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I still think bottles are the best move.
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No, they're not because you
can't crush a beer bottle
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- on your forehead.
- Sure, you can.
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Yeah, if you want blood everywhere.
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Listen, hey, we're forgetting
the most important thing here.
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We're partying with Danny Poker tonight.
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- Do you know what that means?
- Strippers!
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- Mmm! Hoo hoo hoo!
-
One, one, one, tens
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On them 20s, chick
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Oh, dude, we're, like,
in his squad now.
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We're going squad-deep
with Danny Poker.
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- [sighs]
- Squad goals accomplished.
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Man, we are gonna drink our dicks off.
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- [door opens]
- 'Sup, bitches?
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Hey.
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Oh.
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Sweatpants to the strip club, huh?
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Damn it, I knew I should've
worn my Adidas nylons, man.
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You know, extra sensitivity.
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- I actually had them on.
- You did?
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But then I decided to
change to my cargo pants
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'cause, you know, I
need all these pockets
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for all the extra
numbers I'm about to get.
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- [laughs]
- Yeah, boy.
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- Clyde, shoes.
- Oh, shit.
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Clyde, take your fucking shoes off, man.
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- Sorry. All right, guys.
- Hey, Danny, look.
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Brought two different types of beer.
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I got these awesome old-school cans
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or you got these stupid old bottles.
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- Which one you want?
- Neither.
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I'm still getting over last night.
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Oh, really? Wow.
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- What were you drinking?
- Cocaine.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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In fact, no anything tonight.
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I've been going hard
for the past six months,
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so I just need a night to
flush these pipes out...
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my dick pipe, my leg pipes,
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- my stomach pipes and...
- Yeah.
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- Butt pipes, all that stuff.
- Sounds great.
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So maybe just a couple of girls.
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Yeah, one or two... one
for each of us or whatever.
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The reason I called you two
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is 'cause all 20 of my
go-tos are on the rag.
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I knew they were spending
too much time together.
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- Perils of an orgy.
- So tonight, super mellow.
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No drugs, no strippers.
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Just a quiet movie night.
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Yeah.
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Can we at least call it Boys' Night In?
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Oh.
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- Fine.
- Yes! Mm!
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- Synced and corrected by hawken45 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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[crying]
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I can't marry you, Jim.
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I'm dying.
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I'm going to meet my god now.
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But you are my goddess, Diane.
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- You.
- [sobbing]
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And my religion is loving you.
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Okay, we can have one beer!
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Here, have a little bit of mine.
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There you go and there you go.
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Here's to one beer.
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To show ourselves we can.
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- Yeah.
- Prove to myself
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that I don't have a problem.
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Here's to not drinking.
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Cheers.
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Oh, fuck.
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[groaning]
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- [bones crunch]
- Ugh.
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Danny?
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- Did we, uh...
- Huh?
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Did we at least use protection?
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Jesus! Get dressed.
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I don't wanna look at
your little Pok?mon.
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- [spine cracks]
- [groans]
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Wait a second.
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Wait, where's my diamond belt?
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I don't know. I don't know.
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We must've gone shopping
at some point last night
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'cause I seem to have picked up
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this rather fashionable white scarf,
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which I am rocking so hard right now.
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It's got a pretty distinct odor.
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[sniffs]
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But, hot Carl, do I
look good. Look at this.
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You don't seem to understand, all right?
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I'm missing my lucky belt
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and I'm dressed like fucking Claude.
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- Clyde.
- Who cares?
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Wait... wait a minute, you...
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you're literally wearing
Clyde's clothes right now?
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Yeah, either that or I went on a cruise
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to the gay Bahamas last night.
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What the fuck is Clyde wearing?
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[clearing throat] Clyde! Hello!
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He's around here naked
just like me. I can feel it.
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Clyde, are you just
bumming around, buddy?
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, Danny.
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Danny, Danny, Clyde's not here,
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but his phone and his keys are.
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Oh, shit, he's not here.
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Clyde's not here. Something's wrong.
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Clyde! Clyde!
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Fuck. How the fuck did
we black out so hard?
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Hey! Danny Poker doesn't black out.
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Okay, then you can help.
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I just don't remember
anything right now.
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[burps]
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Look, we just need a clue.
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- That's a good idea.
- [clatters]
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- Shit.
- Just look for clues.
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Ah! Hey.
