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Hey Howser you're up?
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In here.
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Okay.
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Picture this.
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You, me,
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the sand, the surf
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our bodies shmeared with cocoa butter,
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and girls, lots of girls,
all in bikinis.
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It's perfect!
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It's saturday!
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The sun is out!
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Life is good.
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Except I can't go, I'm working.
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Ah, geez, you're always working!
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Fine, I'll go without you.
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Again.
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...expect someone to remember
something so... Trivial!
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You really don't remember the day we met?
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Well... Let's see...
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If memory serves.
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It was hum... It was a sunday.
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Hum, in June, the 26th,
at 4:30 in the afternoon,
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and it was raining, and you and Jenny
Shau running down Linkin boulevard
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soaking wet. You were wearing a
powder blue cardigan sweater,
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with a pair... of hard earrings!
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And I drove up in my dad's
Chevy and the two of you
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argued about who was gonna sit
in front seat, right?
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David...
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Remember what was on the radio?
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They say we're young, and we don't know
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And he's always like that
in the morning?
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No it's their 28th anniversary tomorrow
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they're going to the laguna for a
romantic week end.
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I don't know if all that's true
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Cause you got me and Baby, I got you
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Babe
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I got you Babe
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I got you Babe
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Mom, dad.
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Vinnie's here.
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Good morning Vinnie.
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Hi Miss Tetch.
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Kathleen, we should get started.
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Honey, would you like me to take out
some hamburger paddies to the frost?
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You can have them for dinner.
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No thanks I'll grab something later.
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If you need it son, and that's only
in an extreme emergency,
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this is the number to the hotel.
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And if you go out tonight,
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set the alarm.
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Turn on some lights.
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No problem.
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You're sure you don't want
Mrs Marlowe to spend the night?
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Mom I'll be fine, I'm not 10 years old.
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Alright, sorry.
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Bye honey.
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See you tomorrow night.
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Have a great time!
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Do you know what this is?
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This is a gift from God!
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This is a blessing!
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This is party time!
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Doogie Howser, M.D. - 1x04 - Frisky Business
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Subs by Hawley
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What about Lola?
We got to get Lola.
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No, I said no Vinnie, forget it.
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Alright then, set.
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I'm hanging up.
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You're in the backroom at Chez Paul's
from 8 til 1,then it's back to my place
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for a little late night whatever.
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Right.
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Hey Jack. What's going on?
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Nothing, Lucas is throwing a
bachelor party for Bill Wilson.
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Oh great, when is it?
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It's next friday, but...
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Look, Doogie I don't think you're invited.
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What? You're kidding!
Why not?
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I didn't even know you knew Wilson.
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I know him better than half those
guys, we went to medical school together!
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What can I tell you?
I'm sorry.
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I didn't make up the guest list.
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Come on Jackie, you don't think
I can handle it, do you?
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You know, it wouldn't be the first
time I've seen a naked woman.
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Yeah, but cadavers don't count, sport.
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This thing is going to be for
mature audiences only.
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I am sick of you guys treating me
like I'm your little brother!
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Look, Doogie, bottom line
you're still under age!
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You can't even get into Chez Paul's!
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Oh come on! You know it's Wilson's night,
nobody's gonna be checking IDs.
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You rented out the room.
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Ok, alright, I'll see what I can do.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Shall we begin?
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The first patient is Mr Sy Burmen,
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white male, age 73, admitted last night
to 11:35 PM about unstable angina.
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Hum, initial labs studies were unremarkable,
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he's been on atenolol, IV in intro,
glycerin and aspirin.
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Sy!
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Look who's here!
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Hello sweetie!
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Hi May.
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Hi Sy,
how are you feeling today?
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I had been better.
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Sy, this is Doctor Matsumura, she's
the head of the cardiology department.
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You're doing very well Mr Burmen.
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I think we can move you to
the telemetry unit this afternoon.
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That's the ambulatory floor.
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Is that good?
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Yeah, that's good.
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I want you to know that this is a good boy.
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He takes wonderful care of my Sy.
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May.
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We almost forgot.
May, give him the cake!
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I had this in the freezer!
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You like pound cake?
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Let's monitor him closely.
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Oftentimes there'll be an onset of chest pain.
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And Doctor Howser,
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you're doing a very good job!
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You're not missing anything,
believe me.
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A bunch of horny guys ogleing a naked
women, how much fun can that be?
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Nevermind...
