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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,209 --> 00:00:12,328 You normally take me everywhere. 2 00:00:12,329 --> 00:00:13,408 Why can't I come? 3 00:00:13,409 --> 00:00:15,368 Shake, this ain't no poker game. 4 00:00:15,369 --> 00:00:17,318 This is a big event. Had to RSVP. 5 00:00:17,319 --> 00:00:19,328 You had to RSVP for this bullshit? 6 00:00:19,329 --> 00:00:20,408 This ain't no bullshit. 7 00:00:20,409 --> 00:00:22,318 You're talking about Cynthia Plaster Caster, 8 00:00:22,319 --> 00:00:24,198 you understand? 9 00:00:24,199 --> 00:00:26,238 One of the most famous artists in the world. 10 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:28,408 Her stuff is shown in museums, like, across the planet. 11 00:00:28,409 --> 00:00:30,248 I don't buy it. 12 00:00:30,249 --> 00:00:31,328 All... all for making moldings of dicks? 13 00:00:31,329 --> 00:00:33,288 Not dicks. 14 00:00:33,289 --> 00:00:36,188 Erections of some of the most famous rockers, 15 00:00:36,189 --> 00:00:37,308 celebrities ever. 16 00:00:37,309 --> 00:00:39,388 People like Hendrix, Zappa. 17 00:00:39,389 --> 00:00:42,218 She did the drummer from the Kinks. 18 00:00:42,219 --> 00:00:45,368 And in '89, she makes a molding of the most famous comic 19 00:00:45,369 --> 00:00:48,238 to ever walk the planet Earth. 20 00:00:48,239 --> 00:00:50,208 Eddie Murphy? 21 00:00:50,209 --> 00:00:52,348 I know what you're doing, Shake. 22 00:00:52,349 --> 00:00:54,278 You're trying to get a rise out of me. 23 00:00:54,279 --> 00:00:56,268 It ain't gonna happen. I'm in a great mood. 24 00:00:56,269 --> 00:00:57,358 I don't get it. I don't get it. 25 00:00:57,359 --> 00:00:58,277 Sounds like she's just making, 26 00:00:58,278 --> 00:01:00,248 you know, like, expensive dildos. 27 00:01:02,299 --> 00:01:04,218 Babe, I'm telling you, 28 00:01:04,219 --> 00:01:05,378 wait till you see it. 29 00:01:05,379 --> 00:01:07,258 I have seen it. Up close. 30 00:01:07,259 --> 00:01:11,308 No, but I'm talking about, you know, from 1989, 31 00:01:11,309 --> 00:01:14,318 when it was at its peak, you know what I mean? 32 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:16,278 When it was at its biggest. 33 00:01:16,279 --> 00:01:19,218 When it... when it would light up a room. 34 00:01:19,219 --> 00:01:21,298 Okay, I cannot believe this woman got famous for this. 35 00:01:21,299 --> 00:01:22,328 This is so weird. 36 00:01:22,329 --> 00:01:23,388 It's not weird. 37 00:01:23,389 --> 00:01:25,268 These are some of the most famous, 38 00:01:25,269 --> 00:01:27,178 greatest performers of all time. 39 00:01:27,179 --> 00:01:30,228 I mean, here. Jimi Hendrix, right? 40 00:01:30,229 --> 00:01:33,288 This left-handed genius of a motherfucker 41 00:01:33,289 --> 00:01:36,408 playing "Purple Haze" with this hanging in his drawers. 42 00:01:36,409 --> 00:01:38,228 I guess. 43 00:01:38,229 --> 00:01:40,308 Look around. You got 'em all here. 44 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:42,408 Jello Biafra, that's a big one. 45 00:01:42,409 --> 00:01:45,208 Yeah, look. Sonny Bono. 46 00:01:45,209 --> 00:01:46,298 Ohh. 47 00:01:46,299 --> 00:01:48,298 Looks like he wasn't circumcised. 48 00:01:48,299 --> 00:01:50,398 - Here, take a picture. - Intr... 49 00:01:50,399 --> 00:01:52,288 Why would you do that? 50 00:01:52,289 --> 00:01:54,338 What... what do... what's that about? 51 00:01:54,339 --> 00:01:56,228 No, I was just... 52 00:01:56,229 --> 00:01:57,348 Wait, wait. Carmen. Carmen, come with me. 53 00:01:57,349 --> 00:01:59,248 Come here. 54 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:02,348 Seeing something that maybe looks familiar? 55 00:02:02,349 --> 00:02:05,338 Oh, it's John Belushi. 56 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:08,228 Dice. 57 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:10,198 Can I take a picture of you in front of your piece? 58 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:11,348 We can't seem to find it. 59 00:02:11,349 --> 00:02:14,248 Hello, Dice! 60 00:02:14,249 --> 00:02:16,278 There she is. Come here, come here, come here. 61 00:02:16,279 --> 00:02:18,268 - How are you? - I'm so glad you made it. 62 00:02:18,269 --> 00:02:20,308 How's it going? Listen, this is my girl, Carmen. 63 00:02:20,309 --> 00:02:22,248 It's really nice to meet you. 64 00:02:22,249 --> 00:02:24,398 It is really nice to meet you, too. 65 00:02:24,399 --> 00:02:26,338 I... love what you've done. 66 00:02:26,339 --> 00:02:28,288 Thank you so much. 67 00:02:28,289 --> 00:02:29,388 I hope you don't mind us 68 00:02:29,389 --> 00:02:32,228 sharing Dice's manhood with the rest of the world. 69 00:02:33,329 --> 00:02:34,378 Oh, actually, we haven't been able to find it. 70 00:02:34,379 --> 00:02:36,238 Yeah, you know what, you're right. 71 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,258 I don't see yours. Let me... 72 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,308 - Hey, Sandro? - Yes? 73 00:02:40,309 --> 00:02:42,328 What did we do with Dice's phallus? 74 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,208 - Who? - Andrew Dice Clay. 75 00:02:44,209 --> 00:02:45,368 What's it look like? 76 00:02:45,369 --> 00:02:48,208 It's the really cool one, with the special rim, 77 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:49,338 and it's got a little... you know, 78 00:02:49,339 --> 00:02:51,288 it's got the knuckle bump on the side 79 00:02:51,289 --> 00:02:52,398 with the flab underneath. 80 00:02:52,399 --> 00:02:54,248 It's just... it's average. 81 00:02:54,249 --> 00:02:55,408 No, it's... it's... it's average now. 82 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:57,308 It wasn't average then, right? 