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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,087 To Emily, our modern-day Joan of Arc. 2 00:00:02,113 --> 00:00:03,674 What does an assistant do, like? 3 00:00:03,675 --> 00:00:06,499 - Do I make you coffee or tea? - Tell them to make it frothy. 4 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:07,925 You're Emily's assistant, right? 5 00:00:07,950 --> 00:00:10,255 I'm her best friend, I'm just here to help her while she does this film. But... 6 00:00:10,256 --> 00:00:11,699 She's paying you, right? 7 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:13,509 You are the best friend that anyone could ever have. 8 00:00:13,509 --> 00:00:15,587 That's what a good assistant would say. 9 00:00:15,588 --> 00:00:18,430 - Ah, make-up, can we get the tear stick? - No, I-I don't need it. 10 00:00:18,430 --> 00:00:19,630 I can do it on my own. 11 00:00:20,180 --> 00:00:23,837 Cut. Perfect. That was amazing, Dolly. Print that. 12 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:28,060 They've asked me to fly to England for a camera test. I'm not joking. 13 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:29,685 - But not Emily? - No. 14 00:00:29,686 --> 00:00:31,073 Break a leg, Doll. 15 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:32,590 You say you are my best friend, 16 00:00:32,591 --> 00:00:35,555 just as long as you're the fancied one, the successful one. 17 00:00:35,555 --> 00:00:38,674 You've made this entire shoot all about you. 18 00:00:38,674 --> 00:00:42,359 What about me... if you go now, you are walking out of my life for ever, Doll. 19 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:43,600 There's no coming back. 20 00:00:44,227 --> 00:00:48,661 - Voila. Doll and Em. - I didn't think you worked here any more. 21 00:00:48,661 --> 00:00:51,286 That must be a huge relief to find absolutely nothing has changed. 22 00:00:51,286 --> 00:00:53,901 I'm sorry I made you my assistant, not just because 23 00:00:53,902 --> 00:00:58,063 you are the worst assistant ever but because I lost my best friend. 24 00:00:59,095 --> 00:01:00,959 Oh, I should be pinched to death! 25 00:01:00,959 --> 00:01:02,786 I really did love the play, Doll. 26 00:01:02,786 --> 00:01:04,707 It was just what going to the theatre should be like. 27 00:01:04,707 --> 00:01:07,365 Why don't we do something together, be in a play together? 28 00:01:07,365 --> 00:01:10,161 We could go and write by the sea somewhere, like Virginia Woolf 29 00:01:10,161 --> 00:01:11,050 In a lighthouse. 30 00:01:11,050 --> 00:01:13,260 Yeah, my God. That would be perfect. 31 00:01:18,270 --> 00:01:22,348 Oh, it's so cool. The views are incredible. 32 00:01:22,684 --> 00:01:24,330 Feel like I'm floating. 33 00:01:24,331 --> 00:01:26,671 It's like staying at the top of the Eiffel Tower or something. 34 00:01:26,671 --> 00:01:30,755 It's an awesome panorama in all directions. Look down. 35 00:01:32,061 --> 00:01:33,326 It's a real trip. 36 00:01:36,171 --> 00:01:39,387 Now these stairs are pretty steep so let's hold on to the rails. 37 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:42,931 Oh, it's so lovely. 38 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:56,755 Oh wow, I've had an idea already. 39 00:02:00,397 --> 00:02:02,181 _ 40 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:06,903 And another one! 41 00:02:07,365 --> 00:02:08,845 God, I'm on a roll. 42 00:02:11,346 --> 00:02:12,546 Doll? 43 00:02:14,695 --> 00:02:16,323 - Dolly? - Yeah? 44 00:02:16,798 --> 00:02:19,615 - Dolly? Help. - Excuse me? 45 00:02:21,810 --> 00:02:24,404 Oh, no. Has your vertigo come back again? 46 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,191 - Yeah, a little bit. - Oh. 47 00:02:26,191 --> 00:02:29,532 - Forgot it was going to be so high up. - It's not as high as some. 48 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:32,172 This one's only 197 feet above sea level. 