All language subtitles for Dirt s01e11 Pap Smeared.eng

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Hi, I'm don konkey.

Some people think the sex
at dirtnow is a little much.

That's bullshit.

That's my fried and
editor, lucy spiller,

having sex.

Lucy's stalker left her a
photo of her and holt having,

well, sex,

which she chose not to share with him.

That's julia mallory.

She's been having a little trouble getting
her career going since she left rehab.

So, what's the girl's part like?

She's gotta be super-young.

I'm gonna get the sex tape back.

Here's the original tape.

I don't think willa's little threesome
went over very well with lucy.

This is your problem.
You need to fix it.

Donny? Is that you?

You little wuver.

I came clean about a secret
that's been bothering me for years.

She called me little lover.

Your stepmother. I've met her.

Sometimes I liked it.

Don, you know none of
that is your fault, right?

No, lucy, I don'T.

We all struggle to stay sane.

I'm schizophrenic,

so for me, it's harder.

I focus on getting the shot.

I focus on getting the story.

Oh, my god, don, you're bleeding.

No, it's his blood. I got it on me.

Wait a minute. Whose blood?

Whose blood, don?

Jesus, don, what did you do?

But this shot, this story,

it wrecked me.

******

It's the story
- Of misplaced trust.

Of deception and betrayal -

not by our enemies, but by our friends.

It's the story of america's
favorite spoiled celebutantes.

The inseparable tuesday
nelson and lulu cagle.

Famous for being famous.

We want to shop where they shop.

Party where they party.

Wear what they wear, or don't wear.

And get up close and
personal with lulu's fianc?

boho artist tommy spiro,

who pisses on the press,
won't sit for an interview,

and is currently getting it on the side

from his true love's best
friend forever,tuesday.

What a dog.

My source is solid.

If we move fast enough, we can expose this little
bastard before he ruins this precious friendship.

Okay, this is our cover.

Go on, my little monkeys.

Aah!

Come here.

Look what somebody threw
away. A perfectly good camera.

Too bad it's got this shit all over it.

- No, no, no!
- This is our yard, es?

You don't litter in
our yard, homes. Huh?

Remember these two faces. I don't
want to see you around here again.

I'm not leaving my camera.

I want to get my fu
- oof!

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DIRT
Season 01 Episode 11

Mtv is auctioning off props from 18
seasons' worth of real world sets.

I want to do a "best-of" list.

Okay, I'll have one of the
interns go through the dvds.

No, I want you to do it.

That's busywork.

Then get busy.

Already? I don't pay you enough.

I didn't get everything you need.

No, you didn'T. Don,
I need her with tommy.

I'm going back. All right,

I'm sorry. I love you.

What?

I fell over.

You fell over?

No...

there was a couple of guys.
It's not a great neighborhood.

You got mugged?

I'm okay, but they took my camera.

All right, we'll take care of it.

Here, don.

I want you to carry this.

It's a stun gun: 300, 000 volts.

Okay?

No, lucy, you keep it.

It's all right. It's my spare.

It's okay.

How does it feel?

I don't know, and you
don't need to find out.

Don! This will mess with your
nervous system. Please, I'm serious.

Don't play with it.

Okay.

Don.

I know.

All right, just this
once while I'm here.

Just on the leg.

Oh, god.

- Fun's over.
- Okay.

Thanks, lucy.

How you wanna do this?

I don't know.

Battery acid?

It never was.

We won't talk about it. Pinky swear.

Come on, pinky swear.

Like men in black, with the flashing
light that erases your memory?

Yep.

Or we could just burn it.

Guiltiness,it only makes you mean

so here we are lovers in the room

breathing oxygen still you fight

it well come move my hands

your turn.

Easy there, tough guy.

Is that it?

I think so.

Unless you have something
else you want to break.

What else you got?

- Hey, my brother.
- Hey.

- Tuesday and lulu in the house?
- For sure.

Tommy?

No.

Lulu tossed this, though.

You know that show they're doing, right?

Got today's call times. 100 bucks.

50?

Okay,

Thanks.

Hey, want to buy a security tape?

No.

Celebrity upskirts.

I'm good.

Don konkey.

You hear about this psycho?

He cut off his pinky for a cover shot.

Spiller's got you by
the balls, donkey boy.

Hey, assface, how much you
get for your little finger?

The bitch pay up?

Collin de quisto. Last sale,
jessica jogging on the beach.

$1, 000 non-exclusive. If you'd
have stayed longer that day,

you might have got her and
nick's lunchtime reunion.

