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Aren't you glad to see me?
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Oh, Dennis, I think people know.
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They know, I tell you!
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Young doctors.
I love this show.
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Tina is having
Dr. Hunt's baby,
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but some people think
it's reverend Smith's,
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although it could be Blake's...
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Or it could be that
carnival barker.
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He was so cute.
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Be quiet.
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His girlfriend plays Heather.
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I'm trying to watch.
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That can't be her real hair.
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I had a Datsun that color once.
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Tomorrow, you could
be mine forever.
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Oh, Dennis...
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Quench my desires.
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Quench my desires?
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Who says crap like that?
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Bad writing, great acting.
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Kiss me.
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Give me one kiss to get me
through the night.
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That kiss could get her
through the decade.
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She slipped him the tongue.
Can they do that?
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His stethoscope's
going to be hanging on her bed post.
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It can't get steamier than that.
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Oh, sure.
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They're probably rehearsing
an even hotter scene now.
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How many times
do they rehearse stuff like that?
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Until they get it right.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Hi, Dr. howser.
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Hi, Lisa.
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I'm glad you ran into me.
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I just wanted to tell you
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how much I enjoyed
your lecture in X-ray anatomy.
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Oh, good.
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Great.
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I enjoyed
your question afterward.
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I was wondering if you might
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recommend some
reference material.
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I've read the suggested books,
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and I noticed
others in the hospital library.
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Sure, I can help you,
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and tomorrow,
you can be mine forever.
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Darling...
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Quench my desires.
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You have a way
with words, darling.
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Kiss me.
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Just give me one kiss
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that'll get me
through the night.
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Oh...
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Douglas.
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Dr. howser?
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Dr. howser?
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Huh?
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Oh, sure. Sure.
I'll make you a list
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so you can quench your
thirst for knowledge, so to speak.
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Thank you,
Dr. howser.
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Big trouble.
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Now let me go over the facts.
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She's a nursing student,
gorgeous, attracted to you,
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and you're definitely
knocked out by her.
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Why aren't I seeing
a smile on this face?
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Because of this face.
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Doog, she's a nursing student.
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You know what they do.
They give men baths.
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She's got to practice
somewhere... maybe you.
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I love Wanda, but i
have this incredible desire to see Lisa.
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I don't know what to do.
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Wrong guy to ask.
I have no scruples.
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You'd ask her out.
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Does the pope wear a fancy hat?
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You only go out with Janine.
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I'm an unscrupulous guy
with no opportunities.
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Are you going to date Wanda
the rest of your life?
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Test the waters.
I'd test them,
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except nobody wants me
in their waters.
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Vinnie, I need some help here.
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O.K.
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Do what I do
when I'm faced with a decision.
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Throw a dart.
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If you hit
the bull's-eye,
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bam! Take her out.
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Here. Go ahead
and give it a shot.
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Wow.
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Bad omen.
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It was right after lunch.
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I was coming down the grapevine
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when it started kicking in.
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Thought it was that burrito
at dinah's kitchen.
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You could caulk a bathtub
with those babies.
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Any nausea?
Plenty.
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Have you had anything
like this before?
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A few weeks ago,
but it went away.
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I'll get Webber on the horn
and draw blood.
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Mrs. Lester,
it's just a partial small bowel obstruction.
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Nothing dangerous.
I'd like to admit him to run tests.
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We'll go from there.
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Thank god!
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Everything's going
to be just fine, sugar plum.
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I thought it was
something terrible.
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I had to help him
out of the truck.
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He works hard
and has to drive so many miles.
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I'm relieved it's
nothing serious.
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I don't know what
I'd do without him.
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We'll take good care
of him, Mrs. Lester.
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Big, big trouble.
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You seem a little pensive, son.
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Anything up?
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Oh, it's...
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It's Vinnie.
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I'm worried about him.
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He and Janine have been
going steady six months,
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and they do nothing
but see just each other.
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It doesn't seem healthy.
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Well, I don't know.
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Vincent seems to be
much more mature since he's been with Janine.
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Also more scarce.
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Much calmer,
more self-assured.
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It's been good for him.
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Yeah, maybe you're right.