49 00:02:32,173 --> 00:02:34,100 Shh! Help! Please don't say that. 50 00:02:34,125 --> 00:02:36,766 - Oh. - Do you want to leave? 51 00:02:37,044 --> 00:02:39,480 I don't know, maybe. 52 00:02:40,740 --> 00:02:43,534 - Do the windows open? - No. 53 00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:46,403 - Are you sure? - Absolutely. 54 00:02:47,223 --> 00:02:49,425 So i-if I was sleepwalking or something, 55 00:02:49,425 --> 00:02:52,443 I wouldn't be able to crack them open and feed myself through? 56 00:02:52,785 --> 00:02:55,234 No, it... it... it seems like quite a steady pane. 57 00:02:55,234 --> 00:02:57,140 I reckon even if you took a run-up... 58 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,243 Yeah, no. There's no way. 59 00:02:59,244 --> 00:03:02,743 Well, that's awesome, then. Brilliant. No, I love it. 60 00:03:02,743 --> 00:03:05,567 - Your lighthouse is adorable. - Thanks. 61 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:10,638 - Hey, aren't you an actress? - Yes, I am. We both are. 62 00:03:10,996 --> 00:03:15,120 - And playwrights now. - Smart, that's real smart. 63 00:03:15,121 --> 00:03:15,984 Thank you. 64 00:03:15,984 --> 00:03:18,020 And are you writing parts for yourselves? 65 00:03:18,180 --> 00:03:21,580 - Oh absolutely. Broadway, here we come. - Real smart. 66 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:24,877 I'm guessing it's tough to book a job now that you're older. 67 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:30,703 I mean, I hear the ageing process is harsh for actresses. Am I right? 68 00:03:32,331 --> 00:03:38,149 - Well, welcome, ladies. Just one thing. - Thank you. Yeah? 69 00:03:38,149 --> 00:03:39,349 Don't touch this. 70 00:03:40,792 --> 00:03:43,652 - OK, what's it for? - The main beam. 71 00:03:43,652 --> 00:03:45,615 It warns oncoming boats. 72 00:03:46,962 --> 00:03:48,905 You weren't tempted to put a bit of glass over it 73 00:03:48,905 --> 00:03:51,260 - with one of those little hammers. - Yeah, on a chain. 74 00:03:51,326 --> 00:03:56,914 - Or just put it m-much higher up. - Glass and chains... You crack me up! 75 00:03:58,086 --> 00:03:59,286 Good luck. 76 00:03:59,292 --> 00:04:01,218 - Thanks. - Bye. 77 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:56,040 - Original source: UKsubtitles.ru - - Sync & corrections: PetaG for addic7ed.com - 78 00:04:58,414 --> 00:05:01,298 Doll, I'm so glad you forced me to do this. 79 00:05:01,857 --> 00:05:05,602 Sorry, I didn't mean forced. I meant... encouraged. 80 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:10,384 It's just so cool to finally be saying something for ourselves. 81 00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:15,948 - Oh, don't say finally. - Why not? 82 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:17,506 It makes me sound hopeless. 83 00:05:17,506 --> 00:05:20,060 You're not hopeless, you're a late bloomer. 84 00:05:20,686 --> 00:05:23,000 It's actually really easy writing a play. 85 00:05:23,299 --> 00:05:26,053 - Why do people make such a fuss about it? - I know. 86 00:05:27,257 --> 00:05:29,060 Do you think we'll get invited on chat shows? 87 00:05:29,351 --> 00:05:32,801 Not sure about chat shows but, you know, if it's good, 88 00:05:32,801 --> 00:05:35,845 we might get invited to talk at universities or... 89 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:41,269 you know, late-night panel discussion forums, salons. 90 00:05:41,269 --> 00:05:42,903 We'll be on the literary circuit, you know? 91 00:05:42,903 --> 00:05:45,023 Intimate dinners with other intellectuals. 92 00:05:45,023 --> 00:05:47,189 I feel like we might get asked to do a TED Talk. 93 00:05:47,189 --> 00:05:49,499 They are definitely going to ask you to do a TED Talk. 94 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:52,700 Can you do it, though? I'd quite like to be mysterious. 95 00:05:53,506 --> 00:05:55,798 Turn the light off, Mrs Mystery. 