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And... Action!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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No, please...
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No...
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Please don't.
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Aah...
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Aah.
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Hi, doogie.
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Cut!
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Cut.
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Can you help with these?
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Where does my script say
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"victim helps mother
with groceries
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before
being dismembered?"
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Hello, Wanda.
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Is that chain saw safe?
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Of course...
No chain.
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Boys, I need a little room.
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We'll just finish this scene.
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This is the climactic moment
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when our hero is sliced, diced,
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and promptly refrigerated.
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Sure, laugh.
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Revenge of the teenage dead
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will make other horror films
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look like nursery rhymes.
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I'll be considered
the godfather of Gore,
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the sultan of revoltin',
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the king of cadavers.
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Hey, what's taking so long?
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Janine, baby, you got to
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be patient.
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I've been waiting forever.
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I'm sick of holding
this stupid chain saw.
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This mask is giving me zits.
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But you're the star!
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Soon the name "Janine"
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will strike fear
in the hearts of millions,
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like Jason and Freddy.
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Oh, yeah...
A dream come true.
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All right.
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I'll arrange for you
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to sleep with the director.
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That'd be your dream come true.
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What do you kids
find so fascinating
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about these ridiculous
slasher films?
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Oh, hi, dear.
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I didn't hear you come in.
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Gregory,
you'll graduate summa cum laude
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with majors in chemistry
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molecular biology.
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Your academic record
qualifies you
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for any medical school
in America.
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Why did you apply to southwest?
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Well, Dr. forrest,
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your questions requires
a twofold response...
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First, I greatly admire
your faculty,
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and secondly,
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I plan on specializing
in endocrinology,
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and your laboratory facilities
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are state-of-the-art.
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Then there's
the dorm's proximity to sunset beach.
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That would be convenient.
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I dabble in marine biology.
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Recently, at
the scripps institute,
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I studied algae symbiosis.
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One final question, Gregory...
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You've told us...
Quite eloquently...
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Why you've chosen southwest.
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Now tell us why
we should choose you.
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Because I'm the most qualified.
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Well...
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I think that about covers it.
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Thank you very much, Gregory.
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It was a pleasure meeting you.
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Thank you,
Dr. forrest.
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Doctors.
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Thanks for your time,
Dr. howser.
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I've wanted to meet you
since I was a kid.
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Call me doogie, Greg.
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If you don't mind,
i prefer Gregory.
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Stuart and I feel
I've outgrown "Greg."
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Stuart?
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My father.
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How long will you and,
uh, Stuart, be here?
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Two weeks.
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Definitely check out
magic mountain.
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There's this new ride...
Viper.
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It's unbelievable.
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I doubt I'll have a chance.
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Stuart and I are
spending all my time observing eastman.
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It must be a drag
coming to L.A.
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And hanging out with your dad.
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Actually, I enjoy it.
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We read, attend lectures,
play chess...
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Sounds pretty wild.
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Well, we do enjoy ourselves.
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Uh-huh.
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I must say, David,
you've set a fine example.
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Douglas is quite
an accomplishment.
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Well, thank you, Stuart.
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We've certainly tried.
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Don't be modest.
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As parents of gifted children,
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it's our responsibility
to make sure that their god-given talents
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aren't squandered in youth.
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You've created a
17-year-old doctor.
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Not many men can say that.
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Well, to be honest,
i can't say it either.
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Douglas became a doctor
on his own.
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I actually think that
Katherine's and my greatest accomplishment
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will be surviving his teens.
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Don't get cocky, dad,
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you still have
three years to go.
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All right,
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I've got rocky road
and chocolate chip.
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I'm sorry, Katherine.
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We should have
mentioned it earlier.
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Gregory and i don't eat sugar.
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Right, Gregory?
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Right.
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Too much glucose
leads to hyperactivity,
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and can affect
concentration. Right?
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Right.
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Oh.
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Huh.
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Nice system.