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I never forget a meal.
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That's Mongolian beef.
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Dude, that was in my ass.
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Tasted a little assy.
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Shitzakaya.
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This must be where we ate last night.
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- Let's go.
- [slurping]
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- Is that your beer?
- Nope.
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My beer's pretty quiet today.
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[slurping]
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- What the fuck?
- All right, that admittedly
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is a whole thing that we are
gonna have to deal with later,
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- okay?
- I'm not going anywhere!
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There's old-ass strangers
up in my place.
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Your belt.
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Oh, dear God. You're right.
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I almost forgot.
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- There's no time to waste.
- We'll be back.
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[sniffs]
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Danny, Pac-y, you're back!
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- [laughing]
- You know us?
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[squeals]
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Uh,
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well, I really hope you know us
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'cause running up to a total stranger
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and sticking your tongue in
their mouth is kind of rude.
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[moans]
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And you're just keeping it there.
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Okay, wow. Even ruder.
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You guys were hilarious last
night, especially Clyde.
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Everyone here loves you.
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And I love you, Danny Poker.
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That's... I'm so happy for you guys.
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Did you say Clyde? Hi... hi, I'm sorry.
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- Did you say Clyde?
- Yes.
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[stammering] Okay, so
did we leave together?
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What were we doing? When was
the last time you saw him?
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You guys went downstairs
and that's the last I saw of him.
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Went downstairs? Okay.
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Where... where is downstairs from here?
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D... how long were we down there for?
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Where... where is exactly
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- is the downstairs?
- Dude! Go downstairs. Now!
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Okay. Is it down there?
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You look delicious.
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A...
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4.
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[whirring]
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[grunting]
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[grunts]
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Whoa.
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[cheering]
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[yelling]
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[snorts, coughs]
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[coughs, retches]
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Ugh.
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I knew you'd be back.
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Last night,
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on this very ring we stand now,
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I saw a fierce warrior.
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Never in my 40 years of training
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have I seen a fighter
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with so much potential
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and yet also so...
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so, uh, drunk.
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You were tore up like, "Whoa."
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"Like whoa"? No, no. "Whoa!"
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You're talking... you're
talking about me?
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- Mm.
- I was...
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- I was good?
- Not good.
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- Amazing.
- Yeah!
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I have dedicated my life
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to the ancient and rich tradition
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of underground sumo fight club.
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- Right.
- But never
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have I trained a yokozuna.
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Yodazuda.
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After what I saw last night,
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you could be that fighter.
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Holy shit. Wait, wait!
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If you saw me here last
night, did you see my friend?
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- Did you see Clyde?
- Clyde?
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Yes, I saw him.
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And I saw him leave with the Yakuza.
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- The "Ya-kuza"?
- Yak-uza.
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- Ya-kuza.
- Ya-ku-za.
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- Ya-kuza!
- Hmm, nah.
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Yakuza.
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- [groans, slurps]
- Oh, hey.
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- Ooh, feeling that.
- Danny, I did it.
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I did it, Danny. I found another clue.
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I found another clue.
Clyde is with the Yakuza.
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- If we find the Yakuza...
- We find my belt.
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Yes, exactly.
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Now, the question is
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where to find the Yakuza.
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Yakuza?
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They conduct all their
business at Chillax,
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an authentic Japanese bathhouse.
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- Do they, now?
- Hey! I said both hands.
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Oh.
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Oh, thank you, thank
you, thank you, thank you.
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Thank you. Okay, Danny,
let's go, come on.
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- Just give me, uh, five, uh...
- Yeah, yeah.
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[clicks tongue] Yeah, take your time.
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- Oh, boy.
- Slow down.
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- There it is. Okay.
- Okay, good.
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- Good stuff.
- Hold on one second.
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Oh, yeah.
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Come on, Danny. Please,
let's fucking go! Come on.
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God damn it. Don't
you fucking bark at me
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when I'm mid-bender.
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I wasn't interrupting you. I just...
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Can I have one for the road, babe?
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Thank you.
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Don't be fooled by the peaceful chimes.
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The Yakuza are some bad motherfuckers.
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Bad motherfuckers.
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That's lovely.
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Hi. Hi there.
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Um, we don't have a reservation,
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but do you take walk-ins?
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[burps]
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We're here to see a Mr. Yakuza.