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There you are!
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Vinnie, forget it, I don't want to hear it.
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Come on, Howser, it's the law
of nature!
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Your parents go out of town,
you throw a party!
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I told you, I'm on call!
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Hi! Vincent Delpino.
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You seem like a sophisticated 90's
kind of woman.
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Would you go to a party
thrown by my friend Douglas here?
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Sounds like fun!
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You see?
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What do you say,
I pick you up at 8?
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I'd done up my shorts and
some stature for you.
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I'm a magician.
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I'm sure you are.
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Come on man! Someday you gotta
throw this party!
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What do you mean "I gotta"
throw this party?
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'Cause you can't let people
go on thinking
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you're just this weird guy with a mutant brain!
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Get out! People don't think that.
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Wanna bet?
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Kids at school call you "Dr Geek".
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Look, what did you expect?
All they know is that you've got
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a zillion IQ and you hang out
with a bunch of sick dudes!
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You're never around!
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You know, I'm getting so tired of this!
Guys here are treating me like I'm a little kid,
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you guys think I'm so kind of freak-
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That's my point.
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This is a chance for these individuals
to get to know the real you!
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Think of what a thing like this
would do for your rep'!
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Alright, alright, I'll do it.
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Yes!
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But here is the deal : we keep it small.
Fifteen people tops.
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Good.
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That's about how many I invited.
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This is gonna be so prime!
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Nice moves.
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Thanks!
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Hey Howser, got any more chips?
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Hey Howsy, you've seen guys
who got shot and stuff?
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Yeah, a couple of times.
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Radical!
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This one time, a guy came in with
a bullet loged in his cerebral cortex...
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He survived, but he lost his entire memory,
he didn't even remember his own name.
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Wow...
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You guys should come at the hospital
some time, I'll show you around!
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Oh that'd be great!
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Oh which reminds me I'm giving
my own personal CPR class in five minutes.
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Any volunteers?
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I'm going to the bathroom,
wanna come?
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No that's okay.
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Hum, i'll join you.
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Yo Howser! Where are those chips?
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Coming up!
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You need any help?
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Oh no, thanks.
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Your folks have a really nice place.
They're away, uh?
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Yeah, they come back tomorrow,
they're gone all night.
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I mean, t-til you have to be home.
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Actually, I... told my parents I'm
staying at Janine's tonight.
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I don't have to be home.
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You're not going to believe who's here.
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Seniors.
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I invited them but I didn't think they'd show!
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Let's just relax, Vinnie.
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I don't know if the beer is so cool.
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Are you kidding? This party just
went from a B- to an A+ !
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Hey, Jeff, good to see you mate!
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Glad you could make it!
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Oh, Vinnie Delpino.
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Right.
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You're Howser?
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I heard you're doctor.
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Yeah.
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That's cool.
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This is totally incredible, I can't believe
I'm your best friend and
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I got a year with second hands.
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Care what?
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Look at you, you're so cool,
so calm, I love it!
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Vinnie what are you talking about?
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Come on!
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Tonight's the night! Your journey
into manhood begins!
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You and Wanda! This is so great
I'm getting a little queasy myself.
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What are you talking about?
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I heard from Brian, who heard from Janine
that Wanda told her folks
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she was sleeping over at Janine's, when in fact,
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Janine told me that wasn't necessarily true.
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Wait a minute, slow down.
It's not what you think.
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Come on, Howser, we between the sheets,
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if she told you she don't have to be home,
what do you think it means?
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Well nobody said anything
about sleeping together.
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We haven't even been going out that long!
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Why fight it?
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Just be grateful!
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I don't know.
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My room's not clean.
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What if I freeze up?
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Hey Howser, relax. It's a perfectly natural act.
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Like salmons swimming upstream.
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Once you'll get naked,
you'll know what to do!
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Oh geez.
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Ok, ok, I know what you're going through,
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your stomach is turning, your underwear is
tightening up, your mouth's a little pasty
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I got just the answer.
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Here. Twelve ounces of this
and you'll be cool as a kosher dill.
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Forget it Vinnie, I don't even like this stuff.
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No no no, trust Doctor Delpino,
it's the medecine of courage.
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Doogie, someone might see us...
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Who cares?
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Hello?
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When?
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Alright, give him 4mg of morphine,
and follow up with 5000 units of heparin bolus.
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I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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Wanda I've got to go.
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Vinnie watch the house,
I'll be back as soon as I can.