Bauer-griffin got
$50, 000 for that set.

Double that for international
syndication. That's your problem.

You've got no follow-through.

Screw you, konkey!

Remember these two faces.

Tina harrod just pulled her
cover on denise richards.

I can't confirm it, but
I'm guessing tulu and tommy.

Does she have pictures?

Called around the
agencies. Nothing's come in,

but my source says she's
holding the cover open.

She's seems pretty confident.

Well, it's not over yet.

What's the name of that animal
charity that tuesday fronts?

Friends of fin, feathers, and fur.

They raised $25, 000 in a day for a duckling
that had its neck broken by a beer bottle.

If only the homeless were just
a little cuter and fuzzier.

You want me to squeeze the charity?

I know. However will I sleep?

Mr. Konkey?

Mr. Konkey?

I found this out there in
front of the store. Is it yours?

No.

My name's marqui.

How come you don't shoot digital?

It's not my lens cap.

Yeah, I
- I know.

You get lots of covers.
I've heard of you.

I was just thinking,do you ever -

you need somebody to
carry your stuff? Or...

no.

I don't want anything
- any money or anything.

I just want to learn.

Mr. Romero wants to talk to you.

- Don, they're g 13 pictures.
- Is he with you?

No. Get lost.

Get in.

Muchachos.

Muchachos, never mind.

The mountain will come to mr. Konkey.

Sorry my shooters roughed you up.

Ozzy romero.

You know, we're a new
agency. Need to make a splash.

We own this story.

Now,

Now, if you want to stick with
this job, you're working for me.

Get whatever he shot.

- Give it to me!
- Okay, okay.

Here you go.

I got a job.

Let me know if you change your mind.

I'll even throw in a bonus to
cover the damages to your car.

you want some of that?

Hey!

I press send, and your license
plates go to the police.

You've got my number.

V*manos.

Need me to give you a ride?

Okay.

Hey, let me help you with your bags.

Wow.

Is this yours?

Mm-hmm.

Photoshop?

No.

Man.

Don?

Oh, hey, lucy.

This yours?

He gave me a ride, 'cause
those guys wrecked my car.

Marqui jackson. It's a
pleasure, miss spiller.

Okay.

What, the guys who mugged you?

Mm-hmm.

They're photographers.

Ozzy romero. G 13 pictures.

Ozzy hires gangbangers, miss spiller.

I gave you a stun gun. Use it.

There were four of them. I
think he did the right thing.

Okay.

There's a kitchen over there.
Why don't you help yourself?

Don, come here.

How's your shoulder?

All right, did you call the police?

Let me deal with that.

Okay, here's tuesday's
cell phone number.

What else do you need?

New windshield. Tempered
glass and two new tires and...

little tristan needs worming.

Okay, sweetheart, I
meant to finish the story.

And what's with the bag boy?

He just wants to learn.

Marcus!

Marqui.

Come on in.

Okay, you do food runs.
You carry his bags.

You drive him around. He
wants you to worm his kitty,

you worm his kitty. You work
for dirt. Don't screw up.

Yes, ma'am. I mean, no ma'am.

We're down to the wire.
Do what you have to do.

Anything short of
murder is fine with me.

Okay.

Don. I'm just kidding.
Just get the shot.

Okay.

Hey, chuck, it's me.

Do you know a gangbanger
by the name of ozzy romero?

If you'd like to leave
a message, press 1.

If you'd like to page
this person, press 2.

What are you doing?

Tuesday's voice mail.
It's an audix system.

I can hack in through the admin
box. There's a default code.

Hey, tues, it's teresa, the second ad.

Tomorrow's call is pushed half an hour.

Tues,******

Miss nelson, this is mrs.
Blake from the rental agency.

The house is ready for you, and
we've overnighted the contract.

Just in case it gets lost,
though, here's the tracking number.

You wanted to see me?

Shut the door.

You've gotta be kidding me.

That's what you called me in here for?

Well, you seemed a little tense today,v

so what, you thought that bending me over your desk
for a round of pump the co-worker would help me relax?

I thought you enjoyed
our little get-togethers.

I do.

I mean, I did. I -

did I do something wrong?

Could you just pull up your pants? All I can
think of is that you're out of toilet paper.

Look, you're a distraction.

I can't-I can't do this anymore. If I
don't get my shit together, I'm out of here.

Willa, look. Come on.

No, you're not listening to me.

She's got me watching
videos of old reality shows.

This is the editorial equivalent
of chinese water torture.