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You're
so worried about Vinnie and Janine.
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What about you and Wanda?
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Exactly. We've been going
together way over a year.
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Something like 473 days.
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Maybe we're getting too serious.
What do you think?
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Your situation is
a little different than Vinnie's.
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His whole time is
spent socializing.
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He has more of
a variety of people to choose from.
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Absolutely. Whereas I,
on the other hand,
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with much less time
to socialize,
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am being presented with
a much smaller mix.
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Don't get us wrong, doogie.
We love Wanda.
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Me, too.
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Say I were to meet someone
and ask her out.
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That would be good for me.
What do you think?
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Yes, yes.
Before your mother and I got engaged,
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I dated quite frequently.
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Quite frequently, hmm?
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Well, more frequently
than less frequently.
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Maybe frequently
is the wrong word here.
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Look, I got to run.
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Thanks, mom, dad,
for your always sound advice.
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Next term looks tough.
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I hear mckeon
for cardiovascular physiology is murder.
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On the other hand,
carlin is a flake.
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What do you think?
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Um...
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There's something
really important i want to ask you.
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Dr. howser.
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So, what did you want to ask me?
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Do you want a grade
or a challenge?
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A challenge is good,
don't you think, Dr. canfield?
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Yes, indeed. A challenge
is a good thing in life...
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Dr. howser.
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Being a freshman,
I'd like a good start,
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but I'd also like
to find out if...
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My floor.
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Lisa, wait.
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Will you go out
with me tomorrow night?
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Yes, of course.
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I'd love to.
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Cool.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Yes.
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The lower gi x-rays
confirm what I thought.
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Regional enteritis...
Crohn's disease.
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It's an inflammation
of the intestines.
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I want to get
the right treatment going.
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I'm going to start you
on azulfidine.
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Hopefully, you should be
home within a few days.
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That's great.
I'm going to call the kids.
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You do that, baby.
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Then I'm going to the cafeteria.
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It reminds me of high school.
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Bye-bye, sugar plum.
Miss you.
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Not as much as I'm
going to miss you.
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I'll be all right, huh?
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Yeah.
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Roy, flare-ups
in your condition
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are often caused
by stress and anxiety.
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How are things
with you... home,
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job?
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Stress?
Are you kidding?
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Things couldn't be better.
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Great home, great job.
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Life's one humongous
bowl of cherries for Roy Lester.
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Honey?
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Sweetcake, what are
you doing here?
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I was so worried about you.
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Honey, say hello
to Dr. howser here.
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Oh, hi.
I'm Mrs. Roy Lester.
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You're Mrs. Roy Lester.
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The one and only.
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Boy, what a surprise!
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It's a big surprise,
isn't it, doc?
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Yeah, a surprise.
Very surprising.
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Marge, you didn't have
to come from sacramento.
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Told you it was
no big deal, honeypot.
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A wife's got to be
with her husband.
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But the doc was just
about to examine me.
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Yes, examining,
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and right now is a good
time to do it.
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I'm just glad to see
you're all right.
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I'll get a bite
at the cafeteria.
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You do that, honey.
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I didn't eat anything
all the way down here.
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No, no, no!
Not the cafeteria.
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They're washing
the floors... real slippery.
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Visit our unique gift shop.
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They have coffee mugs.
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Might find one
that says, "i love sacramento."
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Anyway, there's
ample browsing pleasure down there.
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A coffee mug for me,
stuff for the kids,
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and a copy of
guns and ammo for my honey.
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That was your wife?
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And the one in
the cafeteria was...
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You have two wives,
like together?
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Just calm down.
It's just one of those things.
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Just one of those things?
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I was dating two women
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at the ends of
my trucking route...
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Marge in sacramento,
joanne in L.A.
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Joanne and I started
getting serious.
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I asked her to marry me.
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When I went to tell Marge,
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I started hinting
maybe we should break it off,
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and she started crying.
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Well, I just can't
take sobbing, so...
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So you did the natural thing.
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You married both of them.
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Look, it's like this.
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When I stare into
those beautiful brown eyes,
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or beautiful blue eyes,
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depending
on which face I'm staring into,
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I just get all silly,
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but it's not like
I'm a womanizer, doc.
