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Lindsay's Mirror Depot
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is Detroit's one stop
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for all your mirror needs.
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We have round mirrors,
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wall mirrors,
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rectangle mirrors,
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golden mirrors,
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rustic mirrors,
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fancy mirrors,
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baby's first mirror,
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brown mirrors.
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We have every kind of
mirror in the world
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that we could find.
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Lea, I thought we kept telling you
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to take us out in post.
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And I kept telling you I can't do that.
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Well, buckle up, everybody,
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'cause we are not leaving this room
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until we get this right.
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- Oh, actually, it's 6:00.
- You can barely see us.
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Let's put a pin in this
till Monday morning.
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Great job, everybody.
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[upbeat music]
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You have plans for the weekend?
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Uh, yeah, I'm gonna have
dinner at your house.
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You?
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Yeah.
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Oh, I just can't wait
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Yeah, I'm...
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I'm having dinner with my best friend.
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Let's do it.
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Ah, but first,
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I have to take a little trip
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to the third floor.
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Ah, the third floor.
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Yes, old magic number three.
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I take it the Browns are
going to the Super Bowl?
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Yeah. I first have to, uh,
drop the kids off at the pool
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and then I'm going to,
uh, crap in that pool.
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Mm-hmm, and you're gonna
do it in the lovely,
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pristine, quiet majesty...
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- Yes.
- Of the third floor bathroom.
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- Yes, of course.
- For your journey, sir.
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- Thank you, my friend.
- Mm-hmm.
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Have a fantastic poop.
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[elevator dings]
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- Morning, Sheila.
- Morning, Sheila.
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Morning, boys.
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Lindsay of Lindsay's
Mirror Depot called.
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She wants to see the commercial.
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Well, that would make three of us.
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Shall we?
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Uh, one minute.
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The third floor is...
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calling my butthole's name.
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Is it, uh...
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[high-pitched voice] Oh, Frederick!
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[Southern accent] Why, who is it?
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It's the third floor.
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Well, I declare,
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I'm coming to poop on you.
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[both giggling]
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Actually, poop and pee.
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I got to do both.
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I... I'm talking as Sam now.
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I don't know what you're doing.
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Yeah, no, it's me. It's Sam.
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Oh. Well, if you're traveling,
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you are going to need your suitcase.
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Why, thank you, my good man.
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Of course.
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[exhales]
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Did you get outside this
weekend, or did you...?
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The phone lines are off,
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so distribute the extension list
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and Wi-Fi password.
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Also, make sure everybody
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breaks down their empty
cardboard boxes for recycling.
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[eerie music]
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[high-pitched tone]
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[heavy breathing]
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Tim. It's over.
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It's over. The third floor is over.
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Sam, slow down. What
are you talking about?
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[stammering] So okay,
so I went downstairs
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to poop, and then, uh...
You... I went downstairs.
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There's a bunch of people,
and there's... there's
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- a business down there, and...
- You sped up.
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- You sped up.
- [stammering] A password...
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Sam, slow down. What's wrong?
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We can't poop on the
third floor anymore.
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Take it back.
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What the hell?
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[choking]
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Take it back.
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[both struggling]
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Stop trying to kill me.
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You're frickin' stronger than me.
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Who cares?
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[suspenseful music]
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Next time
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When they ask you
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Where you're from
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You gon' say Detroit city
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When we get back on our feet, yeah
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Yeah
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[elevator dinging]
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Ned, red alert.
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Yo, Tim, Sam.
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My favorite ad guys.
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Oh! Got a commercial for you.
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Campbell's Soup: it's
just wet-ass food.
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Not now, Ned.
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There are intruders in the building.
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No, that's that new tech company.
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They just moved in. They're pretty cool.
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Moved in? As in full-time?
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Yeah. They're legit too.
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They're doing all these renovations.
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Like, they're fixing stuff up.
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Right upstairs with that.
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Oh, while I got you guys here,
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I want to get your pictures,
'cause everybody has to get
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these new ID badges now.
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- Are you serious?
- Do we even get lanyards?
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Cheese.
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[camera shutter clicking]
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Oh, those shoulders.