96 00:05:59,007 --> 00:06:02,346 - Oh, oh. Oh! - What? 97 00:06:15,356 --> 00:06:19,628 - Sorry. Taxi! Taxi! - Just wait a sec. 98 00:06:20,435 --> 00:06:21,635 Oh! 99 00:06:21,702 --> 00:06:23,656 Crazy old dykes! 100 00:06:23,656 --> 00:06:25,023 So you're gonna, you're going to introduce it. 101 00:06:25,024 --> 00:06:26,281 - You're going to talk first. - Yes. Okay. 102 00:06:26,282 --> 00:06:27,641 You look very pretty, by the way. 103 00:06:27,641 --> 00:06:29,328 I was just thinking the same thing about you. 104 00:06:29,329 --> 00:06:31,247 Your skin looks really clear. 105 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:33,453 So, yeah, we'll say 106 00:06:33,777 --> 00:06:36,099 - h-how we came up with the idea - Mm-hm. 107 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:37,224 and then 108 00:06:37,225 --> 00:06:38,897 - why we think it works, as a play. - Yeah. 109 00:06:38,897 --> 00:06:40,900 - And, um... Really? - You're looking very French again. 110 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,589 Yeah, your hair looks so shiny. 111 00:06:43,469 --> 00:06:45,948 Ugh! My hair looks like straw. 112 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:47,650 It looks like I've sown feathers into it. 113 00:06:48,034 --> 00:06:50,350 - I put vinegar in it. - Is that a New York thing? 114 00:06:50,350 --> 00:06:51,159 Dunno. 115 00:06:51,159 --> 00:06:53,738 - There's so much to learn. - No your hair looks cool. 116 00:06:53,738 --> 00:06:55,462 - It looks like you've just had sex. - Does it? 117 00:06:55,462 --> 00:06:56,812 - Yeah. Yes. - Really? 118 00:06:56,812 --> 00:06:58,146 Come on, we've still got it! 119 00:07:01,323 --> 00:07:02,523 Thank you! 120 00:07:05,577 --> 00:07:07,157 Look at that sky. 121 00:07:09,049 --> 00:07:10,886 Come on, let's take a selfie. 122 00:07:12,884 --> 00:07:14,084 Mmmmwha! 123 00:07:15,498 --> 00:07:16,776 I love you. 124 00:07:17,116 --> 00:07:18,644 - We're on Broadway! - I know. 125 00:07:18,645 --> 00:07:21,665 - Come on. Let's get out play bits on. - I can't believe they're seeing us. 126 00:07:21,665 --> 00:07:24,525 That's what it's like in America. People take a chance on you, Doll. 127 00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:30,289 ...um, and then Em came to see me in my play and she gave me 128 00:07:30,290 --> 00:07:33,002 this enormous T-shirt to say sorry and, um, 129 00:07:33,310 --> 00:07:34,510 so how it started was, 130 00:07:34,511 --> 00:07:37,757 that I was her assistant and I was, um, hopeless. 131 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:40,313 And we thought that maybe the play was going to be about that, 132 00:07:40,313 --> 00:07:42,593 - didn't we? - But then it turned into so much more 133 00:07:42,594 --> 00:07:44,344 because,um, you know, we're both, um... 134 00:07:44,469 --> 00:07:47,045 you know, we both have, um, siblings of uncertain parentage. 135 00:07:47,045 --> 00:07:50,762 - Long-lost siblings, really. - And so much more. I mean... 136 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,468 our.. our dads are friends and we are very similar. 137 00:07:52,469 --> 00:07:55,124 - We get a kick out of the same things. - Yeah, just lots of funny things 138 00:07:55,125 --> 00:07:57,172 we both just get, you know. 139 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,371 Yeah, like these tiny moments that we 140 00:08:00,372 --> 00:08:02,252 - don't really feel other people see. - Mm. 141 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:09,191 Like, there was this amazing moment with this, um, man in a restaurant 142 00:08:09,191 --> 00:08:12,031 with a fly resting on his finger. 143 00:08:12,552 --> 00:08:16,899 It was just such a tiny thing but it just opened up so much for us. This... 144 00:08:16,899 --> 00:08:20,605 He was just sitting there reading the newspaper, 145 00:08:20,605 --> 00:08:24,539 acting like it was the most normal thing in the world but clearly, 146 00:08:24,539 --> 00:08:26,306 he was getting such pleasure out of the... 147 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,584 Oh, they... they were both getting a total kick out of it. I mean, 148 00:08:28,584 --> 00:08:32,415 the fly just made him look good. It defined the man somehow. 