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I'm totally faithful
to both of them.
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You have families with both?
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Oh, yeah, wonderful families.
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Just nuts about them.
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Just look at those faces, doc.
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That's Betty, Angie,
and Roy Jr.,
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and that's Ronny and Becky
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and Roy Jr.
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Two Roy jrs.?
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I just couldn't resist.
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Just such a darn good name.
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A lot of men have two wives
in their lifetime.
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You just chose
to do it simultaneously.
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I know what I did was wrong,
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but I love every one
of these people.
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You've got to help me, doc.
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Help you?
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You said
my condition was serious,
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that I shouldn't aggravate it.
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00:14:02,630 --> 00:14:04,331
Please.
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All right.
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00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:12,272
I'll set up separate
visiting schedules for each one,
262
00:14:12,273 --> 00:14:15,809
and any visitor will
have to check through me,
263
00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:18,211
but I'll do my best.
264
00:14:18,212 --> 00:14:20,613
Thanks a heap, doc.
Thanks a heap.
265
00:14:20,614 --> 00:14:24,350
You're telling me this guy
has a spare wife?
266
00:14:24,351 --> 00:14:26,753
I'm not much better
than this joker.
267
00:14:26,754 --> 00:14:28,865
Come on, doog, ease up.
268
00:14:28,866 --> 00:14:31,191
The dude's married to two women.
269
00:14:31,192 --> 00:14:33,560
You're not even married to one.
270
00:14:33,561 --> 00:14:35,728
No, but I'm cheating on her.
271
00:14:35,729 --> 00:14:37,861
You're not even lying to her.
272
00:14:37,862 --> 00:14:41,860
You're just not giving her
all the incriminating information
273
00:14:41,861 --> 00:14:44,862
she would need to think
you're lying to her.
274
00:14:44,863 --> 00:14:46,860
Forget film school.
Go law.
275
00:14:46,861 --> 00:14:52,212
Doog, you're 17, unattached.
276
00:14:52,213 --> 00:14:53,860
You have the inalienable
male right
277
00:14:53,861 --> 00:14:56,349
to play the field like a banjo.
278
00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:58,651
You got a hot babe
drooling over you,
279
00:14:58,652 --> 00:15:01,354
and you're not lying to Wanda.
280
00:15:01,355 --> 00:15:04,558
Yeah, you're right.
You are right.
281
00:15:11,765 --> 00:15:13,766
Hello.
282
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:15,863
Hmm. Ahem. Hi, Wanda.
283
00:15:15,864 --> 00:15:18,863
Yeah. G-go out tonight?
284
00:15:18,864 --> 00:15:20,861
Isn't it...
Isn't it a school night?
285
00:15:20,862 --> 00:15:23,865
Well, um...
286
00:15:23,866 --> 00:15:25,860
Oh, I almost forgot.
287
00:15:25,861 --> 00:15:27,747
Vinnie and I are
doing something.
288
00:15:27,748 --> 00:15:28,861
Yeah.
289
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:32,285
What are... what are we doing?
290
00:15:32,286 --> 00:15:33,867
We are... we're going...
291
00:15:33,868 --> 00:15:35,588
What is that?
292
00:15:35,589 --> 00:15:36,865
Hockey!
293
00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:38,861
Hockey. Hockey.
294
00:15:38,862 --> 00:15:41,227
Hockey. We're going
to a kings game.
295
00:15:41,228 --> 00:15:43,860
I've been planning it
for months.
296
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:47,867
You bet. O.K.
Oh, I miss you, too.
297
00:15:47,868 --> 00:15:51,738
Yeah. I love you.
298
00:15:51,739 --> 00:15:53,573
O.K. Bye.
299
00:15:53,574 --> 00:15:56,676
- Now I did it.
- And did it good.
300
00:15:56,677 --> 00:15:58,859
I'm damn proud of you.
301
00:16:01,864 --> 00:16:04,861
Your look when you bit
into that haggis...
302
00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:07,520
At least i ate mine.
303
00:16:07,521 --> 00:16:11,792
The next Scottish
restaurant we go to will be McDonald's.
