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If I want it I should be able to buy it.
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It's my money.
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Not legally, it isn't, not yet.
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I earned it !
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This is getting ridiculous.
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Can't we ever have a meal
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that doesn't end in this argument ?
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It's not like I'm asking for a Ferrari.
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Just a little Beamer convertible.
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Just a little Beamer convertible...
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You know what that thing costs ?
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Doogie, what's wrong with
the station wagon ?
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Mum, it's a tub !
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The only people to drive those things
are autocrash dummies.
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We told you,
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we'll paint it,
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we'll put in a nice sound system.
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If you can drive it for a year
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without a moving violation or an accident,
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then we'll talk about a new car.
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End of discussion.
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Not one of your friends owns
a brand new car.
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Not one of my friends
earns 28.000$ a year !
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Which I'm not gonna let you blow
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on 30.000$ car.
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If that's the way you're gonna be,
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maybe I ought to petition a court for
emancipated minor status.
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Doogie, not that again...
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If I'm old enough to earn it,
I should be old enough to spend it !
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Let me get this straight.
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You don't want any restrictions
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on how you spend the money you earn,
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you don't want a curfew,
you don't want to clean up your room
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or do any other chores.
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Is there anything I'm leaving up ?
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Why can't I just live here
without all the hassle ?
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Because we're running a family here,
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not a hotel.
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Maybe I should go to a hotel.
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Oh, please.
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I'm serious !
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The way you guys treat me, maybe
I ought to be thinking about moving out.
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You can put that thought
out of your head right now.
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You can't stop me.
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Oh yes I can.
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Doogie, maybe you should go.
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What ?
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If he's not gonna let us parent him,
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maybe he should paddle his own canoe.
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Maybe you want this way.
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Doogie Howser, M.D. - 1x05 - The Short Goodbye
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Subs by Hawley, corrections by Mariane
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Tomorrow morning,
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this hospital will be admitting
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the rockstar Charmagne.
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Woah ! Hey !
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Alright !
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I've seen her videos.
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The woman is a stone goddess.
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Dr. Peters will be removing a nodule
from her vocal cords.
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We all know how these celebrity types
are about their privacy.
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I've assured her that's what she'll get.
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Total privacy.
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I've notified the nursing staff
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her presence here is to remain
a complete secret.
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Are we keeping you up, Dr. Howser?
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Sorry, I've been up all night.
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Six-car pile-up on the floor 05,
long shift.
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Well, rest up !
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You're on rounds tomorrow with Dr. Peters.
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Now people,
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I'm relying on your good judgment.
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No leaks about the Charmagne thing.
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I don't want this facility turned into a
teenage invasion from hell.
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That's it.
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Thank you all.
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Yo Peters !
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I give you 100$ if you let me
give her a sponge bath.
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Does it ever bother you that Pathology
is on the same floor as the cafeteria ?
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It's not that far fetched, me and her.
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Celebrities have a thing for doctors !
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It's their perception of us.
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We're all powerful, we're
healer people, God-like.
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Cybill Sheperd, Mary Tyler Moore,
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Victoria Principal, they all
married doctors.
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I don't know
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"Charmagne McGuire" has
neglected resonate, for me.
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Hi guys.
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Hi.
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Jack, you're still looking for a roommate ?
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Sure, you've got someone in mind ?
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Yeah, me.
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What ?
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What's going on, Doug ?
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I'm moving out of my parents' house.
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When did this happen ?
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Last night, I'm gonna get a
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declaration of emancipation.
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What's that?
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Section 64, California's civil code.
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You have to be 14, willingly
living apart from your parents,
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managing your own financial affairs
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and your income isn't
from criminal activities.
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I've got that covered,
it should take 3, 4 weeks tops.
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Doogie, are you sure
you want to do this?
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It's pretty rough out there.
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I can handle it.
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I've got the money.
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I'm not just talking about the money.
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But it's good place to start.
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Listen Doug
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We make around 2.500 a month, right?
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Okay let's start subtracting.
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Your taxes are roughly 700.
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Rent's about 800, that's if
you share a place.
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Food's 200... If you cook at home.
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And you need a car and insurance...
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That's not counting entertainment,
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dates, movies, eating out,
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and then you've got laundry bills,
dry cleaning...
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Well you guys do it !
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Hey, I still get help from my folks.
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And I have two roommates
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and when I date, the guy
normally pays.
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Look, it doesn't take much
to run my life.
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Besides, this isn't about money,
it's about freedom.
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I've got to do this thing.
Tt's time.