149 00:08:32,617 --> 00:08:34,847 And then when the fly jumped off his finger, 150 00:08:34,873 --> 00:08:36,629 he just... he just stared at his empty 151 00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:39,597 finger for a second and, um, shrugged, 152 00:08:39,598 --> 00:08:43,138 in a... in a brave sort of, accepting kind of way. 153 00:08:43,138 --> 00:08:46,320 Yeah, it was like Camus, sort of "Tolpy, off you go!" 154 00:08:47,939 --> 00:08:49,640 So what's the name of this play? 155 00:08:49,641 --> 00:08:52,044 - Oh... oh, it's called, um, Joanne's Gift. - The play is called Joanne's Gift 156 00:08:52,045 --> 00:08:55,616 Yeah, it's just two words that we... we liked together, um, for now. 157 00:08:55,616 --> 00:08:59,231 And, um, and I suppose it's a... it's a metaphor for, um... 158 00:09:01,606 --> 00:09:04,617 It... the metaphor is for... um... 159 00:09:04,618 --> 00:09:07,378 It's a metaphor for, um... kind of... 160 00:09:07,455 --> 00:09:11,043 - ...uh, for women at this time. Yeah. - ...at this time. Yeah. Yeah. 161 00:09:11,044 --> 00:09:13,938 - Um, and you never see Joanne... No... - No, of course not... 162 00:09:13,939 --> 00:09:16,361 - but you do see the long-lost siblings. - Yep. 163 00:09:21,133 --> 00:09:23,052 Would you like us to read a scene from the play? 164 00:09:23,052 --> 00:09:24,970 - Maybe we should do that. - Mm, okay. Yeah. That would be good. Yeah. 165 00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:28,500 - Get the script out. - I don't have it. Do you? 166 00:09:29,257 --> 00:09:30,457 No. I mean... 167 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,465 Why would you say... 168 00:09:33,107 --> 00:09:35,089 I don't know, maybe we can remember some... 169 00:09:35,089 --> 00:09:38,714 The only bit I can remember, you've already said... it's the fly on the... 170 00:09:38,895 --> 00:09:41,467 - Sorry. - You start and I'll just... 171 00:09:52,354 --> 00:09:55,410 - Well, I suppose if he's not interested... - Can we just not talk for a bit? 172 00:09:56,016 --> 00:09:57,216 Sure. 173 00:10:03,579 --> 00:10:05,140 Smells delicious, Em. 174 00:10:05,383 --> 00:10:07,262 Oh God, I hope you like it. 175 00:10:07,471 --> 00:10:09,671 - I'm sure it's going to be great. - I know I'm going to. 176 00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:14,828 What are we going to do? 177 00:10:14,829 --> 00:10:16,179 Oh, I don't know. 178 00:10:16,962 --> 00:10:19,220 Something will come up. I promise. 179 00:10:20,005 --> 00:10:21,940 I'm gonna to make sure it does, OK? 180 00:10:22,592 --> 00:10:25,021 Do you have everything you need downstairs, Doll? 181 00:10:25,021 --> 00:10:26,701 Yes, thank you so much. 182 00:10:26,701 --> 00:10:28,112 I know that room's normally for an au pair 183 00:10:28,113 --> 00:10:31,205 so if I can help in any way with the kids, just let me know. 184 00:10:31,205 --> 00:10:32,197 Oh thanks, Doll. 185 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:34,515 And, of course, I'll... I'll buy all my own food and everything. 186 00:10:34,516 --> 00:10:35,303 Oh, that's sweet of you. 187 00:10:35,304 --> 00:10:37,891 Don't be ridiculous. You really don't have to worry about food, Doll. 188 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:41,203 One extra mouth to feed isn't going to make any difference. 189 00:10:41,790 --> 00:10:44,027 What about your flat and the cats? 190 00:10:44,398 --> 00:10:47,554 Oh, I've sub-let it to this friend who's going to look after the cats. 191 00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:49,858 Then, you know, if the play takes off or whatever, 192 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:51,850 I'll just cancel the contract with the landlord. 193 00:10:52,035 --> 00:10:53,655 What if the play doesn't happen? 