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And that neck.
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Thanks, Ned.
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Jesus Christ, that neck.
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Bye, Tim.
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What the...
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[elevator dinging]
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Hold the door.
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Thanks.
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Sorry.
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You rode your bike, huh?
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DUI?
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No, it's just good exercise,
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good for the environment.
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[dramatic music]
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- You guys are up on four?
- Yeah.
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Tim Cramblin,
Cramblin-Duvet Advertising.
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Been in the building for decades.
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Many decades, hundreds of years.
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Sam Duvet.
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I'm his best friend, also co-boss.
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Toby Hart, DTC.
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We're a tech company out of Denver,
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and we are super excited
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to be moving our
headquarters here to Detroit.
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Didn't even have to change the D.
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[laughs]
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What sort of techs do you do?
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Automated customer communication.
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Basically, we want to do for
the service repair industry
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what Home Depot did
for hammers and nails.
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Oh.
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[elevator dings] Third floor.
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See you around, neighbors.
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[elevator door closes]
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That guy sucks, right?
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Tip to tail, piece of shit.
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But new tech company
is good for the city.
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It's good for the city.
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Good for the city.
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[elevator dinging]
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I mean I think hammers
did more for Home Depot
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than Home Depot did for hammers.
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Right? I mean, like,
how do you even build
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a Home Depot without the hammer?
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- Right?
- Right?
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Let's go check in with Lea.
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Uh, you go ahead, my good man.
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But I still have a stinky
little Santa Claus up my butt,
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and the only chimney
is behind Sheila's desk.
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Aw.
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[sighs]
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Hello, Sheila.
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Sam.
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Uh, you want to maybe go get a coffee?
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No, I'm just fine.
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh, maybe you want to go get a cof...
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Uh, like, a tea?
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Maybe, like, a smoothie?
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I'm fine.
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Can you please leave your
desk for a little bit?
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Why?
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Why?
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Fine.
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Where are we on this?
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[upbeat music]
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We have round mirrors,
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wall mirrors,
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rectangle mirrors.
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It's getting there.
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It's getting there.
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Can we just zoom in here,
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pull this out, stretch it,
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then digitalize it?
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No.
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We're close.
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What does "digitalize" mean?
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We're close!
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[toilet flushes]
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I'm not gonna apologize
for that, Sheila.
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- It's fine.
- All right, look.
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I don't like it any
more than you do, okay?
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But that's just the
world we're living in.
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I said it's fine.
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If we don't poop, we die, Sheila.
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Is Sheila refusing to poop again?
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[phone ringing]
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You've got Lindsay on line one!
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Hey, Lindsay, you're
on with Tim and Sam.
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- This is Tim.
- This is Sam.
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Hi, guys. Now, and...
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And when can I see the commercial?
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'Cause it was due last Friday.
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Lindsay, this is Tim. I
thought we said this Friday.
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No, no, we said last Friday.
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Ah, Lindsay, this is Sam.
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Let's go ahead and chalk
that up to a miscommunication.
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Lindsay, this is Tim.
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Yeah, we bungled that on our end,
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but we'll definitely have
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something to show you by this Friday.
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Lindsay, Sam. Yeah, we want to make sure
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that thing's absolutely
perfect for you, okay?
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Boys, this is Sheila.
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We lost Lindsay.
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Sheila, this is Tim.
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Can we try and get
Lindsay back on the line?
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Tim, Sheila.
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I'm working on it.
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Sheila, this is Sam.
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Thank you, Sheila.
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That was pretty good.
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No, it was not.
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No, it definitely wasn't.
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Yeah, I'll send a follow-up email
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to Lindsay when I get home.
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Oh, you don't have to.
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You can send it from here now, actually.
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Yeah, those buttmunches on three
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installed fiber-optic Wi-Fi
for the whole building.
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Now grab your perfect
little pecker and start...
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- What's that?
- It's a JOI video.
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It's jerk-off instructions.
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They tell you how to jerk off?
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They tell you why to jerk off.
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We really are living in the future.
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Grab your private area and yank.
