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You wanted to see me?
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Yes. You're going
back to high school, Dr. howser.
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Back?
I... i never really went.
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Of course.
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The board of education
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approached us
with a unique idea.
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In light of increasing
teenage pregnancy rates
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and sexually
transmitted diseases,
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they felt it would
be most beneficial
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to have a peer teach
safe sexual practices,
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that peer being you.
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Me in... in high school
teaching safe sex?
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High school teachers
aren't getting through.
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You, being their age,
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might communicate better.
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No. I'm not sure
I'm right for this.
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You can do a lot for these kids,
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and it's excellent
community relations
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for the hospital.
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Well, I guess
I've got no choice then.
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Just remember,
Dr. howser.
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We educate.
We don't condone.
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The important thing
is knowledge.
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If you have that,
you'll avoid some pretty gnarly experiences.
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According to a Harris poll,
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females lose their virginity
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at an average age
of 16.2 years,
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males, 15.7 years.
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March of '91. Yes.
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If you fall into that category,
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this should be your
best friend, your protector.
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Would you jump from an airplane
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without a parachute?
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Aw.
Aw.
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Don't be afraid
to find out the facts,
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if you use them or not.
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Have a great day.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Bitchin' class,
Dr. howser.
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That thing about
the fallopian tubes, was, well, tubular.
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Yeah, well, uh...
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They are.
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Hi, my name...
Ahem, good morning.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Ahem. My name
is Dr. howser.
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I hope we ain't
interrupting you...
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Doc.
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Well, actually...
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I was just about to begin.
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My name is Douglas howser.
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I'm a doctor at eastman.
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You can call me doogie.
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Yes.
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Excuse me, doc,
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but did you say
your name was doggie?
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What's your name?
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You don't read
the sports section?
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Terry seranski...
First team, all-state.
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Oh. So there's a whole team
of people like you.
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Ooh. What a thought.
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Hey, bud. Don't be
getting smart with me.
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You're right. How would
you ever understand me?
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Ooh.
Ooh. Ooh.
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Safe sexual practices...
The more knowledge we have,
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the more informed
our choices will be.
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We'll start
with the female anatomy.
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Inside the female exists
a delicate system that...
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Hey, time out, doc.
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We know all this junk.
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You do?
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Sure. I learned firsthand
from susie berlutti.
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Ohh.
Ooh. Ooh.
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As much as he knows,
you better continue.
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And maybe bring
swifty here...
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Ooh.
Ooh. Ooh.
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In for extra
tutoring after school.
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O.K. All right.
Let's get back to teaching.
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Then bring a real teacher in.
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Shut it, you simian.
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Can't you see that
the very adorable doctor
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is trying to educate?
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Yeah.
Let him teach.
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Wanda plenn.
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Hey, doc...
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I hear Wanda's...
Good and plenty.
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Ooh.
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O.K., Terry,
that's enough.
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Mm-mmm.
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Good. I'm not letting
some genetic mutoid teach me sex.
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Word up. Yeah!
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We've reached an impasse,
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so why don't you
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and your overdeveloped deltoids
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go directly
to the, uh...
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Vice principal's office!
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Exactly.
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No way, doggie!
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I write my own hall passes.
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You ain't seen the last of me.
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It's a forgotten thing.
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Don't know, doog.
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Terry the tank
is a serious psycho.
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We blew off steam.
It's over.
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Doogie's right.
Tank's probably abusing some poor freshman.
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Hey, look.
They packed it with an olive.
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Eat up, doog.
Your olive's dead.
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Did you hear about the fight?
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Fight? Who's
on the card?
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Not you.
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Thank you.
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Fight?
Sounds pretty immature.
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Welcome to high school.
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In a rational world,
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people resolve their differences
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by talking them out
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and reasoning with each other.
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You and me, doggie...
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3:00...
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Behind the gym.
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Oh, my god, doogie.
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You have to go
to the office. Tell the principal.
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Come on.
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No. I can handle
this myself.
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Fights don't have to be fought.
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We can compromise and reason.
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I'm going to talk to him.
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I'm going with you.
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Mm-mmm.
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You know... Tank,
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the surgeon general
has proved conclusively
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that smoking is
hazardous to your health.
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What do you want?
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To talk, to work
this misunderstanding out.
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There's no misunderstanding.
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I'm going to kill you.
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At 3 o'clock, i drop the doc.
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O.K., now c-come on.
This is crazy.
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As a teacher,
i shouldn't have insulted you
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in front of the class.
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I apologize.
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Violence resolves nothing.
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Yeah...
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Right.
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I'm not a fighter, I'm a doctor.
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Good. Then
when I'm done with you,
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you can reset your own nose.
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Ohh...
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I'm not going to fight you.
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You came on my turf
and busted on me.
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You're going to pay.
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You got an appointment
at 3:00, Dr. howser.
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And if you wimp out, no problem.
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I'll kick the spaghetti
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out of that
punk friend of yours.