304
00:16:14,295 --> 00:16:17,330
I had a really
good time, doogie.
305
00:16:17,331 --> 00:16:19,799
Yeah. I did, too.
306
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,469
So, how about tomorrow night?
307
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,506
Uh...
308
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:27,674
Yeah, sure.
309
00:16:27,675 --> 00:16:29,175
That would be great.
310
00:16:29,176 --> 00:16:30,576
That's a relief.
311
00:16:30,577 --> 00:16:33,379
You see, I was kind
of seeing somebody
312
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:35,481
when you asked me out.
313
00:16:35,482 --> 00:16:38,418
I told him, and we broke up.
314
00:16:38,419 --> 00:16:42,862
Anyway, it wouldn't
be right to go out behind his back.
315
00:16:42,863 --> 00:16:44,824
No, of course.
316
00:16:44,825 --> 00:16:48,866
It didn't matter,
because I knew we'd hit it off,
317
00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:50,497
and we did.
318
00:16:51,864 --> 00:16:55,864
I'm just glad
there's a future here.
319
00:16:57,571 --> 00:17:00,207
You make me happy, doogie.
320
00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:04,866
Are you all right?
321
00:17:06,861 --> 00:17:10,250
Yeah.
It's the haggis.
322
00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:29,503
Well...
323
00:17:30,437 --> 00:17:31,861
See you tomorrow night.
324
00:17:31,862 --> 00:17:33,640
Yeah.
325
00:17:39,713 --> 00:17:43,483
I'm going to
have a consultation with Dr. Webber at 3:00.
326
00:17:43,484 --> 00:17:46,186
Then we should
know more about...
327
00:17:47,821 --> 00:17:51,324
Let me see if he's through
with his endoscopy.
328
00:17:51,325 --> 00:17:53,326
See him in 15 minutes.
329
00:17:53,327 --> 00:17:54,294
15 minutes?
330
00:17:54,295 --> 00:17:57,397
15 minutes would be great.
331
00:17:57,398 --> 00:17:59,399
Mrs. Lester,
you're early.
332
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,533
I am?
333
00:18:00,534 --> 00:18:03,862
You can only see Roy
for five minutes now.
334
00:18:03,863 --> 00:18:05,438
All right,
Dr. howser.
335
00:18:05,439 --> 00:18:09,861
He still has to have
a lower endoscopy and a ct.
336
00:18:09,862 --> 00:18:11,444
Just five minutes.
337
00:18:11,445 --> 00:18:12,858
Great?
338
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,861
Great.
339
00:18:14,862 --> 00:18:16,483
Great.
340
00:18:19,286 --> 00:18:22,189
Uh, 13 minutes.
341
00:18:25,692 --> 00:18:26,867
O.K., this is nuts.
342
00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:29,867
Now I've got joanne
in the flower shop
343
00:18:29,868 --> 00:18:32,867
and Marge looking at
babies in the nursery.
344
00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:34,867
The endoscopy showed
severe inflammation.
345
00:18:34,868 --> 00:18:38,671
Your condition is worse,
and I am a wreck.
346
00:18:38,672 --> 00:18:40,673
You've got to tell them.
347
00:18:40,674 --> 00:18:41,865
I can't.
348
00:18:41,866 --> 00:18:44,477
If you don't,
I'll slice you open.
349
00:18:44,478 --> 00:18:47,280
O.K., look, you've got
two problems here.
350
00:18:47,281 --> 00:18:49,515
One is legal, the other medical.
351
00:18:49,516 --> 00:18:52,485
If one doesn't get you,
the other will.
352
00:18:52,486 --> 00:18:55,866
Do it for your health
and your future.
353
00:18:55,867 --> 00:18:58,792
It's time to face
the music, Roy.
354
00:19:01,865 --> 00:19:04,497
Yeah.
355
00:19:04,498 --> 00:19:07,266
O.K. Maybe
you're right, doc.
356
00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:10,303
I'll...
I'll tell joanne.
357
00:19:10,304 --> 00:19:13,172
No, I... Maybe Marge.
358
00:19:13,173 --> 00:19:14,540
No, uh...