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You know, as much as I hate
that DTC took away our bathroom
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and made us get security badges,
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they haven't been all
that bad for the building.
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Oh, I couldn't agree more.
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You know, I say, welcome, DTC.
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Oh, come on!
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"Saving Detroit"?
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Oh, eat shit.
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You eat shit, asshole!
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Tim, not you. Them.
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Oh. Yeah, eat shit!
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"The new face of the Motor City"?
274
00:09:31,943 --> 00:09:34,277
I'm honestly mad, and I don't get mad.
275
00:09:34,279 --> 00:09:36,212
- You don't. You get even.
- I do.
276
00:09:36,214 --> 00:09:37,947
Smug son of a bitch
has been here one week.
277
00:09:37,949 --> 00:09:39,448
They're on the cover of a magazine?
278
00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:40,916
We've been here our entire lives.
279
00:09:40,918 --> 00:09:42,584
We've never been on
the cover of a magazine.
280
00:09:42,586 --> 00:09:43,852
Well, "Chubby Buddies."
281
00:09:43,854 --> 00:09:47,789
[gentle piano music]
282
00:09:47,791 --> 00:09:49,058
Yeah, "Chubby Buddies."
283
00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:50,025
[mumbles]
284
00:09:50,027 --> 00:09:51,060
You hungry?
285
00:09:51,062 --> 00:09:52,061
I'm starving.
286
00:09:52,063 --> 00:09:53,062
Let's get something to eat.
287
00:09:53,064 --> 00:09:54,763
"Saving Detroit."
288
00:09:54,765 --> 00:09:56,764
They're not even from
Detroit. We're from Detroit.
289
00:09:56,766 --> 00:09:58,566
No, I'm from Detroit.
You're from suburbs.
290
00:09:58,568 --> 00:10:01,269
Don't say that anymore.
291
00:10:01,271 --> 00:10:03,104
You can't just waltz into the
city and claim it as your own.
292
00:10:03,106 --> 00:10:04,772
Yeah, you can't just
throw on a Tigers cap,
293
00:10:04,774 --> 00:10:06,974
eat a Coney dog, and all
of a sudden you're Kid Rock.
294
00:10:06,976 --> 00:10:09,009
- He's from the suburbs too.
- Come on.
295
00:10:09,011 --> 00:10:10,078
[elevator dings]
296
00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,679
Why are we stopping?
297
00:10:15,050 --> 00:10:16,649
Hey, Sam, Tim.
298
00:10:16,651 --> 00:10:18,285
Toby.
299
00:10:18,287 --> 00:10:19,352
This is Abigail.
300
00:10:19,354 --> 00:10:20,720
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
301
00:10:21,864 --> 00:10:23,164
You work in the building too?
302
00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:25,555
Uh, yeah, we do.
303
00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:27,427
For hundreds of years, right?
304
00:10:27,429 --> 00:10:31,230
That's a stupid joke. I don't
like that joke anymore.
305
00:10:31,232 --> 00:10:33,065
[deep voice] We're on the fourth floor.
306
00:10:34,502 --> 00:10:39,805
307
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:40,973
Oh, hey, Toby,
308
00:10:40,975 --> 00:10:42,941
I just wanted to personally thank you
309
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,477
for saving our city.
310
00:10:44,479 --> 00:10:45,975
Yeah, thanks for
reaching into the garbage
311
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,112
and pulling us out.
312
00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,779
Oh, you guys saw the magazine thing.
313
00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,615
That is so embarrassing.
314
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,049
But you know, whatever
helps the business.
315
00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:54,252
- Mm-hmm.
- Saving Detroit.
316
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,521
I guess we're gonna have to
start wearing capes to work.
317
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,590
[laughing]
318
00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:04,027
Hey, we're gonna do a
pedal pub at 6:00 tonight.
319
00:11:04,029 --> 00:11:05,262
Should be supes fun.
320
00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:06,530
It's a bar on wheels
321
00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:07,631
that you pedal around.
322
00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:08,599
You guys want to join?
323
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:09,799
A pedal pub?
324
00:11:09,801 --> 00:11:10,967
Ah, we can't.