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Doogie. You're okay to drive?
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I had one beer Vinnie, I'm fine.
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Is there a problem officier?
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You were caught doing a 50
in a 35 mph zone, son.
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I'm really sorry but
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I have to get to the Eastman medical center.
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It's an emergency. My name is
Douglas Howser and i'm a doctor.
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And I'm an Indian princess.
License and registration, please.
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Is there a problem?
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My wallet! I must have left it home,
I raced out in a hurry.
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Right. Step out of the car, please.
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Wait.
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Here, here, my prescription pad!
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I don't think your father
would appreciate this, son.
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You don't understand.
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I'm Doctor Howser. I mean, we're
both Doctor Howser,
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but he's David and I'm Douglas.
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Look, this really is me! I'm a resident
at Eastman, you can call them!
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Now please, I've got to get to the hospital.
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How much alcohol have you had tonight?
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Alcohol? I had one beer.
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One?
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And you're standing here trying
to convince me that you're a doctor?
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You don't even look old enough to drive, kid.
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I swear, I'm sixteen years old,
I just got my license.
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Alright, let's do a little test.
Spread your arms-
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I'm not drunk, dammit!
I'm telling you the truth!
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And if anything happens to my patient
it'll be your butt!
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I've got a 22-350.
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Driving without a license.
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Possible D.U.I.
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We'll notify.
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What were the results of his
cardiac isoenzymes?
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Good.
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No, they gave me a breathalyzer
but it came out .03,
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they're dropping the D.U.I. charge.
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Look, Curly,
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my folks are the red scarlet laguna,
can you call them?
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They're gonna have to pick me up.
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Thanks.
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Oh-oh.
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Can I just say one thing?
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No.
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How you could do something as...
Contemptible as drinking and driving?
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That's beyond my comprehension.
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I will not tolerate it.
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But dad, I wasn't drunk!
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You put your life and the lives
of others in danger,
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plain and simple.
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And you were on call...
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That my friend, is unexcusable.
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Besides,
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the last time we checked, Douglas,
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the drinking age in this state
was 21, not 16.
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You want us to treat you like a responsible adult
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and you behave like an immature adolescent.
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You take our trust and throw it
out the window.
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Doogie.
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Can you imagine how we felt
when the hospital called?
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We were terrified!
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How do we know you weren't
seriously hurt or...
298
00:15:44,105 --> 00:15:46,005
Or god forbid.
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I have never been this disappointed in you
as I am right now, Douglas.
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Er, dad, there's one other thing.
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This conversation is over, Douglas.
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Hey bro!
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Let this coming through!
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My persian carpet!
305
00:16:22,301 --> 00:16:24,601
Hey so that's where the pretzels went!
306
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,700
Look who's here! Doctor No-Show.
307
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,900
Sy, can I talk to you?
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00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,601
Sure. Why not?
309
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Do I look like I'm busy?
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00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:54,003
About last night...
I just wanted to say I'm...
311
00:16:55,304 --> 00:16:56,704
I'm really sorry.
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00:16:57,205 --> 00:16:59,105
No, I should have been here.
313
00:16:59,106 --> 00:17:03,106
Why? So you could have been Doctor 150?
314
00:17:03,107 --> 00:17:06,607
There were one thousand people in
white coats here last night,
315
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:10,508
everyone poking, and sticking,
and doing and looking...
316
00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:13,009
they almost killed me!
317
00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:15,310
Well, I'm just glad you're okay,
318
00:17:15,311 --> 00:17:18,811
and I promess, it will never happen again.
319
00:17:19,012 --> 00:17:21,712
Look. Don't be so hard on yourself.
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00:17:21,713 --> 00:17:25,813
I'm here, I'm fine, and listen,
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00:17:25,814 --> 00:17:27,614
if it wasn't for you,
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I wouldn't have made it this long.
323
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,000
You're well aware, Doctor Howser,
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that there are people in this hospital
who feel you simply don't have
325
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the emotional maturity to be a doctor.
326
00:17:41,703 --> 00:17:44,603
On more than one occasion, I've had
to defend your right to be here,
327
00:17:44,604 --> 00:17:47,604
sometimes at the expense of
my own reputation.
328
00:17:48,205 --> 00:17:49,605
But not this time.
329
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,400
Last night,
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you compromized yourself, this hospital,
and the life of your patient.
