spine.
303
00:15:15,718 --> 00:15:18,230
You were paralyzed
a lot longer this time.
304
00:15:18,231 --> 00:15:20,716
The next time
could be permanent.
305
00:15:20,717 --> 00:15:24,336
So I can forget
about basketball, right?
306
00:15:24,337 --> 00:15:26,171
I'm sorry, Clay.
307
00:15:26,172 --> 00:15:29,608
I know how much
turning pro meant to you.
308
00:15:29,609 --> 00:15:33,278
Your college won't
yank your scholarship for a year.
309
00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:36,315
You can prove
you belong there as a student.
310
00:15:36,316 --> 00:15:38,050
Well, just think about it.
311
00:15:38,051 --> 00:15:39,451
With a college degree,
312
00:15:39,452 --> 00:15:41,520
you could find another way out.
313
00:15:41,521 --> 00:15:42,719
He's right, man.
314
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,356
What are you talking about?
315
00:15:44,357 --> 00:15:46,358
You didn't even graduate
high school,
316
00:15:46,359 --> 00:15:48,717
so don't give me
that academic crap.
317
00:15:48,718 --> 00:15:51,563
Hey, I know what I didn't do,
318
00:15:51,564 --> 00:15:53,365
but I'm not giving up.
319
00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:55,668
I've been going to night school.
320
00:15:57,203 --> 00:15:58,470
Get out of here.
321
00:15:58,471 --> 00:15:59,538
It's true.
322
00:15:59,539 --> 00:16:03,109
I'm going to get
my high school diploma.
323
00:16:04,718 --> 00:16:08,213
Yeah, homie,
i might even go to a sock hop.
324
00:16:08,214 --> 00:16:10,719
I'll check on you later, Clay.
325
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,119
Come on, let's get
these legs working.
326
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,420
All right.
327
00:16:15,421 --> 00:16:18,423
It's not the end
of the world, Clay.
328
00:16:18,424 --> 00:16:20,723
We could do homework together.
329
00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:22,724
You'd probably cheat off me.
330
00:16:22,725 --> 00:16:24,429
Well, I got to.
331
00:16:24,430 --> 00:16:26,718
You're a college boy now.
332
00:16:31,304 --> 00:16:35,641
Doogie.
Are you all right?
333
00:16:35,642 --> 00:16:38,720
I feel like the biggest
hypocrite in the world.
334
00:16:38,721 --> 00:16:41,246
I told a guy to face the truth
335
00:16:41,247 --> 00:16:44,483
when I'm involved
in the most humongous lie ever told.
336
00:16:44,484 --> 00:16:47,186
Did you ever lie to your father?
337
00:16:47,187 --> 00:16:49,588
Not with great success.
338
00:16:49,589 --> 00:16:51,657
My father would
look me in the eye
339
00:16:51,658 --> 00:16:53,725
and say "Mary Margaret
spaulding."
340
00:16:53,726 --> 00:16:57,663
I'd hear the word "Margaret"
and spill my guts.
341
00:16:57,664 --> 00:17:00,725
Any chance your middle
name is Margaret?
342
00:17:00,726 --> 00:17:02,302
Then you're home free.
343
00:17:04,304 --> 00:17:06,371
I wish I was like Vinnie.
344
00:17:06,372 --> 00:17:09,608
Lying just rolls off his back.
345
00:17:09,609 --> 00:17:12,716
No. No. No more, please.
346
00:17:12,717 --> 00:17:14,725
I don't know, I tell you.
347
00:17:14,726 --> 00:17:17,717
I wasn't there.
I wasn't born yet.
348
00:17:17,718 --> 00:17:19,418
Get his head up, murph.
349
00:17:19,419 --> 00:17:22,722
You say you washed up
and met doogie at Wanda's.
350
00:17:22,723 --> 00:17:25,224
The hospital, I tell you.
351
00:17:25,225 --> 00:17:26,717
You drove the Chevy.
352
00:17:26,718 --> 00:17:29,261
I didn't drive.
I walked over.
353
00:17:29,262 --> 00:17:30,723
Then what?
354
00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:32,631
We went to the beach.
355
00:17:32,632 --> 00:17:34,032
Sunset beach?
356
00:17:34,033 --> 00:17:35,500
No. Yes.
357
00:17:35,501 --> 00:17:37,035
You drove the Chevy.
358
00:17:37,036 --> 00:17:40,339
I don't...
We took the Volvo.
359
00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:43,275
An hour ago you told us
you took your car.
360
00:17:43,276 --> 00:17:47,279
I meant... what are you
trying to do to me?
361
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:50,482
Why do you keep lying?
You're a dead giveaway.
362
00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:53,725
Every time you lie, you put
your hand to your face.
363
00:17:53,726 --> 00:17:56,588
I don't know what
you're talking about.
364
00:17:56,589 --> 00:17:58,657
- You drove the Chevy.
- I did not!
365
00:17:58,658 --> 00:18:01,159
I did not. I did not.
366
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:04,726
I did not. I did not.
367
00:18:15,726 --> 00:18:18,378
Dad, can i talk to you?
368
00:18:28,717 --> 00:18:31,557
Dr. h., can we talk?
369
00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:37,362
I explained to him
i had explicit instructions
370
00:18:37,363 --> 00:18:39,721
he was never to drive my car.
371
00:18:39,722 --> 00:18:42,067
You know how
persuasive Vinnie is.
372
00:18:42,068 --> 00:18:44,236
I'd never go against your will,
373
00:18:44,237 --> 00:18:47,239
but doogie, with that
genius mind of his,
374
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,241
took over my normal brain
375
00:18:49,242 --> 00:18:51,722
and persuaded me to
drive against my will.