194 00:10:53,872 --> 00:10:55,740 It's definitely going to happen. 195 00:10:56,678 --> 00:10:59,242 Oh, cats. I miss my little cats. 196 00:11:05,094 --> 00:11:06,378 Aw! 197 00:11:16,454 --> 00:11:18,473 - Give us a drag. - What are you doing? 198 00:11:18,499 --> 00:11:20,334 So the kids won't smell it on me. 199 00:11:20,443 --> 00:11:22,196 - Does Noah do that? - Um-hm. 200 00:11:23,470 --> 00:11:25,359 But can't they smell it on his beard? 201 00:11:25,407 --> 00:11:27,598 He wears one of those surgical masks. 202 00:11:28,147 --> 00:11:29,347 Oh! 203 00:11:29,728 --> 00:11:31,216 Thank you. 204 00:11:31,673 --> 00:11:34,419 Family life is so intense. 205 00:11:35,475 --> 00:11:38,423 Oh, help. That was quite strong. 206 00:11:42,817 --> 00:11:44,617 We laugh a lot, though. 207 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:46,065 Me and the kids were in stitches 208 00:11:46,066 --> 00:11:48,681 when he said he was never going to cut his beard. 209 00:11:49,593 --> 00:11:50,984 Was he being serious? 210 00:11:50,985 --> 00:11:52,712 Yes, I think so. 211 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,673 I'm so sorry. 212 00:11:54,674 --> 00:11:56,873 No, no, it's fine. 213 00:11:57,392 --> 00:12:00,735 But he can take a joke, though, can he? 214 00:12:00,736 --> 00:12:02,054 Yeah, course. 215 00:12:13,073 --> 00:12:14,913 Would he think this was funny? 216 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,873 God, yeah. Hilarious. 217 00:12:17,874 --> 00:12:20,151 - A frozen soccer shoe. - Yeah, go on. 218 00:12:20,345 --> 00:12:21,545 Wait! 219 00:12:25,325 --> 00:12:26,953 Oh! 220 00:12:28,033 --> 00:12:30,510 - Are you going to get that? - Yeah! 221 00:12:31,933 --> 00:12:33,993 Oh, God, now I've got to answer the door! 222 00:12:33,994 --> 00:12:35,754 - Do you want me to answer it? - Yes, please. 223 00:12:36,033 --> 00:12:37,233 Oh! 224 00:12:45,193 --> 00:12:46,393 Thank you. 225 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,353 - Em. - I'm here. 226 00:12:55,354 --> 00:12:57,819 Felt like I was going to pull a whitey for a second! 227 00:12:58,216 --> 00:13:00,687 What's "Space Pilgrim"? 228 00:13:00,687 --> 00:13:02,083 Oh, it's this, um... 229 00:13:02,113 --> 00:13:04,604 It's this really big budget sci-fi film. 230 00:13:05,233 --> 00:13:07,590 The soundtrack's going to be actual space sounds. 231 00:13:07,590 --> 00:13:10,259 - Wow. - I know. It's a first-time director. 232 00:13:10,432 --> 00:13:13,031 He used to be a chef. He's Belgian. 233 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,164 Oh, God. Does it sound terrible? 234 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:19,312 - Hang on. First-time director? - Yeah. 235 00:13:19,324 --> 00:13:22,324 So why do we need Harvey Weinstein to find us a director? 236 00:13:22,325 --> 00:13:24,842 - We can be first-time directors. - Yeah. 237 00:13:24,843 --> 00:13:27,332 We'd have to do some ring binders, 238 00:13:27,358 --> 00:13:28,366 - one each, - Yeah. 239 00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:31,473 and the.. and the Thermoses, you know, with the lids. 240 00:13:31,474 --> 00:13:33,884 We don't need two ring binders. That's extravagant. 241 00:13:33,885 --> 00:13:36,360 You just have one, then you'd be directing and the other one 242 00:13:36,386 --> 00:13:38,916 would be drinking and you take turns. It would be really easy. 243 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:42,684 Yeah! If they're letting this Belgian dude direct a $16 million film, 244 00:13:42,685 --> 00:13:44,347 then why can't we direct our own play? 245 00:13:44,347 --> 00:13:45,746 - I know. That's what I'm saying. - All we need is a producer 246 00:13:45,747 --> 00:13:48,986 who's really into us who... who can find us a theatre. 247 00:13:51,473 --> 00:13:52,833 Dolly... 248 00:13:52,855 --> 00:13:55,817 - Oh! - Yes! Yes! 249 00:13:55,818 --> 00:13:58,313 Oh, I can't take his black V-neck T-shirts. 