All language subtitles for Doogie Howser MD s01e14 Greed Is Good.eng

Welcome to
high I.Q.--

the game show
for geniuses.

Today we have
six contestants.

By Friday,
we'll be down to two,

but only one
can be our winner,

taking home over $100,000
in cash and prizes.

And now here's your host--
mark merson.

Welcome tohigh I.Q.,
the show for geniuses.

Let's meet our new set
of contestants now.

She's single.

She really is
a rocket scientist.

Her hobbies are calculus and
pre-byzantine folk dancing.

Let's welcome
Vicki rauseo.

How smart
can she be?

Works at a lab
at m.I.T.

In his spare time,
he's an anthropologist.

How did you
talk me into this?

This is a game
for geniuses, right?

Nobody's
smarter than you.

It's a lock.

You are going
to win $100,000 in cash and prizes.

Get real.

Scram, dink.

You bother my boy,

I'll have you
surgically removed.

I'm shaking
in my keds.

Freshman year at Yale--
Kevin Walters!

Our last contestant
graduated college at 10.

At 16, he's a doctor.

I can't do this.

You can.

I can't.

You can!

From the category
of philosophy--

who was nicknamed
"the dog philosopher" and why?

Diogenes.
He'd bite people

because he thought
they were stupid.

Correct.

Music. Identify
the following piece

by name, composer,
and movement.

[Dvorak music plays]

[Bell rings]
Sean?

Dvorak. Concerto
for cello in d minor.

[Buzzer]

I'm sorry, that's--
Kevin?

Dvorak.

Concerto for cello
and orchestra inbminor,

second movement.

That is correct.

Psychology.
The term mania

is defined as...
Douglas.

Mania is defined as
impulsive, abnormal, or...

Violent behavior.

Correct.

Kevin's in the lead.

Sean and Douglas
are tied for second.

And we'll
be right back.

And we're out.

Actually,
this is fun.

I don't care
if I win.

Good, 'cause you won't,
egg brain.

[Imitating mark merson]
Our next patient

complained of decreased
vision.

Ophthalmology
did visual fields.

He's scheduled to have
his optic nerve

photographed
this afternoon.

And now, let's meet
the patient--Joe e. Dunn!

[Making applause noise]

Hi, Mr. Dunn.

I just saw you
on that game show.

You're too young
to be so smart.

Game show?

Nothigh I.Q.?

Won a free vacation
to Hawaii.

I don't win anything
unless I go all the way.

Mr. Dunn, my name
is Benjamin canfield.

I'm chief of services
at eastman.

I wanted to shake
the hand

of the man who
knocked out Jake lamotta.

That's kind
of you, sir,

but shake this
young boy's hand.

He's going to win
all those prizes.

Dr. howser's
onhigh I.Q.

I got roped into it.

That's nice.

I just have to say

I saw you fight
sugar ray

at the old garden.

You had
a vicious left jab.

I did, sir.

Thank you.

So he
was a fighter?

Joe e. Dunn wasn't
just a fighter,

he was an artist.

He should have won
the '57 championship.

What happened?

Weston got the decision.

It was a long count.

Joe knocked him out,

but the ref didn't start
counting immediately.

Weston got up at 9

and won a split decision.

But he knocked him out--

rumor was
the fix was in.

So, if that game
show asks you,

"who was the
champion of '57?"

The correct answer
is Lou Weston.

The right answer
is Joe e. Dunn.

Douglas.

Beta radiation--

high-energy electrons
carrying a negative charge

sent out
by radioactive nuclei.

That is correct.

I'm getting excited
all over again!

That means, Douglas,
you're in the lead again.

Let's take a commercial break,
and we'll be right back.

Is this boy
cleaning up or what?

If I make it
to the final round.

You're going to win it all--

a hundred thousand bucks'
worth of prizes.

Frankly, Vincent, if Douglas
wants to participate

for the sheer joy
of competition,

that's commendable.

But tempt people
with free prizes,

and they become greedy.

Nothing brings out the worst
in people more than greed.

Isn't that right, dear?

Lighten up, David.
I want the microwave,

but we have
to give aunt Helen the washer/dryer.

...but the one
everyone wants. Mark?

Go on.

Vinnie, this is stupid.

No, it's not.

Chess players memorize
the phone book

to help their
concentration.

What's the next section?

Smiles, smiley, smilo,

Smith, Smith,
Smith, Smith.

O.K.

Smith...

You got that part.

You need a back rub
to loosen up?

How about something
to eat?

No. Thanks.

I appreciate everything
you're doing.

What are friends for,

who are
there for you all the time...

Who always
stood up for you?

What do you want?

The new skis
and the cd player.

Fine.

I hear the prizes get
moe intense from now on.

A week
in the Caribbean,

a boat,
a BMW--convertible.