325
00:11:10,969 --> 00:11:12,302
We're buried too deep
326
00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:14,438
under the ashes of our smoldering city.
327
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,507
[chuckles] You're funny, Tim.
328
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,509
Actually, I'm not. Sam's the funny one.
329
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,843
Well, when I have time to prepare.
330
00:11:20,845 --> 00:11:23,212
Hey, we were gonna have
lunch at a place on Gratiot.
331
00:11:23,214 --> 00:11:24,313
Is that a safe area?
332
00:11:24,315 --> 00:11:26,315
Yeah, it's a safe area.
333
00:11:26,317 --> 00:11:28,451
This is Detroit, not
a third world country.
334
00:11:28,453 --> 00:11:30,186
It says it's only a 12-minute walk.
335
00:11:30,188 --> 00:11:31,987
- Both: Walk?
- Are you insane?
336
00:11:32,012 --> 00:11:33,145
Absolutely take a car.
337
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,003
Absolutely.
338
00:11:35,086 --> 00:11:37,085
Just keep your heads above
ya, you know what I mean?
339
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:39,787
Look up. Stay off your phone.
340
00:11:39,789 --> 00:11:40,922
Thanks for the tip.
341
00:11:40,924 --> 00:11:44,382
342
00:11:44,407 --> 00:11:46,007
We have round mirrors,
343
00:11:46,032 --> 00:11:47,497
wall mirrors,
344
00:11:47,522 --> 00:11:49,489
rectangle mirrors.
345
00:11:49,599 --> 00:11:50,865
No.
346
00:11:50,867 --> 00:11:52,900
See, that doesn't work.
347
00:11:52,902 --> 00:11:55,135
I've checked every
frame of footage twice.
348
00:11:55,137 --> 00:11:56,470
This is the closest thing we have
349
00:11:56,472 --> 00:11:57,671
to a clean shot of a mirror.
350
00:12:02,478 --> 00:12:04,311
I can still see Sam in it.
351
00:12:04,313 --> 00:12:05,946
You know, uh, in the end,
what you're gonna want to do
352
00:12:05,948 --> 00:12:07,514
is digitalize it.
353
00:12:07,516 --> 00:12:08,648
That's not a real thing.
354
00:12:08,650 --> 00:12:09,783
You keep saying that.
355
00:12:09,785 --> 00:12:11,551
Well, we have a lot of work to do,
356
00:12:11,553 --> 00:12:13,219
and we are fresh out of tomorrows,
357
00:12:13,221 --> 00:12:15,054
so we're gonna have
to work late tonight.
358
00:12:17,131 --> 00:12:18,597
Oh, you know what? Actually, I...
359
00:12:18,693 --> 00:12:20,293
I think I'm just gonna go home.
360
00:12:20,295 --> 00:12:22,462
I'm... yeah, I'm not
feeling too hot, so...
361
00:12:22,464 --> 00:12:23,929
How many hot dogs you have for lunch?
362
00:12:23,931 --> 00:12:25,264
- Three.
- Well, there's your problem.
363
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:26,632
You're starving.
364
00:12:26,634 --> 00:12:29,367
Your body's literally eating itself.
365
00:12:29,369 --> 00:12:31,002
Let me see if I have any
emergency dogs in my desk.
366
00:12:31,004 --> 00:12:32,582
- I bet I do.
- Actually, you know what, pal?
367
00:12:32,607 --> 00:12:34,383
That's okay. I'll just see you tomorrow.
368
00:12:34,408 --> 00:12:35,807
- You sure?
- Yeah, sure.
369
00:12:35,809 --> 00:12:37,409
- All right, feel better.
- Thanks, pal.
370
00:12:37,411 --> 00:12:39,344
- Sam?
- Uh-huh?
371
00:12:39,346 --> 00:12:41,079
I love you and I trust you.
372
00:12:45,851 --> 00:12:46,883
[chuckles]
373
00:12:46,885 --> 00:12:48,252
Sam.
374
00:12:51,976 --> 00:12:54,142
I hate it when it's just the two of us.
375
00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:55,900
Why?
376
00:12:56,028 --> 00:12:58,486
Not as fun.