250 00:13:58,433 --> 00:14:02,098 I love it. I love the idea! 251 00:14:02,193 --> 00:14:04,799 - How much has Em told you about it? - Very little, but I do. 252 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,912 I love the idea. I think it's amazing 253 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:09,339 that you two are back together again, working together as equals. 254 00:14:09,339 --> 00:14:11,033 It's awesome. Come on! 255 00:14:11,093 --> 00:14:12,727 Who's going to be able to resist you? 256 00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:15,859 Harvey Weinstein found it remarkably easy to resist us. 257 00:14:16,811 --> 00:14:18,611 What's Harvey Weinstein ever done? 258 00:14:25,113 --> 00:14:27,897 Wow! So classy! 259 00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:33,233 So quiet! 260 00:14:33,234 --> 00:14:34,834 I like the colour of the seats. 261 00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:41,455 - Go on, say something. - Er, okay. 262 00:14:41,455 --> 00:14:43,861 - On stage. - Um, all right. Er... 263 00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:46,058 Um... 264 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:50,792 I will wash your heart as clean as a sound sheep's liver 265 00:14:50,793 --> 00:14:53,504 that there will be not one spot of blood in it. 266 00:14:54,153 --> 00:14:56,113 I would not be cured, youth. 267 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:59,944 - Ooh! A-levels! - Ooh! Not just a pretty face. 268 00:15:02,753 --> 00:15:05,580 Wither hast thou cometh from, my liege? 269 00:15:05,713 --> 00:15:08,644 I travelled... we travelled o'er hill and o'er valley 270 00:15:08,645 --> 00:15:10,710 to tell you that all the chickens are dead. 271 00:15:10,753 --> 00:15:13,314 - Quite, quite dead? All the chickens? - All the chickens. All my pretty chickens. 272 00:15:13,315 --> 00:15:14,815 - All the pretty chickens. - Ladies and your chickens, 273 00:15:14,816 --> 00:15:16,778 this is the artistic director of this theatre. 274 00:15:16,779 --> 00:15:18,234 - Hello, ladies. - Hello. Dolly. 275 00:15:18,235 --> 00:15:20,483 - Er, this is Dolly and Emma. - Dolly, nice to meet you. Baryshnikov. 276 00:15:20,483 --> 00:15:21,148 How are you? 277 00:15:21,193 --> 00:15:24,880 - Emily. Nice meeting you. - Wow! Hi! 278 00:15:25,086 --> 00:15:26,473 Nice to meet you. 279 00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:29,716 Well, my godson's crazy about your work. 280 00:15:29,717 --> 00:15:30,460 - Oh... - Ah... 281 00:15:30,461 --> 00:15:32,097 - Try reading it... - It's true. Crazy. 282 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,273 And, I hope this time he's right. 283 00:15:34,423 --> 00:15:35,633 So do we! 284 00:15:35,753 --> 00:15:38,113 Yeah, well, what do you think? 285 00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:40,820 - It's breathtaking. - It's beautiful. 286 00:15:41,403 --> 00:15:43,575 Well, it's all yours. That's... 287 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,528 - Wow! - Thank you. 288 00:15:48,529 --> 00:15:50,965 Don't expect Christmas present from me this year. 289 00:15:50,966 --> 00:15:52,348 Definitely not! 290 00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:55,021 - Thanks. Thank you... - You speak Russian? 291 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:58,390 - Yes, I speak Russia a little. - Good! Where did you learn? 292 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,744 - I studied at Oxford, in university. Yeah. - Oxford! 293 00:16:01,745 --> 00:16:05,756 - Yeah, and later in Moscow. - Moscow! 294 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:09,196 - Yes. Yes! - Oxford, Moscow, New York! 295 00:16:09,197 --> 00:16:11,713 - You speak really good. - Yes? Well, no. 296 00:16:11,714 --> 00:16:13,514 I forgot. I forgot everything. 297 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,441 No, you have a good accent. 298 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:16,676 Thanks! 