83 00:02:57,309 --> 00:02:58,398 - It was beautiful. - She knows. 84 00:02:58,399 --> 00:03:00,278 - Yeah. - I wasn't saying anything bad. 85 00:03:00,279 --> 00:03:01,799 Well, okay, it's got to be around here somewhere. 86 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:02,739 I'm gonna go find it, all right? 87 00:03:02,740 --> 00:03:04,258 Yeah, you do that. 88 00:03:04,259 --> 00:03:05,368 Why... why would you even say anything? 89 00:03:05,369 --> 00:03:06,398 I was just trying to help. 90 00:03:17,389 --> 00:03:19,229 Oh! 91 00:03:25,179 --> 00:03:28,209 Top of the world, ma. 92 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:36,858 Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - www.Addic7ed.com - 93 00:03:42,349 --> 00:03:44,188 You okay, babe? 94 00:03:44,189 --> 00:03:46,378 I don't know. 95 00:03:46,379 --> 00:03:49,208 I don't know. 96 00:03:49,209 --> 00:03:51,218 What's wrong? This about tonight? 97 00:03:51,219 --> 00:03:52,378 What do you think, huh? 98 00:03:52,379 --> 00:03:56,188 I wanted you to see it when... when it was king. 99 00:03:56,189 --> 00:03:58,218 I got the real thing right here. 100 00:03:58,219 --> 00:03:59,338 No, I'm not kidding around. 101 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:01,398 Wouldn't it... wouldn't it be nice to know 102 00:04:01,399 --> 00:04:04,248 that certain things in life just don't change? 103 00:04:04,249 --> 00:04:07,348 Listen, I love you for who you are now, okay? 104 00:04:07,349 --> 00:04:09,248 Come on. 105 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:12,228 You got the "Welcome To Vegas" commercial in the morning. 106 00:04:12,229 --> 00:04:15,188 Babe, I used to do stadiums, you understand? 107 00:04:15,189 --> 00:04:17,228 I used to rock the world. 108 00:04:17,229 --> 00:04:19,388 Now I'm doing free commercials? 109 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:22,278 That... that don't sit right with me. 110 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:26,198 Listen, forget about it. Let's just get some sleep, okay? 111 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,279 Feel better tomorrow. 112 00:04:32,349 --> 00:04:34,229 Come on. 113 00:04:37,309 --> 00:04:40,229 I'm sure they'll find your penis. 114 00:04:48,379 --> 00:04:51,178 - Rita! - What? 115 00:04:51,179 --> 00:04:52,348 - Oh, gosh. - I can't believe it. 116 00:04:52,349 --> 00:04:54,268 You... you're doing this, too? 117 00:04:54,269 --> 00:04:55,408 Yeah. It's you. 118 00:04:55,409 --> 00:04:58,238 I haven't seen you since you left me standing 119 00:04:58,239 --> 00:05:00,278 outside Rascals Comedy Club at 2:00 A.M. 120 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:02,398 after you promised me a ride home to the city. 121 00:05:02,399 --> 00:05:06,278 Uh, uh, you know, you made it home okay, obviously, right? 122 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:08,218 - Obviously, yeah. - Yeah. All right, look. 123 00:05:08,219 --> 00:05:09,228 We'll... we'll catch up later. 124 00:05:09,229 --> 00:05:10,398 - You're doing makeup now. - Yeah. 125 00:05:10,399 --> 00:05:12,680 - I'll talk to you later. - Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 126 00:05:14,389 --> 00:05:18,258 Oh, no. Not this fucking guy. 127 00:05:19,349 --> 00:05:22,328 Well, how you doing, fuckface? 128 00:05:22,329 --> 00:05:24,188 How you doing, Wayne? 129 00:05:24,189 --> 00:05:25,378 When'd they let you out of your cage? 130 00:05:25,379 --> 00:05:28,188 I don't know. They got coffee? 131 00:05:28,189 --> 00:05:29,318 What are you up to? 132 00:05:29,319 --> 00:05:30,901 Let me tell you a little story. 133 00:05:31,001 --> 00:05:34,208 Let's go back to 1990. 134 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:37,278 I was offered to play the concierge 135 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:40,298 in a little movie called "Pretty Woman." 136 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:42,188 I know the story, Wayne. 137 00:05:42,189 --> 00:05:43,408 Yeah, but I want you to listen. 138 00:05:43,409 --> 00:05:48,288 A friend of mine by the name of Andrew Dice Clay 139 00:05:48,289 --> 00:05:52,398 goes behind my back and convinces Garry Marshall 140 00:05:52,399 --> 00:05:55,248 to give that role to somebody else, 141 00:05:55,249 --> 00:05:59,208 because he wanted me in his film, 142 00:05:59,209 --> 00:06:03,208 "The Adventures of Ford Fuckface." 143 00:06:03,209 --> 00:06:05,328 You know, Wayne, I think 144 00:06:05,329 --> 00:06:08,328 it's time you let this go. 145 00:06:08,329 --> 00:06:11,248 You're lucky 146 00:06:11,249 --> 00:06:13,309 I'm letting you go. 147 00:06:19,269 --> 00:06:20,338 - Hey, there you are. - Believe that guy? 148 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:22,178 He's lucky I'm in a good mood, you know? 149 00:06:22,179 --> 00:06:22,889 Yeah, sure. 150 00:06:22,890 --> 00:06:25,308 Hey, we're gonna have you paired with Criss Angel, okay? 151 00:06:25,309 --> 00:06:27,238 What do you mean with Criss Angel? 152 00:06:27,239 --> 00:06:29,208 He's a magician. 153 00:06:29,209 --> 00:06:31,178 Comics and magicians, they don't blend. 154 00:06:31,179 --> 00:06:33,248 - That's not how it works. - What are you talking about? 155 00:06:33,249 --> 00:06:36,328 All right, look, you're new at this, obviously. 156 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:39,228 You don't know how the game is played in Vegas. 157 00:06:39,229 --> 00:06:40,288 I'll explain this to you. 158 00:06:40,289 --> 00:06:42,398 At the very top of the food chain, right, 159 00:06:42,399 --> 00:06:44,388 you got the crooners, the singers, 160 00:06:44,389 --> 00:06:46,258 all the way back to the Rat Pack... 161 00:06:46,259 --> 00:06:47,378 you might not remember that, 162 00:06:47,379 --> 00:06:49,348 with Sinatra and Sammy and Dean... 163 00:06:49,349 --> 00:06:51,378 all the way to Wayne Newton, right? 