Look, we had fun. Let's just call it
- call it a day and cash out.

What, just like that?

Cold turkey? You don't
wanna wean off a little?

No, look. I told you what I want.

I want to focus on work.

Besides, there are plenty of other women in
the office who would gladly fill the role.

Terry needs to be followed with a mop
every time you walk through the bullpen.

Well, you know, terry.

And frankly, I don't really see myself waking up
next to those sideburns for the rest of my life.

Okay.

We're looking for this tracking number.

We have 10 minutes.

What are we looking for?

Tuesday's moving in to a rental house.

I need the address.
It'll be on the contract.

Isn't this illegal?

No.

Private businesses handling deliveries
are not covered by federal statutes.

You know, it's just
against company policy.

It is illegal to damage mail
boxes and pennies, though.

Okay.

At the store, why didn't
you shoot lulu and tuesday?

That's not the story.

Yeah, but wouldn't you
wanna just get the shot?

They just shoot. They don't think.

I got it.

I got it.

There used to be rules.

Don't become part of the story.

But they just, you know.
They got no patience.

They just rush in without knowing
what is it they want to get.

I mean, they get a shot,

but they don't get a story.

Stories are better.

You let ozzy take your film.

Empty rolls.

Always carry empty rolls.

Then you've got something to give to
security guards when they pull you over.

Is that why you don't shoot digital?

Ozzy's gonna be pissed.

No. Oh, no!

Tristan!

Shh. It's okay, baby.

It's okay. Daddy's here.

It's okay. Come on, sweetheart.

Come on.

Mr. Konkey?

Shh.

Where were you?

I called and called.

You didn't come.

I'm sorry, buddy. I'm sorry.

Don't look at me like that.

Shh.

Go.

what are you doing? Wha, what-no!
Put that down! - Put it down. just -

- I'm sorry. Sorry,I
- no,

damn it, jason!

It's my bathroom, too!

You let the light in now. You
exposed the film. You've ruined it!

I gotta pee!

Well, go pee outside in the yard!

What?

Jason, come here, sweetie.

You get away from him!

Do you think I'm pretty?
What's the matter, little lover?

Jealous?

Get away from him!

You left for college, don.

What, did you think I
was gonna wait for you?

Don?

Jason, get away from her!

If you touch him again, I
swear to god, I'll kill you!

Get over here! I swear
to god I'll kill you!

Jason, get over here!

Jason, come over here!

Jason! Get your ass over here!

- jason, get over here!
- don

You all right?

I'm fine.

Who's jason?

He's my brother.

I have a brother.

He's in jail.

Jason's in oregon.

It's like jail, but with trees.

You miss him?

Yeah.

They go over there.

Kitty rider. Nice.

Do you think julia could have
paid someone to follow you?

No, if she thought something was
going on, she'd come out and ask.

She doesn't set people up.

This is not a setup.

What, you have half the
photographers in hollywood on payroll,

and you don't know who took this?

Yeah, that's bullshit.

You're always laying your traps,
aren't you? Spinning your little webs.

Never have I met a more willing fly.

Yeah, well, not anymore.

That's right.

Paid in full. I remember.

I thought we were done with this.

It's not that easy.

You know what this shit
could do to me, right?

Do you know what
- oh, my god.

Do you know what it would do to me?

Can you stop thinking about
yourself for one goddamn second?

I am the one being stalked here.

I'm the one who has a stranger in their
house, taking my picture, following me around!

When I'm alone, when I'm sleeping,

and now with you.

or what he's gonna do next.

You're thinking about yourself?

I'm sorry.

No, you're not.

You think I deserve this somehow.

You can go.

You know why I'm the only
guy that can make you come?

Because I'm the only one that
hates you as much as you do.

Really?

Or do you just hate the fact that I'm
the only one you can be yourself with?

It's light out. Get
in the passenger side.

Why?

People get nervous when they see
a guy sitting in a parked car.

If you're in the passenger side, it
looks like you're waiting for someone.

What if she changes her mind,
decides to go somewhere else?

How long you gonna wait?

Patience, persistence, point of view.

Three ps. Like the three rs,

buthey're ps.

What's the longest you
ever waited to get the shot?

I don't know. I don't think about it.

That must be the hardest
part of the job, huh?

You never get time to sleep.

You're always getting arrested.

People spit on you.

And there's always somebody
new trying to steal your job.

My cousin, he's a housepainter.
He was up on a ladder,

and he saw buffy the
vampire slayer sunbathing.

He took a picture with his
cell phone, sold it for $5, 000.