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Get up on your feet
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before the night
is through for you
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get down to the beat
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pump it, stomp it
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jam, triple this
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get the party started
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get it on,
get a move on, kid
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rock to the beat
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pump it, stomp it
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jam, triple this
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get up,
get up, get busy, do it
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get up
and move that body
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get up, people
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now get down to it
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before the night
is over
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get up,
get up, get busy, do it
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I wanna see you party
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get up people,
now get down to it
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before the night
is over
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we got to take a stand
now that we're in demand
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party all night,
cut the fight
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do what's right
and you just might
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win a battle
you never fought
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just by checkin'
the record you bought
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over and on and on again
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get with it and
do that thing
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get up,
get up, get busy, do it
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get up and
move that body
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get up people,
now get down to it
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before the night
is over
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get up, get up,
get busy, do it
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I wanna see you party
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He ain't comin'.
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Get up, people
now get down to it
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before
the night is over
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get up, get down
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before the night
is over...
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What do you think?
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Less baryshnikov
and a lot more Tyson would be good.
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He's going to kill me.
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Call it off.
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I can't.
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If I just had some strategy,
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a secret weapon.
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When it doubt, rip them out.
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What?
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Ba da bing, ba da boom.
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Go for the family jewels,
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or take a dive.
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Doogie.
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Read him his rights, tank.
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O.K., tank,
let's just do it.
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I can't believe my eyes.
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That makes 200 of us.
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Bust him up, tank.
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Let's go.
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Be careful, doogie.
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All right, tank.
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Go get him, doog!
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Come on, doog!
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Go get him, doogie!
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Maybe I'll break your leg.
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Meyer's in orthopedics.
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I'll re-arrange your face.
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Connors, plastic surgery.
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Come on, man, you got him.
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Come on, tank!
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Come on, doogie!
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Come on, Dr. howser!
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It's butt-kicking time.
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Uh, Gilbert, proctology.
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Get him, doog.
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Beeper, please go off.
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Go get him, doogie.
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Dance, doogie.
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One, two, one.
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What is this,
the debutantes ball?
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Ohh.
Ooh. Ooh.
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Oh, doogie.
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Ahh!
Doogie!
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Ahh.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Family jewels.
Family jewels.
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Right. Right.
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Come on, doogie!
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Ooh.
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Ohh, my...
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He didn't feel it.
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Never leave
the locker room without it.
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Uh-oh,
you made him mad now.
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You're dog meat.
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I'll kill ya, I'll kill ya.
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Boys.
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Come on, you little runt.
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Get off of him.
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Aww.
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It's over.
It's over.
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Come on.
Come on, you.
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Ooh!
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Aaah!
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Get him! Finish him!
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Aah!
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Do it.
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Finish him!
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Come on!
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The fight's over.
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You're all right, howser.
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Doogie.
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Isn't it great doogie's
experiencing high school?
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The fun of being
with kids his age.
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Oh, my god.
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What happened?
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I got in a fight at school.
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Oh, my little baby.
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Your baby
landed some nice shots.
272
00:14:46,757 --> 00:14:49,115
I don't think there's
orbital damage,
273
00:14:49,116 --> 00:14:53,696
but I hurt my hand.
274
00:14:53,697 --> 00:14:56,112
Hmm. Fifth metacarpal
may be broken.
275
00:14:56,113 --> 00:14:58,112
That was
doogie's best punch...
276
00:14:58,113 --> 00:15:00,736
An uppercut
to the family jewels.
277
00:15:00,737 --> 00:15:04,114
Unfortunately,
the bum was wearing a cast-iron jock.
278
00:15:05,709 --> 00:15:06,943
Sorry, Mrs. howser.
279
00:15:06,944 --> 00:15:08,978
David, say something.
280
00:15:08,979 --> 00:15:12,014
Dear, the boy's been in a fight.
281
00:15:12,015 --> 00:15:13,950
It happens. He's o.K.
282
00:15:13,951 --> 00:15:15,985
O.K.? You call
this o.K.?
283
00:15:15,986 --> 00:15:17,453
We'll go to my office,
284
00:15:17,454 --> 00:15:19,117
check this hand,
X-ray it.
285
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,456
All right.
286
00:15:20,457 --> 00:15:24,110
Uh, I'll stay here
and comfort Mrs. h.
287
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:41,109
I sent you down
to the high school
288
00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:44,046
representing
this institution to teach a class.
289
00:15:44,047 --> 00:15:47,016
Instead, you beat up
one of the students.
290
00:15:47,017 --> 00:15:51,116
This is not
state-of-the-art public relations.
291
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:55,625
I'm sorry.
I made every effort to avoid a fight.
292
00:15:55,626 --> 00:15:58,060
Your efforts weren't
great enough, were they?
293
00:15:58,061 --> 00:16:02,109
You certainly
can't work at surgery or E.R. like that.
294
00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:05,868
It'll be off in 2, 3 weeks Max.
295
00:16:05,869 --> 00:16:07,837
This is not high school.
296
00:16:07,838 --> 00:16:10,706
You can't go
to the nurse and go home.
297
00:16:10,707 --> 00:16:13,113
You've let me and
the staff down.