164 00:06:51,379 --> 00:06:53,258 Oh, yeah. 165 00:06:53,259 --> 00:06:55,218 Now, right below that is the comedians, 166 00:06:55,219 --> 00:06:57,368 the great comedians... the Dangerfields, 167 00:06:57,369 --> 00:07:00,378 the Don Rickles, the Dice Clays. 168 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:03,388 Now, under that, well, here comes the Blue Man Group. 169 00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:06,268 "Ba, ba, ba." Assholes, you know what I mean? 170 00:07:06,269 --> 00:07:07,358 Sure. 171 00:07:07,359 --> 00:07:09,268 Under all that shit you got, like, 172 00:07:09,269 --> 00:07:11,278 the puppet acts, the fucking ventriloquists, 173 00:07:11,279 --> 00:07:12,388 that kind of bullshit. 174 00:07:12,389 --> 00:07:16,198 Now, below that, all the way at the bottom, 175 00:07:16,199 --> 00:07:18,288 you got the fucking magicians. You see what I'm saying? 176 00:07:18,289 --> 00:07:21,198 You don't... you don't want to put me with a magician. 177 00:07:21,199 --> 00:07:22,388 You put me with a crooner. 178 00:07:22,389 --> 00:07:25,298 Right. I didn't quite get this hierarchy but, uh... 179 00:07:25,299 --> 00:07:26,318 Yeah, well, that's what I'm trying to... 180 00:07:26,319 --> 00:07:27,408 see, I'm trying to help you. 181 00:07:27,409 --> 00:07:29,218 I don't want you to look stupid. 182 00:07:29,219 --> 00:07:30,348 So you put me, like, with Rita. 183 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:31,269 Right. 184 00:07:31,383 --> 00:07:33,248 You put me with one of the crooners. 185 00:07:33,249 --> 00:07:34,358 Sure. But, now, Criss here has made, 186 00:07:34,359 --> 00:07:36,308 like, over $150 million from the Luxor. 187 00:07:36,309 --> 00:07:38,298 Actually it was $160 million. 188 00:07:38,299 --> 00:07:40,338 You know what, I-I'll go with the flow. 189 00:07:40,339 --> 00:07:42,268 You know what I mean? I'm a good guy like that. 190 00:07:42,269 --> 00:07:44,238 I-I'll do the thing with Criss. 191 00:07:46,219 --> 00:07:48,368 So, anyway, I explained to this yo-yo, 192 00:07:48,369 --> 00:07:50,328 you know, that comics and magicians, they don't mix. 193 00:07:50,329 --> 00:07:51,408 I mean, no disrespect. 194 00:07:51,409 --> 00:07:54,278 It's okay. You know, I'm not really a magician. 195 00:07:54,279 --> 00:07:55,408 Well, what are you? An accountant? 196 00:07:55,409 --> 00:07:58,278 You know what I mean? 197 00:07:58,279 --> 00:08:01,178 I'm the Mindfreak. 198 00:08:01,179 --> 00:08:03,358 No, I get it. I get it. You're re-branding yourself. 199 00:08:03,359 --> 00:08:05,298 A mindfreak is actually very different 200 00:08:05,299 --> 00:08:06,358 than a magician, Andrew. 201 00:08:06,359 --> 00:08:09,178 A mindfreak performs demonstrations 202 00:08:09,179 --> 00:08:10,358 of extraordinary mental power. 203 00:08:10,359 --> 00:08:13,278 So, why don't you have, like, some animals in the show? 204 00:08:13,279 --> 00:08:15,278 Why the fuck would I work with animals? 205 00:08:15,279 --> 00:08:18,238 Because any magician worth anything 206 00:08:18,239 --> 00:08:20,288 has got some lions and tigers. 207 00:08:20,289 --> 00:08:22,348 Look, buddy, I'm telling you, I get it. 208 00:08:22,349 --> 00:08:24,348 You're intense, you wear the tight clothes. 209 00:08:24,349 --> 00:08:26,288 But you want to last on the Strip, 210 00:08:26,289 --> 00:08:28,218 you got to put some animals in there. 211 00:08:28,219 --> 00:08:30,248 I appreciate the advice. 212 00:08:30,249 --> 00:08:33,248 But as I said, I'm a mindfreak. 213 00:08:33,249 --> 00:08:35,298 I do tricks 214 00:08:35,299 --> 00:08:37,228 with the mind. 215 00:08:37,229 --> 00:08:39,178 Yeah? 216 00:08:39,179 --> 00:08:41,208 Well, let me explain something to you, 217 00:08:41,209 --> 00:08:42,348 'cause I know a couple things. 218 00:08:42,349 --> 00:08:45,218 This is a long life, my friend. 219 00:08:45,219 --> 00:08:47,248 One day you're onstage at the Garden 220 00:08:47,249 --> 00:08:49,268 and the Forum and the Spectrum. 221 00:08:49,269 --> 00:08:51,398 The next minute, Mindfreak, 222 00:08:51,399 --> 00:08:56,368 I'm onstage at a fucking sushi place called Bonzai. 223 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,248 Okay. So, Dice, you're gonna say, "Welcome to Vegas." 224 00:08:59,249 --> 00:09:00,368 Criss, you'll say, "It's unbelievable." 225 00:09:00,369 --> 00:09:02,198 Uh, Wha-wha... whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute here. 226 00:09:02,199 --> 00:09:03,408 I say "unbelievable." 227 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:06,238 No, he says "unbelievable." He's the mindfreak. 228 00:09:06,239 --> 00:09:08,188 He does tricks that are unbelievable! 229 00:09:08,189 --> 00:09:09,408 No, no, no, no. Uh, but 230 00:09:09,409 --> 00:09:11,228 You don't under... Unbelievable's, like, my thing. 231 00:09:11,229 --> 00:09:12,378 It's my catchphrase. 232 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:14,248 Right. Oh, okay. But no one's gonna remember that, 233 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:15,338 and it doesn't make any sense. 234 00:09:15,339 --> 00:09:16,644 Everybody's gonna remember... 235 00:09:16,775 --> 00:09:17,834 You know what? You know what, it's okay. 236 00:09:17,952 --> 00:09:19,213 Just let him do the "unbelievable" line. 237 00:09:19,347 --> 00:09:20,397 Let's just get this done. 238 00:09:20,398 --> 00:09:23,298 Okay. Let's just do it. Whatever. Great. 239 00:09:23,299 --> 00:09:25,348 - On your mark. - And action! 240 00:09:25,349 --> 00:09:27,408 Welcome to Vegas. 