299 00:16:28,353 --> 00:16:31,073 Em! Do you know where my shoe is? 300 00:16:31,193 --> 00:16:32,833 No, I don't feel tired at all. 301 00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:34,824 God, we've had such an amazing day. 302 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,766 New York is so exciting, Mum. 303 00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,513 Guess who I just met. 304 00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:41,217 - Clint Eastwood? - No. 305 00:16:41,691 --> 00:16:44,913 - Dustin Hoffman? - No! I just met Mikhail Baryshnikov! 306 00:16:44,914 --> 00:16:46,564 - Oh, wonderful. - I know. 307 00:16:46,565 --> 00:16:48,335 He's putting on our play at his theatre. 308 00:16:48,335 --> 00:16:50,973 It's a-a theatre for original material. 309 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:54,329 It's very sweet of Em to give you something to do out there. 310 00:16:54,562 --> 00:16:56,233 Is it costing her a lot of money? 311 00:16:56,268 --> 00:16:57,930 Isn't she busy with her films? 312 00:16:57,931 --> 00:17:01,594 Mum, Em's not paying for it. Baryshnikov really like the idea. 313 00:17:01,781 --> 00:17:03,186 It was really exciting meeting him. 314 00:17:03,186 --> 00:17:04,833 It made us feel like proper playwrights 315 00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:07,233 and it made coming all the way here make sense. 316 00:17:07,353 --> 00:17:09,552 The best thing about you leaving was how well I'm 317 00:17:09,553 --> 00:17:11,453 - getting on with your sister. - Noah: Where is it? 318 00:17:11,454 --> 00:17:13,790 She's really blossoming since you went to America. 319 00:17:13,791 --> 00:17:15,353 I only just got here, Mum. 320 00:17:15,513 --> 00:17:18,433 Don't be silly. You never saw the point of children, did you? 321 00:17:18,546 --> 00:17:20,321 I wasn't even talking about children. 322 00:17:20,329 --> 00:17:22,034 Anyway, I've got to go. I'll ring you back later. 323 00:17:22,035 --> 00:17:23,270 - I love you. - Noah: I'm so over this. 324 00:17:23,271 --> 00:17:24,471 Bye. 325 00:17:25,353 --> 00:17:27,560 If I'm late, they're not going to use me! 326 00:17:28,322 --> 00:17:29,802 Fucking jinxed. 327 00:17:30,034 --> 00:17:31,714 Where the hell is it? 328 00:17:31,866 --> 00:17:33,633 I-I just can't believe this! 329 00:17:35,091 --> 00:17:36,832 Fucking put them there. 330 00:17:37,629 --> 00:17:40,164 I have a fucking place for it! 331 00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:44,901 Em! April! Do you know where my shoe is? 332 00:17:44,953 --> 00:17:48,540 It's the only time I get to play and I can't find it! 333 00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:50,193 I-I mean, what the hell! 334 00:17:52,121 --> 00:17:53,766 Night, my boy. 335 00:18:07,313 --> 00:18:08,993 - Noah: I can't believe it! - Night. 336 00:18:11,593 --> 00:18:13,856 If Daddy asks about his soccer shoe, 337 00:18:13,866 --> 00:18:15,891 could you just say you were in a silly mood 338 00:18:15,892 --> 00:18:17,597 and put it in the freezer? 339 00:18:18,153 --> 00:18:19,462 What? 340 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:23,328 Could you tell Dad you put his soccer shoe in the freezer? 341 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:26,313 - Mum, are you sleep talking? - No! 342 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:29,079 I would never put a soccer shoe in the freezer. 343 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,823 That would be disgusting. 344 00:18:30,824 --> 00:18:33,491 No, of course you wouldn't, but could you just tell him you did? 345 00:18:33,582 --> 00:18:36,433 You can watch *** before school. 346 00:18:36,553 --> 00:18:39,205 - How many episodes? -Um, three. 347 00:18:39,226 --> 00:18:42,346 - That's not fair! - Shush! Shush! 348 00:18:42,473 --> 00:18:43,757 Guys, shush! 