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I've got a compatible
with 40 megabytes.
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You ever played
the flight simulator?
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Stuart feels games
take up too much memory.
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Doog, it's over.
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I'm dead meat.
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Stick a fork in me, I'm done!
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Who's the kid?
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Vinnie delpino, Gregory pelzman.
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How you doing? Look,
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I got a major crisis...
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Janine walked!
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She wants to be
one of the teenage dead.
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She wants to be
hacked to pieces,
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just like everybody else.
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Relax, Vinnie.
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We'll just find someone else.
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Vinnie's making a slasher movie.
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It's not merely that.
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It's a statement about life,
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about angst-ridden teens
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and their struggle
to overcome parental oppression.
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Picture rebel without a cause
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meets Texas chain saw massacre.
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I'm not familiar
with your references.
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I consider movie-going
a waste of time.
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Get out.
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He's joking, right?
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Would you excuse me?
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Talk about your teenage dead.
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What a stiff.
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Yeah, he's no barrel of laughs.
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Gregory's applied to
southwest medical school.
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I'm supposed to
spend time with him,
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then make a recommendation.
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I'd recommend him to get a life.
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Dr. howser,
may I borrow
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some floss?
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Uh, yeah, help yourself...
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And call me doogie.
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This kid is scary.
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I'm outta here.
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Was that the longest night
of our lives or what?
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I mean, could you
believe those two?
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I didn't know whether to
feel sorry for the kid
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or beat him with a stick.
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And his father...
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Doogie, raising a prodigy
isn't as easy as it looks.
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I can remember spending
a lot of sleepless nights
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wishing you were just
a little more average.
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Yeah, but Stuart's got him
programmed like a robot.
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At least you let me alone
to do what I wanted.
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Well, not exactly, Douglas.
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Remember, you wanted to
join the debate team,
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and we enrolled you
in the cub scouts?
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Or when you wanted to
take that summer school calculus course,
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but we made you go
to camp chipmunk.
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Do I.
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Chipmunks, chipmunks,
chipmunks we
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running, playing
and living free
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I will never
forgive you guys for that.
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Oh, honey, your father and i
just wanted you to enjoy life,
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and not bury yourself
in your books.
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And luckily, we got some
unexpected help in that area.
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Katherine.
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What?
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Doogie, the point is,
we wanted you to have some balance.
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When you decided
to go to medical school,
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we were satisfied
you weren't gonna wake up one day
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and regret the choice
you'd made.
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Yeah, but Gregory
doesn't have a clue.
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How am I gonna recommend him
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when he doesn't know
what he's giving up?
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He's never had a chance
just to be a kid.
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You'd think in a city
of 10 million people,
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I could find
one maniacal killer.
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What's wrong with you?
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What do you think?
Look at him.
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He's calculating
the nutritional value of everything.
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This kid won't lighten up.
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Here, check this out.
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This is
a type-written itinerary
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of our weekend together.
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He's even scheduled
an 8:05 meeting
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to discuss the schedule.
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Wait a minute.
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I got a brainstorm.
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Suddenly I feel
a rewrite coming on.
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Forget it. He would
never do it.
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Come on.
It's the perfect twist.
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Who'd suspect an egghead kid?
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Hello, Vinnie.
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Doog, I'm telling you.
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He's got that certain something.
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Look at this... this face.
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He's the one.
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He's got it.
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Got what?
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Who cares if he
doesn't know movies.
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He must be a quick study.
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You're a genius, right?
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Yes, but...
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I think I see
what you're saying.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, but... but I'm
sure he wouldn't be interested.
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No. No,
he'd never do it.
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Do what?
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Oh, no. Vinnie
was just suggesting
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that you would be perfect for...
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Dr. Hyde,
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the brilliant medical mind
that stars in my film.
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Really? Me?
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There's a precedent for this.
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Dr. Jonas salk was very
big in dinner theater.