241 00:09:27,409 --> 00:09:30,378 It's un-believe-a-ble. 242 00:09:30,379 --> 00:09:33,338 Ohh! 243 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:35,338 Cut. 244 00:09:35,339 --> 00:09:38,239 Doesn't make any sense. And what is this? 245 00:09:40,299 --> 00:09:42,218 I'm sorry, Miss Rudner. 246 00:09:42,219 --> 00:09:44,677 It'll be about 40 minutes more 247 00:09:44,678 --> 00:09:46,178 before they can send another limo up. 248 00:09:46,179 --> 00:09:47,338 40 minutes? 249 00:09:47,339 --> 00:09:49,248 I-I heard that. Larry, how you doing? 250 00:09:49,249 --> 00:09:51,238 - Hey. Dice. - Get over here. 251 00:09:51,239 --> 00:09:53,238 Rita, honey, what... where you going? 252 00:09:53,239 --> 00:09:55,388 - Uh, downtown? - Yeah, no problem. 253 00:09:55,389 --> 00:09:58,228 Let me make up for that time I dumped you in Jersey. 254 00:09:58,229 --> 00:09:59,408 Come on. We'll have a couple laughs. 255 00:09:59,409 --> 00:10:03,268 All right, let's get out of here. 256 00:10:04,359 --> 00:10:05,318 Oh, man! 257 00:10:08,309 --> 00:10:10,188 I'm gonna give it the five-second rule. 258 00:10:10,189 --> 00:10:12,178 You got to. 259 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,268 All right, that's good. 260 00:10:14,269 --> 00:10:17,198 Dice, that's a Lamborghini. It's not toast. 261 00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:19,338 Don't worry about it. Put your seat belt on. 262 00:10:22,359 --> 00:10:25,309 Let's just get out of here. 263 00:10:30,369 --> 00:10:32,208 You know, hanging out with you again, 264 00:10:32,209 --> 00:10:33,328 like, this is a lot of fun, huh? 265 00:10:33,329 --> 00:10:35,198 Oh, yeah. 266 00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:37,228 I-I do apologize for that night at Rascals. 267 00:10:37,229 --> 00:10:38,328 I really do. 268 00:10:38,329 --> 00:10:40,238 But I guess things like that happen, so, yeah. 269 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:41,318 Yeah, you know. 270 00:10:41,319 --> 00:10:43,278 Let's just, uh... let's just move on. 271 00:10:43,279 --> 00:10:44,328 - Exactly. Exactly. - Yeah. 272 00:10:44,329 --> 00:10:46,248 We're mo... we're moving on. 273 00:10:46,249 --> 00:10:48,238 You know, I was thinking, like, uh... 274 00:10:48,239 --> 00:10:49,298 You know, we should film, like... 275 00:10:49,299 --> 00:10:52,358 like some bits or something, you know? 276 00:10:52,359 --> 00:10:55,198 You... you know anybody, like, at Youtube? 277 00:10:55,199 --> 00:10:58,188 You're ask... you're asking me if I know anybody at Youtube? 278 00:10:58,189 --> 00:10:59,308 Yeah. 279 00:10:59,309 --> 00:11:01,308 You don't have to know anybody at Youtube. 280 00:11:01,309 --> 00:11:03,198 No, 'cause they're a big network. 281 00:11:03,199 --> 00:11:04,959 That's what I'm saying. 282 00:11:05,359 --> 00:11:07,248 Give me a second, sweetheart. 283 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:08,408 I just got to get this, all right? 284 00:11:08,409 --> 00:11:10,368 Dice. 285 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,368 Hey, uh, Dice. It's Sandro, Cynthia's assistant. 286 00:11:12,369 --> 00:11:14,218 Sandro, how you doing? 287 00:11:14,219 --> 00:11:15,348 Good, good. Listen, great news. 288 00:11:15,349 --> 00:11:16,398 I found it. 289 00:11:16,399 --> 00:11:18,378 - You found it? - Uh-huh. 290 00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:21,248 - I found your phallus! - They found my phallus! 291 00:11:21,249 --> 00:11:24,288 Uh, I... you have no idea how I've been waiting for this call. 292 00:11:24,289 --> 00:11:27,218 You actually made my day, Sandro. 293 00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:28,338 Dice, congratulations, man. 294 00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:30,308 This is a really, really nice penis. 295 00:11:30,309 --> 00:11:33,278 Listen, is it okay if, uh, I stop by 296 00:11:33,279 --> 00:11:35,348 like around 2:00 tomorrow to take a look? 297 00:11:35,349 --> 00:11:38,289 Perfetto. Ci vediamo domani. Ciao, bello. 298 00:11:42,379 --> 00:11:44,408 Look at this! 299 00:11:44,409 --> 00:11:46,288 What, are you running for Congress? 300 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,398 We talked about this. 301 00:11:47,399 --> 00:11:51,278 You are looking at the new Realtor for Carson Realty. 302 00:11:51,279 --> 00:11:54,318 Carmen, get it out of your head. 303 00:11:54,319 --> 00:11:57,238 I did not give you permission for this. 304 00:11:57,239 --> 00:11:59,288 You didn't give permission? 305 00:11:59,289 --> 00:12:00,378 Tell you what... 306 00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:02,328 I'll give you permission to go fuck yourself! 307 00:12:02,329 --> 00:12:04,378 Don't get so nasty. What... what's that about? 308 00:12:04,379 --> 00:12:07,328 This is the age of feminism, Andrew! 309 00:12:07,329 --> 00:12:09,238 The decade of Beyonc?. 310 00:12:09,239 --> 00:12:11,408 Hillary Clinton is gonna be president. 311 00:12:11,409 --> 00:12:16,218 So if you think I need to ask your permission to get a job, 312 00:12:16,219 --> 00:12:18,378 you need to get a Delorean and travel back to a time 313 00:12:18,379 --> 00:12:21,288 when people actually gave a shit about what you think. 314 00:12:21,289 --> 00:12:22,378 Why don't you go back to 1989 315 00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:24,408 and see if you can find your missing dick?! 316 00:12:24,409 --> 00:12:27,348 You throwing so many fucking insults at me, 317 00:12:27,349 --> 00:12:29,378 I don't even know which one to address first. 318 00:12:29,379 --> 00:12:33,278 I worked so hard on this. I busted my ass. 319 00:12:33,279 --> 00:12:35,398 I had to go become friends with Rose Carmichael. 320 00:12:35,399 --> 00:12:38,228 So I actually don't give a shit what you think. 