359
00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:15,864
What about joanne?
360
00:19:15,865 --> 00:19:17,863
You want me to pick?
361
00:19:17,864 --> 00:19:19,512
O.K. All right.
Marge.
362
00:19:19,513 --> 00:19:20,863
I married joanne first.
363
00:19:20,864 --> 00:19:23,866
It's only fair that
i stay with her.
364
00:19:23,867 --> 00:19:27,253
Wait. You're not going
to tell them both?
365
00:19:27,254 --> 00:19:29,555
And lose everything?
Are you crazy?
366
00:19:29,556 --> 00:19:31,457
I'm just going to divorce one.
367
00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:33,865
Well, it's a start.
368
00:19:39,863 --> 00:19:42,468
Hi, doogie.
I'm ready.
369
00:19:42,469 --> 00:19:45,505
Hi. Can we sit down
and talk?
370
00:19:45,506 --> 00:19:46,864
Sure.
371
00:19:54,815 --> 00:19:56,782
How do I say this?
372
00:19:56,783 --> 00:19:58,384
Say what?
373
00:19:58,385 --> 00:20:00,553
Listen...
374
00:20:00,554 --> 00:20:02,288
I really like you,
375
00:20:02,289 --> 00:20:04,867
and I've never had
a better first date,
376
00:20:04,868 --> 00:20:08,628
but there was something
i should have told you
377
00:20:08,629 --> 00:20:10,630
before that great first date,
378
00:20:10,631 --> 00:20:13,862
so I might as well say it now.
379
00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:18,238
I'm going with someone.
380
00:20:22,809 --> 00:20:24,443
Is this a joke?
381
00:20:24,444 --> 00:20:25,859
No.
382
00:20:30,784 --> 00:20:33,865
Why... why didn't
you tell me?
383
00:20:36,223 --> 00:20:38,324
Because...
384
00:20:38,325 --> 00:20:40,693
I... i was chicken.
385
00:20:40,694 --> 00:20:43,696
I didn't know how
I'd feel about you,
386
00:20:43,697 --> 00:20:47,200
but now I do know how
i feel about you,
387
00:20:47,201 --> 00:20:50,370
and I'd like to see you again.
388
00:20:51,865 --> 00:20:55,208
Well, I don't want
to see you again.
389
00:20:55,209 --> 00:20:57,865
Why not?
390
00:20:57,866 --> 00:21:00,747
You said you really liked me.
391
00:21:02,249 --> 00:21:03,865
Because...
392
00:21:05,219 --> 00:21:08,454
If you'd lie to your girlfriend,
393
00:21:08,455 --> 00:21:11,591
eventually you're
going to lie to me,
394
00:21:11,592 --> 00:21:15,866
and that's not
the kind of guy I want to get serious with.
395
00:21:15,867 --> 00:21:17,862
Lisa, wait.
396
00:21:26,373 --> 00:21:27,862
She slapped me.
397
00:21:27,863 --> 00:21:29,475
Her feelings were hurt.
398
00:21:29,476 --> 00:21:34,413
You didn't anticipate
how much this girl really liked you.
399
00:21:34,414 --> 00:21:36,782
I really behaved like a jerk.
400
00:21:36,783 --> 00:21:39,819
Let up on yourself, son.
You're only 17.
401
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:43,489
This is how you learn
the lessons of the heart.
402
00:21:43,490 --> 00:21:46,860
The right thing now
is to tell Wanda?
403
00:21:46,861 --> 00:21:50,396
I wouldn't. You'd just
be easing your mind
404
00:21:50,397 --> 00:21:52,432
at someone else's expense.
405
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:56,302
That's your advice?
To lie?
406
00:21:56,303 --> 00:22:00,339
No. I am not advising
the boy to lie, Katherine.
407
00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:03,409
I'm just suggesting
that there are times
408
00:22:03,410 --> 00:22:07,446
when it's not always
wise to confess the whole truth.
409
00:22:07,447 --> 00:22:10,182
Oh. Am i
to take it, then,
410
00:22:10,183 --> 00:22:13,720
that you have certain secrets
you're not telling me?
411
00:22:13,770 --> 00:22:18,320
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