377
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,278
Yeah, well, your breath stinks.
378
00:13:04,769 --> 00:13:06,769
Why don't you try flipping that?
379
00:13:06,771 --> 00:13:08,171
Flip the front and the back.
380
00:13:08,173 --> 00:13:13,309
381
00:13:13,311 --> 00:13:17,875
Spirit Airlines: dying while flying.
382
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,086
Night, Ned.
383
00:13:19,111 --> 00:13:20,882
Night, Tim.
384
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,118
Oh, try
385
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:26,522
Oh, try me and see
386
00:13:26,524 --> 00:13:28,056
If you don't believe
387
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,058
[people laughing and cheering]
388
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,661
All you have to do is just try me
389
00:13:32,663 --> 00:13:33,662
Whoo!
390
00:13:33,664 --> 00:13:35,663
DTC.
391
00:13:35,665 --> 00:13:39,333
[people cheering]
392
00:13:39,335 --> 00:13:42,069
Sam Duvet!
393
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,538
394
00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:46,040
[people cheering]
395
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,875
This is so much fun.
396
00:13:47,877 --> 00:13:49,343
When do we stop? Soon?
397
00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:51,212
[laughs] You're so funny.
398
00:13:51,214 --> 00:13:52,379
We just got started.
399
00:13:52,381 --> 00:13:53,946
We've got another two hours!
400
00:13:53,948 --> 00:13:55,848
[all cheering]
401
00:13:55,850 --> 00:13:57,850
Oh, no. [chuckles]
402
00:13:57,852 --> 00:13:58,885
403
00:13:58,887 --> 00:14:00,320
I'm...
404
00:14:00,322 --> 00:14:02,455
mad!
405
00:14:02,502 --> 00:14:08,462
406
00:14:08,861 --> 00:14:12,430
Bologna: because it's all the meats.
407
00:14:17,437 --> 00:14:18,803
[exhales]
408
00:14:18,805 --> 00:14:20,431
[elevator dinging]
409
00:14:20,478 --> 00:14:23,032
Yeah, don't hold the door.
410
00:14:23,057 --> 00:14:26,058
I said, don't hold the [bleep] door!
411
00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:27,259
[elevator dinging]
412
00:14:27,261 --> 00:14:28,760
[soft instrumental music]
413
00:14:28,762 --> 00:14:29,795
Morning, Sheila.
414
00:14:29,797 --> 00:14:31,730
Good morning, Sam.
415
00:14:31,732 --> 00:14:35,901
416
00:14:35,903 --> 00:14:37,303
Oh!
417
00:14:37,305 --> 00:14:39,671
Well, there he is.
418
00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:42,773
The man of the hour.
419
00:14:42,775 --> 00:14:44,775
Good news, buddy.
420
00:14:44,777 --> 00:14:46,844
I was, uh, talking to Abigail,
421
00:14:46,846 --> 00:14:49,547
and she said that the DTC...
422
00:14:49,549 --> 00:14:50,548
[groans]
423
00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:52,083
Can, uh, actually help us
424
00:14:52,085 --> 00:14:53,685
with the mirror commercial.
425
00:14:53,687 --> 00:14:55,952
Yeah. Mm, mm.
426
00:14:55,954 --> 00:14:58,422
Uh, she said that they
could, uh, digitalize it.
427
00:14:58,424 --> 00:15:02,492
Huh. No shit.
428
00:15:02,494 --> 00:15:04,794
I knew that was a thing.
429
00:15:04,796 --> 00:15:06,796
DTC to the rescue again.
430
00:15:06,798 --> 00:15:08,098
They should start wearing capes to work.
431
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:11,101
[laughing loudly]
432
00:15:11,103 --> 00:15:12,335
Capes.
433
00:15:12,337 --> 00:15:14,937
[laughing]
434
00:15:14,939 --> 00:15:16,939
Capes.
435
00:15:16,941 --> 00:15:18,608
That's funny.
436
00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:20,008
[chuckles] Yeah.
437
00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:21,477
Are we really doing this?
438
00:15:21,479 --> 00:15:23,746
Yeah, we're doing it.