321 00:12:38,229 --> 00:12:41,408 Carmen... Carmen, d-do you have any idea 322 00:12:41,409 --> 00:12:44,188 how this is gonna fuck up my life? 323 00:12:44,189 --> 00:12:46,268 How does this fuck up your life? 324 00:12:46,269 --> 00:12:49,388 You know, you're gonna be over there, I'm over here, what do... 325 00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:51,278 what if I... what if I need something? 326 00:12:51,279 --> 00:12:53,208 Like what? 327 00:12:53,209 --> 00:12:55,228 Like... like the remote. 328 00:12:55,229 --> 00:12:56,378 I can't even find it now. 329 00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:59,188 You can't find the remote? Okay, call the office. 330 00:12:59,189 --> 00:13:01,348 I got to call the office to find out about a remote? 331 00:13:01,349 --> 00:13:03,388 You see how ridiculous this is? Forget it! 332 00:13:03,389 --> 00:13:05,218 Let me get this straight. 333 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,388 You don't want me to get a job 334 00:13:06,389 --> 00:13:08,358 on the off chance that you might need 335 00:13:08,359 --> 00:13:10,318 to find the remote for the television? 336 00:13:10,319 --> 00:13:13,408 There is no off chance. It happens like six times a day. 337 00:13:13,409 --> 00:13:17,288 Okay, I'm starting Monday, so that gives you the weekend 338 00:13:17,289 --> 00:13:19,338 to gather all the tuna-fish openers 339 00:13:19,339 --> 00:13:22,408 and all the remote controls and get ready to be alone. 340 00:13:25,299 --> 00:13:28,338 I just don't understand her sometimes. 341 00:13:28,339 --> 00:13:30,358 I mean, she goes and gets a job, 342 00:13:30,359 --> 00:13:32,348 that puts my whole life in disarray. 343 00:13:32,349 --> 00:13:35,358 I mean, that's what I try to explain to her all the time. 344 00:13:35,359 --> 00:13:37,378 I'm from Brooklyn, you know what I mean? 345 00:13:37,379 --> 00:13:39,258 We take care of our women. 346 00:13:39,259 --> 00:13:40,358 East coast guys, you know, 347 00:13:40,359 --> 00:13:42,248 hey, yo, Adrian, 348 00:13:42,249 --> 00:13:43,388 I want to take care of you, you know what I mean? 349 00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:46,348 Yeah. But B-Balboa's from Philly. 350 00:13:46,349 --> 00:13:48,238 That's not the point. 351 00:13:48,239 --> 00:13:49,358 It's East coast. 352 00:13:49,359 --> 00:13:51,198 Brooklyn, Philly, it's all the same, right? 353 00:13:51,199 --> 00:13:52,318 I get it. You like to help people. 354 00:13:52,319 --> 00:13:54,218 Help me out. You can buy me a TV. 355 00:13:54,219 --> 00:13:56,368 Why do you got to make it all about you? 356 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,358 I ain't making it all about me. 357 00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:01,258 I'm making it all about you buying me a TV. 358 00:14:01,259 --> 00:14:03,308 Yo, Dice! Finally. 359 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,348 All right. We're here. Come on. 360 00:14:05,349 --> 00:14:07,218 I've been waiting for hours, man. 361 00:14:07,219 --> 00:14:08,328 - I'm busy, too, you know. - Okay, take it easy. 362 00:14:08,329 --> 00:14:10,348 Wait till you see my cock from '89. 363 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,268 - Shake... - All right, all right. 364 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,408 - Come on, come on. - this thing is beyond belief. 365 00:14:13,409 --> 00:14:16,318 Every vein in place, the rim is beautiful, 366 00:14:16,319 --> 00:14:18,208 got beautiful color. 367 00:14:18,209 --> 00:14:20,368 Shake, you're gonna want to take it home and eat it. 368 00:14:20,369 --> 00:14:22,388 Are you ready? 369 00:14:22,389 --> 00:14:25,338 It's been a long time, you know what I mean? 370 00:14:25,339 --> 00:14:27,288 I'm reuniting over here. 371 00:14:27,289 --> 00:14:28,408 Kind of nervous. 372 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,409 You ready, Shake? 373 00:14:31,209 --> 00:14:33,288 Lay it on me. 374 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:37,259 And... voil?. 375 00:14:38,409 --> 00:14:41,218 Wait a minute. 376 00:14:41,219 --> 00:14:43,268 Let me see this. 377 00:14:43,269 --> 00:14:45,258 Where's the veins? 378 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:48,388 Where's the, uh... the frickin' balls are too round. 379 00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:51,368 There had to... this is not my cock. 380 00:14:51,369 --> 00:14:53,218 What do you mean it's not yours? 381 00:14:53,219 --> 00:14:55,198 It's not mine. I know my cock. I know every inch. 382 00:14:55,199 --> 00:14:58,378 Mine was the kind that, you know, women loved it. 383 00:14:58,379 --> 00:15:01,328 Wasn't too big, it wasn't too small. 384 00:15:01,329 --> 00:15:04,248 The kind of cock you could hang out with. 385 00:15:04,249 --> 00:15:07,278 And this is not mine. 386 00:15:07,279 --> 00:15:08,338 Now, where is it? 387 00:15:08,339 --> 00:15:10,198 It must have been mislabeled. 388 00:15:10,199 --> 00:15:12,298 Well, where is it? 389 00:15:12,299 --> 00:15:14,278 Where the fuck is my dick? 390 00:15:14,279 --> 00:15:16,218 Okay, you know what, Dice, if we can't find it, 391 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,378 I'm sure Cynthia will do another molding. 392 00:15:17,379 --> 00:15:19,188 - Come on. - You don't get it, do you? 393 00:15:19,189 --> 00:15:21,368 I need my cock from back then! 394 00:15:21,369 --> 00:15:24,288 From the good old days. From 1989. 395 00:15:24,289 --> 00:15:26,388 The cock everybody sucked on and fucked on 396 00:15:26,389 --> 00:15:28,348 and did all kinds of shit on. 397 00:15:28,349 --> 00:15:30,288 That's the cock I need. 398 00:15:30,289 --> 00:15:33,258 Not this stupid thing I got to carry around. 