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Also, I'm gonna have
to take a hangover shit
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in, like, 10 minutes.
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Which one is Mr. Yakuza?
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Okay. [clears throat]
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Hey, man, I'm sorry I
snapped at you earlier.
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That was disrespectful of me.
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It's just, any time after I ejaculate,
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I'm just so angry, you know?
It just... 'cause, you know,
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I'm not getting sexed up anymore.
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Yeah. No, you don't have
to apologize for that, man.
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You know, I get mad when
I'm not getting any, too.
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Yeah, I feel like I'm mad all the time.
260
00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:28,337
Oh!
261
00:10:28,338 --> 00:10:29,517
I'm not hiding anything up there.
262
00:10:29,518 --> 00:10:33,417
Pac, Danny! Come, come.
263
00:10:33,418 --> 00:10:36,287
Take a chillax. [chuckles]
264
00:10:36,288 --> 00:10:37,497
You need girl?
265
00:10:37,498 --> 00:10:39,477
You need whiskey?
266
00:10:39,478 --> 00:10:41,447
You need uni, huh?
267
00:10:41,448 --> 00:10:44,307
Tell Ohno. I get it for
you right here, right now.
268
00:10:44,308 --> 00:10:45,457
Oh, okay. Well, in that case,
269
00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:47,467
uh, we kind of need Clyde back.
270
00:10:47,468 --> 00:10:50,307
I'm sorry. That is one
wish I cannot make true.
271
00:10:50,308 --> 00:10:51,417
Why... why exactly is that
272
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,287
the one wish that you can't make true?
273
00:10:53,288 --> 00:10:55,407
Because you lost him to me in a bet.
274
00:10:55,408 --> 00:10:56,467
What?
275
00:10:56,468 --> 00:10:58,049
276
00:10:58,050 --> 00:11:00,119
The first rule of fat fight club
277
00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,090
is nobody wants to talk about it.
278
00:11:04,089 --> 00:11:05,209
Hey! Hey, hey, hey.
279
00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:10,089
How about I'll bet any amount of money
280
00:11:10,664 --> 00:11:13,713
that my boy Pancake
whup this dude's ass.
281
00:11:13,738 --> 00:11:16,667
Pancake! Is that because I...
282
00:11:16,668 --> 00:11:17,857
is that 'cause I flatten people?
283
00:11:17,858 --> 00:11:19,787
No, it's 'cause you just tried
284
00:11:19,788 --> 00:11:22,657
to order blueberry pancakes
at a Japanese restaurant.
285
00:11:22,658 --> 00:11:23,767
- They're so delicious.
- Oh, do me! Do me!
286
00:11:23,768 --> 00:11:25,717
I want a nickname.
287
00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:26,747
No.
288
00:11:26,748 --> 00:11:27,817
What do you say?
289
00:11:27,818 --> 00:11:30,667
You want in on this action, hmm?
290
00:11:30,668 --> 00:11:32,877
Cash bets bore me.
291
00:11:32,878 --> 00:11:35,227
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo!
292
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,327
Okay.
293
00:11:36,914 --> 00:11:38,873
That... I bet this dude.
294
00:11:38,874 --> 00:11:40,843
You bet Clyde to the Yakuza?
295
00:11:40,844 --> 00:11:42,043
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
296
00:11:42,044 --> 00:11:43,983
- Don't put this on me.
- Uh!
297
00:11:43,984 --> 00:11:45,953
From the sounds of it, you were
supposed to be a sure thing.
298
00:11:45,954 --> 00:11:47,909
Oh, my God. Holy shit.
299
00:11:47,910 --> 00:11:49,315
Oh, my God, you're right.
300
00:11:49,316 --> 00:11:50,415
I'm responsible.
301
00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:52,305
I lost the fight. I lost my friend!
302
00:11:52,306 --> 00:11:53,395
Oh, no.
303
00:11:53,396 --> 00:11:54,505
You won the fight.
304
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,921
- I did?
- Yes.
305
00:11:56,946 --> 00:12:00,368
- Well...
- Danny here bet on other guy.
306
00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:02,438
Changed his mind at last minute.
307
00:12:02,439 --> 00:12:04,358
[chuckles]
308
00:12:04,359 --> 00:12:06,408
You can see why I'd do that.
309
00:12:06,409 --> 00:12:07,488
I mean, come on.