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Well, it does
sound somewhat interesting,
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but Dr. howser
and I are scheduled to observe
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a laparoscopic
gall bladder operation at 2:15.
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I think we can arrange a change.
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Aah!
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Excuse me. How will
i ever catch her
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if she's running
and I'm limping?
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Cut!
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I don't see why
i would eat the foot.
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The heart or liver's
more nutritional.
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Cut!
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Cut!
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Gregory, babe.
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You're a cannibal.
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Cannibals aren't finicky eaters.
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Got a minute?
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We're going to
be here all night.
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Not if we kill him first.
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I've had enormous cold sores
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that were
less annoying than that kid.
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Get rid of him.
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I can't.
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Whether Gregory realizes
it or not, he needs this.
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Doog.
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All right.
I'll talk to him.
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What are you doing?
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00:12:10,203 --> 00:12:13,205
Dr. howser, I'm
not what Vinnie's looking for.
273
00:12:13,206 --> 00:12:17,509
I don't mean to
insult you, but it seems frivolous.
274
00:12:17,510 --> 00:12:19,478
Exactly.
It's called goofing off.
275
00:12:19,479 --> 00:12:23,015
It's one of the perks
of being a kid,
276
00:12:23,016 --> 00:12:24,483
and call me doogie.
277
00:12:24,484 --> 00:12:27,714
Well, Stuart
wouldn't approve of me goofing off.
278
00:12:27,715 --> 00:12:29,713
Let me make this simple.
279
00:12:29,714 --> 00:12:31,714
You want to go to southwest?
280
00:12:31,715 --> 00:12:33,325
It's my call.
281
00:12:33,326 --> 00:12:35,193
I'll make a deal with you.
282
00:12:35,194 --> 00:12:37,713
Forget anything
anyone's told you
283
00:12:37,714 --> 00:12:40,465
about who you're supposed to be
284
00:12:40,466 --> 00:12:42,709
and just listen to Vinnie.
285
00:12:42,710 --> 00:12:44,202
I don't think that...
286
00:12:44,203 --> 00:12:45,713
Trust me on this.
287
00:12:45,714 --> 00:12:49,374
You're about to
learn one of the most important tools
288
00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:51,143
needed in medical school,
289
00:12:51,144 --> 00:12:53,580
how to veg out.
290
00:12:55,181 --> 00:12:56,709
Ok, Dr. how...
291
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:58,550
Doogie.
292
00:12:58,551 --> 00:12:59,716
Good eyeballs.
293
00:13:02,088 --> 00:13:04,157
Cue the zombies!
294
00:13:13,266 --> 00:13:14,266
Good, good.
295
00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:17,136
Beautiful, Gregory.
Beautiful.
296
00:13:20,206 --> 00:13:23,108
Show us your stumps, doog.
297
00:13:23,109 --> 00:13:24,610
Don't scratch your ear.
298
00:13:24,611 --> 00:13:27,045
The dead don't itch.
299
00:13:27,046 --> 00:13:30,082
All right, Greg.
You're scared for your life.
300
00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:31,583
Act scared, Gregory.
301
00:13:31,584 --> 00:13:33,085
Good, good.
302
00:13:33,086 --> 00:13:34,553
Oh, this is gorgeous.
303
00:13:34,554 --> 00:13:38,290
Now tear him limb from limb.
304
00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:40,712
Struggle to survive, Gregory.
305
00:13:40,713 --> 00:13:43,711
Hey, watch where
you're throwing that liver.
306
00:13:43,712 --> 00:13:45,263
Who's got the brain?
307
00:13:45,264 --> 00:13:46,264
It's coming.
308
00:13:46,265 --> 00:13:47,667
Good, good.
309
00:13:49,669 --> 00:13:53,105
Your boring life is
flashing before your eyes.
310
00:13:53,106 --> 00:13:55,241
O.K., die.
311
00:13:56,342 --> 00:13:57,644
Die already!