399 00:15:34,369 --> 00:15:37,298 You got Dice. 400 00:15:37,299 --> 00:15:39,368 Hey, it's the director of the "Welcome to Vegas" commercial. 401 00:15:39,369 --> 00:15:41,388 - Yeah, don't you got a name? - Yeah, I have a name. 402 00:15:41,389 --> 00:15:43,248 But you don't know it, so this is faster. 403 00:15:43,249 --> 00:15:44,388 Okay. So, what do you want? 404 00:15:44,389 --> 00:15:46,378 Well, we screened the commercial, 405 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,378 and it's just as I feared. People just don't get 406 00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:50,368 why you're the one saying unbelievable 407 00:15:50,369 --> 00:15:52,288 when you're standing right next to a magician. 408 00:15:52,289 --> 00:15:56,288 I told you, comics and magicians don't mix. 409 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,378 The thing is, we're gonna need you 410 00:15:57,379 --> 00:15:58,378 to come back in and re-shoot. 411 00:15:58,379 --> 00:16:00,308 Are you fucking kidding me? 412 00:16:00,309 --> 00:16:03,178 I come in there for nothing, no fee, 413 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,298 to help out Las Vegas, 414 00:16:04,299 --> 00:16:07,198 and you expect me to come back for re-shoots? 415 00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:08,368 All right, forget it. We'll just cut you out. 416 00:16:08,369 --> 00:16:10,258 No, no. No, wait a minute. 417 00:16:10,259 --> 00:16:13,178 Whoa. Whoa, whoa. I'm just having a bad day over here. 418 00:16:13,179 --> 00:16:14,358 I'll tell you what. 419 00:16:14,359 --> 00:16:17,398 Just, uh, send me the details and I'll be there, okay? 420 00:16:17,399 --> 00:16:19,318 And then text me about 45 minutes 421 00:16:19,319 --> 00:16:20,408 before I'm supposed to be there. 422 00:16:20,409 --> 00:16:22,358 - You got that? - Oh-kay. 423 00:16:22,359 --> 00:16:25,238 - This fucking guy. - Ho! 424 00:16:25,239 --> 00:16:26,358 Marlon Brando. 425 00:16:26,359 --> 00:16:29,198 Looks like he fell asleep while they were... 426 00:16:29,199 --> 00:16:30,398 It was you, Charlie. 427 00:16:30,399 --> 00:16:32,368 Stop showing me Brando's cock. 428 00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:34,278 Please? 429 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,278 And action! 430 00:16:38,279 --> 00:16:39,358 Welcome to Vegas. 431 00:16:39,359 --> 00:16:42,218 It's unbelievable. 432 00:16:42,219 --> 00:16:44,268 Cut! Perfect! See? 433 00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:45,408 He says "unbelievable," it makes sense. 434 00:16:45,409 --> 00:16:47,328 Moving on. 435 00:16:47,329 --> 00:16:50,288 Listen, I don't want to sound like an asshole, 436 00:16:50,289 --> 00:16:53,288 but Rita said that you may have dinged my car. 437 00:16:53,289 --> 00:16:55,238 No, I didn't ding your car. 438 00:16:55,239 --> 00:16:59,188 I did ding a car, but it was a Lamborghini. 439 00:16:59,189 --> 00:17:02,318 Exactly. It was my Lamborghini that you dinged. 440 00:17:02,319 --> 00:17:05,228 - Oh, really? You got a Lamborghini? - Yeah. 441 00:17:05,229 --> 00:17:07,358 Maybe I should learn to pull a rabbit out of a fucking hat. 442 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,328 Just say, "Man, I'm sorry. I dinged your car." 443 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,248 - You know what, I... - Just give me an honest apology. 444 00:17:11,249 --> 00:17:13,188 No, it was, and I'm really sorry. 445 00:17:13,189 --> 00:17:14,328 I... you know, I wa... - It's ok... you know what? 446 00:17:14,329 --> 00:17:16,388 It's okay. We'll let it go. 447 00:17:16,389 --> 00:17:18,388 Thank you. I appreciate it. 448 00:17:18,389 --> 00:17:20,208 As a matter of fact, you should come 449 00:17:20,209 --> 00:17:21,278 to my show tonight at the Luxor. 450 00:17:21,279 --> 00:17:23,218 Bring your wife, bring your girl. 451 00:17:23,219 --> 00:17:25,218 No, I... you know what it is? 452 00:17:25,219 --> 00:17:28,308 I-I just don't understand magic tricks, you know? 453 00:17:28,309 --> 00:17:30,248 It's like... like anything. 454 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,378 Like, I-I like Indians, 455 00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:34,338 but I don't eat Indian food. 456 00:17:34,339 --> 00:17:36,218 You know what I mean? 457 00:17:36,219 --> 00:17:37,238 I get it. It's cool, man. 458 00:17:37,239 --> 00:17:38,288 This shit's not for everyone. 459 00:17:38,289 --> 00:17:40,228 Nah, come on. I'm fucking with you. 460 00:17:40,229 --> 00:17:41,368 I'm gonna come to your show. 461 00:17:41,369 --> 00:17:43,228 How's that sound? You give me some tickets? 462 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,338 - Whatever you want. - Come on. 463 00:17:44,339 --> 00:17:46,238 - All right. - Come on. 464 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,328 - We're all good. - All right? 465 00:17:47,329 --> 00:17:49,178 - I'll see you. - What time's the show? 466 00:17:49,179 --> 00:17:50,278 - 7:00. All right? - You got it. 467 00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:51,318 - I'll talk to you later. - All right, man. 468 00:17:51,319 --> 00:17:52,338 - 7:00. - 7:00! 469 00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:56,218 I got this, Carmen. 470 00:17:56,219 --> 00:17:58,188 Did... did you bring any of my candy? 471 00:17:58,189 --> 00:18:00,308 Like the Tootsie Pops, any of that? 472 00:18:03,219 --> 00:18:06,378 All right, what is it? You still mad at me? 473 00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:09,228 Babe, you... you're awesome. 474 00:18:09,229 --> 00:18:11,208 Being awesome is not the point. 