376
00:18:51,723 --> 00:18:55,080
He was flirting with some
cheap-looking girl.
377
00:18:55,081 --> 00:18:57,582
I spotted
an apple-cheeked old lady.
378
00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:59,551
With his hormones yacking away,
379
00:18:59,552 --> 00:19:02,187
he failed to see he was driving
380
00:19:02,188 --> 00:19:04,156
into the back of a Van.
381
00:19:04,157 --> 00:19:07,059
The piano rolled out
and smashed the hood.
382
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:10,095
And when it came back
the wrong color,
383
00:19:10,096 --> 00:19:13,231
doogie's genius came up
with a brilliant alibi.
384
00:19:13,232 --> 00:19:15,267
When it came back red,
385
00:19:15,268 --> 00:19:17,269
Vinnie jumped in
with another lie,
386
00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:19,271
but despite what he did,
387
00:19:19,272 --> 00:19:21,206
I take full responsibility.
388
00:19:21,207 --> 00:19:22,716
I take full responsibility,
389
00:19:22,717 --> 00:19:27,245
despite what doogie
forced me to do.
390
00:19:27,246 --> 00:19:30,722
I know you boys decided
to come forward separately
391
00:19:30,723 --> 00:19:32,351
because of the discrepancies
392
00:19:32,352 --> 00:19:34,722
in the details of the incident.
393
00:19:34,723 --> 00:19:36,719
What did you tell him?
394
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,719
The truth.
What did you tell him?
395
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,294
The truth...
As I remembered it...
396
00:19:42,295 --> 00:19:43,719
With a few embellishments.
397
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,719
The important thing is
that nobody was hurt.
398
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:51,720
And if there is one thing
that I want both of you
399
00:19:51,721 --> 00:19:53,719
to learn from this,
400
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:57,409
it's that you can
come to me with anything.
401
00:19:57,410 --> 00:19:59,344
I might've yelled for a while,
402
00:19:59,345 --> 00:20:02,347
but that would've ended
in a couple of hours.
403
00:20:02,348 --> 00:20:06,118
You could've avoided
a lot of stress and guilt.
404
00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:07,386
Well, I'll tell you this.
405
00:20:07,387 --> 00:20:10,490
We will never, ever lie again.
406
00:20:12,058 --> 00:20:13,158
Probably.
407
00:20:13,159 --> 00:20:15,660
One good thing came out of this.
408
00:20:15,661 --> 00:20:18,717
I love the new color of the car.
409
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:22,535
That's why I told norm
to paint it red.
410
00:20:24,337 --> 00:20:28,573
I intercepted a call
from the body shop.
411
00:20:28,574 --> 00:20:30,642
You lied to us?
412
00:20:30,643 --> 00:20:32,725
You jerked us around?
413
00:20:32,726 --> 00:20:35,721
I loved watching
your mind work, Vincent.
414
00:20:35,722 --> 00:20:38,383
"Surprise, surprise!"
415
00:20:38,384 --> 00:20:41,553
I had to bite my lip
to keep from laughing.
416
00:20:41,554 --> 00:20:42,724
What a sleazebag.
417
00:20:42,725 --> 00:20:44,423
Congratulations, Dr. h.
418
00:20:44,424 --> 00:20:47,720
I didn't think
you had it in you.
419
00:20:54,534 --> 00:20:57,716
David, it's almost
time for dinner.
420
00:20:57,717 --> 00:21:00,272
Well, you can't be too careful.
421
00:21:00,273 --> 00:21:04,576
A wreck can cause all kinds
of unseen problems,
422
00:21:04,577 --> 00:21:08,580
but she came through
with flying colors.
423
00:21:08,581 --> 00:21:11,650
Come on. You'd better
get washed up.
424
00:21:11,651 --> 00:21:12,718
Katherine...
425
00:21:12,719 --> 00:21:15,587
I've been waiting all day.
426
00:21:15,588 --> 00:21:17,022
Doesn't the third member
427
00:21:17,023 --> 00:21:18,523
of this little conspiracy
428
00:21:18,524 --> 00:21:20,559
have something to say to me?
429
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:21,717
Yeah.
430
00:21:21,718 --> 00:21:23,228
Lighten up.
431
00:21:23,229 --> 00:21:25,630
Katherine, you lied to me.
432
00:21:25,631 --> 00:21:28,100
Oh, David, do you know
how much grief
433
00:21:28,101 --> 00:21:31,269
I've spared you
over the years covering for doogie?
434
00:21:31,270 --> 00:21:33,238
You've deceived me before?
435
00:21:33,239 --> 00:21:37,717
Know your prize
hole-in-one golf ball on the mantel?
436
00:21:37,718 --> 00:21:39,211
That's not it.
437
00:21:39,212 --> 00:21:41,717
Doogie flushed the original
down the toilet
438
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:44,616
when he was 5.
439
00:21:44,617 --> 00:21:49,554
Remember the gray suit
you had custom-made in London,
440
00:21:49,555 --> 00:21:52,457
and I told you
the cleaners lost it?
441
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:55,127
Doogie and Vinnie
spray-painted it black
442
00:21:55,128 --> 00:21:56,595
to play Zorro.
443
00:21:56,596 --> 00:21:59,297
I looked damn good in that suit.
444
00:21:59,298 --> 00:22:00,719
Want me to stop now
445
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:04,721
or tell you
what really happened to your tropical fish?
446
00:22:04,722 --> 00:22:08,725
Don't tell me they didn't
die of natural causes.
447
00:22:08,775 --> 00:22:13,325
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