439
00:15:27,852 --> 00:15:28,851
Doing what?
440
00:15:28,853 --> 00:15:31,353
Oh, Sam.
441
00:15:31,355 --> 00:15:35,123
I was just so gutted yesterday
442
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:36,858
that you felt down
443
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:39,361
because we'd been working so hard,
444
00:15:39,363 --> 00:15:42,364
so I went ahead and rented us
445
00:15:42,366 --> 00:15:46,634
one of those supes fun pedal pubs.
446
00:15:46,636 --> 00:15:48,101
You did?
447
00:15:49,705 --> 00:15:51,305
Is there a problem, Samuel?
448
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:54,174
No.
449
00:15:54,176 --> 00:15:55,676
No?
450
00:15:55,678 --> 00:15:57,177
You're good to ride?
451
00:15:57,179 --> 00:16:00,881
Not sore for some reason?
452
00:16:00,883 --> 00:16:01,982
Nope.
453
00:16:01,984 --> 00:16:03,483
Great.
454
00:16:03,485 --> 00:16:04,917
I'm just glad to have my buddy back.
455
00:16:04,919 --> 00:16:06,519
[groans, chuckles]
456
00:16:06,521 --> 00:16:07,920
So let's get up and get out there.
457
00:16:07,922 --> 00:16:09,188
- Come on, my friend.
- Yeah, all right.
458
00:16:09,190 --> 00:16:10,757
- Yeah.
- Let's hit the road.
459
00:16:10,759 --> 00:16:12,325
I'm gonna hit the road.
I'm so happy about it,
460
00:16:12,327 --> 00:16:14,394
I'm gonna just kind
of laugh on my way up.
461
00:16:14,396 --> 00:16:16,862
- [chuckles]
- [pained laughing]
462
00:16:16,864 --> 00:16:22,033
463
00:16:22,035 --> 00:16:23,468
Fun, isn't it?
464
00:16:23,470 --> 00:16:25,003
It sure is.
465
00:16:25,005 --> 00:16:26,705
And it's even more fun
466
00:16:26,707 --> 00:16:28,973
that we're doing it for
the first time together.
467
00:16:28,975 --> 00:16:30,875
Sure is, pal.
468
00:16:30,877 --> 00:16:32,043
What's wrong?
469
00:16:32,045 --> 00:16:34,680
You seem a little tired, old friend.
470
00:16:34,682 --> 00:16:36,014
- I do?
- Yeah.
471
00:16:36,016 --> 00:16:37,415
I don't feel tired.
472
00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:38,849
You want to talk about tired?
473
00:16:38,851 --> 00:16:40,978
Sheila's barely even pedaling.
474
00:16:42,388 --> 00:16:44,154
That just means more exercise
475
00:16:44,156 --> 00:16:46,023
for the two of us, old pal.
476
00:16:46,025 --> 00:16:47,491
Right, old buddy.
477
00:16:47,493 --> 00:16:49,393
I mean, we could stop at any time.
478
00:16:49,395 --> 00:16:51,796
You do hate exercise.
479
00:16:51,798 --> 00:16:55,131
You know, I used to hate exercise,
480
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:57,734
and then all of a
sudden, as if by magic,
481
00:16:57,736 --> 00:16:59,068
I decided to love it
482
00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:01,270
without telling my best friend.
483
00:17:01,272 --> 00:17:04,207
[strained laughter]
484
00:17:08,279 --> 00:17:09,946
Where are you guys going?
485
00:17:09,948 --> 00:17:13,081
To a bar that doesn't move.
486
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:16,084
And then there were two.
487
00:17:16,086 --> 00:17:18,378
Then there were.
488
00:17:18,403 --> 00:17:21,557
[rock music]
489
00:17:21,559 --> 00:17:23,225
490
00:17:23,227 --> 00:17:24,760
You were feeling sick last night.
491
00:17:24,762 --> 00:17:26,562
How'd you recover so quick?
492
00:17:26,564 --> 00:17:28,429
I just went right home
and went straight to bed.
493
00:17:28,431 --> 00:17:29,797
I saw you!