312
00:13:59,445 --> 00:14:00,712
Cut!
313
00:14:04,183 --> 00:14:06,018
That was beautiful, kid.
314
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,716
I was truly moved.
315
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:10,716
I'm sorry.
316
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:13,326
I need a moment alone.
317
00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:18,063
All right, Greg.
318
00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:19,097
Good job.
319
00:14:19,098 --> 00:14:20,599
You were fantastic.
320
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,100
O.K., that's a wrap.
321
00:14:22,101 --> 00:14:23,101
Let's eat.
322
00:14:23,102 --> 00:14:24,436
Yeah.
323
00:14:24,437 --> 00:14:25,716
This is really great.
324
00:14:25,717 --> 00:14:29,442
Want some whip cream
on your pizza?
325
00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:32,710
You pig.
326
00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:33,710
Children, children.
327
00:14:33,711 --> 00:14:35,710
What's the matter with you?
328
00:14:35,711 --> 00:14:37,216
Are you happy now?
329
00:14:38,217 --> 00:14:39,717
Get that.
330
00:14:42,555 --> 00:14:43,717
Hello?
331
00:14:45,258 --> 00:14:47,712
Oh, uh, hi,
Mr. pelzman.
332
00:14:47,713 --> 00:14:50,263
Yeah. Yeah,
just a second.
333
00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:56,711
Hello, Stuart.
334
00:14:56,712 --> 00:14:58,719
Great.
335
00:15:00,673 --> 00:15:02,140
Well, actually I think
336
00:15:02,141 --> 00:15:05,644
I'm going go be
a little late getting back.
337
00:15:05,645 --> 00:15:07,718
The gall bladder operation?
338
00:15:09,148 --> 00:15:10,717
I didn't go.
339
00:15:13,419 --> 00:15:17,718
Um, but I did see an amputation.
340
00:15:19,358 --> 00:15:22,360
What I'm saying is
the last few days,
341
00:15:22,361 --> 00:15:24,713
I saw another side of him.
342
00:15:24,714 --> 00:15:28,366
Now I'm confident
Gregory will do fine at southwest.
343
00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:29,714
I'm curious,
Dr. howser.
344
00:15:29,715 --> 00:15:33,071
What exactly is this other side?
345
00:15:33,072 --> 00:15:35,440
I want to file a complaint
346
00:15:35,441 --> 00:15:36,712
against this kid.
347
00:15:36,713 --> 00:15:38,276
Mr. pelzman,
I'm sorry.
348
00:15:38,277 --> 00:15:40,645
This is a private meeting.
349
00:15:40,646 --> 00:15:42,715
Your esteemed colleague
spent the weekend
350
00:15:42,716 --> 00:15:45,217
attempting to undermine
my son's admission.
351
00:15:45,218 --> 00:15:46,585
That is not true.
352
00:15:46,586 --> 00:15:48,186
The hell it isn't.
353
00:15:48,187 --> 00:15:50,716
He dragged him
out of the hospital,
354
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,224
fed him junk food,
355
00:15:52,225 --> 00:15:54,716
and talked him out of school.
356
00:15:54,717 --> 00:15:57,596
Douglas.
357
00:15:57,597 --> 00:16:00,132
He didn't talk me
out of anything.
358
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,434
I told you to wait outside.
359
00:16:02,435 --> 00:16:03,711
Doogie didn't do anything.
360
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:06,071
All we did was have fun.
361
00:16:06,072 --> 00:16:08,714
He told me
about being a teenager,
362
00:16:08,715 --> 00:16:11,718
about parties, girls,
kissing with tongues.
363
00:16:11,719 --> 00:16:14,714
I just don't want
medical school right now.
364
00:16:14,715 --> 00:16:17,215
You don't know what you want.
365
00:16:17,216 --> 00:16:19,710
I believe that
he influenced you.
366
00:16:19,711 --> 00:16:23,089
You're going to hear
from my lawyer.