Waah!
Waah!

What if I do win?

What do you mean?
You will.

What about that rotten kid?

He is arrogant, obnoxious--

sounds like someone I know.

Hey.

Oofa!

And sugar ray,
there wasn't nothing sweet about him.

I can still
feel his left.

Dr. howser.

Hi, Mr. Dunn.

You won again.

You'll go all the way.

Yeah. Maybe.

So...

Let's hear it.

You have what's called
angle recession glaucoma.

That doesn't sound
like good news.

The reason
you're having trouble seeing,

is because fluid
in your eyes

isn't draining
properly.

There's pressure
we've got to try to relieve.

That's what I get

for letting slapsy maxie
go for my face.

I shouldn't have
come inside on him.

We'll start you
on eye drops.

If there's no response
by Friday,

we'll talk
about alternatives.

Yeah. I'm a fighter.

I only know
winning and losing.

If you don't respond
to treatments,

eventually there could be
a total loss of eyesight.

Well, just tell me
what I have to do.

And say...

Keep on winning.

Everybody loves
a winner.

Welcome to this week's
third round ofhigh I.Q.

Let's greet our four
remaining contestants--

Vicki rauseo, Sean licht,
Kevin Walters,

and Douglas howser.

Well, Douglas, so far
you're our big winner

with $32,840
worth of prizes.

Thank you.

Let's move right on
to the first round.

Today's categories are
world war one,

zoology, modern art,

religion,
Chinese literature,

and political history.

Religion.
This religion was known as

the puritanical
islamic reform movement

begun in Arabia,
mid-18th century.

[Bell rings]
Sean!

Wahhabi.

Correct.

Chinese literature.

What are the five classics
of early Chinese literature?

[Ring]

Vicki.

I ching,
book of documents,

book of odes,
ritual prescriptions...

[Buzzer]

[Ring]

Douglas.

I ching,
book of documents, book of odes,

ritual
prescriptions...

Wait.

No. Yeah.

Andautumn annuals.

You are correct.

[Bell rings]

You've answered
a bonus question.

Let's see what
you've won.

You've won a double strand

of matinee-length
cultured pearls

with a rose cast,
extremely high luster

valued at over $1,500.

Boy, can she act.

We'll be right back
after these messages.

Hi, honey.

You were wonderful,
doogie.

Thanks.

And those pearls...

Yeah. They're neat.

Beautiful.

They're yours.

Oh, I'm so
proud of you.

And those pearls
are absolutely gorgeous.

I'll have to
buy a new dress to match them.

Vladimir Lenin
was a pseudonym.

His real name was...

Douglas.

Vladimir illyich...
Ulyanov.

Correct, and now Douglas,
you're in second place.

Under the category of
earth sciences,

what's the range
of temperature in the thermosphere?

Kevin.

[Bell rings]

That means
our time is up.

Get this right,
you'll be in second place

and return tomorrow
to play our final round

of high I.Q.
Against our leader Sean.

If you lose this point,
Douglas, you'll return.

So I'll ask
the question again.

What is the range
of temperature of the thermosphere?

Plus 400--no.

Minus 50 to...

Plus 927 celsius.

I'm sorry. It's minus80
to 927 celsius.

I lost
to that egghead?

Which means, Douglas,
you and Sean

will return for finals

when one will take home
$100,000 in prizes.

I don't care about
being a good sport!

I don't have to be.
I'm 11!

Join us tomorrow.

I hate you,
and I hate this music.

I hate this show!

Good night, everyone.

Aah!

Oh.

Mom's been making me eat
all this healthy stuff.

It's killing my concentration.

You couldn't sleep?

Me, neither.

I guess I'm nervous
about the show tomorrow.

I suppose
I'm a bit anxious about it myself.

Those are great
with peanut butter on them.

Hmm?

Mmm!

Anything I can
help you with?

Thanks.

I was analyzing the pattern
of their questions.

I think I've
broken the system.

If I'm right,

tomorrow they should ask
about 16th century math.

Did you read
all this?

I could recite it.

Son, this is all
supposed to be a lot of fun.

Nothing more.

Whether you win
or lose, it's irrelevant.

I know I should, but...

I want that boat.

I want that car.

Win that game, son.

I will, dad.

Freeman's sick!

Which means I'm
on duty till 6:00.

Can someone work
my shift, please?

I've got to get off.

I'll give my
Hawaiian vacation in exchange.

Now you're talking.

He asked me first,
so I'll take it.

I'll work it and
your next two birthdays.

Doogie, I'll work
every Christmas for you.

I'll see that and
throw in Thanksgiving,

new year's, and easter.

I can't take your shift,

but let me leave you
with this thought.

But I have a string bikini
which fits in here.

- Unfair!
- Low blow.

- Thanks very much.
- Come on, doog.