310
00:12:07,489 --> 00:12:09,488
- [stammering]
- What?
311
00:12:09,489 --> 00:12:11,588
Hey! Now we're talkin'!
312
00:12:11,589 --> 00:12:13,468
All right. But, hey,
313
00:12:13,878 --> 00:12:15,947
cheers to you for winning
the fight, buddy.
314
00:12:15,972 --> 00:12:17,831
- Good job!
- Kanpai.
315
00:12:17,832 --> 00:12:19,237
Get 'em up. Get 'em up, up, up, up!
316
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,257
Okay, well, w-where is he?
317
00:12:20,258 --> 00:12:21,346
Is he safe? Is he okay?
318
00:12:21,347 --> 00:12:25,262
Let's just say Clyde is just fine.
319
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:28,965
[laughing]
320
00:12:28,966 --> 00:12:30,084
That doesn't make me feel very good.
321
00:12:30,085 --> 00:12:32,124
Oh, listen. Okay, how
do we get my clothes...
322
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:34,034
- Clyde back?
- Clyde. [clears throat]
323
00:12:34,035 --> 00:12:36,104
- I don't need your money.
- You don't?
324
00:12:36,105 --> 00:12:38,074
Okay, great. Good place to start.
325
00:12:38,075 --> 00:12:39,763
So why don't you just go
ahead and give him back to us
326
00:12:39,764 --> 00:12:41,752
like a... like a gift? Like a regift.
327
00:12:41,754 --> 00:12:44,833
The only way you get
Clyde back is by fighting.
328
00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:49,673
You lost him in a fight,
you win him back in a fight.
329
00:12:49,674 --> 00:12:50,936
Double or nothing.
330
00:12:50,961 --> 00:12:52,000
Okay.
331
00:12:52,025 --> 00:12:53,074
I'm in.
332
00:12:53,714 --> 00:12:54,853
What's double or nothing?
333
00:12:54,854 --> 00:12:57,435
You win, you get your friend.
334
00:12:57,436 --> 00:13:00,405
I win,
335
00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:03,363
I get you, big baby.
336
00:13:05,729 --> 00:13:07,007
He does look like a baby.
337
00:13:07,008 --> 00:13:09,903
Yeah. Yeah, a big baby
that's gonna kick some ass.
338
00:13:10,205 --> 00:13:12,184
Sounds like I was
pounding ass last night
339
00:13:12,185 --> 00:13:14,094
- left, right, and center.
- Bro, that doesn't...
340
00:13:14,095 --> 00:13:15,254
I don't think that's
what you were doing.
341
00:13:15,255 --> 00:13:17,154
Okay, so I'll beat whoever
the fuck I have to beat
342
00:13:17,155 --> 00:13:18,234
- to get him back.
- I was hoping
343
00:13:18,235 --> 00:13:19,702
you would say that.
344
00:13:19,703 --> 00:13:22,742
I would like you to
meet my grand champion.
345
00:13:22,743 --> 00:13:24,712
Yokozuna!
346
00:13:24,713 --> 00:13:26,722
More like Yoko-who-na. Pfft.
347
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:27,793
I got this.
348
00:13:35,623 --> 00:13:36,623
I don't got this.
349
00:13:38,773 --> 00:13:40,802
That Yoko Ono dude is gonna crush you.
350
00:13:40,803 --> 00:13:42,524
Really?
351
00:13:42,525 --> 00:13:44,248
Don't worry, don't worry.
It's gonna be very funny.
352
00:13:44,249 --> 00:13:45,901
- Okay. Okay, well...
- I can't wait.
353
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,430
Thanks, Danny. You know,
your support on this
354
00:13:47,431 --> 00:13:48,490
means the world to
me. You're just, like,
355
00:13:48,491 --> 00:13:49,771
a real champion, you know?
356
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,735
You're really, really solid, bro.
357
00:13:51,736 --> 00:13:54,625
- Thanks.
- Oh, Jesus!
358
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:55,675
- Whoa.
- That bartender
359
00:13:55,676 --> 00:13:56,695
just Snap'd me her snatch.
360
00:13:56,696 --> 00:13:58,595
- That's her snatch?
- Oh!
361
00:13:58,596 --> 00:14:00,695
I'm so horned up right now. God damn it!
362
00:14:00,696 --> 00:14:02,765
God, I don't know what I
did to deserve this woman.