367
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:36,535
The premiere of my first movie,
368
00:16:36,536 --> 00:16:39,237
and I'm sweating
through my cummerbund.
369
00:16:39,238 --> 00:16:42,607
I pity the next guy
who rents this tux.
370
00:16:42,608 --> 00:16:43,717
It will be great.
371
00:16:51,284 --> 00:16:52,417
Hi, doogie.
372
00:16:52,418 --> 00:16:53,585
Gregory.
373
00:16:53,586 --> 00:16:54,711
Mr. pelzman.
374
00:16:54,712 --> 00:16:56,254
Glad you made it.
375
00:16:56,255 --> 00:16:58,590
Wouldn't miss this
for the world.
376
00:16:58,591 --> 00:17:00,091
Are we late?
377
00:17:00,092 --> 00:17:01,259
Just starting.
378
00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:02,594
Come on, dad.
379
00:17:02,595 --> 00:17:04,062
I'll be right there.
380
00:17:04,063 --> 00:17:06,064
Douglas, i want to apologize
381
00:17:06,065 --> 00:17:08,711
for my behavior the other day.
382
00:17:08,712 --> 00:17:10,710
You do?
383
00:17:10,711 --> 00:17:13,071
I was too angry to listen
384
00:17:13,072 --> 00:17:15,106
to what Gregory was saying.
385
00:17:15,107 --> 00:17:16,575
Though I admit
386
00:17:16,576 --> 00:17:19,077
I'm still disappointed
in what's happened,
387
00:17:19,078 --> 00:17:20,645
I love my son.
388
00:17:20,646 --> 00:17:22,380
You helped Gregory
regain something
389
00:17:22,381 --> 00:17:24,416
I hadn't realized
he'd lost...
390
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:26,284
His childhood.
391
00:17:26,285 --> 00:17:27,419
Almost. Wait.
392
00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:28,587
Wait, wait.
393
00:17:28,588 --> 00:17:30,188
I'm on a diet.
394
00:17:30,189 --> 00:17:32,709
He's a great kid,
Mr. pelzman.
395
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:34,712
He'll make a great doctor.
396
00:17:34,713 --> 00:17:37,262
Come on.
It's going to start.
397
00:17:37,263 --> 00:17:39,664
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
398
00:17:39,665 --> 00:17:41,333
Welcome to the world premiere
399
00:17:41,334 --> 00:17:44,402
of the revengeof the teenage dead.
400
00:17:44,403 --> 00:17:47,539
I must warn you
you may not be prepared
401
00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:50,076
for the horror
you are about to witness.
402
00:17:51,719 --> 00:17:55,314
And now, brace yourselves
for the ultimate in terror.
403
00:18:20,439 --> 00:18:23,710
My name is biff Harris.
404
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:27,078
The story I'm about
to tell you is true.
405
00:18:27,079 --> 00:18:28,580
If it wasn't,
406
00:18:28,581 --> 00:18:30,048
I wouldn't be dead.
407
00:18:30,049 --> 00:18:32,550
It all started two weeks ago
408
00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:35,711
with my friends
Pete and Mary sue.
409
00:18:35,712 --> 00:18:38,624
Aah! How did he
get into the house?
410
00:18:40,259 --> 00:18:42,028
That answer your question?
411
00:18:44,597 --> 00:18:46,064
Don't give up, Pete.
412
00:18:46,065 --> 00:18:48,266
Get off, sue.
Get off.
413
00:18:48,267 --> 00:18:50,402
It's coming!
We're going to die.
414
00:18:50,403 --> 00:18:54,713
For once in her life,
Mary sue was right.
415
00:18:56,711 --> 00:18:59,711
Stop it, Mary sue.
Get hold of yourself.
416
00:18:59,712 --> 00:19:01,212
Aah aah aah!
417
00:19:01,213 --> 00:19:03,714
I'm sorry, Pete.