- Lucky.
- Luck.

Not one of the three ps.

You ever take drugs to stay awake?

To stay sane.

Guess it helps to be
a little crazy, huh?

It's me.

Well, I recognize the voice.

Ah, you said you didn't want
to wake up to sideburns,so -

that's why?

I wanted to show you that I was serious.

Well, I wasn'T.

You... what?

Serious. About the sideburns.

Eh... I mean, I didn't like them,

but that wasn't the dealbreaker.
You didn't have to take me literally.

Listen, I've got a sales call
in san francisco on friday.

We could hop the corporate jet then hop
down to this little bed and breakfast

I know in carmel for the weekend.

No, I don't think so.

- Come on, it'll be fun.
- No.

Come on.

Let's not make this harder.

Would you mind if I... showed you
some... some pictures that I took?

You don't have to.

I... just...

tell me if they suck.

You got an eye.

This one, the way her hand covers his,

the way she leans up on
the balls of her feet.

She needs him more. She loves him more.

Oh, this is good photo journalism.

You got the story.

Yeah? You're not shitting me?

I got an eye?

Oh, that's great. That's great,

'cause I mean... I stink
at everything else, so...

this is it.

It has to be, you know?

Hey, do you mind, uh...

I mean, I won't be on you all
the time, or anything, but...

do you mind if I just show
you stuff, get your opinion?

Okay.

Yeah?

Oh, thanks. Really, thanks.

I know you can teach me
stuff that's not in books.

Thanks for coming.

I welcome the opportunity to
meet a new buyer, miss spiller.

Lucy.

- Lucy?
- Mm-hmm.

Well, lucy, we're a new agency.
We don't have a track record yet,

but we'll get there.

I hear you have a good relationship with
the community from your drug dealing days.

No offense.

Open secret.

I'm hoping we can do business.

Nothing would make me happier.

Then you're not exclusive
to my competition?

Not at all.

So if I made you an offer?

The door's wide open.

And I take it we're both talking
about the same photograph?

We are.

I'm not talking long lens or
out of focus. I need a cover.

You'll see his tongue in her mouth.

How much?

May I?

Excuse me.

Sorry. Business. You know.

I think we can make this happen.

Impress me.

And here I thought I already did.

Hi. Ozzy romero just promised
me a cover before closing.

He did time for dealing. He's
too dumb to do this alone.

Probably knows someone on the inside.
Probably someone he knows from tommy.

Where are you?

Outside tuesday's rental.

Okay, forget about the
house. Follow ozzy's guys.

Oh, and don, he's using a two-way.

I got it.

G 13 pictures. Let's go.

We spent all night watch
tuesday's house. Now we're leaving?

Uh-huh.

Here's the book. I can't
make the newsstand meeting.

We'll have to reschedule.

Did you lost a bet?

- Lay off willa.
- Excuse me?

You had your fun. Let it go.

She's a good reporter. She doesn't
deserve to be watching real world reruns.

Wow, did you shave off
your balls as well, brent?

Will you lay off her?

I can't have my staff thinking that
a barrow blow job is a hall pass.

She dumped me.

Does she get points for that?

Yeah, a few.

Yeah.

Well, I'm sorry for your loss.

You want me to warm up a teapot
and have a heart-to-heart?

We'd be one heart short.

Grow 'em back, brent.
Your balls, I mean.

You'll feel better.

Julia?

Hi, it's laura baum!

We met when I worked with
jonathan. How are you?

I was his assistant.

Oh, of course. How are you?

I'm good. Oh.

Can I just say how great you look?

Seriously, you look great.

Thanks. I was supposed to talk to
quinn about the guy ritchie project?

Right. Quinn's on a conference call. He's
hoping to join us later, but he's really slammed.

He's so sorry.

Excuse me a second.

What's the damage?

You're shitting me, right? $2, 700?

It was a goddamn fender bender.

Right, fine.

In case you're wondering,
this is why people hate greeks.

Uh, maybe i should call quinn.

Oh, no, he's got me totally up to speed.

It's gonna be $2, 700? I mean,
that's after the deductible.

We let these people in our
country, we give them our business,

and it's like, "thanks
for the opportunity.

" All right, so maybe we
should just do this later.

No, I'm sorry. It's,
phew. Letting it go.

The guy ritchie project.

They love, love, love you,

but it's a pass.

It's a pass?

But that was a great meeting.

I don't understand.

I know. It's not fair.

That said, how would you
like to be killed on csi?

What?

Jesus!

- It's a top 10 show.
- I don't care.