331
00:17:59,902 --> 00:18:02,502
Think for a moment about our liability
and if you had arrived
332
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and administered aid in an impaired condition.
333
00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:06,804
Or worse,
334
00:18:07,305 --> 00:18:09,605
if the patient had died.
335
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,400
Douglas,
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we're all guilty of making mistakes.
337
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,401
But this is one a doctor cannot make.
338
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:23,802
At any age.
339
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,000
Yes?
340
00:18:33,301 --> 00:18:35,001
What is this regarding?
341
00:18:35,702 --> 00:18:36,902
Oh alright, yes.
342
00:18:37,403 --> 00:18:38,903
Tell them I'll be right there.
343
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,300
Let me tell you a story, Douglas.
344
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,707
In medical school, I knew a student
345
00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:54,508
who was talked into participating
in a fraternity prank.
346
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:59,209
His role was to procure a fresh cadaver
from the bio lab, which he did.
347
00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:00,810
Without hesitation.
348
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,700
The cadaver was surreptitiously
delivered to the local Tri Delta sorority
349
00:19:05,701 --> 00:19:07,801
during a formal dance, dressed in a tuxedo.
350
00:19:10,802 --> 00:19:11,802
Yes,
351
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,303
it was funny.
352
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:20,204
Until the sorority decided to press charges
against the medical school.
353
00:19:20,805 --> 00:19:21,905
And the student.
354
00:19:23,406 --> 00:19:25,406
The incident could have cost him
his carreer.
355
00:19:25,907 --> 00:19:29,707
However, after a great deal of
humiliation, charges were dropped.
356
00:19:30,308 --> 00:19:32,708
He has since gone on to become a very...
357
00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:35,709
distinguished doctor.
358
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,710
The point I'm making, Douglas,
359
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,911
is that one mistake does not have
to ruin your career,
360
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:47,012
but you have got to decide what's
really important here.
361
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,400
Enough said.
362
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Doctor Canfield,
I never would have guessed
363
00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:03,201
you were the kind of guy who'd steal a cadaver.
364
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:05,102
I didn't.
365
00:20:07,203 --> 00:20:09,203
I was talking about your father.
366
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,600
Hey.
367
00:20:24,401 --> 00:20:25,401
What?
368
00:20:26,502 --> 00:20:28,902
I tried calling you at the hospital,
where have you been?
369
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,400
I was there.
370
00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:35,301
You never think maybe I didn't
want to talk to you?
371
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:37,702
'Crossed my mind.
372
00:20:38,603 --> 00:20:42,003
Hey so what the cops do?
They cuff you? Take mug shots?
373
00:20:43,204 --> 00:20:44,804
You don't get it, do you?
374
00:20:45,405 --> 00:20:46,905
This wasn't a joke.
375
00:20:47,006 --> 00:20:49,606
You know the kind of trouble I'm in?
I got nailed at work,
376
00:20:49,607 --> 00:20:51,407
I'm grounded for months,
377
00:20:51,408 --> 00:20:53,708
I totally lost my parents respect.
378
00:20:54,009 --> 00:20:54,909
Yeah, so?
379
00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:55,910
Vinnie!
380
00:20:57,211 --> 00:20:58,911
I don't know why I ever listen to you!
381
00:20:59,412 --> 00:21:01,112
I don't know why I let you in my window,
382
00:21:01,113 --> 00:21:02,913
I don't know why I let you in my life!
383
00:21:02,914 --> 00:21:05,314
Why do I do that Vinnie,
uh, can you tell me why?
384
00:21:05,715 --> 00:21:07,315
Cause we're best friends!
385
00:21:09,016 --> 00:21:10,316
... I'm the bitchinest guy you know?
386
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
Uh, I...
387
00:21:18,401 --> 00:21:21,701
I guess none of this would have happen
if I didn't invite those guys, uh?
388
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,002
No... Forget it, it wasn't your fault,
it was mine.
389
00:21:25,603 --> 00:21:27,403
I know I was on call, it was stupid.
390
00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:30,704
Yeah, it kind of was, wasn't it!
391
00:21:31,505 --> 00:21:34,305
Look I better get going, your dad
catches me here, I'm a memory.
392
00:21:35,006 --> 00:21:35,906
'Later!
393
00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:41,650
Hey, Doug,
394
00:21:41,651 --> 00:21:43,251
you and me, we're okay?
395
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,300
Yeah, sure Vin.
396
00:21:46,350 --> 00:21:50,900
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