363
00:14:02,766 --> 00:14:05,605
- She is amazing.
- I'm so horny for you, Danny.
364
00:14:05,606 --> 00:14:07,635
[stammering] I'm hap... happy for you.
365
00:14:07,636 --> 00:14:09,625
I'm sorry. It's just, you know,
you found something real,
366
00:14:09,626 --> 00:14:12,174
- something genuine there.
- Ay, chi-mami!
367
00:14:12,175 --> 00:14:14,901
It's just, you know, if I'm scared,
imagine how poor Clyde is feeling.
368
00:14:14,902 --> 00:14:16,540
He's not one of the
strong ones like us, Danny.
369
00:14:16,541 --> 00:14:18,630
We're the pillars of the community,
you know what I mean?
370
00:14:18,631 --> 00:14:19,650
If I know Clyde like I think I do,
371
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,510
he's fucking terrified.
372
00:14:21,511 --> 00:14:22,550
You like your bah-bah?
373
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:25,490
Yeah? You like your bah-bah?
374
00:14:25,491 --> 00:14:27,490
You like that Papa Clyde
375
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,490
is giving you your bah-bah?
376
00:14:29,491 --> 00:14:30,690
You want some bubbles? Yeah?
377
00:14:30,691 --> 00:14:32,680
Oh, yeah, you want Papa Clyde
378
00:14:32,681 --> 00:14:35,480
to go in there and get some bubbles
379
00:14:35,481 --> 00:14:38,132
'cause Papa Clyde loves
you berry, berry much.
380
00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:40,188
We gotta make sure we
don't get your di-di wet.
381
00:14:40,189 --> 00:14:43,367
We can't get your di-di wet.
Here, let me move this.
382
00:14:44,446 --> 00:14:45,317
What the fuck is this?
383
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,177
This feels like sandpaper.
384
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:50,177
Hey, buddy-boy, is this
comfortable for you?
385
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:51,714
I didn't think so. I can't have
386
00:14:51,739 --> 00:14:54,658
my buddy-boy's balls tucked in 40 grit.
387
00:14:54,659 --> 00:14:56,629
Let me take care of
this. I'll be right back.
388
00:15:00,689 --> 00:15:02,678
Hey, Coach.
389
00:15:02,679 --> 00:15:03,689
Put me in.
390
00:15:04,749 --> 00:15:06,768
Make me a champion.
391
00:15:06,769 --> 00:15:08,708
Sorry.
392
00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:10,738
- No can do.
- What?! Why?
393
00:15:10,739 --> 00:15:12,084
I'm in a pickle here.
394
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,738
I only make grand champion.
395
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,345
First two weeks,
396
00:15:16,346 --> 00:15:18,834
we break down what type of man you are.
397
00:15:18,859 --> 00:15:20,838
Next two months, we learn...
398
00:15:20,839 --> 00:15:22,869
Actually, the fight is tonight.
399
00:15:25,749 --> 00:15:26,928
We have to skip a lot.
400
00:15:26,929 --> 00:15:28,848
- Sure, sure.
- Tonight, really?
401
00:15:28,849 --> 00:15:29,948
Yeah, in, like, four hours.
402
00:15:29,949 --> 00:15:33,878
Huh, well, we should really begin.
403
00:15:33,879 --> 00:15:35,518
Prepare yourself
404
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:38,587
for the most intense
training in your life.
405
00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:41,527
[yelling]
406
00:15:41,528 --> 00:15:44,498
407
00:15:45,618 --> 00:15:49,487
In sumo, fat equals muscle.
408
00:15:49,488 --> 00:15:50,668
409
00:16:00,558 --> 00:16:01,687
[yells]
410
00:16:01,688 --> 00:16:04,708
I can't eat any more. Mm.
411
00:16:09,508 --> 00:16:13,597
In sumo, sleep is cardio.
412
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,678
413
00:16:27,698 --> 00:16:30,627
Oh! [laughs]
414
00:16:30,628 --> 00:16:32,637
415
00:16:32,638 --> 00:16:34,567
You're ready.
416
00:16:34,568 --> 00:16:36,597
Yes, I am.
417
00:16:36,598 --> 00:16:38,528
418
00:16:40,598 --> 00:16:42,678
[chatter]
419
00:16:49,698 --> 00:16:53,597
Out there is opportunity.