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So what do you say Jack,
can I move in ?
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I'm sorry Doogie, I just
wouldn't feel comfortable with it.
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Your friends are much younger,
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I don't want all the kids around !
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Besides, I like to entertain,
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if you know what I mean.
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Much as I'd like to help you out -
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Jeez, McGuire, you're as bad
as my folks.
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And you're not even 30 something.
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Thanks a heap.
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You think his parents would
let me have his room ?
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Hey, Vinnie.
What are you doing here ?
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Your mum sent you a laundry
grind, dude.
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And it ain't clean.
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So where's your new place?
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So far, you're looking at it.
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Are you kidding ?
We can't party there !
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I'm going to look at a place tonight.
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Be sure you get a two bedroom
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when I runaway from home,
I want a place to run to.
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Okay now let's talk about Charmagne.
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Who ?
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Oh that's good. Play stupid.
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I just saw her limo parked
in the back !
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The one with "DREAMING" on
the licence plate ?
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She's here.
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Oh, that. Yeah she cut her
finger in the kitchen
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she'll be in and out
in about an hour.
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You've got that face...
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What face ?
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That Debbie Beckwith face.
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The one you used when you
lied to me about taking her out.
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Debbie Beckwith?
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Debbie Beckwith, sixth grade
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real cute until she had a zinc medecine
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and grew a moustache.
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You're lying to me,
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Charmagne is in here for a stay.
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Alright, she's in here.
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But you can't tell anybody,
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if word gets out Canfield would kill me.
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You've got to promise me.
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Pinky promise, Delpino.
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Okay, okay.
What is she in for ?
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She's getting a nodule
removed from her throat.
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Great.
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What's a nodule ?
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It's a small mass of tissue
in a form of a swelling, looks like a knot.
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Get me that nodule !
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Vinnie, go, I've got to get some sleep.
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Come on Howser, I want it !
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I could bronze it and
hang it from my rearview mirror !
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Can we at least get me into see her ?
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Are you kidding ? There's security
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Canfield's all over us.
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You've got to get me something
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an autograph, a slipper,
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her sheets !
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Yes ?
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Hi.
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I'm Dr. Howser.
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Oh, right.
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The genius.
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W-well I'm not really a genius.
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Oh I mean I am a genius.
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Believe me.
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I know a lot of stuff.
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Tons.
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So... So don't think I'm not a genius.
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You're gonna check me out or what ?
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Oh, of course.
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This checks out good to me.
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Real good.
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Hum, you see
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the reason they sent me in here
is that, um
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my speciality is the heart.
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And um, it's very important that
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before a surgery of this type, that, um
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your heart be fonctioning in a very
special fonctioning way.
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All systems tip-top, you know.
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Oh, sure.
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Have a listen.
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Isn't my heart on the other side ?
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Oh well, it's important
to sneak up on it.
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So, how am I doing ?
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There's a heart in there alright.
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A big one.
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Listen, despite me being a doctor,
I hang around with a lot of juveniles
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and um,
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one such juvenile I know is a
very big fan of yours.
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If it wouldn't be too much to ask,
could you give him an autograph ?
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Sure, no problem.
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His name is, um,
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Vinnie Delpino.
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Doctor, is this necessary ?
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Well, sometimes when the heart moves,
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you can get a different perspective.
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Medically speaking, of course.
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It's a very new concept.
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I'm not gonna lie to you.
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I've been to a lot of places
and I've been turned down.
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Do you have to be a certain age
to rent one of your rooms ?
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Do you have 25$ ?
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American currency ?
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Yes I do !
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Sign here.
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Here's your bucket.
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Your glass.
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And your complementary soap.
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You're not an armed man, are you ?
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No sir.
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I have to ask.
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How could you lie to me all along ?
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I was gonna get around to telling you
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it was just never the right time !
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You're married !
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Get your hands off of me !
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Come on, honey !
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It doesn't really change anything,
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it doesn't change what we have
with each other !
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It changes what I've got for you, bastard !
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It's not like I'm really married,
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I'm just in the middle of a divorce
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I'm gonna...
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Who are you calling ?
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Give me that phone.
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Aaaah !
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Where are you going ?
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Come here and help me !
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Get back in there, Denise !
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Where you think you're going ? Ha ?!
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Denise !!
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Can I use your phone ?
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Err, sure.
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Your goose is cooked now,
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you low-life cheeseball !
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And when i'll find it I'm gonna
stuff right your pants !
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Hello, is this Cecilia ?
266
00:12:50,101 --> 00:12:51,901
Here, it's for you.