349 00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:46,928 OK, the main thing is I just wanted to tuck you both in 350 00:18:46,928 --> 00:18:49,301 and tell you how much I love you, OK? 351 00:18:49,953 --> 00:18:52,384 You rock my world, both you guys. 352 00:18:53,948 --> 00:18:55,713 I love you so much. 353 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:02,011 - Sleep tight. I love you, guys. - Mum, stop being so insecure. 354 00:19:02,011 --> 00:19:05,593 - I'm not! Just telling you how - I feel! Yeah, so we say it back. 355 00:19:05,594 --> 00:19:07,391 That is not fair. 356 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,130 Just go to bed. 357 00:19:09,185 --> 00:19:10,553 OK, God! 358 00:19:12,762 --> 00:19:15,000 - Do you love me, April? - Mum! 359 00:19:22,434 --> 00:19:24,647 Why is my shoe in the freezer? 360 00:19:33,492 --> 00:19:34,888 _ 361 00:20:07,993 --> 00:20:09,673 Aw! 362 00:20:17,243 --> 00:20:19,388 ...working with Dolly, you guys. It's just... like... 363 00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:21,873 getting to write with her is... 364 00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:25,104 and, then, you know, having the opportunity to perform it all 365 00:20:25,104 --> 00:20:26,948 at the end of it's just... I mean, it's terrifying 366 00:20:26,948 --> 00:20:29,676 but it's... it's a dream come true in my life. 367 00:20:29,707 --> 00:20:31,234 Yeah, I did. I read Space Pilgrim. 368 00:20:31,266 --> 00:20:34,730 Yeah, I thought it was kind of interesting. Don't worry about it. 369 00:20:34,731 --> 00:20:37,297 I never get the part in those kind of films. You know that. 370 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,536 What? He's asked for me? 371 00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:42,166 Really? 372 00:20:42,777 --> 00:20:43,977 Wow. 373 00:20:45,748 --> 00:20:49,298 Yeah, but that wouldn't work with the play, with the dates. 374 00:20:49,299 --> 00:20:52,794 I-I wouldn't be able to be in the play if I got that. 375 00:20:53,113 --> 00:20:55,459 No, no, I know that. No, of course, I get it. No. 376 00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:58,139 But. I know. No. It would be huge. 377 00:20:58,153 --> 00:21:01,039 I'm so grateful, you guys. That's awesome. 378 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:04,560 Um, yes, I mean I wo-would be really excited about it. 379 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:09,918 _ 380 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:14,056 Our play is going to rock New York. I feel ready good about this. 381 00:21:14,056 --> 00:21:16,007 Yeah, I feel really good about this. 382 00:21:16,073 --> 00:21:18,113 But now, so why aren't you two playing the parts? 383 00:21:18,273 --> 00:21:20,633 I mean, it's our vision. How hard can directing be anyway? 384 00:21:20,793 --> 00:21:23,498 - Quite hard, I'd imagine. - Can you do English accents? 385 00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,730 - Ah, I was doing one. - Oh, no. Of course you were! 386 00:21:25,731 --> 00:21:26,911 It was amazing. 387 00:21:26,913 --> 00:21:29,833 American women are more confident about having what they want. 388 00:21:29,862 --> 00:21:32,825 Loads of my girlfriends here have had same-sex relationships, for example. 389 00:21:32,826 --> 00:21:34,378 Are they a nightmare? 390 00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:36,657 Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! I thought you were Em. 391 00:21:36,658 --> 00:21:39,673 - How long have you two been together? - Oh, no, we're not together. 392 00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:43,861 - But we're so open to that. Yeah. - No judgment about anything like that. 393 00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:45,273 Shall I get the pudding? 394 00:21:45,298 --> 00:21:50,298 - Original source: UKsubtitles.ru - - Sync & corrections: PetaG for addic7ed.com - 395 00:21:50,348 --> 00:21:54,898 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31378

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