420
00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:57,477
In here is chocolate chip cookie dough.
421
00:16:57,478 --> 00:17:00,957
In here is a ninth grade reading level.
422
00:17:00,982 --> 00:17:02,951
- Seventh grade.
- Even better.
423
00:17:02,953 --> 00:17:04,962
- Yeah.
- Opportunity.
424
00:17:04,963 --> 00:17:06,476
Chocolate chip cookie dough.
425
00:17:06,477 --> 00:17:08,475
- Ninth grade reading level.
- Seventh grade.
426
00:17:08,476 --> 00:17:12,595
This is where the rubber meets the road.
427
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,486
428
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:17,516
[exhales]
429
00:17:25,161 --> 00:17:27,130
Oh, shit. Time-out.
430
00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:28,575
Time-out. I got it in my eyes.
431
00:17:28,576 --> 00:17:30,595
- [spits]
- On my right...
432
00:17:30,596 --> 00:17:33,575
- [coughs]
- winner of the Emperor's Cup
433
00:17:33,576 --> 00:17:35,585
six years running,
434
00:17:35,586 --> 00:17:40,475
the mighty Yokozuna!
435
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,525
- [cheering]
- Boo!
436
00:17:42,526 --> 00:17:44,595
Nothing! He ain't got shit.
437
00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:46,555
On my left...
438
00:17:46,556 --> 00:17:49,525
- Pac!
- Pancake!
439
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,474
No, come on. No, don't call me that.
440
00:17:51,475 --> 00:17:54,075
- Come on, man.
- All right, you know the deal.
441
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,567
Actually, a quick
refresher if you don't mind.
442
00:17:56,766 --> 00:17:57,515
Three rounds,
443
00:17:57,516 --> 00:17:59,575
nothing touches sand but
the soles of your feet,
444
00:17:59,576 --> 00:18:01,595
- and stay in the circle.
- Oh, yeah.
445
00:18:01,596 --> 00:18:03,485
Piece of pancake.
446
00:18:03,486 --> 00:18:05,456
447
00:18:07,332 --> 00:18:09,331
Seize your opportunity.
448
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,366
You are a natural, Pac.
449
00:18:14,409 --> 00:18:15,508
Is this it?
450
00:18:15,771 --> 00:18:17,750
We just stare at each other?
451
00:18:18,276 --> 00:18:19,375
- For how long?
- Hai!
452
00:18:19,376 --> 00:18:21,265
Oh, shit!
453
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,345
[grunting in slo-mo]
454
00:18:23,346 --> 00:18:25,295
[cheering]
455
00:18:25,296 --> 00:18:26,404
The fuck?
456
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:27,524
Relax.
457
00:18:28,154 --> 00:18:30,133
Remember your training.
458
00:18:30,158 --> 00:18:31,509
I just slept and ate a bunch.
459
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,149
You said I was a fucking natural.
460
00:18:33,174 --> 00:18:34,468
Oh.
461
00:18:34,469 --> 00:18:35,509
I was wrong.
462
00:18:36,589 --> 00:18:38,559
463
00:18:41,509 --> 00:18:43,499
464
00:18:52,459 --> 00:18:53,489
Oh, Clyde!
465
00:18:55,519 --> 00:18:57,558
[cheering]
466
00:18:57,559 --> 00:18:58,618
Okay?
467
00:18:58,619 --> 00:19:00,439
Yeah!
468
00:19:03,439 --> 00:19:05,489
- Yes!
- [whooping]
469
00:19:06,619 --> 00:19:08,568
[laughing]
470
00:19:08,569 --> 00:19:10,628
- [blowing raspberries]
- [grunts]
471
00:19:10,629 --> 00:19:12,439
Shit.
472
00:19:14,479 --> 00:19:17,498
[chanting] Pancake! Pancake!
473
00:19:17,499 --> 00:19:20,488
Pancake! Pancake!
474
00:19:20,489 --> 00:19:22,438
I love you, Pancake!
475
00:19:22,439 --> 00:19:24,469
Pancake! Pancake!
476
00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:28,439
477
00:19:33,619 --> 00:19:35,478
Oh!
478
00:19:35,479 --> 00:19:36,598
[growls]
479
00:19:36,599 --> 00:19:39,458
[cheering]
480
00:19:39,459 --> 00:19:41,439
481
00:19:44,409 --> 00:19:45,448
[grunts]
482
00:19:45,449 --> 00:19:46,588
[grunting in slo-mo]
483
00:19:46,589 --> 00:19:48,438
Shit!