I don't want people
thinking of me like that.

Julia, the problem is, people
aren't really thinking of you at all.

Get me in again.

Honey, I'm sorry.

They're going a different way.

- Okay. Will you give quinn a message?
- Sure.

All right. I love, love, love him,

but I'm going a different way.

Tell him he's fired.

Oh, shit.

Hey, it's me. Is ozzy there?

Hold on.

So you can here everything?

They're using push-to-talk.
800 megahertz smr spectrum.

I need to see you kiss
her: In good light, sharp.

Out front, then. Near the street.

That's gotta be the
insider! You got him!

How soon?

This isn't a train. Just park yourself.

When we're ready, we'll get there.

- Great.
- Let's drive.

Where are we going?

Weren't you listening?
"We'll come out. " It's tommy.

Tommy's the insider. He's
playing both girls for a headline.

Hey, babe.

Hey. How did it go?

Julia, hey.

What's wrong?

They didn't want me.

Oh, babe, come on. They're assholes.

Hey, don't cry.

Come on.

She wants me to do csi.

- Who does?
- Sally.

Suzy, whatever.
Jonathon's old assistant.

Jesus, I mean, last week,
she was getting me water.

Wait, so quinn wasn't there?

All right, I'm calling him.

No, I fired that jerk.

You fired him?

Yeah.

God, I even paid ann marie to dress me.

Hey.

You look beautiful.

Keep still.

What if they set us up?

Why aren't they here?

They'll be here.

I could go back to her house.

Stay here. Be patient.

Just in case. Back up.

I mean, it's been almost four hours.

We stay here until we get the shot.

What if they change their plans? I'm
gonna go get the scanner from the car.

Okay.

Hey, I know you.

I'm just on my way home, okay?

Bullshit! He's got
the cameras in the car.

Where is he?

Who?

Don't play me.

Oh, the crazy guy? I ditched him.

Why split the sale?

That's how you want to play it?

You're mr. Tough guy, huh?

You like that?

You want some more?

You like to zap shit, huh?

We're gonna kick your ass!

How do you like that, bitch?

What are you gonna do, bitch? What?

Fry, bitch, fry!

Hey, guys, we're missing
the shot! C'mon, let's go!

Oh...

ambulance.

481 vine.

You're gonna be okay.

Can you
- can you hear me? Don't move!

Yeah, don't move.
Don't move, don't move.

You probably
got some- you-

Don.

Don.

I'm sorry.

No.

The ambulance is coming.
The ambulance is coming,

and they're gonna fix you up. Okay?

So you're gonna be okay.
But don't move, okay?

You don't move. You can't move,
but, uh, they'll be here soon.

I promise.

But I gotta go.

I- I- I
gotta go.

Sorry!

Come on, people, why am I
still waiting for my mock-up?

Oh, thank god, don.

Danielle, rush processing!

Push it to 3200.

It's gonna be a great story.

Oh, my god, you're bleeding.

No, it's his blood. I got
it on me, but I did it.

Whose blood? Jesus, what did you do?

I got you your cover.

Whose blood, don?

Marqui'S. He's hurt really bad, lucy.

Yeah, I'm sure he's gonna be all right.

Don, will you wait in my office?

Images in 15 minutes, but you
need to write the cover line now.

Okay. All right. Don? Don, wait!

Lucy? All right!

Oh, shit.

- Lucy?
- Mm-hmm?

It's the real world.

What's with the text boxes?

I went back and called the cast members from the past
seasons to find out what they've done since the show,

pull quoted the most
interesting stories, and, um...

it's a mini "where are they now?

" You called every cast
member for the past 18 seasons?

Couldn't track a few, but yeah.

Well, we don't have room for
it in this issue, but, uh,

I'll keep it on hold.

What's that on your hands?

Oh.

Oh, my god.

What's going on?

Shut it down.

How? We don't know
where it's coming from.

All right, what are you all
looking at? Close the book.

Let's go!

Reported this week on tuesday nelson's
secret affair with her best friend's fianc?

artist tommy spiro.

But only dirtnow has the exclusive story

that it was spiro who
engineered the trysts

and even leaked the news of his
cheating to a rogue paparazzi agency.

Ironically, since the scandal broke,

online sales of spiro's
artwork have skyrocketed.

Use film.

Not digital.

You can trust film.

No one will remember them,

who they were fighting with,

what drugs they were taking,
who they were screwing,

'cause tomorrow there
will be another story.

Nobody stays.

Nothing stays.

Just this.

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