418
00:19:03,715 --> 00:19:07,019
Don't worry. I'll
think of something.
419
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:12,490
It's coming.
We are going to die.
420
00:19:12,491 --> 00:19:14,293
Aah aah aah!
421
00:19:17,715 --> 00:19:22,200
It looked like the end
for Pete and Mary sue,
422
00:19:22,201 --> 00:19:26,105
but there are no rules
for the undead.
423
00:19:30,509 --> 00:19:32,110
The teenage zombies
424
00:19:32,111 --> 00:19:34,709
could not control
their blood lust.
425
00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:37,710
Every parent was on the menu.
426
00:19:43,589 --> 00:19:45,024
You o.K.?
427
00:19:46,092 --> 00:19:47,710
O.K.? I'm ruined.
428
00:19:47,711 --> 00:19:49,710
My career hasn't even started,
429
00:19:49,711 --> 00:19:51,229
and it's already over.
430
00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:54,266
I think you're
overreacting a bit.
431
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:57,068
Listen to that.
432
00:19:57,069 --> 00:19:59,711
They're in there laughing...
433
00:19:59,712 --> 00:20:01,240
At me.
434
00:20:03,075 --> 00:20:04,576
Charlie chaplin once said,
435
00:20:04,577 --> 00:20:06,378
anyone can make them cry.
436
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:09,348
It takes a genius
to make them laugh.
437
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:14,185
So what you're
suggesting here is I'm a genius.
438
00:20:14,186 --> 00:20:16,588
In a manner of speaking, yeah.
439
00:20:16,589 --> 00:20:18,023
All week long,
440
00:20:18,024 --> 00:20:21,715
you talked about being
the next Hitchcock or Stephen king,
441
00:20:21,716 --> 00:20:25,711
but you're not going
to be one of those guys,
442
00:20:25,712 --> 00:20:27,198
'cause you're unique.
443
00:20:27,199 --> 00:20:30,101
What you created in there is...
444
00:20:30,102 --> 00:20:31,716
Is a delpino.
445
00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:36,608
Maybe you're right.
446
00:20:36,609 --> 00:20:38,076
My work does have
447
00:20:38,077 --> 00:20:40,579
a certain delpinoesque quality.
448
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,417
Listen to that.
449
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:46,713
They love me.
450
00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:50,488
I may have created
my own genre... a horroromedy.
451
00:20:50,489 --> 00:20:53,558
People will
laugh their heads off... literally.
452
00:20:53,559 --> 00:20:56,362
They'll pay an arm and leg.
453
00:21:08,374 --> 00:21:09,709
Goodnight, son.
454
00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:10,710
Goodnight, doogie.
455
00:21:10,711 --> 00:21:13,411
Mom, dad,
456
00:21:13,412 --> 00:21:15,647
the other night you said
you got some unexpected help
457
00:21:15,648 --> 00:21:17,449
making sure I grew up ok.
458
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,570
What were you talking about?
459
00:21:24,713 --> 00:21:27,292
Douglas, as you can imagine,
460
00:21:27,293 --> 00:21:29,711
Vinnie wasn't exactly
my first choice
461
00:21:29,712 --> 00:21:30,718
as your best friend,
462
00:21:30,719 --> 00:21:34,165
or my second for that matter...
463
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:36,134
But, uh,
464
00:21:36,135 --> 00:21:39,070
no one could bring out
the child in you
465
00:21:39,071 --> 00:21:41,573
like Vincent delpino,
466
00:21:41,574 --> 00:21:43,575
and in retrospect,
467
00:21:43,576 --> 00:21:45,311
he was a godsend.
468
00:21:47,279 --> 00:21:50,048
And if you ever
tell him I said that,
469
00:21:50,049 --> 00:21:52,250
I'll disown you.
470
00:21:52,251 --> 00:21:54,486
Good night, doogie.
471
00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:55,714
Good night.
472
00:21:55,764 --> 00:22:00,314
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