494
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,766
You were on the bike pub with DTC!
495
00:17:31,768 --> 00:17:33,668
Fine, I lied!
496
00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:36,136
And you know what? They're not that bad.
497
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,772
Not that bad?
498
00:17:37,774 --> 00:17:40,441
They're just pretending
to be from Detroit.
499
00:17:40,443 --> 00:17:42,343
Who cares?
500
00:17:42,345 --> 00:17:43,711
They're not going anywhere.
501
00:17:43,713 --> 00:17:45,045
They're here now.
502
00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:46,279
It doesn't matter.
503
00:17:46,281 --> 00:17:48,415
Then why did you lie to me about it?
504
00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:50,250
Because, Tim, sometimes
505
00:17:50,252 --> 00:17:52,270
you always get mad about everything.
506
00:17:52,295 --> 00:17:53,420
No, I don't!
507
00:17:53,422 --> 00:17:54,988
What would you have said
if I told you I wanted
508
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,656
to cut out of work early
to go ride pedal pubs
509
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:57,691
'cause I liked some girl?
510
00:17:57,693 --> 00:17:58,658
I'd have choked you out!
511
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,927
I'd have blocked you!
512
00:18:00,929 --> 00:18:02,295
You like some girl?
513
00:18:02,297 --> 00:18:03,629
Yeah, Abigail.
514
00:18:03,631 --> 00:18:05,531
Why didn't you just tell me this before?
515
00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:07,800
Why couldn't you have said
all this back at the office?
516
00:18:07,802 --> 00:18:10,335
'Cause this honestly looked fun to me.
517
00:18:10,337 --> 00:18:11,871
I didn't know you would have to pedal.
518
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:12,938
I know. Who wants to pedal a bike
519
00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:14,306
while you slug these bad boys?
520
00:18:14,308 --> 00:18:15,508
I really just want to
sit back and slug beers.
521
00:18:15,510 --> 00:18:16,675
That's all I want to...
522
00:18:16,677 --> 00:18:18,377
And we're getting on the highway.
523
00:18:18,379 --> 00:18:19,677
Oh, crap!
524
00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:22,213
[both screaming]
525
00:18:22,215 --> 00:18:24,115
[horns honking]
526
00:18:24,117 --> 00:18:25,683
We're gonna die!
527
00:18:25,685 --> 00:18:27,919
- [shouting indistinctly]
- Yeah, back at ya!
528
00:18:30,044 --> 00:18:31,410
Hey, Lindsay, this is Tim.
529
00:18:31,412 --> 00:18:33,128
Did you get a chance
to see the commercial?
530
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,175
I loved it.
531
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,847
The mirrors were gorgeous.
532
00:18:36,437 --> 00:18:37,871
Hey, Lindsay, this is Tim.
533
00:18:37,873 --> 00:18:39,806
Glad you liked how gorgeous they were.
534
00:18:39,808 --> 00:18:41,507
How'd you make 'em so gorgeous?
535
00:18:41,509 --> 00:18:42,942
Ah, Lindsay, this is Sam.
536
00:18:42,944 --> 00:18:44,277
I can speak to that.
537
00:18:44,279 --> 00:18:46,412
We had a tech company digitalize it.
538
00:18:48,382 --> 00:18:51,016
- It's brilliant.
- Go ahead and run it.
539
00:18:51,018 --> 00:18:53,919
[both mouthing words]
540
00:18:59,626 --> 00:19:00,959
Guys?
541
00:19:02,396 --> 00:19:03,961
Are you guys there?
542
00:19:03,963 --> 00:19:05,462
Tim?
543
00:19:05,464 --> 00:19:07,231
Sam?
544
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,565
Linds, this is Tim.
545
00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:09,633
Will do.
546
00:19:09,635 --> 00:19:11,402
Till next time. Bye-bye.
547
00:19:11,404 --> 00:19:13,437
[phone beeps]
548
00:19:13,439 --> 00:19:15,539
Boom. Ba-da bing, Ba-da boom.
549
00:19:15,541 --> 00:19:16,874
It's easy peasy.
550
00:19:16,876 --> 00:19:18,109
You and me, forget about it.