298
00:16:15,512 --> 00:16:17,781
I apologize.
299
00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:20,983
You'll work in
the psychiatric service
300
00:16:20,984 --> 00:16:25,956
where maybe you can deal
with your misplaced aggression.
301
00:16:38,119 --> 00:16:39,835
You're a doctor, Douglas...
302
00:16:39,836 --> 00:16:45,808
A position in society
that comes with great responsibility.
303
00:16:45,809 --> 00:16:46,977
Remember that.
304
00:16:51,682 --> 00:16:53,917
I will, sir.
305
00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:10,766
Hey, howser...
306
00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:12,735
I heard about your fight.
307
00:17:12,736 --> 00:17:14,111
Just a football player.
308
00:17:14,112 --> 00:17:16,113
Nice shiner.
Does it hurt?
309
00:17:16,114 --> 00:17:18,113
I don't know it's there.
310
00:17:18,114 --> 00:17:19,709
Women love black eyes.
311
00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:22,712
You can milk that
for tons of sympathy.
312
00:17:22,713 --> 00:17:26,482
Doogie, you poor thing!
313
00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:27,984
Does it hurt?
314
00:17:27,985 --> 00:17:31,487
Yeah... A lot.
315
00:17:31,488 --> 00:17:34,523
Ohh. Why don't you
come down to the E.R.?
316
00:17:34,524 --> 00:17:37,827
I'll put some ice on it.
317
00:17:37,828 --> 00:17:40,117
O.K., but
be gentle with me.
318
00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:42,111
Of course.
319
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:03,114
I'll catch you
later, curly. I got a visitor.
320
00:18:06,023 --> 00:18:07,523
What's going on?
321
00:18:07,524 --> 00:18:09,660
Can we talk?
322
00:18:11,695 --> 00:18:13,429
In private?
323
00:18:13,430 --> 00:18:15,113
Sure.
324
00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:18,116
You look bad, man.
325
00:18:18,117 --> 00:18:20,870
You should see the other guy.
326
00:18:20,871 --> 00:18:22,117
My head's still ringing.
327
00:18:22,118 --> 00:18:24,116
It was a lucky shot.
328
00:18:24,117 --> 00:18:26,116
I traumatized
your eighth cranial nerve,
329
00:18:26,117 --> 00:18:27,810
causing that ringing sensation.
330
00:18:27,811 --> 00:18:31,948
It ought to clear up
in a couple days.
331
00:18:34,118 --> 00:18:38,117
I was hoping you could
give me a little help
332
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:43,960
with a situation I got
that isn't clearing up.
333
00:18:45,495 --> 00:18:47,664
Sure. What is it?
334
00:18:49,666 --> 00:18:52,114
You know that class
you were teaching?
335
00:18:54,638 --> 00:18:59,875
I've sort of got
this little problem.
336
00:18:59,876 --> 00:19:02,044
Swifty.
337
00:19:02,045 --> 00:19:05,648
I'm getting out
of the blocks before the race.
338
00:19:05,649 --> 00:19:07,016
That's very solvable.
339
00:19:07,017 --> 00:19:10,619
We have a specialist.
Let's set up an appointment.
340
00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:13,622
I don't want to have
to talk to anybody.
341
00:19:13,623 --> 00:19:16,459
Isn't there a pill
to take or something?
342
00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:18,961
There's nothing
to be embarrassed about.
343
00:19:18,962 --> 00:19:22,064
It's really common.
Lots of guys have it.
344
00:19:22,065 --> 00:19:23,114
Do you?
345
00:19:23,115 --> 00:19:26,068
Well, I don't know.
346
00:19:26,069 --> 00:19:28,672
O.K.
347
00:19:30,117 --> 00:19:32,875
Sign me up.
348
00:19:32,876 --> 00:19:34,644
Thanks...
349
00:19:36,116 --> 00:19:37,981
Doctor howser.
350
00:19:53,117 --> 00:19:55,117
How you feeling?
351
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,968
Oh. Much better.
352
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:01,114
I had a fight once.
353
00:20:01,115 --> 00:20:03,773
Lenny aronica, tough son of gun.
354
00:20:03,774 --> 00:20:06,114
He made my
freshman year miserable.
355
00:20:06,115 --> 00:20:08,114
He thought being a senior
356
00:20:08,115 --> 00:20:11,115
gave him the right
to pick on me.
357
00:20:11,116 --> 00:20:12,848
What did you do?
358
00:20:12,849 --> 00:20:16,520
I decked him,
and he decked me back.
359
00:20:17,954 --> 00:20:22,993
Fighting should always be
the absolute last resort.
360
00:20:24,728 --> 00:20:29,110
But, uh,
it's nice to know if you have to,
361
00:20:29,111 --> 00:20:30,466
you can.
362
00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:33,115
Well, I hope i never have to.
363
00:20:33,116 --> 00:20:34,971
Hmm.
364
00:20:52,115 --> 00:20:54,524
Good night, son.
365
00:20:54,574 --> 00:20:59,124
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