484
00:19:48,439 --> 00:19:49,439
[grunts]
485
00:19:50,579 --> 00:19:52,478
[whistles]
486
00:19:52,479 --> 00:19:53,618
- [cheering]
- [grunts]
487
00:19:53,619 --> 00:19:56,459
[grunting]
488
00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:08,479
[slo-mo] No!
489
00:20:10,549 --> 00:20:13,478
[laughing]
490
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:15,438
Yeah!
491
00:20:15,439 --> 00:20:17,598
[cheering]
492
00:20:17,599 --> 00:20:21,478
Oh, that's why the loincloth
was so rough and thick.
493
00:20:21,479 --> 00:20:23,628
They should really
specify no fabric softener.
494
00:20:23,629 --> 00:20:28,364
Your new grand champion of the world!
495
00:20:28,404 --> 00:20:30,303
Pancake!
496
00:20:30,304 --> 00:20:31,493
No, no, no, no. Not Pancake.
497
00:20:31,494 --> 00:20:33,593
Pac, Pac, Pac, Pac!
498
00:20:33,594 --> 00:20:35,594
[cheering continues]
499
00:20:42,564 --> 00:20:44,563
- Pac!
- Dude!
500
00:20:44,564 --> 00:20:45,623
- Yo!
- Dude!
501
00:20:45,624 --> 00:20:47,483
Shit, Clyde, you believe it?
502
00:20:47,484 --> 00:20:48,543
I beat that big son of a bitch, man!
503
00:20:48,544 --> 00:20:50,523
- I did it! I saved you.
- Oh, my God!
504
00:20:50,524 --> 00:20:52,633
- My belt!
- Oh!
505
00:20:52,634 --> 00:20:54,693
- Oh, my belt!
- Oh.
506
00:20:54,694 --> 00:20:57,574
I missed you so much. [sobbing]
507
00:21:03,534 --> 00:21:05,523
Pancake back in the house!
508
00:21:05,524 --> 00:21:07,386
Know what, I still don't
know if I love that nickname.
509
00:21:07,387 --> 00:21:08,845
- It's, uh...
- Wait, wait.
510
00:21:08,846 --> 00:21:09,945
One thing I'm still confused about
511
00:21:09,946 --> 00:21:11,985
is how did we end up switching clothes?
512
00:21:11,986 --> 00:21:14,825
Well, you were convinced
if we switched clothes,
513
00:21:14,826 --> 00:21:16,965
we can also switch bodies
like in "Freaky Friday."
514
00:21:16,966 --> 00:21:18,815
You just went on and on about that.
515
00:21:18,816 --> 00:21:19,935
What? [laughs]
516
00:21:19,936 --> 00:21:21,955
Man, I must've been fucked up!
517
00:21:21,956 --> 00:21:23,865
Yeah-yer!
518
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,755
To think I'd want that
baby dump of a body.
519
00:21:26,756 --> 00:21:27,845
[laughing]
520
00:21:27,846 --> 00:21:28,895
Wait, Clyde, I don't understand.
521
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:29,915
How do you remember all that?
522
00:21:29,916 --> 00:21:30,935
I wasn't drunk.
523
00:21:30,936 --> 00:21:32,350
I mean, we said one beer, right?
524
00:21:32,351 --> 00:21:33,430
We even toasted to one beer.
525
00:21:33,431 --> 00:21:34,510
A toast is sacred.
526
00:21:34,899 --> 00:21:35,908
What?
527
00:21:36,025 --> 00:21:38,854
We got shit-faced.
528
00:21:38,855 --> 00:21:41,044
- [slurping]
- Who the fuck are these people?
529
00:21:41,045 --> 00:21:43,954
Mom, Dad! Oh!
530
00:21:43,955 --> 00:21:45,427
Oh.
531
00:21:45,428 --> 00:21:47,437
Thank you for letting them move in.
532
00:21:47,438 --> 00:21:49,457
So kind of you, Daniel.
533
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:52,678
He's just the kind of guy
I wanna marry and settle down with.
534
00:21:54,124 --> 00:21:56,103
[giggles]
535
00:21:56,438 --> 00:21:58,498
536
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537
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:09,830
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