551
00:19:18,111 --> 00:19:20,111
Everybody knows.
552
00:19:20,113 --> 00:19:21,973
Whew.
553
00:19:22,014 --> 00:19:24,021
- Oh, Christ!
- Oh, yeah.
554
00:19:24,183 --> 00:19:26,783
[groaning] My legs.
555
00:19:26,785 --> 00:19:28,051
There you go. Back in, back in.
556
00:19:28,053 --> 00:19:29,219
- Oh.
- Put your little legs up.
557
00:19:29,221 --> 00:19:30,720
Yeah. Hey.
558
00:19:30,722 --> 00:19:32,622
Sorry I made you do
back-to-back pedal pubs.
559
00:19:32,624 --> 00:19:34,157
Sorry I brilliantly deceived you
560
00:19:34,159 --> 00:19:35,683
and, uh, so I could do the first one.
561
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:36,792
Yeah, no worries.
562
00:19:36,817 --> 00:19:38,363
It's actually pretty fun to do it.
563
00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:40,300
Yeah, it actually is really fun.
I had a great time.
564
00:19:40,325 --> 00:19:40,972
I would honestly
565
00:19:40,997 --> 00:19:42,230
take out the drinking.
566
00:19:42,232 --> 00:19:43,698
I was thinking the exact same thing.
567
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,751
- I don't even...
- Oh, Frick!
568
00:19:45,776 --> 00:19:47,189
- Oh, Christ!
- Come on.
569
00:19:47,214 --> 00:19:50,892
[screaming]
570
00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:53,350
[elevator dinging]
571
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,742
Hey, Tim, Sam.
572
00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:56,932
Hey.
573
00:20:02,038 --> 00:20:04,172
[clears throat]
574
00:20:04,268 --> 00:20:05,800
I just wanted to thank you guys
575
00:20:06,154 --> 00:20:07,721
for helping us out on our commercial.
576
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:09,022
No problem.
577
00:20:09,024 --> 00:20:10,691
Always have time to
help a fellow Detroiter.
578
00:20:14,061 --> 00:20:16,429
Hey, uh, tonight we're going "fowling,"
579
00:20:16,431 --> 00:20:18,431
which is like a... It's
like football and bowling,
580
00:20:18,433 --> 00:20:20,065
- kind of like...
- That sounds really fun.
581
00:20:20,067 --> 00:20:21,200
My boyfriend would love that.
582
00:20:21,202 --> 00:20:22,201
Nope, we can't.
583
00:20:22,203 --> 00:20:23,336
We got to work, so...
584
00:20:23,338 --> 00:20:24,537
You just invited us.
585
00:20:24,539 --> 00:20:26,911
That's not how I remember it.
586
00:20:26,936 --> 00:20:29,307
You can come if you'd like, though.
587
00:20:29,309 --> 00:20:30,544
[elevator dinging]
588
00:20:30,569 --> 00:20:32,744
both: Why are we stopping?
589
00:20:32,746 --> 00:20:35,747
[upbeat music]
590
00:20:35,749 --> 00:20:37,649
591
00:20:37,651 --> 00:20:39,684
Detroit Belts?
592
00:20:39,686 --> 00:20:41,953
They're actually from Seattle.
593
00:20:41,955 --> 00:20:43,555
Hey, Toby.
594
00:20:43,557 --> 00:20:45,323
[whispering] It's good for the city.
595
00:20:45,325 --> 00:20:51,262
596
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,470
[deep voice] So what's your name?
597
00:20:54,526 --> 00:20:57,750
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598
00:20:57,774 --> 00:20:58,806
Fat mirrors,
599
00:20:58,808 --> 00:21:00,275
thin mirrors,
600
00:21:00,277 --> 00:21:01,776
glass mirrors,
601
00:21:01,778 --> 00:21:03,777
itty-bitty cat mirrors,
602
00:21:03,779 --> 00:21:05,379
weird mirrors.
603
00:21:05,381 --> 00:21:07,448
Please come and take
a look at our mirrors
604
00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:10,551
and yourself in one of our mirrors.
605
00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:15,151
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