475 00:18:11,209 --> 00:18:12,298 The... do you even know what the point is? 476 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,218 Yeah. 477 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,238 Like, you're... like, you're, like, 478 00:18:16,239 --> 00:18:18,278 unbelievably organized with things. 479 00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:21,188 No. I support you, Andrew. 480 00:18:21,189 --> 00:18:23,218 Even when you do stupid shit, I support you. 481 00:18:23,219 --> 00:18:25,308 And the one time I ask for a little support in return, 482 00:18:25,309 --> 00:18:27,178 you act like a fucking asshole. 483 00:18:27,179 --> 00:18:29,208 Are you ready?! 484 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:32,378 Go crazy! 485 00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:37,228 Ladies and gentlemen, 486 00:18:37,229 --> 00:18:40,308 the number-one magician on the planet... 487 00:18:40,309 --> 00:18:42,238 Criss Angel. 488 00:18:46,309 --> 00:18:50,318 Are you ready?! 489 00:18:50,319 --> 00:18:51,338 Go! 490 00:18:54,389 --> 00:18:58,348 Starting now, now, now! 491 00:18:58,349 --> 00:19:00,318 Right there! 492 00:19:00,319 --> 00:19:02,318 Yeah! 493 00:19:02,319 --> 00:19:04,319 Ho! 494 00:19:12,259 --> 00:19:15,308 You can see birds outside, too. 495 00:19:17,179 --> 00:19:18,258 Thank you. 496 00:19:18,259 --> 00:19:21,298 All right! 497 00:19:21,299 --> 00:19:23,178 All right. 498 00:19:23,179 --> 00:19:25,398 I have a t-shirt I'm gonna toss out. 499 00:19:25,399 --> 00:19:27,358 I'm gonna throw it to the loudest person 500 00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:28,398 in the loudest section. 501 00:19:28,399 --> 00:19:30,368 Where are you?! 502 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,388 I mean... 503 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,208 Ladies and gentlemen, 504 00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:37,258 Andrew Dice Clay! 505 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,308 Oh, come on! 506 00:19:38,309 --> 00:19:40,188 Come on up here, man! 507 00:19:40,189 --> 00:19:41,248 I don't want to go up. Come on, now! 508 00:19:41,249 --> 00:19:43,248 Dice, can you come up here? Bring your girl. 509 00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,398 Carmen, you want to go up? Come on. 510 00:19:45,399 --> 00:19:47,178 Come on up here, man. 511 00:19:47,179 --> 00:19:48,328 Give it up for the King of Comedy. 512 00:19:48,329 --> 00:19:50,378 Come on up here. Come on! 513 00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:52,248 This is nuts. What are we doing? 514 00:19:52,249 --> 00:19:55,318 Let him feel your love, people! Come on! 515 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,388 - Hi, how are you? - Hi. 516 00:19:57,389 --> 00:19:59,248 Hi. You mind helping me out, hon? 517 00:19:59,249 --> 00:20:00,298 - Carmen, yeah. - Y-you're Carmen? 518 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,408 Carmen. 519 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,228 You're beau... how did he get you? 520 00:20:03,229 --> 00:20:04,328 That's what I want to know. 521 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,388 I want to try something with both of you. 522 00:20:05,389 --> 00:20:07,258 - Is that okay? - Yeah, sure. 523 00:20:07,259 --> 00:20:08,368 All right, cool. You want to see somebody disappear? 524 00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:11,258 All right! 525 00:20:11,259 --> 00:20:13,218 Let's open up the curtain. 526 00:20:13,219 --> 00:20:14,819 Let's show them how we're gonna do this. 527 00:20:18,199 --> 00:20:20,248 Dice, will you have a seat over there? 528 00:20:20,249 --> 00:20:21,408 Carmen, you have a seat over here. Yeah. 529 00:20:21,409 --> 00:20:23,368 Have a seat. Relax. 530 00:20:23,369 --> 00:20:25,338 Carmen, are you ready? 531 00:20:25,339 --> 00:20:27,378 Let's do it! 532 00:20:33,219 --> 00:20:36,298 Place your hands, Carmen, right through the cloth. 533 00:20:36,299 --> 00:20:38,268 The beautiful Chloe will help you. 534 00:20:38,269 --> 00:20:40,238 Dice... 535 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:44,259 look into my eyes. 536 00:20:47,249 --> 00:20:49,188 Ahh! 537 00:20:49,189 --> 00:20:51,328 You ready? 538 00:20:51,329 --> 00:20:53,308 Cool. 539 00:20:53,309 --> 00:20:55,368 Carmen, remove your hands. 540 00:20:55,369 --> 00:20:58,388 Pull them into the cloth now. 541 00:20:58,389 --> 00:21:00,408 It's gonna happen... 542 00:21:00,409 --> 00:21:03,218 now! 543 00:21:04,379 --> 00:21:07,298 Thank you so much! Good night! 544 00:21:36,199 --> 00:21:38,219 What the fuck? 545 00:21:48,289 --> 00:21:49,358 Dice! 546 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:51,368 Come on in, man. 547 00:21:51,369 --> 00:21:53,268 Great show. 548 00:21:53,269 --> 00:21:54,308 Thank you so much for coming out, man. 549 00:21:54,309 --> 00:21:55,348 I appreciate it. 550 00:21:55,349 --> 00:21:57,218 If you hang out for like an hour, 551 00:21:57,219 --> 00:21:59,258 9:30, I have a completely different show. 552 00:21:59,259 --> 00:22:00,388 - You'll love it. - You know, on any other night, 553 00:22:00,389 --> 00:22:02,298 I would, but I got to get out of here. 554 00:22:02,299 --> 00:22:03,398 I'm just, um... you know, I'm looking for Carmen. 555 00:22:03,399 --> 00:22:05,328 She disappeared. 556 00:22:05,329 --> 00:22:07,218 Yeah, all right. 557 00:22:07,219 --> 00:22:08,258 I get it. 558 00:22:08,259 --> 00:22:09,378 All right, very funny. 559 00:22:09,379 --> 00:22:11,388 But no, seriously, you know where she is? 560 00:22:11,389 --> 00:22:12,398 You were there. You saw it. 561 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:14,258 Are you joking? 562 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,408 Andrew, Andrew, Andrew. 