267
00:12:51,902 --> 00:12:53,402
It's your WIFE.
268
00:12:54,103 --> 00:12:56,303
What are you staring at, punk ?
269
00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:06,700
Good morning !
270
00:13:07,301 --> 00:13:08,601
How are we feeling ?
271
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:11,500
A little nervous.
272
00:13:11,901 --> 00:13:13,501
Nothing to worry about.
273
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:15,002
You're in good hands here.
274
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,603
This is Dr. Fields,
275
00:13:16,604 --> 00:13:18,004
he'll be giving your aenesthesia
276
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,405
and he wanna talk with you
after I am finished.
277
00:13:20,406 --> 00:13:23,406
This is Dr. Howser, the resident
on this service.
278
00:13:23,707 --> 00:13:26,407
He'll be doing the post-operative follow up.
279
00:13:26,608 --> 00:13:28,908
Nurse will be in to give you
a pretty open -
280
00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:29,709
Hold it.
281
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000
This kid is bogus.
282
00:13:32,001 --> 00:13:35,401
I assure you, Dr. Howser
is a bona-fide M. D.
283
00:13:35,402 --> 00:13:39,602
Dr. Howser is short, dark, has funny teeth
and talks up in New York accent.
284
00:13:40,203 --> 00:13:41,603
Vinnie.
285
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,404
Vinnie ?
286
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,705
This is not the kid that I saw
the other day.
287
00:13:46,306 --> 00:13:47,906
Oh this is ridiculous !
288
00:13:48,207 --> 00:13:51,107
If you guys can get away
with something like this, what's next ?
289
00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:54,108
Maybe you'll yank off my
gall bladder instead of my nodule ?
290
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,709
All of you, get out !
291
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,010
I'm out of here !
292
00:13:57,011 --> 00:13:58,111
Out ! Now !
293
00:13:58,112 --> 00:14:00,412
I don't want to see any
of you ever again !
294
00:14:00,913 --> 00:14:01,713
Okay,
295
00:14:01,714 --> 00:14:04,014
the bottom line is you get your
tale back in her room.
296
00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:06,815
You'll crawl all over floors and bark
like a dog if you have to.
297
00:14:06,816 --> 00:14:08,416
Beg, prostrate yourself,
298
00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:09,717
but make this alright !
299
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:10,718
She was pretty mad.
300
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,919
She could attack me,
do physical damage.
301
00:14:12,821 --> 00:14:15,321
What are you worried about ?
You're in a hospital.
302
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,700
Um, hi.
303
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,700
I came to apologize.
304
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,701
I obviously picked a good time.
305
00:14:33,702 --> 00:14:34,902
Listen, I realise-
306
00:14:34,903 --> 00:14:36,303
You realise nothing.
307
00:14:36,804 --> 00:14:39,704
You may be the sixteen year-old
genius doctor from another planet,
308
00:14:39,705 --> 00:14:42,105
but you're an idiot, and
your friend is an idiot.
309
00:14:42,706 --> 00:14:46,006
You may know how to list
all the reproductive organs of anat',
310
00:14:46,007 --> 00:14:48,007
but I am not staying in a hospital
311
00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:50,308
that will put up with such immaturity.
312
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,300
So, Dr. Puberty,
313
00:14:54,301 --> 00:14:55,501
I am out of here.
314
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:58,800
Hold it.
315
00:14:58,801 --> 00:14:59,701
You can't go.
316
00:14:59,702 --> 00:15:00,802
Why not ?
317
00:15:00,803 --> 00:15:02,303
Because you need this surgery.
318
00:15:02,304 --> 00:15:05,004
There are other hospitals, other doctors.
319
00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:06,706
Now out of my way.
320
00:15:06,707 --> 00:15:08,307
Okay just tell me one thing.
321
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,100
Are you really leaving because you're
steamed up over this hospital
322
00:15:11,101 --> 00:15:12,901
or are you leaving because you're scared ?
323
00:15:12,902 --> 00:15:15,702
Do you know what could happen
if that guy Dr. Peters slips ?
324
00:15:15,903 --> 00:15:18,003
My career is down the toilet !
325
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,104
He won't slip.
Peters is the best in the business.
326
00:15:20,305 --> 00:15:22,005
Even the best can have a bad day.
327
00:15:22,006 --> 00:15:24,406
He's done a thousand of these surgeries.
328
00:15:24,407 --> 00:15:25,707
Yeah, well.
329
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:26,708
You're not the one lying down
330
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:28,809
with surgical instruments in your mouth.
331
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,100
You're scared, aren't you ?