I'll make it easy on you.

You may have
the afternoon off.

Thanks for bailing
me out.

Of course, Douglas.

I couldn't
believe the way they were acting.

Human nature being
what it is,

it was predictable.

I could have gotten
them to do anything.

Well, they're
overworked, exhausted,

in desperate need
of a vacation.

I guess
i understand that.

I suppose it's because

I, too, haven't been
on a vacation

in such a very
long, long time.

I guess what I need is
to get away someplace...

Tropical.

So, tell me
something good, son.

I wish I could...

But I've just finished
discussing your case with the ophthalmologist.

I'm afraid the treatment
isn't working.

That can't be the good part.

We'll have to discuss
other alternatives.

Let's talk real.

What are my chances of
seeing a little better?

That's all I want,
just a little better.

I'm afraid your vision
won't get any better.

There's always
the possibility that a different treatment

could arrest
the condition.

Look, I'll
make sure we exhaust every possibility.

I never lost a fight
i didn't try to win.

I even lost a few
i knew I won.

Canfield said
they cheated you out

of the championship
in '57.

I believe they did.

I couldn't
have handled that.

Didn't you just want
to kill somebody?

Life is what it is,

but that doesn't mean
i didn't put my fist

through a wall
when it happened.

But I knew in my heart
that I'd won.

After the fame is gone
and the money,

the only thing you got,

the only thing
that counts,

is what you know
in your heart.

Hmm.

One minute, everyone.
One minute.

I guess this is it.

A brilliant deduction.

You're not allowed
to smoke in here.

I always smoke
before a victory.

Hey, I might win.

Yeah, right.

Look, kid, I've seen
your so-called friends.

Every one's
got their hand out.

After they're finished
divvying the spoils,

all you're gonna see
is a big fat tax bill.

What if you win?

I don't have friends.

30 seconds, people. Places.

Let's go, o.K.?

Take it from me, kid.
People suck.

Sean.

James Watson
and Francis crick

discovered
the double helix of DNA.

Correct.
The score is even.

From Latin,
what is the English translation forabsilio?

To leap
or fly away from.

Correct. Sean,
you're in the lead.

[Bell rings]

That bell means this
is our last question.

Sean, because you're
in the lead,

you'll have
the first chance.

If you are correct,
you will be our champion.

If you're wrong,
Douglas will have a chance.

The question is from
the category of mathematics.

In 1945 cardan published
his formula

for the solution
of the cubic equation.

In reality,
he stole this formula

from what 16th century
mathematician?

Descartes?

I am sorry.
That's incorrect.

Yes!

Douglas, if you
answer incorrectly,

Sean will be
our champion,

but if you
answer correctly

you will win
the cd player,

a double strand
of fine pearls,

a set of skis,
boots, poles,

and a complete
skiing wardrobe,

the washer/dryer,

a completely
new kitchen,

a Hawaiian vacation
for two,

a cruise around the world
with $10,000 spending money,

a brand new
BMW convertible,

and a Bermuda forty
sailing yacht.

Douglas,
for the championship,

in 1945 cardan published
his formula

for the solution
of the cubic equation.

In reality,
he stole this formula

from what 16th century
mathematician?

Mendelssohn.

I'm sorry.
That's incorrect.

The correct answer
is tartaglia.

Which means Sean
is our champion,

and you've won
over $100,000

in cash and prizes.

[Knock on door]

Consolation prize.

Correct me
if I'm wrong, son,

but you knew the answer
to that question, didn't you?

Yeah.

Then I'm not quite sure
why you lost.

I didn't lose.

See, in my heart
i know I won.

Everybody had
their hand out.

I guess I didn't want
to deal with it.

Well, I'm ashamed
to admit it,

but I suppose
i got caught up in the greed.

It does terrible
things to you.

I hated the feelings
i was having.

I'm sorry. I know
you wanted that boat.

When you graduated
college at 10

and they had you stand
on the phone book

to reach the podium,

I thought nothing
could impress me more,

until now.

Why?

You have
handled yourself

with such
rare distinction.

That is a far,
far better prize

than any boat
you could give me.

Good night, son.

Good night.

It was a
very beautiful boat.

It was a
very beautiful car.

You heard.

You blew $100,000
in prizes and cash.

We were
getting greedy.

Inwall street,

Michael Douglas says
greed is good.

It didn't make me
feel so good.

I admit I got
caught up in it,

but when you were winning,
i felt like a winner.

It was getting
out of hand.

I guess you're right.

We were all
getting greedy,

but couldn't we
have lamented about it in your new BMW?

Vinnie...

All right,
you're right.

If you can face this,
so can I.

This is the sort
of thing

we'll look back on
when we're old men,

and we'll laugh. Ha.

A convertible,

a ski trip,
a boat--

good night, Vinnie.

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