563 00:22:18,409 --> 00:22:20,378 You're the fucking comedian, buddy. 564 00:22:20,379 --> 00:22:22,288 You tell me. 565 00:22:22,289 --> 00:22:25,248 You see, that's what I tried to explain to you 566 00:22:25,249 --> 00:22:28,188 about magicians not mixing with comics. 567 00:22:28,189 --> 00:22:30,378 'Cause what you're actually doing now is a bit. 568 00:22:30,379 --> 00:22:32,408 But magicians don't know when to end that bit, 569 00:22:32,409 --> 00:22:34,358 and comedians do. 570 00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:36,473 Andrew, I'll make a little deal with you. 571 00:22:36,498 --> 00:22:37,178 Yeah, what? 572 00:22:37,179 --> 00:22:39,208 Make the dent in my car disappear 573 00:22:39,209 --> 00:22:41,221 and I'll make your girl reappear. 574 00:22:41,222 --> 00:22:42,328 Fair. 575 00:22:42,329 --> 00:22:45,218 Now? What are you talk... 576 00:22:45,219 --> 00:22:47,368 My car's parked out back. 577 00:22:47,369 --> 00:22:50,408 It's the black Lamborghini with the fucked-up door, 578 00:22:50,409 --> 00:22:52,249 in case you forgot. 579 00:22:57,309 --> 00:23:00,338 Excuse me, you know where the parking garage is? 580 00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:02,278 Yeah, you just make a right, and then another right. 581 00:23:02,279 --> 00:23:03,378 Right and a right. 582 00:23:03,379 --> 00:23:05,178 - Right and right. - Right and a right. 583 00:23:05,179 --> 00:23:06,259 Okay, gotcha. Okay. 584 00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:16,218 - Wayne? - Hey, Dice. 585 00:23:16,219 --> 00:23:18,328 Dice, I got good news for you, man. 586 00:23:18,329 --> 00:23:20,268 You know that thing you've been looking for? 587 00:23:20,269 --> 00:23:21,288 The piece of art? 588 00:23:21,289 --> 00:23:22,408 My thing? 589 00:23:22,409 --> 00:23:24,228 Your thing. 590 00:23:24,229 --> 00:23:26,268 I found it. 591 00:23:26,269 --> 00:23:27,328 My thing? 592 00:23:27,329 --> 00:23:29,239 - Your thing. - My th... 593 00:23:30,399 --> 00:23:32,238 There's nothing in here. 594 00:23:32,239 --> 00:23:35,308 There never was. 595 00:23:35,309 --> 00:23:38,328 Wait a minute. Wayne! 596 00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:40,399 Wayne, where you going? 597 00:23:49,229 --> 00:23:50,358 Wait a minute. 598 00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:53,228 Where... where's the parking lot? 599 00:23:53,229 --> 00:23:54,358 You make a right, and then another right. 600 00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,368 - A right and a right. - A right and a right. 601 00:23:56,369 --> 00:23:58,268 That's what you told me last time. 602 00:23:58,269 --> 00:24:00,209 Yeah, I know. A right and a right. 603 00:24:20,409 --> 00:24:23,279 What the fuck? 604 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:30,199 Ohh, ooh! 605 00:24:37,349 --> 00:24:39,319 What the fu... 606 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,278 Hello? 607 00:24:52,309 --> 00:24:54,368 What is go... 608 00:24:54,369 --> 00:24:58,228 Wait a minute. Where's Angel's car? 609 00:24:58,229 --> 00:25:01,238 You want it back, you're gonna have to split for it. 610 00:25:01,239 --> 00:25:03,198 Gonna have to split for it? 611 00:25:03,199 --> 00:25:04,368 Dice, five-second rule! 612 00:25:04,369 --> 00:25:06,408 You're gonna have to split for it! 613 00:25:06,409 --> 00:25:09,208 Five-second rule. 614 00:25:09,209 --> 00:25:11,188 W-hat? 615 00:25:11,189 --> 00:25:14,198 What is going on? 616 00:25:32,379 --> 00:25:37,188 I decided to take your advice, Dice, and work with animals. 617 00:25:38,289 --> 00:25:42,248 I know you all, God bless you, believe! 618 00:25:50,319 --> 00:25:53,298 I ain't never been through anything like that in my life, 619 00:25:53,299 --> 00:25:54,408 I got to tell you. 620 00:25:54,409 --> 00:25:56,338 That was crazy. 621 00:25:56,339 --> 00:25:58,378 I mean, I open up my eyes, they're all laughing. 622 00:25:58,379 --> 00:26:00,318 Isn't that what you devoted your life to? 623 00:26:00,319 --> 00:26:02,368 Standing on stage and having people laugh at you? 624 00:26:02,369 --> 00:26:04,338 Yeah, but while I know it. 625 00:26:04,339 --> 00:26:06,378 All right, listen. Listen, I got to tell you this, 626 00:26:06,379 --> 00:26:08,298 'cause I've been thinking about it. 627 00:26:08,299 --> 00:26:11,368 I-I want you to take that job. 628 00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:13,408 I want you to go to work in the morning. 629 00:26:13,409 --> 00:26:14,910 Thanks, Andrew. 630 00:26:14,911 --> 00:26:16,348 Yeah. Whatever you want, okay? 631 00:26:16,349 --> 00:26:17,378 I got you. 632 00:26:17,379 --> 00:26:19,188 How was the magician? 633 00:26:19,189 --> 00:26:21,178 He's no magician. 634 00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:23,208 He's a mindfreak. 635 00:26:24,259 --> 00:26:25,288 Look, Sandro brought this by. 636 00:26:25,289 --> 00:26:28,188 He found it. I had a look, I could not... 637 00:26:28,189 --> 00:26:30,258 - You already looked? - It's a nice piece. 638 00:26:30,259 --> 00:26:32,238 But don't open it yet until I go, 639 00:26:32,239 --> 00:26:34,288 because, you know, it's breathtaking, 640 00:26:34,289 --> 00:26:36,188 and I-I just don't want to be here. 641 00:26:36,189 --> 00:26:39,188 So, enjoy. Enjoy. 642 00:26:39,189 --> 00:26:40,349 Babe. 643 00:26:43,349 --> 00:26:46,328 All right. You ready? 644 00:26:46,329 --> 00:26:47,378 Yeah. 645 00:26:47,379 --> 00:26:49,289 Go ahead. 646 00:27:02,573 --> 00:27:08,775 Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - www.Addic7ed.com - 647 00:27:08,825 --> 00:27:13,375 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46513

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