332
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,600
Okay.
333
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:37,801
So what if I am?
334
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,100
Honest, there's nothing
to be scared about.
335
00:15:40,101 --> 00:15:41,601
It's a relatively simple procedure and
336
00:15:41,602 --> 00:15:45,002
I will personally see to it that your
family's apprised every step of the way.
337
00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:47,203
A family.
338
00:15:47,604 --> 00:15:48,604
Oh I'm sorry.
339
00:15:48,905 --> 00:15:49,505
Hey
340
00:15:49,806 --> 00:15:51,806
Don't hold any benefits for me.
341
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,500
I'm a big girl, I left home when I was 15.
342
00:15:55,201 --> 00:15:56,501
Really, how come ?
343
00:15:56,802 --> 00:15:57,702
None of your business.
344
00:15:59,703 --> 00:16:00,903
You know, the...
345
00:16:01,104 --> 00:16:03,404
Usual broken home song and dance.
346
00:16:03,605 --> 00:16:05,505
It's better off on my own, believe me.
347
00:16:05,706 --> 00:16:07,006
Yeah, I know what you mean.
348
00:16:07,507 --> 00:16:09,007
I just left home myself.
349
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:11,408
Why would someone like you leave home ?
350
00:16:12,009 --> 00:16:13,309
Parents drink ?
351
00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:14,510
Hu-hu.
352
00:16:15,111 --> 00:16:16,211
They divorced ?
353
00:16:16,212 --> 00:16:17,212
Nope.
354
00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:18,613
They beat on you ?
355
00:16:18,814 --> 00:16:19,614
No.
356
00:16:19,615 --> 00:16:21,015
They beat on each other ?
357
00:16:21,316 --> 00:16:22,016
No.
358
00:16:22,217 --> 00:16:23,717
Then what's your problem ?
359
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:28,118
Well it started because of a car
they won't let me buy.
360
00:16:28,919 --> 00:16:30,119
Wait a second.
361
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,100
You left home over a car ?
362
00:16:35,201 --> 00:16:36,601
It's more than just that !
363
00:16:36,602 --> 00:16:37,902
They don't listen to me !
364
00:16:38,403 --> 00:16:40,003
They treat me like a kid !
365
00:16:40,304 --> 00:16:42,004
They treat you like a kid.
366
00:16:43,005 --> 00:16:44,305
Come here.
367
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,100
Look at yourself.
368
00:16:49,701 --> 00:16:51,301
You ARE a kid.
369
00:16:51,602 --> 00:16:55,302
It's the greatest thing in the world
to be, enjoy it !
370
00:16:55,303 --> 00:16:57,103
Don't be in such a hurry to grow up.
371
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,700
You left home and you survived.
372
00:17:03,501 --> 00:17:06,101
I had to leave home so that I could survive.
373
00:17:06,802 --> 00:17:07,902
Now look at me !
374
00:17:08,303 --> 00:17:10,103
I'm surrounded by yes-men and
375
00:17:10,104 --> 00:17:12,304
hangers-on and bodyguards...
376
00:17:12,505 --> 00:17:14,905
Well I have cars, and money
377
00:17:15,106 --> 00:17:17,606
and all the stuff that's supposed
to make you happy
378
00:17:17,607 --> 00:17:19,007
but I don't have a family.
379
00:17:19,808 --> 00:17:22,608
I don't have a mum and dad to love me
and take care of me.
380
00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:25,009
I mean
381
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,610
what if something does go wrong
on that operating table ?
382
00:17:28,411 --> 00:17:30,611
Who's gonna really be there for me ?
383
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,500
Me.
384
00:17:33,201 --> 00:17:35,801
I'll be there for you, I'll be your family.
385
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,400
You're gonna make me cry.
386
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,400
Give me a hug, will you ?
387
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,500
Well...
388
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,800
Well where do we stand ?
389
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:04,000
Are we going ahead ?
390
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,301
We need to know.
391
00:18:05,602 --> 00:18:08,602
Is Dr. Howser gonna be
a part of this thing ?
392
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,800
He doesn't have to be.
393
00:18:12,101 --> 00:18:13,201
He'd better be.
394
00:18:13,502 --> 00:18:14,902
Well then of course he will.
395
00:18:15,403 --> 00:18:16,403
Okay.
396
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,300
Let's rock n'roll.
397
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,200
Thanks.
398
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,600
Hi Mum, hi Dad !
399
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,200
Hey where are all the choco bars ?
400
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,000
So how are you guys doing ?
401
00:18:49,001 --> 00:18:51,701
I thought my shift was never
going to end.
402
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,300
We better drink this milk up,
it expires tomorrow.
403
00:19:00,901 --> 00:19:02,301
Rough day today.
404
00:19:02,702 --> 00:19:04,902
It's gonna be great to hit
that pillow upstairs.
405
00:19:04,903 --> 00:19:06,303
There's one thing about a shift like-
406
00:19:06,304 --> 00:19:08,004
Pillow upstairs ?
407
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,205
Yeah the one on my bed, in my room.
408
00:19:13,506 --> 00:19:15,106
Hold it young man.
409
00:19:15,107 --> 00:19:18,907
Is this just a house-call,
or are you back for good ?
410
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:23,700
Well you could say it's kind of an...
Extended house-call.
411
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:26,501
Are you prepared to live by the house rules ?
412
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,900
I've found out something.
413
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,600
A sixteen year-old needs
his mother and father,
414
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,100
and a doctor...
415
00:19:35,601 --> 00:19:37,601
needs his mother and father too.
416
00:19:38,102 --> 00:19:40,002
So you're back for good ?
417
00:19:40,703 --> 00:19:42,403
Yeah I am.
418
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,800
I checked out the wagon
on the way in,
419
00:19:45,801 --> 00:19:47,901
a new coat of paint and
a new clear sound system
420
00:19:47,902 --> 00:19:49,702
and that baby will be smokin'.
421
00:19:49,803 --> 00:19:51,603
I'm glad you think so.
422
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,200
Well I don't really but...
423
00:19:54,201 --> 00:19:55,601
That will do for now.
424
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,600
Aren't you forgetting something ?
425
00:19:59,501 --> 00:20:00,301
What ?
426
00:20:00,502 --> 00:20:02,802
It's monday night.
427
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,000
Football ?
428
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:07,201
Close.
429
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,000
Garbage.
430
00:20:09,201 --> 00:20:11,401
No Dad I hate taking out the-
431
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,600
Okay, okay.
432
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,900
Howser, what are you doing here ?
433
00:20:42,901 --> 00:20:44,801
I just beat myself up.
434
00:20:44,802 --> 00:20:46,902
But you were out there, over the wall !
435
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,500
I had to come back, Vinnie.
436
00:20:49,901 --> 00:20:51,101
Why ?
437
00:20:51,002 --> 00:20:53,602
Cause I just missed you so darn much,
438
00:20:53,603 --> 00:20:55,203
how about a big wet kiss, come here !
439
00:20:55,204 --> 00:20:56,204
Get away from me !
440
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,100
So, how's Charmagne ?
441
00:21:02,101 --> 00:21:04,201
Fine, her operation's a complete success.
442
00:21:04,202 --> 00:21:05,502
Can you believe it man ?
443
00:21:05,503 --> 00:21:08,103
These fingers were six millimeters
from her heart,
444
00:21:08,104 --> 00:21:09,604
maybe seven away from-
445
00:21:09,605 --> 00:21:10,905
Ruining my career.
446
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:13,000
Hey i'm sorry man.
447
00:21:13,001 --> 00:21:14,401
I couldn't help myself.
448
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,800
Hey I almost forgot.
449
00:21:18,401 --> 00:21:19,801
I've got your present.
450
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,000
Charmagne's nodule.
451
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:27,001
Woah !
452
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,500
Hey that's a good size nodule !
453
00:21:29,501 --> 00:21:30,501
Isn't it ?
454
00:21:31,302 --> 00:21:33,402
How could she sing with
that in her throat ?
455
00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:37,300
Do you realise the value of this nodule ?
456
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,700
Someday, this...
457
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,101
could be in the Smithsonian.
458
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,800
Why leave it to those coots
of the Smithsonian, hum ?
459
00:21:51,801 --> 00:21:53,401
Eww, gross !
460
00:21:53,702 --> 00:21:56,502
You're a geek, you've been
at the hospital too long !
461
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,200
Pervert.
462
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,700
Doogie ?
463
00:22:16,701 --> 00:22:17,601
Oh hi Dad.
464
00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:18,802
Want a raisin ?
465
00:22:19,003 --> 00:22:20,003
No thanks.
466
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,700
I just wanted you to know
467
00:22:23,701 --> 00:22:25,501
that your mother and I missed you.
468
00:22:26,202 --> 00:22:27,602
And we're glad you're home.
469
00:22:27,803 --> 00:22:29,003
Me too.
470
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,500
Good night son.
471
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,600
Good night Dad.
472
00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:38,200
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